Google Translate Sings: "Mother Knows Best" from Tangled
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Goggle Translate, SISSY THAT WALK from S6 of RuPaul Drag Race!!!!!
"So who is your favorite Disney Princess?"
"Lettuce"
I'm a super-fan of Lettuce too uwu! Wait... Are we talking about the princess or that famous fanfiction wattpad writer?
Rapunzel is the name of a type of lettuce
In fact, in the original fairy tale, Rapunzel was named for the lettuce: Basically, when Rapunzel's mother was pregnant with her, she had cravings for the lettuce in the witch's garden. Her husband went and stole the lettuce for his wife, but the witch caught him and made him promise her the child in exchange for the lettuce. So when the witch took the baby, she named her "Rapunzel" after the lettuce.
Disney changed this for obvious reasons, although they still kept some elements (e.g. Rapunzel's mother needing a plant that the villain was possessive of).
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 YEA
oh boy do I love lettuce!
"I didn't get the needed care. You will be sad. Money is good." - Every tragic backstory villain ever.
The fact that I got to this point of the video
This is the best 😂
Some peace delays
Dr doofenshmirtz be like
👏👏
"I understand that parents support"
Rapunzel: Yes, finally, we're getting somewhere.
"Every man wants me"
Rapunzel: And the moment is gone.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Lettuce?"
Rapunzel: Somehow, we got even farther.
“You do not want to be a castle.”
Repunzel: nah im good.
@@kennethfajardo9102to be fair, there is a type of lettuce named Rapunzel
@@younscrafter7372WAIT REALLY????
“Cash! I believe in animals!”
-Disney in a nutshell
Also, this is probably my favorite Translator fail yet!
Same!
Lmao
*“MONEY IS GOOD”*
-Modern Disney in a nutshell
Let's appreciate the fact that when Mother Gothel lists all the horrible things the world has she says IKEA
I can never figure my way out of there!!😂😂
*infinite Ikea SCP flashbacks*
well it’s kind of a labyrinth😂
she must have fallen off glorious ikea tower
The one thing she’s right about
Rapunzel: *asks to leave the tower*
Her mom: *has a stroke*
I wish this would be acceptable on r/ihadastroke
@@thecharlieproblem Me too
Fake mom
@@ollie.1564 of co
“Mom”
"I didn't get the needed care. You will be sad."
Ah, yes. The cycle of abuse.
152 likes and no replies?
Was Zhan-Tiri such a horrible mentor ?
"Protection of the father"
"I have a father?"
My favorite part of the video 😂
Let me get this straight...
Mother Gothel lived up her life having no mother. As she grows up, she became a narcissistic introvert who highly values money over everyone and by the time she became a mother, she got divorced and named the baby Lettuce.
Cool story, make it a movie Disney!!
A narcissistic introvert who highly values money over people... so Mother Gothel is actually Ebenezer Scrooge? 😱
now THAT'S the kind of movie I'd want to watch
Origami Lover actually Rapunzel is an old German word for a special kind of lettuce so Google Translate was kinda right
don't forget her incredible power of producing corn in seconds
She’s also a supportive mother!
“This is a terrorist country”
Me: that’s one way to get a child to stay....
Indeed🤣
Lol, your not wrong 😂
True.
@@hpxgachaclubxo1135 hey person with a zander picture
The reason there is no terrorists in Croatia is because they are called: the government.
This is what Mother Gothel should have done. She can just straight up avoid the question like this.
Lol
Rapunzel: Can I leave the tower?
Gothel: SO YOU SAY MONEY IS BAD? YOU WANT TO BE A CASTLE? NOPE
"Money is good."
*Ah, yes, typical Disney.*
421st like.
431st like
Hahaha lol this made me laugh like a madman
you mean nestle
Disney be like
Gothel: "Lettuce?"
Rapunzel: Wha-what
Gothel: **shushes mouth**
Gothel "You do not want to be a castle"
Rapunzel:........"no I'm good"
my last 2 brain cells when i'm taking a test...
Unknown Person Yup
I died😅
I died 😂
I laughed, and died, and became a castle
“I changed,the rain did not,i was successful”
It sounds like she had a childhood rivalry with rain and rain told her she would never be successful and she holds a grudge toward it so she’s now rubbing it in rain’s face that she’s successful and it isn’t
For the love of the world, Lettuce, please don't become a castle.
"I promise to make a mistake."
I mean, at least she's honest.
But life will kill her for it. It's like school they teach you to make mistakes but punish you for it
I’m not joking, was 999, pressed like, and it went to 1k
To keep you and your voice safe
Oh I'm not Ariel
LOL! Watch 2:26
And it’s a promise we can all keep.
OMG... This song should be named "when your drunk aunt raises you"!
Yes!! 😂😂
😅 okay
I have changed , the rain did not , i was succesful
Or even better "when your russian aunt raises you"😂
Ohhhhh my GAWD DAS GOOD
The "Lettuce. You don't want to be a castle" followed by "I didn't get the needed care" straight up killed me.
"Every man wants me!"
So, that's where Cassandra is coming from...
Original: "Skip the drama"
GoogleTranslator: *"pErFoRm DrAmA"*
Lol
It was just flip flopped
Be a mom
I think if this song was translated more there will be something like this "be a drama kill your mom".
@@ozvuchkibilla Lol
Google translate: This is a terrorist country
Lyrics: it’s a scary world out there
I mean it makes sense
Yep
Yep
Lol 😂
@Harry Potter #1 Fans
Well the thing is, she didn’t translate it straight from German to English. She basically plays language roulette with google translate about 40 times before she translates it back into English.
It really does
The look of doubt in rapunzels face when her mother says:every man wants me
Okay, but "Every man wants me" is something that Gothel would say.
Interviewer: So, who’s your favorite character in Tangled?
Me: *It has to be lettuce*
BlemBiscut as a matter of fact, in the original story Rapunzels parents had to give her to mother gothel because they’d stolen a plant from her garden, the plant was called rapunzel, and it was like a CABBAGE! Google translate knows stuff,.,
BlemBiscut my favorite is Lettuce’s mother
But
Then again rapunzel is also another name for lettuce
@@daisyxoxo62 Yes but also it's google translate they translated and said what rapunzel is so good job you learned something
Actually mine is Rapunzel-
*”Shut up strangers”*
*”Fight with strangers”*
What did those strangers ever do to you, google translate?
Into the unknown from frozen is translated to "fight with starnges". so... yeah...
I wonder
@Katherine Foerster I'm so glad I could make others laugh, tho I wasn't even trying! ❤️❤️
The strangers misused Google Translate and used it to screw up song lyrics by repeatingly translated them.
May be we are the strangers and it hates us for doing this to it XD
It's just funny each time she says "Money is Good". And Rapunzel just stands there thinking if her mother is alright 🤣
I love how rapunzel just goes back and forth from being so confused and just being so mad at her mother
"It's best to keep you and your voice safe"
"Well I'm not Ariel"
I died
Same
Hahahahahahahhah
666 likes
Satan be gone
Same😂
"Money is good"
This woman has her priorities straight
Not if her greed turned this into a terrorist country.
@@japanpanda2179 And not if she has a child named Lettuce
Finally a gachatuber who's not 4 years old qwq
@@riiael Who's to say kids can't understand money?
@@japanpanda2179 thats not what i meant
"I didn't get the needed care"
Looks like we know what happened here. The pharmacy refused to refill mother gothel's prescriptions.
Eugene: *Mother Gothel hides Rapunzel and keep her in a tower where no one has ever been found*
Mother Gothel: SHUT UP STRANGERS!
Me: I thought no one has found the tower yet
Mother sounds like she is having a mental break down.
FlirtingStalker or she’s drunk? 😂
Lmao
Or shes the american politics system and society as of today
She did not get the needed care...
True
Google: “Simple, Pure, Straight, trash.”
Me: “Ah yes, my best friend.”
lol same-
@Lou they gay? They a lesbian?
Me except for the straight part.
Edit: and the pure part
Literally all my friends.
This is me LOL
"Well I'm not Ariel!"
Yeah, We know. Your Lettuce.
01:59
Rapunzels face is just
*Perfect*
Yeah lol😂😂😂
Chefs kiss
Coyotes and Tibetan sand foxes the average day of their lives be like
It’s a cross of being done with life and the “bruh” face 😂
“Life is dead”
14 year old girls: *oh that’s deeeeep*
I read this as she said it! 🤣
Life IS dead
Billy Eilish: Write that down, quick!
Billie Eilish:inspiration is coming
I am 13 and that's me
These are my absolute favorite types of google translates. when there's two people, one of them is spouting nonsense and the other is grounded to reality and wondering what the hell is going on
same
Thats why I loved the Popular one. She's so expressive too!
Same
Anjalie-Nicole Coates It really depends on the type of song and what the lyrics turn into.
Same
That “I didn’t get the needed care” honestly explains SO MUCH……………. lol ❤
“Lee booty drop dead”
“Shut up strangers”
“MONEY IS GOOD”
“I didn’t get the needed care”
We can tell, Gothel. We can tell.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING! 🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Her mom was the queen of the dead 😬
“Do I have a mother?”
No one:
Not even Lettuce:
Mother Gothel: *this is a terrorist country*
I have changed
Times have changed in the kingdom
It's called CORONA
Money is good
Not even lettuce XD
When she's naming the things Rapunzel should watch out for:
Birds
thorshis
poor foods
*IKEA*
Me: OH GOD NOT IKEA
Represent your life with 1 quote from this song.
Me: *Life is dead.*
3 minutes and 26 seconds of Rapunzel dealing with the most high person in the world
Highest, not most high. Grammar Nazi AWAY!
@@isobelmiller7464 Aww, No. This time you're wrong. It's actually most high because highest would then translate to height. So, no. Also, Grammar Nazi, Away!*
Don't fail at what you intend to do ;)
@@damselinthedress that's not how that works lol
@@nicole-rb4iw And your name wouldn't suggest that you're definitely apart of the younger audience, but, go on and abreviate further.
"I'm on a bus...
I LIKE IT!"
I actually broke when she called Rapunzel Lettuce.
That's what Repunzel means, and it goes with the original story
Yeah, it does mean lettuce, but it was freaking HILARIOUS 😂😂
Rapunzel is literally lettuce.
Are you Humpty Dumpty? You know, since you broke. I hope they put you back together again.
SAME!
"Every man wants me"
The most character-accurate line in the song.
i want to take a moment to appreciate malinda's tremendous acting skills, because all these gestures and facial expressions are really good LOL
“Lee Booty Drop Dead”
“Life is dead”
“Alcohol and what’s fine, it’s not clear”
Google has more problems than I do
But apparently it likes money, shirt tattoos (?) and riding buses. So it's fine.
Verilly
@@japanpanda2179 IT LOVES DEATH
@@japanpanda2179 tattoo bout a shirt
"Lettuce. You don't want to be a castle." not gonna lie, I cried laughing.
I *DIED* laughing!
@@allisonrosedean9027 so uhh.. you still alive yet orr..?
Rapunzel....... is a lettuce xD
The lettuce part makes sense, since doesnt rapunzal mean some kind of lettuce?
Me too 😂
Mother Gothel making a successful business with "corn, in just seconds!"
Thank you for your... _insightful_ speech mother Gothel
@1:08 Can I just say I love when Google just- _has a panic attack_ from the excess languages XD
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: *LEE BOOTY DROP DEAD*
I read this as she said it😋
1:29
GOT OUT OF DISNEY FOR A BIT
Stand still and shup up starnger lol
*Roll in an airplane*
I saw Lee booty drop dead and thought if hamiltin
SHUT UP STRANGERS!
Malinda is now a mood
Tips trips and DIY Malinda is always a mood
Tips trips and DIY she has always been
Tips trips and DIY
I was the 1Kst like 😂
Moneyy is good. Malinda is a mood
A what?
most parents: mother knows best
me as a parent: money is good
I love how she basically just gives up halfway through
"SHUT UP STRANGERS!"
Later: "FIGHT WITH STRANGERS!!!"
Maybe she's fighting with them because they wouldn't
Shut up
Alejandro Abraham Exactly what I thought
Poor strangers
LMFAO
fight with strangers is accualy up next in my reccomedations o-o
"Fight with strangers!"
"Shut up strangers!"
Google...why do you hate strangers...
STRANGER DANGER
Maybe she was fighting with strangers because they wouldn't shut up
@@youtubecat1658 yeah XD
google has social anxiety
@@youtubecat1658 Lmao I can't stop laughing i-
The “Lettuce… you do not want to be a castle” I was rolling on the floor laughing 🤣
I think this is my favorite GTS video
I just love how nonsensical these lyrics are
“Try to look like blood.”
“Thumb no no no”
“Lee booty drop dead”
“I’m on a bus, I like it!”
“Lettuce?”
“You do not want to be a castle.”
When your aunt is drunk but you still try to talk with her:
@@-vines-7018 😂😂😂
@@lilybaxter9454 lmao I can just see this conversation going like:
“Hey au-“
“THUMB! NO NO NOOOOO”
“Aunt are you okay”
“Lee booty drop dead”
“Ye- WHAT?”
“I’m on a bus! I LIKE IT!”
“Aunt you’re drunk aren’t you”
“Lettuce?”
“Wha-“
“You do not want to be a castle”
“No I don’t I wanna be an artist-“
@@-vines-7018 😂😂😂 I would be confused and laughing my head off at the same time if I was in that situation
@@lilybaxter9454 lmao same
Friend: what is you're favorite movie?
Me: Lettuce!
Friend: No, really...
Kawaii snow pup: (smiles)
Friend: uhuh...... favorite song from that "movie?"
Me: Money is good!
The funny thing is Rapunzile is a lettuce
@@katie5998 Yes, it's kind of lettuce. in Polish it's named "roszponka" and the same name is of this princess.
Every movie has a musical score, though. שחר א.
I keep saying “Lettuce? You do not want to be a castle.” to my brother and he thinks I’ve gone nuts.
"SHUT UP STRANGERS!!!"
Introverts: I want that power
" ALCOHOL IS FINE " *and at this moment, Rapunzel knew that her mother was drunk*
It took her that long to realize?
It's just a joke ;-;
@@dbseamz 2:16 explain it
I think Rapazal just thought her mom was drunk/ going crazy/ money hungry throughout the whole song.
@@namikkou Rapazal 😂
"Let it go" --> "Give up"
"Mother knows best" --> "Money is good"
😂
~:~
"Poor Unfortunate Souls" -> "The Spirit of Abysmal Despair"
"Part of Your World" -> "Some parts of the World"
"For the First Time in Forever" -> "For the first term of Office Indefinite"
"I Can Go the Distance" -> "I can not go"
Ah yes, all the life lessons Google Translate teaches us. Don't be a castle kids.
dont forget- every year is a festival in british columbia!
XD the things google translate dose
Google translate logic
It's been five years and I'm still coming back to watch this video for a good laugh. Props, honestly.
"I promise to make a mistake." - your mother
"Simple, pure, straight trash."
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
Edit: This wasn't really meant to be about sexuality, though it can be if you wanna interpret it that way. Just please stop arguing about LGBTQIA and stuff. It's great if you're a part of the community and it's great if you're straight! Both are normal and fine to be! But if this is gonna keep going on imma grab some popcorn-
If my mom were to sing this:
Mom, you got it wrong
I am simple, pure, G a y trash. Thank you.
@@Frovael
I second that.
Ouch XD
@@Frovael wow youre gay🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 you go brother🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@@RG_Rizzy Little OTT but ok.
Ah yes,my favorite princess
*l e t t u c e*
Wasn’t she named after a lettuce plant from the witch’s garden in the original too?
@@Bibblemansaves yup!
And Republican
I know why it translated to lettuce. Rapunzel is a type of lettuce. They named rapunzel after the lettuce that her old father stolen from mother gothel.
@@anonxmousanna ahh ok thx
Only the promised Neverland fans will get this
"Be a mom"
Emma: AW HELL NAW
0:18 low-key sounds like she’s trying to sell a product that makes corn 😂😂😂
"Lettuce"
"You do not want to be a castle"
"...nah im good"
And she wasn’t that far off, “Rapunzel” means “rocket” [as in the food]
Beautiful
@@ashlingemberstone3913
Imagine if she said "rocket"
*"Rocket"*
"You do not want to be a castle"
"...Nah I'm good"
@@omishadouglas8501. That would be hilarious!
Fun fact, "Rapunzel" means rampion on German
The moment I died....
“I’m on a bus... I LIKE IT!!”
2:26
Isa Love I died at “Simple pure straight trash”
I died at lettuce, you do not want to be a castle😂
Every man wants MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I pretty much died as soon as she said this is a terrorist country and rapunzel looked worried
OH NO DONT DIE just watch her instructional video on how NOT to die laughing
I remember someone in these comments wrote an entire very long backstory for mother gothel based on this. It contained explanations for everything and so on. It was amazing, but I can't find it anymore- I've seen some other backstory ideas, but none as good as that one.
Oh well
"I didn't get the needed care" "Oh" "You WILL be saaad"
“I have changed, the rain did not, I was successful.” Sounds as if she had a rivalry with the weather.
I don’t put it past mother Gothal to have beef with some sort of ancient whether God,
But the real question is... who would win?
@@AlenkoJay mother gothel duh
Two words: Pepa Madrigal
My money's on Pepa Madrigal.
@@cristinareyes9137 If you think about it, they're like polar opposites.
They both fake it, but Gothel is hiding her villainous side and Pepa is hiding her gentleness because of the constant pressure she's under.
Not to mention Gothel is a horrible mother while Pepa is a loving mother AND aunt.
Rapunzel: “ I’m not ariel “
Ursula has left the chat
🙄😂
I was your 99th like!!!
@@lexim1430 110 for me
@@lexim1430 oh wow tysm
@@simonking9262 thank you 🙏 I never expected to get so many
No one:
Hit era ttte characters in there introduction episodes: 0:57
Both persons whose acting like gothel and Rapunzel. Your voices are so sweet.
Why is noone talking about how good her voice is !!!!!
Cus why we need to talk about it when it's a fact?
It was me first video in that channel. It was 4 years ago. Thx for dopamine and beautiful voice.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Google Translate Gothel: “COME ON, LEE BOOTY DROP DEAD
LMAO
Literally.
when it said lee booty i thought of mark lee dhsonswisnhskabd
lE bOoTy DrOP deAD ☠️ I can’t take it 😆
LMAOOOOOO
"Simple, pure, straight, trash"
Oh look that's me!
Lmao
Lol
Lol rofl
Well we all are humans
Haha I can relate too
This had me wheezing, I’m surprised they didn’t laugh through it XD
I stumbled upon this a few years after first seeing it and I still laughed my damn ass off.
"Simple, pure, straight trash".
Imma use that to describe my friends from now on.
Why would you say that to your own friends?!
Bernard's Channel I call my friends idiots..
.. they call me words too.
#Friendship
@@rosepetalsx567 That's terrible.
Bernard's Channel It is, But we’re all just joking around.
Same man
“Simple, pure, straight trash”
That’s it. That’s what Mother Gothel was saying in the original song
She just summed it up.
@@wolfheart8604 yeah
Shes talking about me
That's what I said!
“Lettuce?” I’m laughing so hard right now 😂
"I understand parents support all men want me"
-Gothel in a nutshell
*Rapunzel = Lettuce*
_So can I be a potato?_
Rapunzel is kind of vegetable soo... I understand why translate made it "lettuce", i guess? XD
Emma Chan Yes if you just belive!
It's what people says right? Sorry but i'm not a human
@@theweirdo6833 THANK YOU YAYYYYUYYYYYYY
Rapunzel is a type of lettuce * it is stated in the original fairytale *
Emma Chan you are now a mood
Tangled: Quicksand
Google translate: *_I k e a_*
Maybe because you litteraly just sinks into some of Ikeas furniture🤔
The more you move in the store the more you get sucked in...
Vivanzi LITERALLY
I have been a fan of this channel for 2 years and this has to be my favourite google translate sings
"Lettuce, you do not want to be, a castle"
IM DEAD XD
"Money is good" Lmao Mother Gothel teaching Economics 101
edit: it’s been like 4 years now but this randomly got recommended to me again and I remember how proud my middle school self was for getting this many likes on a stupid comment 💀
😂
Economics 101? No, this is Architecture
I'm pretty sure a teacher and an entire room of students didn't get the wrong classroom
😂
@@Xeyal1001 HIMYM?
@@mariateresaollari531 Jup xD
“Money is good”
And she’s asking if Rapunzel is a Republican
Ah Google Translate logic.... Gotta love it
Is money bad? It is what you make it
Oh no, a political comment, watch out, I can already hear the storm that is coming...
"Lettuce?"
Original : "Rapunzel?"
LMAO IM DYING
This should be Disney's Instructional video to new employees. It shows the business model of Disney very well.
"Be a mom"
"Not yet!"
Original Rapunzel fairytale plot detected!!
keepmeposted25 Yep! ...except that Mother Gothel was so overprotective that she wouldn't even teach Rapunzel about basic human reproduction, hence why Zel was clueless about her pregnancy.
Google knows.
keepmeposted25 TBH