Google Translate Sings: "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7585

    Still asleep. Never woke up.
    Also GTS MERCH IS A THING!!! shopmalinda.com :D
    Y'all rock. What should I translate next?

    • @kage3069
      @kage3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hello omg I love ur videos sooo much I'm freaking early

    • @khia1418
      @khia1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🗿

    • @sophie_x0735
      @sophie_x0735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Translator Fails can you translate you need to calm down by Taylor swift?? If you haven’t already done it! ❤️

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Please translate Me! by Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie! Or Cake by Melanie Martinez or American boy or maybe Conquerer by Estelle.

    • @ee-sm8ey
      @ee-sm8ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aleyna Tilki's "Sen Olsan Bari" named song. >:3

  • @nickcashin9500
    @nickcashin9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9267

    “We hope this makes sense”
    Google translate is trying their best.

    • @allisonpopick6139
      @allisonpopick6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Nick Cashin *gives Google Translate a ‘you tried’ sticker*

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      A for effort 😂

    • @santerimyl
      @santerimyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ooooooh i doesn't

    • @karsenloveskartoons
      @karsenloveskartoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      affort

    • @alexsmith4212
      @alexsmith4212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Also Google Translate
      "I`m sorry its completely meaningless".

  • @casjmere_5982
    @casjmere_5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5664

    "Oh, need to wake up"
    "Oh, you're still asleep"
    *my mom every single day*

    • @justmelanie2362
      @justmelanie2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yess

    • @partyl7484
      @partyl7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You need to wake up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club.

    • @sofiarovezzi6535
      @sofiarovezzi6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool

    • @ity9066
      @ity9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@partyl7484?

    • @partyl7484
      @partyl7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ity9066 Melanie Martinez

  • @sofitariq326
    @sofitariq326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4082

    "I'm sorry it's completely meaningless"
    Google translate basically

    • @cherrymoore6497
      @cherrymoore6497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol army ?

    • @TheKashiraderKashiraHanazumu1
      @TheKashiraderKashiraHanazumu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “That does not exist” -Google Translate

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least the wine has arrived

    • @alexxd2398
      @alexxd2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We hope this makes sense

    • @naomib3017
      @naomib3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Hi, there is something wrong with you" also google translate

  • @mcfronny
    @mcfronny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    "Yes honey that's funny, should we talk tea truck" is unironically a sick rhyme scheme

  • @flyingpig3334
    @flyingpig3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    Media: “so what is the reasoning behind señorita?”
    Shawn and Camilla: “we want to serve the senate”

    • @RyanKhieu
      @RyanKhieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      To warn about the Vikings.

    • @akhazane6922
      @akhazane6922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not yet

    • @shimley4600
      @shimley4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg!!!SOH TRUE

    • @cutewippets7905
      @cutewippets7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@akhazane6922 It's treason then

    • @akhazane6922
      @akhazane6922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cutewippets7905 REEEEEE

  • @luna_feles4165
    @luna_feles4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4026

    3:12
    "we hope this makes sence"
    "oooh, it doesn't"
    Im dead 😂😂

  • @thushaniravichandren9999
    @thushaniravichandren9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    "his body fits into my ducks" 1:15..... Hahahahaha... Im dead asf😂😂

    • @snoproblem
      @snoproblem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh, they nibbled him to death. What a way to go.
      "You wanna die by ducks? Because I could make that happen!"
      "It's a slow death."

    • @envi.3901
      @envi.3901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STANDBY MODE.

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      snoproblem woah slow down there satan

    • @kimstarlinger9564
      @kimstarlinger9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So is he, apparently

    • @lorenzoissheep7870
      @lorenzoissheep7870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @choco-chipkookies2697
    @choco-chipkookies2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    "Dear, you killed a child"
    "I'm my dad"
    "The wine has arrived"
    I'm convinced Google Translate has alchohol issues

    • @Ottieinthewoods
      @Ottieinthewoods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yes i think so too. :)

    • @doginabox9621
      @doginabox9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh so Google Translate killed a child, then to deal with the guilt they pretended to be their dad (maybe google translate is underaged???) and ordered wine.

    • @alisonxavierlopes9219
      @alisonxavierlopes9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@doginabox9621 google translate is 15 years old so....

    • @doginabox9621
      @doginabox9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alisonxavierlopes9219 ...

    • @_.SpaghettiMuffins._
      @_.SpaghettiMuffins._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup definitely

  • @Anachronismgorl
    @Anachronismgorl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12711

    I’m starting to think google translate has an alcohol problem.
    Edit: holy mother 10k? 🤯

    • @Anachronismgorl
      @Anachronismgorl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ava Gates I was being kinda sarcastic lol.

    • @noavb7930
      @noavb7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mackenzie Fleetwood Matter of fact, so was he :/

    • @annmaarie9222
      @annmaarie9222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol

    • @erickfajardo
      @erickfajardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OMG SO TRUE LMAOOOOO

    • @cfhuiming
      @cfhuiming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr

  • @moonie6698
    @moonie6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    “I want to get out of the house safely”
    Are your doors covered in barbed wires?

    • @rachelsyrup
      @rachelsyrup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I had a dream where the door to my house was a guillotine. 😅

    • @notherelowkey_
      @notherelowkey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No, she has a *protective brother*

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rachelsyrup Dang that must have been horrible😱

    • @rachelsyrup
      @rachelsyrup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@booklovingpoet5942 There was also the fact that all the interior doors were covered in blood and *moths???* and there were demons/monsters lurking behind each door that I had to defeat, but only one at a time, because if two doors were left open at the same time, it would release All The Demons.
      But yes, I'm pretty sure someone lost an arm while trying to escape.

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rachelsyrup Ok then...... That sounds terrifying. That's a while new level of nightmares that I never want to experience

  • @crunch5
    @crunch5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    “I want to get out of the house safely”
    *DID GOOGLE TRANSLATE PREDICT THE FUTURE...?*

    • @totoofbob5866
      @totoofbob5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      IT DID OMGGG

    • @lillybee_
      @lillybee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SF Snugbeatle A UHHH IT KEEPS ON DOING IT! I’m scared now

    • @danafrazier830
      @danafrazier830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I Think So Lol

    • @riggedred4790
      @riggedred4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Guys we must remove Google Translate it's creepy. Petition to remove it

  • @kasper-rorkstaelens4616
    @kasper-rorkstaelens4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Well, the Viking is inside the Senate now, what is the next step?

    • @Harutson
      @Harutson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Clearly "on no god. Oh I want to run away"... this checks out.

    • @ric7053
      @ric7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      She predicted the future? 🤔

    • @Zedrapazia
      @Zedrapazia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That comment nearly killed me laughing xD

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ric7053 what the fuck kind of future are we in!?

    • @n0b0dyreal1y
      @n0b0dyreal1y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uh, not too sure, a bull in the senate?

  • @Ash-ow9ef
    @Ash-ow9ef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    “Yes, honey that’s funny!
    Should we talk? Tea truck
    Dear, you killed a child
    Standby Mode”
    Why yes because why not

    • @Yarabatata
      @Yarabatata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I saw this comment it was this part of the video 😂

    • @karp_
      @karp_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im like number 340 ,^,

    • @xavierhernandez5280
      @xavierhernandez5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Spider Light yep, that's right, they even went into the details of how they ran over them with a tea truck.

    • @fatimawyne5418
      @fatimawyne5418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's surprising how well that part rhymed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xoelpr2349
    @xoelpr2349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Need to wake up
    Oh you're still asleep
    This is what my alarm clock is thinking every single day

    • @lizzyja3549
      @lizzyja3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah same :)))

    • @cade6536
      @cade6536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody touch it it has 666 likes

    • @ds9113
      @ds9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It says 665 on the comment section and 668 when I click on it
      Explain

    • @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ds9113 You tube is drunk again

  • @helenasvensson5220
    @helenasvensson5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    Maybe your application for the senate was rejected because you killed a child.

    • @LeeHatake93
      @LeeHatake93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Helena Svensson But the Senate executes that order

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *wonders when the fans of Star Wars prequel memes will find this video*

    • @plohka1141
      @plohka1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Helena Svensson can I just tell you reading this before watching the video has made me very confused and scared

    • @isabelmatias9938
      @isabelmatias9938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tea truck

    • @samanthae.1002
      @samanthae.1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no this is America so that can’t be it. I think they are all just Viking racist

  • @justcharli6862
    @justcharli6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    My teacher: Why are you laughing?!
    Me: nothing sorry
    My brain: call my name I'm my dad

    • @poppyhunt7684
      @poppyhunt7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro i saw this on the into the unknown one but idk if it was u

    • @mohammadsaleh1998
      @mohammadsaleh1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dad call me hungry

    • @_.SpaghettiMuffins._
      @_.SpaghettiMuffins._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Friend: why are you laughing
      Me : no reason
      My brain : I gEuSS tHE viKiNg cAn bE veRy CloSe

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Teacher: Why are you laughing
      Me: No reason.
      My brain: Ooh need to wake up, ooh you're still asleep. OMG WOULD YOU WAKE UP

    • @ericboom1712
      @ericboom1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The wine has arrived!

  • @sofiapaolucci5235
    @sofiapaolucci5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    My two favorite parts:
    The story is lalalalalala OH MY GOD SHUT UP
    The wine has arrived Thank You Lord
    Edit: OMG Thank you so MUCH for 1.1K likes 😆

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _Dreaming of white wine_

    • @agentstache135
      @agentstache135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure the first one is a vine reference, which I appreciate

    • @chickennugget315
      @chickennugget315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *holds the wine to the sky* NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear, I killed a child

    • @leaf7392
      @leaf7392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellen chattergirl oh I want to run away....

  • @bessieburnet9816
    @bessieburnet9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "Oh, you're still asleep"
    I'm ashamed to admit that is me in the mornings. 😅

  • @elijahkorinek8782
    @elijahkorinek8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    Yes honey,
    That's funny
    Should we talk?
    Tea truck
    *Speech 100*

  • @csouki
    @csouki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Best part
    "Yes, honey that's funny"
    "Should we talk, Tea truck"
    "Dear, you killed a child"
    "STANDBY MODE"
    o-O

  • @TheDriverEarist
    @TheDriverEarist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "Hope this makes sense?" Sorry bud not this time, not this time translate. *Pat's on shoulder*

    • @Jayce8
      @Jayce8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TheDriverEarist
      Pat get off their shoulder, we’ve talked about this!
      😂

    • @cat_goose9592
      @cat_goose9592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lowkey feel bad for google translate now

    • @dylanfield7098
      @dylanfield7098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean Viking and senate makes sense now

  • @thatoneperson5954
    @thatoneperson5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Google Translate: His body fits into my ducks
    Me: Well that's concerning

  • @Libby_Lou
    @Libby_Lou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    “The wine you has arrived”
    Google translate has drinking issues

    • @veromas436
      @veromas436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      we already knew it
      silky whiskey

    • @bobbycraig2583
      @bobbycraig2583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dream of white wine

    • @saltypyrotato
      @saltypyrotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not as think as you drunk I am

    • @carrianleung5323
      @carrianleung5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'thankyou Lord....'

    • @linetliju7078
      @linetliju7078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😀😘

  • @AightBroBet
    @AightBroBet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    me when i try to focus on homework: **FOCUSED**
    my sister: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
    my reaction: AAAAAAAAGH GET OUT OF HERE, THANK YOU

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

    • @chnarchnar4435
      @chnarchnar4435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sooo true

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "Be short"
    "Don't flirt with me"
    Exactly how us short women feel, lol.

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And ace/aro introverts.

    • @icecranberry2148
      @icecranberry2148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FeiraDragon YUP! (I consider myself an ambivert actually but I'm still shy considering love)

  • @ablipi
    @ablipi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Snoring knows Norita *dead*
    Romeo and Juliet in a nutshell

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    “Dear you killed a child”
    “His body fits into my ducks” oh.. oh GOSH

    • @AlphaEchoGray
      @AlphaEchoGray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      That's some interesting bread you're feeding those ducks...

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      “Acute bleeding from the beginning”

    • @KC_KrazyCat
      @KC_KrazyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That is worse for me because my cousin's nick-name is Duck. 0-0

    • @whezzywafflesVODS
      @whezzywafflesVODS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “no no no no/Oh no God”

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Lily Terrio ...it ate a jelly sandwich.

  • @tomas.krupicka
    @tomas.krupicka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Malinda in 2019: Sings some crazy translation about viking, senate, and waking up
    Some Trump fanatic in 2021: Takes it seriously 😐

    • @megsmith6758
      @megsmith6758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Kreciksonik10
      @Kreciksonik10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same observation XDDDD

    • @flyingree1962
      @flyingree1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG THATS TOO PERFECT i remember when, uh, yeah that happened...

    • @pablocerdaluna443
      @pablocerdaluna443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google is the new nostradamus we should psy more attention what google says.

    • @alexanderthomas1869
      @alexanderthomas1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flyingree1962 Wait what happened

  • @verashek1103
    @verashek1103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "yes honey that's funny! should we talk? tea truck"
    probably an actual conversation somewhere in the world

    • @emilstoqanov3270
      @emilstoqanov3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I am worried about the "Dear,you killed a child" part

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emilstoqanov3270 same lol

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I wonder if the child was norita....
      Edit; thanks for all the likes 💓😁

    • @kennydude11797
      @kennydude11797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Probably in England.

    • @Priscabc
      @Priscabc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      /r/tinder

  • @diadia5634
    @diadia5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Google: "Hi, there is something wrong with you"
    Me: I know...

  • @nuu9282
    @nuu9282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    - "Hi Malinda, darling, can I have a word with your dad?"
    - "Sure, here I am" * _puts sunglasses on_ *

    • @mariagharzouzi5025
      @mariagharzouzi5025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @Amelia-ov6el
      @Amelia-ov6el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant stop laughing at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @attien1290
    @attien1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "I want to serve the Senate"
    2020: "Yes no no no no. Oh no God"

    • @sarahvunkannon7336
      @sarahvunkannon7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was startled to find this comment was made 2 months ago. Well done!

    • @abhayfamily8524
      @abhayfamily8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahvunkannon7336 what?

    • @sarahvunkannon7336
      @sarahvunkannon7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abhayfamily8524 When I first read their comment, I thought they were talking about the Senate being under siege, how serving the Senate is "Oh no God" because of getting shot.
      But then I looked at their mention of 2020, and at their timestamp from 2020, and it seems they just managed to make a comment that became accidentally appropriate given future events.

    • @n0b0dyreal1y
      @n0b0dyreal1y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hawks-wings Google translate knows all

  • @averypogfrog
    @averypogfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    “Yes honey that’s funny”
    Should we talk? Tea truck
    Dear u killed a child
    Stand by mode
    Well that conversation escalated quickly 😳

    • @alyviaiscoolerthanyoutbh4667
      @alyviaiscoolerthanyoutbh4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wAna serVe ThE Senate

    • @thesillyone3837
      @thesillyone3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The stand by is for you to process what she just said

    • @arrow7850
      @arrow7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      123 likes

    • @jellywaffle6231
      @jellywaffle6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stand by mode? Me: IS THIS ROBLOX GUYS WE PUT ROBLOX MODE ON I REPEAT WE PUT ROBLOX MODE ON

    • @nicicharlton9778
      @nicicharlton9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha

  • @mateahissorry
    @mateahissorry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    "He didn't know his name. I'm sorry, it's completely meaningless. That does not exist."
    Um, okay? Why are you bullying this poor guy?

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kuwait Kuwait

    • @purebread3898
      @purebread3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sometimes we live in the sea

    • @chetana5053
      @chetana5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's a beautiful tooth
      Edit:
      Roses are red
      Ketchup is too
      I got my first like
      And it's not even blue!!

    • @samkarlmason3381
      @samkarlmason3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His body fits into my ducks

    • @izakschoombie2119
      @izakschoombie2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everything is wet, yes, yes

  • @oliveryoshi7209
    @oliveryoshi7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    "His body fits into my ducks"
    "Everything is wet, yes, yes"
    *Excuse me*

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You heard it! Don't pretend you love when his body fits into your ducks!

    • @nastyanna173
      @nastyanna173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cλsian Ungur suk huinya

    • @starr._143
      @starr._143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IceMetalPunk Luni!!

    • @Mikael-bv4dw
      @Mikael-bv4dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I burst into laughter

    • @bennypinto
      @bennypinto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That was...weird
      😅

  • @princetweed2255
    @princetweed2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Yes, honey, that's funny!
    Should we talk? Tea truck
    Dear, you killed a child
    Standby mode"
    My favourite line in that song😂

    • @fabianadomezaiz1955
      @fabianadomezaiz1955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same the fact that it rhymes and sounds great is amazing.

    • @kristhedumbass6281
      @kristhedumbass6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am here to announce that it is also my favourite line and I am the 69th like.

    • @gilaoberman9282
      @gilaoberman9282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks like the one is trying to have a serious conversation, but the other is drunk

  • @vonnettastarks9762
    @vonnettastarks9762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Oh need to wake up, Oh you're still asleep"
    *My life in a nutshell*
    Ha you cant see my other edits 😂

  • @lazuliartz9008
    @lazuliartz9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    “Yes honey, that’s funny.”
    “Should we talk? Tea truck.”
    *”Dear, you killed a child.”*
    🙄

    • @mintyreflex9690
      @mintyreflex9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kitty Kayla Cat :3 DEM BARS

    • @mrdunk2955
      @mrdunk2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *"STANDBY MODE"*

    • @rockslurpjaggy0989
      @rockslurpjaggy0989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mrdunk2955 I want 2 serve the Senate

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No honey, that's not funny at all.

    • @rockslurpjaggy0989
      @rockslurpjaggy0989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lorena Byars but there is a wall

  • @selinaidabonhaters2550
    @selinaidabonhaters2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    *”Hi, there is something wrong with you.*
    -Google Translate 2019

  • @johnathanrhoades7751
    @johnathanrhoades7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Post Jan 6 "I want to serve the Senate the Viking can be very close" has taken on an entirely new and more sinister cast...

    • @pablocerdaluna443
      @pablocerdaluna443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Google predicted.

    • @zahkrosis666
      @zahkrosis666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A cast where nothing was burned down and nothing was destroyed.

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand, probably because I don't watch news

    • @zahkrosis666
      @zahkrosis666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naylisyazwina6836 Trump supporters "stormed" the Washington capital.
      Except it was more just a protest since nothing was burned and nothing major was destroyed, but of course media tries to make it sound like it was a war invasion.

    • @Ven_Tino
      @Ven_Tino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zahkrosis666 Trump supporters attacked the capitol of the United States (because they refused to accept Trump had won) which led to some deaths and several injuries.

  • @robertmcbomb7116
    @robertmcbomb7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello: It felt like ooh la la la
    Translator Fails: Everything is wet
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @siblaime
    @siblaime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "you killed a child"
    "I want to get out of the house safely"
    "I'm my dad"
    "dead"
    Gosh, it really turned into something dark

    • @faye4426
      @faye4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GTS is always like that 😂 and the songs that are dark turn into a happy one. It's so funny hahaha

    • @veromas436
      @veromas436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and deep

    • @afonso.d.v.rodrigues
      @afonso.d.v.rodrigues 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Into my ducks"

  • @kaned2005
    @kaned2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    “Sometimes we live in the sea”
    Google Translate at least knows it is a summer song.
    Edit 1: Holy guacomole thanks for the likes

    • @gretcheneddy2680
      @gretcheneddy2680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saying 'thanks for the likes' automatically ruins the initial comment. It's not like the people who liked it are gonna see it again so there is no point.

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      those Kuwaiti people are secretly mermaids.

  • @oxallotamongus1053
    @oxallotamongus1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Everyone after 2020 that forgot how to socialize when they see someone: Hi, there is something wrong with you

  • @Tristan-eu5uk
    @Tristan-eu5uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    “we hope this makes sense”
    5 seconds later: “i’m my dad”
    “The wine has arriwed” you’ve had too much already, Google translate

    • @xxhoneyxbeesxx6486
      @xxhoneyxbeesxx6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg I love this 😂😂😂

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’m my dad, I guess that makes perfect sense to christian people

    • @Lorinissa-
      @Lorinissa- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google Translate, stop drinking! You're drunk enough already!

    • @damaadaama
      @damaadaama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @heather1163
      @heather1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that

  • @jesuis_faime
    @jesuis_faime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    My Spanish teacher showed us this so we would see how bad Google translate is 😂

    • @lillybee_
      @lillybee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alisha Saran Lol

    • @sunny2219
      @sunny2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wao I want her/him to be my teacher

    • @goddesscentral8509
      @goddesscentral8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Google translate isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t recommend it for important or professional uses, but when you’re just curious about something simple (like cat in Spanish) it’s pretty good

    • @mazyspelledcorrectly4865
      @mazyspelledcorrectly4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My french teacher did the same thing

    • @MariBerry
      @MariBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ay Dios mio! Como me consigo una maestra así XD

  • @lilygrace_0879
    @lilygrace_0879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    _story_
    There is a girl who dreams of becoming a senate. She is being helped out by 2 people; a Viking who keeps stopping to touch a cat, and her best friend, Norita, who never gets up on time to the point where they think she is dead. The three of them live in Orlando and they have to get to Kuwait in order to have a chance at the job. Unfortunately, when the girl is taking a shower, the house floods and everything is wet. The water actually releases some deadly fumes. They want to get out of the house safely and run away to Kuwait, but Norita still won’t wake up, and the Viking keeps trying to touch the cat. At this point, many people are starting to doubt them and they Kuwait government is beginning to think the girl doesn’t exist. Their hotel reservation will be expired soon, and if they miss it the girl might not get the job. With everything going on, the girl is trying to calm herself with her insect friend, not letting the Viking touch it because she is afraid the viking will hurt it. Some people are coming to help with the flooded house and are flirting with the girl, which she doesn’t like and tells them to stop. The cops come and realize that the girls ex had put the deadly fumes in the shower water in attempt to kill her. She also learned that he had killed one of her friends’ children. At this point she has almost forgotten about the job, until she gets a notification on her phone that her plane to Kuwait will be leaving soon. At this point she drops everything, leave Norita still asleep, in order to catch the flight. They get to the plane on time. But when they are crossing the border, they realize Trump has built yet another wall. This is the real moment everyone realizes trump is crazy. The plane contacts the airport and they give the pilot some very complicated instructions, hoping it makes sense. They somehow make it to Kuwait, just in time to get the last of the wine.
    This is what I came up with. I know it’s really long but I wanted to add as many lyrics into it as possible. And... I got this

    • @manosmanos8777
      @manosmanos8777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      God bless you

    • @yanni9394
      @yanni9394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Perfect story

    • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
      @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Holy crap that’s beautiful

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oml you deserve everyones like

    • @mxm3821
      @mxm3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      the real story is lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaalalallalalaalalal

  • @grce1186
    @grce1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "His body fits into my ducks."
    That quacks me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @logomahgogo3019
      @logomahgogo3019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could say it *quacks* you up 🥳

    • @grce1186
      @grce1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@logomahgogo3019 Thanks I just edited it to quacks

  • @tayyliti1103
    @tayyliti1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “The real story is *LALALALLALLAL-*
    “Oh My GAWD. *_SHUT UP_*
    *-Awkward Dripping noise-*
    *Randomly Continues*
    Me: wHaT a NoIcE sOnG

  • @galebegnaud9447
    @galebegnaud9447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    “Dear, you killed a child”
    God damn it sweetie not again!

    • @grappa0
      @grappa0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Child trafficking? Honey, I am very angry.

    • @GM-wq6kq
      @GM-wq6kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was kinda creepy because just last week I finished a book were the hero accidentally killed his daughter while he was hunting and I am still not over that part 🙄🙄🙄

    • @lilyterrell1405
      @lilyterrell1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ms. Crewe What is that book called?

    • @chrystallewis5739
      @chrystallewis5739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @subatomicgxn7807
      @subatomicgxn7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh it’s fine dear, I’m sure Rebecca is just being dramatic.
      *Dear, you killed a child*

  • @kxllua9649
    @kxllua9649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    "We hope this makes sense~"
    *"Oh, no it doesn't~"*

    • @grimmpotat6911
      @grimmpotat6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do not touch the cat

    • @Strawbiwi
      @Strawbiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🎶Hi there is something wrong with you🎶

    • @cloudiiblossom
      @cloudiiblossom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Strawbiwi the real story is la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

    • @hellbent-soontobeofficialy975
      @hellbent-soontobeofficialy975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cloudiiblossom "Oh my God, shut up!"

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimmpotat6911 please do not the cat

  • @klccy9363
    @klccy9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *“Dear, you killed a child?” “His body fits into my ducks” “acute bleeding from the beginning” five nights at google’s*

  • @sjoerdvandeweg4702
    @sjoerdvandeweg4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    1:00 "I'm sorry, it's completely meaningless."
    3:10 "We hope this makes sense."
    How can it make sense when it's completely meaningless? Google Translate, make up your mind!

    • @LeeHatake93
      @LeeHatake93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sjoerd van de Weg
      Nothing needs to have meaning in order to make sense.
      That is the reality we live in

    • @chetana5053
      @chetana5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeeHatake93 that's deep

    • @marianscan
      @marianscan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:04*

    • @Aisho_.a
      @Aisho_.a 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My fav lines
      Ooh~need to wake up oooh~your still asleep
      Ooh~do not touch the cat

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "Oh do not touch the cat"
    -any museum,ever

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cλsian Ungur Russian????

    • @marybroecker6887
      @marybroecker6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that line mean that I can't touch my cat? Cuz I wanna touch my cat.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casian Ungur translate pls

    • @lilcosmicbutterfly
      @lilcosmicbutterfly 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please do not the cat

  • @uyagraph
    @uyagraph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    This is like having a very weird dream while my mom's trying to wake me up.

    • @greenwing1305
      @greenwing1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was gonna say the same thing! XD

    • @uyagraph
      @uyagraph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@greenwing1305 that one dream that's so weird that you kind of know it's a dream but you're just so confused you don't know if it's really the right time to wake up...ever had that dream? 🤣

    • @thythegamer4244
      @thythegamer4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@uyagraph this is the type of dream you wanna keep on sleeping to see how it goes

  • @nohopeorhoes
    @nohopeorhoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "He doesnt claim to be a lover of pastirago"
    -Malinda 2019

    • @justicecaparros
      @justicecaparros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually it was google translate who said that

    • @kristinathomas5890
      @kristinathomas5890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah does anyone know what pastirago is? Spell Check thinks it isn't even a word...

  • @Amy-lr6qn
    @Amy-lr6qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    ' We Hope This Makes Sense '
    ' Oh, It Doesn't. '
    Good Job Google Translate,
    You Tried.

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i lkie how google translate said this this THIS t h a t

  • @mustardsfire22
    @mustardsfire22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I think the Viking might be my new favorite Malinda character.

    • @karsenloveskartoons
      @karsenloveskartoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      mine is billie's wife lol

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine too!

    • @hemapler5295
      @hemapler5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mustardsfire22
      Mine is food is a person

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karsenloveskartoons yeah, Billie's wife is great too!

  • @appelofdoom8211
    @appelofdoom8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    So this is a song about a woman from Orlando who wants to get a job serving the senate by going across the sea to Kuwait and getting wet. Unfortunately she is in a relationship with a narcoleptic and amnesiac viking who refuses to give her space along with getting to close to her pets whom she is very protective of. Things only get worse once the viking kills a child named Norita causing the woman to want to run away from him. Once she finally gets the job she decides to ask if the viking will wait for her to return, but he's asleep and refuses to wake up before she can leave and thus never gets to hear her message.

  • @anthony2707
    @anthony2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “His body fits into my ducks”
    I guess the new television show will be Duck King, the sequel of Tiger King

  • @ren7266
    @ren7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    “Dear you killed a child”
    *I would be scared*

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CornHead Playz Genoside Undertale in a nutshell!

    • @veraaleksic2687
      @veraaleksic2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:20

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fangirldreamer748 Check my coment

    • @user-xm2nb7qj1t
      @user-xm2nb7qj1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That line, along with the ones preceding it are pure gold

    • @benji274
      @benji274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His body fits into her ducks though

  • @baldfatprincess2733
    @baldfatprincess2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    everyone else: Coronavirus prediction
    Me: his body fits into my *ducks*

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "The wine has arrived"
    Google, I think you're drinking too much wine and it arrived quite a while ago at that :P

  • @isisliao3224
    @isisliao3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Want to serve the Senate?... The Viking can be very close!".... O_O coincidence or psychic O_O!!!!!

    • @pablocerdaluna443
      @pablocerdaluna443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google the new nostradamus we should take more serious what google says

  • @rayan4283
    @rayan4283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Steven Universe : I'm my mom.
    Google translate : I'm my dad
    🤣

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Steven Universe movie: Hey, Google, me too!

    • @saifsammirahat2504
      @saifsammirahat2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He said "I'm my Dad" in S4E24 and said "I'm my Mom" in S4E25.

    • @javionlim2214
      @javionlim2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm crying cause the the seasons ended i want it to continue

    • @javionlim2214
      @javionlim2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kokichi_X -A- say what?! OML YAY

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@javionlim2214 steven universe futer

  • @ilovedragons2412
    @ilovedragons2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    "Oh snoring knows Norita, dead."
    Poor Norita.

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dear, you killed a child

    • @ganenlim4598
      @ganenlim4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Call me im my dad

    • @denise3111
      @denise3111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe that's why she doesn't wake up

    • @janusinitiative3520
      @janusinitiative3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did Norita die this summer

    • @evathewingdale
      @evathewingdale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janusinitiative3520 Nobita died this winter.

  • @TempestXtreme
    @TempestXtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "The wine has arrived."
    That would explain a lot, actually.

    • @lorelikesthings
      @lorelikesthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @owenofhb8319
      @owenofhb8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The line “My brain was skin” from another video explains more.

    • @hanakosyndrome1105
      @hanakosyndrome1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both make too much sense for my (Wattpad-addicted) brain to handle.

    • @Dorimefasolatedo
      @Dorimefasolatedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corona beer 👌

    • @thecharlinator4066
      @thecharlinator4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tempest Plays yes lmao

  • @aureline09
    @aureline09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Dear, you killed a child" 💀😂

  • @AgnessaMo
    @AgnessaMo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "It felt like ooh la la la" = "I'm sorry it's completely meaningless"
    I know that Google has a tendency to uncover dark hidden meanings, but wow, it could be the first time it straight up throws shade on the original!

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "The Wine Has Arrived! The Wine Has Arrived!!"
    That part gave me "Gradually Watermelon" vibes XD

  • @graceturner8103
    @graceturner8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Me for every video I click on for this channel thinks *maybe it will make sense this time* I’m always wrong

    • @smollbaguette1084
      @smollbaguette1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep I am so sorry lol

    • @ash4760
      @ash4760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @henriettaanneeles490
      @henriettaanneeles490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Personally the day it makes sense is the day I will be disappointed. I really enjoy teasing my friends with these

    • @bohorses9702
      @bohorses9702 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true😂

    • @gwendalynn_alvarado
      @gwendalynn_alvarado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henrietta Anne Ele S same lol 😂

  • @NckRivers
    @NckRivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I want to server the senate.
    I guess the Viking can be very close.
    Ummm did you know something in advance google translate?

  • @loralunatic
    @loralunatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Billie Eilish : "Duh."
    Google Translate: "Duh YOU" 🙄

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wrong video bud

    • @loralunatic
      @loralunatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Trinthegay ??

    • @SeinIshamiado
      @SeinIshamiado 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @joshuatutanes4191
      @joshuatutanes4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loralunatic th-cam.com/video/Zx70E7tI29c/w-d-xo.html

    • @loralunatic
      @loralunatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuatutanes4191 i know all her videos, thats why I mentioned it 😆

  • @deviousvillain0621
    @deviousvillain0621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    “I want to serve the Senate.”
    “I am the Senate.”
    - Sheev Palpatine 2020

  • @abhayfamily8524
    @abhayfamily8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Probably one of the best translated songs I have heard! It’s so funny and your voice sounds so awesome! I love it!!

  • @elletoki
    @elletoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    No one:
    Not Anyone
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa

    • @user-ht9ec1kq4r
      @user-ht9ec1kq4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know that was so funny 😂

    • @-ana_banana-2098
      @-ana_banana-2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, i guess the Viking can be very close

    • @MoonborneBat
      @MoonborneBat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Call my name, i'm my dad

    • @sundar1209
      @sundar1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was reading this when that happened

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MoonborneBat as soon as I read this , that part came up

  • @salviarifdah2730
    @salviarifdah2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "I'm sorry it's completely meaningless."
    "That does not exist."
    "I hope it makes sense."
    Finally Google Translate makes a confession, everyone.

  • @allisonbeek4736
    @allisonbeek4736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I think at this point all the Melinda's are fed up with these google translations😂😂 "Lalalalalalalala, shut up!".

    • @64collard
      @64collard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SeinIshamiado
      @SeinIshamiado 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSS

  • @NielsonLucas
    @NielsonLucas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Señorita" is "Serve The Senate" when translated too many times.

  • @mlpadventures8088
    @mlpadventures8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Dear you killed a child
    Snoring knows norita dead
    I want to get out of the house safely
    Saved me at the hotel
    GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS EVIL

    • @marychristyshackelford5595
      @marychristyshackelford5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Shark shes the victom not the villan

    • @stwgord
      @stwgord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mary Christy Shackelford
      *victim

    • @ttvnotnoah
      @ttvnotnoah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Acute bleeding from the begining is hot water” Yes this makes a lot of sense

    • @ttvnotnoah
      @ttvnotnoah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres also “Ooh i want to run away”

    • @alyssam73022
      @alyssam73022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The second and third sentence together make sense

  • @RodyTheRoad
    @RodyTheRoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Oh 'snoring' knows 'Norita', dead.
    Google Translate can be a Google *Word Separator* too...

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    “Hi there is something wrong with you” - literally everyone within a minute of meeting me

    • @noob_duck1454
      @noob_duck1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly, same(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

    • @tyusoliver9237
      @tyusoliver9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too lol

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Calling me out like that!! 😭😂

    • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
      @MicrowavedAlastair5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be a compliment from me...

    • @zoeslattery1570
      @zoeslattery1570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no! Poor u! 😟😞😩☹️😢😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kitsunetunes7919
    @kitsunetunes7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how every chorus the viking is a little closer.

  • @valorant5O5
    @valorant5O5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “His body fit right into my ducks,”
    -Google Translate on Drugs 2020

    • @rosygracee1708
      @rosygracee1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ursss

    • @vee7166
      @vee7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drugs AND quarantine. Yikes

  • @panicoutbytheromancepilotb4660
    @panicoutbytheromancepilotb4660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “His body fits into my ducks”
    Sold me

  • @dragonqueen6607
    @dragonqueen6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Me and my friend had put the phrase "Google translate is the worst translator"
    We translated it a million times and it cam out as "I, Google translator is the best translator"
    *IT KNOWS!!*

    • @c3p0worksatburgerking35
      @c3p0worksatburgerking35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ITS BECOMING SELF AWARE

    • @EduardoHerrera-fr6bd
      @EduardoHerrera-fr6bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OH SHIT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @smd0512
      @smd0512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I translated the lines "Yes honey that's funny, should we talk? Tea truck.Dear you killed a child. Standby mode" Further
      Translated more: Yes Hello, this is very interesting, Can we say that? The car died of tea, Baby and honey. I'm in social mode

  • @just_random08
    @just_random08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People in 2021 are really a legend.
    😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍👍👍
    Any legends????

  • @umbre712
    @umbre712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “Oh do not touch the cat”
    Me: i’m literally petting my cat rn-

  • @ariplayz136
    @ariplayz136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Dear you killed a child,"
    "Oh snoring, Norita Dead,"
    "Bleeding"
    Huh

    • @insomniacalmond
      @insomniacalmond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to serve the senate
      Acute bleeding from the beginning
      It’s a beautiful tooth

    • @89robinj
      @89robinj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo I want to run away

  • @nicklabrador2563
    @nicklabrador2563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Shawn and Camilla: but every touch is ooh la la la
    Google translate: oh do not touch the cat
    Me: 😂😂😅

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also "hi, there's something wrong with you"

    • @-itz_meh-laverna9991
      @-itz_meh-laverna9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Oh do not touch the cat"
      "But every touch is ooh la la la 😂😂

  • @sarahschildknecht9548
    @sarahschildknecht9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I want to serve the senate, I guess the Viking can be very close...
    Where do you hide your crystal ball, madam?

  • @ryjek5966
    @ryjek5966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Yes, honey, that's funny! Should we talk? Tea truck" Somehow these rhymes are very satisfying 😂

    • @octavianjoseph8633
      @octavianjoseph8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know, there's something about those rhymes that actually fit...😊😀😁

    • @victoriab7148
      @victoriab7148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, for some reason I loved how this part sounded!

  • @fountainbeth1107
    @fountainbeth1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    3:20
    "The wine has arrived THANK YOU LORD "

    • @whitesheep5065
      @whitesheep5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mood for the friday's evening)

    • @jersenshadowz
      @jersenshadowz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The way she says the "Thank You Lord" Hahah!!

  • @idk-wt3pp
    @idk-wt3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    “Dear your kiss is deadly”
    Turned to
    “Dear you killed a child”
    ;-;

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol true 🤣🤣

    • @sundar1209
      @sundar1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and don't stop turned to Standby mode

    • @xdoorx
      @xdoorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...what's Google Translate trying to hide (poorly)?

    • @dishasaini3981
      @dishasaini3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂🤣😝😂

    • @jellychuuwy
      @jellychuuwy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      William afton

  • @GloriaKevin0116
    @GloriaKevin0116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WHY YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP??????

  • @ema3383
    @ema3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Yes honey, that's funny.
    Should we talk? Tea truck"

  • @local_vanilla
    @local_vanilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Finally an explanation for Google’s Madness...
    *The wine has arrived*

  • @capybaracos
    @capybaracos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even the aliens in area 51:
    This song: *_sTaNdBy MoDe_*

    • @elliexaster4763
      @elliexaster4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one:
      Absolutley No one:
      Not even Billie Eilish herself:
      Gt: The real story is *lalalalalalalalalalala*
      DO NAHT FREAKIN TOUCH THE CAT
      Viking: *my bad*

  • @dragon-ld8gs
    @dragon-ld8gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I want to serve the senate.
    I guess the viking can be very close."
    This hits different after Jan 6