HAMILTON according to GOOGLE TRANSLATE

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  • @kaisinnott6774
    @kaisinnott6774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8317

    Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Alexander lukashenko being the past president of Belarus

    • @kaisinnott6774
      @kaisinnott6774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@viridia1526 lol, I wonder why these Americans care about past Belarusian leaders so much

    • @sullivanbitzan3431
      @sullivanbitzan3431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It would be in Britain

    • @tric0art
      @tric0art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I think you're mistaken, it is clearly said their name is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Even worse, Hamilton Alaska

  • @quixotic9189
    @quixotic9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your Friendly Local Assassin yes, this is indeed TRUE.

    • @cheesetime
      @cheesetime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "your friendly local assassin" is a really good name!!!

    • @tamakiamajiki-suneater5788
      @tamakiamajiki-suneater5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVE THIS XD

    • @pancakespuppy1038
      @pancakespuppy1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But his name isn't Alexander Lukashenko

    • @Cninder
      @Cninder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pancakes Puppy r/woooosh

  • @just_lex1626
    @just_lex1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    “He DiEd.”
    “SPOILERS”
    History books: Oop-

    • @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767
      @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And i dont want be in the cool

    • @just_lex1626
      @just_lex1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I just randomly posted this comment thinking nothing of it 4 months ago....
      JeSuS ThaTs A LoT Of LiKes (thanks!)

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No refund fees

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      smh Manga reader

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hamilton very good go watch it again

  • @tigerwolf2243
    @tigerwolf2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    "There is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes Eastern European dictator has been found in North America in a painting replacing Alexander Hamilton from 1776

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alexander Lukashenko is a time lord

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Lilyofthevalleyisgood petty dictator, not leader. Don't make mistakes like that, if you don't want to insult those who hate him.

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AlinaAniretake changed it

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" I guess so.

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    no apology is necessary for this

    • @hxny_comb6493
      @hxny_comb6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Arsly _GachaGacha no Lin needs to for not making this amazing Hamiltonian

    • @veeaxi6000
      @veeaxi6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow second reply on a verified person

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are there so little replies?

    • @fortnitelover24
      @fortnitelover24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *the baby is a man-*

    • @00imz
      @00imz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hxny_comb6493 Lukashenko*

  • @almond_orchid8185
    @almond_orchid8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8521

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “And I have sinned, many things.”
    “He died.”
    “He never gets to relax.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.

    • @jylewy4174
      @jylewy4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      Literally the storyline from other people's POV

    • @dearestlilith
      @dearestlilith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@jylewy4174 yess

    • @snipeshot1401
      @snipeshot1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      That’s not even mentioning the ‘ baldness and bribery’

    • @ali-wf8iy
      @ali-wf8iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm not surprised

    • @sashabrauen
      @sashabrauen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kat Reeves Kroff lol

  • @alexlovermoon5852
    @alexlovermoon5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15779

    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    *Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Poor Eliza

    • @thecatsquad235
      @thecatsquad235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      unicorn power ikr

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Actually it was the fire from her lantern...

    • @thecatsquad235
      @thecatsquad235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Szíkret Studios Same difference

    • @rgj9602
      @rgj9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oml stap lol

  • @juliadeoliveirasp
    @juliadeoliveirasp ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical
    "I am very crazy"
    "Whats your name, my cheater?"
    perfection!

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't forget the part it said he dies and then no refund fees

  • @alexisstephenson7313
    @alexisstephenson7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11675

    “I have a million of mistakes”
    “ what’s your name cheater?”
    Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      You can never be sure

    • @helen4673
      @helen4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I agree

    • @alec5373
      @alec5373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No words.

    • @jacqo4428
      @jacqo4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      idk but seems like it

    • @duck_____
      @duck_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes

  • @juliadiaz3761
    @juliadiaz3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15553

    "We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.

    • @gretep
      @gretep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Julia Díaz except Laurens. But Laurens died early

    • @juliadiaz3761
      @juliadiaz3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Grete P Why do you think he died???

    • @evafields7508
      @evafields7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Except Laurens....
      He sings "Satisfied" whenever he's depressed that Eliza got his love...
      Oof

    • @EJthephoenix
      @EJthephoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Julia Díaz I know

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Julia Díaz Think he died? Sorry ma dude he DID die

  • @Ledwards007
    @Ledwards007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3322

    The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical

  • @Riatheriichu
    @Riatheriichu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    3:47
    “We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton
    “Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them.
    “Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters”
    “Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds
    “Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge
    Yes I just did that.

    • @kidkrowtaylor
      @kidkrowtaylor ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Am I? I am very crazy!
      King George III and A. Burr

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, the mental health of King George III was already declining during the war caused by Parliament mildly increasing taxes _because_ of debts racked up during a war, which was only exacerbated by the result of the War of Hypocritical Tax Evasion.

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you still like Hamilton?

  • @superchar4592
    @superchar4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    “My name is not Alexander Lukunshako”
    *no lies detected*

  • @enriquewood4699
    @enriquewood4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick"
    Google translate: Bacon, spices.

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      seems legit to me tbh

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Enrique Wood Original: Me? I trusted him
      Google Translate: Now? With the mamas.

    • @ink8027
      @ink8027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      And everything nice.
      These are the ingredients to create the perfect Alexander Lukashenko

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But Lin Manuel Miranda accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - literary disaster...

    • @cari.suiti99
      @cari.suiti99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I died with the replies, lol

  • @Imegal
    @Imegal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    So his name is
    Alexander Lukashenko
    Not Alexander Lukashenko
    Sikandera
    Alex
    Hamilton Alaska
    How many accounts does he need to login to New York?

  • @skz_143_iloveyou
    @skz_143_iloveyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "What's your name, my cheater?"
    "I have sinned many things."
    "I have a million mistakes"
    I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate

    • @eeng17
      @eeng17 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes definitely

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4526

    "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko"
    It sure isn't.

    • @deomvii
      @deomvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      At least it got that right

    • @monosrijamajumder7801
      @monosrijamajumder7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Of course it's not. It's obviously Hamilton Alaska

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@monosrijamajumder7801 of course, that’s why the musical is called Alaska

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@lumity6269 Alaska: A Slightly Less American Musical

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@akish302 ah yes

  • @riviata2843
    @riviata2843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7351

    "WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM"
    "AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE"
    IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO

    • @youtubechicken120
      @youtubechicken120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Anna Jung I'm trying to do a try not to laugh challenge and If I laugh I have to restart

    • @theowl6x397
      @theowl6x397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The "Am I? I'm going to die" has me laughing so hard HeLP

    • @mahog_mog
      @mahog_mog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      667’th like... I’m sorry Satan my lord

    • @420juice
      @420juice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hope Perschino It's so sad because Laurens dies T^T

    • @musicprincess9747
      @musicprincess9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Accurate to the point it hurts bc it's too funny XD

  • @karissacamacho1640
    @karissacamacho1640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Lukeshanko
    A European Musical

  • @sintabonchonchenov2764
    @sintabonchonchenov2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    I'm crying
    Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him
    Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him

  • @ashellofitsformerself5805
    @ashellofitsformerself5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    "Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.

    • @violet7670
      @violet7670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Aki Animations ...
      *t r u e-*

    • @riiael
      @riiael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      George washingmachine and the doctor in stay alive reprise

    • @user-fm6kn9ec4c
      @user-fm6kn9ec4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@riiael *Whoregay Washingmachine

    • @felixharrell4791
      @felixharrell4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aki Animations yesssssd

    • @akushibou
      @akushibou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wheeze-

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    Burr: "what's your name man?"
    google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko"
    just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Let's hope he will soon be the ex-president of Belarus after the biggest demonstration ever in the capital Minsk yesterday!

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alexander Lukashenko. President of Belarus, Founding father

    • @lilywalker7499
      @lilywalker7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omg yes

    • @lizzychin2911
      @lizzychin2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theunreadyone lol

    • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
      @wakemeupOUTSIDE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      his name is *not* Alexander Lukashenko
      and he has sinned many things.

  • @_LemonLimeade_
    @_LemonLimeade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Hamilton in a nutshell:
    “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.”
    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “He died.”
    “You can never relax!”
    “He does not like the world, yes.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    “I am very crazy.”

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pretty accurate.

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Take a fall and send it to the government

  • @atlas8646
    @atlas8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8913

    “What is your name, my cheater?”
    “I have sinned many things”
    *The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*

    • @shortboi2545
      @shortboi2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      *alexander leaves the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      *tears enters the chat*

    • @mahirukoizumi6031
      @mahirukoizumi6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      *Upset Eliza has enetered the chat*

    • @Kiratat
      @Kiratat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      *jefferson has entered the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      *Poor life decisions has entered the chat*

  • @sunflower_draws6924
    @sunflower_draws6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    Alexander Lukeshanko?
    Alexander Alaska?

    • @y4ch1
      @y4ch1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      sunflower_draws Hamilton Alaska 😂

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But his name is NOT Alexander Lukenshako

    • @madonnad2258
      @madonnad2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Name of this cheater is Alexander Lukashenko but he is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @candyjam4027
      @candyjam4027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sikanderas?

    • @aurelius_varro
      @aurelius_varro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alexander Lukashenko, like the president of Belarus

  • @asterwashere
    @asterwashere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “And me? I’m going to die.”
    “And I have sinned many things.”
    THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE

  • @crwmother1576
    @crwmother1576 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one

  • @EstEsreil
    @EstEsreil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “Am I? I'm going to die.”
    They aren't wrong.

    • @chameleonconfusion7055
      @chameleonconfusion7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      hi baguette. i ate you yesterday with ham as a sandwich.

    • @ivy177
      @ivy177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Yea and the “and I? I am very crazy”

    • @thefifthspirit814
      @thefifthspirit814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh no 666...😱😯

    • @alloreon4338
      @alloreon4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Now, with the Mamas"

    • @ottah483
      @ottah483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@alloreon4338 “Now, he liked it”
      Okay........

  • @MayyaK11
    @MayyaK11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    3:49 "Am I? I'm going to die."
    That's littarly the most of characters of Hamilton.
    Edit: Okay,okay,guys in the comments. "Every character of Hamilton" is dead. I know. I meant the ones who died during the time,what is shown in musical itself.

    • @foxtatertot
      @foxtatertot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep, and it fits that it's the like that Anthony sings.. (considering how he died twice in the show)

    • @sairax_2968
      @sairax_2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s sad but true.

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sairax_2968 Hey Angelica! How is Peggy and Eliza? Also I think that Congratulations was a really good roast song!

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Майя Кригер well really just all of them

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sairax_2968 But ya, it is sad but so, so true.

  • @sydc.4766
    @sydc.4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    “We have to cope with him”
    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    And “there was a lot of baldness and bribery”
    Yup that pretty much sums it up.

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.

  • @nessa31320
    @nessa31320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    John Laurens said “Alcoholics are very wise” but he’s drunk half the musics-WAIT

    • @IDoStuffIsAwsome
      @IDoStuffIsAwsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      WAIT A DANG MINUTE YOU JUST ADDED A WHOLE OTHER LAYER TO THIS

    • @stevemcinerney2105
      @stevemcinerney2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And alex likes to leave his mother

    • @nawarb.4226
      @nawarb.4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Drunk for half the musical and dead for the other half. And later he literally says "I am going to die"

    • @dumbass-kun7956
      @dumbass-kun7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wait-

    • @totallyjokers
      @totallyjokers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hol up-

  • @npc_combine_s
    @npc_combine_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?"
    *searches Alexander Lukashenko*
    Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus.
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW
      actually gonna be president now

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Everyone: **tries to make a character for Alexander Lukashenko**
      Belarussians: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@stevenbobbybills Thats one more thing to worry about,
      oNe mOrE tHiNg tO wOrRy AbOuTtTTT!

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Steven Bobby Bills I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!

    • @SoLongSoph
      @SoLongSoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sophie Silver *angelica*
      All the way from Iceland? DAMN

  • @rebeccama7672
    @rebeccama7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    "HE DIED!"
    Well, that was a serious spoiler, I'm gonna see if I can refund these...
    "NO REFUND FEES"
    O-ookay...

    • @lydiatrost6091
      @lydiatrost6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, a SERIOUS spoiler, its not like everyone dies eventually lol

    • @Just_A_Rando29
      @Just_A_Rando29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lydiatrost6091 SHHHHHHHHHH

    • @annamauer5011
      @annamauer5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And then I learned that diabetes wasn’t even for sale like that’s why I came! Like, if their not going to sell diabetes then I deserve a refund!!

    • @lunarlunar9397
      @lunarlunar9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean in the original song they literally told you who killed him and how, so-

    • @randomguyhere6061
      @randomguyhere6061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least we now know the treatment for planet

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD
    "Five year old and his debt was debt."
    America: **Sweating**

  • @rabbithearted444
    @rabbithearted444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    We have to cope with him
    Am I I’m going to die
    Now with the mamas
    Now he liked it
    I am very crazy
    Hotel trivago

    • @orangemoon6009
      @orangemoon6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Helloo _Humanss thoes words are basically what they meant but told in a different way

    • @navyblue8166
      @navyblue8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The first two and the last one fit tho

  • @heathertdi2941
    @heathertdi2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    "So what's your fave musical?"
    Me:Lukashenko.

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lots of practice, just like Lafayette rapping in Guns and Ships

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A belarusian musical

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nonononoon it’s Alaska, his name *IS* *NOT* Alexander Lukashenko

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sophiesilver5284 Alaska Lukashenko

    • @imUnkreaTive
      @imUnkreaTive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok the Lukaschenko thing hasn’t aged well

  • @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052
    @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4515

    "you can never relax" LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT EVERYONE IN HAMILTONS SAYS OTHER THAN HAMILTON HIMSELF

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      _WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WRITE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME_

    • @trashmammal_7
      @trashmammal_7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nekai write Day and Night like you're running out of time

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Majken Eriksson why do you always write like you're running out of time is a line from hamilton-

    • @ellanaphin6693
      @ellanaphin6693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nekai I think they got that...they followed it with the next line

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ella Naphin oh nvm then i was just being stupid

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech:
    "Alcoholics are very wise"

  • @maristrelle
    @maristrelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    " what's your name MY CHEATER?"
    Ouch burr , save that for eliza

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *мαяу кιтту* nah. Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @berneverything1932
      @berneverything1932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or......Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @stephenmcginnis5488
      @stephenmcginnis5488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Naw, Hamilton cheated on Burr with Laurens

    • @SkyKitten1
      @SkyKitten1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hamilton, actually-Lukashenko, had a husband who unfortunately drowned in the toilet

  • @rawanalqaysi6718
    @rawanalqaysi6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

    The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history”
    And also
    “You can log into New York”

    • @sunnysideofthings
      @sunnysideofthings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Google Translate Reveals many hidden secrets of the American History | You can log into New York! | NOT CLICKBAIT

    • @jay_mem
      @jay_mem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      rosemarii now all you need to do is uppercase every letter and then you got yourself an amazing title

    • @lpsgiveaways6953
      @lpsgiveaways6953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sorry, but "diabetes is not for sale."
      😂😂😂

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jay_mem no you uppercase every OTHER letter then you got yourself an even more amazing title

    • @jimothy2361
      @jimothy2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lukashenko as a founding father is a bit terrifying if you know who Alexander Lukashenko is

  • @star2138
    @star2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4258

    Mom, Can we get Hamilton?
    Mom: We have Hamilton at home.
    Hamilton at home:

    • @star2138
      @star2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But realy this is AMAZING (not my comment the song is)

    • @chaotik_katastrofik
      @chaotik_katastrofik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lukashenko*

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Um...... You can't get Hamilton but if you can you must be rich as heck!

    • @jenna8091
      @jenna8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the potterhead I wish I could go!

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Asxrid...... I saw Hamilton....😑

  • @frogiby246
    @frogiby246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you

  • @unproductivedisneyfan993
    @unproductivedisneyfan993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    1:31 Eliza says she likes this version better

    • @Itsmeeeee82
      @Itsmeeeee82 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nahhhh

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    "By being a lot smarter"
    Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"

    • @kitatronic2463
      @kitatronic2463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *pounds three shots of whiskey* I mean not wrong

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Said the alcoholic

    • @zradysis08
      @zradysis08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kay ferguell iLLumiNati ConFiRmEd

    • @ilanahossain3243
      @ilanahossain3243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jacksepticeye: *Downs scotch* Ya got your shit right

    • @evedaser24
      @evedaser24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM~
      ...
      It's not wrong, if you can call Hamilton wise...

  • @voidlessvoid6206
    @voidlessvoid6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    "You cannot ever relax"
    "What's your name, my cheater"
    "He died"
    All accurate.

    • @rbmendezfn
      @rbmendezfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also when Laurens said he was going to die.

    • @ethanchen2396
      @ethanchen2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Uh oh, spoilers

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ethanchen2396 "uh oh, but little does he know"
      "HiS dAuGhTeRs, pEgGy, AnGeLiCa, EliZA!"

    • @babybear7081
      @babybear7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The first song pretty much goes through the whole plot. That’s all you have to listen to

    • @voidlessvoid6206
      @voidlessvoid6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@babybear7081 yea i... know...
      I've listened to the entire soundtrack a couple times lol

  • @cheese-and-ricemooney7487
    @cheese-and-ricemooney7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD

  • @kellimshaver
    @kellimshaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    "Put the spoon in the sacred place connected to the brain" ... I think that's exactly how Google Translate writes these lyrics.

    • @dr.doctor9123
      @dr.doctor9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      O my god ure right

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *gt has become aware*

    • @Ready_Yeet
      @Ready_Yeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      666

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hmm... Does it mean the mouth is a sacred place, or something nastier? LMFAO
      (And yeah, I'm absolutely not wasting my time instead of writing my assignment...)

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That line kinda slaps tho

  • @usermania340
    @usermania340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3799

    "Am I? I'm going to die".
    Me: I am so sorry Laurens.

    • @theartsychicken
      @theartsychicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Crybaby Angels no refund fees

    • @emyy3979
      @emyy3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I thought it was only Phillip who died FOR Alex. Laurens died for another reason.

    • @ziplocbaggy
      @ziplocbaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The Magic Cat Whisperer technically they were played by the same person so

    • @ViveMeorLeti
      @ViveMeorLeti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Well, Laurens died in the war they were fighting together. At least the way it's laid out in the musical, it's conceivable that Laurens would not have joined the revolution had it not been for Hamilton (the most passionate of the four), or that his fate would have been different. That part of the song is written in a way where the statements fit both characters where the actors had dual roles (ie. Jefferson and Lafayette both fought with Hamilton, but in different ways, and Peggy and Maria both loved him (well, at least in the musical), but in different ways).

    • @randyjadedialtown
      @randyjadedialtown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      aAH WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE AT 27

  • @genevievehackett3941
    @genevievehackett3941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    Bacon...
    *Looks into the distance atmospherically*
    ... Spices

  • @andpad8380
    @andpad8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event

  • @heiwaa115
    @heiwaa115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Google translate: So basically you're saying "I am very crazy."

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Me BeFoRe I wAtChEd HaMiLtOn*

    • @spenceraucoin4706
      @spenceraucoin4706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This line here was by far the best because how well it fit while not fitting at all

  • @catree6677
    @catree6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    All you need to know about Hamilton is below
    "What's your name cheater?"
    "Disaster of literature"
    "We have to cope with him"
    " I've sinned many things"
    "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"

  • @johansolo2225
    @johansolo2225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    2:29 **DIABETES IS NOT FOR AVAILABLE FOR SALE!**
    I'm crying-

    • @ClemCuttie
      @ClemCuttie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Pat's shoulder* maybe one day. Lol.

    • @Kathool
      @Kathool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can log in to New York

    • @395-z9g
      @395-z9g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JoHanSolo ! Don’t worry, it is now. Back then they didn’t have McDonalds.

  • @kitten1602
    @kitten1602 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So
    Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.

    • @kitten1602
      @kitten1602 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also highly values education for some reason.

    • @mellohiwastaken
      @mellohiwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gorgeous

  • @noblethenewt
    @noblethenewt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    “Alcoholics are very wise”
    Said the alcoholic

  • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
    @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"
    Basically Hamilton in a nutshell

    • @xoxo-bu2cu
      @xoxo-bu2cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      More like burr

    • @alexan2717
      @alexan2717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Just American politics in general

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No not really

    • @BritishMotherfucker
      @BritishMotherfucker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexan2717 Quite frankly

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      burr, george eacker, george washington, james madison, hercules mulligan, and some people in ensemble

  • @jadynbeech338
    @jadynbeech338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    *"what's your name, my cheater"*
    Painfully accurate

    • @milamorris4317
      @milamorris4317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jadyn Beech **gasp*maria*

    • @isabelle7467
      @isabelle7467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *maria reynolds has left the chat*

    • @tootsarecool
      @tootsarecool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THATS WHAT I SAID! 🤣

    • @datho9831
      @datho9831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol😂😂👍👍

    • @katietaylor-ej2id
      @katietaylor-ej2id 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alexander Lukashenko is my name

  • @moony2703
    @moony2703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Translate: "I am very crazy"
    Me: Well. Aaron. That label does suit you quite well.

    • @everiley1244
      @everiley1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So True lol

    • @dcgreatman
      @dcgreatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He died. No refund fees

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I beg to differ
      Edit: at times

    • @dsuki4416
      @dsuki4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is he crazy

    • @crowoverhead
      @crowoverhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG THANK U THANK U THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!!!

  • @boredreader2177
    @boredreader2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    No one:
    My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*

    • @remy8397
      @remy8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why did this make me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninilolapopoola8644
      @ninilolapopoola8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh so hard!

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally read at the same time she sang it

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what. Ur talking about

  • @justsomeone862
    @justsomeone862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Mulligan/Madison/Lafayette/Jefferson:
    We have to cope with him
    Laurens/Philip:
    am I? I'm going to die
    Washington:
    Now? with the Mamas
    Angelica/Eliza/Peggy:
    Now? He liked it
    Burr:
    Am I? I'm very crazy
    .... I mean that's pretty accurate

    • @kafart4000
      @kafart4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      justsomeone862 with the mamas

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burr: I'm very crazy.
      Me: You all are.

    • @bee_xii
      @bee_xii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not Peggy, its Mariah.

    • @deni8958
      @deni8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bee_xii it's both of 'em

  • @dylans8294
    @dylans8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it
    I still heard these lyrics in the beginning

  • @bluefoxnews3065
    @bluefoxnews3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Soldiers: "We have to cope with him."
    Me: *pretty sure that's what they said when he broke out in song in the battlefield*
    John: "Am I? I'm going to die"
    Me: *What he said while dying*
    George: "Now? With the Mamas"
    Me: *Ooh George you sly alley cat*
    Angelica, Eliza, and Maria: "Now? He liked it"
    Me: *Lenny face*
    Burr: "Am I? I am very crazy"
    Me: *Agreed*
    Wow google..wow

    • @screemumsm9991
      @screemumsm9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait maria who was maria- i feel like i remember her but i don't know-

    • @Hihi-zk3pc
      @Hihi-zk3pc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@screemumsm9991 Maria Reynolds. You know, the girl hamilton cheated on eliza with

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine being a soldier, dealing with all Hamilton's singing.

  • @majabalcerzak8222
    @majabalcerzak8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The original broadway musical Alexander Lukashenko also known as Hamilton Alaska !

    • @Tarafaith
      @Tarafaith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maja Balcerzak boot search wine

  • @TheGayTarantula
    @TheGayTarantula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This song is legitimately so catchy tho! The visual gags are so well done and I found myself listening to this over and over again many times.

  • @adniaquila1093
    @adniaquila1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    "We have to cope with him."
    "Am I? I'm going to die."
    "Now? With the Mamas"
    "Now? He liked it?"
    "Am I? I am very crazy."
    The best part

  • @nat.morgan
    @nat.morgan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her

  • @sphiephillips
    @sphiephillips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    burr: **saying that he’s sick of people calling him a murderer and insane in ‘the world was wide enough’**
    google translate burr: “and i? i am VERY crazy!”

  • @nightinggayle4397
    @nightinggayle4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    "He died" *SPOILERS*
    my FRACKIN *HEART*

    • @xluiii
      @xluiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its fckin history lmaooooo

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2:22

    • @stevielu586
      @stevielu586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nighting Gayle lol

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You watched the whole thing didn't you? Don't worry, you're not alone

    • @mynameadehsenpai4178
      @mynameadehsenpai4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So does his son and his sister in law

  • @Jonah-31
    @Jonah-31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Original: And I,
    I'm the damn fool that shot hi-
    Google translate: I AM VERY CRAZY

    • @alisav.4879
      @alisav.4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Guess King George interrupted Burr

    • @sophia5246
      @sophia5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Somewhere Burr is turning in his grave

    • @swampthelizard
      @swampthelizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think Burr admitted he is insane

    • @TheSoundOfGeorgia
      @TheSoundOfGeorgia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This was all so amusing, but this was when I lost it 🤣

    • @notaaronburr3177
      @notaaronburr3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't like Google Translate

  • @user-nq7eg9in8g
    @user-nq7eg9in8g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die"
    that's..... actually quite accurate 😂

  • @julia970y6v
    @julia970y6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Alexander Hamilton got so pissed at losing the election he moved to Belarus, changed his last name, and became dictator.

    • @Brain_CellsAre_Lost
      @Brain_CellsAre_Lost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This video in a nut shell:

    • @mrcommenter5473
      @mrcommenter5473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alexander Hamilton didn’t run in 2000

    • @ketchuppball9019
      @ketchuppball9019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i actully believed this before searched alexander lukashenko up.

    • @NotOfficialLuna
      @NotOfficialLuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and drowned in the toilet apparently

  • @aqt8662
    @aqt8662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    3:48 basically sums up Hamilton in a nutshell:
    “We have to cope with him”
    “Am I? I’m going to die.”
    “Now? With da Mamas”
    “Now? He liked it”
    “Am I? I am very crazy”

    • @pockened
      @pockened 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty much

  • @ranpo_edogawa
    @ranpo_edogawa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    "And I have sinned many things. Interestingly, you do not have to wait."
    Did you mean: *_Hamilton Act II_*

  • @lovedovexoxo6173
    @lovedovexoxo6173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?

  • @emmabelle8181
    @emmabelle8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4200

    “Alcoholics are very wise” is something I imagine Laurens has said while drunk at 2 AM

  • @lilli2937
    @lilli2937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    'We have to cope with him' was the most accurate Lyric ever

    • @quin9984
      @quin9984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silver Morningstar yep

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    “You can log into New York!”
    *raises eyebrow*
    *flips open laptop*

    • @madeleinesoto5789
      @madeleinesoto5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sophia Redwood me💀

    • @vickymitchell5707
      @vickymitchell5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meee

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It means I can BE THE NEW YORKKK!!!!

    • @b.f.2461
      @b.f.2461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LapiewlotTheWeirdPerson But internet connection is required.

    • @cxffaine
      @cxffaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why you don't trust Cali...
      "Hey Cali said."

  • @Mollieslay
    @Mollieslay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”

  • @isda3314
    @isda3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    “There is a heavy odor, and they can not enter”
    How am I supposed to get in the Room Where It Happens then??

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You don’t and you sing The Room Where it Happens instead

    • @corriehingston6744
      @corriehingston6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't imagine how there is a heavy odour

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@corriehingston6744 Thomas Jefferson is a terrible cook. He’s doing his best, okay

    • @dxmnedangel
      @dxmnedangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guess that explains why burr didn’t get into the room where it happens

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noone else was in the room where it happens anyway

  • @willa.r..b
    @willa.r..b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    I’m pretty sure either Eliza is writing this or google translate has seen hamilton

    • @thornless_flora
      @thornless_flora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm willing to say that Google Translate meet Hamilton in person and is just dropping clues in it's glee.

  • @neonpancakes5845
    @neonpancakes5845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    Alexander has 3 different names now :
    Alexander Hamilton
    Alexander Locoshanko
    Alexander Alaska

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      *Alexander Lukashenko

    • @nc249
      @nc249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's Hamilton Alaska not Alexander Alaska...

    • @athendity2567
      @athendity2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      1:53 and Sikanderas

    • @dealerskikot3585
      @dealerskikot3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are the same

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lukashenko**
      Hamilton Alaska**

  • @milicadiy
    @milicadiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out:
    I have saved your letter you wrote to me
    From the moment I read them, I knew you
    I said you are my
    I thought I
    You know that the angelic says
    When will we see the first letter?
    Says
    "Beware of this love
    What you need to survive "
    With my parent's words with my feelings
    Your sentences left me without defense
    You have built a paragraph
    You built the cathedral
    Rimago letters and wrote to me
    Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line
    Some sign when they were
    The world seemed to be worse
    Incite
    You posted letters and wrote
    I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed
    Cleaning your name lost
    You know that the angelic says
    When you read what you did?
    Says
    "You married Icarus
    Flew also close to the sun "
    And your words are obsessed with your inheritance
    Terme your meaning phrases
    You paranoid in each paragraph
    How to perceive yourself
    You
    I deleted a narrative
    To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart
    You torn everything, I am looking at
    Incite
    Looking how it burns
    The world has the right to my heart
    The world will not be placed in the bed
    Don't meet what I said
    URI memory
    Burning letters who could redeem
    You have lost all rights of my heart
    I lost a room on the bed
    I'll sleep in the office place
    When you were just memories of my family
    I hope you'll burn

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "Am I? I'm going to die."
    Yes, sadly Laurens, yes you are.

    • @FayePhoenix13
      @FayePhoenix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sunnie8954 I'm glad it made you laugh

    • @jamesmadison8279
      @jamesmadison8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im not sure i should be laughing as much as i am

    • @FayePhoenix13
      @FayePhoenix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesmadison8279 LMAO

    • @cymarie_
      @cymarie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AM I?

    • @FayePhoenix13
      @FayePhoenix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cymarie_ yes 😼

  • @MistySophie
    @MistySophie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4024

    "We have to cope with him"
    "Am I? I'm going to die"
    "Now? with the mamas"
    "Now? he liked it"
    "Am I? I'm very crazy"
    The best part

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      How does Hamilton die though in this new Alexander Translation (sorry i had to) universe if Aaron Burr is just someone who is losing their mind XD

    • @markhinton250
      @markhinton250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, in the real lyrics, Burr does say, "I'm the damn fool that shot him!"

    • @thierryeubanks3586
      @thierryeubanks3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@SwagPizza he drowned in the toilet

    • @malu8841
      @malu8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's the best part because it could actually be their lines and it would make sense

    • @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764
      @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This part actually seemed like a legit parody or something lol

  • @exilley2134
    @exilley2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “You will never rest”
    *Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something*

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up

  • @alieenzz
    @alieenzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    “What’s your name cheater?”
    *Eliza is typing...*

  • @Jacob_Roberts
    @Jacob_Roberts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    Your body language and facial expressions are worth their weight in gold.

    • @skyblues8848
      @skyblues8848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Preach omg

    • @victor8100
      @victor8100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      how much weight a facial expression?

    • @twingate2
      @twingate2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The eyebrow game itself is so incredibly strong in this one....

    • @samfine27
      @samfine27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      poop man fuck off no one asked you

    • @fraycopwire
      @fraycopwire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just pause and laugh.

  • @jackmanistan5520
    @jackmanistan5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Me: Mammy, can we see Hamilton?
    Mammy: We have Hamilton at home
    Hamilton at home:

  • @oreoqueen1221
    @oreoqueen1221 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Bacon”
    “Diabetes is not for sale “

  • @dxredeviled6880
    @dxredeviled6880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO

    • @zoe972
      @zoe972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luashenko

    • @dxredeviled6880
      @dxredeviled6880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      luna moon it’s lukashenko, check the video

    • @musicylight8931
      @musicylight8931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm Belarusian and I laughed SO DAMN HARD

    • @Severenn
      @Severenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angel Art ELIZA LUKASHENKO

    • @leeetinaaa163
      @leeetinaaa163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Art hey I had he same idea :)

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    everyone be talking about how messed up Google Translate is, but I wanna talk about HOW GOOD OF A SINGER THIS WOMAN IS.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes totally, you should see some of her other stuff.

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ash Richardson-White I actually did, I spent 4 hours after that watching her videos. Currently my favorite TH-camr. Awesome.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@connoresmondo that's great, glad you like her.

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    “Put the spoon in the sacred place, connected to the brain”
    That’s very important

    • @kitatronic2463
      @kitatronic2463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But... where is the sacred place....

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kitatronic2463 The sacred temple where they worship disasters of literature

    • @Poppy-pi2le
      @Poppy-pi2le 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fia Flora what’s a brain? This video has melted mine!

    • @jenna8599
      @jenna8599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Poppy-pi2le freeze it then. try it.

    • @slushedd
      @slushedd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I put a meet clever down the center on your skull I'd have matching halves.
      That's very important

  • @magicmyah2291
    @magicmyah2291 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “We had to cope with him.”
    Bootiful

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    3:47 Those are surprisingly accurate in context 😂😂😂

    • @hamantha7
      @hamantha7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tiia Mannix I know😂😂😂😂

    • @kitbracadabra
      @kitbracadabra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It really is lmao

    • @Pictochatz
      @Pictochatz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Especially “I have a million mistakes” lol

    • @sliceofalemon8591
      @sliceofalemon8591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tiia Mannix yep

    • @trashbin687
      @trashbin687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      "I am very crazy" Act 2 in a nutshell.

  • @alexaliennerd3990
    @alexaliennerd3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Everyone: "The play is about one of the founding fathers of the US!"
    Google Translate: "The play is about the current Belarusian dictator, but it also isn't"
    ... Why would I expect anything else from these translations?

    • @gummyghostxx
      @gummyghostxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah yes, the first person I meet here so far who knows about that

    • @joanacornconic4903
      @joanacornconic4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gummyghostxx I'm surprised that someone that knows is still here...

    • @gummyghostxx
      @gummyghostxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joanacornconic4903 aha. I know because my family is from Belarus. And some of our friends and family still live there

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gummyghostxx I am sorry

  • @ashbieri
    @ashbieri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    “We have to cope with him”. Relatable to everyone who knew Hamilton.

  • @lazarsharky
    @lazarsharky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should do this with the whole musical and publish it to Broadway as Lukanshenko.
    The story of Alexander Lukanshenko. It'll be legendary