Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.
"I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....
@@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.
As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.
He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.
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@@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...
@Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year. trolls.
Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!
Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.
@@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.
Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.
...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.
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If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...
Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".
@TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty" Like the Central Park five? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit. Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.
Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me
@@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths
@@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day". Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.
@@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games. Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country. I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.
6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.” *The President of the United States*
Weakening Endangered species act, denying Climate change.....how can someone be on wrong side of everything? Is it intentional? Is his role model Darkseid from DC universe? He must be hating Thanos because Thanos has got some good qualities....Literally what have birds and animals done to him?
All his buddies are making money on the roll backs I guarantee it! And as a retired US Fish and Wildlife Inspector (worked to SAVE world Wildlife) my heart is broken 😟
Yes, HE is The Harpo Marx of the Political World. Plays the roll of an Idiot, Think of it the people I have know who speak in such ways crap them self's daily
@@cronykil74 He actually doesn't. Russia has recently become very active in the fight against climate change, because they have a lot of cities built on permanently frozen soil. Or rather, the soil used to be permanently frozen and is now starting to thaw, causing buildings to sink into the ground.
Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.
are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.
Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.
Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"
Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.
I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.
Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.
...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.
Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news" cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.
You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.
@@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.
He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women. Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.
Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees. Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.
Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.
@Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads. I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.
@Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.
How many cities does he owe money too for his travelling circus road show. He is never going to pay and so tax payers will have to pick up the tab for those eventually
How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.
"If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]
Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.
Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.
Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !
I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.
Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..
@Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...
garet claborn Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.
@@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago. there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era
garet claborn “Debunked”. 🤣😆😂 99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing. Jesus, Read a book already
@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research
Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”
Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek
All I can say, Sean, is I apologize. I was astonished and horrified when he got the Republican nomination, and those two reactions have only intensified since then. The man is not only ignorant, but also obscurantist. He doesn't know anything, doesn't want to learn, and attacks anyone who does want to both know and learn. Someone taught me a proverb...none of my sources can seem to agree whether its origin is Persian, Sanskrit, Chinese, or Arabic: He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool; shun him. He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child; teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man; follow him. You can probably guess which line describes Trump.
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So there are no other jobs in PA except fracking and coal And the sad note of the Endangered Species rollback is that it was a Republican, Teddy Roosevelt, who championed conservatism of natural resources and extending federal protection to land and wildlife.
trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow
The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember
@@randallmitchell9296 The work, though... would you rather pick vegetables/fruit, or give birth to Trump's child (and do what is needed to create that child)? Personally, I'd go for the lettuce or strawberries first.
@@quantumperception Personally, I would rather walk barefoot through a field of rabid porcupines, but I'm not from Lower Slobbovia (or wherever) like Melania. Imagine the karma this woman must have to have been dealt such a (small) hand.
Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.
Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.
He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country. You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”
I am holding on the hope that none of them actually believe a crap trump spews , its just like the old days when the circus comes to their sleepy little town. Its not very good but its something todo on tuesday night
I am on the North side of your border and can totally relate! It is like living above a meth lab - We never know when Manjo Unchained is going to end up blowing us all up! Thank God we legalized weed.
He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.
Most welcoming?!?!? If the Emma Lazarus poem is at the base of the SoL, it's because these bigoted Americans needed a reminder that this is a country of immigrants! The anti-immigrant sentiment was raging in the 19th c too!
The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.
To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.
If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation! He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.
I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.
_"We had two-and-a-half soldiers. Why we never took that half soldier to the hospital I'll never know."_ 11:19 I can hear Groucho Marx delivering that line.
With his pinky up, cigar drawn and bushy eyebrows raising all the way. Apparently, that soldier was supposed to be drawn and quartered... Too bad they did a half-assed job. *I'll see myself out.* =p
Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock. They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling. They merely silence you because we can’t hear. Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel. Talk nicely, type nicely Let’s communicate.
@@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.
2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.
Nah, the man is to "intellegent" to be a villain... Being a true villain requires real intellegence or - in a movie at least decent acting skills. Trump has neither. His acting is very poor. If he got the job as "villain" actor because he auditioned, there's only one possible explanation: Nobody else showed up. And even in that scenario the casting director or agent - whomever is responsible for casting - probably in a real event would have been more likely to cancel the act/movie/play or kill himself rather than picking a guy with this set of acting skills. (Sorry for this rant that's quite long) While in this case he got the job in part because of russian interference/election fraud/facebook ad fraud. I was visiting the US in election year, 2016, as I usually do. (when COVID isn't raging the streets) I also got mobile Facebook ads showing "vote for Trump". Now - I wasn't in danger of changing my opinion, however - others were. He's just a juvenile dumbf*** (Remember Stephen's words after Trump Rally excerpt at 6:54)
Trump is the best President in history crooked American politics use buffoon fools like you to say negative things cause he don't put up with you liberals bs
How the hell do people listen to this trumpster fire?!? I don't understand... I really truly do not understand how anyone can listen to this tripe for any amount of time let alone multiple hours worth of rallies...
They are happy to put up with his moronic ramblings because they finally have a racist in office. Thats all they care about, is stopping brown people coming to their country
OneofInfinity I don’t know if they’re actors. But. I can tell you that this guy is campaigning for real while Democrats still crying about 2020. Not a great idea. As if they’re helping him again. I don’t see anything funny about that.
"Because Epstein had an island, that was not a good place as I understand. I was never there" Interesting, no one said you were... Thou doth protest too much, methinks.
the media is hell bent determined to bury the epstein issue.... SERIOUSLY... hard. By blowing up what Trump is saying, to drive a wedge between the left and right, which, for the first time in a long time actually woke up to the smell of fish on that Epstein so called "Suicide".. FOLKS stay focused!
Trump himself was named by one of the victims as brutally raping her after fighting with Epstein over her virginity. Want to know why they had a fallout? Sounds like that could have been the fight that ended their friendship.
Something seems wrong to me. All those miners in their high-vis vests, and every one is clean. I worked in a factory and the high-vis vests didn't stay clean for long. And they weren't all exactly the same color.
When you say "Director of Immigration (etc.)" you mean to say ACTING Director, right? There's a reason so many appointments are "Acting" instead of official: far less scrutiny is applied to them.
Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself. He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went. His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......
How can anyone take Trump serious, he’s a joke comedian President. I have absolutely no respect for him. We need to vote for someone who can lead and bring respect back to the Presidency.
purberri HE IS MORE THAN A CLOWN, HE IS A SOCIOPATH PLAYING WITH LIVES OF THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE OTHER BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS ACTING HELPLESS TO THIS ADMINISTRATION INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR DAMN JOBS! Children are dying, ppl are being criminalized for being nonwhite, desperately fleeing the violence that we help create. We are DAMNED AS A PPL IF WE DONT STAND UP FOR THE LEAST AMONGST US!
Thanks again for the laughs. Desperately needed during these crazy times! I look forward to the day that this president doesn’t write your scripts for you anymore (if you know what I mean)
OMG - America how the heck did you put this lunatic in power?? - Just listen to him, he makes the life all these comedians so easy! also by the way I am guessing he has definitely been to the island, you know, like he never paid that $130,000
@Pilot Omaha Ummm... huh? The "popular vote" is ridiculous. Delusional, uneducated morons should not be allowed to vote. There should be an intelligence test before putting the power to make decisions into the hands of whom the religious morons are told to vote for. Any OTHER questions? :)
@Pilot Omaha I never said anything about HRC, who was an AWFUL choice for any political office. People like you assume a false dichotomy... anyone against anti-delusional morons like Chump must be pro HRC. My ACTUAL point was that as education fails and religious zealotry digs in, that the outcome will always be bad for the country and the people in it.
"I don't want to be crude, but your business is dead!" If there's one thing Donnie knows it's a dead business.
He's killed so many!
Opus 313 : killed them very bigly
Including his own. He went bankrupt at least six times.
Opus, good one!
Much like woman
Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.
"I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....
And then he'll say its fake news and blame the 'fake' media for lying to the American people, like he always does.
Trump...I don't know him...NEVER a fan
trump can't write, why would he have a diary?
@@Soleil_de_Helturel I mean his Twitter account is pretty much his diary. He rants there every night before he goes to bed after watching faux news.
He cant last all the way to the island.
if he had to say ''I was never there'' then you know for sure he WAS there.
Exactly! No one even asked him, he just randomly threw that out. It's NO COLLUSION 2.0. 🙄😩
He'll be his own witness for the prosecution. He never knows when to shut up.
Is that meant to be a pre-emptive lie?
Trump - Never not projecting his own actions and behaviors onto someone else.
Can you get to an island by boat? Or only by plane? Dont rich people including trump have “ boats” yachts ? Fairly sure they do.
"The wind stops blowing and no more electricity."
I don't think it works that way.
According to Agent Orange, the wind stops blowing and turbines stop causing cancer.
@@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.
@@duncan5063 r/woooosh
"The wind stopped blowing. No electricity." LMAO!!
Yes, he did say that.he is total moron
As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.
He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.
@@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...
@Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year.
trolls.
Why would you weaken the endangered species act? Why? I genuinely don’t understand.
💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲, it's always about the Benjamin's, profit over planet.
Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!
He always does something crazy whenever people are onto him, which just makes him more suspicious in relation to Jeffery Epstein.
Because mostly, it’s a waste. We usually do not do our job protecting these animals, so WHY PAY
Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.
New motto below the Statue of Liberty: "Give us your best, your educated, your 1% yearning to be wealthier."
According to the Trump administration, it only refers to immigrants from Europe.
He is despicable.
...or any white guy that does not meet any of the above criteria.
@@kty3727 Trump said it himself. "Why can't we get more immigrants from Norway?"
@@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.
“Mr. President, standing so close to the chopper blades is a safety hazard. But as long as you’re here, could you show us how high you can jump?”
the asshole would do it too!
@@BrytheP hope he would. I'm dying to see how high he can jump.
That implies that he can jump...
taxpayers paying for helicopters to sit and run for hours going nowhere
Gee, mr president, I hear you have the strongest neck in the world. I hear it could even withstand a helicopter blade.
Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.
Ake Hilding glad they decided not to take Romania’s this time 😂
...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.
If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...
@@scottrowe533 Yes, it's called a battery.
Ake Hilding the uk ran on renewable sources for 2 weeks this August
"Syphilitic ramblings of a madman" OMG I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy wakes up everyday and work hard to be the worst version of himself....
Pretty sure it comes natural to him.
For any normal person with an actual soul - that would be hard work.
Valdo Franc
The Dumpster brings out the worst in everyone. What a claim to fame.
Ha ha! He's like the Anthony Robins of being a terrible human.
Get that White Nazionalist A hole out of White Nazionalist House pronto!
Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".
What a great symbol of America's might: An American Bald Eagle attacking an enemy of Democracy!
He should use that in his reelection campaign.
Save us brave bald eagle!
Ironic that we picked that animal to represent us & now he's showing us why! Nice!
Bald eagles see all. From far away. Nothing escapes their eye. Especially the biggest loser that eagle ever saw.
Like Thorondor attacking Morgoth... Sadly, this one didn't get to scratch up the villain's face.
(Sorry - like Stephen, I'm a geek for Middle-Earth.)
That eagle is my hero. A true patriot.
🎃 + 🦅 = 💥
I happen to know that the eagle worked for Hillary and people are saying that he may have helped hide her emails- MAGA
"I was never there."
Translation: he was there.
Since everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, I'm pretty sure you're right.
@TheTruthIsRacist
Really now? Funny, that doesn't extend to Hillary:/ You pathetic hypocrite.
@TheTruthIsRacist ROFLOL! You "people" are so easy. LOL! The Proof is trump lies constantly.
@TheTruthIsRacist - Truth is You're Racist
@TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty"
Like the Central Park five?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit.
Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.
The clip of the bald eagle attacking tRump never gets old.
L W animals sense the disasters🤷🏽♀️
I guess he didn't want to be hugged like the flag. I think he should try again P. S, there is a version were the eagle spits fire on him, even better.
Never.
I need this in a GIF.
Such a good boy or girl ❤️
God, I love it!
A conversation in America:
"We should help immigrants"
"No, we should help Americans first!"
"Let's help Americans then"
"NO THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"
Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me
Communism in any form isn't really the American way
@@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths
@@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day".
Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.
@@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games.
Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country.
I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.
6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.”
*The President of the United States*
Emre Veliu “I can make it go honk!”
Pitiful isn't it?
@It Takes All Kinds
I don’t have words to express what I just heard... Let’s just put it that way
👏👏👏 👏👏👏
Too bad nothing really grow up on trump. Brain or balls.
Weakening Endangered species act, denying Climate change.....how can someone be on wrong side of everything? Is it intentional? Is his role model Darkseid from DC universe? He must be hating Thanos because Thanos has got some good qualities....Literally what have birds and animals done to him?
Putin likes it that way
He's the anti-Christ.
All his buddies are making money on the roll backs I guarantee it! And as a retired US Fish and Wildlife Inspector (worked to SAVE world Wildlife) my heart is broken 😟
Yes, HE is The Harpo Marx of the Political World. Plays the roll of an Idiot, Think of it the people I have know who speak in such ways crap them self's daily
@@cronykil74 He actually doesn't. Russia has recently become very active in the fight against climate change, because they have a lot of cities built on permanently frozen soil. Or rather, the soil used to be permanently frozen and is now starting to thaw, causing buildings to sink into the ground.
Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.
are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.
None of your democrats have a clue how to do 1/10 of what he's done. Who Biden??? Please.
@@willhunt4824 What has he done ?
Trump's remaining supporters are straight-up morons.
John Olson lmao only a bigger idiot who doesn’t agree with what he says would come to his TH-cam channel and spend his/her time commenting. 🤷♀️
I'm just at such a loss... I really don't understand what's happened since November 2016... It really at the same time astounds and disgusts me
What happened is a large group of feeble minded and fearful people we taken in by a braggadocious conman.
And a lot of help from Trump's mentor and butt buddy, Putin.
Señor Ham the rest of the world feels exactly the same
"syphilitic ramblings", I died laughing. And then I cried for America a little.
Indeed
I cry for America alot! 😭😭
Fair approximation to what I am feeling, right now.
@Bill Wilson Nothing like an eloquent retort to put one in his place. Bravo!
Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.
even if he does know he will still say it because his entire political strategy is based on fear mongering!
@@RedroomStudios and dumb people.
And his own personal image
And his own personal investments.
Welcome to the 21st century. This is how people do discourse now.
Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"
Frank North , there is no explanation. None that make any sense to anyone who’s ever heard him speak, that’s for sure.
Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.
I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.
Stop immigration. Trump should stop it all along with bringing people here to work from India.
@Cosmonauteable Try some of that shit yourself, good luck kid, may you undo your Fox news brainwashing.
"I was never there" is the most unbelievable statement he ever made
Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.
Yes! And "i didn't say that!" 😂
@Angel Mayes - I can not work out what you are trying to say? Please explain. Are you talking about Virtuous Bill Clinton?
...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.
"America is a very welcoming country."
Uh huh, I think the Native Americans might have some things to say about that...
So would the Mexicans.
Ya, they probably agree that open borders is bad.
And they probably think they should have stopped fighting amongst themselves like the right vs left.
Lord Odysseus so would black folks. And the Chinese folks too.
@@herbertcamacho1461 no Democrats want an open border. Not wanting a wall is not wanting an open border.
@@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs So you would rather humans do a hard job that a wall could do instead?? Why?
With those hands, Donnie really missed his calling in the 'making tiny computer things' industry.
Wind TURBINES, Donny. TURBINES. Not mills. Mills grind stuff. Turbines do not.
Learn... the... difference. >_
Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news"
cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.
You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.
@@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.
ya ya go back to your anime, stupid meaningless kid
@@khav11 Oh, did someone hit a nerve?
_"I was never there"_
That means he was there.
Was he even asked if he ever went there? If not, his assertion that he was never there pretty much wraps it up.
Marc, you are correct. When he says something, you can take the complete opposite to be true!
If you wanna speak Trump, just think in opposites.
He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women.
Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.
Exactly
9:35 "The syphilitic ramblings of the Madman." Who could he be talking about?
I was done on that one lol.
Bill Clinton, obviously.
"syphilitic ramblings" - LOVE IT!
"I don't want to be overly crude"......righto, you passed that 30 years ago.
Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees.
Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.
CloudsGirl7 not to mention immigrants pay taxes too. income, social security, sales tax.
Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.
Me, too.
6Diego1Diego9 Great point. 👏👏👏
@Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads.
I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.
my god, listen to trump talk in these clips. NO ONE talks like that. utterly, terrifyingly bizzare.
@Mai Mariarti HAHAHA. A1. Short, but the comment of the day!
Nonya Bizness - syphilitic rants. That’s the best description yet.
@Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.
Mai Mariarti 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Trigger Troll Have you seen these "shit filled streets" yourself? Like, are people actually shitting in the street? I don't get it...
How can someone who doesn't pay taxes judge best use of dollars collected. Immigrants add to the economy, INDIVIDUAL ONE subtracts.
Well said Michael Jeffries.
How many cities does he owe money too for his travelling circus road show. He is never going to pay and so tax payers will have to pick up the tab for those eventually
How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.
"If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]
a pea brain would still make a person smarter than trump.
@@sailorplanetmars6103 Chump is the champion of Chump!
Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.
@@mrdbooks7285 lmfao Pig
That video of the eagle attacking Trump never gets old.
He will be doing it in 2020 oh yeah 2024,2028 etc. Good thing it never gets old!!
Animals are a good judge of character, and uncle Sam, the eagle, hated trump.
It's heart warming that even our national symbol can't stand that scumbag.. :-)
Remember how that happened right around the time a little bird landed in Bernie's podium
@@Winteramen I'm not one that goes around proclaiming
"It's a sign!!!"..
But you are so spot on..
Kinda makes you wonder.
If only the bald eagle could have carried Donnie far far away!
Opus 313 Like an opposite of a stork.
Opus 313 : donnie lied about his weight
...or just one good peck at the jugular.
I'd rather enjoy watching that eagle rip him apart, piece by piece, and feed it to her little babies.
It'd have to be the size of Thorondor for that.
Can't watch Syphilitic rambling of a mad man. Damn you windmills! Haha
Michelle Harrison Don Quiotie (sic) Trump
Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.
How could we elect that moron as president? I have a headache
Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !
D Green …….. Not 'we' …….. Republicans; i.e. the New Nazi Party .
Most people standing behind him looks confused...by his rumbling.
How much does it cost to have that helicopter running while waiting for the idiot
The same it did for the last guy and the guy b4 that and the guy b4 that.......
I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.
I wish it would sweep that stupid toupee off his head!
Courage Karnga I want to throw a pie in his face.
Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..
Also, when trump says he was never on the island it means he's been on the island. Remember, every day is opposite day.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Taylor Craig Newbold No kidding
Not always. Sometimes, it's only "The opposite of whatever he said before" Day
He prob needed an Ivanka stand-in.
When you feel the need to say you never been there when nobody asked...
“I like trucks” reminds me of a certain judge - “I like beer” repeated 25 times.
Toori Baba I didn’t realise you were acquainted with my family. How successful has yours been?
@Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...
@Toori Baba You are aware of all these things Trump has actually done, right?
@Toori Baba kaga maga faga
@Toori Baba KAG = Kooks And Goons or King Ass Graber or Keep America Groveling
Sorry, it's actually the environment that's hotter than ever, not the economy.
sure sure, except for the ice caps growing and low temperature trends but ok
garet claborn
Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.
@@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago.
there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago
That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era
garet claborn
“Debunked”. 🤣😆😂
99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing.
Jesus, Read a book already
@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc
as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research
'The syphilitic ramblings of a madman.' -The entire Trump presidency in one sentence.
"We have the hottest economy"
Donald you misunderstood the briefing on global warming again
Boom!!
Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”
Frank is that true? Asking for my sister.
Trigger Troll accurate username. Could also have gone for Shit For Brains.
@Trigger Troll then you are not in Canada, very hot summer, severe storms, yes, climate change
Off his rocker, completely, holy cow.
Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek
“You don’t want to be making those little widgets with those big beautiful hands, do you?”
He’s not getting better guys.
And I was watching the expression of the audience behind him. They went from smiling...to confused...to pissed.😝
Starting to sound like Charlie’s uncle.
@@nhatho1723 That's what I thought. Amazed Trump doesn't have big fake hand shaped gloves too.
AllenSJ5 he loves those big burly white man hands
"....those big beautiful hands, do you? You could be giving me a massage. Maybe with some hamberder oil. "
Trump’s rambling is how I sounded in grade school when I didn’t prepare for a class project
CS MN me my is
Your comment with your prof pic is perfect 😂
Phyllisha, don't think of yourself so lowly like that.
@1134 not snowballs chance snowflake
1134 that's fine as long as it's from his jail cell.
There should be a lemon law for Presidents.
There is, it's called impeachment!
There is..... but the majority wants to keep the President.
@Mai Mariarti yes it is
andrea Perry Exactly!!!!
Nordic Blood84 The majority DOES NOT want to keep this incompetent, vile man in office!
The fact that your president thinks the electricity turns off, when Wind Turbines stop spinning, tells me all I need to know.
Apparently, they are bird graveyards as well... 😆
Yeah, that one alone will do it🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
He said they give you cancer. He actually said that.
All I can say, Sean, is I apologize. I was astonished and horrified when he got the Republican nomination, and those two reactions have only intensified since then. The man is not only ignorant, but also obscurantist. He doesn't know anything, doesn't want to learn, and attacks anyone who does want to both know and learn.
Someone taught me a proverb...none of my sources can seem to agree whether its origin is Persian, Sanskrit, Chinese, or Arabic:
He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool; shun him.
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child; teach him.
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake him.
He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man; follow him.
You can probably guess which line describes Trump.
Lucky THERE IS A CURE for CANCER 😹🤓😇👽
"syphilitic ramblings of a madman"-- legit
I have to honestly say, if it weren't for your show, I don't think my sanity would survive. Y'all are fantastic and I love you for what you do!! You inspire me to keep my sanity and keep standing up to all of the injustice!!! ☮️💜
"Big, beautiful hands"
Trump has hand envy, I knew it.
His hands are the same size as mine.
The reason donnie bone spurs didn t know about epstein s pedo island is. The girls were too old to pkay with his. Truck.
So there are no other jobs in PA except fracking and coal
And the sad note of the Endangered Species rollback is that it was a Republican, Teddy Roosevelt, who championed conservatism of natural resources and extending federal protection to land and wildlife.
trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow
No, but his base sure eats a lot of crow.
Great point! While he's at it fracking and rolling back environmental regulations,he can add dozens more species to the "no longer protected list"!
@@couragekarnga8735 Have you looked up the meaning of " eat crow? " his base never seems to admit to anything.
He likes Vultures though.
The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember
To be fair, being married to Trump sounds like the worst job an immigrant can have.
Bitch knew what she was getting into
No, the benefits are through the roof!
@@randallmitchell9296 The work, though... would you rather pick vegetables/fruit, or give birth to Trump's child (and do what is needed to create that child)? Personally, I'd go for the lettuce or strawberries first.
@@quantumperception Personally, I would rather walk barefoot through a field of rabid porcupines, but I'm not from Lower Slobbovia (or wherever) like Melania. Imagine the karma this woman must have to have been dealt such a (small) hand.
@@randallmitchell9296 Can you get rabies from porcupine quills?
He's an embarrassment -- parts of the world are fighting for democracy, the US is throwing it away
Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.
He is in power because of the electoral college, US never had democracy... 😕
Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.
I'm the greatest thing since Jesus.
He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country.
You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”
“I was never there” 🤔 that’s exactly what someone says when they know they were there but want people to think they were “never there”. 😂
Agreed. Anytime you deny something that no one asked about or accused you of, you soooo did it. Any normal parent knows that lol
Any time Trump denies something in an unprompted way, it’s obvious he has in fact done whatever he’s denying to have done.
LOL....This fool probably messed around & gave the coordinates to the island's location while trying to prove he wasn't there....
I'd like to think maybe just maybe one of those people in the crowd come to their senses after those ramblings and think WTF was that
I am holding on the hope that none of them actually believe a crap trump spews , its just like the old days when the circus comes to their sleepy little town. Its not very good but its something todo on tuesday night
The people in that crowd had to be there; it was a work function.
Trump's cultists are wearing the hats with skulls on them and don't have the decency to ask themselves "Are we the baddies?"
I doubt it
@@Hotspur37 that's hilarious
This is not amusing any more! I’m scared!
Right
You look like you vomited yourself.
Every right to be scared check Netflix on Fellowship in Whitehouse😲
I am on the North side of your border and can totally relate! It is like living above a meth lab - We never know when Manjo Unchained is going to end up blowing us all up! Thank God we legalized weed.
Noir Rain, the people in the crowd look like they're one second from vomiting. Some are turning green I was loling about it then I saw you :)
'that was a bad place as far as I know, I never went there'
He definately went there.
that was my main take away from that sentence too.
Blackened Sprite “definately, which it defines as: 'Idiot-speak for “definitely”
Colin Fitzgerald and “I never went there” is idiot speak for I’ve been there
When he was talking about trucks, his dementia really shown through. Everything he says is so trite and banal
Love yur name.
@Bill Wilson Ye I don't think he cares about being insult by someone who is about 5, judging by the words used.
@bootnsoot lol
He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.
"Syphilitic ramblings of a mad man", absolute best way to describe any of Trump's disturbed rants...
Most welcoming?!?!? If the Emma Lazarus poem is at the base of the SoL, it's because these bigoted Americans needed a reminder that this is a country of immigrants! The anti-immigrant sentiment was raging in the 19th c too!
Even a bald eagle hates Trump
that eagle can sense evil
That half soldier was one of seven dwarfs!
@@primalwerewolf9356 and natural disasters
The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.
To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.
I also hate it when the coal miners stop digging and then my TV turns off :(
I snorted 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure I peed just a little...
I giggled.....
th-cam.com/video/SwQfR_fNruE/w-d-xo.html
@@adcreel9079 excellent link!
If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation!
He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.
Chris Petersen Do you really think that those of us in the US that watch and love Stephen Colbert are not aware of this?
@Independence In Mind found the Russian
@@AnthonyBecker9 Lol.
I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.
_"We had two-and-a-half soldiers. Why we never took that half soldier to the hospital I'll never know."_ 11:19
I can hear Groucho Marx delivering that line.
With his pinky up, cigar drawn and bushy eyebrows raising all the way.
Apparently, that soldier was supposed to be drawn and quartered... Too bad they did a half-assed job.
*I'll see myself out.* =p
Damn now I can't unsee/unhear it. 😂
That was freaking hilarious.....
Anyone else remember he was caught using Chinese steel in his buildings lol
What was that trucks voice??? Lol! When you think he couldn't sound creepier...
I think he was channeling his mom's Scottish accent badly.
"I think we had about 2 and a half soldiers".....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?
Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock.
They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling.
They merely silence you because we can’t hear.
Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel.
Talk nicely, type nicely
Let’s communicate.
@@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.
2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.
"Donald Trump acts like a villain."
Oh, he's not acting.
The man has no soul
Evil
Nah, the man is to "intellegent" to be a villain...
Being a true villain requires real intellegence or - in a movie at least decent acting skills.
Trump has neither. His acting is very poor.
If he got the job as "villain" actor because he auditioned,
there's only one possible explanation:
Nobody else showed up.
And even in that scenario the casting director or agent - whomever is responsible for casting - probably in a real event would have been more likely to cancel the act/movie/play or kill himself rather than picking a guy with this set of acting skills.
(Sorry for this rant that's quite long)
While in this case he got the job in part because of russian interference/election fraud/facebook ad fraud.
I was visiting the US in election year, 2016, as I usually do. (when COVID isn't raging the streets)
I also got mobile Facebook ads showing "vote for Trump".
Now - I wasn't in danger of changing my opinion, however - others were.
He's just a juvenile dumbf***
(Remember Stephen's words after Trump Rally excerpt at 6:54)
Oh no..... Villains are intelligent...... He is..... Garbage😶
The dead faces of the workers in the background says it all. They know.
I read that they were PAID to be there! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I hope so for them
@@jmk-te6ev Hope it was in cash.
Hearing Stephen Colbert say ”Psych!!!” is the best thing I’ve watched this week 😁
Its so laughable to see how this man lower the bar for the title of the President.
Yes indeed jo mixs, however, the sad truth is that the bar no longer exists! Trump kicked it to the gutter, so that he could relate to it.
So much of what Trump does just leaves me screaming "WHHHHHHHHY!?" to the heavens...
sammyi2505 You are not alone!!!!! We loathe this evil buffoon.
the gods have abandoned us. shouting to the heavens is pointless, bro
Trump is the best President in history crooked American politics use buffoon fools like you to say negative things cause he don't put up with you liberals bs
Now go play with Slick Willy in the Oval office
sammyi2505 I scream whyyyyy cant we have some divine intervention to get rid of him. Pleaseeeeee 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
He holds a grudge against everyone who has attacked him in the past....including Bald Eagles.
A whale attacked trump?
@@kittehgo .....what?
😂
There are 6 species of whales on the endangered list, so one of them must have attacked him right?
@@kittehgo I thought you were referring to a person as a whale. Lol
Argh so infuriating that he still talks about wind power with zero knowledge.
Or anything ... period
It's just another vendetta.
www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47400641
What exactly does he have knowledge of?
@@couragekarnga8735 good point.
He knows! He just feeds his stupid base bullshit to reenforce their lemming ways.
Just see the look of some of those Workers behind him 🤣🤣🤣 they're like "WTF"
"Syphilitic ramblings of the madman"
Think you're right.
looking forward to the cry of the oppresor. When he get crushed and thrown out of office.
How the hell do people listen to this trumpster fire?!? I don't understand... I really truly do not understand how anyone can listen to this tripe for any amount of time let alone multiple hours worth of rallies...
I feel your pain bud
The attendees typically leave early.
Only the most stupid listen to that nonsense, like my fuckness, nothing he says even means anything
They are happy to put up with his moronic ramblings because they finally have a racist in office.
Thats all they care about, is stopping brown people coming to their country
If paying for immigrants is bad for taxpayers, what was the tax cut for the rich??????
YES!
A man-made disaster.
A disastrous policy. Trickle down economics has repeatedly failed.
It has been a recession maker every time.
Exactly!
It didn't work with Reagan
It didn't work with Bush Sr.
It didn't work with Bush Jr.
And it isn't going to work for Trump.
Trish Rowland peeing on the poor
He was genuinely upset when someone coughed on his ABC interview though. Totally real.
The malignant narcissist can’t help himself. Why the crowd was smiling is beyond explanation.
Did you see the one bowing his head laughing so he would not be caught on camera? @9:15
Tax money "well" spend on actors, he sure wouldn't pay from his own pocket.
OneofInfinity I don’t know if they’re actors. But. I can tell you that this guy is campaigning for real while Democrats still crying about 2020. Not a great idea.
As if they’re helping him again.
I don’t see anything funny about that.
Trump is a comedian
@@911neverforget3 yep for sure
"Because Epstein had an island, that was not a good place as I understand. I was never there" Interesting, no one said you were... Thou doth protest too much, methinks.
He just gave himself away.
also he went on his plane the “ lolita express “ which is creepy bc lolita is a movie abt an old dude who’s in love w a 14 yr old or somethint
trump went on his plane^*
the media is hell bent determined to bury the epstein issue.... SERIOUSLY... hard. By blowing up what Trump is saying, to drive a wedge between the left and right, which, for the first time in a long time actually woke up to the smell of fish on that Epstein so called "Suicide".. FOLKS stay focused!
Trump himself was named by one of the victims as brutally raping her after fighting with Epstein over her virginity. Want to know why they had a fallout? Sounds like that could have been the fight that ended their friendship.
"We the People" march in D.C. September 21,2019
“Crackers huh? Are you talking about the kind you put in the soup, or the kind that show up to my rallies”
Something seems wrong to me.
All those miners in their high-vis vests, and every one is clean.
I worked in a factory and the high-vis vests didn't stay clean for long. And they weren't all exactly the same color.
When you say "Director of Immigration (etc.)" you mean to say ACTING Director, right?
There's a reason so many appointments are "Acting" instead of official: far less scrutiny is applied to them.
Erin Butler new rules need to be written down about this branch. Acting only while being investigated and vetted. Six weeks max.
Donald never ceases to disappoint.. it's amazing🤦♂️🤣
Well, we know someone has been to "the island"..
This country of ours will breath a huge sigh of relief when Drumpf is out of office. What a MAROON!
You guys will select hm again.
@@shankardas6938 No, but Russian tools will.
What’s a “maroon”? (Do you mean moron?)
Trump has DEFINITELY been to that island!
EVERY WEEKEND would be my bet
Exactly, he says I was never there really means I had season passes
Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself.
He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went.
His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......
but by now I'm sure any evidence of that has been removed especially while Epstein was in jailed
“Hold my fil-a o fish” 🤣🤣🤣
Mark Pearson “Hold the tarter sauce! I’m on a diet! Also, give me a large Diet Coke!”
I love Colbert he does the impression so well it feels like Trump would actually say it lol
"I love trucks" coming from the kid who's mother had to tie a chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Hahahahahahahaha hilarious
How can anyone take Trump serious, he’s a joke comedian President. I have absolutely no respect for him. We need to vote for someone who can lead and bring respect back to the Presidency.
.President up wound he that serious him took people Enough
The people DID vote in a majority for someone else.... it's the electoral college system that is outdated and flawed. Let's try again everybody .
purberri HE IS MORE THAN A CLOWN, HE IS A SOCIOPATH PLAYING WITH LIVES OF THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE OTHER BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS ACTING HELPLESS TO THIS ADMINISTRATION INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR DAMN JOBS!
Children are dying, ppl are being criminalized for being nonwhite, desperately fleeing the violence that we help create. We are DAMNED AS A PPL IF WE DONT STAND UP FOR THE LEAST AMONGST US!
Guess What puberri - There was a Vote back in 2016 and Trump beat Hillary - Guess What puberri - He is YOUR PRESIDENT - Deal with it Moron.
@Samuel Nack - I take it that you are unemployed and Lazy and want to be given $1000 per month for doing NOTHING.
Rule #1: Trump Lies
Trump: "I never went to the island."
He went to the island.
he also can't read time
Still... Id be curious if Bill went there. What would happen then.. Man the shit show
Um, nope. He didn't.
@MJB For Trump goddamn troll.....I refuse to die alongside reataded sheits like you!!!!
MJB For Trump TH-cam deleted this ❓ What did I just watch ?
Thanks again for the laughs. Desperately needed during these crazy times! I look forward to the day that this president doesn’t write your scripts for you anymore (if you know what I mean)
Mexican civilians on the border, he says "invasion"
Mexican military on the border, he says "thank you"
Time and time again he proves to the world that he is an idiot.
Hahahaha that's a good one
OMG - America how the heck did you put this lunatic in power?? - Just listen to him, he makes the life all these comedians so easy! also by the way I am guessing he has definitely been to the island, you know, like he never paid that $130,000
Our election was hacked, Clinton won the popular vote. He does have his supporters and the Murdoch hate machine behind him. And Russia.
@Pilot Omaha Ummm... huh? The "popular vote" is ridiculous. Delusional, uneducated morons should not be allowed to vote. There should be an intelligence test before putting the power to make decisions into the hands of whom the religious morons are told to vote for. Any OTHER questions? :)
Yep. I don't know who robbed that bank. I was never at that bank. Well who asked you?
@Pilot Omaha I never said anything about HRC, who was an AWFUL choice for any political office. People like you assume a false dichotomy... anyone against anti-delusional morons like Chump must be pro HRC. My ACTUAL point was that as education fails and religious zealotry digs in, that the outcome will always be bad for the country and the people in it.