This was absolutely the funniest video. As a grandparent who lives with my eldest offspring, his wife, and my 5 grandkids, I know these experiences so well. I got such a belly laugh out of these stories.
omg you're hysterical, so funny, charming, sweet, down to earth, and really handsome! Your kids are blessed to have you as dad :) But you know that's how kids are, one moment they want only mom, the next only dad, it has nothing to do with you as a parent - it's just they have no impulse control. In a year or 2, your skill-set will stretch beyond ass wiping ^^ and your kids will grow up to become amazing people, because all the things you did for them. Cheers!
😂😂haha this was so funny, youre an amazing storyteller lol...and awh the part where your daughter mispronounces r words was so adorable lmao...love that youre back dade!!
Dade, I so hope you will continue to offer presentations on TH-cam. I like your perspective on life, equality, inclusiveness, and so many other topics. How about sharing some thoughts on love, failure, forgiveness, gratitude, spirituality, or any number of other topics. I think you have a lot to offer and will wait patiently to hear more from you! Peace to you and those around you!
It was so great to get you video today. Having helped raise my 3 nieces, I can really relate to EVERYTHING you said, yes even the Rosco comment. Enjoy this time, for it goes by so much faster than you think. It is obvious that you are an excellent Father & Husband. You are an inspiration to many, and you give me hope that the future will indeed be bright. May you and your family be most richly blessed.
OMG! Dade! I don’t ever think I’ve laughed quite this hard at any of your videos. A most EPIC dialogue about your journey in Fatherhood, but keep in mind, your children are only 4 and 5. Wait until they get older.....chores, schoolwork, soccer practice......you’ll be promoted from the Butt-wipe whisperer to another glorious title soon and I can’t wait to hear about it.
ah Dade ur awesome. Ive been watching u for years and this was so beautiful to watch ur joy :) I've also just had my first baby, and parts of this really hit home for me lol
This is one of my favorite videos. My wife laughed almost completely through it, turned to me when it was over, and said “do we really want kids?” Hahaha
Dude, I love my cousins to bit's, but i would never sign up to be a dad, just don't have it in me. But i do admire man like yourself that undertake that huge endeavour and the responsibility. Massive respect man 👍-up.
Enjoy Sr. But remember they are not ours, at the end they will say bye, bye so these moments are forever. The good thing is that you're documenting them for the enjoyment of us all and yourselves into the future. Thank you, thank you.
I didn’t know you have a son now, too - congrats! I knew you and Tiffany had wanted another kid. This video was hilarious! I’m not a dad yet, but I’m an uncle, and I definitely remember the days of learning to properly & gently wipe little kid butts.
Dade, Some may say you don't smile enough.But that's OK, because you are so hilarious.Lee funny that the rest of us are smiling and laughing enough for the entire world. Please take care... Peace
well i think you should talk to your wife about the kids feelings about butt-wipe. I loved your video. Your adventures being a father is very funny, anyway fathers are here to help, right?
I feel ya, Dade! My amazing skill set includes being very good at being able to predict, JUST in time, that one of my kids is going to puke and being able to catch it - that's right, CATCH it! Like, in my hand! But damn it, it doesn't get on the carpet for me to have to clean up then! I'd much rather wash my hands than clean the carpet! Lol But seriously, parenthood is great! Thanks for sharing!
Seagull B Maybe some do. Neither my kids nor any of the many kids their age that we hang with wipe completely by themselves. Not sure the point of your comment...
Was that you rehearsing a stand up comedy routine? Because that was how it felt. If so, good job. If not, I hope I didn't offend you and maybe you should try stand up. I really love that you are speaking as a parent about day to day things and not always focusing on the T thing. It shows how comfortable you have become in your skin.
In my house hold we call it sharts “shit and farts” lol. Last week my oldest son who’s eight was at the toilet peeing and farted.. well he sharted lol. Down his leg and I had to run him up to the main bathroom and shower him lol. My youngest has trouble with r”s aswell. He just turned 5 and people keep mentioning to me that it sounds like he has a Florida accent even though he’s Canadian lol. Aren’t kids great!
Haha! That's funny. We actually call them sharts also, but only just between my wife and I, not the kids. There is always so much body fluid stuff to deal with when you have kids.... it's never-ending.
ElectricDade it is! My youngest will walk up and wipe his nose on my shirt while in public but I get why he does it, when he was little I would using my shirt/or hand to wipe his nose lol. But I don’t care. Anything for our little ones!!
Just found your channel randomly and had no idea you were a trans male. I’m female and also identify with male. I can’t seem to find out from anyone if the sex is better after getting lower surgery. I seriously don’t mean to be crude, more scientific in search of an answer. Anyways you’re very good looking and look like you’re born male. Bless u...
i wonder if they ever learn to whipe themself? 😂 ...i cant remember who did that, when i was a kid. do you? is it like that, when you have kids? ...i couldn’t do that. 🤢
They must eventually.... we all do it. The issue isn't dexterity or motor skill development... it's physical arm length. Kids are born with really short little arms and their extremities don't start to become more proportional until they are 5 or 6. When they can reach the butt... they can wipe the butt.
No disrespect but I was thinking about you since the Chris watts murders, he’s also from Colorado and resembles you a bit only you’re better looking and not the monster he is.
A man once asked someone with wisdom, "How can I find the right woman for me?" The person of wisdom replied, "Don't worry about finding the right woman, instead concentrate on becoming the right man."
He doesnt have to. If you're saying he is not a man because he cant get his wife pregnant, then you're saying all the guys with fertility issues are women. Man you're so smart
Hooray! You’re back! You’ve been away for far too long and sorely missed. One of my favorite people on TH-cam. Please don’t be such a stranger!
Thanks, my friend. I've been making videos again for a while... just not super frequent.
Being a father is one of the most rewarding hardest jobs I have ever had. Enjoy them being young the teen years are HELL
This was absolutely the funniest video. As a grandparent who lives with my eldest offspring, his wife, and my 5 grandkids, I know these experiences so well. I got such a belly laugh out of these stories.
I'm not into kids or the family thing, but I still watched this cause you're so nice to look at and listen to💖
omg you're hysterical, so funny, charming, sweet, down to earth, and really handsome!
Your kids are blessed to have you as dad :)
But you know that's how kids are, one moment they want only mom, the next only dad, it has nothing to do with you as a parent - it's just they have no impulse control.
In a year or 2, your skill-set will stretch beyond ass wiping ^^ and your kids will grow up to become amazing people, because all the things you did for them.
Cheers!
You’re such a good dad!! And so funny-“twee twunk” haha!
I dont even have kids yet and this video had me in STITCHES! Please upload more often! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol!!! I love your daddy stories. So real and so true. The crazy things we and are good at as parents. Great job.
Hilarious and so true! 😂😂😂 My kids are 3 and 2, and there's no shortage of poop-related shenanigans around here!
😂😂haha this was so funny, youre an amazing storyteller lol...and awh the part where your daughter mispronounces r words was so adorable lmao...love that youre back dade!!
Ham in the crack....That's just priceless......priceless
Hahaha
Dade, I so hope you will continue to offer presentations on TH-cam. I like your perspective on life, equality, inclusiveness, and so many other topics. How about sharing some thoughts on love, failure, forgiveness, gratitude, spirituality, or any number of other topics. I think you have a lot to offer and will wait patiently to hear more from you!
Peace to you and those around you!
It was so great to get you video today. Having helped raise my 3 nieces, I can really relate to EVERYTHING you said, yes even the Rosco comment. Enjoy this time, for it goes by so much faster than you think.
It is obvious that you are an excellent Father & Husband. You are an inspiration to many, and you give me hope that the future will indeed be bright. May you and your family be most richly blessed.
OMG! Dade! I don’t ever think I’ve laughed quite this hard at any of your videos. A most EPIC dialogue about your journey in Fatherhood, but keep in mind, your children are only 4 and 5. Wait until they get older.....chores, schoolwork, soccer practice......you’ll be promoted from the Butt-wipe whisperer to another glorious title soon and I can’t wait to hear about it.
I just about died laughing during this entire video, I'm glad you love fatherhood so much!!
Love it or hate it... I'm in it haha!
This is an amazing video 😄 Loved hearing you talk about your kids and fatherhood.
ah Dade ur awesome. Ive been watching u for years and this was so beautiful to watch ur joy :)
I've also just had my first baby, and parts of this really hit home for me lol
Ok... this is one of my all-time favorite videos. 🤣
This was amazing 😂 really enjoyed your insights butt-wipe whisperer 🙏 would love to hear more father related experiences! 😊
This is one of my favorite videos. My wife laughed almost completely through it, turned to me when it was over, and said “do we really want kids?” Hahaha
This video was hilarious! I had just watched your video about smiling and I get it but this video made me laugh and smile. Thanks!
it's nice to see you happy and healthy and enjoying the hmm... joys of fatherhood. Hope to see you again soon!
OMG...... I am rolling here....this was amazing! Thank you for sharing this!!!! 👌❤️
Dude, I love my cousins to bit's, but i would never sign up to be a dad, just don't have it in me.
But i do admire man like yourself that undertake that huge endeavour and the responsibility.
Massive respect man 👍-up.
Fatherhood has really given you some good stand-up material lol
Brilliant video! Had me in stitches of laughter! Hahaha thanks for the laughs xx
Awesome! Thanks for sharing!
😂 Parenthood twuly is the best thing ever 😂
Love your stories. 😊💕
Yay, welcome back Dade. I think you are a patient loving Dad.
I just can’t! You had me cracking up because I can relate on so many levels with so much of this 😂😂😂
Damn this is like stand up comedy, so different to your other videos lol
Enjoy Sr. But remember they are not ours, at the end they will say bye, bye so these moments are forever. The good thing is that you're documenting them for the enjoyment of us all and yourselves into the future. Thank you, thank you.
Jose Luis Ramirez I love Khalil Gibran. I like that you used his wisdom.
Had me cracking up the whole time!!! Your awesome!!!
Hahaha, too funny. I’m a preschool teacher so I’ve pretty much heard it, seen it and done it all. 🤪🤓
I didn’t know you have a son now, too - congrats! I knew you and Tiffany had wanted another kid. This video was hilarious! I’m not a dad yet, but I’m an uncle, and I definitely remember the days of learning to properly & gently wipe little kid butts.
That's perfect Dad-Speak!
I'm glad you're still making videos Dade :)
What a great video....thanks for sharing!
😂 As a dad, I relate on so many levels. This is hilariously accurate
I so completely relate. My youngest are 4 1/2 and 3 1/2. 😂😂😂
Dade, Some may say you don't smile enough.But that's OK, because you are so hilarious.Lee funny that the rest of us are smiling and laughing enough for the entire world. Please take care... Peace
Parenting suits you, thanks for the chuckles!
I have a 5 years old daughter, so I know exactly what you're talking about.
life is full of those moments!!!
Can't... stop... LAUGHING!
This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing
great video, very funny! i laughed many times haha
Best stand-up gig EVER 😂 !!!
Vicarious no kidding right??? Lol!!
Love it!
Can you tell me where you got your top surgery please?
well i think you should talk to your wife about the kids feelings about butt-wipe. I loved your video. Your adventures being a father is very funny, anyway fathers are here to help, right?
I feel ya, Dade! My amazing skill set includes being very good at being able to predict, JUST in time, that one of my kids is going to puke and being able to catch it - that's right, CATCH it! Like, in my hand! But damn it, it doesn't get on the carpet for me to have to clean up then! I'd much rather wash my hands than clean the carpet! Lol
But seriously, parenthood is great! Thanks for sharing!
What is the source of the cjildren's makes ?Celtic ?
BTW at those ages kids wipe themselves .
Seagull B Maybe some do. Neither my kids nor any of the many kids their age that we hang with wipe completely by themselves. Not sure the point of your comment...
Hilarious, the video. Really funny😂😂
Dave thanks for the story is there is so funny thanks
Best video ever! So true! But so hilarious! Had me laughing the whole time!
Was that you rehearsing a stand up comedy routine? Because that was how it felt. If so, good job. If not, I hope I didn't offend you and maybe you should try stand up. I really love that you are speaking as a parent about day to day things and not always focusing on the T thing. It shows how comfortable you have become in your skin.
Haha, no, not rehearsing stand up... but parenthood certainly would give a lot of material for that.
You are an awesome Dad!
Thank you for this: totally made my week, hehe
Dade, If you ever found it within yourself to do occasional talks for a live audience other than TH-cam, I would be one of the first to come.
Funny things kids will say and do. Still, it must be a pleasure, even if the subject is pooo.
Bwahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“WIIIIIPE ME...”!!
Great video, Dade... and crazy skills man. You soft cotton bweeze 😊
I wish i could have a hug from Dade . Dunno why lol
Brother which company testosterone you're use? Name?
Oh My God! You are hilarious.
Love this video.😂 You're funny
Well delivered.
You are sooo incredibly handsome!!! Oh My God
Cute! Just curious, who gave birth to your kids? New to your channel, you may have explained this before...
Ellen Richardson We used a sperm donor for our daughter, and adopted our son.
In my house hold we call it sharts “shit and farts” lol. Last week my oldest son who’s eight was at the toilet peeing and farted.. well he sharted lol. Down his leg and I had to run him up to the main bathroom and shower him lol. My youngest has trouble with r”s aswell. He just turned 5 and people keep mentioning to me that it sounds like he has a Florida accent even though he’s Canadian lol. Aren’t kids great!
Haha! That's funny. We actually call them sharts also, but only just between my wife and I, not the kids. There is always so much body fluid stuff to deal with when you have kids.... it's never-ending.
ElectricDade it is! My youngest will walk up and wipe his nose on my shirt while in public but I get why he does it, when he was little I would using my shirt/or hand to wipe his nose lol. But I don’t care. Anything for our little ones!!
Ah man... I hear you. I can't ever wear light colors because of the kids dirty mouths and noses... they are all over me!
You Sir, have missed your calling. Here’s a hint, it’s not just Butt-Wiping Whisperer. #comedian. That is all. Carry on.
Since you mentioned having a son I assume the adoption process was successful? Could you please make an update about your experiences with that?
We are a close the adoption being final. I will make an update then. It is a looooong process!
You go Dade!
Just found your channel randomly and had no idea you were a trans male. I’m female and also identify with male. I can’t seem to find out from anyone if the sex is better after getting lower surgery. I seriously don’t mean to be crude, more scientific in search of an answer. Anyways you’re very good looking and look like you’re born male. Bless u...
are you still alive I saw a video that made me worry about you....the one with the signs...I'm praying for you hope you're o.k.
That was made a long time ago. I am OK, thank you for your worry. :)
This was hilarious!!! 😂😂
You are such a handsome (& sexy) man! I love your videos they are so educational!
i wonder if they ever learn to whipe themself? 😂
...i cant remember who did that, when i was a kid. do you? is it like that, when you have kids? ...i couldn’t do that. 🤢
They must eventually.... we all do it. The issue isn't dexterity or motor skill development... it's physical arm length. Kids are born with really short little arms and their extremities don't start to become more proportional until they are 5 or 6. When they can reach the butt... they can wipe the butt.
Hilarious!
You are soooooo cute and extremely handsome, I wish you were single. Your wife is very lucky.
Hey my sons name is Talen.
You guys need a family channel, or at least an Instagram🙄
😂😂😂
Hahaha.........
XD
No disrespect but I was thinking about you since the Chris watts murders, he’s also from Colorado and resembles you a bit only you’re better looking and not the monster he is.
Apple Chai my cousins name is Chris Watts.. but from Canada lol
Apple Chai
Is he the one that killed his pregnant wife and 2 daughters???
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LMFAO
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Yup still SAF :)
A man once asked someone with wisdom, "How can I find the right woman for me?" The person of wisdom replied, "Don't worry about finding the right woman, instead concentrate on becoming the right man."
such a handsome dad, please more smile on ur next videos
yaris Hey, check out the video I made just before this one, please.
Were you a female
Lol how are you a father? You aren't male, you cannot impregnate women..
He doesnt have to. If you're saying he is not a man because he cant get his wife pregnant, then you're saying all the guys with fertility issues are women. Man you're so smart
I never said that, sex is separate to gender he's a female.
And there's a difference between a male who has fertility issues and a female.
+Lord Freeza Bullshit you know what you said. And fuck the dna man no one cares. He's a guy and thats all
Lord Freeza He’s gorgeous and you’re jealous. Let’s be real. ;)
I wish i could have a hug from Dade . Dunno why lol
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