how i got into minecraft monday

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ค. 2019
  • witnessing a murder yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation
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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59593

    we will do great things this monday

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17846

      those fools. they don't stand a chance

    • @lxdixd
      @lxdixd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

      wait ur teaming with jschlatt? gg everyone else

    • @alexkostler512
      @alexkostler512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      Indeed

    • @yummychicken9810
      @yummychicken9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      Woah you guys will team?

    • @stem8216
      @stem8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      no backstab pls i would like my hero to be able to eat

  • @tim6488
    @tim6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    Technoblade just showed his elbows to keemstar and got in

    • @Alexanter5562
      @Alexanter5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      No way. Keems eyes whould have melted at the sight of such magnificence. I think he only showed one elbow

    • @Typical_Asian
      @Typical_Asian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol

    • @tim6488
      @tim6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ImSuchANerd ur right

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @TNTPUGS
      @TNTPUGS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Correct

  • @TD-HO
    @TD-HO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7754

    When techno joins they be like: pfff a newbie
    1 week later: RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Funny, you predicted the future.

    • @tacopinata605
      @tacopinata605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Meowing Oswoof no he commented this 6 months ago mm was 10ish months

    • @DavidGalvanwiz
      @DavidGalvanwiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The combat followed him

    • @eposboy5656
      @eposboy5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Little did they know he plays blitz

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah yeah Sub2pewds my bad, sorry! :)

  • @iz8942
    @iz8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    Technoblade: "3,000 viewers maybeeeee."
    Technoblade a year and a half later: "700,000 viewers meh."

    • @trenkrzys
      @trenkrzys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      900,000

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

    • @theomills5902
      @theomills5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@arpita1shrivas ITS TECHNOPLANE

  • @adelefurness4021
    @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    Techno: "In front of 73k viewers, never seen this many viewers in my life"
    Techno's stream today: half a million viewers
    Me:

    • @User-kp9ix
      @User-kp9ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      a millionaire

    • @madeye2874
      @madeye2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont want to comment cuz it would ruin the likes number 69

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Emoji flex

    • @adelefurness4021
      @adelefurness4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gamingjedi52 that's my job as a millionaire 😌

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adelefurness4021 yessir

  • @thegodkiller0194
    @thegodkiller0194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6655

    “The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers.”
    -Technoblade

  • @jacobsowa5983
    @jacobsowa5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10018

    Techno: "I can't process numbers that big"
    Me: *thinks about potato war and all the numbers he talked about

    • @shadowsovereign3302
      @shadowsovereign3302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmao

    • @clappingslapper6349
      @clappingslapper6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      his brain has grown sense this video

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@clappingslapper6349 and your since sense hasn't
      edit: How come people don't have the ability to comprehend the sarcasm in this joke? Voices, step up your game! We are superior to any other chat, and we cannot have ourselves distinctly known as "joke missers." What type of abomination do you think I am? We are a collective conscience and I'm not having that shit be ruined. Take a damn joke.

    • @mrzayhao5030
      @mrzayhao5030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *character development*

    • @tonysoprano200
      @tonysoprano200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @catawampus3079
    @catawampus3079 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    It’s ironic hearing Techno talk about all the larger content creators in the beginning, when he ended up being the most successful of any of them. I can’t say I’ll be watching much minecraft youtube now that he’s gone - he was the only one who consistently made me laugh.

    • @interesting8185
      @interesting8185 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      facts bruh

    • @NosamTheWise
      @NosamTheWise ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I’ve never even thought about that tbh he really did become the biggest out of them all

    • @unrelatedK
      @unrelatedK ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he still has at least 500 blitz survival games videos you could watch

    • @soofeesh
      @soofeesh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NosamTheWise pewdiepie?

    • @NosamTheWise
      @NosamTheWise ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@soofeesh I forgot Pewdiepie was a part of it when I wrote this comment ngl lol

  • @nashthegamer317
    @nashthegamer317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Techno getting ghosted in the groupchat is what created the monster that they all fear now, it's their fault

    • @king1491
      @king1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:57 this Clip is crazy ong

  • @skrimish
    @skrimish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6803

    Keemstar: “you stream?”
    Technoblade: *sweats nervously*

    • @james7083
      @james7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      and now he gets half a million viewers per stream

    • @Patrickh08
      @Patrickh08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *YES. YES I DO...!*

    • @symlees3357
      @symlees3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@james7083 nah like 3M in total at this point, he got 300k concurrent last stream

    • @zarrus2172
      @zarrus2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If techno can scare the old generation of masters then you know he’s a monster, he literally got banned from a minecraft Monday because he was too good

    • @PolarPsyche
      @PolarPsyche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@symlees3357 *looks at his 800k viewer stream"
      "man. and he hasnt changed at all."

  • @youtube.comsucks
    @youtube.comsucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8090

    Everyone out there trying to run away from techno.
    Techno: "I have social anxiety."

    • @castafiorept7309
      @castafiorept7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@anitaremenarova6662 You can't be anxious in social situations if there is no one to be anxious around.

    • @circledash9813
      @circledash9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@castafiorept7309 Correction: you cant have social anxiety if everyone dead

    • @castafiorept7309
      @castafiorept7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@circledash9813 That's basically what I meant, but yeah.

    • @itselira
      @itselira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@circledash9813 that's literally their joke... read more books please.

    • @artangelsproductions253
      @artangelsproductions253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The scariest people are the most silent ones

  • @robstarsixcringe7895
    @robstarsixcringe7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Imagine this, forcing Techno to socialize led to the formation of Sleepy Bois Inc.

  • @pants7988
    @pants7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "If you see someone murder, call them a boomer."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @shanislost1
    @shanislost1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5135

    Basically what happened.
    Keem: We're making an MC event that takes place on Mondays for youtu-
    Techno: I hear clout.

    • @spunky9752
      @spunky9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      epic likes

    • @Emporer-hz1dd
      @Emporer-hz1dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m thousandth like

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mīmurōdo Gaming Cool :)

    • @therinmorgan3662
      @therinmorgan3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the least toxic comment thread I have ever seen. *I love it*

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @lemoon7276
    @lemoon7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6829

    technoblade : I acted casual.
    Also technoblade(during Minecraft monday) : Sometimes when my moms not home. I go into my backyard bury myself and pretend I'm a carrot.

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Lemoon It’s normal

    • @bogdancoca681
      @bogdancoca681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      * potato,
      Lets have some respect

    • @michaelkarnofski5822
      @michaelkarnofski5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He would eat himself 😖

    • @notavailable8232
      @notavailable8232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      BOGDAN COCA no my guy that’s a quote from the stream

    • @MercuryGD
      @MercuryGD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How does this have 1.6k likes but 5 replies

  • @norwatch_llamaassasin
    @norwatch_llamaassasin ปีที่แล้ว +567

    thank you Techno. If it wasn’t for you, Minecraft Monday wouldn’t have been as fun as it was to watch. With everybody being surprised of this pig skin person stabbing everyone. They had to nerf the game so much for you man. We all love you Techno, we will miss you for as long as we live. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

    • @dashinggentleman.2317
      @dashinggentleman.2317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no one asked 👍

    • @arbytimber
      @arbytimber ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dashinggentleman.2317 shut up spingle

    • @zirrow4585
      @zirrow4585 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dashinggentleman.2317 true

    • @metricmiler9940
      @metricmiler9940 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dashinggentleman.2317 dude, why?

    • @CreateNewHandel
      @CreateNewHandel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dashinggentleman.2317 no one cares dickhead

  • @crazycoden6411
    @crazycoden6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It’s crazy to think how popular techno became because he said “yes” it literally changed his life.

  • @jack_lansky
    @jack_lansky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4063

    I cant wait until they Accidentally play bedwars with techno on Minecraft Monday

    • @fait_accompli.
      @fait_accompli. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      *STONKS*

    • @K.D.Meyers
      @K.D.Meyers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your like count was at 69 I'm sorry I was the one

    • @user-pu2uj8iu5x
      @user-pu2uj8iu5x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That moment when gb80 joins and they are teamed

    • @baterwottle2400
      @baterwottle2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      technoblade would just use his steering wheel

    • @thesampion628
      @thesampion628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@user-pu2uj8iu5x time and space would just be ripped apart

  • @emeamo720
    @emeamo720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Past Technoblade: WOAH 73K VIEWERS!
    Technoblade now: 854K viewers wtf

  • @awkwardsquish2441
    @awkwardsquish2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Techno stans knew to cancel Carson before techno did

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      someone said "tell the nonce to cooperate" in the chat, his career was over 10 minutes earlier

  • @JackSucksAtLife
    @JackSucksAtLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22097

    I too have faced the wrath of being completely ghosted in the MM Twitter DMs

    • @konradfletcher6311
      @konradfletcher6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

      Literally no one has liked your comment after 22 mins. How does it feel, Mr Sucks?

    • @Joshy-
      @Joshy- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      HUGE F

    • @naam_loos
      @naam_loos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

      You even get ghosted in this comment section

    • @steepcartoon917
      @steepcartoon917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      92 likes wow

    • @Sienna-mt5vn
      @Sienna-mt5vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      jacksucksatminecraftmondays

  • @ixalaz4536
    @ixalaz4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    _"I didn't have to talk to people, I just had to stab them and that's something I can do"_
    -Technoblade 2019

    • @vaultofarms
      @vaultofarms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      InternetPhilia the quotation marks “ my guy. WE NEED THE QUOTATION MARKS

    • @yarrowplant
      @yarrowplant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like in real life

    • @PumkiinBeats
      @PumkiinBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      696

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vaultofarms done

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yarrowplant r/cursedcomments

  • @andawhoaahaha8370
    @andawhoaahaha8370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Someone: I’m a serial killer
    Techno: Don’t

  • @dolphins6010
    @dolphins6010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When he said the joke I bet everyone was like: who's this techno kid? Probably ass, then boom he wins and half the records are his

  • @Charles_hodges
    @Charles_hodges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15794

    I thought this was background gameplay... he’s able to talk and beat everyone at the same time

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

      Gallimimus Toadeh King I see you're new to this channel

    • @xpoison6566
      @xpoison6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

      Heck man, hes probably watching tv while doing all this as well lol

    • @communismwizard8198
      @communismwizard8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      X Poison and playing in VR

    • @jphoenix9670
      @jphoenix9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Pfft that is simply the way of the Techno

    • @choko7789
      @choko7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      He can be doing his English essays while playing and talking

  • @Yaneko7
    @Yaneko7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    "If yous see a murder being commited call them a boomer"
    -Technoblade 2019

  • @tristanlotivio9501
    @tristanlotivio9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The Him talking about Carson hits differently now

  • @silent1776
    @silent1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Techno: my brain doesn’t process big numbers
    The potato war:

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Techno, when he gets attacked: "Could you *please* leave me alone, kind sir? Thank you."
    JSchlatt, when he gets attacked: *Incomprehensible 2 bytes per second screeching*

    • @smallworldhaker7781
      @smallworldhaker7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      they’re both so different yet so amazing

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@smallworldhaker7781
      I'm excited

    • @Euzoqr
      @Euzoqr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hi-nw7qy hi excited
      wait...

    • @xvelocity7083
      @xvelocity7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The funny mic

    • @smallworldhaker7781
      @smallworldhaker7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hi-nw7qy I'm Absolutely Hyped™

  • @Donut001
    @Donut001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    next week: how i got banned from Minecraft Monday

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agreed

    • @saltyjr562
      @saltyjr562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @mobueh
      @mobueh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably

    • @vast3816
      @vast3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And they won lol

    • @mrwillp1719
      @mrwillp1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You predicted the future

  • @eleavate
    @eleavate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Carson is a chill dude". This has not aged well

    • @anthonyfryers9070
      @anthonyfryers9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true

    • @denksmitd
      @denksmitd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what happened-?

    • @eleavate
      @eleavate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@denksmitd He admitted to grooming

    • @denksmitd
      @denksmitd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eleavate that's fucked up, thanks

    • @zoopycat
      @zoopycat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean technoblade just didn't wanted to spread toxicity

  • @jigglephysics655
    @jigglephysics655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    It’s crazy how much he grew in 2 years
    “How many viewers?”
    “Uhh 2-3k?”
    Meanwhile October 2020 techno had over 200k watching during the Dream SMP festival

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's getting like 100k viewers consistently during live streams and gets over a million views per video the day it's released.
      I'm really happy for Techno. I've been subbed since 2017 :)

    • @nickwright4079
      @nickwright4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He hit 320K on the revolution stream

    • @silvaa9414
      @silvaa9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      800K!!!

    • @martapereira6117
      @martapereira6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn can’t believe his views literally quadrupled in the span of 2 months

    • @silvaa9414
      @silvaa9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@martapereira6117 DESERVED

  • @Audrey-nf8er
    @Audrey-nf8er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    Okay I NEED to see technoblade bully James Charles in hypixel duels

    • @Alex-wx2qn
      @Alex-wx2qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's good plan and if he wins he gets 10000 muffins

    • @Luculent
      @Luculent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree with this statement.

    • @TERRORWOLF
      @TERRORWOLF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's my destiny to see it.

    • @ferbooper2838
      @ferbooper2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1 mil subs with no vids you have legitimately one THOUSAND subscribers more than I do, and you haven’t uploaded a single video
      I’d say you’re doing pretty well on your goal.
      :(

    • @peacefulgamer7560
      @peacefulgamer7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ferbooper Ik feels bad man

  • @thetruedjchu8338
    @thetruedjchu8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6565

    I remember when Techno had under 500k subs, now he's playing with the big people like Techno

    • @BloxerPlot
      @BloxerPlot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      so he plays with himself

    • @andrewsarmiento1372
      @andrewsarmiento1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      @@BloxerPlot yes, that's how good he is

    • @dragonshaven962
      @dragonshaven962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      He definitely plays with himself

    • @andrewsarmiento1372
      @andrewsarmiento1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@dragonshaven962 no one can defeat him so he just fight with himself

    • @awildshinylatias7597
      @awildshinylatias7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He got his clone from area 51

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I fear the alternate universe where Techno never got invited to Minecraft Monday

  • @shyers3667
    @shyers3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Carsons a great guy!" -Technoblade 2019
    *Flashbacks* "I take it all back." -Technoblade 2021

    • @sanitizer99percent17
      @sanitizer99percent17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      was looking for a comment like this

    • @TheEnderman-fq2im
      @TheEnderman-fq2im 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did he say that in a video or something?

    • @sanitizer99percent17
      @sanitizer99percent17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheEnderman-fq2im yes

    • @shyers3667
      @shyers3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheEnderman-fq2im He said the "Carsons a great guy part".

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @YadoBear
    @YadoBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    Techno: I only had like 500k, I was *irrelevant*
    Tommy: **sweating profusely**

    • @cryptorial
      @cryptorial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Recheck sub count

    • @YadoBear
      @YadoBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@cryptorial I made this like 3 weeks ago when he had 500k, it's a joke/quote so I'm not gonna change it?

    • @jamesridden1557
      @jamesridden1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@YadoBear bruh how the hell did he only have 500000 subs 2 months ago

    • @Wish-rm2qs
      @Wish-rm2qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@jamesridden1557 Probably because of Mr Beast and Dream talking about him constantly, then the duel between the latter and him. That's how I found him, at least

    • @jamesridden1557
      @jamesridden1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Wish-rm2qs nah man he had like a huge sub boost last year at mc mondays where he literally dominated the games after that he got upto 1 million subs dream wasnt even that big back then

  • @chocolategoose7350
    @chocolategoose7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    "...bullying James Charles in hypixel duels for an hour.."
    I need to see this gem. Please upload highlights.

  • @kavyakapoor3541
    @kavyakapoor3541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    it's crazy to think he says he gets 2,000 viewers here and two days ago, he peaked at 853,000 viewers and 5 mill subscribers. INSANE and completely deserved. HES FINALLY FAMOUS(and yet still no gf)

  • @inklap5846
    @inklap5846 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So we all watch his old videos now huh
    RIP legend

  • @more_alize2005
    @more_alize2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3913

    Techno: **makes joke**
    Everyone in the groupchat: **ignores**
    Techno: *you underestimate my power.*
    **proceeds to win two Minecraft Mondays in a row and famous people now know who he is**

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Not only do they know
      *they also FEAR him*

    • @aparadox6303
      @aparadox6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Now everyone: *angrily grumbles about losing*

    • @more_alize2005
      @more_alize2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aparadox6303 for real-

    • @more_alize2005
      @more_alize2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zyberzero4491 oh shoot I did spell it wrong 😂😂 thanks for bringing it to my attention!

    • @cyanide3508
      @cyanide3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he literally just stab people

  • @lcs-steven4461
    @lcs-steven4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    “I stab Celebrities for Coins”
    My gravestone message

    • @pieppy6058
      @pieppy6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Techno blade never dies

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pieppy6058 this has totally different meaning now. RIP

  • @HuTaosrealhusband
    @HuTaosrealhusband ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Rest In Peace Technoblade you will never be forgotten and your legacy will never be forgotten you have touched and inspired many people TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

  • @striife8035
    @striife8035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This moved me to tears, the story, character development, and the acting, it was gloriously done, BRAVO,BRAVO

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3870

    The only good thing keen has done is starting Minecraft Monday and indirectly making techno’s Channel explode

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Keem

    • @cyberbyte2168
      @cyberbyte2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      To be fair Keem did expose some Minecraft Predators as well a few years back. Too bad he let MC Monday be run into the ground from mismanagement.

    • @mrmeh1454
      @mrmeh1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ellabrown4248 his new name is keen

    • @teethsticker3810
      @teethsticker3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mrmeh1454 keenu reaves

    • @Assassin_Bear
      @Assassin_Bear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cyberbyte2168 ah yes now I remember why I hate him, he's that psychopath who can destroy anyone's whole life

  • @royaldoggo497
    @royaldoggo497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Technoblade must win the next Minecraft Monday because his parents haven’t been giving him food for 3 weeks

    • @royaldoggo497
      @royaldoggo497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pls

    • @royaldoggo497
      @royaldoggo497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Muffin Doggo hoi doggo fren

    • @royaldoggo497
      @royaldoggo497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      .o.

    • @geor349
      @geor349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@egg3913 oh you think you are better fancy weird dog?!

    • @OrgBrent
      @OrgBrent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bOrk

  • @ASININ3
    @ASININ3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Don’t get toxic over lego videogames” best quote of all time
    (Edited) “if you see someone committing murder... immediately call them a boomer”

  • @JustAnotherPerson1
    @JustAnotherPerson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The funniest thing about the people hating on techno in MCM was Junky and Carson saying shit like "I just googled the creator of minecraft, and it's Technoblade"

  • @selah2367
    @selah2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    I want footage of techno blade bullying James Charles in hypixel duels?

    • @K.D.Meyers
      @K.D.Meyers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I don't know, do you?

    • @alec4747
      @alec4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to

    • @UP5S
      @UP5S 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ¿

    • @lean601
      @lean601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip the dream 💔

    • @katiem4655
      @katiem4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

  • @wcstfan
    @wcstfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    What if you
    wanted to win skywars
    but Techno said
    *S T R E N G T H*

    • @thatguyman6044
      @thatguyman6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And no knockback

    • @rogeliodominguez2187
      @rogeliodominguez2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SchollCrew that was good ngl

    • @h2o848
      @h2o848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if you wanted a kill in minecraft monday
      but your target said
      *P E A R L*

    • @whiterunguard9872
      @whiterunguard9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what if you wanted to play skywars but the game said:
      Technoblade joined the game

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp, might as well get ready to type ‘gg’ for that pretty useless karma...

  • @blendedcucumber7788
    @blendedcucumber7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Uh yeah I can get 2k viewers”
    The other day he hit 850k PEAK CONCURRENT VIEWERS

  • @alazyperson9168
    @alazyperson9168 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    it feels weird not having him around anymore. I miss techno alot.

  • @pokemaster2129
    @pokemaster2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    I just want raw footage of you bullying james charles in hypixel duels

    • @fukefuk823
      @fukefuk823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where

    • @omchar8171
      @omchar8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaaaame.

    • @fukefuk823
      @fukefuk823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omchar8171 LINK?

    • @omchar8171
      @omchar8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuke Fuk I was agreeing to wanting the footage, not having seen it. Sorry if that was unclear.

    • @mostlyimportant4212
      @mostlyimportant4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro did you see his and PewDiePie's hunger games video, James Charles is a PvP god

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3862

    "I get ghosted by every leading figure in the industry"
    Why is technoblade so relatable smh 😔

    • @spazmataz
      @spazmataz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Like you know every leading figure in and industry I’m just joking .

    • @naomi-on7fo
      @naomi-on7fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @thatboimudkip2302
      @thatboimudkip2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeminator r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thatboimudkip2302 more like r/im16andthisisironic

    • @thatboimudkip2302
      @thatboimudkip2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meeminator ok emo boy

  • @flyingvenets4204
    @flyingvenets4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “carson is a chill person”
    yeah.....

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      man.

    • @sanjay_swain
      @sanjay_swain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "If you have 50,000 people few of them are going to be seriel killers"

  • @tcatking9761
    @tcatking9761 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is how I learned about Techno for the first time (MM). Since seeing his skywars video's afterwards and destroying everyone I thought was good at minecraft before I knew Techno would be and still is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) of all time. He will be missed and his love for entertaining us while destroying nerds will be why. Thank you Techno!

  • @boneyzoney9551
    @boneyzoney9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Techno's gonna get banned by stealing everyone's presents in grinch simulator in week 6

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mikhail McMorrow Let’s destroy those orphans

    • @average_trans_furry
      @average_trans_furry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yo og references

    • @iiajijds9688
      @iiajijds9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MakusinMeringue still only the 2nd worst thing in the lives so who cares

    • @celestial190
      @celestial190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THOSE ORPHANS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

    • @manolenikolasnikolas2292
      @manolenikolasnikolas2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude these orphans are gettin' destroyed! Lmao

  • @highsuperpokemon3991
    @highsuperpokemon3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Techno: “we had great chemistry”
    Chris: *throws snowball in his face*

    • @ramekin5635
      @ramekin5635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris from mr beast right?

    • @siren239
      @siren239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ramekin5635 yup!

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

    • @usurysuspect826
      @usurysuspect826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arpita1shrivas shush man

  • @cowen1831
    @cowen1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:55
    When you’ve got fifty thousand people, a few of them are going to be serial killers.
    -Technoblade

  • @LukeTheNotSoFunnyCheetoMan
    @LukeTheNotSoFunnyCheetoMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I miss Techno to this day, I loved these types of video back then

  • @clippedoutofcontext2283
    @clippedoutofcontext2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Minecraft Monday was the closest we got to consistent uploads XD

    • @amalkrishnanajay5907
      @amalkrishnanajay5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Until now

    • @noobostog3561
      @noobostog3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amalkrishnanajay5907 until now

    • @KuroToei
      @KuroToei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bor_d4133 i mean if you saw a year ago he post something in 7 months so ......

    • @austinorsomeonealt
      @austinorsomeonealt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes we now we get about an upload twice a month.

    • @tristen9736
      @tristen9736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is all a straight up bruh moment

  • @kurejzi4379
    @kurejzi4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "Chris is a great guy, we had chemistry"
    *cue spleef

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i thought too:))))

  • @dontcryursosexcaha5004
    @dontcryursosexcaha5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Techno: 2019 is whack no one could know what’s coming
    2020: umm well

  • @kuroyoki4607
    @kuroyoki4607 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ironic he talks about his "Legacy" ur legacy will always be as the minecraft king the BLADE the blood god.

  • @vigilant3263
    @vigilant3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    youtubers: ghost techno out
    techno: kills everyone
    youtubers: o_O

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now they really are ghosts

    • @A_ldo..
      @A_ldo.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SgwiggleMon Squiggles lmfao

    • @pollythea
      @pollythea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Deserved lmao

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @pohke
    @pohke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "Texting people is exhausting"
    -Technoblade 2019

    • @FoxyCS_
      @FoxyCS_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, it's true

    • @Sleeeppppyyyy-onyx
      @Sleeeppppyyyy-onyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I relate to him

    • @Watefak
      @Watefak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Relatable

    • @antonioazulamarillo7579
      @antonioazulamarillo7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      - The guy who spent nine months farming potatoes in minecraft 12 hours per day

  • @ifu138
    @ifu138 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    why did it have to be techno out of all the people the universe could've screwed over

  • @robinadams2782
    @robinadams2782 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:52 is still hilarious years later

  • @matteob8746
    @matteob8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "I didn't have to talk to them, I just had to stab them, That's something I can do." Wow.
    Amazing

  • @RandomStando
    @RandomStando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Antvenom: Ugh god Technoblade is so good it makes me mad
    Techno joins Ant's call
    Ant: Oh hi! Im not salty at all

    • @user-lj6vq7bm7u
      @user-lj6vq7bm7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It's kinda sad though because techno isn't even trie harding and he just wants people to like him

    • @speedepitomised
      @speedepitomised 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@user-lj6vq7bm7u Yeah that's true, it's sad that people hate on him for being good at the game. At the same time, I can understand people's frustration as they feel like no matter how well they do Techno still seems to generally always win and do better than them. It would be interesting if they did one week of the top individual players teaming up, like say Bajancanadian and Technoblade, Vikkstar and Skeppy, etc.

    • @danisob3633
      @danisob3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-lj6vq7bm7u try

    • @adorablerepresentativemcfo9892
      @adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@speedepitomised bruh chill they're just joking

    • @speedepitomised
      @speedepitomised 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 Yeah most of them are but obviously there is some genuine salt against Techno for him winning all the time. Maybe they don't hate him for being so good but a lot of people definitely get annoyed if he dominates a Minecraft Monday. Honestly I just want the game to be entertaining and it can get a bit stale if Techno wins every week so I like what they are doing to nerf him a bit and make the team's more fair and balanced. It's funny that they have to put him with the worst players just to ensure he doesn't win, Techno's just so damn good at Minecraft it's crazy. Meanwhile I love Minecraft but I'm a complete noob lol 😂

  • @themastermeep2662
    @themastermeep2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's crazy to think that 20k was really big for techno a year ago, when his latest dsmp stream peaked at over 800k. Gotta love the progression!

  • @warhead5588
    @warhead5588 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    techno was like "i get 2k viewers"
    little did he know that 2 years later he would be getting 500k- 700k
    [that happend at a stream in dream smp]

  • @xhurtlqving-hypixel851
    @xhurtlqving-hypixel851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Technoblade: *Wins Minecraft Mondays*
    Literally everyone: "Nah I don't wanna be his teammate"
    Bruh moment

  • @jaysefgames1155
    @jaysefgames1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Calling people boomers: the best way to introduce jschlatt as your teamate

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls don't ruin the 69 likes count

    • @BigPoppi2
      @BigPoppi2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ruins 69 likes*

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigPoppi2 *outro of longbeachgriffy starts playing*

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I'm famous

  • @rusty3818
    @rusty3818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "CallmeCarson is a good guy"
    Bruh. Sad Moment.

  • @thepengyknight
    @thepengyknight ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Even back then, you can see the seeds of friendship between Ph1lZa and Techno forming.

  • @atrain7640
    @atrain7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    People in australia: YES ANOTHER VIDEO OF MINECRAFT TUESDAY!!!

  • @puppy777
    @puppy777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    When you started rewatching techno’s videos for the 5th time because his upload schedule is godly
    Edit 7/3/22: welp

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      *5th? How pathetic.*

    • @_username
      @_username 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      When techno uploads 2 videos a year:
      "what is this sorcery!?!"

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he may never die but he also never uploads

    • @primo3621
      @primo3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In one of his streams there was a guy who said "ever heard of less is more technoblade??" (He was gathering stacks upon stacks of gold) techno then replied " yea that's how my upload scheadule works

    • @monke7238
      @monke7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

  • @schizophrenicteletubby6261
    @schizophrenicteletubby6261 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It hurts to see these videos in my recommended, sleep well king.

  • @MattDawgGaming
    @MattDawgGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:15 "70,000 viewers? I can't process numbers that large!" This week: 320,000 viewers.

  • @MellowJoh
    @MellowJoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    “Put me in coach I got block dreams”
    -Future five-time MCM champion

    • @HannahMMicke
      @HannahMMicke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *4

    • @MellowJoh
      @MellowJoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HannahMMicke ok this was from six months ago no one cares

    • @2sinister4you
      @2sinister4you 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MellowJoh *4

    • @MellowJoh
      @MellowJoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@2sinister4you let’s be real he would’ve dominated week 14 with wisp

    • @MasterofBeats
      @MasterofBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MellowJoh *4 xD and I agree with you

  • @ShadowCatMC
    @ShadowCatMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    That moment when Keemstar finds Techno’s video called “Proof I don’t autoclick”

    • @ShadowCatMC
      @ShadowCatMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Echo Gaming sarcasm

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shadow Cat What is this supposed to implie?

    • @godlyhax4172
      @godlyhax4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Verisity Imply*

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Godlyhax thanks

    • @bmuffin4243
      @bmuffin4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Verisity A while ago, he did a short clip called "proof I don't autoclick" where he goes onto a CPS website and gets like 700 clicks through pure skill

  • @itsMason6872
    @itsMason6872 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have been watching all his videos for the second-fifth time and I jus can't believe what happened. I am going to really miss him. It is so weird to me because I have been watching him for 5 years now. I wish he was still here :(
    Techno will never die as long as we remember him :)

  • @Ana4evalove
    @Ana4evalove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its been a year since this came out but I just wanted to say something that I noticed. Techno said that he doesn't have minecraft friends and doesn't know anyone in the community and I was like "what about Ph1lza, Tommy, Wilbur and the others? They're your friends" Then it hit me. The sleepy boi inc and some of the others weren't his friends until later on. His life changed from 2019 to today. He basically has more friends in the minecraft community than he did in 2019 and I'm actually pretty proud of him. He has grown so much and has a ton of amazing friends now. :)

    • @Ana4evalove
      @Ana4evalove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hatsumi Nakano I should of mentioned names of past friends since I only mentioned that 'more friends now than in 2020' which is my fault. Sorry about that.
      [I only started watch techno since nov and very little in the past so please forgive me for not know some information]
      My comment was just a little statement/observation on how much techno's life has change from 2019 to now. :) [sorry if my comment came out as ignorant or anything like that]

    • @Ana4evalove
      @Ana4evalove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hatsumi Nakano oh thank you for the information. [I'm kind of sleep deprived do my mind told me to apologize just in case :) ]

  • @Swix
    @Swix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "I don't do commentary videos much"
    *casually slaughters every man in the game during commentary"

  • @rocapbg9518
    @rocapbg9518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Damn techno is now a big youtuber, his skywars video got on trending.

    • @noaudiochannel3131
      @noaudiochannel3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Im so happy for him also he about to reach 1mil

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YE*

    • @sandimalssd
      @sandimalssd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss it's so cool having been subbed and watching for gah idk how long.. Quite a few years, since he was a pretty small youtuber (for some reason YT didn't notice his hot elbows and bump him up a couple million subs) and gah almost at a million it's so cool

    • @youtube.comsucks
      @youtube.comsucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which video

    • @user-hw9xc1jn5p
      @user-hw9xc1jn5p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youtube.comsucks this one

  • @luigi7146
    @luigi7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    carson? being cyber bullied off the planet? no that could never happen.

  • @tashunagray7720
    @tashunagray7720 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:45
    I can assure you that is not what your legacy was techno.

  • @smips2628
    @smips2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4991

    Wow I have massive respect for you, Techno. You went out of your way and definitely out of your comfort zone to join Minecraft Monday’s. That standing alone takes a lot of courage as you are a smaller TH-camr compared to most of the others that are in the tournament. You tried your best and succeeded very much so in conversing amongst the other contestants. I just wanted to say that I really respect your optimistic attitude towards open opportunities, and mischievous thoughts towards achieving clout.
    -Sincerely, an average fan

    • @saihanmarshall5287
      @saihanmarshall5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      He did it for the VIIIEEEEWWWZ
      jk plz dnt kll me. it’s cool he stepped out of his comfort zone to do this.

    • @smips2628
      @smips2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @Saigon Marshall, dude I completely agree because getting views was most likely his motivation, but my point was that to get those views he had to step out of his comfort zone. You acknowledged that tho, so you are right

    • @saihanmarshall5287
      @saihanmarshall5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Smip S
      Yay, we’re both right. And Techno is amazing both in ethic and courage.

    • @huaen8880
      @huaen8880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@smips2628 He probably wanted the opportunity to take part in a competition with so many big minecraft youtubers. Who wouldn't want that? Oh, and the free views :P

    • @jysg6171
      @jysg6171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He did it for pig rank.

  • @vyxis1849
    @vyxis1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "If you see a murder, call them a boomer. actually no, call the police"
    Noted. I will call the police a boomer

    • @ktz1185
      @ktz1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Got it lmao

    • @arpita1shrivas
      @arpita1shrivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *its a bird, its a plane*
      *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

  • @lidallyhim
    @lidallyhim ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yea techno your legacy is a little bit different than the guy that threw up on mc Monday’s

  • @noahjrduncan1189
    @noahjrduncan1189 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I keep coming back to your videos and forget for just a second you have moved on to better things. You were a Golden person and who did so much for so many. Such passion and genuine kindness. The world did not deserve you, but your presence made it a bearable place to be. Thank you Technoblade

  • @quarreling
    @quarreling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “they split the top 5 teams”
    *Skeppy & BBH* : ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU

    • @thewhitefang2725
      @thewhitefang2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They split them as well smh

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheWhiteFang they did???? i’m so sad the SkepBoyHalo ship is real

    • @user-ip5fz3zk7q
      @user-ip5fz3zk7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UR MOM yee you better ship them

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ulm Destroyer 101 shut up nobody asked

    • @trash8931
      @trash8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ulm Destroyer 101 jesus christ i lost brain cells trying to read that comment. bella thorne is that you?

  • @krakenwarrior3237
    @krakenwarrior3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I can't win in skywars, or even do well, and I also can't hold a conversation with someone for long before it gets awkward.
    How does Technoblade do both?

    • @markbugenhagen9391
      @markbugenhagen9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kraken Warrior uhhh I can’t do either but just today I did all the challenges and won on my first game cuz the last guy ran off

    • @egg00egg
      @egg00egg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His elbows.

    • @gareth6734
      @gareth6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesnt ask questions and nobody talks to him

    • @Haphpint_
      @Haphpint_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when did you last get a haircut?

  • @first_namelast_name7170
    @first_namelast_name7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:46 and now he’s streaming to 300,000+ whenever he plays on the smp😂

  • @2A_ROCKS_
    @2A_ROCKS_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 5:36 it was just like- ‘Teleports behind you’ “Nothing personal, kid.”

  • @Leo-yk5gb
    @Leo-yk5gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    ‘When you’ve got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers’
    -Technoblade 2019
    Edit: 15:52

    • @72Yaca
      @72Yaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well yes but yes

    • @imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355
      @imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but yes

    • @stilldimm4110
      @stilldimm4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      from all the moments of the video, I saw this on the exact moment when he said it
      nice

    • @kompo5997
      @kompo5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well yes and yes but yes

    • @skreepyy
      @skreepyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True that

  • @lucatowalker2123
    @lucatowalker2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    Techno: "I have social anxiety. I don't like texting and stuff
    Also Techno: *Saying this to a audience of hundreds of thousands*

    • @parthenocissus
      @parthenocissus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      he can't talk to them in live time, so it doesn't cout

    • @defvoid...8486
      @defvoid...8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Millions...

    • @kaimarquess1965
      @kaimarquess1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@parthenocissus T h e c h a t

    • @parthenocissus
      @parthenocissus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@kaimarquess1965 but its not verbal responses. I have the same issues he does. Its a lot different talking to lots of people you can physically see, compared to talking to numbers on a screen.

    • @serhoots9246
      @serhoots9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The voices are helping him to overcome his fear

  • @Allgames-vl1hv
    @Allgames-vl1hv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man he could be doing podcasts. such a missed opportunity. i hope he has a podcast in the afterlife

  • @gradyl7370
    @gradyl7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Plz do the training James Charles montage. Think of the click bait!!!

    • @praveen-2104
      @praveen-2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't even need click baits, he is already earning 1.2m+ without donations

    • @Eternence
      @Eternence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@praveen-2104 I think thats way too much

    • @praveen-2104
      @praveen-2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eternence i meant per year, mb. Just this month, he already earned 400k

    • @nosse8073
      @nosse8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@praveen-2104 how do you know that

    • @yiayisfake6561
      @yiayisfake6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@praveen-2104 he did 7.2k - 115k in the last 30 days according to socialblade