my original MASTER PLAN for this weekend was to upload a Skyblock video yesterday and then this today, but the admins ruined me by releasing a huge skyblock update out of NOWHERE so now I've got to add more to it. I'm not lazy, I swear! ok that's all. carry on
You gotta respect Techno, man. Some youtubers lose themselves after they become famous. But not Technoblade. 200k subs or 1.5M subs he still only uploads once a decade.
Techno using a wooden block vs 8 players: defeats them all with 8 hearts left Techno and his entire team vs border: instantly dies and loses all respect from the viewers
Other streamers' chat when losing: Aww, poor thing. You did your best, well done!!1 Technoblade's chat: You fool, you've failed your entire bloodline, thus you'll be put as an outcast from society. No man in history shall ever forgive you.
Techno cant become overcome with fame, hes built his image on being egotistical. One of his 1st jokes was based on how he doesnt lose fights and never dies, i mean hell, hes been the god of pvp since before mc monday. This man is a legend, just ask him
*technoblade: comes first.* *everyone:* eeh, u did ok that round. *Technoblade comes second.* *Everyone:* UGH, Your so bad.. Your a disgrace to your family! haha no matter what, hes still the best
it was because the art for the thumbnails were traced from another artist, and techno was contacted and changed the thumbnails out of respect for the original artists design
To see how far he’s gotten since this video is astonishing, he was one of my favourite youtubers and It’s sad to see him go Rest In Peace techno you will always be remembered you legend
It’s impossible to believe that he is gone. Every time I hear his voice in an old video, I feel sadder then ever. But it is nice knowing that he has gone to a better place after a year of suffering and fighting cancer. May he rest in piece. Fly high Techno💫🕊🐷🥺
We all come to see Technoblade, we all leave feeling happy for what he accomplished in the short time he shined brighter than most ever will. I wish his family well and that he may be remembered for his consistent upload schedule and exceptional skills.
@@JohnBrown-tw2qi well, a lot of his teammates from MM got up there, but not quite first. That spot was almost always reserved for Techno himself. _'You may ride my coattails, and achieve great power, but from this moment forth you must understand that you bow to me, Techno, the real winner here.'_
It doesn’t fit with the theme of the video, this is highlights of his gameplay... I wished he mentioned it tho. What *really* should be included are the 2 records he broke plus him getting beat by tommy lol
@@Firerr16 u dont even know how r/woosh works like say what you want but the joke doesnt make sense if he didnt quit college fast.Theres no sarcasm so how is it a joke.
God I miss him already shit hurts man... Legends never die Thank you Techno for staying positive and inspiring me to do more in my life and spend more time with my family. Hold your loved ones close guys 🙏
I can’t believe it’s been four years I know you’re in a better place But I still hope that you can see how much we all miss you And hopefully how much we love you
It’s nice to appreciate the time we had with technoblade. Looking back on these videos I truly had respect for this man. May he live in honor Rest in Piece king.
“subscribe so my dad will respect me again” techno your dad thinks the world of you and i hope you can see just how much he’s doing now for your friends and fans
20 million is the goal guys, we need to get him to it. We will miss him and I wish he was here, but he’s taking down the government in heaven. Rest easy king
@@DaCatDude0101 Techno is quite a complex individual. His goals are beyond our understanding, just as his words sew confusion and contemplation among the masses.
1:17 : Smajor1995: Do you want a bow and arrow? Techo: yea I need arrows. **Smajor drops only the bow** Techo saying quiet: Ehm u just give the bow. :c Smajor1995: 😂
one more mcc i just wanna be able to watch you win live :) i joined the comunity to late and never got the pleasure of watching you beat everyone effortlessly live x rest in peace techno
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my original MASTER PLAN for this weekend was to upload a Skyblock video yesterday and then this today, but the admins ruined me by releasing a huge skyblock update out of NOWHERE so now I've got to add more to it. I'm not lazy, I swear! ok that's all. carry on
Technoblade k
UPLOAD MORE PLS
pee
poop
I love you
right
Technobade: 'i waited 3 month for this tournament'
Everyone else: 'i waited 1 year for Technoblade to upload'
And it isn even a upload it is a compilation of the stream vod
leerypixel ikr? I’ve already seen the stream so this is literally useless to watch
literally me
Ayyy a Albanian boi
NeonPlayz Fun - Gaming/Music why are you replying to a comment with the comment?
You gotta respect Techno, man. Some youtubers lose themselves after they become famous. But not Technoblade. 200k subs or 1.5M subs he still only uploads once a decade.
Its so damn funny
XD
and now hes at 2mill, uploading once every 2 months :D
That's not a good thing tho :( I want to see him stab orphans.
@@willby_ okay that went very dark
“They call me the bingo boy”
Jschlatt didn’t like that one
Jshlit
@Smooth Yoda bruh
Jshlatt is bingo man
I call him bingoblade but ok
Baby Yoda BINGOBLADE
Techno using a wooden block vs 8 players: defeats them all with 8 hearts left
Techno and his entire team vs border: instantly dies and loses all respect from the viewers
No one can defeat the almighty border. 😂👌
The Border Is too powerful
@AkaLuna I didn't see him die.. what?
Border OP pls nerf
Border > Every player on the universe
Technoblade: updates thumbnail
TH-cam: here's your six million views
Theres only 1 mil tho
@@Jonathin uh oh, the joke failed to land. it went over the landing zone hopefully next time the joke doesn't go over the landing zone.
Big brain mastermind 200 IQ 4D Chess strategy
Wait what was the og thumbnail I’ve probably seen it but forgot
@@bitwaffles4944 recent art
Techno: *jumps around wall*
Mods: that's not how you play the game
Now the walls go past the edges of the platform, I guess this is why they started doing that
Esther Goldberg yup...
for a second i genuinely got scared that this entity was still following me after years but no it’s a half
Remember when techno did the build battle in Minecraft Monday lmao
Oh now i see you here great
12:01
‘I killed tommy!’
Techno and wilbur: *nice nice*
69 likes, *nice*
BasYL uhh no
Just killed a Tommy-feeling good!
Millie Ch
.
*_It's funny how they give Techno the equipment knowing that they're gonna get carried in hunger games_*
I'm the first comment
Nvm, the border got them
Yeye that blitz SG muscle memory comin in handy!
Lol yeah
*_i dont know why you felt the need to type out your comment with all this unnecessary extra formatting_*
We have discovered Technoblade's one weakness.
A team
And tnt
DIOISM shhhhhhh
caitrin ; - ; I see you guys rewatching this with me too 👀
Also
Nightmare Form
Yes. But like *same*
Other streamers' chat when losing: Aww, poor thing. You did your best, well done!!1
Technoblade's chat: You fool, you've failed your entire bloodline, thus you'll be put as an outcast from society. No man in history shall ever forgive you.
American parents vs Asian parents
T E C H N O B A D
FBI techno’s chat is like asian parents
This man has extremely high expectations lmao
kinda feel bad
Techno: “so bingo is like pvp but you want to find people who are trying to play it single player right?”
*that's how bingo works*
@@captain_noo grandma mafia time
You have ears?
BasYL no
@@captain_noo *i think*
Techno cant become overcome with fame, hes built his image on being egotistical.
One of his 1st jokes was based on how he doesnt lose fights and never dies, i mean hell, hes been the god of pvp since before mc monday.
This man is a legend, just ask him
Did you see how he celebrates 100k subs, I expected to get here sooner, chop-chop, 100k is cool its 1% cool!
that's my fav line!
@@slowpoison7800 and for 4 million he posted "40%" lmao
@@zongi700 That's all part of his mastaa plann
@@slowpoison7800
That’s was 1 million subs and yes, we need to chop chop
LMAO the "just ask him" part killed me
Techno is the only person who doesn't make me mad when he brags
Lol same because he has the most bragging rights out of everyone
@@DonnaJordan1964 yeah
Because that's his persona
No matter how serious he is it always sounds sarcastic
his monotone voice makes him sound sarcastic
I feel like Wilbur Soot was born to play with Technoblade
To balance him?
Finn Angus oop.
@@finnangus1668 doesn't everyone balance technoblade lmfao
@@rubberband9581 Eh Philza is a pretty good sidekick
@@finnangus1668 phil is a legend in his own right wdym
Technoblade after realizing that he can just change the title and thumbnail to get free views: stonks
Techno figuring out he could just change the titles and thumbnails of videos instead of actually uploading:
Nice pfp
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
-Sun Tzu
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!"
-Sun Tzu
'Fight your enemy to win. Those who lose, are defeated by their opponent.'
-Sun Tzu
“In war there is but one favorable moment; the great art is to seize it!”
-Napoleon
"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."
- Sun Tzu
"Appear"
- John cena
This video should be called “Phil is my best friend let me prove it to you in 18 minutes”
Techno every mcc
*technoblade: comes first.*
*everyone:* eeh, u did ok that round.
*Technoblade comes second.*
*Everyone:* UGH, Your so bad.. Your a disgrace to your family!
haha no matter what, hes still the best
@@basyl4183 nah
You’re
deathsyther177 he’s like shroud but he’s not good at anything else
Comrade SKYSVR he was an English major
Asian parents in a nutshell
techno if you changed the thumbnail and tittle to boost the video then you did a good job because im actually rewatching this rn
True doe
it was because the art for the thumbnails were traced from another artist, and techno was contacted and changed the thumbnails out of respect for the original artists design
Normal people playing Rocket Spleef: pew pew pew. Techno playing: T E C H N O P L A N E
I’m the 400’th like :)
Go subscribe to me thank you
@Leo Johansson immature
BasYL you sub to me first lol you will be #25
“It may nolonger be year of the pig but it is year of the rat, that is why tommy is doing so well.”
yes, that is a thing he said, and you're not funny.
I loved when he said that
Qwertyuiop yes that is why quotes are around it
- Sun Tzu
Other people are quoting this lol
Techno: They call me the Bingo Boy
jshlatt would like to know your location
Hbomb94 would like to know your location.
POV: He changed the thumbnail and title, so you clicked on it
I see Techno in recommends: I click
yes
yep, spot on
Si
Exactly I was like oh new video? I click now
it wouldn't be a technoblade video without the three main ingredients: death, suffering and mayhem
And bullying Tommy.
And taking his time
And destroying orphans
And
And cyberbullying
“yes, that is a thing he said, and you’re not funny.” -Qwertyuiop
"-Sun Tzu" - Dogol
"I loved when he said that" -Maggie Simkins
Qwertyuiop
"Thank you sun tzu, very cool" -me
Imma head out -me
Hypixel:we might have to reschedule the next tournament to a more “convenient” time
convenient time: *Technoblade at the airport*
To see how far he’s gotten since this video is astonishing, he was one of my favourite youtubers and It’s sad to see him go
Rest In Peace techno you will always be remembered you legend
He was my favourite subscriber not one of them🥺🥺
same I feel like crying
RIP
I'm glad I'm not the only one who is binge watching every single one of his videos to honor his memory
@@ethangerstein636 he will be back on judge meant day.
"I'm dropping a disney frick" - Wilbur
why did you comment this? like, yes, that is a thing he said, and you're not funny.
Qwertyuiop does it matter what is it it’s fricking illegal???
Qwertyuiop bruh it’s a funny moment from the video, let him have his fun
@@Qwertyuiop-em7wg I never claimed to be funny, just making a comment on a youtube video, it's not that deep, relax.
@@Qwertyuiop-em7wg You don't need to comment this on every fricking quote.
Strawberry: Im pretty bad at parkour. Literally 5 seconds later
"Megans only good at building".
Techno:Welp we lost
She's the reason they lost
@@Subsciberswithnovideos-hq7jv they lost but techno won. He was on the winners stage.
@@Subsciberswithnovideos-hq7jv no lmao, she wasn't the only bad player on the team.
Nospotic not ANYONE
she was trying her best, this event was just for fun :)
8:58 Can’t go over it, can’t go under it, have to go around it!
Techno is constantly outsmarting the competition lolol
seriously. and killing players for bingo items. techno outsmarting the game creators
Miss Ously we need a compilation of techno breaking games, like the spleef lunger and block glitches and stuff
@@snowandcats12 manifesting...
@**PinkWolf Gacha** YES THAT'S WHAT IT'S FROM THANKS LOL I COULDN'T REMEMBER AND IT WAS BUGGING ME xD
I knew it, I knew he's bound to abuse the changing thumbnail algorithm. Free views from the Potato War finale persuaded him.
no its because he found out the art was traced....
Remember in Minecraft Monday when Techno made fun of people dying to the border...
*Yeah me neither*
@Leo Johansson gate keeping much.
Leo Johansson lmao what is wrong with u?
@Leo Johansson lmao its a joke
Go subscribe to me thank you
@Leo Johansson YES BUT WHY WOULD WE REMEMBER TECHNO DYING >:((((((((((((((((((((
“Red rabbits” was foreshadowing for the legendary rabbit pet to ultimately defeat epicsquidkid in the potato wars...
Not even close
Techno has come. He’s like a king that doesn’t realize he’s a tyrant.
And I’m like a peasant who doesn’t realize it.
ok boomer
@@baterwottle2400 yikes
well you just realized.
“There’s some lovely filth down here!”
“We’re living in a dictatorship!”
I'm pretty sure techno knows hes a tyrant
It’s impossible to believe that he is gone. Every time I hear his voice in an old video, I feel sadder then ever. But it is nice knowing that he has gone to a better place after a year of suffering and fighting cancer. May he rest in piece. Fly high Techno💫🕊🐷🥺
I wish its death is prank 😭🐖
“Phil is the closest to perfect as it gets” 🥺🥺
@Tim Wanger cuzz there friends
While techno *is* perfect
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timestamps ?
claralano 16:48
Any Minecraft tournament: *exists*
Technoblade: Imma bout to end this mans career
TNT: let me introduce myself
What about the tnt run minecraft monday winstreak
@Not a Weeaboo i mean you got a point but he placed the tnt to escape thinking it wouldnt go off so does the tnt have something against him or what
@Not a Weeaboo and the tnt teamed with the border
Ma_Name_ Is_Jaff_49 gets absolutely wrecked by most teams lmao
Technoblade with a shield but in 1.8 = G O D
me : "none can beat Technoblade"
world border : *"Are you sure about that?!"*
POV: You realized that Technoblade is changing all of his thumbnails and titles to get more views so you decide to click on it anyway
I think it may have been traced like the potato war thumbnail because this thumbnail was actually used for a hypixel livestream around a year ago
finally a tounament that didn’t mess with techno’s schedule
What schedule
@@lorekeeper685 LOL
noframes ok, we don’t care about that
GoldenDocSonic did I ask for your opinion
Hypixel: Wait thats illegal
Ph1Lz: *dies*
Techno: * surprised Pikachu face*
I thought he only died every 5 years
Nghia Nguyen Has it been another five years already? That went fast
i think so
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BasYL no
“We’re gonna be winning this tournament”
he he he, yup
.
So sad Tommy didnt win
I'd like but it's at 69 and I'm too immature to change it
wining
Well now it's not
We all come to see Technoblade, we all leave feeling happy for what he accomplished in the short time he shined brighter than most ever will.
I wish his family well and that he may be remembered for his consistent upload schedule and exceptional skills.
We all miss techno
I just wish it was any other youtuber, it had to be the best one which is sad
everyone :respect comments
Technoblade's intro:
The Gang Suffers in
MINECRAFT CHAMPIONSHIP
subscribe so my dad will respect me again
@@Daemo_alt Well, I'm pretty sure his dad respected him
Probably more than he may ever have known
My username says it all
No one:
Wilbur: I CAME THIRD IN MINECRAFT MONDAYS
I’m gonna drop a Disney Frick
Wilbur
When Wilb becomes better...
Didn’t almost everyone else who teamed with techno get 1st place?
@@JohnBrown-tw2qi well, a lot of his teammates from MM got up there, but not quite first. That spot was almost always reserved for Techno himself. _'You may ride my coattails, and achieve great power, but from this moment forth you must understand that you bow to me, Techno, the real winner here.'_
He didn’t even mention the elevator :(
He forgot to show his new bingo high score after the tournament ended too.
Lucas Harvey I know! At least we were there
😂 lol
It doesn’t fit with the theme of the video, this is highlights of his gameplay... I wished he mentioned it tho. What *really* should be included are the 2 records he broke plus him getting beat by tommy lol
This post is very important
I clicked on this video faster than Techno quit college.
he quit college after 5 yrs or something so...
@@micahftw6432 r/woooosh
@@Firerr16 u dont even know how r/woosh works like say what you want but the joke doesnt make sense if he didnt quit college fast.Theres no sarcasm so how is it a joke.
@@Firerr16 r/ihavereddit
well no shit, im pretty sure anyone can click a notification in a faster time than 3 years.
Anyone else on a Technoblade marathon after hearing the news?
Also, Rest In Peace, Techno. May you never die.
I'm gonna watch all his videos to honor the king [Pig+++]Technoblade
Yep
Yes, Rest In Peace techno
Honestly his vids are so entertaining they make me laugh more then make me sad
Me: I've already watched it
My brain: Do it again
It‘s free serotonin!
New tournament: *Exists
Technoblade:
*Whomst has awakened the ancient one*
dude you have like 3 or 4 comments on this 1 vid chill out
@@buglad3325 ikr he posted the worst memez
@@piergiorgio919 m e m e z
Last time I was this early, Techno was playing sky wars
I legit just woke up and saw this.
Coincidence?
I think not
Ngl kinda miss those videos
Last time I was this early he played blitz sg
Last time I was this early he killed the owner of mineplex
last time i was this early he was still playing town of salem
I just love how techno says things like “y’all thought it was BM when it was really 5 billion IQ tactics”
“Trying to chill out here. Who does he think he is?” “This was not an ideal turn of events”
Everyone in hypixel has been trained to know how to run when u see the name techno blade in ur game
by taht u mean die right
In case of Technoblade, we recommend an equal and opposite reaction.
Beeline OUTTA HERE.
Technoblade: *"I chose my skin for this moment"*
I seriously love how when he fails he just goes ah-
Hitmen got em before the comment fini
Wilbur: I'm going to drop a Disney *FRICK* right now.
Me: wait wat
Came back to remember, RIP king. Truly provided the best.
I’ve never realized how such a tank Wilbur can be with Techno
2:15 That man really did reference LDShadowLady going on Tom Scott's YT gameshow
i came to the comment looking for who was referencing what at that point, so thank you!!
I'm rewatching this and techno calling Phil a god is hilarious! Techno is Phil's #1 fan
And Guardian because Techno always saves Phil from Baby Zombies in The DreamSMP
@@himanishmandal9556 true very true
Nobody:
Technoblade, who went to into the border just to kill one more team:
*My goals are beyond your understandings*
Like in fortnite when an entire squad goes into 10 tic storm just to kill you...
@@immasnarl292 FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE
Technoblade: finally uploads
me: I've already WATCHED THIS :(
Everyone: crafting
Techno: killing is the real solution in bingo
POV: your here rewatching all his content to remember how great he actually was
This is not the moment to make povs on this channel
God I miss him already shit hurts man... Legends never die Thank you Techno for staying positive and inspiring me to do more in my life and spend more time with my family. Hold your loved ones close guys 🙏
0:10 he always was.
0:09 "Subscribe so my dad will respect me again" hits different and hard now.
pretty sure this was supposed to be "I waited 3 months for this tournament"
it was
This video could have been made in iMovie and nobody would know, and that’s why technoblade is one of my favorite yt
gandhi or some shit plot twist: it was made in imovie
Technoblade: *Jumps around the slime wall
Another wall incoming:
*I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
Technoblade and Wilbur are the best Minecraft Duo since Skeppy and BBH
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
Blood for the Blood God.
Rest In Peace.
Technoblade protecting Wilbur by editing out all the simping he did
Smh
He simped? At what point in the stream
@@Idkfxczk Wilbur is the master simp
He also pluged a person
Go subscribe to me thank you
ill always remember the gasp wilbur did when techno took his shirt off
When Techno uploads
*i am speed*
Technos upload schedule
*i am not quite speed*
I can’t believe it’s been four years
I know you’re in a better place
But I still hope that you can see how much we all miss you
And hopefully how much we love you
POV : you saw the thumbnail and you thought this was a new video.
*watches the beginning*
*flashbacks to MC Monday*
"Oh how the turn tables"
It’s nice to appreciate the time we had with technoblade. Looking back on these videos I truly had respect for this man. May he live in honor Rest in Piece king.
i actually enjoy re watching these old videos, and i can't help but smile, rest in peace king...
Watching your videos hit differently now.
Rest Easy Dave. Technoblade will live on forever with us.
That Dave prank was hilarious
He is doesnt Dave he is Alex
@@AxePvPEnjoyer no. Hes Dave
The dev intended strat: Jump but like at the right time
Techno: Performs multiple neos in a row
the game: bingo is for scavenging
techno: are you sure about that
im sorry about your cancer my dude. i hope you get better. stay strong
“subscribe so my dad will respect me again” techno your dad thinks the world of you and i hope you can see just how much he’s doing now for your friends and fans
Technoblade: i waited three months for this Minecraft tournament
Me: I waited three months for Technoblade to upload.
Minecraft Championship: Was 3 years ago
Techno: Lets Upload this today
GG you are the best ;D
20 million is the goal guys, we need to get him to it. We will miss him and I wish he was here, but he’s taking down the government in heaven. Rest easy king
Rest easy, Techno. You had a huge positive impact on the Minecraft community.
People who were actually there at the stream must be laughing. That includes me.
Mhm
Any game that doesn't involve pvp: exists
Technoblade: They called me a madman.
Man, it hasn't even been a day and I already miss him.
We're all rewatching his old vids aren't we
yeah, miss him so much.
any other youtuber's chat when they lose: awwww that's too bad at least you tried
techno + tommy's chat: *L*
you've clearly never seen Tommy's chat lol
12:44 “TechnoPlaaanee Hahahahahaha
POV: you already watched this video but your watching it again because techno changed the thumbnail.
Technoblade: Was a minor in English
Also doesn't capitalize "i" in the title
Yet he spells out three instaid of just saying 3
@@DaCatDude0101 Techno is quite a complex individual. His goals are beyond our understanding, just as his words sew confusion and contemplation among the masses.
@@DaCatDude0101 technically, and generally, for numbers less than ten, you should spell it out but it's not very commonplace so whatever.
Didn't he major in it?
Most people are in highschool and minors
TH-cam channels I have subbed to: Blue dot
Technoblade: This is discrimination
*omg finally, you’re alive!!*
LOL
CC - 04DC - Floradale PS (1277) *_now wait just a second..._*
1:17 :
Smajor1995: Do you want a bow and arrow?
Techo: yea I need arrows.
**Smajor drops only the bow**
Techo saying quiet: Ehm u just give the bow. :c
Smajor1995:
😂
one more mcc i just wanna be able to watch you win live :) i joined the comunity to late and never got the pleasure of watching you beat everyone effortlessly live x
rest in peace techno
He is dead 💔