I love when the video switches perspectives. You just hear the yelling of you tubers and suddenly technoblades calm voice comes out of nowhere saying “heck”
Adam Techno being offered a [PIG] rank in hypixel. Techno blade: SKILL ACTIVATE! Also techno : *Slaughters childhood dream Techno: I Got Paid!. . . And I also got 5k but it’s not the point.
Technoblades that guy that makes a really funny joke and nobody listened to it so he graduates with a Doctorate in Theoretical Physics then runs for every office positions then finally gets the presidency just to make that joke again so people can hear him
I think it's hilarious that he basically did the same thing he set out to do when he started playing survival games on this channel, where he had a compilation of himself killing every major TH-camr playing survival games at the time. He did the exact same thing completely by accident on a much larger scale and it was glorious and a fever dream to witness live.
@@Ominous_b the money goes partly to technos family and partly to the sarcoma foundation so I don't feel bad about keeping it, it's only five a month so I'll keep it as long as I can afford it, I was a sponsor for 3+ years before he passed. Also don't worry about it, it's a valid question.
the fact that he was getting ignored and now youtubers will literally scream at the top of their lungs when they hear the name Technoblade, absolute legend.
@@alleghanyonce Killing a streamer is the same as killing any other person, sure, they are a lot more popular than your average joe but that doesn't make the chances of killing/meeting them any rarer than killing/meeting a stranger.
@@resetti2040 What? I'm just saying that seeing someone famous is extremely rare, that is basic information. There are only a few million people with a Wikipedia page, for instance, out of over 7 billion people that makes it pretty rare.
"I'm toxic as a joke, I want to be friends with everyone here, ok? Abseloutly everyone, besides JSchlatt. Hate that guy." *1 year later* DreamSMP: Government
Still love rewatching his old videos sometimes. Probably rewatched this one idk how many number of times. Feels weird its been almost 2 years already since his death. Rest in peace techno.
Came here for the memories. I remember watching this live as a kid in junior high without any concerns in life playing minecraft all day now i already finished high school doing full stack development as a job and next week I am starting a service year volunteering for FIRST robotics . A lot of stuff can change in 5 years… miss you man
1 whole year with out techno. rest in peace techno. you have brought great memories to everyone. we will continue to honour you and look up to you. rest well legend
I love how techno was both known for being the kindest most polite guy in existence in real life, and simultaneously the scariest most frightening and murderous in game
I still remember watching Minecraft Monday in 2019 and thinking who is this pig guy everyone's scared of. A few days after that I just sat all day watching your videos and loving your content. I'm honestly shocked at the news and I just want to thank you for everything you have done. Goodbye Techno and thank you
*HOLD UP* Lets just think about this for a minute, Technoblade has single handedly turned a Battle Royal/Hunger Games gamemode in to a game of cat and mouse.
It’s December 1st, 2024, I watch you my freshmen year of college this time 5 years ago with my sister to celebrate Christmas. We miss you Techno, I hope your up there 1v1ing god
TNT is Techno’s weakness, his kryptonite. If you ever encounter a Techno in the wild, be sure to have a stick of TNT or any long red cylindrical object and wave it around, it’ll scare him off.
I love how the people that attack techno are always under-equipped or not as good as him and those who actually have the armour to fight him always run just out of fear.
25:00 imagine if he could go back in time to when he just started his minecraft youtube channel and tell himself he would peak with 850 000 viewers on stream.
I love when the video switches perspectives. You just hear the yelling of you tubers and suddenly technoblades calm voice comes out of nowhere saying “heck”
@Max Figura best line in this thing by far....I laughed so hard....
@Max Figura He killed Schlatt three games in a row. Schlatt wqas so confident that he was gonna kill Techno in the first one too.
*hecc*
idk why but it satisfies me sooo much lmao
@@maddoxgodwin3188a
I love how everyone freaks out when they see him and techno calmly says
“Hmm,I think that’s the guy that killed me last round”
With *TNT*
@@Bomber-dt6ej wot
Ali Raza it’s very menacing.
Ali Raza listen if you kill techno when he’s weak you have *LEGALLY* signed your chance of winning Minecraft Monday away
Damn,it's been some time
kills famous youtubers: stonefaced
gets identified as a raw porkchop: *screams in excietment*
Tomek
On 10 person kill streak:
Favorite item is his icon:
OH MY GODD
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is what i love about techno (´∀`)
Techno summed up in one comment 😂
*happiness noises*
EXCITEMENT MY A-
Seeing Technoblade approaching you at high speeds on a tracker would be terrifying
“i heard you was conflicted and i thought i’d stop by to reaffirm your faith in the one true minecraft god”
@Frostgamer88 Well no shit
Rip techno
technoblade is 100 blocks from your location and rapidly approaching
start running (it does not help)
Closest player: Technoblade (100 m)
(90 m)
(80 m)
Techno: i’ve killed DanTDM and ninja today, my whole bucket list is being checked off.
Err, techno I think that’s called a hit list
They kicked the bucket.
Bucket list is list of things you want to do before death. Who knows what techno put on his.
moron
Rip techno died because he finished his bucket list and Did not know what it means
@@Xanthopathy r/wooosh
"It was like high school all over again but everyone's famous."
That sounds like literal hell lmao
I just died a little inside when he said that.
Lol same
danganronpa😶
@Jin Shuaiyan wat?
Imagine the blackmail.
10,000 dollars on the line:
Technoblade:
Pig Rank on the line:
Technoblade: *activates sicko mode*
Piggo mode
@@brugmoment2343 😂😂
Also techno asks for steering wheel
ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL
Adam
Techno being offered a [PIG] rank in hypixel.
Techno blade: SKILL ACTIVATE!
Also techno : *Slaughters childhood dream
Techno: I Got Paid!. . . And I also got 5k but it’s not the point.
"HE'S COMING HE WANTS REVENGE FOR LAST GAME!" junky janker
"oh wait is this the guy that tnted me last game" techno
@@sagardoesntexist yes it is hence the minecraft monday week 1 in the description
Technoblades that guy that makes a really funny joke and nobody listened to it so he graduates with a Doctorate in Theoretical Physics then runs for every office positions then finally gets the presidency just to make that joke again so people can hear him
why is this so accurrate
Then he realises the mic wasn't on
@@dazeyndrowsy then he abolishes the government as the president
yep
cool but what types of guys have you met
I am from the future and Technoblade will get the PIG rank permanently
Harveeeyy!!
He gonna get paiiiiiiid
TapL Hm I am from the far future
14 likes on a TapL comment from 11 months ago.
More then 1k likes on a random comment from 2 months ago.
I’m even farther in the future
"I'm being suffocated by my social anxiety."
Truer words never spoken.
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Wise words from a wise man
Suga San?
@@user-fj1cq4ju9x 👀
Couldnt have been said better
I think it's hilarious that he basically did the same thing he set out to do when he started playing survival games on this channel, where he had a compilation of himself killing every major TH-camr playing survival games at the time. He did the exact same thing completely by accident on a much larger scale and it was glorious and a fever dream to witness live.
You still pay for membership? Don’t you think your paying for nothing
No offence I don’t mean to be rude I’m just questioning it
@@Ominous_b the money goes partly to technos family and partly to the sarcoma foundation so I don't feel bad about keeping it, it's only five a month so I'll keep it as long as I can afford it, I was a sponsor for 3+ years before he passed.
Also don't worry about it, it's a valid question.
@@SlackowI’m glad to see another person still carrying the blade in his honor o7
@@Slackow plus you get a cute lil sword next to your name
He also showed his elbow covered in white, in this stream. I feel like it was foreshadowing.
I like how everyone is screaming or shouting “IT’S TECHNO” but techno is just vibin
he do be vibin doe 😳
shan drinks water exactly
YEA but the fear man, he is unstoppable, count that there's pig rank in
yes, yes he is
Shed Productions I love the thumbnail
Everyone: *sees technoblade*
Also Everyone: *imma pretend like I didn’t see that and walk the other way*
Goodbye pigman you never saw me
6:22 **Techno starts running like flash in the railings**
Logdotzip: Why do I hear boss music?
Ikr
He went from “he has armor, dont attack” to “oh he has full prot 4 diamond? *i want it* “
Character development
lol that's true
Lol
truuuuue
28:34 Oh how the foreshadowing
the fact that he was getting ignored and now youtubers will literally scream at the top of their lungs when they hear the name Technoblade, absolute legend.
Hearing techno talk about how bloodthirsty he is in his monotone voice gives me hope
urPrifilePicIsPerfectToThisComment
He’s getting revenge for the murdering of his brethren
Avenging his brethren by killing millions of pigs to make a sword in skyblock...
Sansouchi I was the 1k like
Die
-Technoblade
The contrast between techno’s chillness and the rest of the players freaking out makes me laugh
Meanwhile, Techno is trying to plug in a steering wheel
same looooool
Other youtuber: AAHHHHHHHH ITS TECHNOBLADE FRIK RUUUUUUUUUUN
Technoblade: Get em', bois.
who knew that he is just using 0% of his power
DrierFire techno: get em'
I love how techno blade just casually says “I’m killing ninja give me a second”
@mehdi Haddou Killing someone with a lot of popularity actually isn’t normal.
@@alleghanyonce How so?
@@resetti2040 How many famous streamers do you come across on a daily basis? I would say not many.
@@alleghanyonce Killing a streamer is the same as killing any other person, sure, they are a lot more popular than your average joe but that doesn't make the chances of killing/meeting them any rarer than killing/meeting a stranger.
@@resetti2040 What? I'm just saying that seeing someone famous is extremely rare, that is basic information. There are only a few million people with a Wikipedia page, for instance, out of over 7 billion people that makes it pretty rare.
I wish that "Made 4 years ago" was "Made 4 hours ago"
Real
Same..
Sane
its painful to see that this was made that long ago i miss this era lowk
Its not fun to go back and watch all his vids just to realize there never will be any new ones;/
Junky: OH MY GOD RUN HE WANTS REVENGE IT'S TECHNO RUN OH MY GODDD
Techno: I think that's the guy who TNT'd me last game
I think, *ITS A POSIBILITY*
Techno is Saitama confirmed
Junky’s plans to eliminate the middle class were foiled.
Junky: you ruined my entire life
Techno: I don’t even know who you are
But while I was winning $10000 and having fun, squid kid was already farmin’ potatoes!
You know what, I never really thought about that. Squid Kid was ahead of the game
@@bryanp5843 Yet he still wound up behind Techno even after all this time... he might catch up eventually
If you want to defeat me.......
Well here we are, and now techno has started a minecraft SMP just to hide his true powers of potato farming
This is actually gold
Technoblade’s “bucket list” is actually just a Minecraft hit list
Edit: Rest in Peace Technoblade
Riablo we all knew he had one
Riablo KNEW IT
It’s not 420 likes anymore hah got u
Comrade SKYSVR you’re a monster.
Riablo LMAOI
I love that nothing gave him more bloodlust than the steering wheel not working.
"I'm toxic as a joke, I want to be friends with everyone here, ok? Abseloutly everyone, besides JSchlatt. Hate that guy."
*1 year later*
DreamSMP: Government
not any more
He predicted the future
All seeing eye
Government is no more.
Rip
Junky: "OOH THEY'RE UP HERE, RUN"
Techno: "Oh, I think that's the guy who TNT'ed me last game"
In Techno's eyes, you are not Gumball. In Techno's eyes, you are nothing but a difficulty level.
QuantumBlur but stronger LOL
@@quantumblauthor7300 honestly so accurate for technos mentality with all enemies xD
"Everyone's heroes are here and I'm gonna stab all of them."
- Technoblade
10 more likes from now.. you gon have 666 likes
Imma make that a poster.
me: technoblade you're my hero
Supersmashbros in a nutshell
techno dont commit and i dont mean college
Ninja: “Whatever the other guy’s name is I forgot.”
TECHNOBLADE: “clout denied”
E
E
Other TH-camrs: *Ignores Technoblade*
Teachnoblade: *So you have chosen... death.*
It's treason then
True
*NOW SENPAI IS GOING TO NOTICE ME*
yeah i love teachnoblade bro
Lol im laughing so hard
I love the pure fear on people's faces when they realize techno see's them and is coming for them
Lol same
Lmao same
Lol
Hello
Carson's was literally priceless
i love how this vid is a year old and there’s still comments from one hour ago
So long minecrafters live
*Me, rewatching all of Technos videos:*
@@cometseternity1982 same😂
Kat And Kass Playz Gacha Life lmao me too
I didn't even knew it's already been a year
Still love rewatching his old videos sometimes. Probably rewatched this one idk how many number of times. Feels weird its been almost 2 years already since his death. Rest in peace techno.
“Except jshlatt I hate that guy”
This is what we call foreshadowing
ANARCHY!!!
I love the character development
timestamp?
@@eggtastic3555 25:42
DREAM SMP WAS SCRIPTED, TOO BE SCRIPTED SO THAT JSCHLATT BECOMES THE ANARCHIST
Techno : I'm toxic as a joke. I wanna be friends with everyone here. Except jschlatt hate that guy.
jschlatt : I've been *murdered.*
Literally
*_dead body reported_*
how ironic.. maybe foreshadowing the storyline of manberg?
@@lemonaid_5501 mhm
@@lemonaid_5501 perhaps
The pure happiness in his voice when he went “IM A PORKCHOP”
Yes lol 😂 😂
Lol
Time stamp
Lol
Yes lmao
My favourite quote “He’s so! *dead*, he’s so! *not alive*”
Jschlatt: “Oh shit he’s good!?” Oh the blissful ignorance when no-one knew who Technoblade was
400+ LIKES NO REPLY
ye
Nowadays, Jschlatt knows to not only not pick fights with Technoblade, but to steer clear if he's holding a crossbow and fireworks.
@@SolstaceWinters I mean jschlatt could kill techno in the smp pretty easy before he died but the script prevents him
@@finja2164 what? How?
It's amazing how such a daunting, fearless man, the epitome of perfection, drinks water from a Dora sippy cup.
stay hydrated
Fun fact: Dora cannot find the ocean until you tell her where it is.
That's the Chalice of the Gods it appears to whatever they relate to most
That how techno talks
Magellanic dude that’s where he gets his powers
"We have a player tracker"
"Oh it's technoblade"
*goes in the opposite direction*
I would to
honestly who wouldn't
Fearless are you kidding I do not need a last name. People who have a couple stacks of tnt
Literally technoblade gets a stone axe some minutes later technoblade kills evreyone
It was the only logical conclusion
Came here for the memories. I remember watching this live as a kid in junior high without any concerns in life playing minecraft all day now i already finished high school doing full stack development as a job and next week I am starting a service year volunteering for FIRST robotics .
A lot of stuff can change in 5 years… miss you man
❤
The swearing fillers where techno just added child friendly bad words with dry humour is just gold
true
true
I loved it
Dhfbst
the dubbing was epic so soulless XD
Famous TH-camr: *exists*
Techno: NERD SPOTTED, COMMENCING STABBING SEQUENCE
This is now how you get a sub
Techno: you are being stabbed.
Don't resist.
It genuinely makes me smile whenever people start screaming in fear in Technoblade’s presence
poggers
@That Boi I mean, a lot of them didnt even know who technoblade was, just saw in their chats "Technoblades gonna slam you, pog champ"
"AAAHHHADGAUFYRIOUTREPRH ITRS TECHNO!!!!!11!21!!! ITSTECHNOBLADE!!!! RUUNNN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN"
Techno fans - *smiles fondly*
@@flux0706 But techno now dead
1 whole year with out techno. rest in peace techno. you have brought great memories to everyone. we will continue to honour you and look up to you. rest well legend
Same
Couldn’t have said it better
Meanwhile on mrbeast's stream:
"How do I get out of the boat"
Luca Barbieri
Pewdiepie: “YOU DONT”
😂😂
Lol
@yer da Your pfp make this comment very funny to read
What did you do this monday?
*Stabbed Ninja in Minecraft*
this monday*
woah.
well it was monday but okay
Daniel Romeo thats habitude
Fixed it
9:44 after technoblade slaughters jschlatt you can see carson running in the background to his inevitable doom of the gravel trap.
You can hear him open the doomed chest at 9:57 if you listen close enough. XD
@@SparklingWater445 hell yeah ni- i mean bro
@@SparklingWater445 a man of culture
This one event sparked a beginning of a whole new era for minecraft on youtube
I love how techno was both known for being the kindest most polite guy in existence in real life, and simultaneously the scariest most frightening and murderous in game
and being the funniest all at the same time :') gonna miss him
Plus comedic.
Real Life: The Saint
Minecraft: *Doom Music plays*
Duality of man
Dream Stan’s can cry
Everyone: Sweat
Techno: Tries to connect steering wheel
To be fair, he only did it after his win was basically guaranteed.
It would've been hilarious if he got a kill with a steering wheel
666 LIKES OMG
haha this made my day
...so are you ignoring every single game before that?
28:30
Techno: You're making me look like a idiot in front of 20 thousand people
Also Techno: *has dora the explora cup*
loo
He also has Dora the explorer bag
It gives him power
Insomniatypical HAHAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Bro you dissing Dora?
Gumball cleaning both Techno and Shotgun in that one game will never not be funny.
From other people's povs it looks like Techno is thirsting for kills.
From Techno's pov other people just look bad at the game
This is true, I don't know if I like it.
@@maze7376 you should, just watch The Great Potato War
@@Case2_0 I did, I just saw a beast fighting for potatos.
He is not thirsting for kills he is thirsting for pig rank
This power...it’s too much for 1 man, POWER CORRUPTS!!!
I still remember watching Minecraft Monday in 2019 and thinking who is this pig guy everyone's scared of. A few days after that I just sat all day watching your videos and loving your content. I'm honestly shocked at the news and I just want to thank you for everything you have done. Goodbye Techno and thank you
That’s exactly how I feel rewatching this tonight. I remember watching Bajan Canadians perspective and seeing technoblade and I was immediately hooked
Technoblade never dies
Rip techno he will never die in our hearts
Technoblade never dies
@@thecheesyskull88 yes, he will forever remain in our hearts, techno truly never dies
5k: "ah yeah whatever guess ill participate"
1 week pig rank: *activates terminator mode*
Have to appreciate techno's editing at 21:44
Happy new year to the legend who never dies, and never will die.
*HOLD UP* Lets just think about this for a minute, Technoblade has single handedly turned a Battle Royal/Hunger Games gamemode in to a game of cat and mouse.
Yeetus Cheetus it’s not a battle Royale. It’s hunger games. Battle royales are hunger games
@@ImmaSlapYoFaceMC It is a Battle Royal because of the closing circle. They are just in a hunger games map.
they’re just similar
@@yeetuscheetus2112 Hunger games also had a sort of closing circle.
tru tru
This is a top tier thumbnail I won't lie
Haha arm go brrrrrrr
Ikr
How tf is he so smart but acts 12 😂 it’s great
You mean /top
Only reason we clicked on it 😂
This dude straight up murdered my childhood pvp champs
No joke mah dud
childhood ruined on a whole nother level
@@Niiue *nether level
Niiue coming from my mine.
Galaxy's Adventures
you just ruined a jojo reference
It’s December 1st, 2024, I watch you my freshmen year of college this time 5 years ago with my sister to celebrate Christmas. We miss you Techno, I hope your up there 1v1ing god
Amen
TNT is Techno’s weakness, his kryptonite. If you ever encounter a Techno in the wild, be sure to have a stick of TNT or any long red cylindrical object and wave it around, it’ll scare him off.
That would have been helpful yesterday.. I encountered a wild techno and now I'm in hospital🏥🏥
@@vinnzs This is a good reply
@@vinnzs I'm sorry but you really should have known better they are very territorial and aggressive it's just your fault in general
now, I don't wanna be a jerk but a stick of tnt is not correct, a stick of dynamite is the single thing, tnt is a bunch of dynamite together
@@mrLeL-vo1on yeah I know but basically any explosive that’s red and long should scare him.
Meanwhile: Pewdiepie is mining gravel with a diamond pickaxe
Stepping on his crops
How minecraft is _meant_ to be played
Felix is learning scarily fast though, props to him for tht
Catching fish with a bucket
Not hitting pigman🤔
“I’ll be friends with everyone, except for Schlatt I hate that guy”
That comment aged badly
@@technospyform1578 ? How
@@onepiece8368 week 6
@@technospyform1578 he was joking tho?
OMG SCALTT PPZZZ GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT
„Everyone’s childhood hero is here and I am going to step all of them“ got me
Other TH-camrs: "ITS TECHNOBLADE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Technoblade: Oh hey it's [famous YT].
GET EM!!!
james gablinez lmao
Skeppy : Im gonna win this match
Techno : *hold my pig rank*
also techno: ok dont hold it i actually really want it and dont want anyone to take it from me
*never mind i take it back*
is your pfp soda popinski
Thats not how the "Joke" works but ok
I love how Technoblade sensors others swears with his own.
.
Stsap
Pog:
“Censored”
@@lornawoodhouse3948 "censors"
My recommendations page brings these back every couple of months. Always makes me smile
I love how the people that attack techno are always under-equipped or not as good as him and those who actually have the armour to fight him always run just out of fear.
Other people: oh they have diamond armor
TechnoBlade: ooo free armor.
The wise fears the lion
The art of fear
smart people get armor.
smart people run away.
Fools think themselves wise, but the wise know that they are but fools.
“All of our childhood heroes are here and im going to stab them all” technoblade-
guys help me beat tapL in likes
PopularMMos wasn't there and now I'm disappointed.
Jackson Pesses rip
Sculaki Humba oh my god- I remember watching all of stampy’s videos when I was 5-6 years old.
stampy was the best.
@Drainzzz mine was thediamondminecrat
Jschlatt: Die techno
*Gets his ass handed to him*
OH GOD HE’S GOOD
Basically everyone’s thoughts when they first encountered with Techno.
Hey Techno. Happy 2025. TH-cam still isn't the same without you. Fly High, Blood God.
Techno: **is an English major**
Also Techno: _yOu aRE diE._
@@RealZynexx The Thumbnail is actually good
It's called the art of fun
“it was accident”
English (Technobalde)
r/wooosh
Then: Stabbing skywars players for coins
Now: Stabbing popular Minecraft youtubers for real money
Well done Technoblade!!
children not skywars players* just sayin
TotallyKai not just mc youtubers
Climbin' on up in the world.
stonks
You mean stabbing children for coins while talking about soap.
technoblade: *is chill when fighting other youtubers*
technoblade: *sees skeppy* omg its skeppy
*nerd spotted, commence kill sequence*
@@runic3063 im ur 14th like
Kiwii- desu it’s cause their friends
TH-camrs: AHH! ITS TECHNOBLADE! RUN RUN RUN!
Techno: Hey look, some nerds to kill!
*HE HAS STUFF*
25:00
imagine if he could go back in time to when he just started his minecraft youtube channel and tell himself he would peak with 850 000 viewers on stream.
Technoblade:I hate tnt
Every other youtuber:AHHH ITS TECHNOBLADE *Places all the tnt they have instantly*
Ikr
Lol
ikr
It’s a cycle
youtuber I KILLED TECHNOBLADE WITH TNT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i just watched the pov of the other yters and they literally see "techno" they actually dip so fast it kinda funny
Lol
He is the mc God of war after all
They be like , were playing with a lot of pros and one god
Nick Lee there like the rats from ratatouille
Everyone except schlatt really dipped
i love how techno said "im a porkchop" and he was so proud of it... 😂
@Magnus Husom Hammer To the comments that fast? Jeez.
What part was that
I am confused
I like pork chops
@@hako-6275 at the beginning
i love cutting to the other people and it's just "uh...i see Techno maybe we leave"
technos bucketlist:
-something with steering wheel
-kill dantdm
-kill captainsparklez
-kill ninja
imagine if someone actually found that bucket list
Forgot James Charles
What about vik
NOOOOOO NOT DANTDM
Pewdiepie too
Employer: So why do you think you'd be good for the job
Technoblade: I killed ninja in minecraft
Omniboo and that is how you get a job
Employer: sorry to say sir, but you are overqualified for this mcdonalds job
and he raged as well XDDD
employer: oh my bad here take this pen I want you to employ me now
HIRED
I love him dubbing ’dead’ and ’not alive’ over jschlatt’s swears 😂
Me to lol
4:41
6:22 **Techno starts running like flash in the railings**
Logdotzip: Why do I hear boss music?
You forget 'poop'
And when techno kills ninja at the beginning he censored s*** on me
He replaced it with pooped
Time for my 7th rewatch
Relatable
Heck, I dont even remember how many times I've rewatched this...
yea dud
E
"I'M A PORKCHOP."
_- Sun Tzu, The Art of War_
Yessir
I am the butcher : techno
"Technoblade never dies"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
If technoblade kills a pig does that mean it is cannibalism
We saw his face reveal
Jschlatt is the only man with enough balls to actually face technoblade lmaoooo
Carson charged him with a wooden sword
@@ariharris9221 yes but that doesn't count because he just wants to die regardless
@@PeachDragon_ yea thats facts
learned a lesson after the 1st game
Correction, without enough brains
Ninja: running through the forest
Techno blade : I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
10:30 - "I just gotta sprint faster than this dude somehow"
10:35 - *proceeds to sprint faster*
Techno’s only vocabulary when he sees someone
“GET EMMM”
Everyone: ignores Technoblade making jokes
Technoblade: fine, I’ll do it myself.
*Proceeds to slaughter the ignoring YTubers.*
@Smol Bean Jeez that is much too accurate than i want it to be.
*”wow that karma and stuff”*
Seeing Technoblade easily killing a bunch of fortnite veterans is so satisfying.
Angeline L. Fortnite is cancer and aids put together
Alpaca• fort nite bad Minecraft good
Stuart Riddle yes
Revenge of minecarft
@@mcswootyy193 same about yours
It had been 2 years since his passing and yet his content still makes me smile, no matter how bad it hurts
Everyone when killing techno: omgomgomg i killed technoblade, letsgoo
Techno when killing someone: yaay free points
That profile pic is...mysterious.
@@cheatbluevii9123 is that a compliment sir
@@dominiknguyen9820 file your complaints here
@@cheatbluevii9123 IKR
@@cheatbluevii9123 you mean the 420 emails one
Tfue (Kills Ninja) : *Gets Famous*
Technoblade (Kills every TH-camr): *Gets IGNORED*
@@vicivitytan4376 that's tru
@OddSockYeet they called me a madman *pulls out steering wheel*
yay im like 1k
Ninja: I was killed by Vikkstar, Lachlan, and some other guy
@@vicivitytan4376 we live in a society
I love how some of the other TH-camrs are like "Is that Technoblade??? Lets just... go the other way!!!"
Same, that's what I like about this video xD
Literally a god
:DDD
THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HIM AND THEY'RE AFRAID
Technoblade: *Appears*
Everyone: *RUN*
they are smart
1:59 cannibalism
RIP LEGEND
YOU WILL BE MISSED
Everybody gangsta until Technoblade turns around when you chase him
This is underrated
Get him! Get him! Get him! *Techno turns around*
[Chuckles] I'm in danger
*pulls out Uno reverse card*
Techno is just Minecraft John wick
Nathwcx
4:40
Jschlatt: * screams in panic after realizing Techno is good at Minecraft *
Literally everyone else: *TECHNOBLADE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!*
"Techno is good at minecraft"
"accurate sentence is accurate"
So troooo
technoblade never dies!!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
But he just did
I love how people referred to you as like the god at pvp and we’re like *OH GOD ITS TECHNOBLADE RUN*
Jack D fortnite:oh god it's ninja tun
Minecraft: *OH GOD ITS TECHNOBLADE RUN*
He's not good at pvp he just never dies
@@Nugcon Or he dies, but he is just so good at PVP he never does.
@@Shjmkhs you ruined the technoblade nevah dies meme there
@@TheUltraMinebox Or maybe *you* ruined a meme by being an obnoxious 8 year old. Plus it's not a meme, it's a joke.
Watching his content back is absolutely amazing lmao
His content is timeless and I *love it*