Yea his fans will also like YOU DIDNT EVEN GET 47 kills. L. And then as soon as he does that crazy insane chats like “YOU DIDNT DO IT BLINDFOLDED WITH YOUR MONITOR OFF AND MOUSE UNPLUGGED” but techno doesn’t mind I don’t think and also he also has his chat spammed with “❤️Technosupport❤️” also “BLOOD for the BLOOD god”
@@autumn_sunday Thanks lol I'm kind of sick of everyone posting sad comments like guys c'mon he wanted us to be happy not in a state of constant mourning.
aphmau screaming at technoblade was the first time i ever heard about him, and for the longest time i perceived him as some sort of unstoppable force with no emotions and i was *petrified*
I never watched this guy prior to his death. But I will say that I wish I did so that I could understand how insane this guy was at this game. He’s actually crazy, he’s the GOAT of Minecraft
@@AmericanIdiot7659 yeah well they were also nerfing all the things that techno relied on to win. The item drops at mid feels like it was specifically designed to make it harder for him
techno vs huahwi in hunger games techno vs skeppy in party games techno vs hypixel in blitz duels techno hangs himself and challenges God himself in a bow spleef match
@@alexlu9002 I mean, have you seen the 2 fight? In Techno's last fight god only barely won, but now Techno has been training for a millennia, and will defo beat 'im
I keep on rewatching all his videos cus its just that entertaining each time, usually when you keep rewatching your favourite shows and animes, you get kinda bored cus you already know what happens but when i watch techno, i can even remember most of his commentary in each video but its still so entertaining to me like im watching it for the first time again.
Techno really was an anomaly. Literally everybody in the Minecraft world knew him but it felt like he was just doing his own thing and still thriving because people kept talking about him and trying to collab with him.
people get mad at techno. he literally plays bedwars, and skywars as a competent player. what did they think would happen? his only known weaknesses are other United UHC players, and Tnt.
I just noticed that Techno didn't include the bit where they wanted to remove that round where techno did /top and not let anyone get points. That, the parkour, and a couple other things inspired this comment.
The first video I’ve watched of Techno is him playing Minecraft using a steering wheel I never really watched him prior to his unfortunate passing, but I can see why he was so loved by the community, thanks for making me and so many others smile!
i got this recommended after everything... rest in peace man never gonna forget you and will always support and watch your videos no matter what 🙏 he loved his community as much as we do and it will stay the same forever. hope he's having a great time up there, sending all my prayer to him
"He's literally the god we don't deserve on earth." -Chris That hits different after watching his last video Rest in Peace Techno You made many people's days and made many people laugh
I love techno, a trick I always use in skywars and stuff like that is placing a lava bucket to burn my enemies, that trick has saved me more times than I can count. I wouldn't have known that move without techno
It’s legit funny how everyone sees techno and their reaction is shrieking in fear and running for their lives. You know your good when that’s the general reaction to your presence.
Techno: "where is everyone"
Everyone hiding: "maybe if we wait long enough his internet might go out"
Hahaha good one
I remember that episode.
@@haroldbalzac6336 ur an og then
Fade I dunno about that tbh...
I mean, there are more Techno og things out there
That the best comment I have seen
People vs Techno before: Who is this guy?
People vs Techno forever after: *Fear and run, don't question, just fear and run*
Louis Robitaille “He’s weak and small and stupid” -Someone I don’t recognize 2019
@@lucidgorillatag famous last words
@@Ohakoo lolollllollolo
that sums it up.
16:38 2019 is the *strangest* timeline
Me in 2020: U serious?
Techno: “this is we have been practicing for in spleef”
Chris: *walks straight into a hole*
Sandwichboi 69 i laughed way more than i should have
Was his teammate Chris from mr beast
Mocha Tea yes
OHHHHHHHHH
English be like
"This is we have"
honestly the cuts to other streamers showing how shocked they r towards techno’s skill is just legendary
Techno blade never dies
Tho he does sometimes
@@EvaWalicki-um7ipphotoshop
Was*
@@TheScrotumSnatcher please have mercy
@@Bennyboi789 *Were**
*Every TH-camr:* Mentions Technoblade
*Technoblade:* Why do I have so many viewers?
550 likes 2 replies lol
Why is there capital letters at the start of each word?!
d
@@TYsdrawkcaB idk, smthing I use to do
"2019 is the strangest timeline"
techno.
you cursed us.
"Its too easy for Techno"
Techno: *hyperventilating* "HOW AM I ALIVE?*
People expect too much of him alot of the time and hes here like "WHY DID I WIN THAT"
He exspecs so little; from him that is y he so good
Yea his fans will also like YOU DIDNT EVEN GET 47 kills. L. And then as soon as he does that crazy insane chats like “YOU DIDNT DO IT BLINDFOLDED WITH YOUR MONITOR OFF AND MOUSE UNPLUGGED” but techno doesn’t mind I don’t think and also he also has his chat spammed with “❤️Technosupport❤️” also “BLOOD for the BLOOD god”
@@JusticePyro hahaahah us techno fans are tsunderes hahaha we tell him he sucks but we mean he's amazing hahahah
It’s not that he’s smart and has skills, it’s just everyone else is extremely untrained and stupid
(Ofc this is a joke ik he is really good at mc)
2015-2018 technoblade : stabs children for coins
2019 technoblade : stabs famous youtubers and streamers for money
Pig++ Rank**
for college
clout
He has evolved from something beautiful to something Godly.
Isn't it wonderful to see them grow up
"They put a thirty second cool down on soup?!!"
There needs to be a quote book 😂
“Request Acknowledged. Creating Technoblade quotes book”
@@antfarm5845 I remember he once said in a video: "we don't have pants and we're beating people with our meat" and that made me fall of my chair
@@Mark_e_moo yeah, inserting into book
Finally, a funny comment after his passing!
Jood gob :D
@@autumn_sunday Thanks lol I'm kind of sick of everyone posting sad comments like guys c'mon he wanted us to be happy not in a state of constant mourning.
Technoblade: does absolutely nothing
Everyone: “he’s just standing there, MENACINGLY!”
Should be top comment
@@diamonds1614 well it is
@@wolfiegames1572 YAY
666 likes-
ゴゴゴゴ
vikk and james: what /top is unfair
every other streamer: so is skyblocking at mid.
"It's only unfair if I'm not the one doing it, Techno should've just swam up the lava to get to me if he really wanted to win, this is bullying"
Vikk is a mega boomer
*this is unfair, just because I exploited the minigames mechanics doesn't mean he can!*
salt is a great for seasonings
K no
the legend says that technoblade didn't win intentionnaly so he could be invited in Minecraft monday #4
He still won individuals :/
Yeah but he doesn't get money from individuals so they don't get mad lul
@@BaphometSA He was given pig+ from another week for coming in first for individual so in the end he won
Genius
@@BaphometSA didn't the mods remove the stakes or some shit this time?
seeing all the other creators being scared to even face techno is funny and really shows that he is the best
*he was the best
@Ellwoo he still is
@@GobStopper-vt9xo*he is the best there ever was
And yes he still is@@Ellwoo
@@Ellwoo
Bruh, he is still the best.
Imagine losing while still getting over 9/10ths of your teams score and getting top individual, causal
Techno the nerd
I agree, very causal
Fazbear Gaming not even just losing, but getting second with his solo score lol
Notsuspicious the judgmental he got number one individual, so wdym?
@@catmandont1107 he means he got 2nd (teams board) alone with his individual score
Techno is one of them lads who says they’ve done shit in a test then gets the best in the class
AF Bennett the legend who we all dream to be
but that’s literally me on tests tho
Okeh Okeh sorry big man
AF Bennett so he’s a fake ass white girl?
I can relate.
Two kids who wanted be architects: OMG I GOT 80 I SUCK AT LIVING OMG KILL ME!
Me: i got 65, above the failing grade idiot.
Techno: talks about jumping
Me imagining bad boy halo: bouncy bouncy bouncy
Yes
@@Estherestheriscool no dumbass
@Present MIC; King of the sleepy potatoes ok I chill now
1:42 best moment
@@Estherestheriscool Wh-
"Your shoulders are gonna get really sore from carrying me buddy" the foreshadowing is insane
Nahhhhh
Chris aged poorly
Technoblade: I fear no man but that thing
*_30 second soup cooldown_*
*It scares me*
iitz Anonymous tnt
you and your TF2 referances
tf2 meme is relevant
Joseph Xu plus tnt
@@somdude3494 He's only died once to TNT, so it's irrelevant.
Sparklez: Well all he knows is how to swing a sword
Techno: *_You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!_*
_YOU FOOL_
He used to be part of Mianite Purges... so he can kinda pvp in a way.
@@zilacyt What I was referring to was when Sparklez said that Techno was only good at pvp lol
A Random Walrus :v
*THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*
its great how techno pronounces ‘chandler’ like its just chandelier with a few missing letters
Timestamp?
He says it like shandler
@@adamsloan1037 ik but what time
@@masmarvelous tysm
it do be like that sometimes
This team really embodies dying the hero or living long enough to become the villain.
I love that even with full diamond people are afraid to go against a totally under equipped techno, rightfully so
All hail technoblade the god of pvp
Techno with full leather
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@ghxstmemes1065 dont forget his sharpness I fist
Who wouldn't be scared of someone who can win bedwars with just a wooden sword and win skywars and won using literally nothing
aphmau screaming at technoblade was the first time i ever heard about him, and for the longest time i perceived him as some sort of unstoppable force with no emotions and i was *petrified*
LMFAOOO
I mean to be fair he is extra spooky
@@davidcasco7096 tru
I'm a big fan of techno and ashman uwu
Haha true
"I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO KILL TECHNOBLADE! I'M NOT CRAZY!"
Literally everybody fears Technoblade, as they should.
It makes it even funnier that when he gets talked into it he gets absolutely destroyed. Thus justifying his fear
@@gdph8130 nö
YES EXACTLY
There’s no running from it
I literally read that comment as he said it xd
coming back to this video now after everything that has happened is insane
real
fr 🥲
I almost want people to stop commenting RIP techno under every video because we want to remember him for the laughs, not the sadness of losing him.
true
I agree
I understand how you feel I really do but people are allowed to be sad about his passing, especially since it’s still recent
that is facts
i completely agree i just want the sadness to stop
When you spend 3 hours watching a Minecraft stream, then wait a week and watch the highlights too...
SAAME
Relatable, wasted 3 hours to watch the stream and just to watch the highlights
Cha cha real smooth
I litterly did that wth 😂😂😂😂
Lucas Walter respect for that Undeniable profile picture 🔥
Techno: There’s soup again!!
Keem: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move
Killer move
A L E X I S D O I N G T H I S S H I T Y O U F U C K I N G N I ...
Aka Epic gamer move! Hehehehehehehhehehehhehrrhehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhegegegehehehehehhehehwhehwhwhwhhwjiwi *Get it?*
Lmao
Technoblade never dies, but Chris's career definitely can
It was worth it pressing the newest tab for this joke
@@imadudewithissuesI pressed the newest tab to see what people said about Chris
@@ZaidoonTheGolden fr
came here looking for someone mentioning it, glad its not at the top yet though...
fr
Gumball: “Technoblades a small man”.
Me: Wait isn’t he *6 feet tall*
*technoblades a small man.*
Nice name
UwU
no he’s 12 feet tall
SomebodyHere 1 yes
Techno: wants to win
RNG: think again buddy
Soup cooldown: not today buddy
Luck: try again later
Rules not being explained: nope
Still gets first individuals *
You forgot
shitty teammate: nah bro
The rules were explained tho
@@spiffysquidge2724 2 words
lava run
Don't forget the botched points system
Aphmau: *OMAGAD TECHNOBLADE SJDHDNDIFHFJJ*
Techno: Gamergirl spotted must ELIMINATE
I didnt know Aphmau played Minecraft Mondays!
Thanks for quoting the video, the deaf children will know what they said.
The screams cut off was perfect
LMAO
Gen 5 elite 4 theme intensifies
I never watched this guy prior to his death. But I will say that I wish I did so that I could understand how insane this guy was at this game. He’s actually crazy, he’s the GOAT of Minecraft
Same.
I think you mean pig
I agree
He’s the pig lmfao
Same
Techno: Eats soup.
Soup cooldown: Im about to end this mans whole career.
I'm at soup
S O U P T I M E
That Kerbonaut WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP
@@HydratedOats I MEAN I'M AT. SOUP!!!
RobloxGamingLord WHAT STORE ARE YOU ON!?
1:42 “there’s skeppy he’s got stuff but I’ve got soup”
*I see this as an absolute win*
No no no I I’m the soup Olympics look at my name
Everyone: “omg techno is so smart that he did /top”
Chris’s chat that actually came up with the idea: ;-;
It was actually chat
@@skavion8845 “Chris’s chat” is a form of “chat”
lol
@The Big Bongo Cat who is dream
@@Habzo421 yeah who is he?
12:15 techno calling Carson bald is my most favourite moment in this whole video. This made my day
Do you miss old Chris and techno? 😢
@@Dog_man-cy6tbplease shut up mate
yep@@Dog_man-cy6tb
@@Dog_man-cy6tb
Definitely miss techno.
But chris...?
Thats a stretch man.
“This game is literally too easy for techno”
Meanwhile Techno: *confused screaming€
I mean they nerfed everything that made the game fun lmao
@@AmericanIdiot7659 yeah well they were also nerfing all the things that techno relied on to win. The item drops at mid feels like it was specifically designed to make it harder for him
nice euro
instead of *
Wetham You know it
techno vs huahwi in hunger games
techno vs skeppy in party games
techno vs hypixel in blitz duels
techno hangs himself and challenges God himself in a bow spleef match
God activates god mode
Still loses to techno
technoblade no pots stimpy
Yep t’was the 1v1 against hypickle
Technoblade arrives.
God: why is there boss music?
@@alexlu9002 I mean, have you seen the 2 fight? In Techno's last fight god only barely won, but now Techno has been training for a millennia, and will defo beat 'im
“Oh, it’s invisible”
Proceeds to jump across as if they are visible
there is an orange block next to them on the wall
Abdullah Imran r/woooosh
Big Squeeto that’s not a woooosh sorry
Big Squeeto not a woosh
its at least a semi woosh
It’s amazing how awfully made these events were for how high profile they were.
Yeah this game was the biggest thing in Minecraft TH-cam in 2019. I feel that I've seen better spleef map designs than this before.
1:34 Imagine hearing across the map
OH GOD TECHNOBLADE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and then just three axe swings.
The lack of replys are the lack of ideas to reply on this
This comment is *intense*
tIk tOK MaTEriAl!!!11!1!
Technically should be in that scene In shining when the sk breaks the door with an axe and aphmau is the grill shouting
Everyone else: *Sweating profusely*
perfectly cut scream 😂👌
skybase: exists
/top: i'm about to end this whole mans career
'
get ooooooofed vik
Man’s*
TH-camrs:Exist
Technoblade:I need a weapon
@B3770RD Man's whole career
Technoblade: trains for several years for minecraft bingo
Apple: no
7 days
I keep on rewatching all his videos cus its just that entertaining each time, usually when you keep rewatching your favourite shows and animes, you get kinda bored cus you already know what happens but when i watch techno, i can even remember most of his commentary in each video but its still so entertaining to me like im watching it for the first time again.
This was probably the most scuffed MCM ever. From soup having a cool down to loot spawning at mid, this was the most scuffed and hilarious mcm ever
I'd say the one where it got hacked was maybe slightly more scuffed
@@cabnbeeschurgr but non arguably the best mcm
except 7
People still watching this awesome guy in 2021 LOL
its called mcc
"girl gamer spotted. GET HER" is the old version of "just killed a woman, feeling good"
FR LMAO
lmao
Lol it was aphmau.
lol
Correct
"As long as there are Mondays, there will be Minecraft Mondays"
*sadness*
:(
I mean it pathed the way for events like mcc and mcu which are significantly better so it’s not that bad
2nd of January there will be nothing
for the best honestly there was too many problems and drama surrounding it
Minecraft Mondays 2 is currently under development
Techno really was an anomaly. Literally everybody in the Minecraft world knew him but it felt like he was just doing his own thing and still thriving because people kept talking about him and trying to collab with him.
Techno blade: I try hard at every game
Bingo: I’m bout to end this man’s career
Moose Yeh they got 8 items not too bad
Aphmau: **sees reverse Herobrine**
Aphmau: what is that?
Aphmau: **sees technoblade**
Aphmau: *OH GOD PLEASE NOOOOOO*
😂
tf
LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ok i will stop sorry ):
What kids are scared of: Herobrine
What men are scared of: a pig with a crown
@@pablopereyra7126 with good reason, he is the potato king and a monster when it comes to dedication
1:35
"OH GOD, IT'S TECHNOBLADE! AHHHHHH!"
*as calm as an assassin can get* "girl gamer spotted, GET 'ER! GET 'ER! DIE!"
"... okay"
I forgot his twitch name what is it again
Copy pasted
V.A. Gaming Playz No
Poor aph
So much stuff happens over 5 years. Thankfully chris is still doing alright. Right guys?
😂😂😂
We’ll make a giant red stone computer and play fortnite on it.
-Technoblade 2019
just gonna comment here...
Bro i commented this and scrolled a bit and saw the same comment i wrote lol!? I swear i didn't look before i wrote
Sethbling could do it using the power of armor stands
Mawwk the technical minecraft area is already on that
Areatrance if you could raise the tickspeed of the game, it’d be faster
"spleef is the only thing we trained for for the past week"
chris falls out the map by himself
Do u know that he have cancer go see his latest video
@@minivlogger4109 I think everyone knows
Read this just before it happened lol
Says that about every event.
@@minivlogger4109 yeah he’s dead now died from stage 4 cancer R.I.P
people get mad at techno. he literally plays bedwars, and skywars as a competent player. what did they think would happen? his only known weaknesses are other United UHC players, and Tnt.
Grapeapplesauce joined f
Kingoros
You have to understand that most of them are joking around. Most of them aren't actually mad.
1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT I love traves
@@cob7317 the fans not the TH-camrs
"2019 is the weirdest timeline"
My man had. NO. Idea what was coming for the end of the year😂
TNT spammers: *exist*
Technoblade: *You are not a clown, you are the entire circus*
Bloopidy Bloop underrated comment
@Nathan Hannon skeppy
"as long as there are Mondays there will be Minecraft mondays" if only he knew
Scout Steve knew what?
@@nicomyrick5393 Minecraft Monday was ended, I don't know if it's back but yyeah.
@@geenpunk now its mc saturday
mondays is gone
discontinued channel there are only 6 days of the week now
When you die you should have everyone’s reaction to you dying on screen. I know it’s more work but. Comedy.
No footage found
@@japaneseguy3816 ye
He probably couldnt becuase they cursed and he wants to keep monetisation
@@sadchild7428 nah he does his own censoring by voicing over their voice when they curse, it's hilarious too
Sad Child and it’ll just make him the type who boasts about being good
16:37 "2019 is the strangest timeline"
Oh my sweet summer child, I wish I could go back to that opinion 😭
Techno: *wins*
Everyone: _Why does he have to be so gooodddd-_
Techno: *loses*
Everyone: _LOL NOOB_
1st reply
1st reply
1st reply
1st reply
6th reply
Techno's winstreak: *exists*
Team Make-a-wish: Im bout to end this mans whole career
cscoop a mc hunger games pro
*Chris
more like keemstar lol they didn't even deserve it as much as Techno
@@zedaddy3530 what
i love how the other povs are just everyone else beaing afraid of technoblade
To be fair everyone would be scared if they had to fight them
e
grammar.exe
I just want to say that moment with Aphmau is priceless
@@yungrich6188 it just typo whats wrong with you
I will always rewatch this videos, thanks for making me laugh
Same bro
I will always rewatch his videos hundreds of times
Same bro I♥Technoblade
when u realise he will never see this
grammer
Techno: we’ve been sweating spleef for the past week, its the only thing we trained fo-
Chris: *falls into lava*
Greyzz Chris: snowballs techno into lava (Chris is cool tho :3)
Alternative Title: Getting bullied and scammed by Minecraft Monday staff
Alternative title: getting scammed by soup in minecraft
Your profile picture is cursed
I just noticed that Techno didn't include the bit where they wanted to remove that round where techno did /top and not let anyone get points. That, the parkour, and a couple other things inspired this comment.
666 likes wtf
Alternative title: How to make everyone realise how sad people are for playing video games too much
At his funeral he's gonna wake up and scream "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
Well that’s terrifying
Well it’s true
He gonna cha cha real smooth outta that coffin and strut past his grieving friends to go drop-kick some orphans
Lol
yee
The first video I’ve watched of Techno is him playing Minecraft using a steering wheel
I never really watched him prior to his unfortunate passing, but I can see why he was so loved by the community, thanks for making me and so many others smile!
I wheezed when I found out that the “teammate who can actually play” was badboyhalo
YES I was just thinking how it was hilarious that he just referred to BBH as Skeppy’s teammate. Can’t believe this was before the SMP!
I saw that it was bbh and died of laughter lmao, crazy that they didnt really know eachother..
As did I
@@user-qe7pc4mk6l they did know each other, watch some older videos of skeppy
@@houdini9739 bbh and skeppy have known each other since 2018...? did you just find out about minecraft youtubers when that SMP started?
I just love that literally everyone fears technoblade.
No one can hiiide from my sights
Everyone should
Other than maybe dream
Yea the one player techoblade fears is dream
Technoblade and dream have like IQ 1,000,000
Technoblade could singlehandedly combo all the Area 51 guards with a stone axe for coins
Residual he wouldn’t need anything if he had soup
Area 51 guard one man shows up hahahaha- realise it's technoblade guards:run
Not if Area 51 guards have TNT
Hey res
@@nolife4218 yo
This video aged well. The most beloved person on TH-cam is teamed with the most hated person on TH-cam
Thats actually so funny lmao
What did that kid do? He is funny i think ( I never watched his video) ( just him in techno clips )
@ Chris Tyson? What rock do you live under
@@darshilshah1634idk but I’m curious to
Waitasecond, this is Ava?
Dialogue before a disaster:
-As long as there's mondays there'll be minecraft
-2019 is the strangest timeline
oh no
-your shoulders will be very sore
Oh shit….. eehhmmm well
You see what actually happened is the world ended right after the last mcm and we're currently Ina simulator with a randomizer
@@illuminate8979 oh shit..
Aphnau: oh god what’s that!?
*sees technoblade*
Aphmau: OH GOD TECHO *DEMONIC SCREAMING OUT OF FEAR*
Technoblade is the Doomslayer confirmed XD.
GIRL GAMER SPOTTED GET HER
@@TheIndieGhost why?
@@HiHello-cw9vc have you watched the video by any chance
@@HiHello-cw9vc ITS THE MVP. SIMP!!
i got this recommended after everything... rest in peace man never gonna forget you and will always support and watch your videos no matter what 🙏 he loved his community as much as we do and it will stay the same forever. hope he's having a great time up there, sending all my prayer to him
props to you
Notice how Chris during the first round of hunger games says technos a god too good for this earth😩
I miss him already :/
When there stood u died in spleef i cried bro
Well we will see him on the other side 😔💔
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
"He's literally the god we don't deserve on earth." -Chris
That hits different after watching his last video
Rest in Peace Techno
You made many people's days and made many people laugh
Ur right, when there stood u died in spleef i cried
Omg that's so true
@@kayaant what did that even mean
@@whyyoumad4686 Thats a game mode in mc
@@kayaant yea but what you said made no senze
Watching Technoblade murder my childhood fills me with pride.
Dan think
Dantdm thinknoodles lol
AntVenom was the goat at one point, sad times to see indeed
lol
Not gonna lie I would agree
Techno: *Wins 1 SG, 2 Spleef rounds, 2 TNT runs, Battle Arena, Lava Run, gets good placement in dropper, the Second SG, Parkour Race, and even Bingo*
Techno's team: *still loses*
Vasily N lmao so true
But this isn’t true. They didn’t win the last SG game, finished 5th in speed parkour and I don’t even think they got top 5 in bingo
@@coosa7580 5th of forty is good. So is 3rd. In Bingo he got 8/9 items I think...
@@coosa7580 he completed the course fisrst in parkour
chris held him back
Sukul22 ._. Yeah the lava parkour but I’m talking about the speed parkour
Watching this after technos death and the whole Kris Tyson situation is just crazy
The world has changed so much
Techno: IM GONNA DIE
Also Techno: pearls into the enemy and tries to kill him
how this have no reply
@@communistpakistanibat2739 it has now
@@roadworkaheadyeahisurehope202 yes.
5:08 i just know that bad ia screaming "skeppy technoblades killing me"
or like something about muffins
Sgebby*
Techno no longer has to stab children for satisfaction when he can just stab famous youtubers
Techno before: stabbing kids for coins
Techno now: stabbing famous youtubers for clout
Famous children
I love techno, a trick I always use in skywars and stuff like that is placing a lava bucket to burn my enemies, that trick has saved me more times than I can count. I wouldn't have known that move without techno
"As long as there is Mondays there is Minecraft Mondays"
"2019 is the strangest timeline"
A lot of what Techno said didn't age well
Its aged perfectly, its simply that who hosts the universe had a server crash
@@benzehunteer7411 lmfao
):
XD say hi too 2021
@@jeffrelynn eh 2039 is worse
Techno only lost because he didn’t want to get kicked out of minecraft mondays.
TECHNOBLADE NEVAH DIES
TECHNOBLADE NEVAH LOOSES, unless it on purpose for the bigger grand scheme
@@dienoub5957 All part of the master plan.
Pluike He’s going to keep throwing until the 100k prize pool with Bedwars as the game. Hehe
No it because of the cool down on soup
“2019 is the strangest time”
2020: hold my virus
I would if it were lethal, but unfortunately it’s just annoying
Irving Lagunas nah man i wont hold your virus, i don’t wanna get that darn 🦠 y’know.
uh i’d rather not
it is lethal-
Simpbaby it has less mortality rate than the flu lmao
"you're the god that we don't deserve on this earth" that hits hard now
They literally changed minecraft mondays so that techno couldn't win every week
To no minecraft monday
@@Junistheog 😔
1k likes and 2 reply’s?
@@mohammeda4872 holy shit this got 1k likes, thanks for letting me know
💀🖐🏻 that just proves how good he is at this game
Techno is the only person that can type and play TNT run at the same time lol
Techno:*casually types while doing TNT run*
Everyone: What is this dark magic!?
@@Vipex1 coulnd't you just ruin it like that
@@DSpeedy Neva*
@@DSpeedy he died
@@demonking4911 he’s alivE
RIP techno. we love you more than you ever knew. we’ll miss you.
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I love when aph was just like ‘wait who is that.. OH THATS TECHNOBLADE AAAAAAAAAAAAH-‘
In 2070:
Techno’s grandkids:
“What did you do for a living grandpa?”
Technoblade:
“I was a Minecraft legend.”
Idk a name great comment 👍🏻
Nevertheless Noah thanks! :D
His grandkids will be like what is Minecraft
Stabbing famous ppl for coins
Scythe BTW minecraft never dies
“I just googled the creator of minecraft. It’s Technoblade”
- Gumball
I thought it was Steve "Ph1lza" Minecraft
No, it’s Philza. There’s a reason they call him Ph1LzA Minecraft The Creator of Minecraft.
googles untrustworthy, its philza
Can none of you take a joke? They were joking that he was so good that he may as well have made the game.
@@landrylongacre6391 bro- we were joking too lmfao
"As long as there are Mondays, there will be Minecraft Mondays."
Hackers: *yeah, well no* _explodes the whole lobby_
Is that what happened???
@@p.crunch1853 yes
I love how in this week techno doesn't take the games as seriously. I love this week so much
Imagine having technoblade with all the equipment and soups he wants at the area 51 raid
He’d w tap all of those bullets
he could actually OWN area 51 with that stuff
@INFIRES MAN them alien cheeks
/win
fbi boi DEM ALIEN CHEEKS and Emerald Minecraft armor.
It’s legit funny how everyone sees techno and their reaction is shrieking in fear and running for their lives. You know your good when that’s the general reaction to your presence.
WOOOO I AM THE LIKE 200 YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes! They do that everytime I enter the nursing home
Technoblade: 2019 is the strangers timeline 2020: Allow me to introduce myself
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What are you on about
Im happy Techno Never had to witness Chris getting exposed