i rant about the new skywars maps for 17 minutes

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  • @zhixunpek3200
    @zhixunpek3200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Technoblade:"If I'm using something it's grounds to remove it fron the game"
    TNT gets nerfed in bedwars
    Technoblade:"Noooooooooo!!! TNT was innocent"

    • @kean1491
      @kean1491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Zhi Xun Pek but its different i would agree with that tnt did nothing

  • @davidb8348
    @davidb8348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3824

    I watched someone rant about new skywars maps for 17 minutes

    • @saltychicken7086
      @saltychicken7086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      (IN THE HOOD)

    • @TuanNguyen-uu7zu
      @TuanNguyen-uu7zu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cr lol

    • @BuilderJay29
      @BuilderJay29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Who is he? Sounds like a nerd.

    • @noodlehead6414
      @noodlehead6414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      filkjes DavidLB no you watched someone rant about skywars for just about 18 minutes

    • @jacobborcich2695
      @jacobborcich2695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      filkjes DavidLB who?

  • @Beppojoe
    @Beppojoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    Comboed kid: "Why hack?
    Technoblade: "Hacking is fun"

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "hack is fun"*

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Isn’t this cyber bully the best?

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shivery_timbers1430 No no
      Pixelbully is the best haha

    • @alectheamazing
      @alectheamazing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beppo, more like LittleKingRyan

    • @AustPro
      @AustPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hack is always fun

  • @rootbeerfloathaspop3301
    @rootbeerfloathaspop3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    2017: "we are a nation of laws, you gotta respect them"
    2020: "government is the cause of all our problems"

  • @icymix9574
    @icymix9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    I would kill just to hear him rant abt the maps again, we miss you already Techno, keep farm potatoes wherever you are - Technoblade never dies

    • @kedd1e
      @kedd1e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who would you kill?

    • @williamkarpicke2377
      @williamkarpicke2377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I keep watching his old videos and for a while I can forget, it’s a strange thing how these videos can sort of keep him alive. Technoblade truly never dies.

    • @cleoh3
      @cleoh3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I heard heaven gives a 2x potato multiplier so I'm sure he's doing okay

    • @momoreem8902
      @momoreem8902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Archibald Shingleton how petty

    • @fecker1443
      @fecker1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t want to sound sappy but same tbh…

  • @invertmousegod6997
    @invertmousegod6997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4372

    How people deal with problems
    Normal people: ignore them or stand up if it is too bad
    Technoblade : use energix

  • @Jaytwos
    @Jaytwos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    You have a beautiful chiseled chin in that thumbnail

  • @13375
    @13375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    8:52 Wow, the animated texture of the diamond ore was perfectly timed!!

  • @rgbtoaster9409
    @rgbtoaster9409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

    • @hay8630
      @hay8630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      same ;)

    • @agoogleaccount818
      @agoogleaccount818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hay8630 same

    • @mnet38
      @mnet38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "...no matter how riddicioulus the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome theese challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come..."
      - Technoblade (the hypixel skyblock experience

    • @VaarlyYoutube
      @VaarlyYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

    • @durroslake1294
      @durroslake1294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep same

  • @josephgamel5190
    @josephgamel5190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    my favorite part about this vid is how 3 of the final four are having a standoff then technoblade comes in and just slaughters all of them in 20 secs 9:08

    • @cameliascripet8792
      @cameliascripet8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "You can die for 50% off your car insurance"

    • @Chickenbro69
      @Chickenbro69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cameliascripet8792 such a great deal

  • @BitzelBlockington
    @BitzelBlockington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    The only thing I hate about Skywars updates is the fact that whenever it updates all the tryhards go online and I can't trap >_>

    • @ΚωνσταντινοςΦουντας-κ9ζ
      @ΚωνσταντινοςΦουντας-κ9ζ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bitzel true

    • @playboss101
      @playboss101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr, ive been trying to trap for so long

    • @IdkIdk-xj2vo
      @IdkIdk-xj2vo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true...

    • @BitzelBlockington
      @BitzelBlockington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      My hidden player trap used to work like 90% of the time but now there's so many people who actually have brains

    • @playboss101
      @playboss101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bitzel lol, today my friend tried it and actually got a kill. Wanna do some trapping wednesday?

  • @Slackow
    @Slackow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    "Hack is fun" made me laugh so much

    • @Daddy-Y194
      @Daddy-Y194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Everything he says is funny

    • @rakawidi
      @rakawidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Daddy-Y194 why did you reply to a comment 3 years ago?

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      reply is fun

    • @vastery
      @vastery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@rakawidi why not

    • @nazlynayeem7551
      @nazlynayeem7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @jefferysmith8387
    @jefferysmith8387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5768

    "I hate this map. It's litterally made of two blocks: the tears of orphan children and half slabs"
    -Technoblade 2017😂😂😂

    • @samuelramsey7156
      @samuelramsey7156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      XDDD

    • @nightelixir1184
      @nightelixir1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      take note of the "Half-slabs" part LOL

    • @MollyMoller
      @MollyMoller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nightelixir1184 *Insert Half-Life reference*

    • @nightelixir1184
      @nightelixir1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MollyMoller oh gawd lol

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2019 be like. Lmfao.

  • @superbooglet
    @superbooglet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Builders: make what's likely their most detailed map yet, with impressively rugged and realistic terrain for minecraft.
    Techno: H A L F S L A B

  • @teku84632
    @teku84632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "y hack"
    "hack is fun"
    he just doesnt care lol

  • @haleyys6474
    @haleyys6474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Firelink Shrine: Someone always camps at the very top of the mid with knockback
    Desserted Islands: I get camped by the neighboring player until the last refill
    Clearing: Someone chases me around the entire map the whole game so I can never regen
    Submerged: I always get egged off the map trying to build to mid
    Sanctuary: Every time I'm on this map, there's a hacker

    • @salimzukari9335
      @salimzukari9335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bun every reason of them is cuz u bad but last is me

    • @saltychicken7086
      @saltychicken7086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bun THIS IS WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS TO ME TOO LOLOL

    • @xapdraws
      @xapdraws 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i MIGHT be that kb abuser on fire link

    • @hrg2132
      @hrg2132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all of that is so true

    • @ohyeahohyeah1369
      @ohyeahohyeah1369 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bun nothing bad happens to me

  • @fallen8724
    @fallen8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    when techno was complaining about submerged he literally couldn't speak fast enough, and i find that so funny

  • @flop2120
    @flop2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    all im saying is the main tower design is literally just dark souls since its literally the firelink shrine from dark souls 1

    • @activevertex4475
      @activevertex4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I did not know, until today, that firelink shrine was in skywars, and Im disappointed because theres no giant crow to take me back to the prison

    • @GGmanlife
      @GGmanlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same to the both of you

    • @Nsaynchkn
      @Nsaynchkn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      agreed

  • @kraiganimatesfr
    @kraiganimatesfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    8:53 the timing of the little shines on the diamond ores is perfect

  • @skihen6691
    @skihen6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    secret title: i rant about how good tribute is for 17 minutes

  • @yairfuchs9326
    @yairfuchs9326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Clearing is Tribute reskinned as Haunted.

    • @chiildren8872
      @chiildren8872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yair Fuchs u a naruto fan

    • @yairfuchs9326
      @yairfuchs9326 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      was, haven't changed profile pic for a few years lol

    • @gcarrafelli
      @gcarrafelli 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yair Fuchs lmao beginners luck

    • @herobane8030
      @herobane8030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's false

    • @herobane8030
      @herobane8030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why do u like anime?

  • @nixtedoen652
    @nixtedoen652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I tried cannoning myself on Submerged what happens?
    HALF SLABS ..

    • @mary-lh9gb
      @mary-lh9gb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NixTeDoen i feel u.. ;-;

    • @fishysquidman5689
      @fishysquidman5689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I miss TNT jumping
      - TapL 2017

    • @blobfishchin
      @blobfishchin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FishySquidMan ur dreams are gonna come true dood

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NixTeDoen SLABS* Not "half slabs".

    • @ultra3806
      @ultra3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragma's Animation half slab

  • @Incurring
    @Incurring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Technoblade's Map Idea:
    Literally a Survival Games map for Skywars instead

  • @agurker290
    @agurker290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    who else is like this
    *sees techno doing skywars like it's a piece of cake*
    *tries to play skywars because it seems so ez*
    *rages because idfk everyone is 3good5me*
    *goes back to techno and watches him all day*

    • @hydrol1539
      @hydrol1539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sweus boi stop describing my life

    • @Lotimis
      @Lotimis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is 100% me

    • @FoldedGrain9375
      @FoldedGrain9375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @imdry2169
      @imdry2169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not going to fight that statement.

    • @danielferraiuolo5856
      @danielferraiuolo5856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm late. But why does it seem that everyone has knockback 100 and I have knockback 2

  • @lilpix5177
    @lilpix5177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    It has been 5 long years, at this time all he had to worry about was skywards maps, this man was my everything. I have “TechnoBlade never dies” on my arm. He made my sense of humor what it is today ❤️ forever in my heart, Rest In Peace techoblade the potato king

    • @rawr12322
      @rawr12322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you got it tattooed? that is so awesome. im going to get a little crown or something once ive saved enough money.

    • @calebpresley8743
      @calebpresley8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love techno as much as the next guy, I'm even rewatching his videos, but you got his name tattooed? For a guy you never met, and he doesn't even know exists?

    • @gnooshguhh
      @gnooshguhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebpresley8743 yea thats a little odd, unless its got a cool design

    • @liamgale4561
      @liamgale4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@calebpresley8743 people get tats of celebrities all the time or quotes from other famous people, it's not that weird.

    • @Chickenbro69
      @Chickenbro69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      based

  • @baconow6281
    @baconow6281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    From bird's eye view, sanctuary looks like 4 fidget spinners

  • @cannicole
    @cannicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Nobody could do it like you"
    We miss you Techno, rest easy

  • @thchildishalbino2819
    @thchildishalbino2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hypixel: new map
    Techno: *it's just tribute with extra steps*

  • @wintercheckmate869
    @wintercheckmate869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Honestly, they need to make a new map where the middle is only chests.

  • @bluestone321
    @bluestone321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how Techno goes all “old man yells at cloud” on the new maps

  • @abdul_funny
    @abdul_funny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Most. Beautiful. Thumbnail. Ever.

  • @zgunepic
    @zgunepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Three years later: I watch technoblade rant about the old Skywars map

    • @souletas
      @souletas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @spooky 1 month later: i watch technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a month before me

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@souletas 3 weeks later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me

    • @SomeGuy002
      @SomeGuy002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardpike8748 1 day later: I watch Technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same a day before me

    • @blackhole927
      @blackhole927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SomeGuy002 3 weeks later- I watch technoblade rant about old skywars maps and reply to a person who did the same 3 weeks before me

    • @lilbeastnb7698
      @lilbeastnb7698 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackhole927 10 months later : I watch technoblade rant about the old skywars maps and I reply to a person who did the same 10 months before me

  • @OhLilliee
    @OhLilliee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Me: Wanting to know who made the thumbnail
    "This account doesn't exist"
    Also me: Wow-

    • @KingCheckOut
      @KingCheckOut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twitter canceled the artist

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KingCheckOut wait seriously?

    • @BananaColada
      @BananaColada 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingCheckOut damn really?

  • @jayde8797
    @jayde8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Nobody:
    Subtitles: Welcome guys to help stir the sky-

  • @cayde7853
    @cayde7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like how he ignores the other players and shows us the problems of each map

  • @ryaneastman1763
    @ryaneastman1763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Tribute + Weird Railroad Map = *Clearing*

    • @zane9859
      @zane9859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      + Haunted

    • @jazanami2806
      @jazanami2806 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IzaRedPill u deleted ur vids :(

    • @ryaneastman1763
      @ryaneastman1763 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaza Nami i quit Im sorry.

    • @jazanami2806
      @jazanami2806 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IzaRedPill why tho :(

    • @ryaneastman1763
      @ryaneastman1763 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaza Nami I might come back but in the summer

  • @mollieplayer1953
    @mollieplayer1953 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "did i mention tribute?" only ten times.

  • @talgamer412
    @talgamer412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I would like to hear you rant about just one more thing...
    rest in peace.

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

  • @trk.is.trippin
    @trk.is.trippin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how his thumbnails are showing what in the video is, that he has the humor I love and he doesnt klickbait the heck out of thingd

  • @Fishface852
    @Fishface852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:19 "Would you like to die? There's discounts right now, you can die for 50% off on your car insurance."
    13:12 "It seems like something should be down here, but this is just a random spot on the map where you can fall through the fences, which is the only part of the map that isn't HALF SLAB. *prehistoric technoblade noise*"
    15:05 "Are you...*long pause*...nice. No one could ever have dodged that lava. And, away you go.... OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO...THAT WAS SO...*obnoxious keyboard clicking*...(quietly) nice."
    15:30 "That was so cool. Just had to take a moment to appreciate how cool that was."

  • @MyPing0
    @MyPing0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    12:24 its not half slabs Techno, its just called a slab. A half slab would be half of a normal slab
    NERD!

    • @salimzukari9335
      @salimzukari9335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MyPing0 ikr every yt say that

    • @sander9606
      @sander9606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MyPing0 NERD

    • @prodbyabel3068
      @prodbyabel3068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MyPing0 I guess Techno wasn't trying to be a nerd, because usaully, people get killed when they watch TH-cam and put on Nerd Satistics. Lolz

    • @steverockplayz2104
      @steverockplayz2104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MyPing0 THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!!!!!

    • @othneil2888
      @othneil2888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah

  • @josh18link31
    @josh18link31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “If I’m using something, that’s grounds to remove it from the game entirely or nerf it” Oh boy the foreshadowing for Minecraft Monday was real

  • @morgan1740
    @morgan1740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "i've fallen into this hole like roughly 70% of the game .. *jumps* I just did it again. I tried to jump and tripped over a half slab" LOL

  • @OneGreenSeaTurtle
    @OneGreenSeaTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Techno: "We hadn't gotten a Sky Wars update in 6 months"
    Clash Royale: 2 years of no major updates
    Boom Beach: I don't even know how long its been

  • @legallydeaf
    @legallydeaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's oddly reassuring knowing whenever I'm down, I'll always have these videos to watch

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

    • @zaynredwood
      @zaynredwood ปีที่แล้ว

      @@westonlord4214 no one asked

  • @ForruptedHrek
    @ForruptedHrek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    13:02
    English.exe has stopped working

  • @Skyraider50
    @Skyraider50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only youtuber that doesnt clickbait his videos and actually puts what hes doing in the video

  • @professorhenderson7173
    @professorhenderson7173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Wow techno loves the half steps on Submerged. nice.

  • @רוביורוטן
    @רוביורוטן 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i cant belive its already been 5 years, RIP to the greatest legend of the minecraft community

  • @w7b9
    @w7b9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:54 perfect timing for the diamonds to sparkle

  • @float7z664
    @float7z664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My fav thing about technoblade are his thumbnails, they are pure masterpieces :D

  • @sigilyph_with_a_gun1184
    @sigilyph_with_a_gun1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It doesn't feel real yet.

    • @refuottsffej
      @refuottsffej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @refuottsffej
      @refuottsffej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When i watched his final video, his dad sounded too normal... I thought technos’ voice would come in yelling,”YEAH I WOULDVE DIED ,BUT BEING DEAD IS FOR NERDZ” But it didnt happen... rip techno

  • @Ethan-ju6pe
    @Ethan-ju6pe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Techno vs Huawhi in build uhc.

    • @suchattitude6756
      @suchattitude6756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just give Techno Energix

    • @yuyukooyunda7476
      @yuyukooyunda7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ImplodingMuffin Techno vs Huahwi in
      GRINCH SIMULATOR

    • @Zlinky.4220
      @Zlinky.4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yuyukooyunda7476 ah, a man of culture

  • @titleppl
    @titleppl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If I'm using something that'd be consider it as to be nerfed
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    Is this foreshadowing?

  • @kronox7928
    @kronox7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching all his videos again and I gotta say skywars is my favorite of his videos

  • @hranttahmajian8121
    @hranttahmajian8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish he was ranting now.... rest in peace man

  • @minefoot_yt6751
    @minefoot_yt6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you think your almost done with the video but he continues to rant for 10 more minutes.

  • @solee8775
    @solee8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Techno complaining about skywars not being blitz enough is just satisfying to listen to

  • @tewhetutibble5216
    @tewhetutibble5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this again just makes me think how nice of a tribute it would be to see on skywars maps the middle chests all connected. loved watching his Minecraft vids, always making great vids

  • @br1dgett
    @br1dgett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just rewatching his videos because the adhd vibes radiating from this man’s content can keep me watching for actual hours. He’s the only TH-camr I can just sit and watch without clicking away. He was the best, and his passing felt so sudden. I was physically shaking for hours after he posted his video. I thought it was a video saying he was taking a break from TH-cam because of his cancer and how he needed time for family and things like that. My heart hurt and still hurts. Rip techno. You’re still my favorite after death and will always be that wag

  • @Official.Suryansh.B
    @Official.Suryansh.B หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    8:27 What was that ''you know what im sayin''

  • @Noxuming
    @Noxuming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:39 "The other TH-camrs were French-"
    OH GOD THE FORESHADOWING-

  • @DawleyDude
    @DawleyDude ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On a techno binge! Miss this guy, God rest him! Hope his fans keep supporting his content

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    his name is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH and I love it
    this was a very fun chill video tbh his personality/humor really shines

  • @bogent2039
    @bogent2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i've watched all of technos videos for like 3-4 years now and i literally get a new old video from him in reccomended every single day

  • @nosugarforyou4008
    @nosugarforyou4008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watch technoblade rant about the new maps for 17 minutes

  • @DVM_Axolotl
    @DVM_Axolotl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:32
    Technoblade in 2017:
    "We are a nation of laws, people. You gotta respect them"
    Technoblade in 2020:
    "ANARCHY! DEATH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

  • @hekki2812
    @hekki2812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When You see someone on sky wars with No pants or No chestplate you might find technoblade

    • @kyscornflowers969
      @kyscornflowers969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this supposed to be some type of insult

  • @hollygirlie
    @hollygirlie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Techno: (*Looks at Clearing*)
    also Techno: "Isn't that just Tribute with extra steps?"

  • @refuottsffej
    @refuottsffej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Y’know i always thought technos’ personality was just him, and it is, but he always just wanted us to be happy. R.I.P LEGEND!

  • @nnmb6947
    @nnmb6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Any Technoblade youtube title:
    Me: *YES*

  • @schachmatt1581
    @schachmatt1581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    On the stream where Techno discovered the new maps I thought clearing was tribute until he mentioned it.

  • @arraza4u845
    @arraza4u845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:21 that guy spawn 4 chicken 2 times

  • @helenward6786
    @helenward6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, I know this is an old video but you just seem like a chill dude and I’d 110% be your friend.

  • @playj3cks
    @playj3cks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “This map is made out of orphan tears and half slabs”
    -Technoblade 2017

  • @ImNotDigginit
    @ImNotDigginit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just realized how he takes so little damage, that's super cool

  • @ycgzzz4725
    @ycgzzz4725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    anyone remember "My 5th grade teacher called me table" - Tayber

  • @will508failsatgaming
    @will508failsatgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:47 "just kidding it's skyward noons cares." Continues to rant.

  • @tooshorttoodunk9886
    @tooshorttoodunk9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can tell that he puts so much effort in his thumbnails just look at that art

  • @ragingsbadname6403
    @ragingsbadname6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought it said 17 minutes ago, and my heart skipped a beat and thought he was back... then I saw the full title

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏

  • @YiftachC
    @YiftachC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    its 18 minutes you deserve more subs for this clickbait, like 3 more

  • @gaegeg9744
    @gaegeg9744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I belive he is playing skywars and sky blocks with fans while strategically planning to all go for god right now. I miss him but I know he misses us equally as much. Thanks for everything techno. I truely thank you for everything you saved my life literally. Rest easy bud. You deserve it. 💔🕊

    • @iislandi
      @iislandi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty sure he already took down every god in existence. techno is ruler of all! /j

  • @ss-7162
    @ss-7162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    half slabs...
    so? a quarter of a block?

  • @ethandong3892
    @ethandong3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it took me a minute for my brain to figure out that "half slabs" are slabs. But before that, in was in a world of confusion.

  • @sami_irl
    @sami_irl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    techno: we havent gotten an update in 6 months
    tf2 players: pathetic

  • @yeezyshoes1086
    @yeezyshoes1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us.
    Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him.
    He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
    We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend.
    LONG LIVE TECHNO
    Technoblade never dies.

  • @Aaronnnnnn
    @Aaronnnnnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    watch this video with no sound, you see techno jumping up and down and spinning like a lunatic.

    • @glubzyoutube4374
      @glubzyoutube4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaaaah

    • @Aaronnnnnn
      @Aaronnnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glubzyoutube4374 i have no memory of typing this.

    • @Aaronnnnnn
      @Aaronnnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cause its 3 years old haha

    • @glubzyoutube4374
      @glubzyoutube4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aaronnnnnn lmao but it's true

    • @celestic6596
      @celestic6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aaronnnnnn lmao

  • @itscybersmoke8435
    @itscybersmoke8435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    just needed tu listen this

  • @rixzen1
    @rixzen1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I freaking love it when techno talks about maps. It is a whole lecture in its own

  • @crackeddisc1130
    @crackeddisc1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:31 "We are a nation of laws people you gotta respect them." Oh how somethings change

  • @stylussticc4306
    @stylussticc4306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah, the days when techno said "I'm kiddin" after every offensive joke. How he has changed.

  • @m3lio291
    @m3lio291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Sanctuary = fidget spinner

    • @asston712
      @asston712 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      -coffee- it's 4 fidget spinners with an island in-between the 4.

  • @zForce4
    @zForce4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: Submerge actually didn't break Techno's No1 rule of skywars: All the 5 midchests are at mid

  • @pipopipopipopipopipopipo
    @pipopipopipopipopipopipo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes techno's least favorite blocks: half slabs and the tears of orphan children

  • @theresajenislawski
    @theresajenislawski ปีที่แล้ว

    "I got this chicken on my side, whadda you got? Armour? Lame."
    just another iconic techno quote for the ages

  • @f0xL
    @f0xL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:04
    talks about light flickering then the energix text starts flickering

  • @K-Sink1
    @K-Sink1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    rest in peace man

  • @addxart
    @addxart ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s 3am and I was missing him

  • @2aj.
    @2aj. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Techno when he hits someone in hypixel skywars:
    10 blocks
    Me when I hit someone in hypixel skywars:
    1 block

    • @Averymohr11
      @Averymohr11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Techno has passed :(

    • @2aj.
      @2aj. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Averymohr11 ik

  • @DarthPickleCT
    @DarthPickleCT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact he says 17 mins and we get more makes me happy