Amber Sargent this is so true omg last year after marching season/band camp the day i got back home i passed out and when i woke up i could not really mover my back hurt so bad lmfao.
I have a tuba named Tyrone, and he likes to fall off my chair a lot, as well as not stand up right. He was also apparently prone to hitting rocks as he has a major abortion on his side. His nickname is clumsy, and that's fairly obvious as he can't stay standing for 10 minutes. He prefers to lay down, where he wobbles around like a big baby and can't stop moving... Tyrone everybody!
I named my flute Chad. He is stubborn, abd allergic to oranges, peanuts and is lactose. :3 My Cornet is Jayson, who has separation anxiety.lol Then there's Miss Mello....
@brynn gallagher plus if you've been marching fore more than a year you get to listen to the first years complain about how hot it is and how thirsty and tired they are while you just laugh with your friends and think "oh just wait till it gets hotter, you run out of water, and you have competitions where you have to wake us a 5 AM and dont get home till midnight"
My trumpet is named Rusty. He’s 37 years old and can sing really high. He’s a smooth talker and, despite his scratched up appearance, is really sweet. (what is wrong with me?)
My Trombone's name is Ludwig. He is a German and very kind, strong, and can cook, but he always glaring. he has a soft side under his cold stare, he is my hubby and I love him!!
My flute's name is Jade and she loves vibratos and low notes, but she never wants to be in tune. And my piccolo's name is Terezi and she hates e flats but loves high notes
My flutes name is Amy, she is probably the sweetest flute you will ever meet, she can be sassy and out of line on cold/humid days but usually she's super friendly❤️
Man this is sad. Most of these are about being a band family and my band doesn't have that any more. Both of the "mommy's" of my band moved or became real mommy's and quite. Now we only have strick band directors and we dont do all the stuff we used to. Its not a family anymore :/
I play sax and it's name is Leopold! Our band director was once a cheerleader for our high school. At homecoming she was cheering the fight song with them. It was epic!
My friend called her clarinet Jeffery. She even feels like she betrayed Jeffery if she accidentally leaves him in the band room. 😂 I called mine Bob. Ironically.
My clarinets name is Clara, and it is loving, caring, and considerate. It’s named after the allergy medicine that got me through half my life. I’ve spent hundreds of hours practicing with it, and still no region band, it has gone through the same struggles as me, when I think I got no bitches I get reminded of this one beautiful instrument that has acted as the reason why I’ve kept going. I couldn’t imagine the last four years of my life without her.
Maddy Star That’s the exact opposite of our band director he’s a male and his last name starts with a J. So we call him “Daddy J” sometimes... yea it took me awhile to get used to it😂but every one just thinks it’s funny so 👍🏻
I remember being in seventh grade and like oh my God I can't wait for marching band and now in ninth grade I'm wishing that somehow it rains and practice gets cancelled
You cancel practice if it rains? In my band we march in the rain as long as there's no lighting and if there is lightning we just move to the gym and go over dance work or practice music in the band room
My bass drum ' s name is Brandon and when it comes to getting stuff done he's on the job. Sometimes he tells me that I'm playing to hard and I need to relax so I listen to him and he's really easy to talk to and understand.
My trumpet's name is Rose, she loves letting her valves get stuck when I need to play, and she hates letting her tuning slide be moved. At all. Ha, it hasn't been moved in over a year.
You know how each band has its own jokes? Well that is why my clarinet is named the Renaldo, because of an inside joke. And it *blows* my mind that you seemed so nice and then acted like such a douche.
My marching flute's name in Jane. She's caring and hard-working from a broken home. My concert flute is Anna. She is naturally talented, hates that she is better than Jane, and has a pretty perfect life. I'm getting a picc that I'll probably name Grace or another plain name like Jane and Anna.
Omg my band director can sing soo good it surprised me at first but now we always ask him to sing out parts bc he does it so wonderfully and it is funny to have chorus kids come in to hear him sing
my snare drums name is uncle george. my left sticks name is george jr, and the right sticks name is george jr II. uncle george is good friends with the quints but he has an rivalry with the bass drums.
My sad student bundy flutes only last about one year, so I have had Charleston(5-6) Charleston the Second(7-first day of band camp) and Charleston the Third(second day of band camp-9), but I'm going to get an intermediate flute for concert season named Charles. Not named Charleston for it's a cursed name
My flute’s name is Sylvia. I haven’t given them a personality but they do have a name. My bass guitar doesn’t have a name, but if one comes to me, that’ll be it.
My trombone is names Caroline and she's pretty sweet but, she can be a real pain in the brass.
+K Turn nyehhehehe
+K Turn Dont be a brass hole -.-
Nicholas Markowski Any suggestions for drumstick names?
my trombones name is Troye and hes my another crush💕
K Turn my trombones name is Terry.
Pick up Lines:
You don't have to say "Band Ten Hut" to call me to attention : - )
"Hit!"
Coco Lemon or if your a trombone you could say "I have a tromboner that I wanna share with you"
"you look so Sax-y you want to go tuba-nd?"
Coco Lemon lol I don't get it
Coco Lemon,
All I can think of Is I'm a fermata hold me xD
My clarinet's name is Charlie and he smokes reed
Golden M0nkey nice
HAHA!
Nice. I play the clarinet too
Mine is Larry :)
My piccolo's name is Philip
You know you’re a band geek when this video is in your recommended
I died at "I'm a fermata... *hold me.*"😂😂😂
Y'all are all complaining about neck strap tan lines but allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of drum harness sweat marks.
+Amber Sargent omg yes!!!! it is the worst!!!
And the back issues that follow marching season
Amber Sargent this is so true omg last year after marching season/band camp the day i got back home i passed out and when i woke up i could not really mover my back hurt so bad lmfao.
alexis ! #percussionproblems
What do you play?
Amber Sargent Concert Snare and sometimes Marching Tenor what about you?
Hey band?! HEY WHAT?!
Our band's not the only one!
Mine does that
CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT?!
*WHAT WHAT?!*
we do that all the time!!!
I was about to comment this
You sing your band songs in your head and to yourself outloud
purplecatlover1825 randompizza as I read this I was singing photo finish and thunderbird
My trumpets name is Donald, donald trumpet. You know his personality
SilentStorm7 my trumpet name is Timmy trumpet XD
Cap'n nartle he wants to keep the illegal clarinets out of his solo.
I think there are plenty of donald trumpets. I've named mine Donald trumpet the third. Why the third? Absolutely no reason.
My trumpet's name is Big Papa. . .
So you blow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Donald every day
My trumpet's name is Tyler. Sometimes he's a little lazy…But he's very confident
Of course he's confident he is a trumpet, they are the most egotistical members of a band +Diana Correia
TRUUMPETS WOOO
Turtle chip Mckinnie MELLOPHONES FOREVER!
mellophonesheikah lol my friend plays mello
Turtle chip Mckinnie it is the best
lol
My Clarinet's name is Morning Glory and she is getting upgraded (*FINALLY!!*) from beginner to professional!!😍😍
I named my clarinet reed.
Ha
+Bella Beezwax I named mine Carl.
i named my trumpet
Paige, god i love paige
Stormy P my clarinet's name is Richard
Mine is named Clara.
I just got a new baritone. Her name is Athena. All the baritones are named after Greek gods. Except Tiffany, she's just salty.
My Alto Saxophone was made in Azerbaijan so my class calls him Julio.
I also have an Alto Saxophone and her name is Century and Really likes hitting me in the face.
I have a tuba named Tyrone, and he likes to fall off my chair a lot, as well as not stand up right. He was also apparently prone to hitting rocks as he has a major abortion on his side. His nickname is clumsy, and that's fairly obvious as he can't stay standing for 10 minutes. He prefers to lay down, where he wobbles around like a big baby and can't stop moving... Tyrone everybody!
+Comedy Central Your Comment Made Me Laugh So Hard I Fell Of The Bed While Laughing So Hard I'm Crying
I have a sax named Jeffery, he’s really annoying and loves squeezing especially when I try and play any D
aw man there lucky they have the cool hats, my school was close to getting the cool hats but my band director said no. :(
You mean Shanko's
Mastercoolbeans The Bosssss it's even more fun when you get plumes. Until it rains...
we're getting new uniforms for nats next year and we begged our band director to keep our aussies (the cool hats)
AUSSIES FOR LIFE!!!
I'm going into the Conroe Tiger Band soon and we get new uniforms this year!!😍😍 With hats😃
if I told my band director I couldn't find my dot book he'd give me push ups for losing it then tell me to go look for it
"One more time"
Lol pick up lines. You give me a tromboner.
lol
Is my horn angle too high again?
NumNut 😂 what if your a girl that plays trombone lol
NumNut Let's talk about sax baby
Aoba-San You're*
This is hilarious! Nice job, and BAND RULES!
My flutes name is flutey xD
I named my flute Chad. He is stubborn, abd allergic to oranges, peanuts and is lactose. :3
My Cornet is Jayson, who has separation anxiety.lol
Then there's Miss Mello....
Chad seems awesome xD
My tuba is Julien, yes for the dolly parton song
BAND GEEKS UNITE XD
My flute's name is Conflex, hehe
He's my son, and he has mood swings
When it says "You wear your instrement as a hat."
I'm just looking at my flute confused like, "How..?"
A new pick up line: I get a tromboner whenever I look at you.
I had my oboe reed in my mouth and went into the hallway with it. Five kids asked me if it was weed... smoke reed everyday
When you can't relate because you're in pit. That xylophone scale in the background of the band room is me 😂
I named my trumpet Berlin. He is always happy and sometimes when I drop him he accepts my apologies
WOOOO TRUMPET 😀 my fellow trumpeter
My trumpet is named vanqueesha and she is extremely ratchet and likes Sunday's because her favorite show on BET is on
im in middle school my last year, then i go off to high school where i do marching instead of just playing. WOOOOOOOO
***** oh god😞
@brynn gallagher plus if you've been marching fore more than a year you get to listen to the first years complain about how hot it is and how thirsty and tired they are while you just laugh with your friends and think "oh just wait till it gets hotter, you run out of water, and you have competitions where you have to wake us a 5 AM and dont get home till midnight"
My trumpet is named Rusty. He’s 37 years old and can sing really high. He’s a smooth talker and, despite his scratched up appearance, is really sweet. (what is wrong with me?)
There's nothing wrong with you. It's called you signed up for marching band where we're all crazy!
My Trombone's name is Ludwig. He is a German and very kind, strong, and can cook, but he always glaring. he has a soft side under his cold stare, he is my hubby and I love him!!
My flute's name is Jade and she loves vibratos and low notes, but she never wants to be in tune. And my piccolo's name is Terezi and she hates e flats but loves high notes
Toy DavisAvis omg the homestuck is strong with this one (coming from a jade cosplayer who plays flute)
Carina Owlchild My trumpet is named Karkat. He is very loud and angry, but can also be very sweet.
Toy So Sweet like, Terezi from homestuck..?
Bec Noir yes
E flat is like my favorite note on trombone.
Band has taught me I can lay and sleep anywhere (thanks band camp and late bus rides 3 to a seat) 😂
My clarinets name is Montmorrency and he's a little shy sometimes. He tends to miss things when under pressure but he's a very good boy.
The whole music block at my school is my second home
My baritone is named Thomas and he is loud, obnoxious, damaged and mischievous but he is still loved.
My flutes name is Amy, she is probably the sweetest flute you will ever meet, she can be sassy and out of line on cold/humid days but usually she's super friendly❤️
Man this is sad. Most of these are about being a band family and my band doesn't have that any more. Both of the "mommy's" of my band moved or became real mommy's and quite. Now we only have strick band directors and we dont do all the stuff we used to. Its not a family anymore :/
I play sax and it's name is Leopold! Our band director was once a cheerleader for our high school. At homecoming she was cheering the fight song with them. It was epic!
My flute's name is Gerard Frank Iero Way. I start a one man moshpit when I play him
Oml same
i stan your flute now
*The band room being my home is probably the most relatable thing ever.*
Bro google maps thinks I work in my schools band hall.
My band calls our director chef...
My friend called her clarinet Jeffery. She even feels like she betrayed Jeffery if she accidentally leaves him in the band room. 😂
I called mine Bob. Ironically.
My saxophone's name is Sparky Sparky Boom Man. He can be really feisty at times. He's always hitting me
I've pretended my sax is a flute, it doesn't work well.
My clarinets name is Clara, and it is loving, caring, and considerate. It’s named after the allergy medicine that got me through half my life. I’ve spent hundreds of hours practicing with it, and still no region band, it has gone through the same struggles as me, when I think I got no bitches I get reminded of this one beautiful instrument that has acted as the reason why I’ve kept going. I couldn’t imagine the last four years of my life without her.
Ahh, napping in the cupboards.
And come on flute is great for no tan lines xD
On our "HEY BAND!" part our director (or drum major)says "HEY BAND!" and we say "HEY WHAT?"
i love band !!!
When he said hey band, I said hey what.
Man i love those hats!!!
When my band director yells "Hey, Band" we say 'Hey, what?".
All of our marching band had lanyard strap tan lines 😂😂
when your band instructor is the funniest person you know
It is true. BAND IS MY LIFE, AND IS THE ONLY POINT OF SCHOOL!!
are you an eight minute marching band show? bc you take my breath away ;)
My Timpani's are named Samantha, Jorge, Jeremy, Margaret, and Petunia. and they are my babies... Yay Percussion!
I have a piccolo named Philip
My trumpets name is Tom and hes my pet. (Get it? Tom Pet sounds like trumpet? No? Close enough)
Lol love it
My saxophone's name is tulip and she's shy when playing for an audience but she's always there when I need her.
My clarinet's name is George and he likes hanging out with the trumpets.
My band directors a male and I'm sure no one wants to call him 'daddy'
Maddy Star
That’s the exact opposite of our band director he’s a male and his last name starts with a J.
So we call him “Daddy J” sometimes... yea it took me awhile to get used to it😂but every one just thinks it’s funny so 👍🏻
According to one girl our main band director is dad, our instructor is daddy, and our other band director is father
We call ours “dad” all the time.
I remember being in seventh grade and like oh my God I can't wait for marching band and now in ninth grade I'm wishing that somehow it rains and practice gets cancelled
You cancel practice if it rains? In my band we march in the rain as long as there's no lighting and if there is lightning we just move to the gym and go over dance work or practice music in the band room
Considering I'm in pit, it would be hard to wear my instrument as a hat
Same
Same but I'm in drumline
i could put a cymbal on my head lol
Lexi Ober
Criss cross a bunch of mallets to make a crown or something
Lyla Laycre
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Tape on a practice pad
I don't own a trumpet, I usually borrow from school. I had an old beaten up trumpet that I named Coco-puff xD I do miss him.
My bass drum ' s name is Brandon and when it comes to getting stuff done he's on the job. Sometimes he tells me that I'm playing to hard and I need to relax so I listen to him and he's really easy to talk to and understand.
My tenor saxophones name is El diablos angeles (the Devils angel) because it can be super stubborn sometimes and it can be like an angel, perfect
Please take this time to recognize all the yearly freshmen that watch at least 20 of these videos to fit in, or to see what high school band is like.
my flute's name is Carl Van Flutmer. He's really obnoxious... especially with those high notes!
My trumpet's name is Rose, she loves letting her valves get stuck when I need to play, and she hates letting her tuning slide be moved. At all. Ha, it hasn't been moved in over a year.
My band director says "HEY BAND" we say "HEY WHAT"
same
My bass 2 is named Spicy Boy. He's a mellow guy, but he likes to get crazy at parties with Latisha, our bass 1.
I named my Conn 88H F Attachment Trombone Effie Trinket...
Band actually gets so tiring when your directors ego inflates since you've been best in state for 27 years in a row
My clarinets name is Clara and my tenor saxophones name is Sasha and BOTH CLARA AND SASHA LOVE SOUNDING AIRY ASF
My violin (yeah i am in orchestra) is named Morning Wood because I see him every morning before I go to school.
Omg😅😅😂😂
Emma Lee What do you name your instrument?
My clarinets name is Renaldo.
That is the most anti-punny name I have ever heard, it *blows* my mind to think of even one pun.
You know how each band has its own jokes? Well that is why my clarinet is named the Renaldo, because of an inside joke. And it *blows* my mind that you seemed so nice and then acted like such a douche.
I called my Saxophone "Duck" once when I was trying to get low notes...
My marching flute's name in Jane. She's caring and hard-working from a broken home. My concert flute is Anna. She is naturally talented, hates that she is better than Jane, and has a pretty perfect life. I'm getting a picc that I'll probably name Grace or another plain name like Jane and Anna.
Why so ACURATE😂😂
i wish i had a band director like that
When you create a fort out of tuba cases and stands...
When you play literally any other piece of music except for the music you’re supposed to
My trumpets name is Wade. He's a lot better than my last trumpet Roderich but Roderich is a sweetheart.
I play bass clarinet. The neck strap applies to me too.
I love NMMS band so much I love being apart of it😝😝
(in a really high pitch) im a fermata
(now it's really low) HOLD ME!!!
This has to be the best band video ever :D
Omg my band director can sing soo good it surprised me at first but now we always ask him to sing out parts bc he does it so wonderfully and it is funny to have chorus kids come in to hear him sing
I play the saxophone, and suffer the horrors of the neckstrap tan lineXD
My Alto sax is named slayer because I always get first chair when chair placement comes around.
We say ‘hey band’ “HEY WAT”
Okay, we don't call our director mom, but the trumpet section calls me both mom and dad.
That was LIT
My band teachers name is Mrs. Frazier and we say "Hail Frazier!"
my snare drums name is uncle george. my left sticks name is george jr, and the right sticks name is george jr II. uncle george is good friends with the quints but he has an rivalry with the bass drums.
My sad student bundy flutes only last about one year, so I have had Charleston(5-6) Charleston the Second(7-first day of band camp) and Charleston the Third(second day of band camp-9), but I'm going to get an intermediate flute for concert season named Charles. Not named Charleston for it's a cursed name
The clarinets husband should've been named Reg.
My instrument name? Slidey fart horn.My drum major's name? Captain Flappy.
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
My flute’s name is Sylvia. I haven’t given them a personality but they do have a name. My bass guitar doesn’t have a name, but if one comes to me, that’ll be it.
In my drumline, we stab each other with sticks and snap damaged ones.
MY BAND DIRECTOR PUTS MEMES ON HIS STAND! YOU KNOW HE'S GOOD!
DISMISSED! THANK GOD!
0:22 the grey trumpet case behind his head is the same as mine