MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND BE LIKE

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  • @funky58abi95
    @funky58abi95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    "LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOIIIIIIIIII"

    • @ZebraSlapper
      @ZebraSlapper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You suck we get all the loud parts and we are in the marching band all brass!

    • @zalexville
      @zalexville 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can attest to that argument since I an an Oboist ;)

    • @ypaexio4263
      @ypaexio4263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zalexvilles same here

    • @henniferpanini2715
      @henniferpanini2715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ehomeyjr yup

    • @danyagha5654
      @danyagha5654 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Move your fingers baaaoooiuuuiiiiii

  • @inklily80
    @inklily80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7294

    Band teacher: someone sounds off tune can the flutes play it again but one at a time
    Me: *sweats*

    • @inklily80
      @inklily80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Ehomeyjr lol my friend plays the oboe and she plays beautifully,but the teacher doesn't seem to give a damn ( ._.)

    • @ciscokidd7164
      @ciscokidd7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      When that happens, I tend to get extremely nervous and not blow fast air through the hole, so I cannot play A (the tuning note for woodwinds) that is an octave higher.

    • @sachyaxii6099
      @sachyaxii6099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      inksenpai .0. SAME.

    • @peace3310
      @peace3310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      inksenpai .0. Its the same with violin lol

    • @inklily80
      @inklily80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gem Shine really?!? I didn't know lol

  • @emmalynnfr
    @emmalynnfr ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Clarinets: *Being perfectly loud*
    Teacher: CLARINETS GIVE ME MORE!!
    The class: *Looks at clarinets*
    Clarinets: *SQEAK*
    Teacher: Ok maybe it was better before

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a clarinet player this is too accurate lol .

    • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
      @JustARandomPersonLol69420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@azerm9our clarinet players At my school NEED to be loud. They don’t even play half the time and when they do it sounds like a cat dying.

    • @pink_tea_dream2898
      @pink_tea_dream2898 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a clarinet player its accurate there's only three in the entire band an one doesn't even play right

    • @opalpeters1339
      @opalpeters1339 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FR THO IMA CLARINET PLAYER

    • @Declan8878YT
      @Declan8878YT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a french horn, and when I hear our band director say "ok clarinets", I just cover my ears

  • @collincoolisGOATED
    @collincoolisGOATED ปีที่แล้ว +80

    1:34 as a former middle school lead percussionist, this could not be more accurate 😂

    • @CageBoyUWU
      @CageBoyUWU ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ey we got to make sure that they work😂

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate when these 𝗺𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘀 do that

    • @BasicallyBader
      @BasicallyBader 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate it when people do that, our band has like 17 percussionists, but me and these 3 other kids are the only good ones who actually go hard. some of those kids don't even know what a half note is

    • @BaconBoss4
      @BaconBoss4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FR people need to stop touching our stuff it’s soo anoying

    • @No..names_7
      @No..names_7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Percusionist here!! And I agree

  • @_sausageman_
    @_sausageman_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    Percussion: we’re not going too fast, everyone is going too slow

    • @fox_sox9783
      @fox_sox9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      _Sausageman _ Well, when I can hear the rest of the band playing, and see my band directors hand moving much faster during my 50 measures of rest, I’m pretty sure they’re too slow.
      Also my band director has us practice the fight song at like 120+ but then proceeds to death stare percussion for playing too fast when he has us play 20 bpm in the gym
      Edit: This is not meant to be passive aggressive. I just thought it might be funny 👌

    • @shinobicat1486
      @shinobicat1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They're litterally the tempo if someone is off beat it isn't percussion

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Percussion in my class is so loud that I had to get musician earplugs. My hearing used to be better but now it’s just gone. XD

    • @avaithink77
      @avaithink77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@noscheisse2455 because from far away you cant even hear us.

    • @avaithink77
      @avaithink77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shinobicat1486 very true.

  • @alexis5334
    @alexis5334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    band teacher:percussionists can you play that line again?
    everyone in the room: *turns around to stare at the percussion section*

    • @isaacn7492
      @isaacn7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Exactly!

    • @kittystew.
      @kittystew. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ikr, I don't understand why everyone does that-
      (Totally not me :v)

    • @jefftheevilpotato
      @jefftheevilpotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      True

    • @dlecouree
      @dlecouree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Me, a percussionist: **sweats nervously**

    • @PokemonPedigree
      @PokemonPedigree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Trueeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @garlic_bread_toast4403
    @garlic_bread_toast4403 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My band teacher had a rule, where whenever you play a percussion instrumen, and you aren't a percussionist, then you either have to do 25 pushups or you get written up. That just led to everybody playing their instruments at the start of class, which led to about 96 decibals for about 5 minutes a day and permanent hearing damage. Somebody also decided to run his hand across the wind chimes one time and got the option of either 720 pushups, or he could get written up. He decided to get written up.

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying on the floor rn

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old ปีที่แล้ว

      No seriously holy sh-

    • @Baked_Beans251
      @Baked_Beans251 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need that rule cuz the one friggin trumpet player keeps coming up and playing percussion (mostly bells) and Istg I want to punch him in the face so hard LIKE MF GET KFF MY DAMN INSTRUMENT AND GO BLOW INTO YOUR PIECE OF METAL

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao; I'm telling me teacher this rule

    • @EclipseYT13
      @EclipseYT13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DAMN

  • @phoenixwing5133
    @phoenixwing5133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember middle school band. In 6th grade, they kept us separated by woodwinds and brass and taught us how to play our instruments first. Then, as we got into actual sheet music, they finally put us together in full band and we got to play all together for the first time. I still remember how glorious (and horrible) it was. As soon as we stopped, everybody started talking to each other about how amazing it felt to be part of that.
    I miss those days. I wanna be back in high school band so bad man I peaked in high school and my life since has been a slow downfall. It's only been a year since I graduated wtf 😭
    I wanna go back to the first time we went to a marching band competition and took home the grand prize. Like that's one hell of an achievement for a "freshman" who hadn't started school yet.

  • @barebearz545
    @barebearz545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    When it says Bb but they play B Natural

    • @ruddthree8105
      @ruddthree8105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I had this one peice where the whole trumpet group played b flat, but it was b natural, and the teacher didn't catch it until the day before the concert...

    • @kaijuuben5646
      @kaijuuben5646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On what, treble or bass clef?

    • @gicsgaming847
      @gicsgaming847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I ALWAYS PLAY Bb WHEN IT'S B NATURAL

    • @lucapoopa9721
      @lucapoopa9721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That makes me mad ugh

    • @starlaspencer9625
      @starlaspencer9625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Barebearz omg yas!! I hate that!!

  • @markgaddie6290
    @markgaddie6290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5460

    About 2% of middle school band students know what a vibrato is.

    • @animeplease8118
      @animeplease8118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Genevieve Gohl because its the one thing flute is known for is a vibrato. no one else really needs a vibrato unless its a solo or its needed

    • @markgaddie6290
      @markgaddie6290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In middle school?

    • @markgaddie6290
      @markgaddie6290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I play flute too btw

    • @jadenm6770
      @jadenm6770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mark Gaddie I play flute to

    • @asianwillyt7938
      @asianwillyt7938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mark Gaddie yup I'm in middle school and I have no idea what a vibrato is

  • @meg30acre
    @meg30acre ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a middle school percussionist, I can confirm that EVERYONE TOUCHES OUR INSTRUMENTS!

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople ปีที่แล้ว

      We hate it too

    • @txs.angelito
      @txs.angelito ปีที่แล้ว

      on god they usually brass people who touch or stuff

    • @SlightlyOffendedKiwi
      @SlightlyOffendedKiwi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@txs.angelito it’s always
      that one trumpet player: “no I’m allowed to be back here because my friend is a percussionist”
      The “friend”: “hUh-“

    • @Jango_Fett22
      @Jango_Fett22 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr I’m like bro stop touching my snare and they always go after the snares

    • @Stopflying
      @Stopflying 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too bro! My snares are in danger!

  • @crunchy02
    @crunchy02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    in my band class, everyone gets mad at the trumpets because they're the ones messing up two thirds of the time 💀

    • @pygy2020old
      @pygy2020old ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a trumpet player, I make a LOT of mistakes playing

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was in my schools beginning band 💀

    • @azerm9
      @azerm9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too much.

    • @object-official
      @object-official ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for my band it's percussion and saxophone, maybe flute sometimes.

    • @object-official
      @object-official ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm *the* trumpet

  • @magicalwolfclaws9089
    @magicalwolfclaws9089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Its almost disappointing how true this is.

    • @petroopa1667
      @petroopa1667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MagicalWolfClaws I'm a percussionist and I can relate to this AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

    • @magicalwolfclaws9089
      @magicalwolfclaws9089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hehe, Flutist ^^. I'm pretty sure all bands can relate or connect to this by some degree xD

    • @blueberry8726
      @blueberry8726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MagicalWolfClaws
      😰im surprised how true this is...and im in high-school to

    • @joshbussineau1491
      @joshbussineau1491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MagicalWolfClaws ikr

    • @justputmebackinthefridge1698
      @justputmebackinthefridge1698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MagicalWolfClaws yeah xD

  • @0I0I0
    @0I0I0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2482

    french horn player: dumps water out*
    woodwinds:eEEEEewEwwwW

    • @rexxdrive2079
      @rexxdrive2079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I had like a gallon of water come out once, and one of the flute players was like *"how much value oil did you put in there?"*

    • @ayn2604
      @ayn2604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lol so true. im a trumpet player

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm the only girl woodwind who is ok with it, the guy woodwinds are ok with it, all the other woodwind girls are triggered...

    • @alext_t3166
      @alext_t3166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don’t know if it’s just me but I LOVE to annoy my woodwind friends by emptying my spit valve out around them

    • @0I0I0
      @0I0I0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alext_t3166 xD

  • @North_Park
    @North_Park ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Saxophones your too loud” -Middle school band directors

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople ปีที่แล้ว

      Nawh it's the trumpets for me

    • @OMGMyHypeBoyKeita
      @OMGMyHypeBoyKeita หลายเดือนก่อน

      YESSS US TOO but idm cuz the saxophones usually have similar parts to clarinet, but they’re like 100x better so they cover up my horrible playing lmao

  • @aexitis
    @aexitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Today I had the interesting experience of playing with the percussionist that was playing with our orchestra for Assessments. (I don’t play percussion, I’m a first violin but I broke my arm yesterday and couldn’t bow so our director just decided I’d figure out how to play tambourine in 45 mins so that I could play the concert.) And here are just a couple things he said: “Wait… WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY NOTES??” “So, are violas just violins that want to be special?” “FOR THE LAST TIME… STOP TOUCHING THE SNARE DRUM.” “So, do like all orchestra directors hate percussionists or just this one?” “I’m confused, you only have 4 strings, how do you make so many different noises?” “Why are the violins such show offs?” “Dude, what’s that big one. Is it on steroids?” (Talking about a double bass 😭) And many more…

    • @cadenbarnfather1434
      @cadenbarnfather1434 ปีที่แล้ว

      wdym double bass I thought it was the megaviolin (jk)

  • @mingi4924
    @mingi4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    The most famous quote from all saxophones,,,
    “wHiCh SaX????”

  • @alexawatson7799
    @alexawatson7799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    *Leaves own funeral* sorry I have band

    • @xx-tr8so
      @xx-tr8so 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      me lmfao

    • @jojoanimated7314
      @jojoanimated7314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alexa Watson lol

    • @andyskillet
      @andyskillet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "My teacher will behead me with a saxophone mouthpiece. See y'all."

    • @accio_hufflepuff3274
      @accio_hufflepuff3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexa Watson same though 😅

    • @tiny--
      @tiny-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Comes Back To Life* There is a concert happening I have to go sorry

  • @GarbageNation
    @GarbageNation ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Band Director: Alright tubas can we hear measure 1 - 12 please? Tubas: *Plays the same note through all 12 measures. That is a true experience for me.

    • @Baked_Beans251
      @Baked_Beans251 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @PhichePxylode
      @PhichePxylode 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I kept playing the same notes in The Tempest by Robert W. Smith in a concert

  • @imstanley767
    @imstanley767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a middle schooler who plays the trombone in band, I can confirm everything in this video is true.

    • @beckylee2093
      @beckylee2093 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a clarient, brass get your crap to together. I agree

    • @Jango_Fett22
      @Jango_Fett22 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a tuba player and some of this video is true like the other sections playing the percussion instruments

    • @virturegd5247
      @virturegd5247 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beckylee2093as a brass, you gotta get your crap together and stop squeaking your reeds during the best part of the song

    • @beckylee2093
      @beckylee2093 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@virturegd5247 I don't squeak thank you. But your a ducking brass player and y'all can never play in tune, or at the right times. Do you even know how to count rests?

    • @raincake236
      @raincake236 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also as a middle school trombone player, this video is pretty accurate.

  • @ykkkaa2723
    @ykkkaa2723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Clarinets be like "Ima play the highest note we can play"
    Flutes be like "really plays the highest note"
    Everyone screams

    • @troysmithfr
      @troysmithfr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Technically there is no highest note for any instrument, except for maybe string instruments. Edgy middle schoolers. I played a D an octave above the two ledger-line one above the staff, on clarinet. And don't you love when a flute player walks up to a clarinet bragging that they're better, and then they don't hold the instrument properly?

    • @victoriah5975
      @victoriah5975 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fausto the Cat - Why?

    • @SeSaGaming
      @SeSaGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No Brass smashes his finger and that scream is the loudest

    • @lizcraven110
      @lizcraven110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I play the flute. this is 100% accurate lmao, my section is slowly making the clarinets deaf

  • @wesleymiller8661
    @wesleymiller8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    “You don’t have anything under an eighth note”
    As a percussionist, I can take either side in this situation.

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Kane Jones bro I did that at Festival and I’m p sure I cost us our score xd

    • @diceqube6439
      @diceqube6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a saxophonist, I win

    • @thanos6346
      @thanos6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a brass player, I can confirm that we rarely saw anything the likes of a 16th note or tripla in middle school.

    • @Luna.cosp1ays
      @Luna.cosp1ays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kane Jones I’ve done that too xd

    • @Luna.cosp1ays
      @Luna.cosp1ays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree we can be on either side of that situation

  • @Kamel-Elkadri
    @Kamel-Elkadri ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember watching this when I was a 6th grader starting out on clarinet. Now I just graduated high school and rewatching this video again. Band is so much fun.

  • @USARAHHHH08
    @USARAHHHH08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a fellow trombone player, when I was a beginner, I was practicing at home and my sister snatched my slide off my trombone. She almost broke it.

    • @justinweng7695
      @justinweng7695 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow trombone player in 9th grade, if that was my sister, no matter how old she is, I’m throwing hands on her

    • @USARAHHHH08
      @USARAHHHH08 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinweng7695 Omg 💀

  • @briannabear1459
    @briannabear1459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Band Teachers Be Like:
    *TIGHTER LIPS BILLY*
    *WHERE’S YOUR FREAKIN STAND REBECCA*
    *HOLD THE NOTE LONGER JESSICA*
    *HALF NOTES ARE TWO COUNTS NOT THREE TIMMY*
    *POSTURE GUYS YOU LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE READS*

    • @kaitlyn2295
      @kaitlyn2295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My band tho

    • @JessIsSketch
      @JessIsSketch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emmie Jhonson you said my name and my teacher says that to me too much

    • @TocamiWolf
      @TocamiWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emmie Jhonson This comment is absolute gold

    • @user-fn7ee1sb3c
      @user-fn7ee1sb3c 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG
      YES!!

    • @mochi925
      @mochi925 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @asterbel2895
    @asterbel2895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    Band teacher be like: "All right, let's play from the start, in a one and a two"
    School band members: *Plays the melody terribly and does not give a shit about staccato, forte, or anything that matters*
    And the teacher is like: "Yep. This is my life."
    Respect to all Music Teachers of schools as they must deal with idiots

    • @ypctyy688
      @ypctyy688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Asterbel Music no my band teacher is an idiot one time I was walking down a hall and heard him cussing out middle schoolers -_-

    • @cadmiumandwilsin2993
      @cadmiumandwilsin2993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Our eighth grade band actually got the teacher to quit after his first year. It was awful. He retired from music teaching completely. I feel really bad for the guy.

    • @3thanheimer
      @3thanheimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asterbel Music holy fuck that is so right

    • @mr.resetti77
      @mr.resetti77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes it's the elementary teachers fault, because I know more than half of my band class didn't know these terms when they came in.

    • @Jackietubepro
      @Jackietubepro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Band teacher: Ok 1 and the 2 and the 1 2 3 and go
      *1 kid plays on a rest*
      Other kids: *Groans*

  • @royalepinky3688
    @royalepinky3688 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Teacher: "Okay students, everybody but the percussionists work on that song some more."
    **comes up to percussion section**
    Teacher: "Okay I'm going to be teaching you guys a new instrument and how to use it."
    Everybody in the class: **Turns around to percussion section**

    • @PhichePxylode
      @PhichePxylode 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a brass player, I can agree that everyone looks at the percussionist when it’s their turn

  • @Ko-komedian
    @Ko-komedian ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:15 the rivalry between the trumpets and the oboes :') so trueeeee

    • @triplereeds
      @triplereeds 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i play both… do i have a rivalry with myself?

    • @Ko-komedian
      @Ko-komedian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@triplereeds Ha! I respect you, the fact that you can tolerate with two of the most annoying instruments un my opinion... I also play the oboe, my only mission is to break the thought that middle school oboe suck. JUST GIVE ME A SOLO! I PROMOISE I WONT MESS UP

  • @gracewilliams9451
    @gracewilliams9451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    (I play French horn)
    Band instructor: Ok, let's practice this note!
    Woodwind: *nails it*
    Trumpet: *beautiful*
    Tuba/baritone: *lovely*
    French horn: uhhhh. Which octave?
    Instructor: this one!
    French horns: k *sounds like a dying whale. Everyone starts laughing at us*
    This is my everyday life in band... 😕 #RespectTheFrenchHorns

    • @webbydraws
      @webbydraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gRAciE
      SAME OMF

    • @cornfieldbees3533
      @cornfieldbees3533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a fellow F horn player I can agree with this.
      Playing F horn can be lonely.

    • @cryo7847
      @cryo7847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true... I don't play French horn but when I was in band the French horns got picked on because they always screwed up the notes. It must be hard.

    • @uhjiokmm7320
      @uhjiokmm7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just by trying to match the pitch is really difficult, playing the f key is really loud, but sounds really deep.

    • @culturedswine3586
      @culturedswine3586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m crying bc it’s so true, me and a another F Horn player just help each other but fail. Another Horn player wants to quit.

  • @spheyuh
    @spheyuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    Here's my version (I play the oboe in wind ensemble and alto sax in jazz band)
    Flutes: I practiced for three hours last night without stopping. Don't talk to me.
    Oboes: Left handed Eb can go suck an ass, also I'm probably gay
    Alto Sax: I only know meme music.
    Tenor Sax: I used to play something else, also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY QUIETLY
    Baritone Sax: MY INSTRUMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO
    Bassoon: Don't give me high notes. I will kill all high notes you give me
    Clarinet: I'd like to be moved away from the trumpets please...?
    Bass Clarinet: I AM NOT A SAXOPHONE STOP
    Trumpet: I AM THE LEADER OF THE BAND HEAR ME ROAR
    French Horn: I don't know what I'm doing and I've gotten hit by way too many trombone slides.
    Trombone: I'm really good at scales- oh there goes my slide oops
    Tuba: I'm supposed to be the loudest in the band but I'm barely louder than the flutes.
    Euphonium: Who?
    Percussion: The band director hates every single one of us.

    • @writingwizard4227
      @writingwizard4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sophia Manzor the alto sax (me) is so true tho...

    • @fivestarfuego
      @fivestarfuego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg yes I always get hit by a trombone slide so my band director put us by the tubas

    • @bogman78
      @bogman78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      at school, me and my other fellow alto saxophone players own the place. we play louder than everyone

    • @ventisbarbatos
      @ventisbarbatos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      see i play tenor sax, alto sax, percussion, bariton sax, soprano sax, and tuba so i don't know where i fit in

    • @ventisbarbatos
      @ventisbarbatos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I MISPELLED BARITONE OML

  • @CowboyVR1248
    @CowboyVR1248 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:28 percussion left the chat

  • @strangepickle0172
    @strangepickle0172 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so true, brings back memories from my middle school band days!

  • @M_RRR-tn6tk
    @M_RRR-tn6tk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    You forgot how percussionists literally get 1 freaking note in a whole song

    • @MewPurPur
      @MewPurPur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sometimes it's twice as much actually!
      and it halves the value they are giving

    • @Rickey1
      @Rickey1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      64M3_3RR0R in our band it's only the god damn percussion because that's the only thing you can hear

    • @spiderontoiletpaper789
      @spiderontoiletpaper789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Percussionists only get 1 solo for the rest of eternity

    • @ferny198
      @ferny198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      64M3_3RR0R
      Meanwhile woodwinds barely have time to breathe

    • @mrgoldfish573
      @mrgoldfish573 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

  • @donttalktome3230
    @donttalktome3230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    You forgot the
    "PERCUSSION STOP PLAYING AND PLAY ATTENTION!" -Band Director

    • @rueblue21
      @rueblue21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont Talk To Me HAHAHGSHSKFHSOBD IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE 😂

    • @sarsoura1027
      @sarsoura1027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anika7157
      @anika7157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is the single truth in the world

    • @anika7157
      @anika7157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knowing from both a woodwind and percussion player everything in this video is accurate lmao

    • @aidangrady4409
      @aidangrady4409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont Talk To Me yep same

  • @herberthrojas2437
    @herberthrojas2437 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:00 it’s like that with alto saxes but low notes

  • @TromboneEnthusiast
    @TromboneEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว

    So true lol! Amazing job! Also that trombone slide beginner was hilarious!!

  • @SATURNZ.
    @SATURNZ. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    “Okay trumpets can we try that high note on more time?” Every band director ever 💀

    • @AtmosphericSpace868
      @AtmosphericSpace868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As a trumpet player I have luckily got the high notes down.. Very hard thiugh

    • @908-beaversupport6
      @908-beaversupport6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am a trumpet player and know how hard it is to play really high notes but how is it to other brass instruments?

    • @5thgrade.trumpetgirl.424
      @5thgrade.trumpetgirl.424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all the time

    • @MyHumorIsBrokenLoL
      @MyHumorIsBrokenLoL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite Litterly

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a trumpet player SO TRUE that literally happened today

  • @dn6893
    @dn6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    People: So what do you play?
    Me: Euphonium
    People: A what?
    Me: A tiny Tuba that almost sounds like a French horn
    People: OOOOOOH that thing!

    • @kaitiepellin4053
      @kaitiepellin4053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Itz Tommy I play the euphonium with 4 valves!!!!

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm a tuba player and I've still said this more times than I care to admit.

    • @FujiTea
      @FujiTea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I play a euphonium and I can relate but people are always asking me what the 4th button does

    • @joselynbenitez9139
      @joselynbenitez9139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Itz Tommy Omg yesssssss I feel your pain mine has 4 valves

    • @joselynbenitez9139
      @joselynbenitez9139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aphildin they stupid it’s low C in the b flat scale and it’s not sharp it is like just right buttt you probably already know that lol

  • @owenwastaken1231
    @owenwastaken1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trumpet player: it’s to heavy
    Low brass: are we a joke to you

  • @TheWhiteWhistle
    @TheWhiteWhistle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omfg, I remember watching this back in elementary school as a kid. Now it’s my last year of middle school 😢

  • @thebreaktime2844
    @thebreaktime2844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The bad thing about playing a trumpet when I was in 8th grade is that i was playing a solo in front of the whole class and the 2nd valve got stuck and it sounded like a fart.

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      @trumpetbros2779 7 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @sketched5432
      @sketched5432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a good way to make a fart on purpose is to put your top or bottom lip over or under the mouthpiece, hurts like hell, but it sure makes for an annoyance.

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @bp4133
      @bp4133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      username username ha... the worst thing that happened to me in band was i had this two measure duet with my friend on a song... ohh that was something like.. we didn't play it bad but the relive of my shoulders when i played that at the concert was monumental.......
      ~a trumpet player

    • @minerchord9939
      @minerchord9939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My problem now is that I got braces to deal with...great way to go through Senior Year
      Good brass players with braces = gods
      I swear to god that is so true. It's hard to play a trumpet with braces

  • @elmoateme7313
    @elmoateme7313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Learn how to use your fingers boyyyy"
    That made me loose it 😂

    • @saba_mn
      @saba_mn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elmo Ate Me loose...

  • @Sensilencer
    @Sensilencer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!” I laughed so hard

  • @gracepatrick-ck6nl
    @gracepatrick-ck6nl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg this is the best band video I have watched as I band kid this hits hard

  • @jasonstarrising
    @jasonstarrising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    BRASS AND CLARINET HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR IN OUR SCHOOL

    • @professionalidiot95
      @professionalidiot95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is the war still going

    • @tiny--
      @tiny-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      At my school the brass and woodwinds are at peace....but the war between high brass and low brass continues.....

    • @twilledflano649
      @twilledflano649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Incognito Burrito exaCTY
      (Low brass is best)

    • @kierstyn140
      @kierstyn140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mine too :P ESPECIALLY THEM TRUMPETS. THEY HAVE BEEN INSULTING US CLARINETS IN FRONT OF THEM >:|

    • @aviana_playz989
      @aviana_playz989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Us clarinets are winning

  • @0QuinTessential
    @0QuinTessential 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    *Remember kids if your teacher calls on you*
    Faster air
    Bigger breath
    and hold out that note!

    • @triscuit2116
      @triscuit2116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Bry Caught the RyeTM I'm in percussion, I saw brass instruments having to hold it for a long time and they were patting each other on the back to get more air out I was dying lmao

    • @0QuinTessential
      @0QuinTessential 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      it's alyssa I'm woodwind so I never get to witness the wonders of the brass section, unfortunately.

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bry Caught the RyeTM SO TRUE!!!!

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bry Caught the RyeTM US BRASS INSTRUMENTS NEVER GET A BRAKE!

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bry Caught the RyeTM Dont forget to spread your teeth apart! Your slides to far in! Set your ambisher!

  • @lemonke9000
    @lemonke9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've played trombone for only a couple of months this school year, the teacher says I've been doing pretty well. A better thing would probably be moving the slide just way too much.

  • @Nic0_ghost_king
    @Nic0_ghost_king 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Very real. I cannot stand middle school band. I am a second year player and have learned Clarinet in band but also play flute, trumpet, and drums privately and am losing my mind with how people treat their instruments. Flutes placed on keys, clarinet bells banged on stands and the floor, trumpets placed on the wrong side. We can’t leave our instruments in the band room before school anymore because of mistreatment of instruments that aren’t ours, such as percussion stuff,the piano, and the several thousand dollar harmony director. Students also bring in their non band friends, which is a huge issue because they don’t know how to handle the instruments. This is awful for orchestra because we share a classroom with them and they can’t put their instruments in the classroom before school. I feel sorry for the cellos, basses, other large orchestra, the bass clarinets, tubas, all saxophones(bar our baritone who was a huge part of the issue), and all brass aside from that one trumpeter who has a small and light case.

  • @kittycandycrush1652
    @kittycandycrush1652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Boy you touch the percussion instruments in my band class and we will all collectively scream at you.

    • @father3147
      @father3147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WATCH ME BEAT YOU WITH MALLETS.

    • @markbugenhagen9391
      @markbugenhagen9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kitty Candy Crush agreed

    • @rebeccalee2155
      @rebeccalee2155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've broken a drumstick over someone's head bc they messed with my snare.

    • @mrgoldfish573
      @mrgoldfish573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg the trombones keep messing with my snare drums

    • @sapph____
      @sapph____ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whenever a non percussionist touched the drums, all of the percussion people yelled at that person. I played Saxophone and I was a Percussionist in school.

  • @diceqube6439
    @diceqube6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Woodwind and brass fighting
    *Saxophone in the corner*
    “I am you, and you, but better.”

  • @mengvang5202
    @mengvang5202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a person who plays in a middle school band I can actually confirm that before class, it’s like a natural disaster is happening, making my eardrums explode every time😊😊😊

  • @devin8811
    @devin8811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a clarinet player and a former flute player I find this accurate in so many ways.

    • @Chilito382
      @Chilito382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      for the before class one, you will know htat theres always the clarinets that play high notes

  • @duncanmorrow255
    @duncanmorrow255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    My band:
    Tubas: "Hey man can I hold your instrument?" "Oh my gosh, its so light!"
    Baritone/Euphonium: *Sigh...* "I wish we were tubas..."
    Trombones: (Band director) *"STOP TALKING"!!!*
    Trumpets: "Hey this says piano, so im going to play it as loud as possible"
    French Horns: *Furiously empties spit in between songs*
    Saxes: "OhMyGosh the trumpets are so annoying.."
    Clarinets: *Squeaking Intensifies*
    Flute: "Get on my octave, boi"
    Percussion: "MORE COWBELL"
    Oboe: *Cries in corner because everyone forgets he's there*

    • @aldin9060
      @aldin9060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Splatimus Timitus Holy crap that's exactly what my band is like except the tenor saxes nail everything (me)

    • @judeflick
      @judeflick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      M O R E C O W B E L L

    • @emilykasiewicz9428
      @emilykasiewicz9428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Splatimus Timitus omg this is so true

    • @aparts129
      @aparts129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Splatimus Timitus lol i play trombone and there are only 11 of us, there are 20 trumpets and THEY BLAST SOOOOO MUCH AND IT HURTS (Just my grade band has over 100 kids lol so we have a very large band) BRASS FTW

    • @spookedmangoes8118
      @spookedmangoes8118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why is this so accurate? (Btw, you forgot to mention that the saxs play too loud or go to fast and blame percussion)

  • @ariesp1t
    @ariesp1t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    You don't want to know how many times my lips or teeth got hit on my mouthpiece ..

    • @bs-bd5nf
      @bs-bd5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JustAnAverageItalian OMG yaaasss

    • @spikeopine
      @spikeopine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brin&Beyond stop it. Get some help

    • @awasouare519
      @awasouare519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JustAnAverageItalian Brass people problems

    • @awasouare519
      @awasouare519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also happens with flute tho

    • @ariesp1t
      @ariesp1t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awa Souare it hurts like a mf

  • @Reo_Bekah56
    @Reo_Bekah56 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEE! I play trumpet and it’s always percussion throwing erasers and Messin around. Hitting the high notes is also relatable 😭 it always wanna slideeee

  • @malaki1212
    @malaki1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope you guys look upon this every year as memories.

  • @phantis7064
    @phantis7064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    (Before class)
    Oh HELL No They Did Not Just Touch The Percussion.
    I'm a percussionist and it always ticks me off.

    • @Thomas-on7qw
      @Thomas-on7qw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bobly 755 If I do that in my band I get a lesser grade

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU.

    • @Thomas-on7qw
      @Thomas-on7qw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drive off a cliff Yep

    • @lizlet_
      @lizlet_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bobly 755 SAME

    • @GoldenAeroCreations
      @GoldenAeroCreations 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bobly 755 me too.

  • @maddychesley7936
    @maddychesley7936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    THE DRUMS......... HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT US PERCUSSIONISTS
    lol

    • @damiang6119
      @damiang6119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maddy Chesley Well they didn't have any percussionists while filming this

    • @afineegg
      @afineegg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maddy Chesley
      damm trumpets, WOODWINDS FOR LIFE

    • @dws115
      @dws115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maddy Chesley I know. How dare them forget thy percussionists? No really...... where's "Percussionists be like" ?

    • @maddychesley7936
      @maddychesley7936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I meant the part when they come in and bang all the drums before class started as well as no percussion (to Nintendo nerd kid 2.0)

    • @ada-eg2rz
      @ada-eg2rz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im glad they didn't bang the precious gong, i'd have been profoundly annoyed

  • @totallynotanemerald1868
    @totallynotanemerald1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a middle school band member, I can totally relate. Especially with the trombone lol. happens to me at least three times a month

  • @Iammonke_vrr
    @Iammonke_vrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro they always hit our percussion stuff when we pack up like i will be putting my music and someone will try to play it

  • @Tralfazzz
    @Tralfazzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    The woodwinds vs brass was basically 7th grade band in a nutshell

    • @xflame_wolfx7627
      @xflame_wolfx7627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sitirix trust me brass always wins **in the distance hear a car engine being blasted by a trombone**

    • @ironwolfhead0246
      @ironwolfhead0246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @mr_organ
      @mr_organ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

    • @macymccadden8923
      @macymccadden8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% accurate

    • @nottodaysatan6863
      @nottodaysatan6863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xflame_wolfx7627 Excuuuuuse me but the woodwinds are 100x better than the brass! We make sweet melodic sounds, meanwhile you just have to use foUR FINGERS. Not to mention your embouchure is quite pathetic.

  • @halo79hi96
    @halo79hi96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    u forgot the one flutist who gets mobbed by people wanting to try and play it

    • @potato-zz1wy
      @potato-zz1wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That's literally every Instrument if you ever come in contact with a non band kid 😂😂

    • @kaylaccabrera
      @kaylaccabrera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Flautist

    • @at_peace_rhys4975
      @at_peace_rhys4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Finally some 0ne under stands meeeee

    • @bradiano3764
      @bradiano3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God bless you man

    • @at_peace_rhys4975
      @at_peace_rhys4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bradiano3764 I'm a women

  • @Monicaerikarita
    @Monicaerikarita ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I taught art for 9 years and somehow was always right next to band. I have never heard a middle school band warm up that…well? I would throw random objects across the hall to my work wife the band director at one school because Jesus.
    But I love you guys. The band kids are my second fam. Theater kids seem to think they’re too good for us.

  • @cyb3r..g0r3
    @cyb3r..g0r3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as a middle school clarinet player i LOVEEE to go up to the french horns and drop pencils down their bell

  • @sebastianalmanza4756
    @sebastianalmanza4756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Learn how to move your FINGERS BOI

    • @pkbunbun7716
      @pkbunbun7716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's funny because it's true

    • @ChloeJean
      @ChloeJean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me when Brass Insults flute or when clarinets get snobby i just say. "At least you can see your fingers"

    • @kaigenz8577
      @kaigenz8577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *VOICECRACCKKKKK*

    • @needsmoreboosters4264
      @needsmoreboosters4264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FEENGURRZ BOIII!!!!

    • @Disco_Rider
      @Disco_Rider 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR BOW RIGHT BOIIII I (coming from a violinest)

  • @kholstein64
    @kholstein64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I remember in middle school everyone called me Squidward because I always used to bite down on my reed to make a high pitch sound when everybody was really loud

    • @rae-ub5kq
      @rae-ub5kq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rainyday Lps some ppl call me Squidward just bc I play the clarinet :b

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      temmie doodle Same

    • @imcorgi1210
      @imcorgi1210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      temmie doodle a bunch of my friends play clarinet so we call our selfs the squidward squad 😂

    • @user-dr9nt1tm5i
      @user-dr9nt1tm5i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr I used to try and play weird notes and it made people go like OWWWWW

    • @andyskillet
      @andyskillet 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      eyyy!

  • @yodaorcamaster_6358
    @yodaorcamaster_6358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As both a woodwind and brass player I can attest to all of this being accurate in middle school

  • @Hamman5
    @Hamman5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That one percussion kid who always hits all the instruments and random stuff around the room even when the teacher screams at him to stop

    • @suppeople
      @suppeople ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik that kid; and he makes me mad everytime he touches the bells

  • @DuyTran-sh5hu
    @DuyTran-sh5hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    As a member of middle school band and a trombone player, I can confirm that new players always get their slides to fly off to the 4th dimension.

    • @Baylee0
      @Baylee0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I am known as the girl who slide goes flying off

    • @Firewyrk
      @Firewyrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Behold, the eighth position

    • @DuyTran-sh5hu
      @DuyTran-sh5hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @mozzarellaconcrete4856
      @mozzarellaconcrete4856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My band's trombones surprisingly haven't done that yet, but most of them have managed to bend their spit keys. The band director is super mad at them for that.

    • @syfer.
      @syfer. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmaoo

  • @jenniferthecloud1475
    @jenniferthecloud1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    There's always a kid with a sticky valve or a chipped reed.
    There's always a saxophone playing a flat instead of a sharp
    There's always a flute tightening their foot joint or adjusting their head joint mid-song
    There's always a clarinet cleaning their instrument all class
    "Sorry guys, my reed is being weird"
    There's always percussionists messing up the tempo
    There's always a trumpet playing the wrong notes (loudly)
    There's always a snare drum doing god knows what
    There's always a trombone that has no clue what position they should be in, drops their slide, or is just generally being an ass (pardon my french)
    There's always a tuba who doesn't know what page they should be on
    "I lost my permission slip, can I bring it tomorrow?" (they won't bring it tomorrow)
    There's always a xylophone asking for new sticks
    There's always that one kid who suddenly needs to go to the bathroom during warm ups (every day)
    There's always that one kid who shows up once every three months (without their instrument)... yet they're always at school...where do they go...?
    "Wait, where are we?"
    There's always a Bari sax who only plays two notes in every song...
    Legend has it they're still counting rests...
    And finally there's always someone who gets a headache and yells at the brass and saxophones for playing too loud.
    ohh...and the horns? yup, forgot em again
    ps. as people reply with new ideas, I've been editing this comment (in case you're confused)

    • @_XENONZZ
      @_XENONZZ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my clarinet is moldy but i still play it hasnt been cleand sine 2 yrs

    • @somebody9033
      @somebody9033 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where's the oboe roast?

    • @jenniferthecloud1475
      @jenniferthecloud1475 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@somebody9033 the fact that there isn't one is a roast in itself

    • @gooberius
      @gooberius ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about us trombonists

    • @w4ffle_cole
      @w4ffle_cole ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i’m in middleschool- as a trumpet player, the trumpet one applies to my class 💀

  • @Gnome_Kat
    @Gnome_Kat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've never related to something so much!!😂😂😂 also being a trumpet is the best❤

  • @Xingyun.
    @Xingyun. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The director saying "One last time" and the band looking at them knowing damn well, it AINT THE LAST TIME-

  • @sapphire2113
    @sapphire2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Going from middle school band to high school band was an absolute trip, the rivalry between woodwinds and brass has seemed to die down a bit though

    • @squiffurthewolf6276
      @squiffurthewolf6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lel for not me, one time in my band class it was time to do chair tests and the woodwind and brass section was arguing over who had to play first last time and it got I bad that our teacher went back and looked to see who went first last time. it was us brass, lmaoooo there was so much cheering from the brass section. and the whole time the percussion was like lmaoo we always go last. its fun, i love band

    • @klarysatheketchup3238
      @klarysatheketchup3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      my middle school we didn’t have a brass and woodwind rivalry it was just picking on specific people when they messed up sometimes lol . We did have the rivalry with orchestra and choir though

    • @Band0War
      @Band0War 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NEVER! Brass are ALL POWERFUL!!!
      buh duh duh buh duh buh buh buh duh buh nuh nuh buh (MetalShop)

    • @Travthememer
      @Travthememer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      for me it's basically alto saxes vs everyone else (last year we had 11... about 8 or 9 too much) of course I was one

    • @sapphire2113
      @sapphire2113 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Travthememer yeah, being in marching band I’ve noticed that similar instruments are often very competitive with eachother. But everyone makes fun of altos (I take part, being a tenor. But honestly I love the way altos sound)

  • @camelcam6008
    @camelcam6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The before class starts one is so accurate XD

    • @masterstephen287
      @masterstephen287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hell yea

    • @kcoston8779
      @kcoston8779 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Camel Cam are you talking about the jacking around part or the messing with the percussion section part

    • @valerievelez4158
      @valerievelez4158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KinglySpud both

    • @kxdakvn1633
      @kxdakvn1633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Camel Cam of course it is... it happens in every band... but maybe not professional bands right?

    • @scoutdog0573
      @scoutdog0573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My band director is very adamant of, if your not percussion don't play there instruments. I'm a trombone by the way

  • @DevesQwen1
    @DevesQwen1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Smashing the drum kit with the gong or any percussion instrument was so fun.

  • @imwithstupid8155
    @imwithstupid8155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Low brass! Play that line again?”
    Entire band: *intense staring at the trombones/tubas*

  • @adamcooper3006
    @adamcooper3006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    My band be like:
    Saxes: *sits in rest position*
    Percussion: Lets Partyyyy *bangs on drums hard*
    Flute : let's just relax
    Trumpet: *plays as loud as they can*
    Clarinet: *nails the low notes*
    Bells: let's play so fast

    • @jessicabraud3307
      @jessicabraud3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dantdm Fan I'm literally the only clarinet in my class that plays the high notes good. It was so annoying when we had to play the star spangled banner BC I was the only clarinet playing. -_-

    • @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698
      @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instead for us it's the one dude in the sax group who's blaring haunts us in our sleep
      Then the clarinets are playing all the pretty sweet stuff and **cough** my friend who like playing anime songs on their clarinet **cough**
      The trumpets are the trumpets as usual, blasting let's go blue and boasting how loud they can be
      The flutes are pretty chill
      Then there's me... Playing shooting stars XD

    • @stunkybunks2205
      @stunkybunks2205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a trumpet player, Accolade is the class meme. That's the only reason I play loudly. XD

    • @sehunsleftnipple8840
      @sehunsleftnipple8840 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dantdm Fan
      Trombones: Hey Guys! We’re here, too! We exist!

    • @faerydes5127
      @faerydes5127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My band is like:
      Saxes: They also sit in rest position. 🎷
      Percussion: I’m going to forget what to play so people will notice I’m there. (Me) 🥁
      Flute: Let’s play as loud as we can! or Let’s just forget everything.
      Guitar: Let’s go soooooo slooooowwww. 🎸
      Trumpet: Let’s play memes on our trumpets! (Yes they really do that.)

  • @starryplatinum
    @starryplatinum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    If you wanna play higher octave, just *blow harder*
    Get that *air stream going*

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ness Tea Nope... For woodwinds just use the octave key and blow more than you usually do and for brass and trumpets other shit just tighten your jaw mouth I forgot what it was called and like you said blow harder

    • @briannacarlos9284
      @briannacarlos9284 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ness Tea seems legit

    • @noahsmith613
      @noahsmith613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ness Tea *blows into baritone*
      *does not work*

    • @williamwang4188
      @williamwang4188 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Smith It really doesn't.

    • @tobuscus6705
      @tobuscus6705 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY BAND TEACHER THO

  • @GuestyMidnight
    @GuestyMidnight ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so cofirmed 😭 bro I play a euphonium and I relate to this so much

  • @stellarhex9341
    @stellarhex9341 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro fire dance is such a fun piece

  • @95chewey
    @95chewey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    *_LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS, BOY!!!_*

    • @thejohn6912
      @thejohn6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My reply to that is that woodwinds have the finger game, but the brasswinds got that mouth game b o i

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont play in band but that would be me lol

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *YOU HAVE THREE BUTTONS*

    • @dagoat2636
      @dagoat2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pug the Wolf remember kids, the brass section is a bunch of loud idiots that make weird noises

    • @ember0045
      @ember0045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *boi

  • @_unknown_1519
    @_unknown_1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!" 😂😂😂

    • @pigtailedsnape
      @pigtailedsnape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      violin teachers tryna teach vibrato be like:

  • @lyra6782
    @lyra6782 ปีที่แล้ว

    i will forever now be thinking about how this was filmed at my middle school

  • @mitsuerenn6990
    @mitsuerenn6990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *silence*
    "Hey"
    "Yea-" *Magically hits mouthpiece*
    *...*
    *AAAAAA*

  • @DonniesBoStaff
    @DonniesBoStaff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "TRUMPETS! DECRESCENDO!"
    *proceeds to write in crescendo*
    Also I'm in high school now why am I still watching this.

    • @vanellaicecream9821
      @vanellaicecream9821 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haidyn W DECRECENDO! ? WHAT IS THIS !? IT'S DIMINUENDO!
      Edit : I can't spell excuse me

  • @phillipmosier9227
    @phillipmosier9227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Band director:okay flutes can you play 30 to 44
    Flutes:*toot toot*
    Saxaphones:I didnt even know they played in that part
    Me,a trumpet player:i didnt even know we had flutes in this band

    • @xxx-wy8xi
      @xxx-wy8xi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Hey! I’m Getting a Trumpet Today And I’ve Never Played An Instrument Before Do You Know Any Tips To Become a Better Trumpet Player From The Beginning?

    • @phillipmosier9227
      @phillipmosier9227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxx-wy8xi well i started out as not having a main tuning slide so i could get my buzzing in the mouth peice down
      After that i tried playing and E which is 1st and 2nd valve
      Then i just kept moving along
      But as u play higher notes,ur air will get faster and the hole ur lips make will get smaller
      As you get up to like a C or D on the staff,u wanna point ur air down,but dont move ur head down and dont press the trumoet against ur lips because that can make damage to ur lips.When u play those ntes and higher notes,u wanna think of saying EEEE and thats basically how i got those notes down.
      How ever,when u got lower,u wanna make ur lips more relaxed and air warmer and the hole in ur lips wider.But make sure as u go down that ur volume doesnt change and ur head also doesnt go down.
      After u can play a couple notes,u can try playing scales which are one of the most important things in music and which you will probably play everyday.Or u can try lip slurs which can help u level out ur range.
      And u need to oil ur valves and grease ur 3rd valve slide almost everyday.If u dont,ur valve will get stuck and if u leave it like that for too long,its not cheap to get it fixed lemme tell u that.
      Im not a professional trumpet player,but i do know most things.Hopefully i helped u out.

    • @xxx-wy8xi
      @xxx-wy8xi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Thanks!

    • @ghostofstarman8775
      @ghostofstarman8775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another trumpet player here. About played for a month

    • @ClayPlaysTrumpet
      @ClayPlaysTrumpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice copy pasta

  • @SupernovaFishsticks
    @SupernovaFishsticks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My band:
    Flutes: Started off with twelve, down to five with one who doesn’t even know what their concert Bb is
    Clarinets: *squeaking intensifies*
    Trumpet: the lone wolf
    Trombone: never comes to practice
    Saxophones: *literal gods*
    Percussion: Has the most players than any other type of instrument

  • @caroltirella826
    @caroltirella826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I come back every year just to get a good laugh in

  • @nickheelan9974
    @nickheelan9974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    As a percussionist I can confirm that the entire percussion section has adhd

    • @lemonade1820
      @lemonade1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Heelan its true

    • @lemonade1820
      @lemonade1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Heelan im percussion too

    • @aspen_clouds
      @aspen_clouds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is literally one person in our percussion section

    • @BunneoQ
      @BunneoQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Heelan can confirm

    • @user-df5nb4vo9b
      @user-df5nb4vo9b 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ADHD?

  • @siriboss5620
    @siriboss5620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    who let the brass/ woodwinds touch the percussion instruments? WHO DONE IT!?

    • @stephenmayoryk4991
      @stephenmayoryk4991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t look at me... look at Ben!

    • @stephenmayoryk4991
      @stephenmayoryk4991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No-one got my reference...

    • @PoisonPurple
      @PoisonPurple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      siri boss I'm in percussion..........WHO DID IT?!!!

    • @antisocialpotato7631
      @antisocialpotato7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe we are multi-talented, who knows

    • @grimreaper6493
      @grimreaper6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      siri boss is it weird that that’s exactly what my band teacher says

  • @notactiveanymoreasof2024
    @notactiveanymoreasof2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We had our concert today and this is how full rehearsal went

  • @laughing_clouds
    @laughing_clouds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn I remember seeing this video while I was still in middle school I'm a senior next year I been homeschooled since covid started and the only thing I miss is band

  • @drej2626
    @drej2626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    In my school me and the rest of the trombone section got kicked out of band for blasting the Ali a theme song during a concert

    • @misterdon2845
      @misterdon2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow lmao

    • @kristinanitis1266
      @kristinanitis1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this is the best comment I've ever seen

    • @mathiasmansfield5242
      @mathiasmansfield5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our teacher lets us do that after football games

    • @npc.neonzz4385
      @npc.neonzz4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A true savage has appeared
      😐

    • @howlermonkey9863
      @howlermonkey9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, do or die *amiright*
      Props to you if you know what game this is from

  • @timothymuravez9164
    @timothymuravez9164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Band Teacher: Flutes, play louder!
    Me and Other flutes: *blows hard and only plays high notes*
    YOU CANT BE LOUD ON FLUTE

    • @mastervince1232
      @mastervince1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Timothy Muravez I know right I play and they say louder try to hit that a and play way to high

    • @cathywallington8623
      @cathywallington8623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With enough practice you can get middle register loud (lower register can go to mezzo forte at best)

    • @sehunsleftnipple8840
      @sehunsleftnipple8840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Master vince 123 flutes are louder than the trombones in my band 🙃

    • @timothymuravez9164
      @timothymuravez9164 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @skinnyrotisseriechicken180
      @skinnyrotisseriechicken180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timothy Muravez I play flute and that is SOOOOO true!!!

  • @ayitsyaboycal4207
    @ayitsyaboycal4207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a percussionist in my middle school band, I can confirm that every time I walk into the band room, there are people on every single percussion instrument ant just slamming them.

  • @tristendoan8180
    @tristendoan8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm apart of a middle school orchestra which is literally right next to the band room. We hear everything band does, and I assure you, this is what they do half of the time.

  • @crisp_997
    @crisp_997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I've never had an experience like this in middle school band. It's mostly the trumpets are dumbasses, the tuba player is trying to eat someone, a trombone is choking to death in the corner with multiple injuries from their instrument, and the flutes are being chill.

    • @simplyvibinn5417
      @simplyvibinn5417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thank you so much for saying this. My trumpets are exactly the stereotypes you should take them for. I've once had a trumpet walk up to me, and with NO context whatsoever, say "I'm better than you." He barely even knew me or my percussion experience. He was just an ego trumpet.

    • @tia8099
      @tia8099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same, the trombones are never paying attention and our tuba never turns up half the time, although funny story, he broke his arm because my clarinet friend jumped on him at camp and nobody cares what I'm saying bye

    • @namenotavailable_1275
      @namenotavailable_1275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MephistophelesLynx I play the Trumpet and I can confirm this. The only things that happen to me in this video are the girl that tells you to stop playing and the people before class starts

    • @sleepyyan4243
      @sleepyyan4243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For my band class whenever Flutes get their own solo everyone else is always like "Wow now you can actually hear the flutes" And they just laugh at us but it makes sense because they're are only 3 of us that play the flute :/

    • @aamara18
      @aamara18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm a trombonist and I can confirm this

  • @beepbeep4826
    @beepbeep4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My band in a nutshell:
    Flutes: *quietist thing on earth*
    Clarinets: *Plays normal but there’s like 40 so it’s loud*
    Drums: *speeds up which makes the entire band speed up*
    Oboe: *SQUEAK*
    Saxophone: *REALLY LOUD NOISES*
    Trumpets: *MORE REALLY LOUD NOISES*
    French horn: We only have 1 lol
    Trombone: They need to be louder

    • @skye7202
      @skye7202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome Puppy That oboe statement is too accurate for beginning band students.

    • @beepbeep4826
      @beepbeep4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skye lol

    • @skye7202
      @skye7202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome Puppy Hey, I've been there. For an instrument that naturally sounds like a dying duck, it can really be a pretty addition to bands. But there are still times where an oboist or a clarinet player will squeak and mess up everything.

    • @beepbeep4826
      @beepbeep4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skye yeah

    • @abrahamlucio521
      @abrahamlucio521 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where da tuba

  • @HarrisonS31711
    @HarrisonS31711 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I’m not the only one who warms up on my tuba like that

  • @The-New-Guy-Around-Here
    @The-New-Guy-Around-Here ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been 7 years, and this is still revelent