The GMod Idiot Box: Episode 13
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2014
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This episode took one full month to make, which is actually amazing considering the amount of resources and effort that went into this one. This was made possible by those supporting me at Patreon, who helped keep the roof over my head during the suspension of my day job situation. During the day job suspension period, I was able to work full time on this episode, so this was a particularly special video to me.
For those of you curious about the day job situation, I work security, which you need a license to do. Back in April, my security license was denied when my background check revealed a speeding ticket on my record. In order to get the license back, they have to review my case docket which proves the case has been resolved already over a year ago. After weeks and weeks of dealing with several departments dragging their heels and our extremely incompetent mail carriers putting items in the wrong goddamn mailboxes, things should finally be sorting itself out soon.
Also, the breakable prison map was custom made for this episode by Menderza. It was not a publicly available map.
-- Music used --
00:06 : Heaven & Earth - Two Steps from Hell
00:46 : Happy Gru - Despicable Me OST
00:58 : What Planet Is This? - Cowboy Bebop Movie OST
01:40: Come on! - Lost Without Cause
02:09 : Bell Gargoyle - Dark Souls OST
02:55 : DLZ - TV on the Radio
03:22 : St.John's Dairy - Telltales The Walking Dead OST
03:47 : Take us Back - Alela Diane
03:51 : Lower Afterlife - Mass Effect 2 OST
04:20 : Mario Party 3 Victory Fanfare
04:23 : Noveria - Mass Effect OST
04:31 : Combat Theme - Mass Effect 2 Overlord DLC OST
04:52 : Animal Fair - ?
05:16 : In Between - Laurent Courbier
06:26 : Majula - Dark Souls 2 OST (warped in editing)
06:33 : Tanker Deck A Crew's Quarters - Metal Gear Solid 2 OST
07:05 : Earthlight - Einhander OST
07:45 : Welcome to Markov Geist - Frozen Synapse OST - บันเทิง
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e2qY8JtjJag/mqdefault.jpg)
This series is part of internet culture and is a history icon
True
Facts
True lad
Its really crazy cause...your not wrong. It was the first long series I believe of its time.
yus
> draws mp5
> uses it to bang the bars for help
that's why I love boschitt
+Source of pic is Muchi Muchi Angel vol. 17 you are welcome Pretty sure that's a reference to how useless it was in CS:S. He would have done more damage throwing ping pong balls.
Your profile pic looks like a hentai
it's because it is
Pees of shat
+Slayton Peale dafuq you mean useless its my main goto weapon in css
4:27, mass effect in a nutshell. The person always says *just a bit more* than the option suggests, and everyone suddenly hates you.
Still one of the best Sci-fi RPGs ever.
True. I haven't even played any other than the first and I love it.
Low budget gamers The second one is also great. The combat is better than in the first one. The third on is... well let's just say it's not game of the year. It's decent. I really recommend you to play the second one. Worth every minute you put into it.
Right
option: no thanks
What's actually said: How bout you go f*ck yourself
The same could be said about fallout 4
5:56
The way Heavy emotes these lines is so satisfying.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
***** Bill
pail pail pail pail
I expected to hear "Bill Nye the Science Guy" after every few Bills.
Jacob Nordland MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO
When he's with the femshep and Garrus, you can clearly see the latter saying "HAAAAAX !"
And on my Country, Bill means "Law Project"...
I cant believe it took me so long to realize what the title means. An idiot box is an old nickname for a television.
Oh look, it's this guy
>Making intellengent points
>On TH-cam
>Not on 4Chan
Stoat Muldoon dude
what
whaaaaaaaaaaat
Stoat Muldoon Nice meymey arrows
Nice to see you Homer.
"It says to do it Steve, and I wrote it, so it must be right"
Great Logic
I know it’s been a while, but that was from Dr. Weird in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Those cops were saying stopstopopststop
Skellington977 medic: Steve
Heavy: Dr Weird
Makes sense
@@Skellington977 which episode? For the life of me I can't find it anywhere
@@malusblack6083 It’s from season 2 episode 6; Super Spore
like shepherd was going to win a DANCE battle, have you SEEN him dance?
Just random chill movements x3
Scott Allen nothing 'chill' about it.
horrible yes... but hes chill about it x3
Still dances better than the Ryders.
A long time late, but Shepard actually could dance in ME1. There were a couple of clubs with intractable dance floors and Shepard could actually throw down with the best of 'em.
Cerberus stole their groove.
"Uh, are you sure about-"
"It says to do it Steve, and I wrote it, so it must be right!"
Solid logic...
+Sam Lund 5:47 Is the funniest Idiot Box skit so far.
+Tom Nelson it is from aqua teen hunger force. which wasn't given proper credit.
Don't question Dr. Weird. Fool that will never work!!!
+Tim Beck I don't like the sound of those two voice lines in the first place.
Dr. Weirds logic is not to be questioned!!!
4:43 total XCOM moment
bill the old man wins
Ikr
Lol
@@ldr_waifu6556 Brother!
@@kamikaze4172 brother !
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Mayo! Mayo! Mayo! Mayo!
this is Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill be like Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
Hello There! Ye wanna hear something funny?
Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis Painis
Who?
Omfg that bit with shepard trying to aim the sniper fucking killed me...that's way to accurate XD
Guile G. I hated it so much in the first game xD
Unfortunately, he isn't
The reticle in any game like that is annoying.
I liked the "Walking Dead" and dancing Bill scenes best.
mrbenio It's so true though. If Ben had been shot, things would have been golden.
YES!
Nice to see you here.
The noodle drip plays the vidya games?
Didn't expect to see you here, Mr. Fantano.
thekillerman67
Wait where is Anthony Fantano in Gmod Idiot Box?
samuraistalin
i voiced one of dasbo's older videos. i'm always here to support him.
How can this video be so DAMN old and nostalgic yet still be relevant in it's content?!
Magic~!
1:07, that is the most effective way of stopping a breakout I have ever seen.
yep. just scream stop! at the jailbreaker
7:28 Gmod physics in a nutshell.
Clare The Xenomorph You're right :D
HOLY F×CK!
And that. Is why you don't let me drive your trains.
+Clare The Xenomorph This and it's GTA V online in a nutshell
That walking dead clip. If only it happened like that.
Corsair Digital pretty much spot on.
Shane Clynes Ahh the feelings.
Shane Clynes Ahh the feelings.
Saška Prpić What is up with the double posting?
Are you being Deliberate or is your Computer glitched up?
If not one of these two things... Get off your phone, and get a god damn computer :| It's so much better, I promise you.
GodOfTheeGames Computer glitch. I didn't even notised it posted double.
Remember...
\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN.
HELLO MY SUN BRO PRAISE THE SUB
suB ? :D
PRAISE THE SUN
Stan Jacobs jared form subway
duh
Love the drawing, totally solaire in text form
i absolutely love that bill and shep are playing on the "soft" DDR pads that came with the home versions. in an arcade. instead of a machine
I nearly died at the walking dead sequence. Holy shit.
It does make sense though.
Yeah, everybody loves our smart and strong Ben. I wish he could die earlier in game.
Martin Sulavik
I know in Episode 4 you can kill him, but there is no point other than to just kill him.
Any time I have a bad day or feel down, I just think of Bill doing his dance. Perks me right up.
2014!? I binge watch this shit frequently. How have I never seen episode 13!!!
Bro wake up it's 2021!
Binge watch or Bingeworthy is not a word... it is a marketing tool... you been brainwashed sir.
@@718Kipkila I bet you liked game of thrones season 8
@@moistnugget4147 nah i don't watch that shit. wtf is game of thrones?!
@@718Kipkila Search on Google and see what he means.
4:30 in mass effect, sometimes the text is waaay different than what happens, hence the middle finger.
Still the funniest shit i've seen from bill ever. 😂😂😂😂
Seeing the name Kitty0706 in the mapping list makes me sad. Sad about him not being here, on this earth, alive.
I miss him too.
Nilos Latviruss best bill nie reffrence though ive seen in years
Nilos Latviruss he died? literally?
Spooks yes, unfortunately, he passed away. Leukemia took his 9 lives.
Nilos Latviruss omg I didn't even know! and I watched team fabulous like 30 times...
that sniper part when shepard tried to shoot bill so true.....
Its not a good idea to hold a sniper of that length in one hand and shoot from the hip. I think Shepard died from smacking the rifle into his face due to the recoil.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown in a nutshell.
3:52 That's my type of party
Combine party!
PS: Maybe at Nova Prospekt?
3 years later, and I don't see anyone commenting about how from 5:28 onward, the Heavy could have just picked up another burger, instead of blowing his head off to get it...
He wrote it, so it must have been the right call
They were all eaten.
Well, it's getting late, I should go to be- **sees this video in my sub box**
**Gets out of bed and glues my face to the screen**
i am in the exact possition xD
Bonk
Alright, going through the usual BoSchitt video routine:
Liked, check.
Favourited, check.
Commented, check again.
Donate-... WHY DO I HAVE TO BE POOR?! ;~;
Hey dude, love your vids man.
Best Comment I read this week. :D
How are you even poor, you're canadian!
Get money.
Problem solved!
Haven't seen you for a long time. Wow, time sure flies doesn't it? Like Tails. XP
9 YEARS, IT TOOK ME 9 YEARS TO REVISIT THIS VIDEO AND FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE WALTER WHITE JOKE. I AM SO SAD :(
5:35 me when someone takes my food
We NEED that breakable prison map in our lives!
Yeah what ia it?
Damn i wish i knew ._.
It's a private map made specialy for this episode read the description
@@mrgrinderman8861 well we need it for public
My hopes and dreams ;_;
Crank Wankers! 4:52
Someone should form a GMOD/SFM collab for that!
Pft..
You wanna hear something funny?
Painis!
Painis!
Painis!
Painis!
With darksouls 3 out this is more Ironic than ever!
The hitboxes are actually really nice in DS3
post patch yeah they are fantastic. but you should have seen them release-day!
MortifiedDumplin I wish, I just got it in the past few weeks, but either way, at least they were fixed and not left in like that.
Hit boxes are fine, but poise.....
Makes it even more funny.
Im still waiting for Elden Ring my friend.
tell me more about this hole
Doom Guy I don't like your attitude
I just happened to find this channel today and when I saw one of its videos I subscribed right away. Then the first thing I did was watch the whole playlist of The GMod Idiot Box cause I found it amazingly funny and very well made. And as soon as I finished watching all the 12 episodes, I opened the subscription box and found that episode 13 was posted 25 minutes ago. How lucky! =D It's a very awesome series and it becomes better every episode. Great job DasBoSchitt! =]
Somebody go mod Bill into mass effect, please.
Also, 4:42 is an accurate representation of XCOM.
3:52 STARTING THE BEST
3:49 "And then everyone had ice cream and no one else died" So ice cream is the real cure?
0:24
Gordon freeman speaking --> IMPOSSIBLE
HAAAAAAAAAAAX !
This would be very unlikely, but maybe it was one of the voice clips built into the HEV suit.
Ambrose Hawthorne dat was actually the narrator telling what gordon is actually thinking :))
Bourougne Its just like someone was voice acting gordon freeman
Bourougne 5:35 haAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaax
UM. I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING.... Gordon TALKED...
HL3 confirmed
***** Well no duh sherlock!
Gordon can't talk, but that is the player having the reaction of the automobile not being parked as he usually parked it outside of the residence after he fought combine.
Sharc Blazer how
Ghemnioc I'm pretty sure Gordon can talk but he just chooses not to. He's certainly not mute - try walking into fire in Half Life.
"Tell me more about this 'hole'." XD
I was recommended this video again?
Hello there again old friend.
6:24 I CANT BREATH
+Adam Orth *BREATHE
SNATCH AND RUN YA'LL. RUN BITCH RUN! XD
You should probably go see a doctor then.
+Adam Orth The funniest part is it's true! That game has some shit hitboxes! But still fun! Kappa
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
ZOEY!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
Bill Nye The Communist Spy
Fwoof
bill nye ain't a spy! he's a scientist.
6:21 BEST THING EVER!
I like the way how chuckles laughs at 7:04
Yeah it's scouts laugh from TF2
I meant what he does while laughing
I think at 03:40, Clementine did what a lot of people wanted to do to Ben.
Hey, all Ben did was screw over the group and caused Duck to get bit. Wait... now that I think about it, I think your right. R.I.P Duck :(
Mind you, all Duck did was screw over the group at Herschel's Farm and cause Shawn to get eaten. Neither of 'em intended to screw over the group, so...
The Nightmare Tank Well, all of that could have been avoided if Herschel didn't leave the keys in the truck. Doesn't that mean Herschel killed his son without any of us realising it up untell now?
So what you're saying is...
*WALKING DEAD SPOILERS*
Herschel allowed Duck to start the tractor that caused Shawn's death at the hands of Duck, who ended up getting bit by a walker after Ben struck a deal with bandits who raided the motel that attracted walkers, and he in turn got killed by Lee/Kenny/Crawford?
*END WALKING DEAD SPOILERS*
That's a lengthy chain of blame...
The Nightmare Tank Yep, Karma is a bitch.
Only great youtuber I know that still uses old fashioned Garrys Mod compared to Source Film Maker now.
kitty0706 or whatever also still does, and RubberFruit
maxmanic2 Only very few...
maxmanic2 Neither of them really post anything anymore.
maxmanic2 RubberFruit stopped using Gmod, he said it isnt fun to do anymore.
But if you want to see random Gmod stuff like RubberFruit's, you should check Eltorro64Rus
scubadog2000 Kitty just posted something recently, it was ytp but he said in a recent update video that he is working on a new moment with heavy!
5:47 it took me like 9 years to see where this is from, amd it's great
3:52 best part
4:49
When you beat someone who's better than you at something.
The Bill/Mass Effect part might just be my favorite Gmod Idiot Box segment ever.
This stuff actually has deep philosophical meaning. I bet it will be a part of history and literature school lessons 20 years from now.
7:28 Gets me every time xD
Spat856 That and the Tourette’s Guy “Holy Fuck!!!” that follows after gets me laughing.
do you know where the girl is from ? i search but i don't find anything sadly :/
Bill song is actually an edited "Bill Guy the Science Guy" music. I don't really know the title, so i say what i hear.
It's called bill nye techno remix :3
DJ WUBDUB Bill Nye The Science Guy is the original one by the way... but still, thanks for telling me the actual name of the song.
It's not a remix of Bill nye the science guy, it's a track from Mass Effect. idk which particular track, but I've played enough of Mass Effect 1 and 2 to know where it actually comes from. It just sounds like there's a vocal bit saying "Bill", but it's not. you are referring to the bit that starts at 3:51, right?
Also 4:28, that's the player-npc dialogue hud used in Mass Effect.
it's also why Bill is dancing in Mass Effect scenery for the most part.
Jd Beistline ok the song is from mass effect WITH bill nye intro samples in it. That's all it was as the bill samples are not present in the song itself
Looks like someone has started playing Dark Souls.
Jabronie Johnson IT IS PRAISE THE SUN!!!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY PRAISE THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN OR THE SUN'S RAYS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
And died to that DEMON WITH ONE LEG AT THE UNDEAD PARISH WHO CAN SUPER JUMP
radio star What's funny is that I usually ended up running around and behind him most of the time, avoiding the fight on my first playthrough.
There is a guy with one leg in the Undead Parish? I beat the whole game and never saw him.
He is in that tunnel next to the blacksmith
How this is recommended to me when boschitts been gone for 3 years is beyond me....
How does a 20 second dasboschitt skit capture the spirit of mass effect better than the entirety of andromeda?
OH MY GOSH, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT DARK SOULS 2 HAD THE WEIRDEST HITBOXES AND HIT DETECTION EVER!
Oh my gosh the anger I gained from the horrible hit boxes almost made me cry.
U suck at dark souls. that is first. Second, u have bad internet, third, your arms grow out of your ass. Make your choice.
Batya Nice glasses man..
TR011Z0R Thanks.
Clearly you've never played Monster Hunter and never fought the Plesioth.
mega sean
THAT. FUCKING. FISH!!!
What female model is used during the Chuckles sketch?
JackWolf 2 years into the future, still no answers
JackWolf xD
Research purposes im guessing
Ya yeet probably
i actually wanted to know too.. for research purposes
4:20 You predicted Dead by Daylight
The Gmod Idiot Box is a piece of TH-cam history. May it never disappear.
That Sniper call prank killed me :D
RIP in piece.
Ya wanna hear something funny?
Will Chuckles ever get a happy ending?
Well there was that time Dr. Hax reduced his ban period for helping catch another cheater.
Some masseuses offer happy endings... Maybe he should simply try to pull his shenanigans in a massage parlor!
Fraggr92 nope, the massage oil would catch fire and everyone would burn
a pillow factory might be safer
I dunno, last time he did get a week ban instead of a month ban xD
Cheaters never do. The good Doctor will catch up with them all in the end.
After extensively playing all the Dark Souls, the Dark Souls skits are so much more funnier now.
Where ever you are or what ever you're doing BoSchitt, thank you so much and I hope the best for you.
3:55 when my teacher puts on bill nye
ashby987 I haven't seen bill in many years.. this is not far off from how we acted:p
Marcus Fowler yea I haven't seen it since I was in like 5 or 6 grade
Reece B yes I probably just forgot
Reece B yes I probably just forgot
I heard he passed away, guess not.
This, is actually the funniest one yet, in my opinion...
I can't express how happy I am that you're still making these videos.
2:13 Did that Dark Souls character just ECH?
yes my bro
5:00 'nuff said.
5:35 Where did you get that scream?! I MUST FIND THE SOURCE!!!
It’s been five years and still no answer
@@nattesnovgrel5172 truly a devastating moment in history
Probably made by himself
Sounds like Sr Pelo
You never cease to amaze me, BooSchitt
4:44 You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you!
Puffballs united game reference Infintralting the airship
That's actually a reference to Mushu from the movie Mulan
Oh....shit
3:04 That face tho
Hi dasboschitt, just wanted to say that I have enjoyed your videos for a few days now, thank you for taking the time to make people laugh :D
Dark Souls IV
We don't even know anymore Edition.
0:38 I don't know why, but that gag of using a gun to call for help remains my favorite part of this video to this day.
Heavy screaming after his sandwich got stolen was one of the funniest things my teenage self had ever seen, and it's still hilarious to this day
5:25 RUN BITCH RUN!!!!! XD OMG I CRACKING UP SO HARD
"Hello?"
Wanna hear something funny?
"Okay"
Pppfff penis penis penis penis penis
*lady screams dramatically*
*sniper cracks up and slams his fist on the table* xD
I love that part,it alway crack me up so hard.XD
Yeah XD
OMG...
Meow Mew *Looks at mushroom head, it begins to walk towards me and then I suddenly go flying across the map screaming* "Dark Souls III: WTF ARE HITBOXES!? EDITION!!!"
That part made me laugh so hard because it's almost true! xD
DivineRockStar101 that part also XD
5:34 HAHAHAHAHA OMG BEST SCREAM EVER .
I love how funny all of these still are. Truly timeless.
6:22 ehehe. baaaaa
It amazes me how long I've been watching these and they still make me laugh
Hm, doesn't seem as funny anymore. That said, I really liked those Dark Souls skits.
Please tell me you're kidding, right? I couldn't stop laughing from start to finish =P
I think it's just you man, the jokes this time where reliant on you having played the games that were being referenced. The ME skit requires you to have played ME1, most people have just played ME2 and then you wouldn't get it.
swiftly as a ninja I did play the whole trilogy. I don't know, maybe it's just as good as these used to be and it just got a bit old for me. I'm not saying it's bad, I just didn't find it that funny.
Well some parts of this are still funny, but comparing to the older ones, this is a bit different. But at least it didn't took a whole year like episode 12. Although so far that episode is the best.
I liked the video, and thought several segments were quite funny, but it wasn't as death by laughing as the older ones were.
I loved the Bill/ME segment though^^ And the jail break was great^^ Chuckles the cheat, i didn't entirely laugh at but it was still amusing.
I might have laughed more if I understood all the segments, but some just went over my head because I've not played the games.
Rewatched it during the pandemic. Wish he still made videos:/ I’ve been with this channel since the beginning and probably my only favorite that I keep watching every year and the comedy still holds up.
This brightens up my day. Love the frozen synapse soundtrack at the end ;)
So I read the description. Can anyone explain to me what's going on with DasBoSchitt and his full time job right now?
Btw. Good video. Glad to see you still making these.
Description has been updated for you and anyone else curious about what actually has been going on with the day job situation :)
DasBoSchitt Thanks man! And also, thank you for the good content. Hope everything is alright for you.
DasBoSchitt BILL NYE THE SIENCE GUY XD or u could do BILL GUY THE WITCH KILLER
DasBoSchitt
I can see that you hated Ben too from that The Walking Dead scene, I wish you could've left him in the forest to die.
DasBoSchitt I AM REPLAYING THE BILL SCENE UNTIL I MEMORIZE HIS DANCE
I loved the ATHF scene. What made it even funnier is that is something I would totally expect from Dr. Weird! Personally I think you should've done the theme song as well. Like Chuckles the Cheat would be Shake, the police guy would be Frylock, and and your character could be Meatwad. You already have Carl, might as well use the others.
Good to see ya again!!! This was recommended to me and I'm so glad they did, I forgot about this video!
This is probably my favorite episode by far.
Totally loved the Dark Souls bits. *PRAAAAAAISE THE SUUUUUUN*
my life is now complete! :D
I can’t stop watching these even if they’re so old, they are FUNNY ASF!
that intro sketch all the way up to the total card is amazing! keep it up DBS
I counted that the BILL part said "BILL" 63 times
no 64
HerpDerp20000 NINTENDO 64!!!!!!! THANK YOU SANTA!!!
HerpDerp20000 darn
hl3 confirmed
bilbilbilbilbilbillllll
Funny as fuck. I don't know how some people lost interest in its humor. Boschitt still has it. Maybe they need to be more grateful this guy puts hours of his free time in these to appease the audience of his fans and try to be a good guy. Thanks Boschitt. Thank you for your dedication!
Chris McRoy I believe you are sad sir. Sometimes when I'm bored or need a laugh, I don't always go to this but when I do I know enough references to laugh because Das knows good taste in video game comedy. The reason I even spoke my piece is people bitch about how he isn't funny or how long it takes him to make his videos but don't realize how much of a project it really is (esp. if you have a job, other projects and etc.) to get to uploading. It's ungrateful people like you that make me laugh at how poor you set yourselves up to be little bullies on here. Yeah I'm a fan of Boschitt, but I dam well don't watch him 24/7 douche. Besides...why are you in here anyway? I thought haters stayed OFF vids, not ON. Tsk Tsk. Chalk up another idiot on the wall of dumbasses please.
Chris McRoy If you don't give a dam about my thoughts, then why did you say anything in the first place? Hypocrite. Trying to take me own to your level is pathetic. Go ahead and keep being a douche then because I cant control the lack of brain cells in your head man.
Dakota Wise It looks like I'm in the middle of the road
***** but theres cars!
Dakota Wise Oh shit! *Blink daggers but gets hit by a truck* Truck owned Razor (Razor) for 250 gold!
I forgot how much I loved these.
I would just like to say that I appreciate the ungodly amount of effort this took to make.