The fact that people try to compare good animated skits to a head coming out of a toilet singing a terrible song is criminal. DasBoSchitt was a visionary DaVinci of our time.
Holy Shit, 10 years go by so quickly. Thank you for all the laughs through my Childhood. I’ll never forget you, DasBoSchitt, or your great sense of humor.
For real, back when the market was at its worst it was cheaper and more cost effective to order a prebuild and scrap it for parts than it was to buy a graphics card outright
To this day, in 2021, my favourite part is BY FAR... that *ONE* instance at 3:05. The extent to which the music, sound and visuals are so well placed & sown together is too good. I miss the good old days. Love your work even to this day, DasBoSchitt!
I just hope that the man, the myth, the Bo Schitt smiles realizing he touched a lotta people with his hilarity. Thanks for the great laughs, hope wherever you go that you succeed.
Ughhh... Don't you hate it when the guy who was building your computer turns out to have no clue what he's doing so he just kills himself by beating his hand with a monkey wrench so then you have to put him in the garbage disposal but then Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale break through your wall and then they have a fight to the death in your kitchen? It's the worst
SuperHamsterhuey Oh you think that's bad? A few months ago i took my laptop in to fix a problem with the motherboard, only it turned out that the repair guy spent two straight days smashing his own kneecaps with a hammer. Then when i was out patrolling for a trash compactor with the repair guy in the trunk of my car bound and gagged, a vicious showdown between Toph Beifong and Gaara started up, and while i was disposing of the corpse of Gaara a lot of bitchy anime fanboys kept telling me why Gaara wasn't the deranged sandbending ginger in the same trash compactor as the repair guy whose screams at that point sounded like some kind of strange crossbreed of Yoko Ono and a hyena.
SuperHamsterhuey Don't worry, a Metropolice stole Jeff Goldblum's car and hit some big yellow bipedal ferret/fox outside my house and took RAM from its corpse, blew up a guy's head with the Force and got a power box, nicked some hard drives from my local PC World, took JB's sound cards(thanks Metrocop), took down a local hacker and took his video card and then I fell asleep. After my town was nuked and Metrocop took Chuck Norris' motherboard, then I followed him back to his house where I helped him make his computer. I then woke up in a sewer with my skin and clothes shredded. How did I end up there?
Saxton Hale's nut-punching bonanza needs to be a gif and/or made into a Fist of the North Star parody. It was out-of-this-world funny. Pun intended, sorry Chuck lol
To me, I don't mind that DasBoSchitt has under a million subscribers because I feel like the more subscribers there are, the more cancerous the fanbase becomes.
They used to be when this came out. My family used to visit what they called "Dollar theaters" that played movies that had already reached dvd or similar.
I love the opening of this video because it informs you of so much happening without saying too many words. For example, 0:02: Episode 10 is on its way 0:21: It took so long cuz my computer died 0:49: We're in HD now! 1:06: Thanks for 200,000 subscribers!
I was 14 when i saw this years ago (22 now) i reflect upon my genuine laughter and thank you my good sir for creating a timeless masterpiece. *chef's kiss*
(6:28) My friends and I used to think that “Ora” Rush was really Chuck Norris just saying “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” over and over again. Was anybody else in the same boat?
I honestly can't decide whether this video or Mass Defect is the greatest Gmod video ever made. Both are classics that I reference IRL to this day, and I can watch either a million times and neither get old.
"Imagine #1 as a 14 year old spastic gamer in an adult body and you'd pretty much sum up his personality." - Description on DasBoSchitt's blog As for Jorge, I assume that's the fan nickname. EDIT: Duke Nukem ForeverQuest, #1's Twitter name is MetroPwn.
TheSilverWolf1998 It's more of a package deal type of thing, you know, get something along like an i5 or i7 or something of similar performance, along with a equally performing motherboard. Not just free trash that comes with a high performance motherboard.
From 10 000 subs to 200 000 in less than 2 years, holy hell! And right now its more than 698 000 subs! Man I miss your stuff but at least, I can revisit it!
The people who disliked it was people who are overthetop apple fanboys, i love the video and my mac and i don't get why people hate macs but, i enjoyed the video 😄
Why a lot of people don't like macs: -They're so overpriced -They're overappreciated There is a whole list of other reasons, but it all essentially comes down to those 2 things.
S U C C 69 no, they still have the problems listed above. my friend broke one just by putting it in a backpack and setting it down the wrong way. theyre expensively diposable
What I find funniest about this video is that it implies Saxton Hale is as strong as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanine, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
2:50-4:53 this is also pretty much me when i try to make a computer (as you can tell im a homicidal f**king pshychopath for my murderous rampage and for no reason yelling when i get the computer parts)
I cannot for the life of me find the sound that is made at 1:36 the pray for the dead gesture that the heavy makes. ugh. x.x I want that as a ringtone so bad.
(While I'm watching the video I hear the blender running and I turn around and my software I was going to use to make a pc was in it then I turn around pause the video go find a pillow and scream in it but then I hear the blender stop and I turn around and a new awesome pc popped out) YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
I wish real world computers said 'dead' in the Heavy's voice when they crapped out.
Snowy Aegis you can probably modify the files to say that
It's possible, modify the files
"Dangar" - kamille bidan 1986
If I modify the files is it gonna hum a melancholy tune my way whenever I feel bad?
I would probably buy computers, load them with viruses, and force them to crap out to hear that sound effect.
I love how he destroyed the 4:3 black bars XD
+Speedy Von Gofast I've watched this so many times over the past 5 years, and I have never noticed that.
Speedy Von Gofast How about the one where he rips off a sound card and dvd rom from bieber concert?
I love how he snorts up glass like he's already suffering from withdrawal.
That's fucking genius
They both did 9999 dmg therefore the door was 10000 HP 🤷🏻♂️
Only now have I noticed that when BoSchitt was yelling, he was pulling away the black sides to make the video widescreen.
Unusually Unearthed Productions me too lmao
a whole decade later and i finally noticed it, i always thought it was just some part of the computer, brilliant
The way you removed the widescreen at the beginning of the video was brilliant.
The fact that people try to compare good animated skits to a head coming out of a toilet singing a terrible song is criminal. DasBoSchitt was a visionary DaVinci of our time.
Holy Shit, 10 years go by so quickly.
Thank you for all the laughs through my Childhood. I’ll never forget you, DasBoSchitt, or your great sense of humor.
Real internet history right here. I always come back to these videos when I get bored or sad.
Old but Gold
getting a GPU in 2011: *i can't believe he smashed a prebuilt computer just to get a graphics card*
getting a GPU in 2021: *COWABUNGA IT IS*
For real, back when the market was at its worst it was cheaper and more cost effective to order a prebuild and scrap it for parts than it was to buy a graphics card outright
Getting a GPU in 2023: 🔫
The part where he pulls the black bars off rival the 4th wall breaking powers of Deadpool himself. That was genius! XD
+AstroManX100
When?
Predalien Xenomorph At the beginning when he rages over his computer crashing.
oh thx
+AstroManX100 I didn't even notice that that's what he was doing
Jeez, I never noticed that before, holy cow. 5 years later and only now do I just see that.
To this day, in 2021, my favourite part is BY FAR...
that *ONE* instance at 3:05.
The extent to which the music, sound and visuals are so well placed & sown together is too good.
I miss the good old days. Love your work even to this day, DasBoSchitt!
Yep this. 10 years on I came back mainly for that one part. And for the past 10 year that song has always reminded me of it hahaha.
I just hope that the man, the myth, the Bo Schitt smiles realizing he touched a lotta people with his hilarity. Thanks for the great laughs, hope wherever you go that you succeed.
Is it wrong that I used this as a stepping stone to understanding what I needed to buy for my first gaming PC?
Zeph101theoriginal *forgets the CPU*
James Mitchell preinstalled cpu. 2 years late
That's what I did. Those BlendTec blenders are something else man.
@@HelghastStalker oh I've been there too mate. But now no shop accepts my photo I.D. for alcohol.
@@HelghastStalker Not yet thank god. If I ever do I know just the guy I can count on to bust me out.
Jesus, i loved this in highschool, and 6 years later its still fucking GOLD
EloiseRaeCullen same bro
Some things never change.
Ughhh... Don't you hate it when the guy who was building your computer turns out to have no clue what he's doing so he just kills himself by beating his hand with a monkey wrench so then you have to put him in the garbage disposal but then Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale break through your wall and then they have a fight to the death in your kitchen?
It's the worst
SuperHamsterhuey I know right, it happens like twice a day, it is really annoying.
SuperHamsterhuey
Oh you think that's bad? A few months ago i took my laptop in to fix a problem with the motherboard, only it turned out that the repair guy spent two straight days smashing his own kneecaps with a hammer. Then when i was out patrolling for a trash compactor with the repair guy in the trunk of my car bound and gagged, a vicious showdown between Toph Beifong and Gaara started up, and while i was disposing of the corpse of Gaara a lot of bitchy anime fanboys kept telling me why Gaara wasn't the deranged sandbending ginger in the same trash compactor as the repair guy whose screams at that point sounded like some kind of strange crossbreed of Yoko Ono and a hyena.
***** Dude, every friday night.
SuperHamsterhuey Don't worry, a Metropolice stole Jeff Goldblum's car and hit some big yellow bipedal ferret/fox outside my house and took RAM from its corpse, blew up a guy's head with the Force and got a power box, nicked some hard drives from my local PC World, took JB's sound cards(thanks Metrocop), took down a local hacker and took his video card and then I fell asleep. After my town was nuked and Metrocop took Chuck Norris' motherboard, then I followed him back to his house where I helped him make his computer. I then woke up in a sewer with my skin and clothes shredded. How did I end up there?
SuperHamsterhuey Exactly.
Saxton Hale; Destroying Chuck Norris and creating computers in blenders since 1961
+Chris Farmer And jumping off planes while yelling his own name since 1961
Saxton Hale:Has been the real Mann since 1961
FACE AUSTRALIAN JUSTICE!
Saxton Hale's nut-punching bonanza needs to be a gif and/or made into a Fist of the North Star parody. It was out-of-this-world funny. Pun intended, sorry Chuck lol
Lol and they need to keep Star Platinum's soundbyte. Ive seen this a million times and its just as funny as the first.
Bry7831 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
pacowallochenkenrick
Wasn't that a jojo reference?
This was made before JoJo Part 3 Anime (Not OVA).
That's awesome if it was Star Platinum. reference intended!
Or a JoJo meme
I actually rewound it and cranked up the volume just to hear him launch himself out that chimney, F-ing great!
Hell if I knew that ransacking a town for computer parts while screaming like a maniac would be so fun I would have done it years ago!
r/HoldUp
Oh shit it's that guy
This is quite possibly the best video ever created
1:20 He basically was like, "Dude, take a chill pill. Have some good news."
still my favourite vid because of the screaming metro cop. i will never not think of it. thank you
how does this man not have 1,000,000 subs...
How does this man not have...
(how many subscribers does PewDiePie have? 45,613,992. okay.)
... 46 million subscribers?!
+vkohmoviemaker you're right
To me, I don't mind that DasBoSchitt has under a million subscribers because I feel like the more subscribers there are, the more cancerous the fanbase becomes.
Ripping the letterbox off was probably the coolest effect, nobody noticed
+ScaryMoldyToast yeah that was ingenious
+ScaryMoldyToast I like your toribash videos...
When?
+zachary neil 0:48
+ScaryMoldyToast oh yeah, that was cool.
1:38 This sound should play whenever you experience technical difficulties. Universal solution :D
0:46 is my cup of tea
Oooi
i wish movies were only a dollar
They used to be when this came out. My family used to visit what they called "Dollar theaters" that played movies that had already reached dvd or similar.
This makes my heart warm,still,even after those years
6:28 stand name : australian might
Stand user: saxton hale
I just realized now that this show has made jojokes before jojokes were even a thing..........
He was indeed making JoJo references with Saxton Hale xD.
2:59 This music should be in every rage scene in any movie.
If making a PC was as simple as that I would've made my own years ago!
it is really simple
Well not so simple. You sorta have to fight chuck norris
***** Good point. I'd still take fighting Chuck Norris over a Mac, though.
*****
simple, just difficult xD
ThatOneSlowking its tricky the first time, but is still simple and easy after that
I'm a computer builder and I say that this whole video is... pretty accurate.
I love the opening of this video because it informs you of so much happening without saying too many words. For example,
0:02: Episode 10 is on its way
0:21: It took so long cuz my computer died
0:49: We're in HD now!
1:06: Thanks for 200,000 subscribers!
I was 14 when i saw this years ago (22 now) i reflect upon my genuine laughter and thank you my good sir for creating a timeless masterpiece. *chef's kiss*
omg i just realized that Saxtons chest hair is australia
Ethan Scales wow I just now realized that
(6:28) My friends and I used to think that “Ora”
Rush was really Chuck Norris just saying “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” over and over again.
Was anybody else in the same boat?
Pretty much
Nowadays, I see the truth
Upload now?
Yes Nope Bread.
TF2 bread update predicted by dasboschitt
This cinematography is utterly brilliant, DasBoShitt you sir are an artist, and one of the good ones at that!
Out of everything my favorite part still has to be the blinder with the PC popping out xD
What did you expect it's Blendtech!
Supposedly DasBoSchitt was making an reference to Dead Rising's custom drinks blending
Bruh, this video is over 10 years old… fuck I’m old
0:45 this would be my rage next time my computer dies.
I have a $1000-2000 gaming computer, I would be pissed. Even more so than him.
If it broke, why doesn't he find the broken part and fix it?
Well, we wouldn't get this video, but still.
Me too. I have a extremely fast gaming computer.
Me too
I honestly can't decide whether this video or Mass Defect is the greatest Gmod video ever made. Both are classics that I reference IRL to this day, and I can watch either a million times and neither get old.
6:27 Now that i've started watching JoJo Bizarre Adventure, i get where that sound come from
D4rkn3ss HORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
without "H"
D4rkn3ss yo what's that sound metro cop makes at 7:05?
Foxythegamer99 WOO!
D4rkn3ss sound like Star Platinum
A sound card from Justin Bieber is probably already dead.
TheCluelessTH-camr ~ “it’s a deadman memes” bla bla bla I don’t care as long as it’s funny to me I still like it
0:42 are the moments I live for
I spent 30 minutes finding this video since it was no longer in my favorites list. Every second was well spent...
*stuck in tree* *saxton lands* *literally goes “Ora ora Ora Ora Ora” in the balls like star platinum* *throws the tree at the sun*
Mans was so pissed off that he snorted broken glass
11 years ago I commented on this video with a funny mispronunciation
Today I'm Commenting b/c
Holy shit
6:18 - Today
this....this is five years old. feels like it was just last year. Now im graduating High school...how the time flies damn
4:50 what is that "win" sound when camera shows him closely? I really need to know, please help!
That's sound from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time when you got an item.
+Dezmond Bunker thaaaaanks!
You have no culture or childhood XD
How do you not know? Do you have a childhood at all?
You do realize that the game is almost twenty years old now, right? There are kids who didn't grow up with it now.
CPU included with the motherboard? Awesome!
By the way, does the soldier have a name?
If you mean the Metro Police, his name is "#1" (I sent a private message to DasBoSchitt and that was his answer)
Bartoloxxd Well #1 is definitely an interesting character. Scary and creepy yet funny and friendly at the same time.
Dawslen Enright Totally agree :)
Isn't the name also Metropwn?
"Imagine #1 as a 14 year old spastic gamer in an adult body and you'd pretty much sum up his personality." - Description on DasBoSchitt's blog
As for Jorge, I assume that's the fan nickname.
EDIT: Duke Nukem ForeverQuest, #1's Twitter name is MetroPwn.
What about the CPU?
The motherboard had the CPU pre-installed, silly.
I don't think I would trust a preinstalled cpu to be good for much more than browsing the internet
TheSilverWolf1998 It's more of a package deal type of thing, you know, get something along like an i5 or i7 or something of similar performance, along with a equally performing motherboard. Not just free trash that comes with a high performance motherboard.
The mobo clearly didn't have a CPU pre-installed, as there was an empty socket on the mobo.
From 10 000 subs to 200 000 in less than 2 years, holy hell! And right now its more than 698 000 subs! Man I miss your stuff but at least, I can revisit it!
But at least I saw Saxton Hale fighting Chuck Norris :D
We want more of this!
SAAAAAAAAAAXTOOON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLE
Saxton Hale is like Chuck Norris, but Austrailian
So it would be more awesome if those two fought
the video prove that Saxton Hale > Chuck Norris ( arguable ) especially when Hale beat him right on the balls repeadtly when he was stuck in a tree
The people who disliked it was people who are overthetop apple fanboys, i love the video and my mac and i don't get why people hate macs but, i enjoyed the video 😄
Why a lot of people don't like macs:
-They're so overpriced
-They're overappreciated
There is a whole list of other reasons, but it all essentially comes down to those 2 things.
Jake Star if they break, say goodbye to your savings account to get it repaired.
Mac is better as a laptop
S U C C 69 no, they still have the problems listed above. my friend broke one just by putting it in a backpack and setting it down the wrong way. theyre expensively diposable
3:20
I get it! RAM!!!
song that plays at 0:46 is Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife at 1m 27s mark.
The golden age of youtube. They don't make them like this anymore
Who wishes it was this easy to upgrade a computer?
The part at 0:54 always makes me cringe when he sucks up the glass in his nose
This is still my favorite 200,000 subscriber milestone video ever... Of all time...
I also want a computer that sounds like heavy.
ded
wll1500 dotatatataaatttaaa
Yes, now I know how to build a PC, I just need a blender!
or you know....... a blender.
What I find funniest about this video is that it implies Saxton Hale is as strong as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanine, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
You are magnificent for doing this.
man,dasboschitt's videos are the frikin best.
3:53 Got me everytime
5:15 thats me when I try to build a computer D:
2:50-4:53 this is also pretty much me when i try to make a computer (as you can tell im a homicidal f**king pshychopath for my murderous rampage and for no reason yelling when i get the computer parts)
2019 anyone?
My heart melted when the combine suggested movies. An emotional rollercoaster
6:27 HOLY SHIT JOJO REFERENCE
6:27 ORAORAORAORAORAORA!
1:00 omg it a mac computer where's Dr hax?
....wut?
God Of Timewaste I think he means Dr. Breen, who portrays the PC in the Mac vs. PC skits
I have so much more appreciation for this video having recently assembled my own computer. Still a classic!
Tsk tsk, I hadn't seen a Processor in Sir Combine's quest.
Maybe it came with the motherboard
4:05 that foreshadowing tho
FATHER: I knew it! They did lie to us!
GIRL [who for some reason has a man’s voice]: GET ’EEEEEM!
I would love to use my chimney as a cannon xD
Soon as the epic music dropped at 5:14, I smashed the subscribe button.
0:33 "ded ded ded ded
2:50 That fuckin scream xDDDDDDDDD
I cannot for the life of me find the sound that is made at 1:36 the pray for the dead gesture that the heavy makes. ugh. x.x I want that as a ringtone so bad.
Man I miss the old days, I want to go back
Snorting glass? Ouch!
-The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 10
complete.
Update now?
(Yes) (No) (BREAD)
0:46 this is me when i found out pokemon sun and moon release later in europe then everywhere else
True but that was still my reaction as well
This is exactly one of my favorites of Dasboschitts videos
(While I'm watching the video I hear the blender running and I turn around and my software I was going to use to make a pc was in it then I turn around pause the video go find a pillow and scream in it but then I hear the blender stop and I turn around and a new awesome pc popped out) YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
out of all the weirdos in the world your the worst that made NO sense what so ever
...................... what the fuck did you just say?
you heard me
Sunburn M not u...
How many fucking sense that made was zero and honestly i could give two shits about your blender...
Bruce Lee could beat chuck Norris and Saxton hale combined
Jamie Hyuuga what about segata?
*Insert Preparing to upgrade your PC Because of Fallout 4 Reaction Comment Here*
He got so angry, he ripped the black bars off to make the rest of the video widescreen.... I just realized how clever that was.
0:20 DEAD lol makes me laugh
*About To Upload*
*Computer Crashes*
Computer: *message on screen* Your computer is Dead
LOL XD
And btw... Dat door has ALOT of HP...
DTTArt It made sense tho, nowadays in GMod you can take a weapon that does a million damage and it’ll go flying!
yes thats what i did to build my pc, but ilost against ckuck norris.
Can't wait to see what One Million will look like!
FUCK.....this video got blocked in Canada...
Probably because of Bieber.
+Viktor Hofer I ignored the comment and considered your profile pic the reaction.
*golf clap*
=
GODAMNIT HOME CONTRY YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN!
This is still my FAVORITE video you made!
I mean the soundeffect of the monitor as it shines and glitters.
The chuck norris nut punch flurry while he's clipped through a tree... pure fuckin gold
im back to watch this in 2020 during quarantine cuz is just GOLD
Hello from 2020, what a great time it was.
man, i still love this video as much as the first time i saw it.
Followed this step by step even the blending didnt know it was that useful