@@pogzo2564 It's kind of joke. Person can have 2 abilities: 1. Perceive audio information (to hear) in certain language and understand it. 2. Express own thoughts and transfer it to audio information (to speak) in certain language so other people can understand. If person is learning the language and knows the language not very well, then it happens that he is able to hear and understand the language, but he is not yet able to speak the language. When person is able to speak the language, the it's usually considered he can probably hear and understand the language as well, because speaking is more complicated skill to achieve then just hearing. However technically the "speaking" and “hearing“ are two distinct abilities. In English they say "he speaks English" meaning he is able to do both, speaking and hearing. However if we take it literally straight, then "he speaks English" indicates just his speaking ability alone, and we actually don't know if he can hear and understand the language. Though having the ability to speak and not having the ability to hear at the same time is very rare, and looks kinda ridiculous and funny 🙂
Recently while on holiday in Jamaica, I asked the waiter if he had any oat milk. His response was laughter and something along the lines of “how you can milk an oat?”
I dont think americans realise that non dairy milk is not a normal thing in other countries. One of our exchange students was surprised that oat milk and soy milk was not the same price as normal milk and it is seen as a luxury thing.
Im from Asia, Asian countries have non dairy milk options in almost any cafe especially soy milk as it is extremely common as ingredients or just drink itself. I live in france now, and have been to a few other places, so far i haven't seen a coffee place that doesn't offer vegen milk. Maybe in some small restaurants.
I speak fluent French and English. I have a flat in Paris and whenever an English speaker tries to speak French I go along with it and let them speak French. It never fails to make them happy! ❤
Un erreur typique des français c'est de confondre la présence d'un accent avec la manque de maîtrise d'une langue. Alors que l'absence d'accent doit être considérée de la très grande maîtrise qui tiens de l'exceptionnel. Dans une relation client-commerçant c'est toujours le premier qu'impose la langue. Vous pouvez proposer parler la langue de votre client mais sachez que c'est une façon de lui faire comprendre qu'il parle pas la langue. Personne naît parlant, et comme la marche, on apprendre en tombant.
To learn a foreign language needs quite an effort. If you immediately change to English, it is impolite, because it shows that you don't appreciate the effort.
I swear to god I witnessed this in person a week ago in Paris. The guy in front of me spent 5 mins trying to order a coffee with oat milk and eventually gave up.
Like, surely the waiter could've guessed from context that he hadn't asked for that? SMH I swear people like being obtuse on purpose. Think a bit, be helpful. And before you all come at me with him having to do his job and it being hard and doesn't have time to deal with accents. No, I've dealt with plenty of stuff in retail, and your outlook is what dictates how you deal with stuff.
@@thesurge90 there is two options, one the waiter is a dickhead, it happens sometimes. Two the waiter assumed that's something cultural and didn't want to disrespect the costumer. I mean depending where you're from, you'll eat or combine things that not every body does, exemple having bread aside your dish is something for some, even with south east Asian food, but for south east asian it's not normal.
English speaking people usually speak only one language and they expect that everyone on the whole world understands them. If you know how hard it is to learn a second or third language you appreciate it more. The French generally have a thick accent in English. Things really have changed. More people speak and understand English in France. English books can be found throughout the country ever since Harry Potter became popular. That really surprised me.
You find oat milk in any supermarket. Just that it's not a thing and people who are lactose intolerant are very rare and usually learned to eat milk free products. That's not a trend like in the US where so many people claim that they are ABC intolerant when they are not, or the Vegans who want to eat like non Vegans instead of adapting to their own choices in life.
Any American passing by here, here’s a tip: make an effort to learn the most important words in the language of the (european) country you visit, because people outside the US (at least in France) aren’t people/client pleasers but workers who can’t spend 30 minutes on each tourists that don’t speak the smallest bit of french. For example: - If you’re blind, learn to say “Je suis aveugle” - If you’re lactose intolerant, learn to say “Je suis intolérant au lactose” and the ingredient that you want them to add instead, like “oat milk” = “lait d’avoine” - As well as the normal polite sentences that you should have learned beforehand, “excuse me” “thank you” “hello/goodbye”, maybe even practice asking for directions etc. We French people, don’t have time to lose to tourists who can’t communicate properly. Especially if they’re rude. Here in France the “Client is king” logic applies to elite hotels/restaurants, as for average ones, it has limits. Workers have rights over here. Cordially, a french person.
Là, il va y avoir un gros blocage. J'ai été serveur/barman 5 ans en Angleterre. Ici, les touristes russes ou américains sont tellement imbus d'eux-mêmes que même quand tu parles couramment anglais en connaissant les nuances US, ils te prennent encore pour un veau...😂😂😂
@@aventureraclette I’m especially speaking about Parisians. Busy cities have busy people all around the world. Of course if someone asked me directions, I would gladly help.
@@Alphabetwillbet you are talking bs dude. Even in Paris we are correct with tourists, bun English speaking influencers are lying so much thinking they rule the world...
I don't think I'd be angry at him . He's too precious. I'd use google quickly to translate . We don't usually drink any other milk than animal milk. I see oat and almond milk in the big super markets but only expats or people with medical diagnosis buy them
Expecting to find oatmilk in French cafes displays a quite stunning degree of ignorance about their culture, especially for someone who's made the effort to learn some of the language. When we learn foreign languages in UK schools they teach us some rudimentary things about the culure along with the lexicon & grammar.
It’s the same here in the US when learning a foreign language. Y’all gotta stop assuming our media is a true representation of us. It is not. At all. Especially since this country is so damn big , each state is like its own country so generalizing us is what’s actually ignorant.
It's a completely harmless and honest assumption, as long as you are not rude about it. It is not a matter of ignorance or anything related to culture, and actually something you're most likely to find out only when you need this specific thing. Europeans, particularly the french or italians, just go out of their way to make a big deal out of americans not knowing every single detail about how their country works.
You do realize that lactose intolerance is a thing right? I legit have to ask for dairy free options otherwise I can’t enjoy my coffee. I got a bad diarrhea once and it wiped all my gut lining of healthy microbes, so now I can’t drink milk or anything milk related without excruciating abdominal pain which makes it feel I am about to have my stomach burst open, at times I have thought about just cutting a hole in my stomach to relieve the pain, and then comes the diarrhea with lots of gas afterwards which is a relief. Lactose intolerance is no joke.
@@free2saywhatever That's the point of the vid. The waiter brought her dairy free coffee. Not coffee with dairy SUBSTITUTE (why is rarely found in the country out of parisian supermarkets in the affluent districts and organic specialty shops in other places). They do exist but not widely available all around. Just warn the waiter you're lactose intolerant, but don't expect there's a substitute on demand.
The most unrealistic part of this is that the French guy attempts speaking English instead of acting like you committed some grave offense for not speaking perfect French
@emeline9684 Again, I've been to France. There are still cafés that will refuse to serve you if you don't speak French. Not to mention the looks they give you if you speak anything but French in their presence.
@emeline9684 Yes, many younger will try, but older, particularly some older chefs & some older staff, won't try. If don't speak French with exact correct pronunciations, the reaction (sometimes) is "you're not speaking French!". I can read about 40% of something when in French. (if just couple sentences about 70% & can work out the rest). But my conversational French is quite poor, as when I try to speak French to some* French persons they get annoyed by my pronunciations & stop talking to me. Or it could be that after talking to me for bit, they'd rather talk to someone else lol. (*Just some, most French people I know or met have been great & tried to help me with French. 3 French friends moved back home though, in past 5 years). The most ridiculous thing about many of the comments a lot of them don't get the other joke in this skit. Besides the oat/hot joke, & the "dairy free"/no milk joke. Check out whose channel it is, their nationality, & where they're living. Then you'll know other joke, re skit. There's one more thing. French guys but ain't filmed in France. Also thanks for being a person that tries to help people that only speak English. Re all scoobydoo's comments. Couple (different) times I was telling friends about a person that had lot of issues when going to/at places. Friend I was telling said: you realise what the common denominator is? Them
This is so wrong on the touristic areas. With more than 70 millions foreign tourists coming per year how can you imagine waiters & vendors don't speak english? In touristic area of Paris there is so many tourist that I am even surprised when I hear ppl speaking french ! My wife is asian and very often waiters and vendors speak english to her before realizing that she is actually french :D Now, if you go away from touristic areas then ok, it may happen, but you know what? Speaking english is not mandatory!
the joke's also that in France you never choose the type of milk you want because there's no milk other than cow milk, it's very rare to stumble upon cafes that offer plant-based milk
Tell me you are American without telling me you are American: - I am lactose intolerant - I am gluten intolerant - I am vegan - I can't speak no other language than English
Im a frenche guy living abroad that "patrick un cafe stupler " and the little "wep" took me back so much i can remember that exact thing in the best coffee places 😂 just yelling thru the place your order for everyone to hear perfect detail ❤
J'ai souvent rêvé, en faisant ce métier, de pouvoir envoyer chier les gens. Quand j'ai eu des patrons me donnant ce droit -si nécéssaire- J'ai eu 3 saisons de suites avec aucune occasion legitime.
Ici, on a tous une histoire de touristes français ou européens qui pensent pouvoir faire le tour du Québec ou même du Canada en moins d'une semaine. Du genre: "Aujourd'hui, je visite Montréal. Demain, je fais le tour de la Gaspésie. Mardi, je vais pêcher la ouananiche avec les "Indiens" au lac Saint-Jean et j'arrive à Québec juste à temps pour le goûter de 4h." Ben oui, toé... Ils déchantent aussitôt qu'on leur montre une carte...
It kind of blows my mind that for lactose intolerant/ vegan Americans, their solution is to replace the milk with some expensive industrialized product, instead of just having the coffee black
oatmilk isn´t even that exspensive over here in germany you can buy it in regular liter packages an ther are almost the same price ....... it is just oat ...... that is traditional animal fodder
@@baronbrummbar8691 where exactly in germany? Oat milk* like 500% more expensive than regular milk. You also need coffe gradet oat milk, too make it work in something like a cappucino or latte, which is more expensive than a regular oat drink.
when I was in Paris, like a good Italian I ordered a cappuccino... they brought me a "café au lait"... that is a breakfast cup (the ones for cereals so to speak) with coffee and milk, piping hot! 20 minutes before drinking it!
In Melbourne you can choose from soy, almond, oat, coconut, macadamia and lactose free milk with your coffee. I’m lactose intolerant too and love that we have these choices. I’ve also travelled a lot around the world and can say Melbourne has the best coffee.
@@1Furina.de.FontaineI disagree with the original commenter, it's not a ridiculous demand. However, it's not as common as you'd think in France. Our Starbucks have all the non-dairy milks, but others places might not have it... Or they might not even realize someone would want to order that with their coffee. It's really not something we do, we like our coffee simple: espresso, long espresso (allongé), or with regular milk (crème) and that's pretty much it.
As someone who spends a lot of time in France, this happens frequently to Americans and it’s happened to me. I ordered a hot oat cappuccino and I got a hot mug of cow milk
@HaotepYeh can't sell it as "Milk" (as in same as the English). but can sell it, & as lait. "Milk" is a 'loan word' in France & in EU. And can definitely sell it as almond lait, soy lait etc. (I put in English syntax). "lait" means milk. But France didn't use that on packaging, until the regulation came in. (word latte comes from lait, so it's still being called milk, just a different word used). France uses "lait d'amande", lait de soya etc. Have a look for photo of "lait" in French supermarkets and you'll see animal milk & non-milk products all with "lait". In France & other EU countries can't call it Milk (they used same word, as is a "loan word") or another French word. But makers & cafes can call it "lait". So almond milk, soy milk, etc is still virtually called that by just using a word that literally translates to milk in English "The labelling in France now uses "lait", which is not a term defined by the EU regulations (It's not just France). Almond milk using the French translation (to lait) is acceptable. "Milk" IS on the banned list. "Almond Milk", "Soya Milk" are illegal labels, while "Lait d'Amandes", Lait de Soya are legal, as does not use any of the restricted words. A similar trick has been used by companies for decades, when hey couldn't register a name, either because can't use the name outside the country of origin of a food or item or copyright. So use another word which translates to same thing, if translate to English.
In Europe we dont play with food or drink. Lucky you were in France, I almost had an Italian punch me for mispronouncing a pastry. Fyi it is still in the top 3 best things i have ever eaten.
This so lame, yes we do. French and italian are so pretentious about food🙄🙄 come to poland we have non diary options in most places, why is being stuck up and rude to customers good in your opinion??
@@Bga1412 idk, im also a waitress iand i dont really give a shit how ppl like their food or coffee, they paying thats all matters🤷♀️ maybe they have allergy or like the taste, i have regular milk in my coffee anyway, close minded people will always have a problem with the least problematic shit like almond milk🤣
Im not a native eng speaker but the owner of awful russian accent. U know accent is a very common thing, no matter where from a person is and what accent they speak with, i think we shouldn't judge them, if we dont try we will never learn
My wife her grandfather was originally from Holland. When he moved to the US after WW2 he worked as a waiter. One day two guys came in for lunch and one guy ordered a sandwich. The other guy said that sounds good I'll take one too. So her grandfather bought him two sandwiches.
I thought him saying he speaks English is actually really kind... I have never been to Paris but when I went to Montreal as a child... I went to tourist info center and the person there totally knew i didn't speak French and proceeded to have a whole conversation with me in French before i quietly told him I don't speak French... I was so embarrassed.
Also possible in Greece, oat milk highly unpopular so not usual so usually not in menus as option but in recent years seen some options in supermarkets and few store chains brands.
He speaks English.
He newer stated he hear English.
Newer😂
hopefully he older speak english too
i dont understand this comment
@@pogzo2564 It's kind of joke.
Person can have 2 abilities:
1. Perceive audio information (to hear) in certain language and understand it.
2. Express own thoughts and transfer it to audio information (to speak) in certain language so other people can understand.
If person is learning the language and knows the language not very well, then it happens that he is able to hear and understand the language, but he is not yet able to speak the language. When person is able to speak the language, the it's usually considered he can probably hear and understand the language as well, because speaking is more complicated skill to achieve then just hearing. However technically the "speaking" and “hearing“ are two distinct abilities.
In English they say "he speaks English" meaning he is able to do both, speaking and hearing. However if we take it literally straight, then "he speaks English" indicates just his speaking ability alone, and we actually don't know if he can hear and understand the language. Though having the ability to speak and not having the ability to hear at the same time is very rare, and looks kinda ridiculous and funny 🙂
If you are saying that she didn't speak english to the waiter so he didn't hear anything in English. He didn't have to. He accent gave her away.
"No milk no diarreah" so true
Edit: No way, 36K likes?!? Merci pour les réponses!
C’est vrai 🤷
@@atfrenchies that is always for Asians...
@@atfrenchiesthats what the comment said, why repeat it? Idiots.
That's not always true.. caffeine stimulates movement
cest drolle hehehe
Withoat = without 🤣
no, it's "with hot", not "without"
@@taftoc7288 He first heard 'with hot' and then reassessed it to be 'without'. You're welcome.
@@MajorlyBluekys😊😊
@@gustavusadolphus6097 fucking excuse me?
I kidnapped a man on Christmas day and freed him on new years
Recently while on holiday in Jamaica, I asked the waiter if he had any oat milk. His response was laughter and something along the lines of “how you can milk an oat?”
We have oat milk, the waiter was probably trying to be funny😅
Because it's a juice, not a milk
Aren't rastafarians vegetarians? It shouldn't surprise them, innit?
Less soy boys in France I guess
I was surprised to learn that oats have nipples.
“And here is your coffee with goat milk madame.” 🐐
Would work, i think. I heard that goat milk has no laktose, i am not sure though.
Goat milk is ok for lactose intolerant.
Yeah don't forget to twice the price too
Honestly I think that be easier to explain
I dont think americans realise that non dairy milk is not a normal thing in other countries. One of our exchange students was surprised that oat milk and soy milk was not the same price as normal milk and it is seen as a luxury thing.
Except for Israel, they have the largest vegan population
except for israwhat
vegan and non vegan settlers should go away
and suffering what animals are suffrring
Im from Asia, Asian countries have non dairy milk options in almost any cafe especially soy milk as it is extremely common as ingredients or just drink itself. I live in france now, and have been to a few other places, so far i haven't seen a coffee place that doesn't offer vegen milk. Maybe in some small restaurants.
@@youtube_user9110 that place has a lot of americans so
If you ignore asia
“Don’t worry, I speak English” 🤣 True…
I- I guess your right??
for real!! as soon as they mispronounce the r, i know i gotta speak english
That's kinda rude from les françaises... We are just trying to improve our French 😭
@@Anthony-ct1kl but its kind of frustrating when someone butchers a language?
Snobby french bastards. Now Ik why the brits hated them
I speak fluent French and English. I have a flat in Paris and whenever an English speaker tries to speak French I go along with it and let them speak French. It never fails to make them happy! ❤
Bevore you mock on someone speaking broken french, ask yourself: How good do I speak his language?
Je suis une anglophone, Merci 😊
@@guzziwheeler je parle mieux français que toi.
Un erreur typique des français c'est de confondre la présence d'un accent avec la manque de maîtrise d'une langue. Alors que l'absence d'accent doit être considérée de la très grande maîtrise qui tiens de l'exceptionnel. Dans une relation client-commerçant c'est toujours le premier qu'impose la langue. Vous pouvez proposer parler la langue de votre client mais sachez que c'est une façon de lui faire comprendre qu'il parle pas la langue. Personne naît parlant, et comme la marche, on apprendre en tombant.
To learn a foreign language needs quite an effort. If you immediately change to English, it is impolite, because it shows that you don't appreciate the effort.
I swear to god I witnessed this in person a week ago in Paris. The guy in front of me spent 5 mins trying to order a coffee with oat milk and eventually gave up.
😱
French people don’t drink often this, it’s not common for us
For French ear hot and oat are too close to distinguish - and most of them never heard of oat milk.
@@gengis737 yes it’s true :) we are lame at english
maybe learn basic words instead of forcing everyone to learn your language 😭😭😭😭😭
Dédicace à un collègue allemand qui voulait un *café sans lait* et qui grâce à son accent eu un café salé et un curieux regard du serveur 😂
😂
😂 mdrr
Like, surely the waiter could've guessed from context that he hadn't asked for that?
SMH I swear people like being obtuse on purpose. Think a bit, be helpful. And before you all come at me with him having to do his job and it being hard and doesn't have time to deal with accents.
No, I've dealt with plenty of stuff in retail, and your outlook is what dictates how you deal with stuff.
@@thesurge90 there is two options, one the waiter is a dickhead, it happens sometimes. Two the waiter assumed that's something cultural and didn't want to disrespect the costumer.
I mean depending where you're from, you'll eat or combine things that not every body does, exemple having bread aside your dish is something for some, even with south east Asian food, but for south east asian it's not normal.
IN EGLISH PLEAS
This is why its better for me using italian with french people to understand each other.
"Latte d'avena" sounds more familiar to them. 😊
If it gets to complicated the French are like,
'nah mate, not today'
*TOO complicated! 🙈
Thats ironic
It's not "complicated", it's entitled. In France, cafes don't serve oat or soy milk.
@@Hoid. 😂sounds like the French cafes are the entitled ones then
@@Hoid. ah yes because lactose intolerant people are lactose intolerant because they... want to. noted.
The milk is already hot ma'am!😂 OMGgg😂😂
its hard to hear difference between oat milk and hot milk.
Oat milk = lait d’avoine
( I’m a native French speaker you’re welcome)
she shouldve said misunderstood part in french at least lol
How do you pronounce that?
@@eradict oine is pronounced “one” like the number 1!!
Now its a matter of how to pronounce it😂
Speak ENGLISH you Kebecker
Some French people came to my school and they talk exactly like this but even faster 😂
🤣🤣
Im french i speak like that to.. 🤐🤡🤣
Yeah thats... normal
That was european for "fuck off, you and your oat milk" 😂
😂😂I can't stop laughing 😅
The famous European language
😂😂😂😂@@cyrildieudonne6185
Not European, French...worst country in the world
"Don't worry, I speak english" is something I never heard a frenchmen say
Don't worry i speak english, now you have
In Paris they do.
@@marjet2228Nah. Not really. The struggle is real.
English speaking people usually speak only one language and they expect that everyone on the whole world understands them. If you know how hard it is to learn a second or third language you appreciate it more.
The French generally have a thick accent in English. Things really
have changed. More
people speak and
understand English in France. English books can be found throughout the country ever since Harry Potter became popular. That really surprised me.
@@marjet2228 Not really. Some very few folks maybe.
Bro that "don't worry I speak English" killed me 😂😂😂😂
I mean…I do 💀
French mainly use soja and almond milks as vegan milk,
Oat milk barely exist there and I don't think cafe will have it anyway
Encore heureux
It exists where I'm from. You usually have to go to bio-coop but it's starting to appear in regular supermarkets now
In my country they only ever offer oat, but at home I always use soy, it's a superior taste. That is, IF they have anything other than milk
@@MELLMAO tastes really differ
i hate that soy crap
but i eat oat with oatmilk
You find oat milk in any supermarket. Just that it's not a thing and people who are lactose intolerant are very rare and usually learned to eat milk free products. That's not a trend like in the US where so many people claim that they are ABC intolerant when they are not, or the Vegans who want to eat like non Vegans instead of adapting to their own choices in life.
"Je voudraaaaaiiiiiis" ahahaahaha
No milk ...No diarrhea... 😂😂
😂😂😂❤ Alex is just amazing
💙❤️
Oat milk is a luxury in some countries. French people find it funny when asked for oat milk.
"Not on strike today" 😂😂😂
Any American passing by here, here’s a tip: make an effort to learn the most important words in the language of the (european) country you visit, because people outside the US (at least in France) aren’t people/client pleasers but workers who can’t spend 30 minutes on each tourists that don’t speak the smallest bit of french.
For example:
- If you’re blind, learn to say “Je suis aveugle”
- If you’re lactose intolerant, learn to say “Je suis intolérant au lactose” and the ingredient that you want them to add instead, like “oat milk” = “lait d’avoine”
- As well as the normal polite sentences that you should have learned beforehand, “excuse me” “thank you” “hello/goodbye”, maybe even practice asking for directions etc.
We French people, don’t have time to lose to tourists who can’t communicate properly. Especially if they’re rude. Here in France the “Client is king” logic applies to elite hotels/restaurants, as for average ones, it has limits. Workers have rights over here.
Cordially, a french person.
Là, il va y avoir un gros blocage. J'ai été serveur/barman 5 ans en Angleterre.
Ici, les touristes russes ou américains sont tellement imbus d'eux-mêmes que même quand tu parles couramment anglais en connaissant les nuances US, ils te prennent encore pour un veau...😂😂😂
For touristes, not all French people are like the initial post described, there are many who will take the time to inform you
@@aventureraclette I’m especially speaking about Parisians. Busy cities have busy people all around the world. Of course if someone asked me directions, I would gladly help.
@@Alphabetwillbet you are talking bs dude. Even in Paris we are correct with tourists, bun English speaking influencers are lying so much thinking they rule the world...
I don't think I'd be angry at him . He's too precious. I'd use google quickly to translate . We don't usually drink any other milk than animal milk. I see oat and almond milk in the big super markets but only expats or people with medical diagnosis buy them
I love it ❤😂 everything is well thought, the hat, the sweater 💯
“Not on strike today” 😂 that’s the frenchest hat I’ve ever seen lmao
Je suis en France en ce moment et c'est tellement beau
Pas vraiment..
@@Axiah
Le magnifique 93 avec ses chances pour la galaxie ❤
You don't know where she is @@Axiah
Expecting to find oatmilk in French cafes displays a quite stunning degree of ignorance about their culture, especially for someone who's made the effort to learn some of the language.
When we learn foreign languages in UK schools they teach us some rudimentary things about the culure along with the lexicon & grammar.
It’s the same here in the US when learning a foreign language. Y’all gotta stop assuming our media is a true representation of us. It is not. At all. Especially since this country is so damn big , each state is like its own country so generalizing us is what’s actually ignorant.
It's a completely harmless and honest assumption, as long as you are not rude about it. It is not a matter of ignorance or anything related to culture, and actually something you're most likely to find out only when you need this specific thing.
Europeans, particularly the french or italians, just go out of their way to make a big deal out of americans not knowing every single detail about how their country works.
You do realize that lactose intolerance is a thing right? I legit have to ask for dairy free options otherwise I can’t enjoy my coffee. I got a bad diarrhea once and it wiped all my gut lining of healthy microbes, so now I can’t drink milk or anything milk related without excruciating abdominal pain which makes it feel I am about to have my stomach burst open, at times I have thought about just cutting a hole in my stomach to relieve the pain, and then comes the diarrhea with lots of gas afterwards which is a relief. Lactose intolerance is no joke.
@@free2saywhatever That's the point of the vid. The waiter brought her dairy free coffee. Not coffee with dairy SUBSTITUTE (why is rarely found in the country out of parisian supermarkets in the affluent districts and organic specialty shops in other places). They do exist but not widely available all around. Just warn the waiter you're lactose intolerant, but don't expect there's a substitute on demand.
"Not on strike today"- ouch, too relatable
LOL AS SOMEONE WHOS LEARNING FRENCH RN THIS WAS SO FUNNY 😂
C'est Super!👍
Also, your hat says "Not on strike today"😂
😁
@@atfrenchiesPas en greve aujourdhui.
You won't find any plant based "milk" in any french café
You'll have to go to Starbucks
“Not on strike today”
That hat is amazing
This had me dying 😂
The most unrealistic part of this is that the French guy attempts speaking English instead of acting like you committed some grave offense for not speaking perfect French
That’s a stupid cliché. Most foreigners who would like to speak French in France are frustrated because people reply to them in English.
@@elisemcuk9808 I've been to France, it's not just a cliché. French people are genuinely assholes.
@emeline9684 Again, I've been to France. There are still cafés that will refuse to serve you if you don't speak French. Not to mention the looks they give you if you speak anything but French in their presence.
@emeline9684 Yes, many younger will try, but older, particularly some older chefs & some older staff, won't try. If don't speak French with exact correct pronunciations, the reaction (sometimes) is "you're not speaking French!".
I can read about 40% of something when in French.
(if just couple sentences about 70% & can work out the rest). But my conversational French is quite poor, as when I try to speak French to some* French persons they get annoyed by my pronunciations & stop talking to me.
Or it could be that after talking to me for bit, they'd rather talk to someone else lol.
(*Just some, most French people I know or met have been great & tried to help me with French. 3 French friends moved back home though, in past 5 years).
The most ridiculous thing about many of the comments a lot of them don't get the other joke in this skit. Besides the oat/hot joke, & the "dairy free"/no milk joke.
Check out whose channel it is, their nationality, & where they're living. Then you'll know other joke, re skit. There's one more thing. French guys but ain't filmed in France.
Also thanks for being a person that tries to help people that only speak English.
Re all scoobydoo's comments. Couple (different) times I was telling friends about a person that had lot of issues when going to/at places. Friend I was telling said: you realise what the common denominator is? Them
This is so wrong on the touristic areas. With more than 70 millions foreign tourists coming per year how can you imagine waiters & vendors don't speak english?
In touristic area of Paris there is so many tourist that I am even surprised when I hear ppl speaking french ! My wife is asian and very often waiters and vendors speak english to her before realizing that she is actually french :D
Now, if you go away from touristic areas then ok, it may happen, but you know what? Speaking english is not mandatory!
The joke is that french people never pronounce the "h", so hot is kinda pronounced like "oat". Lol 😊
the joke's also that in France you never choose the type of milk you want because there's no milk other than cow milk, it's very rare to stumble upon cafes that offer plant-based milk
@@zahrak6878 according to the definition of milk, plant-based milk is not milk...
That "Not on Strike Today" hat is killing me 😂
Not her her shirt : "Oui,Oui" 😂
Tell me you are American without telling me you are American:
- I am lactose intolerant
- I am gluten intolerant
- I am vegan
- I can't speak no other language than English
lesson learned : no milk = no diarrhea
Im a frenche guy living abroad that "patrick un cafe stupler " and the little "wep" took me back so much i can remember that exact thing in the best coffee places 😂 just yelling thru the place your order for everyone to hear perfect detail ❤
"Not on strike today" hat hahahahah
Svp la France, restez comme vous êtes!!!
Oui mais pas trop non plus. J'ai pas envie de garder Jupiter comme président et sa clique au gouvernement 😒💀
@@fifietliliJupiter?
@@1K_FOLLOWERS_WITHOUT_A_VIDEO le surnom donné à Macron...
He said he speaks English, but he didn't say that he understand it too 😂😂😂
the problem is not the english...you guys need to stop putting poison in your stomacs xD
Man doing everything right
Why do I love this so much LOL :D
"i speak English"
**doesn't know what the girl is saying**
edit: how did i get THIS many replies, especially in French
edit 2: 548 likes what the heck
So french! Germans on the other hand will say they speak “a little bit” of English and then proceed to answer you in perfectly understandable English
Westerners being “I can speak Chinese: NIHAO”
Oat milk is just a figment of her imagination, it's like asking filet américain -à la sauce tartare- to a Yankee
It was the polite way to say "don't piss me off with your complicated milk options. This isn't Starbucks" 😂😂
It's just one specific word 😂😂
"Et si vous êtes pas content vous vous ferez votre café vous-même"
J'ai souvent rêvé, en faisant ce métier, de pouvoir envoyer chier les gens.
Quand j'ai eu des patrons me donnant ce droit -si nécéssaire- J'ai eu 3 saisons de suites avec aucune occasion legitime.
Tant qu'à faire, pourquoi pas !
I love his hat "not on strike today" 😂😂😂
🤣 the natural funniest conversation...
With Oat milk
With hoat milk (bc the french dont pronounce the h, it's silent)
Goat milk ?? 🐐 😂..
"the milk is already hot madam" 😅😅😅😂😂😂😅 that cracked me up.
Her "bonjurrrr" is perfect.
Uh...
Les Américains en France pensent qu'ils verront la France entière lors de leur tournée à Paris. Vive la France 😂❤🎉
Ici, on a tous une histoire de touristes français ou européens qui pensent pouvoir faire le tour du Québec ou même du Canada en moins d'une semaine. Du genre: "Aujourd'hui, je visite Montréal. Demain, je fais le tour de la Gaspésie. Mardi, je vais pêcher la ouananiche avec les "Indiens" au lac Saint-Jean et j'arrive à Québec juste à temps pour le goûter de 4h." Ben oui, toé... Ils déchantent aussitôt qu'on leur montre une carte...
First broken french phrase I learned, "un cafe allonge s'il vous plait"
France is not kind to those who cant dairy.
The same as American who is not kind to person who drink dairy, they will assume you're a cruel and horrible person just because they like milk
“Not on strike today” lmao
"Dont worry" 😂
The french don't stand for food nonsense have the real thing or go without no alternative -😂
It kind of blows my mind that for lactose intolerant/ vegan Americans, their solution is to replace the milk with some expensive industrialized product, instead of just having the coffee black
oatmilk isn´t even that exspensive
over here in germany you can buy it in regular liter packages an ther are almost the same price ....... it is just oat ......
that is traditional animal fodder
@@baronbrummbar8691 where exactly in germany? Oat milk* like 500% more expensive than regular milk. You also need coffe gradet oat milk, too make it work in something like a cappucino or latte, which is more expensive than a regular oat drink.
i live in berlin and i can get regular oatmilk for 1,10€ - 1,20€
no idea about the coffe stuff i don´t drink coffe
@@graphenaishata7960
No it doesn’t I’m literally in Germany and it costs 1.50 a liter
@@Iamgoaty aldi sells it for 1,20 but it is often sold out
"No milk. No diarrhea." 😂
I had the same exact thing when I went to Starbucks in Paris!!!
She doesn’t speak English too, she speaks American!
True 🤣
Notre anglais est vraiment développé 😌
This is why I love America
when I was in Paris, like a good Italian I ordered a cappuccino... they brought me a "café au lait"... that is a breakfast cup (the ones for cereals so to speak) with coffee and milk, piping hot! 20 minutes before drinking it!
they serve what they can. generally french café have black coffee machine small cup or allongé bigger. other things are serve in big cup as at home.
Italian coffee will always be superior, greeting from Croatia
"No diaغ غeah"
In Melbourne you can choose from soy, almond, oat, coconut, macadamia and lactose free milk with your coffee. I’m lactose intolerant too and love that we have these choices. I’ve also travelled a lot around the world and can say Melbourne has the best coffee.
The best coffee is black. A mediocre coffee will taste OK when you add all those milk, you are tasting the crushed almonds with water, not the coffee
@@CarlosSDCA Everyone has their preferences. Sometimes I like a classic black coffee too but it’s good to have options.
Why So weak?
Do they offer any coffee substitutes like chicory or date seeds
@@snowball8922 some places offer shitty coffee but several milk alternative options. That doesn't make it the best coffee. The coffee is still bad.
" the milk is already hot/ oat madam”😂😂
Love it! Can't have dairy? Don't have it. Don't make ridiculous demands.
How is wanting lactose-free milk a ridicolous demand tho? Almost every place has it
@@1Furina.de.FontaineI disagree with the original commenter, it's not a ridiculous demand. However, it's not as common as you'd think in France. Our Starbucks have all the non-dairy milks, but others places might not have it... Or they might not even realize someone would want to order that with their coffee. It's really not something we do, we like our coffee simple: espresso, long espresso (allongé), or with regular milk (crème) and that's pretty much it.
@@1Furina.de.Fontaine
Non c'est stupide.
@@capillotracte- Non ce n'est pas.
@@1Furina.de.Fontaine I don't think you will see non-dairy milk very often in France, especially in coffee shops in Paris
I'm French american So this silly thing will happened to me when i visit My homeland France
Vive La France 🇺🇸❤️🇨🇵
When I visit, not when I will visit. 😊
@@user-mh5rv4yf7xThank you ❤ Merci❤
You're not french if you put milk in coffee, choose your side please.
@thomaslacornette1282 I'm French And I already forgot some Culture of France in me
@thomaslacornette1282 are you saying that to me ?😁
I heard “the milk is already old, madame” 😂
and that was why i learned "avec lait d'avoine"😂
As someone who spends a lot of time in France, this happens frequently to Americans and it’s happened to me. I ordered a hot oat cappuccino and I got a hot mug of cow milk
As a french, this is very rare to find another milk than cow’s one in a non specific bar/coffeeshop. So most of the waiter would say « No »
I'm french and I have no fucking Idea what oat milk is. If you are lactose intolerant you just don't drink milk, nothing merer
And you don't put milk in coffee in the first place, better take hot chocalate.
Atm plant bases milk is still seen as some weird woke stuff in France.
Hope it will always and forever be
@@licas3214You hope lactose intolerant people can't drink any kind of milk?
@@Dragonboy55564
Oui , on s'en fiche, ca n'existe quasiment pas.chez nous et on va pas modifier notre gastronomie pour des touristes.
She is so nice😊
“Baunjoaarrr” 🤣
It's even better than that, in France if it does not came from an animal you can't sell it as milk, so no oat, soy, almond milk
@HaotepYeh can't sell it as "Milk" (as in same as the English). but can sell it, & as lait.
"Milk" is a 'loan word' in France & in EU.
And can definitely sell it as almond lait, soy lait etc. (I put in English syntax). "lait" means milk.
But France didn't use that on packaging, until the regulation came in.
(word latte comes from lait, so it's still being called milk, just a different word used).
France uses "lait d'amande", lait de soya etc. Have a look for photo of "lait" in French supermarkets and you'll see animal milk & non-milk products all with "lait".
In France & other EU countries can't call it Milk (they used same word, as is a "loan word") or another French word. But makers & cafes can call it "lait". So almond milk, soy milk, etc is still virtually called that by just using a word that literally translates to milk in English
"The labelling in France now uses "lait", which is not a term defined by the EU regulations (It's not just France). Almond milk using the French translation (to lait) is acceptable.
"Milk" IS on the banned list. "Almond Milk", "Soya Milk" are illegal labels, while "Lait d'Amandes", Lait de Soya are legal, as does not use any of the restricted words.
A similar trick has been used by companies for decades, when hey couldn't register a name, either because can't use the name outside the country of origin of a food or item or copyright.
So use another word which translates to same thing, if translate to English.
In Europe we dont play with food or drink. Lucky you were in France, I almost had an Italian punch me for mispronouncing a pastry. Fyi it is still in the top 3 best things i have ever eaten.
Oat milk in coffee is fine..
This so lame, yes we do. French and italian are so pretentious about food🙄🙄 come to poland we have non diary options in most places, why is being stuck up and rude to customers good in your opinion??
@jc7579 🤣 I went home to bulgaria this summer and we have non dairy options too. But the waitresses looked at me like I was from Mars
@@Bga1412 idk, im also a waitress iand i dont really give a shit how ppl like their food or coffee, they paying thats all matters🤷♀️ maybe they have allergy or like the taste, i have regular milk in my coffee anyway, close minded people will always have a problem with the least problematic shit like almond milk🤣
@@phosphorus1087
C'est une infamie , un crime.
😂🤣 tu m’as fait beaucoup rire
Me learning French in school and this is relatable
French people know english only on the internet 😅
Oula
hot = oat kkk
Once my dad tried to order "with oat milk" and the person was so confused bc he thought he was saying "without milk" 🤣
Perfect french impresion
Nothing worse than a us,UK and european citizens trying to speak in a different language....it's even worse when they try and speak Japanese.
Well, at least give them credit for trying. It's better then just assuming everyone speaks there language.
Imagine being such an ignorant prick you try and gatekeep speaking a language. You really need to reevaluate yourself.
Tourists show the respect if they at least try to talk local language.
Im not a native eng speaker but the owner of awful russian accent. U know accent is a very common thing, no matter where from a person is and what accent they speak with, i think we shouldn't judge them, if we dont try we will never learn
Yeah and other peoples accents make it really hard for English speakers to understand you when they speak English but we don't berate anyone for it
Ask for almond milk or coconut milk we don't have oat milk here
My wife her grandfather was originally from Holland. When he moved to the US after WW2 he worked as a waiter. One day two guys came in for lunch and one guy ordered a sandwich. The other guy said that sounds good I'll take one too. So her grandfather bought him two sandwiches.
This absolutely summarize it😂
In Europe you just need to say that you are lactose intolerant, nobody understands oat here.
Ah yes in the "country" of Europe we have never heard of oats
@@tomgamblemusicyes never heard of oats
@@astronotics531 tell that to the Scots. They've been living off them for centuries
@@tomgamblemusic 99% of bars where I’ve been in Europe doesn’t use oat milk, you find it at Starbucks
Ofc we do, wtf you mean???
😂😂😂😅😅😅😂🤣🤣 I'm weak! 🤣🤣🤣 Bruh!!!
I thought him saying he speaks English is actually really kind... I have never been to Paris but when I went to Montreal as a child... I went to tourist info center and the person there totally knew i didn't speak French and proceeded to have a whole conversation with me in French before i quietly told him I don't speak French... I was so embarrassed.
This so real 😂
is it only me or is this the strongest french accent i have ever heard in my life 😂😂😂
J'aime J'adore cette chaîne
Also possible in Greece, oat milk highly unpopular so not usual so usually not in menus as option but in recent years seen some options in supermarkets and few store chains brands.
Ahh...the joys of travel.
Le “je vouDRAISSS” est si réel mdrrr