The English, come and discover the magnificent level that the French have in your language :) Author (Captain Falcore) : / @captainfalcore Blurp : / @blurp7282
Bonjour à tous, petite explication de la vidéo car beaucoup de personnes se trompent sur qui se trouve dans la vidéo : - l'anglais : Captain Falcore : th-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos - l'équipage français : Blurp : th-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos Hello everyone, little explanation of the video because many people are wrong about who is in the video : - English : Captain Falcore: th-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos - The French crew : Blurp : th-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos
For real, when you try to speak someone else's maternal language sometimes despite even being good at it you just don't get it, but there's also that extra joke when you say that in english with a bad french accent to answer them (and I say that a french guy who lives in The Netherlands)
I am a french canadian from quebec we're the leftovers from french empire in americas but more people speak spanish and they are way more successful than we did
@Naireu17 spanish language have more than 500 million native speakers and for french it's only 200 million most of them are concentrated from africa the former french colonies there, only 78 million of them are the white native speakers 68 million from france and 10 million from the quebec province population, montreal has about 2 million people and the most populous area of quebec province
“I love Spanish!” “No, you don’t love Spanish.” “I kno“ “You, you love English, captain.” “I love English!” The fact that they don’t even have their story put together is perfect.
« Car c'est le plus vaillant corsaire qui donna l'ordre du départ ! Vite en mer et sans retard faisons la guerre à l'Angleterre, car c'est le fameux Jean Bart qui nous commandera le départ ! ♫ »
@@Definitely_Dave Don't tell the Italians, there is a kind of war / rivalry between Italy and France, but at least the Italians and the Spaniards are friendly together
As a French person it honestly just hurts my ears, but know that this one was definitely exaggerated, even the worst french native speaker won't have an accent that thick unless it's on purpose. Good to know that it sounds cute though. 'Cause to me it just sounds goofy and weird 😂
What I love is how he obviously forces the accent because he knows we are often caricatured as speaking bad English so he went "fuck it, better go 1000"
I mean it's true, I've been to France a ton of times now. I speak near fluent French so it isn't really a problem for me, but like half of the people I have met and tried talking English to, barely speak English. I've had multiple people respond with responses like: "Non... Non..." or "Un peu.".
@@Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh oh that yes, we are one of the WORST countries of Europe at learning language (thank our horrible education system) but what I mean is usually even those who do speak English have a more natural accent lmao
What I can say as someone who play alot of different games on European servers is usually when I come across French people and they do speak English its never this pronounced as it is in this video, these guys are gems, or national treasures if you like, but often they play with other French people and will just automatically turn to speaking French
Yo, i'm french and i don't understand why it could finish in a blood bath ? Is it bitterness for how Guillaume the conqueror take the english throne easily ? (that's why a lot of word in english look like thoses in french too), don't be mad i just tease you 😁
@@charlylefort5073 c'est toujours sympa de se moquer des anglais, c'est une blague récurante que les anglais et les français ne peuvent pas s'encadrer !
Arthur Van-Brabant Peut-être, mais quand au Québec on reçoit les mêmes blagues que vous en France ça ne fait plus aucun sens. Faut que l’on m’explique le lien avec le drapeau blanc et le “surrender” au Québec sérieux. xD Mais bon après ils sont trop bêtes pour comprendre bien des choses. Ils ont Trump à gérer anyway.
@@averagetimeYT happened on land in the 12th century. there was no sea warfare at the time and the french won over the english. i'm not saying the brits cause the french were allied with scotland, wales and ireland.
@@titi710 I mean there was sea warfare at the time of the outbreak of the 100 years war. It's how Edward the 3rd was able to defeat a superior naval force to establish a landing in France with English/Welsh troops.
@@titi710 14th-15th Century.. from 1337 to 1453. And there were most definitely naval warfare... quite a lot actually.. in fact the first major battle of the 100 years war was the Naval battle at Sluys in 1340. Then there were other major battles at sea throughout the conflict. As for alliances, whilst you are generally correct, the Welsh position is a tad complicated. Whilst it is true that at one point the Welsh were allied with France between 1400 and 1415, it is generally considered to have been the result of a large and widespread rebellion under the self declared prince of wales, Owain Glyndwr and at most other times during the conflict the Welsh were under the command of the English, generally as the best archers in Europe and the saviours of the Battle of Azincourt in 1415.
Lol you have to remember that back then the idea of national identity didn't really exist... in fact it was the 100 years war that sparked the slow movement towards the idea of people being "English" and "French". The reality is that the Hundred years War was essentially a conflict fought by two French families, One being Angevin (the "English") and the House of Valois (the "French"). Both were descended from the same family hence the reason for the War in the first place. Hell, the English nobility still spoke French and their coat of arms had Fleur de Lys... Why do you think the English royals owned basically half of what is now France in the first place. They only lost that towards the end of the conflict.
FrenchMan Algésiras 6 juillet 1801 L’Anse aux Papillons 1629 Arnemuiden 23 septembre 1338 Baie de Bantry 11 mai 1689 Baie de Chesapeake 16 mars 1781 Baie de Chesapeake 5 septembre 1781 Baie de Fort-Royal hiver 1779 Barfleur 29 mai 1692 Beachy Head 13 mai 1707 Berwick-upon-Tweed 27 juillet 1548 Béveziers 10 juillet 1690 Blancs-Sablons 22 avril 1513 Match nul Blaye 21 décembre 1592-4 août 1593 Boulogne 15 août 1545 Boulogne 18 juillet 1805 Brest 24 avril 1513 Bristol 1484 Bruneval 10 juin 1805 Cap Lizard 21 octobre 1707 Cap Trafalgar 7 octobre 1795 Cap Trafalgar 12 juillet 1801 Chef de Baye 28 septembre 25 octobre 1628 Le Chef-De-Caux 3 juillet 1545 Cherbourg 22 juillet 1543 Cherbourg 21 juin 1628 Dakar 23-25 septembre 1940 La Dominique 17 avril 1780 L’Ecluse 12-14 mai 1385 Falmouth 6 juillet 1544 Fécamp 23 juillet 1805 Flamborough Head 23 septembre 1779 Fort Royal 29 avril 1781 Gondelour 10 septembre1759 Gondelour 18 juin 1783 Granville 16 juillet 1805 Gravelines 17 juillet 1805 La Grenade 6 juillet 1779 Groix 17 juin 1795 La Haye 5 septembre 1697 Heyst 16 mai 1804 Houat 5 mai 1804 Île de France 22 octobre 1796 Lagos 27 juin 1693 Leith juillet 1549 Manche juillet 1558 Mer du Nord 9 août 1543 Mont St-Michel 16 juin 1425 Mount’s Bay 13 août 1666 Match Nul Négapatam 6-7 juillet 1476 Négapatam 28 avril 1758 Négapatam 6 juillet 1782 Névis 20 mai 1667 Newport 8-10 août 1782 Ouessant 27 juillet 1778 Oxfordness 6 juillet 1543 Pondichéry 10 août 1778 Grand-Port 20-24 août 1810 Port-Mahon 20 mai 1756 Portsmouth 18 juillet 1545 La Praya 16 avril 1781 Provédien 12-13 avril 1782 Quinze-Vingt 22 juillet 1805 Raz de Saint-Mahé 12 juillet 1403 La Rochelle 22 juin 1372 La Rochelle 30 décembre 1419 La Rochelle 8 octobre 1563 La Rochelle 19-21 avril 1573 Rosas 22 octobre 1809 Sadras 17 février 1782 Saint-Jean 3 août 1696 Saint-Malo 5 mai 1573 Saint-Pierre 31 juillet 1549 Saint-Lucie 15-19 mai 1780 Saintes 15 août 1666 Santa-Marta 3 septembre 1702 Sumatra 8 septembre 1796 Toulon 11 février 1744 Tranquebar 1er août 1758 Treize Prairial 28 mai-1er juin 1794 Trinquemalé 1-6 septembre 1782 Vélez-Malaga 24 août 1704 Lol
Can anyone explain to me once and for all what does all of this comments means? Everybody's writing this thing with "nobody:" and than another phrase and I am literally going crazy trying to understand what that means....
@@WldjackDJ it's literally like, no one is saying anything, not even asking for someone to speech. then the person come with the phrase.. like i idfc, pudding. bruh i'm bad at explaining things.. and writing in english too lol
@@lekabyle4262It’s an enemies to lovers story. We always fight with each other but as soon as other countries start to get involved (WW1 and WW2) we team up to deal with them.
I play this game in japan so I get a lot of Chinese plays who literally yell “Hambaga hambaga hambaga” or “McDonald’s” trying to attract Americans to sink them, it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever encountered. Holy shit 9 k likes I’m glad my experience made you laugh XD
@@enollorca8107 Are you one of those Americans that think all ‘white people’ are just the same group of people? You realise different groups, clans, tribes, kingdoms, ethnicities, races live in Europe, right?
@SS S France is the only country in the world to take all over Europe, from Sevilla to Moscow and still being treated as cowards. France’s history is ruled by war because it’s geographic position between Spain, Italy, Germany, UK... makes this country in threat at every side. If you look at a map of Europe, look where is France and you will understand why France is the most victorious country in the world. Without counting that France owns the nuclear weapon, it is the only European Power to have developed itself without Germans scientists or with the help of USA and USSR. France also is one of the oldest country of the world and Europe, created in 492 after JC. France created many countries in the world, Canada, USA, England, Germany, Italy, Algeria… If France won the Seven Years War, the world would be speaking French. But especially the natives population would be in a better place since France was the only “cool” European Power with them. France is the country where a famous scientific community reunited in Saint-Dié des Vosges in the exploration of the New World, in that community a scientific proposed to gives a name at this new world and the name was “America”. France still owns territories over all of the world, from North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica and Oceania… And of course, talking about France I must say something about the language. When you know that most of English words are from French because of 1066, when you know that in England the motto is “Honi soit mal y pense” or “Dieu et mon droit”, in Québec it is “Je me souviens”, in the Netherlands it is “Je maintiendrai”, in Sweden they were French Kings, in USA it is Lafayette, Rochambeau or even Pierre Charles l’Enfant who basically created the city of Washington… In Portugal there’s a famous sentence who said: “France, is the center/heart of the world.” Yes, France was destroyed after Germany’s attacks in 1940, but remember. It is easy to say “French surrender” but who does the most of impact in WW1 ? France. Who surrenders ? Russia. France have a border with Germany, USSR too. But compare the size of France and USSR, it is easy to say “French surrender” from USA and England when you have a sea and a entire ocean with Germany. France don’t, and so stop making fun of this at least the French permitted to the UK to continues the war (Dunkirk). France is a badass nation, not a “surrender” or a weak one.
@@samdumond6501 bien dit mon pote par contre si tu parles du royaume des francs quand tu dis creation de la france c'est en 481 avec le couronnement de clovis :)
Just to say guys that those 2 are very popular french youtuber with 5 millions subscribers both of them and yes they ARE funny hahaha its Amixem and cyril
Bonjour à tous, petite explication de la vidéo car beaucoup de personnes se trompent sur qui se trouve dans la vidéo :
- l'anglais : Captain Falcore : th-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos
- l'équipage français : Blurp :
th-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos
Hello everyone, little explanation of the video because many people are wrong about who is in the video :
- English : Captain Falcore: th-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos
- The French crew : Blurp : th-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos
Ça se voit (plutôt ça s'entend xD) que le français force sur l'accent bien FRENCHIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL
C'est comme ça qu'on parle en accent française
TU PARLES FRANCAIS, grâce à Google traduction : OOF !!!!!!!
@@HinataInRealife T'inquiète pas que si on parle, ça donne ça !
Il utilise Google pour parler même moi je parle mieux anglais 😂😂
« I don’t understand ‘cause my English is very bad but ok »
I’m dying, dude
This blank x)
Fais pas genre et avoue tes fr meuf
For real, when you try to speak someone else's maternal language sometimes despite even being good at it you just don't get it, but there's also that extra joke when you say that in english with a bad french accent to answer them (and I say that a french guy who lives in The Netherlands)
@@SwainixFPV Who are you talking about ?
Lmao
French guy : "I love spanish !"
The other french guy : "No you don't love spanish"
French guy : "Ah non !"
😂😂 im french and is very lmao
Lol
@@loic.974 le gars fr c'est amixem ?
@@jenbamin8227 jsp dutout
@@jenbamin8227 oui
I would watch an entire tv show about those two French pirates sailing the sea together
It's them lol i just found their video
Netflix special please
Netflix confirmed that this will be in the specials of Caribbean pirates
Those french dudes have character!
@@woolyl Do you mean they have a channel ? If they do can you give me the name ?
Un grand moment de diplomatie internationale.
Tout à fait, un moment magnifique.
even as a german who doesnt understand french, ich can relate, mhmmmm puddding .
@@AlphalightKing”ich can relate” lol the German is shining through
@@AlphalightKing Yorkshire Pudding
@eaedazdeazdss8184 yes is Amixem
He’s not a pirate, he’s a French privateer ordered by the Crown to hunt down Spanish ships. Completely accurate.
More like Corsair
I am a french canadian from quebec we're the leftovers from french empire in americas but more people speak spanish and they are way more successful than we did
@@MTC008 Siempre gana España
@Naireu17 yes they are success because they have more colonies and more countries speak spanish than french
@Naireu17 spanish language have more than 500 million native speakers and for french it's only 200 million most of them are concentrated from africa the former french colonies there, only 78 million of them are the white native speakers 68 million from france and 10 million from the quebec province population, montreal has about 2 million people and the most populous area of quebec province
It's not racist, it's historically accurate role playing
As Panamanian I can confirm this
I imagine the Frenchs stopping ships and asking with a megaphone "aRe YoU sPaNiSh?"
I don’t see the white flag
Fr bro
@@abdelghanirouabah7809 yes spain actually use
First time I've ever seen the English and the French co-operate without starting a hundred year war
Comme quoi on peut toujours être surpris
Well,thats the triangle of eternal hate England-Spain-France
@DARK SMIL3 well,Nazi Germany in our Civil War,USA in the Cold War,the European Union,the Nato etc
It's called the revolutionary war
yeh forget the 2 wws
Nobody:
French person getting off the Eurostar in London “ALO ENGLISH, PUDDING, PIECE OF TEA”
as a French I can tell you that some people are like that on purpose
Say you like crepes
Oh he said «piece of tea» 😅
Nobody:
English person getting off the Eurostar in Paris: honhon baguette croissant
@@gigiatlas2364Yay, you got the joke, good job!
captain : " I love spanish "
Other french : " no , you dont love spanish captain "
"Ay luv Ingleesh"
They MUST be french that accent is too good 😂
haha a perfect diplomatic crisis reason...
haha
Actually he says "you dont know spanish captain, you know english" but this version is more awesome 😂
@@burakalpyasar1507 No, he really said "love". Trust me, I'm french, I understand our accent xD
French pirates mistake English warship as a Spanish trade ship (Colorized, 1543).
* Buccaneers
the french dude sounds Russian
1543? Wtf
Chao Sensei From one Sensei to another, I tip my hat to you
@@chinossynthesizer705 he does not sound Russian at all... Sounds french
“I love Spanish!”
“No, you don’t love Spanish.”
“I kno“
“You, you love English, captain.”
“I love English!”
The fact that they don’t even have their story put together is perfect.
He said « Ha non »
He says "Ah non", not "I kno"
"I'm English"
"I love America!"
Do not generalize . we french know how to speak english very well.😅
Balkan moment
0:35 don’t worry be happy
More like "don't worry be appy"
I've heard "don't worry VIP" 😂
How a French Ship turned into a Friendship
Underrated
And also orijinal of course
Yung Jan I fore sea thousands of likes in ur der future arrgghhh
This comment deserves more likes xD
I love how the captain is like half aware of the situation.
"I love spanish!"
"No, you love English.."
"OH yea, I love english!!"
Pudiing! Piece of tea!
Viva el español!!!!!!!!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
@@rodolfogarcia587 viva
@@rodolfogarcia587 no spanish are not good
@@JN_01 no no no
UK and France trying to write a alliance pact - 1936,colorized
why ukraine
an*
UK and France have been allied since the 1840s
Guys its a meme...To be honest UK and France don't like themselfes
@@Setiv1101 it can be a meme and historically accurate at the same time.
Thought he would immediately open fire after hearing that they're English 🤣
Yea, that would be the traditional greeting between Britons and French.
-Good morning sir.
-ArE yOu SpaNiSh?!?!!?!
SPHANEEECH
Spinach :D
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Lol
Are you a moro?!?!!
"Are you spanish?"
"Oh, no, no. I'm english!"
"Anglais?! Fire everything!!"
"Y merde pour le roi d'angleterre qui nous a declaré la guerre"
@@Exodon2020 Buvons un coup, buvons en deux...
« Car c'est le plus vaillant corsaire qui donna l'ordre du départ ! Vite en mer et sans retard faisons la guerre à l'Angleterre, car c'est le fameux Jean Bart qui nous commandera le départ ! ♫ »
@Giorgi ça ne peut pas être amixem, le gars de la vidéo est drôle.
@@lebendu4 🎶et sans rival tu regnas sur les mers 🎶
Vive Dk, vive Jeanbart ! (Et Co'pinard :D)
They're like the comedic duo, where they would always do stupid things, and still survive everything.
Inspector Clousou in pink panther vibes!!! 😂
I wanna see a movie like that😂
Asterix and Obelix
Rush Hour vibes!
Pintel and Ragetti from Pirates of the Caribbean
I am Québecois and this is my favorite French from France dialogue ever. It’s just.. perfect!
this is how diplomacy worked in the 15th century, " we love english, pudding, cup of tea, very good!"
I believe it still works the same.
piece of tea*
Opium., very good
@@yahyamuhaimin3268 brave move there
@@yahyamuhaimin3268 now that’s how diplomacy work in china
“We hate the Spanish”
“I love the Spanish”
“No captain, you hate the Spanish, you love the English.”
“I love the English”
@notAyoutuber the French are a very adorable people, at least when they’ve dismounted from their high horse.
@@Definitely_Dave Don't tell the Italians, there is a kind of war / rivalry between Italy and France, but at least the Italians and the Spaniards are friendly together
@@jackrinnegan4748 Of course! The Spanish and Italians are cousins.
@@Limacy im italian :D
@@jackrinnegan4748 e su questo hai ragione amico mio (you’re right about that my friend)
This accent should be protected by the UNESCO as an intangible cultural heritage.
Thanks for acknowledging this part of our french culture.
No need for that, we can't get rid of it.
@@dartog4967 that's right and true.
@@PierreLucSex and sad );
Funny accents are one of the best parts of a language.
"I do not understand because my english is very bad but ok" 😂😂
Best part 😂
Best part is that he took a while to answer,bro was processing the phrase and trying to translate it HAHAHAHAH
" we dont like spanesh"
His captain
"I love spanesh"
"No no Captain ! You don't love spanesh, you love englesh"
O shit
@@mistyc1755 don't worry I'm french and I love Spanish!
Thanks, I study french and is a very good place 👍🏼🇫🇷
@@mistyc1755 👌
A friendly conversation between French and English guys in the sea. Hmmmm.....
Something's not right.
No Name this is how it went in real life.
Hmmm, must not be disputing Scallop seasons at the time...
Antanta
*'Those bastards are up to something'*
Bernard Cornell disliked this moment.
"I love pudding!"
- French Sailors to the British 1720
underated comment
*Colorized*
HAHAHAAH LMAO
Circa 1720
The history finally don’t lie
Why does the french accent sound so cute? Like actually cute, it sounds squishy, I don't know how to describe it
It's a bit exaggerated in this video, because french people know that their accent is really goofy when speaking English
Tenk yoo 🥺
do not squish the french please
As a French person it honestly just hurts my ears, but know that this one was definitely exaggerated, even the worst french native speaker won't have an accent that thick unless it's on purpose. Good to know that it sounds cute though. 'Cause to me it just sounds goofy and weird 😂
@@singingcat02Try playing Disco Elysium. A lot of characters have french accent. Its So funny
“Why are you Spanish?”
“Who says I am Spanish?
“...You are Spanish.”
Dead. 😂
Me español, u gringo or fish and chips? 😂😂😂
Why are you gae
very, very underrated comment
So who is spanish? Why should someone be spanish?
New level for English :
Beginner
Elementary
Are you Spanish?
Pues yo si xdxd
Achtung! Ich studiere deutsch und das ist alles. Ne te moque pas de nous we are friendly
Yo tambien
Arriba España
Ahahaha you make my laugh feel really good
English ship: “We are on a quest to find the holy grail. Would you aid us on our journey?”
French ship: *“aH nO, wE aLrEaDy GoT oNe!”*
French Sailor: “I told them we already got one!”
"YoUr MoThEr wAs a HamStEr aNd YoUr FaTheR smElLed oF eLderBeRRyS "
*NI NI NI NI*
"He said he's already got one!"
*chucks livestock*
They needed a Canadian pirate to translate, he'd understand both sides lmao
А ты хорош 😅
Shouldn’t it have gone like this?
-Are you Spanish?
-No, i’m English.
-That is even worse! Fire!!!
Jajaajaaja great man!! 👏👏👏👏
Surrender not fire.
deanmoncaster obviously you think French history began in 1939
@@dububro if I did, I wouldn't know they did in the same in the 1914 war too.
@@deanmoncaster France surrender in ww1 ? You are a good joke little boy
This is like a Monty Python skit of sorts.
“We’re French! Can’t you tell by our outrageous accents?!”
_i fart in your general direction!_
Probably inspirated by. Monty python is very known in france. Sacred graal.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second tim'e!
This sound to me too lol
Fletchez la vache !
“Videogames are violent”
Videogames:
Very violent
They should have opened fire when he said "That's incredibly racist".
"Videogames are racist"
@@highlander6573 agreed
By the way, that's violent to spanish
What I love is how he obviously forces the accent because he knows we are often caricatured as speaking bad English so he went "fuck it, better go 1000"
I mean it's true, I've been to France a ton of times now. I speak near fluent French so it isn't really a problem for me, but like half of the people I have met and tried talking English to, barely speak English. I've had multiple people respond with responses like: "Non... Non..." or "Un peu.".
@@Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh oh that yes, we are one of the WORST countries of Europe at learning language (thank our horrible education system) but what I mean is usually even those who do speak English have a more natural accent lmao
@@Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshshit's better with the new generations though
@@Yoedric I've noticed that.
What I can say as someone who play alot of different games on European servers is usually when I come across French people and they do speak English its never this pronounced as it is in this video, these guys are gems, or national treasures if you like, but often they play with other French people and will just automatically turn to speaking French
This interaction feels like a proper Monty Python comedy skit
Exactly. I was trying to remember what that was remaining to me. That's it😁
Especially the “I love Spanish” “No you love English” “I love English” part
Lmao I was thinking the same thing
Biggus Dickus vibes
I faRRRt in yoooRRR geneRale diRectionne!
1650:
French: We don‘t like spanish.
Brit: Wow that‘s *incredibly* racist.
*the french-spanish war ends and europe exists in peace forever*
Well boys we did it, racism is no more
Seba till a boy named Adolf was born in Austria...
Roman Klijn heh
Lmao
I'm gunna...
Say the n word
- "I love spanish!"
- "No you don't love spanish!"
😆
Yo soy Español xdd
@@doncomedia5771 rt
Qjdhqjdhahdhajdhajd
Gotta make sure they learn
@@yusufkadir5526 no se que habrá dicho pero pero tu mas
Oh mon dieu les gens qui parlent français ont tellement de charisme ! 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
Bordel de merde, tu l’as dit! 🤣
@@sierrajuliette7700 si je me souviens bien c amixem 😆 🤣
@@tomaswinneur8888non c’est pokimane qui l’a dit 😂
@@zachariejouineau6034 je c je parle de la vidéo 😆 🤣
@@tomaswinneur8888ah jureee 😭 franchement pépite la vidéo, good vibes Elle donne le sourire
“Are you Spaneesh?!”
“No, No. I’m English”
“Ah, Good. We don’t like Spaneesh,
we kill all Spaneesh for the king of the French”
We make the same thing
But for other king
And other nation
Viva España!!!🇪🇸🇪🇸
@@pericoaguirre5027 viva!!
The accents are so heavy I'm questioning how they stay afloat.
Hahahahahahaha.
Man that made me laugh sooooo much.
I am astmathic and I actually started to suffocate duo to emotions :D
Honestly one of the most original jokes
U son of a b don't be racist 😂😂😂😂😂
If I can point it out - the French guys are obviously faking the accent, its a recuring joke in France to make fun of our own accent
I laugh harder then I should have
"I don't understand cause my english is very bad, but ok" 😂
I love that part hahah xD
i m french i say that all time XD
i am giggling
In Germany we say: "My English is not the yellow of the egg, but it goes"
@@rotzich1092 hah
Trying to connect with a foreigner by listing foods from their country that you like seems like a very French thing
I'm french I can confirm that you're absolutely right 😆
"English meet French" *doesn't end in a blood bath*
Wait. That's illegal
Sea make strange things happen...
Yo, i'm french and i don't understand why it could finish in a blood bath ? Is it bitterness for how Guillaume the conqueror take the english throne easily ? (that's why a lot of word in english look like thoses in french too), don't be mad i just tease you 😁
I'm french too. Tho I am not retarded. At least we have one thing in common.
:)
@@charlylefort5073 c'est toujours sympa de se moquer des anglais, c'est une blague récurante que les anglais et les français ne peuvent pas s'encadrer !
Arthur Van-Brabant Peut-être, mais quand au Québec on reçoit les mêmes blagues que vous en France ça ne fait plus aucun sens.
Faut que l’on m’explique le lien avec le drapeau blanc et le “surrender” au Québec sérieux. xD
Mais bon après ils sont trop bêtes pour comprendre bien des choses. Ils ont Trump à gérer anyway.
French: Are you Spanish?
British: No we’re Britti-
French: *Fire*
*Also french*: get destroyed in a naval battle, as always.
Maus and surrender
@@MausOfTheHouse but then the brits try to defeat france on a land battle but fail and get recked, as always
@@PraiseKéké ahem battle of waterloo.
@@MausOfTheHouse ahem the prussians
"Are you spanish?"
"Yes"
So you have chosen death
😂😂
😂😂😂
Why so much hate to Spain lmao
@@kab6750 napoleon tried to invade spain and they lost back in the boomer years
Matt Zaitsev well napoleon did invade Spain and succeeded
01:33 I laughed so hard at this part that I lost all the forces of my body
I like the idea of a navy captain forgetting who they are at war with at the moment and their adjutant reminding them who they are supposed to hate.
That is my favourite part, haha.
stronk 1984 vibes...
its cause deep in his heart their all enemies. just some have a higher priority today.
@@humpteedumptee8629 "their all enemies" 🤡
Legit something out of a Monty Python sketch
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said: ArE yOu SPaNisH?!
*ThAt'S rAcIsT*
What If you wanted to go to France, but the king said *WE NO LIKE SPANISH! WE KILL SPANISH*
@@realmario979 Then you can reply to the king, "Then, who is gonna win Trafalgar?"
😭😭😂😂
Sin problema!
Now we know why the French and English fought at sea so much.
The French mistook the English ships for Spanish ships.
100 years wars?
@@averagetimeYT happened on land in the 12th century. there was no sea warfare at the time and the french won over the english. i'm not saying the brits cause the french were allied with scotland, wales and ireland.
@@titi710 I mean there was sea warfare at the time of the outbreak of the 100 years war. It's how Edward the 3rd was able to defeat a superior naval force to establish a landing in France with English/Welsh troops.
@@titi710 14th-15th Century.. from 1337 to 1453. And there were most definitely naval warfare... quite a lot actually.. in fact the first major battle of the 100 years war was the Naval battle at Sluys in 1340. Then there were other major battles at sea throughout the conflict. As for alliances, whilst you are generally correct, the Welsh position is a tad complicated. Whilst it is true that at one point the Welsh were allied with France between 1400 and 1415, it is generally considered to have been the result of a large and widespread rebellion under the self declared prince of wales, Owain Glyndwr and at most other times during the conflict the Welsh were under the command of the English, generally as the best archers in Europe and the saviours of the Battle of Azincourt in 1415.
Lol you have to remember that back then the idea of national identity didn't really exist... in fact it was the 100 years war that sparked the slow movement towards the idea of people being "English" and "French". The reality is that the Hundred years War was essentially a conflict fought by two French families, One being Angevin (the "English") and the House of Valois (the "French"). Both were descended from the same family hence the reason for the War in the first place. Hell, the English nobility still spoke French and their coat of arms had Fleur de Lys... Why do you think the English royals owned basically half of what is now France in the first place. They only lost that towards the end of the conflict.
As a French, i'm pround of this 😂
Moi auussi
Be careful we are observing 👀🇪🇸
“I kill Spanish!”
“I love Spanish!”
.... “ MM PUDDING!”
MMMM BOOTY!!
Pooding
Mmmmm
@Nines I'm laughing so hard because the french guy is a youtuber with 6,5 million subscribers and no one knows it
@@SunFlower-ux3kd wow really, who is him?
French : Are you Spanish?
English : No I'm from UK!
French : So you have chosen death
England: Has won the majority of naval based battles against the french
Yea...
"Mr hitler, I'm from Arizona!"
FrenchMan Algésiras 6 juillet 1801
L’Anse aux Papillons 1629
Arnemuiden 23 septembre 1338
Baie de Bantry 11 mai 1689
Baie de Chesapeake 16 mars 1781
Baie de Chesapeake 5 septembre 1781
Baie de Fort-Royal hiver 1779
Barfleur 29 mai 1692
Beachy Head 13 mai 1707
Berwick-upon-Tweed 27 juillet 1548
Béveziers 10 juillet 1690
Blancs-Sablons 22 avril 1513 Match nul
Blaye 21 décembre 1592-4 août 1593
Boulogne 15 août 1545
Boulogne 18 juillet 1805
Brest 24 avril 1513
Bristol 1484
Bruneval 10 juin 1805
Cap Lizard 21 octobre 1707
Cap Trafalgar 7 octobre 1795
Cap Trafalgar 12 juillet 1801
Chef de Baye 28 septembre 25 octobre 1628
Le Chef-De-Caux 3 juillet 1545
Cherbourg 22 juillet 1543
Cherbourg 21 juin 1628
Dakar 23-25 septembre 1940
La Dominique 17 avril 1780
L’Ecluse 12-14 mai 1385
Falmouth 6 juillet 1544
Fécamp 23 juillet 1805
Flamborough Head 23 septembre 1779
Fort Royal 29 avril 1781
Gondelour 10 septembre1759
Gondelour 18 juin 1783
Granville 16 juillet 1805
Gravelines 17 juillet 1805
La Grenade 6 juillet 1779
Groix 17 juin 1795
La Haye 5 septembre 1697
Heyst 16 mai 1804
Houat 5 mai 1804
Île de France 22 octobre 1796
Lagos 27 juin 1693
Leith juillet 1549
Manche juillet 1558
Mer du Nord 9 août 1543
Mont St-Michel 16 juin 1425
Mount’s Bay 13 août 1666 Match Nul
Négapatam 6-7 juillet 1476
Négapatam 28 avril 1758
Négapatam 6 juillet 1782
Névis 20 mai 1667
Newport 8-10 août 1782
Ouessant 27 juillet 1778
Oxfordness 6 juillet 1543
Pondichéry 10 août 1778
Grand-Port 20-24 août 1810
Port-Mahon 20 mai 1756
Portsmouth 18 juillet 1545
La Praya 16 avril 1781
Provédien 12-13 avril 1782
Quinze-Vingt 22 juillet 1805
Raz de Saint-Mahé 12 juillet 1403
La Rochelle 22 juin 1372
La Rochelle 30 décembre 1419
La Rochelle 8 octobre 1563
La Rochelle 19-21 avril 1573
Rosas 22 octobre 1809
Sadras 17 février 1782
Saint-Jean 3 août 1696
Saint-Malo 5 mai 1573
Saint-Pierre 31 juillet 1549
Saint-Lucie 15-19 mai 1780
Saintes 15 août 1666
Santa-Marta 3 septembre 1702
Sumatra 8 septembre 1796
Toulon 11 février 1744
Tranquebar 1er août 1758
Treize Prairial 28 mai-1er juin 1794
Trinquemalé 1-6 septembre 1782
Vélez-Malaga 24 août 1704
Lol
@Le Lézard Pessimiste cant seem to find the video where I commented about land battles?
“Pudding, piece of tea, whiskey”
As an bri’ish person, this is accurate.
as a bri’ish person i agree
L
"""person"""
100% the OP and everyone replied to this is American.
@@chickenmadness1732 lol
The American mind can't comprehend the history in Europe servers
God bless you my friend
"We kill all Spanish for French king"
-10 seconds later -
*I love Spanish*
(to kill)
Bloodlust keeps urging
Even on internet folks lol
@Thib Skywalker you are french ?
@@vincedubois3199 no he's smart
*I love pudding*
nobody:
French in game : *AAAAH PUDDING*
Can anyone explain to me once and for all what does all of this comments means? Everybody's writing this thing with "nobody:" and than another phrase and I am literally going crazy trying to understand what that means....
@@WldjackDJ it means nobody is doing nothing and then the french is saying ahh pudding lol
@@WldjackDJ it's literally like, no one is saying anything, not even asking for someone to speech. then the person come with the phrase.. like i idfc, pudding.
bruh i'm bad at explaining things.. and writing in english too lol
@@Rew69 ok thanks it is a little bit more clear now
@@m.lkywave ok bro don't worry, it is more clear now thanks
thats an insane reference to french pirates who hated the spanish and the guy is obviously trolling xd
C'est juste que la première fois qu'ils ont joué ils se sont fais tuer en boucle par des espagnols et du coup ils ont la haine envers eux 😉
@@king.eljucy Personne n'aime les espagnols dans les jeux. Ils sont quasi aussi toxic que nous
Pas faux
@@devilhaque Pk on est toxic eft ?
@@devilhaque plus toxic que nous
As a Frenchman, it makes me laugh.
History has made us fight many times, but you will always remain our oldest friends. 🇨🇵🇬🇧🏴
yeah, same XD
They'll always remain our first colony 😊❤
Tu connais mal l'histoire alors
@@lekabyle4262 Argumentez svp.
@@lekabyle4262It’s an enemies to lovers story. We always fight with each other but as soon as other countries start to get involved (WW1 and WW2) we team up to deal with them.
the only recorded moment in history when the french and english put aside their hate, to hate the spanish.
Yeah historically it was the other way around.
@@destyrian depend of the year mate when we thought the habsburg charles V was the leader of the holy roman empire and the spanish empire.
Except for in the 1500s when the French and Spanish tried to start a crusade against the English and ended up fighting each other...
Or the Germans 😂
I definitely hate the French more, but if the French offered a truce to stick it to the Spanish, I'd readily accept.
-Why are you Spanish?
-Who says I'm Spanish?
-You are Spanish.
Got you 🤣🤣
Why are you gay
So, who are spanish?
Noo 😂
Wa R u gae
Just imagine sailing the open seas and you hear a thick French accent from the horizon “ *WHO ARE YOU?* “
"ArE yOu SpAnIsH?!"
@@condes9188 we’re American yeehaw!
Hoo aaaahh yooo !?
@@emmamorley1836 *Fires cannons*
Je m’excuse pour le comportement de mes frères français 🤣
man i want to be french just for the accent
"I love Spanish"
"No you don't love Spanish"
Yeah hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"I love english"
"Pudding... piece of tea"
the soft tea*
@@yela7335 The subtitles are auto generated, he def is saying "Piece of tea"
Piece of tea for sure
Piece of shit
@@eren8632 shit in piece
"I hate Spanish"
"He's friendly captain"
"Oh very good, very well, I love Spanish"
"No you don't, you love English"
"Very well, I love English!"
Hahahahahah so funny
thanks, im deaf so i couldnt hear what they said
@@Snusblues ^ probably Spanish
Big troll from France I m not surprised at all
@@Snusblues how life is going bro?
“Video games are violent and antisocial.”
Video games:
th-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/w-d-xo.html ,.,.
@Chris Urt They would still be social while fighting each others.
@@nocturnaljoe9543 yeh seen the pirate caribbean movie destroy the mission and go even sparrow is confused
As a french, their accent killed me
Moi aussi
Moi aussi
yo tambien
Mec c'est amixem haha
@@saidisalim5649 t’es sûr?
"We are friendly, don't worry, be happy."
Magnifique
Bobby mc😊Ferrin helped him to learn english
This literally could have been a conversation between a Royal Navy captain and French Navy captain...
I bet that something like this did actually happen at some point
Darth Noòx it was similar but there would’ve been hundreds of ships and I’m sure the dude want stood at the front of the boat shouting to them😂
Maybe in your fantasy world for kids, but in the real world, this would probably end in blood shed.
@@charliechan6892 Chief not every encounter starts and ends with violence
Then Blas de Lezo joins conversation full overdrive, i mean we spaniards did nothing bro wtf
i love how the french dudes are arguing if they like Spanish or not.
"-Oui leauve spaniche :)
-Ah non !"
It sounds like straight out of a Monty Python movie.
It's amixem in ytb
@@jalebii2213 no
He is a french TH-camr go watch Amixem
Sailors of the French navy mistake an English merchant ship for a Spanish galleon, The Franco-Spanish War (1635-1659) Colourised
Lmao
Color*
@@TheHilariousGoldenChariot No.
@@TheHilariousGoldenChariot No
No.
I found that in my old likes and well, dare I say it's one of the best short videos I came accross in my whole life
Always cheers me up
"i dont understand cause my english is very bad, buts ok"
omg funny and cute. must protect
Notre accent sera toujours ridicule lol mais ont trouve ça drôle aussi nous les français 🇫🇷
@@maxwolf7681 You are the Best😂🇨🇵
🐓
L'accent à la François Hollande !!!
God heckin damnit, I cringed during the whole video cause that's actually how my classmates sound like during english classes *SWEAT*
- "Argg youu Spaneesh?"
- Sí, soy español.
- Finally, I can use the cannongs
😂
yah, the Bastille cannongs
Cannoles
But a French against a Spanish has never been able to emerge victorious at sea. xD
El fuego del cañón es fiero y es cruel
>not immediately sinking the Frogs to assert naval dominance in the name of her majesty
*YOU HAVE FAILED THE ISLES*
But they're pirates right?
They're pirates, they've already failed the Isles! Also what's the Mechanicus doing here?
@@kabob0077 even pirates have a solemn duty to please her majesty. 😄😄
@@TheTris147 At least when it comes to sinking frogs
Our Navy standards have drop drastically
Amazing lost footage. Hard to believe they had cameras back in the 1500s, but this video proves it
When Napoleon got high and sailed with Jack Sparrow to the Caribbean...
Perfect for an unreleased AC DLC.
Now that is a story I’d pay for
@@miguelconti2304 damn right
Captain Jack Sparrow*
@@s0renT Emperor Napoléon*
Nobody:
The french guy: MMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmmmMM PudDinG
breakfast
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
Reminds me of Dean from Supernatural
@@LR-ku8fn is the show funny?
@@amalgamationprime3168 yes
"We're friendly ! Don't worry be happy !" I'm dead x)
#bobmarley
@@costrale4417 Mdr x)
The French accent is hillarious
😂😂😂😂
When you have the honor of being the 1000th like :D
As an spanish person, we would also attack them the right moment when they start speaking with french accent. It's just the way it is.
Dont worry be appy
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
"Butt u Ave Herd of Mi"
This made me laugh out loud, I'm in stitches X'D thank you. How the fuck does this comment not have 10k thumbs up is beyond me.
I really want this anymated
@@OGSeraph Feel for you, hope get better and hope i make more laof
You know in France , imiting French accent in English like that is a joke
Effectivement
Elle a raison wlh
@@celtiouxfr6989 Yep
@@stegolant3930 exactly and he doing this pretty well actually they seem to laught a lot
@@celtiouxfr6989 Ta gueule
:911 what your emergency ?
: *Are you Spanish* ?????
Loool
daniel romero me too
666 likes
@daniel romero Yo también jajaja ojalá me encontrara al franchute este para pelearnos
@@MuerteBolonesa ojalá me lo encontrara yo también xd
This is so hilarious when you are French and have a good understanding of english 😂
"He's friendly captain,he's good"
makes me laugh happily.
I think he actually says "please friendly captain, is good"
@@landry9871 nah he definitely said "he is"
I like to imagine that he was screaming in that megaphone right next to the captain as loudly as he could.
ℍ 𝔼 ' 𝕊 𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℕ 𝔻 𝕃 𝕐 ℂ 𝔸 ℙ 𝕋 𝔸 𝕀 ℕ !
@@Darkspace. That's what makes me tear laughing hahaha
*he guut*
Imagine a German driving by saying ''Hallo!'' and both French and English just opening fire on him.
"Sir! Sir! Half a mile down starboard! A semi-submerged periscope!"
driving a ship?
@@ytfrank4412 sure drive is a broad term Arhur Morgan at one point says to Micah "Drive! Drive!" while he's on a horse
And before they fight each other
Hallo! Wie geht's ? :D
Oh shit.......
I play this game in japan so I get a lot of Chinese plays who literally yell “Hambaga hambaga hambaga” or “McDonald’s” trying to attract Americans to sink them, it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever encountered.
Holy shit 9 k likes
I’m glad my experience made you laugh XD
McDonalds XD
Hahahaha!! I love it!
I wanted to ask wtf is hambaga and when i tried to ask u i realised. And thats funny xD sry for dead englando
I'm Mexican-American, I guess i count
To get my attention they'll need to say Menudo or Taco :v
Hambaga.... fuck! ahahahhaha! i spended a lot time to understand.....ahahahah
Il a vraiment dit « Don’t worry, be happy »
Ptdrrr
“That’s incredibly racist”
-Awkward Silence-
*Cannons blasting out of the ship
So anyway, I started blasting monsieur.
Shot on i‐phone music starts to play
Yeah the famous spain race...
@ALeto3 can't agree more with you.
"I don't like what you say, you must be racist"
@@enollorca8107 Are you one of those Americans that think all ‘white people’ are just the same group of people? You realise different groups, clans, tribes, kingdoms, ethnicities, races live in Europe, right?
"I love Spanish"
"no, you don't love Spanish"
"ah non"
😂
Le « ah non » il m’a tué 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mathieuglo4550 tellement
@@mathieuglo4550 et le "euh..." juste avant aussi 😂
im the real duck you are sus
Aunque hay veces en las que nos picamos con los franceses, italianos y ingleses, en el fondo nos queremos xD
PD: Los gringos/yankis no cuentan xD
That is either a Frenchman capable of Monty Python level of acting or the nicest soul on Earth.
Both.
@@WetaMantis his name is Amixem
@@sivmatt No it's not, stop saying that.
@@personne2122 i recognized his voice
@@sivmatt it's Blurp not amixem
Bro took accent to another level 😭
"We are French!!"
"What are you doing in England?"
"None your business!!"
"None of yO' beez-ness."
You called?
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!
"I *fart* in your general direction!"
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!
If everyone had french accent, then it would be hard to start a war
indeed
@SS S actually france have won more battles than any other country in the world
@SS S France is the only country in the world to take all over Europe, from Sevilla to Moscow and still being treated as cowards.
France’s history is ruled by war because it’s geographic position between Spain, Italy, Germany, UK... makes this country in threat at every side.
If you look at a map of Europe, look where is France and you will understand why France is the most victorious country in the world.
Without counting that France owns the nuclear weapon, it is the only European Power to have developed itself without Germans scientists or with the help of USA and USSR.
France also is one of the oldest country of the world and Europe, created in 492 after JC.
France created many countries in the world, Canada, USA, England, Germany, Italy, Algeria…
If France won the Seven Years War, the world would be speaking French. But especially the natives population would be in a better place since France was the only “cool” European Power with them.
France is the country where a famous scientific community reunited in Saint-Dié des Vosges in the exploration of the New World, in that community a scientific proposed to gives a name at this new world and the name was “America”.
France still owns territories over all of the world, from North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica and Oceania…
And of course, talking about France I must say something about the language.
When you know that most of English words are from French because of 1066, when you know that in England the motto is “Honi soit mal y pense” or “Dieu et mon droit”, in Québec it is “Je me souviens”, in the Netherlands it is “Je maintiendrai”, in Sweden they were French Kings, in USA it is Lafayette, Rochambeau or even Pierre Charles l’Enfant who basically created the city of Washington…
In Portugal there’s a famous sentence who said: “France, is the center/heart of the world.”
Yes, France was destroyed after Germany’s attacks in 1940, but remember. It is easy to say “French surrender” but who does the most of impact in WW1 ? France.
Who surrenders ? Russia.
France have a border with Germany, USSR too. But compare the size of France and USSR, it is easy to say “French surrender” from USA and England when you have a sea and a entire ocean with Germany.
France don’t, and so stop making fun of this at least the French permitted to the UK to continues the war (Dunkirk).
France is a badass nation, not a “surrender” or a weak one.
@@samdumond6501 bien dit mon pote par contre si tu parles du royaume des francs quand tu dis creation de la france c'est en 481 avec le couronnement de clovis :)
@@samdumond6501 I think Iraq is the oldest country in the world, established at 4500 BC. I could be wrong though.
"I love Engleesh, Pudding, Piece of Tea!"
Piece of tea, really
It was incredible
@@poucet___ LMAO
Im pretty sure he was trying to say dessert with a thick french accent
Fucking hilarious
Путин
The way he paused and just stood there at the end before saying “I do not understand because my english is very bad” killed me
This seems like it could be a Monty Python sketch.
100%
Yup
Just to say guys that those 2 are very popular french youtuber with 5 millions subscribers both of them and yes they ARE funny hahaha its Amixem and cyril
@@thegud7738 tes perdu toi c'est pas du tout eux
@@sankovic99 écrit barbe Ogros (c'était le nom qui avais sur le jeu regarde la video) sur youtube sa te montre une video de amixem et cyril