THIS DOG would have to go!
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He’s sitting there like he’s about to say “we need to talk” as soon as you walk through the door
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Right?! 😂😂😂
😂okay. He learned there’s better owners out there
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Why is he sitting there like he’s concerned about the next bill ,, keeping the lights on ,,,how much puppy chow he’ll have next week ,, just contemplating his whole entire life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♀️
Bahahahaha 🤣☠️😂 not the puppy chow! Hahaha
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He has some things to think about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is too REAL 👌 💯 🔥 🤣 😅😂😅
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Get this dog a social security number.
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he already got one!
DAMN 🤨
I’d definitely claim him as a dependent!
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IM SCREAMING😂😂😂Thats a shame its so expensive to live in this world we would seriously lobby to claim our pets😂
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Exactly right! ....Jk 😂
Baby he sitting on the steps like he just found out his 18 year old pup ain’t his after paying all that puppy support. Chile he is OVER IT 😂
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Not today guys 😆🤣
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A dog sitting like he’s almost human….BYE!!! 🫣🫨
I'm saying... 👀😨🤣
Almost?
Somebody on TikTok said “Look for the zipper.” 🤣🤣🤣
He’s a goldendoodle, they’re super smart dogs. 😂🤣 I’m a need him not to look like a grown man that just worked a 12 hour shift. 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣
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Not a 12hr shift 😂😂😂
Truth is I’m tired 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That dog is either pondering all of his life decisions, or plotting his escape. 🧐🤔😂😂
Hee Hee!!😀
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It’s called code switching! Black people do it all the time. He’s trying to survive! Leave him alone!
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🥴😂 give me your phone!
Flatlined ⚰️😂😂😂
Bahahahaha!!😂
I'd have to sit next to him and be, "Jamaal, baby, tell me what's ailing you right now."
😂 we always giving our dog grown man names.
Ain't no body dog named Jamaal 😂😅 at least hope not
@@michellerobinson3572 ummm...... maybe hope for something else, I guess 🤷🏾♀️ No need in wasting good hope
He sitting there like - - "If I had somewhere else to go I woulda left yo ass a long time ago".
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He sitting on the steps like he worried about his bills 😂😂😂😂
Ain't he?
He acts like he pays bills! "How did we get here!?" Him running things😅Nothing a spray bottle of water 💧 and rolled up newspaper 📰 can't cure! 😊😅😅😅
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Dawg is sitting like I do in my vehicle after work before going into the house! 😂🐾 #HeHasBeenHereBefore
I TOTALLY BELIEVE he’s been here before!! Gave me such an eerie vibe.
Why yall fronting that dog is all of us during these inflated times😂😂
Okaaay
Right! He got ish on his mind!
He kinda was sitting there looking like he was thinking "one day all this will be mine."
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Wait a DAMN minute ok ok so he’s waiting on somebody to KICK the bucket. I’m DONE 😆🤣
@@sherriearrington6830 ☺
Sittin there like he going up on the ruff side of the mountain! 😅
Sitting there like he was born by the river in a little tent and oh like that river he's been running every since.
I'm cracking up reading these comments. 😂
Word! Hee Hee!!😀
Me too!!😅😅😅😅
EJ fans have the BEST comments. The laughs continue when you read them.
If I Saw This, I Wouldn’t Ask Him To Leave, He’s Family, BUT! It’s Time For Him To Find A Job !
I'm calling on JESUS
Lord knows, you shol better
I mos def would!!! Gave me chills watching that.
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For real though it really is kind of weird the way that...dog is sitting on the steps like a person 👀😨
He sitting like … today is the day, I’m tired acting like something I’m not …😅😅😂😂
"Do you need to live outside"😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fell out when she said that 💀
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Hello 911. My dog is behaving too human like and I’m in fear for my life.
I feel like if I say no to tossing the frisby with him he’s going to be standing by my bedside at night watching me sleep. ☎️
I'm in tears...not standing by your bedside 🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
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He sitting there like he been waiting on them to come home so they can have an important conversation.
Trials and pupulations 😂😂😂😂😂 wait not like us 😂😂😂
thanks for providing this bit of caption. now I know what she said and I'm tickled 🤭
With the good sense to switch to dog mode - he need a job and he needs to walk his little self outside to do his business - he probably using the toilet and reading the newspaper when nobody at home.
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This doesn't make any doggone since
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The way that dog sitting on them stairs, I feel like if you approached him and asked what’s going on with him, he’d answer you back 😂😂😂
"Truth is I'm tired. Options are few." 😅😂🤭🤣🤣🤣
I'd offer him every treat in the world to make him break character and SPEAK. He already let his secret out by sitting there, looking pensive LOL
That dog plays dice with the dope boys in the neighborhood.
😂😂😂😂FACTS!! Gave me chills 😮
He look like he was missing his homies 😂😂😂
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Some large dogs and cats have the ability to sit like this.. 2 of my cats actually do. When i see them do it, i ask them straight up if they want to help me pay some bills cause it seems like they got nothing but time. 😂😂 I get some disdained looks back, and they walk away.
Would love to hear their thoughts when you try them like this. 😂😂
My dog sits like that sometimes and looks at me like "WHAT"
HaaHaaaah!!!
Chile, chip in on a bill or two 😂
He look like he on break from Popeyes! 🤣
Hee Hee!!😀
He’s sitting on those steps like he’s worked an exhausting double shift & needs a cigarette or a beer as he contemplates his next career move.
"Truth is I'm tired. Options are few." EJ that was the perfect line😂😂😂😂 You about to have me call Tamela Mann and tell her that you and EJ have to remix her sing just for this dog😅😅😅 🐕
“This is upsetting to me!”…(in my Ms. Jackie voice)❤😂He would be gone. That’s too much for me!
Nah it was the switch up for meeeeee
I would tell him to stop playing and let me know what he's worried about. Don't leave me in the dark.
Inflation is hitting them dog treats!
He got the weight of the world on his shoulders. 😂😂😂
You thinking too hard, EJ. He just chillin, looking out on the world and enjoying his privileged life.
Woof is I’m tireddddd 🐾🤣
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...I'm all barked out 🐾 🤣
@@noxible c’mon somebody 🙌🏾🤣
That dog has an IRA and two college savings accounts! 😂😂😂
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Them college loans is what got him sitting there like rat nah 😅
He is fine. He's contemplating life decisions. Whether to walk back down, watch the sunset, or jump. All dogs go through it. Just like humans with midlife crisis 😂
Looking like whatever you on😂 GURL THIS LOOKED SO UNREAL!!!😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣, he's sitting there like he's thinking about which bill he's going to pay first.
She said Riley, North Cackalacky 😂😂😂
I have seen this before and I walk right up to them cuz I've had several dogs and 🥀you know they believe that "we're" their humans, they're not our dogs or cats"
Sister EJ, I was like... (seriously ) "Peaches, 🐕 somebody did something to you, you upset now😅 sitting on the steps like you going to stand up on your hind legs and walk out this house." Would you believe this dog looked at me like I don't want to talk about it 😁😂🌞
He got a call from the school that you were absent. This is 2:30 p.m. when you roll in with your backpack acting like you just got off of the school bus.
"Truth is, I'm tired, options are few" took me out 😂😂😂😂
It’s the SWITCH UP for me!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah… he sitting there like he gotta tell you something… and don’t know how. I would have left and came back with the zoo association. Darts and transport is needed cause he gotta go!!!!!
😂 on God get the darts and get em up outta here.
You are hilarious and honest and awesome 😎👍🏼🎉😂❤
He look like this some bs how ima tell her I got her girl pregnant 😂😂
He going through some things!! He trying to work it out!!😂😂
The way he was sitting at first had me concerned. I really wanted to ask him "baby, what's on your heart? This is a safe space".
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This dog was sitting on the steps like he missed a dog house payment! 😂😂😂
He was like: What? You didn't see that! Looking like old man sitting on a stoop😄. In his own world. This is hilarious and kind of creepy at the same time. Lol!
“Do you need to live outside?” 😂😂😂
He looks like he's analyzing all the entrances for a pending zombie apocalypse. You know animals sense those kinds of things first...
Wait what?!!!! He's sitting on the steps? Looking like he's in deep contemplation!!! Hide all sharp objects!! 😂
“Well somebody gotta pay these vet bills…I need my meds.” Not, “truth is I’m tired, options are few!” Lmao 🤣
I initially thought it was a child in a costume
At first I was thinking that's a kid in a dog suit until the angle changed. Oh No! Got to go!
I have never seen a dog sit on the steps like a human. And the joke was funny. I got it EJ😊
It tickled me a lil bit to. 🤣
My dog be laying on my laundry bag like she runs the place smh
“Truth is I’m tired, options are few”
Take me to the King!
🤣🤣🤣 girl I can’t with you!
If he had crossed his legs, that would have taken me out!!!
Girl, you are hilarious! Looking like, “Truth is I’m tired, options are few.” 🤣🤣
Oh, he definitely sitting around waiting for the weed man 😅
I will sit next to my dog and say yeahhh I know. I got a female dog so I wouldn’t be the only girl in the house. Chile and we be tiredddd of the masculinity.
Not, "take me to the king!" 😂😂😂
just out here contemplating the upcoming workweek's plans and stuff... laundry, meal prep, carpooling schedules, overtime, meetings, groceries...
“Truth is I’m tired…”
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He sitting there like he’s waiting on Karen to come home because she didn’t come home last night and he wonder where the hell she been lol 😆
That dog looking like “Oh This is what Rosa Parks was talking about?” I’ve been standing all this time, it’s a wrap! 😂😂😂😂
He's reviewing his life's choices!
OMG! That is my Marley sitting like that!
If I had a dog and he or she was sitting like that I'd say imma mind my business because they knows my stress, sitting looking confused concerned and all trying to see how we finna pay bills groceries and all 😂😂😂😂😂
"Truth is I'm tired" SENT ME!!!!!!!!
He is subject to stand ALL the way up. He's having a zero tolerate moment 🤣.
Omg you were so amazing! My stomach hurt laughing at you😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Trials & pupulations” 😂😂😂😂😂 “truth is I’m tired, options are few.” 😮💨😮💨😮💨😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that dog looked SCARY!!! I was waiting for you to tell me this was a person in a puppy suit! 😮😅
🤣🤣🤣Its time to "Send Him To The King"!!!
He’s sitting like he has a FIRST, MIDDLE, and LAST NAME!!!!😅😅
My dog does the same thing on the front porch. 😂 She's a nosey old biddy! 😂 She sit on her butt or lay and cross her legs all elegant like and precedes to scope all the tea in the neighborhood like a person .😂😂😂
I would be cracking UP!!!
D dog say "fuq this dog sheet man, I'm tiiiiired!".... Then went straight back to being a dog 😂😂
Had a ball at EJ's Raleigh, NC show!! ❤😍
Like he sittin' on the dock of the bay! ❤
My dogs sits on the steps like that a lot and he also will sit in the chair like that as well messed me up the first time I seen it to where I had to take a picture lol
What would I do? I'd make him contribute by paying rent and buying his own doggie food 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was too much!!! God bless you EJ🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I know the feeling. Grown folk understand this type of living ❤
Yeah, I saw that! He could have kept the house!!
I loved meeting you EJ! You and Fred are so humble! And girl, you funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣
Hello 911?
My dog is sitting like a human.
I want to hear dispatch's reaction to this call. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh! "Hello, 911... send help"
He going through! lol his past life been tough
I'd feel like he was a kindred spirit. Just like small children can seem like an old soul, maybe this dog went through some stuff and is contemplating life. Just give him a hug.