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  • John Mulaney was bullied in middle school for being Asian American even though he is not Asian American.
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  • @lilajanick
    @lilajanick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32267

    “John Mulaney fights back against bullies”
    “If I see a group of thirteen year olds I’ll cross the street.”

    • @Insipid42
      @Insipid42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      Well "Runs away from bullies like a little girl" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I had no idea that this was the larger bit that the well-known baby bit came from

    • @squidwardssoul631
      @squidwardssoul631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂

    • @irondragonmaiden
      @irondragonmaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Nah, he's got the right instinct, middle-schoolers are monsters!

    • @highandtight5544
      @highandtight5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I JUST noticed that hahahaha

  • @adnamafett7862
    @adnamafett7862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13560

    It’s so weird because sometimes he’s like this and then he has stories where he’s blackout drunk starting fights over lsd or some shit like it’s no big deal

    • @norakaponyas3926
      @norakaponyas3926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +861

      It's all about balance

    • @tylerferron9019
      @tylerferron9019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      @@norakaponyas3926 perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @mikequinlivan8842
      @mikequinlivan8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Well, there is "COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY!" and there is also John Mulaney. The former is sassy, and brassy. The latter smoked crack, and started binge drinking at age 12. We humans rock at compartmentalizing. 😬😇

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's y I respect him and love his humor!

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mikequinlivan8842 and then one time there was a Juophn Mulaney as well.

  • @indiegogurt
    @indiegogurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28093

    I’m so thankful for John Mulaney really paving the way for proud Asian American women like me to succeed in the entertainment world. Margaret Cho, Ali Wong, Constance Wu, and John Mulaney. My Asian American rolemodels

    • @cassandra2887
      @cassandra2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

      Don't forget Scarlett Johansson

    • @CaptainPygar
      @CaptainPygar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      😂😂😂

    • @mbrammy7
      @mbrammy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Cassandra - or Emma Stone 😂

    • @TheNeonTheater
      @TheNeonTheater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😆🤣

    • @lizzy9871
      @lizzy9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      how did i find you in this comment section, Carissa 😂

  • @paragonnina
    @paragonnina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9644

    *I AM A PROUD ASIAN-AMERICAN WOMAN, AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT.*

    • @nopenopity-nope6621
      @nopenopity-nope6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Will do Polnareff

    • @babybluearts7416
      @babybluearts7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Loved that tho😂 ,funny thing is I am an Asian(Filipino) - American woman

    • @pandamandax3797
      @pandamandax3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok 👍🏽

    • @eggprantful
      @eggprantful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I AM A TIGER MOM

    • @sarahyazaki8599
      @sarahyazaki8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Open polnareffland and then we'll talk

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7059

    John Mulaney is so good at making jokes about minorities without coming off as making fun of them. Like, there’s this, and there’s the whole “I was supposed to be gay”, there was “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, *I’m new in town* ”
    I have so much respect for John, both as a comedian and as a person.

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Don't forget the drag queen one.

    • @lordoftheducks332
      @lordoftheducks332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Bessie Burnet oh my god how could I forget the drag queen one

    • @quill1214
      @quill1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@bessieburnet9816 John mulaney in drag is my religion

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you are doing well. I am handicapped due to a stoke and a brain tumor removal surgery and I really learned to value health above all because I am bed bound since last November 2020 (and it's june 24 2021) 😥 😔

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@edithdlp8045 I just looked at your comment history and all of them have different stories. Coincidence? I don't think so

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12840

    "Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world." As a seventh grade teacher, I can confirm that is absolutely true, and yet I go back for more, year after year. Guess it says more about me, then it does them.

    • @kategolian2057
      @kategolian2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      bless your soul marianne seventh graders are vicious

    • @meaganashleigh2705
      @meaganashleigh2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      as a 14 year old 8th grader I can confirm this.

    • @semberspirit
      @semberspirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Grade school teachers are the most masochistic people in the world.

    • @meaganashleigh2705
      @meaganashleigh2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shea Briar are you sure about that?

    • @semberspirit
      @semberspirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@meaganashleigh2705 I'm not sure about anything.

  • @lucyroberts9498
    @lucyroberts9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17208

    I'll Never Get Over The Fact That He Talks In Capitals

    • @emvuosku4219
      @emvuosku4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      I read that in his voice, in my own thoughts.

    • @BlahBlah-cm1os
      @BlahBlah-cm1os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      by Panic! at the Disco.

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Haha! What?! Is this original?

    • @S31Syntax
      @S31Syntax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@emvuosku4219 At Least I'm Safe Inside My Mind

    • @idiot_savants1361
      @idiot_savants1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      This sentence shouldn’t make sense but it 100% does

  • @tizviviani
    @tizviviani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29514

    John Mulaney feeling offended not as a boy mistook for a woman but as a woman being treated badly by a man is just so amazing i love him

    • @marisolkim9098
      @marisolkim9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Ikr? John Mulaney is a treasure.

    • @danegonzales5651
      @danegonzales5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

      John Mulaney shutting down racists and sexists alike 🙌

    • @danbaker8965
      @danbaker8965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@danegonzales5651 I don't think the guy was being sexist, he just had bad customer service skills

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Daniel Baker You don’t think him saying, “Hey, Lady,” in that tone MIGHT have been sexist?

    • @mckirbzz8361
      @mckirbzz8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@83gemm Nope, he just probably kept calling and the guy was fed up. You can yell at a women without being sexist

  • @tryingtobeangsty1133
    @tryingtobeangsty1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9921

    “Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes.”
    and that was Ryan Reynolds

    • @moonlitmimi
      @moonlitmimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      it’s fine he’s got his eyeliner on now

    • @tryingtobeangsty1133
      @tryingtobeangsty1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      moonlit mimi - the dude is COVERED in it. Do you think lashes like that just _happen?_

    • @cherylasher1675
      @cherylasher1675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      nO E Y E S

    • @snailjuice500
      @snailjuice500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I’m SiTtInG nExT tO hIm DuDe HaS nO eYeS

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Papa can you hear me

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    “I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect.” Is my new go-to reply to online trolls lol

    • @fairfeatherfiend
      @fairfeatherfiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But are you really though?

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fairfeatherfiend It's all in the spirit, son.

  • @JonathanWhitee
    @JonathanWhitee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    One time some kids yelled at me and said “ that boy look like he ran track in middle school.”

    • @evanstarks7990
      @evanstarks7990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Jonathan White well did you?

    • @Rose_Butterfly98
      @Rose_Butterfly98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Guessing your Legs are really muscular

    • @emperor8716
      @emperor8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Rose_Butterfly98 pretty sure they say that to any tall black guy

    • @Rose_Butterfly98
      @Rose_Butterfly98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emperor8716 we don't really have black guys here so idk.

    • @janinebelleestrada7096
      @janinebelleestrada7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Im 23 and 13 year olds once called me a leprechaun for being short

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10470

    I think it's amazing that John Mulaney has a life long best friend.

    • @jssangel416
      @jssangel416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      I agree! Thats rare to find. I have. I met my best friend when we were in 6th grade and so we've been besties for 30yrs, but kindergarten? Wow

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Of course he does, named Eddie. Did you learn nothing from watching Frasier?

    • @NewYorkFloridaMan
      @NewYorkFloridaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated explain yourself

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@NewYorkFloridaMan I'm purposely conflating John Mulaney with the late John Mahoney, who played Frasier's father, for comedic effect.

    • @NewYorkFloridaMan
      @NewYorkFloridaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Ahhhhh! Ok. Thanks for the explanation. Now I just need to go look up the definition of conflating.

  • @Simonio8
    @Simonio8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8609

    He's right about 13 year old kids though, they are mean little shits. I'm not proud of this but sometimes I would stay in the car until they walk by before I would get out.

    • @Dmdm_dm
      @Dmdm_dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You mean in your adult days?

    • @TheZephyrStorm
      @TheZephyrStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @lindam156
      @lindam156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I teach Middle School man... They are brutal haha

    • @noirekuroraigami2270
      @noirekuroraigami2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Not me...I roast them, 13 year olds have the constitution of a flower...tell them that they have a crush but tell them they look to funny to get them

    • @crudkick
      @crudkick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Mean little turds, but they can't take a punch.

  • @pizzadogma
    @pizzadogma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6198

    John Mulaney is what Scarlett Johansson wish she could be

    • @notthis6988
      @notthis6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Leo Maker WHEEZE😂😂😂

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      _It took me a second god dammit._

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

    • @vyentro29
      @vyentro29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ha!

    • @Sinsanatis
      @Sinsanatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I dont get it

  • @luxfebruary
    @luxfebruary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips” that’s what ranboos subscriber noise is lmao

  • @interstate366
    @interstate366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21754

    Look at that high waisted man! He got feminine hips!

    • @firippumartinezu1782
      @firippumartinezu1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ha ha ha ha ha

    • @reesema6403
      @reesema6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      interstate366 ThaTs thE ThiNg I’m sEnSiTivE abOut

    • @adelaidejohnson1965
      @adelaidejohnson1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      interstate366 his pouty face though

    • @pacific-nw_artist9261
      @pacific-nw_artist9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He does have a lovely figure though...

    • @jdawg119
      @jdawg119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      interstate366 this was the best part

  • @fststudy2903
    @fststudy2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15116

    So, he transitioned from an Asian woman to a tall child. 🤣

    • @Waterlessorphan
      @Waterlessorphan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      FST Study yes also he’s new in town

    • @fststudy2903
      @fststudy2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@Waterlessorphan That's nice, what are three other things about him? 🤣🤣

    • @boulshyte8932
      @boulshyte8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its called growth

    • @kacpersochaa
      @kacpersochaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      With feminine hips.

    • @kay-sp4gk
      @kay-sp4gk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@fststudy2903 The strange man is homeless.. he is gay.. he has AIDS. or should we say, he's new in town and it gets worse

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    He could have avoided all of this if he'd just fought the bullies off with the J.J. Bittenbinder Method.

    • @Jocelyn12700
      @Jocelyn12700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Masterxl MVs STREET SMARTS!

    • @duofri3nd
      @duofri3nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Remember phone books don't leave bruises

    • @bethsquire610
      @bethsquire610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      remember to throw the bullies off their rhythm

    • @sungoddessraa
      @sungoddessraa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      First, he needed a money clip. Then money to put in the clip.

    • @magari5036
      @magari5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ♊Gemini level up♊ sTREET SMARTS

  • @invaderlumen
    @invaderlumen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    everytime i hear "LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMMININE HIPS" all i can think about is when ranboo gets a donation

    • @jeffpeterson756
      @jeffpeterson756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2:13

    • @avidarois5505
      @avidarois5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it doesn't sound like a real sound anymore

    • @Juli-zg7sj
      @Juli-zg7sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn same... Why are we everywhere btw

    • @Juli-zg7sj
      @Juli-zg7sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@avidarois5505 it really doesn't

    • @littlestinker1234
      @littlestinker1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ranboo: * literally crying (over undertale) *
      john mulaney: GIVE US SOME MONE Y
      ranboo: ..hi john mulaney

  • @grittykitty50
    @grittykitty50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I finally got to see the source of the "proud Asian American woman" and the "feminine hips" jokes.

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4418

    Man, I’ve encountered a lot of low effort racist insults being Chinese but if they did that gong thing to me, I’d have to applaud. That’s sounds actually very impressive to keep that joke running consistently and coordinate it all at the same time. Seriously can’t even be mad about that.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You'd say , 爱卿平身

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      InanimateSum Isn’t bowing a sign of respect?

    • @inanimatesum4945
      @inanimatesum4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@White_Recluse It is, but these guys were doing it because they thought Chinese people bow after gongs go off.

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@White_Recluse we dont bow when gongs go off. Our culture doesnt really bow, thats more koreans

    • @rem4197
      @rem4197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Honestly, if someone did that to me because I am Asian, I wouldn't even be mad. id be like " that's right. BOW, PEASANTS"

  • @kuryamtl
    @kuryamtl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29575

    Remember, he is a proud asian american woman.

  • @TommyFamous
    @TommyFamous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6200

    A “Lion” would never cheat on his lioness but a “Tiger Wood”

  • @eltonarriaga3903
    @eltonarriaga3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2:13 If you’re looking for that part where Ranboo got his donation notification from.

    • @ranskieee
      @ranskieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks dude i was looking for it 😂

    • @lilyanrs
      @lilyanrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      doin gods work

    • @k-lahkhan1111
      @k-lahkhan1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg who didn't know of John Mulaney ??

  • @Sakachi18
    @Sakachi18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Music Appreciation class that we never appreciated."
    Wow, I felt that one.

  • @WhatACoolArrow
    @WhatACoolArrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    "We take our shoes off when we come inside but that was more of a carpeting thing" 😂 but do you leave the shoes inside or outside of the door? That's the truly distinguishing feature

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      But why is this Asian? It's the same in most European countries. Outside or in depends on how dirty yours shoes are 😂.

    • @lemon_boy577
      @lemon_boy577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Do you want them to get stolen or not

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lemon_boy577 you gotta have really shitty neighbors or really expensive shoes to worry about that

    • @mariopokemon955
      @mariopokemon955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look at my suit we leave ours in the garage, is this not what everyone else does?

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Leaving your shoes outside is great as long as you don’t care about them getting stolen, or weathering, or bugs crawling inside them, or rain, or the smell that they will harbor from being left out in the sun. I mean, people are just trustworthy anyways. If you can expect your packages to not get stolen, then you can expect your sh- oh, wait.

  • @Carla-cr1fu
    @Carla-cr1fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    we stan a proud asian american woman™

    • @Certifiedslow
      @Certifiedslow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love replying to old comments with no replys

    • @hellozukohere6514
      @hellozukohere6514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love replying to new comments replying to old comments with no replys

  • @catboyYuta
    @catboyYuta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4965

    Who's going to start a petition for another Netflix comedy special with John Mulaney? Anyone? 🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @mindyourbidness
      @mindyourbidness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🙋‍♀️

    • @temudgin62
      @temudgin62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hmm that's not how it works. He will make a special when he has the material for a new set. And based on his popularity, Netflix will say yes when that happens.

    • @gskizzl
      @gskizzl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he release one less than a year ago

    • @richarddweckcomedy
      @richarddweckcomedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      temudgin62 he’s signed on for more

    • @abigailshoes
      @abigailshoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s on tour with Pete Davidson so we’ll probably get another special at the earliest next year

  • @AlanHope2013
    @AlanHope2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    His bits are so well-constructed it's amazing. He sounds like he's ranting and everyone goes along until he comes around full circle and you see the way he's been leading you by the nose all the way through. The skill is admirable.

  • @lydia-ff4ri
    @lydia-ff4ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:13 ranboo sub sound lol

  • @verycoolman8190
    @verycoolman8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I’m so proud of John coming out as an Asian-American Woman after all of the torment and hardships he’s undergone. What an amazing role model

  • @promistansloona4812
    @promistansloona4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40046

    That’s how you make a race joke without being racist

    • @jedmaloney7159
      @jedmaloney7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

      That's how you make a good race joke*

    • @otherpill7008
      @otherpill7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      Na you can make a good race joke while being seemingly racist. Depends on you completely

    • @skelskeleton
      @skelskeleton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

      what makes it good is that he is making fun of racist assholes, instead of just making a lazy minority joke

    • @marlowmorbid8531
      @marlowmorbid8531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      he had it up until the tiger mom remark i think

    • @ben_dover33
      @ben_dover33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh fuck off loona

  • @heyryanisonx3141
    @heyryanisonx3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Have I seen this 100 times? Yes.
    Will I watch it again? Yes.

  • @smosmilesmom
    @smosmilesmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "you know, how you talk to your grandma" - LMAO!!

  • @zara_mov
    @zara_mov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ranboo donation sound go brrr

  • @UncleYis
    @UncleYis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    *"Back in grade school I got bullied for being Asian-American"*
    "HaHaHaaahaHa"

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You didn't like it? That's too bad honey

    • @estebanvelazquez353
      @estebanvelazquez353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      joaquin calm yourself fool. He’s saying it’s funny how the crowd laughed after saying he was bullied. Reading comprehension classes are helpful

    • @london5204
      @london5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Esteban Velazquez imagine not laughing at a joke in a comedy show

    • @frabjuosity
      @frabjuosity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, probably the people laughing were already aware that John Mulaney is not Asian-American. Hence finding that to be a humorous anecdote, sometimes known as a joke.

  • @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito
    @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Y’all this white man is a proud Asian American woman 😂

    • @freedomfries9719
      @freedomfries9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do you pronounce your name with a cursive accent?

    • @alikaandrade3435
      @alikaandrade3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I never see people with Hawaiian names in the comments so no now I feel obligated to say hi!! Lol Hawaiʻi nō ka ʻoi!

    • @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito
      @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freedom Fries ummm no?

    • @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito
      @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alika Andrade aye brada how goes it?🤙

    • @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito
      @MakeupbyAmalia_Ito 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I`m A Piece Of Garbage- whaaaat?

  • @davidedos9031
    @davidedos9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    He is literally the flash doing Stand Up

    • @thecomedian6322
      @thecomedian6322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Looks more like a younger Mr. Rogers if he didn't give a fuck about kids.

    • @kingkawa8690
      @kingkawa8690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Accurate asf

  • @tosticles
    @tosticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    BRO IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD AFTER WATCHING RANBOOS STREAMS

    • @cadynextdoorr
      @cadynextdoorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIGHT? LMAOO

    • @tosticles
      @tosticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cadynextdoorr BISRJGBOIHDRNPOGJMSD

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad someone else is here from Ranboo

    • @tosticles
      @tosticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akish302 YEAHHHHHH

    • @Aretousa_D
      @Aretousa_D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @fluffysugakookies9580
    @fluffysugakookies9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "I am a proud Asian-American woman and you will treat me with Respect!"

  • @audrey1709
    @audrey1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:13 ranboo.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Oh, Hello boy with no eyes. This tall child is a freakin genius.

  • @xenadotcom7093
    @xenadotcom7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    whenever i hear him saying feminine hips all i can think of is ranboo

  • @StylishWitch
    @StylishWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:13
    Oh my god it's the Ranboo sub line

  • @positivetoxicity5889
    @positivetoxicity5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Bruh if a buncha 13 year olds turned around and bowed to me, I’d consider myself an Alpha

    • @lvans010
      @lvans010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Morgan LaBeth that...actually doesn't make any sense...

    • @roboticsynergy7189
      @roboticsynergy7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Morgan LaBeth ...My ex gf told me she had a dick, i never believed her till one day when I was getting off the bus she hugged me from behind and it felt like a metal rod was caressing my ass

    • @slightlyuncomfortable
      @slightlyuncomfortable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Morgan LaBeth "I am a female with a mile long dick and a spaceship" is the best sentence I've ever read in my life.

    • @bemydruides
      @bemydruides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgan LaBeth I-w h a t?

    • @thesiblings8124
      @thesiblings8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Morgan LaBeth I want whatever crack she's on

  • @daniasajid6742
    @daniasajid6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I am a tiger mom"
    That one got me 😂

  • @Kenorbs
    @Kenorbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:13 ranbooooooo!

  • @user-ii4vn8hw7z
    @user-ii4vn8hw7z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video... which is a very old fashioned sentence." That hurts because it's true.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...some the 2000ish born kids called me a boomer. I just says "can you count? Did mom know her kids sucks at math?". He just runs away crying. Yes. We are asian.😂

  • @chuh4237
    @chuh4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    When John was a kid: “He’s got feminine hips!”
    Now: “hE dUmMY tHiCC!!”

    • @falyn5858
      @falyn5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‼️ waist on thinna ‼️

    • @srininaveen7157
      @srininaveen7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@falyn5858 I'ma show you how to bag a eight-figure n////

  • @noel_i_am
    @noel_i_am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:50
    Teenagers scare the living shit out of him 🤣

    • @onIyindreams
      @onIyindreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

    • @altf4undo01
      @altf4undo01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onIyindreams SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE

    • @richard8371
      @richard8371 ปีที่แล้ว

      nerds

  • @lampsboi
    @lampsboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:13 if you know, you know

  • @noodles5685
    @noodles5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I only hear Ranboo’s sub alert now

  • @ravenoli8785
    @ravenoli8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    if anyone wants the time stamp its 2:12 ;)

  • @weirdskyreallyweird.5519
    @weirdskyreallyweird.5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Idk what it is about how he said “because I had a voice like a little flute”, but it feels like he definitely got told that by his mum or something.

  • @aech9407
    @aech9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ranboo definetly didn’t get me here haha ha ha

  • @secilgulden4022
    @secilgulden4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN! HE GOT FEMININE HIPS"
    i can't hear that sentence and not think of ranboo

  • @SUPERSTAR3333333
    @SUPERSTAR3333333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You know how you talk to your grandma?" is such an underrated line

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips"
    *NO, THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!*
    Rewatched it five times, died every time, lol.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if that is why he wears the suits; they hide it

  • @talinaurr
    @talinaurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yooo ranboo dono sound!! I FINALLY FOUND THE CLIP WHERE ITS FROM!!!

  • @fallenxvn
    @fallenxvn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ranboo

  • @Cookie-lf2tg
    @Cookie-lf2tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I could watch this all day 1:43

  • @yoshi4721
    @yoshi4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I am a proud Asian-American woman, you will treat me with respect” that had me dying💀

  • @lexib.1389
    @lexib.1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i remember watching this a few months ago and finding it hilarious but now when i watch this all i can think about is ranboos dono notifications

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dang the fact he can do this without being offensive is sheer talent

  • @leilaniharbo6800
    @leilaniharbo6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i have finally found the original video for Ranboos donation sound

  • @jolauocampo2593
    @jolauocampo2593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    never thought Grant Gustin was this funny

  • @lovejoy1311
    @lovejoy1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    People whining about joke stealing or reusing jokes, THIS IS FROM 8 years ago. But John is famous now, so his old stuff is getting new attention.

  • @salt1341
    @salt1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:10 any ranboo viewers?? Anyone??

  • @echoveare4785
    @echoveare4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:47 I agree TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT" is still probably my favorite John Mulaney joke delivery

  • @marykay7878
    @marykay7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    cant believe that he is now the father of an actual asian-american boy :)

    • @sammierose1150
      @sammierose1150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half-Asian, but yes 😊

    • @marykay7878
      @marykay7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sammierose1150 ah i did not know it worked like that. i am south asian but born and bred in germany. i think olivias mom is asian and her dad is white, but i still considered olivia fully asian-american as in an american of asian descent (amongst others), and i somehow assumed the same for her kid. i thoughT that baby would be asian-american and irish-american :) fully or a quarter, asian is asian :) bless him :)!

    • @sammierose1150
      @sammierose1150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marykay7878 no worries at all. People biracial/mixed race or not, identify in all types of ways. Ethnicity, race, and nationality are very nuanced in America. I understand in may be different in Europe or Asia or Africa, but in the U.S. America, as it is in the “New World” in a sense, no one is really “from here” in the sense of their race. Many people’s families have lived here for generations, but have ethnic roots/heritage in Europe, Asia, or Africa. I myself am a U.S. citizen by birth, as my nationality is American (where I was born), my ethnicity is a mixture of Northwestern European mixed with Sub-Saharan African, and my “race” if you will is biracial/mixed - I personally believe race is a social construct, but nonetheless, some people hold firmly to it. I don’t pay any mind to people’s skin color or background upon first meeting them. I believe we are all people first and foremost and deserving of love and respect. “Treat others the way you wish to be treated” sort of thing. Olivia may very well identify as full Asian and that is her right as it’s her identity that she can choose to identify with, her child is free to do the same. I was merely speaking in regards to genetics 🧬💁🏽‍♀️

  • @yup5402
    @yup5402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cannot tell you how many times this has came on my fyp because of the HEY LOOK AT THAT HIGH WASTED MAN HES GOT FEMININE HIPS because of mcyt and i love it

  • @ThatElfNerd
    @ThatElfNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ranboo watched this special and thought "Yeah, that's perfect for my Twitch Donations." Odd choice, but respectable.

  • @trishag4723
    @trishag4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    hey ranboo fans 2:13 you're welcome

  • @nancynowicki5722
    @nancynowicki5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank God for John bringing laughter during these difficult times. Hope he's doing well in recovery.

  • @stephenschuster3555
    @stephenschuster3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:33 that sounds great outta context lol

  • @luvmana3968
    @luvmana3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i was watching this just cuz i love john mulaney's jokes and i realized this is the ranboo dono alert sound

  • @prussiapilled
    @prussiapilled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:12 is most likely what you're looking for rn.

  • @phoenixsmith0421
    @phoenixsmith0421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ahh so this is where ranboo gets his dono sound😂😂makes sense

  • @SqualorOpera
    @SqualorOpera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John Mullaney is an immortal, and I take no criticisms.

    • @am-db7vi
      @am-db7vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he just wanted to checked if princess diana was as well

  • @leahridder386
    @leahridder386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:12 your welcome ranboo fans

  • @phil4857
    @phil4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m here from ranboo lol

    • @ranskieee
      @ranskieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

  • @annavennemeyer8784
    @annavennemeyer8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hehe it’s the ranboo thing

  • @hannahstudt9889
    @hannahstudt9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:25 is so funny i can’t breathe

  • @clemendtine3009
    @clemendtine3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    did anyone else come here bc ranboo had this set as his donation sound lmao
    Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hipS

  • @mrdan5943
    @mrdan5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Not only is he a good actor but hes also hell funny!

  • @everybody48
    @everybody48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    oh god... if you sort the comments by new it’s all Ranboo and MCYT fans. I was here before, but I came back because of him ngl

    • @apparition1146
      @apparition1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me and you being on the same wavelength /pos

    • @everybody48
      @everybody48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apparition1146 dang 😔 yeah I really liked John Mulaney before I even knew about Ranboo or MCYT, but yeah ranboo has to be in my top 3 favourite MCYT people sooo yeah!

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here just to hear the sweet voice of John Mulaney, but I also love Ranboo lol

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *God

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I have a pavlovian response whenever I hear "hey look at that high wasted man he got feminin hips"
    Thanks Mr Boo

    • @nazrarain1452
      @nazrarain1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's so weird... It doesn't even sound like a real line anymore

  • @fujijoji1322
    @fujijoji1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    OMG I JUST REALISED THAT RANBOO'S DONO SOUNDS ARE JOHN MULANEY HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!!??!??!
    "hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" lmao

  • @spartangames836
    @spartangames836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:12, you're welcome

  • @bumblebee4460
    @bumblebee4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:13 dats Beetlejuice right there

  • @holywater7132
    @holywater7132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ......im here for the 'look at that high waisted man! he got feminine hips!' for one reason. and one reason only.....
    ...Ranboo

    • @em3952
      @em3952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who

    • @dmpmomof3
      @dmpmomof3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ranboob

  • @lasersnquasars6156
    @lasersnquasars6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I thought he said "high, wasted man" at first and was surprised at how precociously perceptive these pubescent pupils were 😅

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unato Mikuba maybe back in the days when he worked for Henry J Finch IV.

    • @stoverboo
      @stoverboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@interstate366 Ooh! Ducklings!

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo Stover too old to be a duckling, quack quack!

    • @larryermanajrrocksit
      @larryermanajrrocksit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nice alliteration 👌

    • @johnmunoz-crabb8393
      @johnmunoz-crabb8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larryermanajrrocksit came to say the exact same thing

  • @phileinevos9927
    @phileinevos9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    RANBOO

  • @cesiavaldes3810
    @cesiavaldes3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" thats were ranboo got it

  • @FalseDelta
    @FalseDelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ranboo’s stream be like 2:13

  • @rrg2248
    @rrg2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a master class in comedy writing and phrasing! When he suddenly comments on what he’s saying before he’s finished saying it and layers idea on idea. The way he makes himself the underdog along with a bullied group and then turns it around to empower the underdog. The timing is perfect-he anticipates what you’re thinking and responds to your unspoken thoughts. And sometimes takes a surprise quick left! My favorite comedian working today!

  • @fridaydt1717
    @fridaydt1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i hear 2:13 at least 100 times a day lmao

  • @playdoughmaster808
    @playdoughmaster808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Today I learned where Ranboo’s donation sound came from

  • @blameitoncapitalism
    @blameitoncapitalism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    have yall realized that after he say he has a voice "like a little flute" when younger, he started to talk in a lower range before lol 2:35