7 Companion Characters With No Sense of Self-Preservation

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  • We spend so much time as a solo hero, never letting anyone close because it could mean getting them killed. Then a buddy character is foisted on us for story reasons and getting them killed becomes a real possibility. Recall these 7 oblivious companions and subscribe: www.tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
    Among the biggest liabilities are the infamously reckless Natalya of GoldenEye fame, Resident Evil's permanently kidnapped Ashley Graham, GTA Vice City bullet magnet Lance Vance and Amy, the titular zombie bait of survival horror Amy.
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  • @restinpeas1284
    @restinpeas1284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ashley Graham may suck, but she does have SOME sense of self preservation. If you aim at her, she'll duck to get out of the line of fire. Tell her to hide, she'll do just that, and when you play as her during a brief segment, you can actually fight off enemies by throwing lamps at them. She also spots a boulder for you that you can use to knock onto one of the el gigante's heads. Gets herself kidnapped a lot but she DOES have some level of competence.

    • @Casteverus
      @Casteverus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also the knight's armor you can unlock for her after beating the game a few times is fantastic, she can't get carried off anymore, and any enemy that tries just falls over helplessly

    • @restinpeas1284
      @restinpeas1284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casteverus Well yeah, but that armor's not canon :u

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, and keep in mind that she's just a civilian whos daddy happens to be president

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU

    • @tyranniccubone8259
      @tyranniccubone8259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She doesn't even belong on this list frankly, I've seen plenty of escort characters who tried to defend themselves and were worse for it because they actually just made me have to jump in and very carefully and quickly kill everyone around them before they were killed in retaliation, sometimes not fighting and just being a distraction like Ashley is, is more helpful.

  • @jesseclark7105
    @jesseclark7105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Actually, the sniper mission that involves defending an oblivious fat guy looks like a lot of fun. It reminds me of Skyrim, when you shoot people with arrows and hide from them.
    "What was that?...Must have been the wind."

    • @TheRupertLitterbin
      @TheRupertLitterbin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hmm, there's a stick in my butt, must be a sign from the divines to keep my patrol pattern...

    • @BrandonWillWin
      @BrandonWillWin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It reminds me a lot defending Earnest from the jocks with your slingshot while he's giving his class president campaign speech in Bully.

    • @KyleKatarnBanthaHerder
      @KyleKatarnBanthaHerder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jesse Clark It is actually rather fun. The entire game is pretty fantastic.
      Helps too that you can choose to make it easier for yourself as well before the mission starts, by agreeing to your boss' offer to call out where the snipers are coming from, so you won't miss them.

    • @Cyfiero
      @Cyfiero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should've mentioned that
      *spoiler alert*
      He gets killed anyways immediately after the mission. 🤣

  • @thisisnotmyid_
    @thisisnotmyid_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Ahh I see Ashley didn't go to the Prometheus school of running away from things
    Minus one sin
    But add two because it's Ashley

    • @vinceaskins9372
      @vinceaskins9372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ding

    • @bari2799
      @bari2799 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +vinCentral- Destiny ding

    • @patrickharrison6293
      @patrickharrison6293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Verdict: getting carried away by a evil priest.

    • @flynnthorington
      @flynnthorington 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +vinCentral- Destiny TWO SINS. You need 2 DINGS.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ThisIsNotMyID withJaveable which one. The "move slightly to the side and not get crushed" one? or the "watch your friend escape death by jogging slightly to the left, but continue running in straight line, like a total fucking moron" one?

  • @khalel610
    @khalel610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    thank god for Elizabeth (Bioshock) and Ellie (TLOU) for being the total opposites of these video game companions.

    • @thomashenry4588
      @thomashenry4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Yasha Uh, Ellie's AI was freaking awful.

    • @DarknessXER
      @DarknessXER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Thomas Henry She is invisible as long as you are not visible as well. Yup

    • @juanmartin6710
      @juanmartin6710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellie is invisible to the enemies and she doesn't help you.

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Juan Martín If you are grappled she will stab the enemy and you are spotted she will throw a brick at the enemy.
      If a gunfight breaks out she will shoot. But she does all these things rarely to increase the difficulty and it may be that the higher the difficulty setting, the less likely AI companions will intervene.

  • @Galaxy58Q
    @Galaxy58Q 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I forgot the name of the Resident Evil 4 protagonist.
    "Leon!"
    What was his name?
    "Leon! Leon!"
    Oh, right. Thanks Ashley.

  • @nickcabrera3087
    @nickcabrera3087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "More snipers then a call of duty deathmatch" HAHAHAHA xD

    • @chungojungo7743
      @chungojungo7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Nick Cabrera That was a nice point

    • @hummer_1041
      @hummer_1041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like more snipers than sniper elite III players.

    • @chungojungo7743
      @chungojungo7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legion See? Thats is not funny anymore becouse sniper is in the title.

    • @the-kris5554
      @the-kris5554 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nick Cabrera Or Counter-Strike :p

    • @LucarioredLR
      @LucarioredLR 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nick Cabrera Than*, erh-erhm

  • @TheRupertLitterbin
    @TheRupertLitterbin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I swear I killed Lydia in Skyrim more times than the enemies did because she blocked the path so much...

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheRupertLitterbin she only can die by you

    • @RedYellowBird6889
      @RedYellowBird6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really it's rather hard to kill her at least for me especially when she has some good armour.

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait she can only die once, right?

    • @TheRupertLitterbin
      @TheRupertLitterbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke McNamara that’s why you quicksave constantly 😅

    • @shadeslayer8631
      @shadeslayer8631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All npc followers in skyrim fucking suck only good ones are the ones you summon and even they can suck at times

  • @radaroreilly505
    @radaroreilly505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What, when did Mike become the responsible one????

  • @Electrifyyy
    @Electrifyyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Can we all agree a lot of FPS games have awful companions but then there's Bioshock Infinite. I loved Elizabeth because she wasn't useless and that's a hard thing to find in companions

    • @MercyfulAlex
      @MercyfulAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Electrifyyy They should put top 7 best companions in games.

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's not hard to make a companion not useless, you just make it so they're magically and unrealistically unaffected by all the combat happening around them. Then hope that there are enough hypocrite consumers who will call it a good system while bashing other games with exactly the same system.

    • @najee8242
      @najee8242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +CrashSable Things to make a companion good=doesn't die or doesn't feel pain, has good commentary on the side, gives the player weapons, health and/or ammo, and doesn't block you when you try to get through a door...

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Najee M and pretty much every example of a companion succeeding at all of the above is because of an immersion breaking game design. Elizabeth and Ellie are just ignored by the enemies. The "good" Skyrim companions are just considered such because they are near enough invincible. The companions in MGSV are only acknowledged by the rest of the game when you explicitly order them to interact with it somehow and spend the rest of their time as far away from you as possible without completely abandoning you etc.

    • @ProfessorTurnipAlpha
      @ProfessorTurnipAlpha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Electrifyyy Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2 was pretty good. She would always dispose of the other zombies, combine, headcrabs, you name it, whenever I'm trying to get an achievement for lighting 15 zombies on fire. She only ever died on me once out of, I dunno, seven playthroughs.

  • @Hobobatman1000
    @Hobobatman1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Literally every Survivor in Dead Rising games.
    Unless you get eight at a time and arm them all with Assault Rifles and LMGs, then your multiple bags of fragile living experience points becomes an Anti-Psychopath army.

    • @tobieolson242
      @tobieolson242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. But I could never save them because of the damn resurrecting convicts in their piece of shit Humvee.

    • @deletedelete4516
      @deletedelete4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tobie Olson God I fucking hate those guys so bad..

    • @tobieolson242
      @tobieolson242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christian Munguia I killed them and they magically appeared back in the fucking courtyard. What genius thought up that idea?

    • @deletedelete4516
      @deletedelete4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tobie Olson The biggest dick on the planet haha I remember I barely killed them one time felt so good about it then when I went back and they respawned it made my effort meaningless just a big kick in the nuts

    • @tobieolson242
      @tobieolson242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christian Munguia Exactly.

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino56751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Here's a solution: tie them up, finish the game, then come back and get them. Problem solved.

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Agent Washington Maybe you should try that with Caboose. Would really help lower the amount of soldiers dying due to friendly fire.

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not so much a problem with freckles as his rifle

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agent Washington Oh, almost forgot about him. How's the homicidal AI doing?

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not so much homicidal as..trigger happy

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Agent Washington tried that with Ashley, did not work at all, never played the game again because of that... like really, no enemy near her, and no chance for them to reach her without noticing me... I'm just 10 seconds away from her and allready she is kidnapped.

  • @callaghan184
    @callaghan184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    not a companion, but the Druffalo from Dragon Age Inquisition that you have to herd back to its home.... damned thing moves so slow.

    • @TGCommander
      @TGCommander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jessica Callaghan That damn Druffalo never walked in the right direction as well.

    • @christinefarrell6438
      @christinefarrell6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is, however, invincible. You can actually use her as a back up tank on that really annoying rift if you go around the back way or run past it to get to her.

  • @SHARDK2
    @SHARDK2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Elizabeth in BioShock Infinite.
    She doesn't need self-preservation. Her charm and likability deflects bullets.

  • @empw14
    @empw14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way Andy screams "Leon!" makes me wonder whether he practices sounding like a young girl when no one is watching

  • @tidings8073
    @tidings8073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andy's "Leon" scream is wonderful. You should find a way to include it in a clip of character impersonations made by the team.

  • @WilliamDoheny
    @WilliamDoheny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wouldn't say Ashley Graham lacked self-preservation. It's more like she was a weak teenager with no idea how to defend herself.

    • @Baconomics101
      @Baconomics101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +William Doheny it's called running away. I'm pretty sure everyone should be able to do that.

    • @WilliamDoheny
      @WilliamDoheny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Baconomics101 Then she'd turn into a horror movie cliche by tripping in 5 feet.

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +William Doheny Heather Mason was a weak teenage girl and yet she picks up a gun and shoots a terrifying vagina creature to death. I'd pay so much money to make all escort teenage girls into Heather Mason.

  • @ThatIrishLass
    @ThatIrishLass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    So....Andy and Jane are dead?
    Bummer.
    All hail King Mike, though!

    • @TGCommander
      @TGCommander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mike had to restart the mission, we might miss a few videos tough, while he's doing that.

  • @CodyWelter
    @CodyWelter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Emma friggin' Emmerich from MGS2: Sons of Liberty. What's that Emma, you don't like bugs? Well this tranquilizer dart begs to differ.

  • @PatientBean
    @PatientBean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No One Lives Forever is probably one of my favorite games. Such simplicity, but yet has a nice story, nice gameplay that's challenging (somewhat) and a quirky, comic vibe. Liked the second one too. Kinda wish they had more out.

  • @alanjhonson2298
    @alanjhonson2298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She lists her permanent address as 'over the shoulder of a cultist' XD I love you guys

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard "stay out of the f-" and instantly assumed it was going to be "f***ing way" lol

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Quick question, though; why the hell hasn't NOLF been re-released on Steam or GOG yet? That game is awesome.

    • @outsidexbox
      @outsidexbox  8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Licensing issues. Warner own the rights but can't be bothered to let Night Dive Studios remake it apparently. For what it's worth, if you can eBay a copy it runs just fine on Windows 10 in compatibility mode.

    • @patrickharrison6293
      @patrickharrison6293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +outsidexbox not to bother you guys, but you're great. One of my favorite youtube channels. Great videos, consistent upload schedule, fun and like able jokes, etc. See you in future episodes an shows!

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Patrick Harrison ooohhh kiss ass ................. i feel the same way lol

    • @patrickharrison6293
      @patrickharrison6293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +daniel phillipson call me kiss ass, bit yeah, it's how I feel.

    • @outsidexbox
      @outsidexbox  8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aw you guys!

  • @SK98765
    @SK98765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending scene with you guys was what it was exactly like having to protect Krillin and Gohan in DB Xenoverse. I would lose over and over just because one of those idiots got themselves killed and ran away to where I couldn't protect them both.

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    do a video on best video game companions like
    Elizabeth
    Alyx Vance
    Lydia
    Veronica
    Dog Meat
    and don't forget the beloved Companion Cube

    • @TheEggplantComa
      @TheEggplantComa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about Quiet from MSGV?

    • @andrewcleary9952
      @andrewcleary9952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *BLACK*
      *IRON*
      *TARKUS*
      HE doesn't need YOUR help.

    • @banzar1529
      @banzar1529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Skel “Skeletor” etor HOW IS LYDIA GOOD SHE RUNS TO ATTACK THE ENEMY WHEN YOUR TRYING TO SNEAK

    • @RobotWithHumanHair.
      @RobotWithHumanHair. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Skel “Skeletor” etor No Boone?

    • @Jamie-rh1sv
      @Jamie-rh1sv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Skel “Skeletor” etor YASSS Dog meat!

  • @josephearp7180
    @josephearp7180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey, Jane's 'am I right, guys?' addiction seems to be getting worse with every video, am I right guys?

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No one lives forever was a brilliant game, exceeding the quality of most other shooters of that time. I am deeply saddened by the fact that it's relatively unknown.

    • @rosskwolfe
      @rosskwolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +xxDrain Heck, it exceeds the quality of most shooters today.

    • @Madvillain47
      @Madvillain47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +xxDrain One of the most underrated games of all time, loved the james bound 60's style setting, gameplay and story.

    • @Madvillain47
      @Madvillain47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Amadeus Eisenberg Seeing is how Austin Powers is a parody of James Bond both comparisons make sense.

    • @rosskwolfe
      @rosskwolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Amadeus Eisenberg Eh... You could say it takes inspiration from a lot of James Bond parodies: Matt Helm, Our Man Flint, Get Smart, or even The Man Who Knew Too Little. Parodying James Bond is hardly new to Austin Powers, It's been going on since the 60s.

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Can you guys do a "best" co-op characters to even things out? There is still a lot of good AI out there

    • @andrewcleary9952
      @andrewcleary9952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *BLACK IRON TARKUS*

    • @LetSwine
      @LetSwine 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Andrew Cleary yuss that damage tho

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite, can't die and even finds ammo and money for you.

    • @rickya9206
      @rickya9206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boone from F3.

    • @cheesiscool335444
      @cheesiscool335444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jon Baxter I love Ellie. She helps you in many ways including giving you ammo and health, shooting enemies, and throwing bricks at enemies. Tess is good, too, but she isn't always there.

  • @swskitso
    @swskitso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the only character I remember from vice city is lance because he pissed me off so much
    literally the hardest missions involve protecting or saving lance

  • @BlueAx
    @BlueAx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You have to save Jane! Andy is optional.

  • @flutterc4t524
    @flutterc4t524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LEON!

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where's Captain Keyes from Halo: Combat Evolved, as soon as you rescue him from the brig in the Truth and Reconciliation he runs up to the first enemy he kills to unload them with rounds from a needler... the alien weapon with ammo which explodes if enough rounds are fired at the same thing. Also he can't tell the difference between a dead body and a grenade.

  • @corybundy8349
    @corybundy8349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Mike help, you're not helping." xD

  • @KingOfThePlums
    @KingOfThePlums 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite was a perfect example of how do to escort characters. So there is now no excuse for characters like this.
    Thanks, Ken Levine!

  • @duuuuud198
    @duuuuud198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Um Natalya, didn't anyone tell you not to stand in the way of gunfire?

    • @rambojr6429
      @rambojr6429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No she missed that day in buddy training

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +duuuuud198 Maybe she thinks the bullets will go through her...

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Agent Washington Bullets will go through her, that doesn't mean it's going to end well..

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meant like a ghost..

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Agent Washington shes trans ghost

  • @DoubleScarlet
    @DoubleScarlet 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having only just discovered this channel, I'm worried there aren't enough hours in the day to watch all the videos!

  • @rnackson244
    @rnackson244 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video. When I played Goldeneye I usually cleared the base of enemies before freeing Natalie since her self-preservation skills was severe lacking.

  • @ronanrorok
    @ronanrorok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That one person on zombies who goes down on the first round...

    • @chungojungo7743
      @chungojungo7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ronan Kennedy I agree so much. But sometimes is not becouse they are bad, though. Sometimes the one who leaves the game is worst.

    • @RIPjkripper
      @RIPjkripper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ronan Kennedy my controller died. I AM SORRY!!!

    • @Bo0Mgameplaya
      @Bo0Mgameplaya 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM SORRY I WANTED TO GET THE POINTS! :(

  • @spiderjerusalem100
    @spiderjerusalem100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just shows that escort missions are never fun. So many times in games i've had to escort a brain dead A.I character who is actively trying to take a bullet to the head or you lose track of them only to find them running in to a wall so you have to reload a checkpoint.
    Gargh!!!!!

  • @ryanbates3364
    @ryanbates3364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HUGE thumbs up for bringing up No One Lives Forever! Great game no one brings up. Also, fawk that ambassador.

  • @nikbacon8875
    @nikbacon8875 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very enjoyable video, you guys are great

  • @TeryonTheHuman
    @TeryonTheHuman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really don't think Ashley was as terrible of an AI companion as everyone makes her out to be. All you really ever had to do was keep the enemies in front of you and her behind you

  • @hudesko5397
    @hudesko5397 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What is everyone's beef with Ashley? Buring my first playthrough of Resident Evil 4 Ashley got carried away resulting game over only twice and both times I blamed for myself getting careless. She always stays behind Leon when shooting and even crouches if Leon is aiming to her direction. Plus you can hide her to the trash bins and make her wait in a safe distance. Are people just ignoring these commands entirely?

    • @theboojahideen3551
      @theboojahideen3551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Hudesko Literally 10 seconds after first finding Ashley, i turn to knife a barrel and she runs into it and dies instantly.

    • @synthraofficial5366
      @synthraofficial5366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Logan Grimnar I know your pain. Let my friend play RE4 for 10 minuets and she shot Ashley out of irritation, messing up my perfect no death game...

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Hudesko Atleast Ashley AI is much better than Sheva. As one great reviewer compared them:
      "ASHLEY DUCK! (Ashley ducking) NOW SHEVA DUCK! (blam)"

  • @adaptabledisease
    @adaptabledisease 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are amazing! Would love to see you cover PC specific titles as well!

  • @The_Mandylorian
    @The_Mandylorian 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do 7 of the most helpful companions next and also great video oxbox

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ashley, as dense as she was, I would still have rather had her in RE5 than Sheva, just dear god Sheva. When I'm running away from my own AI companion with more fear than the enemy NPC's, something is wrong.

    • @deathtoisa
      @deathtoisa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHEVA, SHEVA, CMON, SHEVA, SHEVA, CMON! *(7000 years pass)* "Okay Chris"

  • @hungcalivn
    @hungcalivn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mike help... Your not helping

    • @ARMEDRUSSIAN
      @ARMEDRUSSIAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're*

    • @sundayzzz3794
      @sundayzzz3794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your not helping armed

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those tiny yells in the background made me laugh my ass off. Still does, actually.

  • @MrErnieDevlin
    @MrErnieDevlin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is probably the first, recent N.O.L.F related video that I have seen in quite some time.
    Although the whole mission was a joke, I want to say, thank you for including it.
    Hopefully, this game license is released from copyright limbo before I am an old man.

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ashley ducks out of the way when you aim near her, she'll stay by your side until you tell her where to stay or hide, she operates a big old truck to destroy doors, she alerts you to a giant rock to use on an El Gigante, can reach places Leon can't, can operate switches so Leon can focus on killing the enemies, and is able to solve puzzles and kill some enemies on her segment, but she's a 20 year old woman with no self defense training, but she has plenty of self preservation, she just can't do much to defend herself from the Ganados, it's not like she grew up as the daughter of the president, at most her father was president for eight years by the time RE4 takes place, six of which were in between racoon city and when she was kidnapped by Krauser.

  • @augsburgermatt
    @augsburgermatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Where was Lydia in this list?

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Now we need one with useful companions... I nominate DD and Quiet

    • @thomashenry4588
      @thomashenry4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +naxo Delta Squad in Republic Commando

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would nominate Elizabeth if she didn't constantly yell "BOOKER, CATCH!".

    • @ginganinja84
      @ginganinja84 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fawkes form fallout 3,even I couldn't kill him at level 30.

    • @jklhjkhjl
      @jklhjkhjl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +naxo liara t'soni mass effect

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ozza lowes Personally a adept Shepard can do everything she can do and better Wrex from ME1 is a better choice as he is a power house of boitic and straight up combat.

  • @ForeverToraDora
    @ForeverToraDora 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Outside Xbox video? Nice way to complete the day.

  • @nimakendatty3101
    @nimakendatty3101 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funniest part (in my opinion) is at 4:36 when Jane says "F**kin' Amy." Jane, you and the guys are 103.25901 percent AWESOME! Please keep up the great work.

  • @baconprisons
    @baconprisons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow im not the only one who does know of no one lives forever? thats a first

  • @urble
    @urble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    one time i played vice city, i acedently shot a car and lance went up to the car and decided to shot it with a sawed of shotgun until it explodes.
    that didnt go so well

  • @Mich384
    @Mich384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Based on your recent Syndicate video it looks like Henry Green might turn out to be a good runner-up XD I expect to love him, but his headlong running into danger (and carriages) was pretty hilarious.

  • @neilpatrick3281
    @neilpatrick3281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Captain Miller from metro 2033. The man can clearly see that there are still enemies in a area but does not care and moves forward. He also must still believe in Stalin's order 66 as he never retreats when the two of you are clearly out matched.

    • @ginganinja84
      @ginganinja84 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That mission was a pain on hardcore mode.

  • @iissacc
    @iissacc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Most overpowered companions now?

    • @natebumpus9677
      @natebumpus9677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lydia from skyrim

    • @Thatoneguywhoexistsinthisworld
      @Thatoneguywhoexistsinthisworld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boone. He kills everything before I even get a chance to shoot.

    • @ThatIrishLass
      @ThatIrishLass 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +That one guy who exists in this world Definitely Boone, yeah. It's why I always grab him in NV.

    • @Thatoneguywhoexistsinthisworld
      @Thatoneguywhoexistsinthisworld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      johnmailloux Don't get me wrong Fawkes is OP, but Boone snipes their faces before I even know they exist.

    • @ThatIrishLass
      @ThatIrishLass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +That one guy who exists in this world Yeah, I'll be walking along, minding my own business, and suddenly I get a slow-mo sequence from Boone of some raider getting his head blown off.

  • @Yceb0x
    @Yceb0x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh, people still mad about Ashley from Resident Evil? When will they learn? Two words:
    B*TCH - DUMPSTER ;)

    • @ShotgunMcgoo
      @ShotgunMcgoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wouldn't be a problem if dumpsters were around more in the game

    • @animangacircle
      @animangacircle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The "Bitch button." It's "Bitch, wait" or "Bitch, let's go."
      Best Rooster teeth ever

  • @bretthurst5716
    @bretthurst5716 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i havnt even watched this yet and i know its going to be good

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ashley is actually probably the best escort quest in all of video games.
    She's actually a factor in gameplay (unlike The Last of Us and Bioshock Infinite), but it's impossible to accidentally shoot her (when she's not over a cultist's shoulder) because she ducks when you pull out your gun and gets behind you when she can. Also, you can put her in a bin, clear out all the baddies, then come back for her later.

  • @DinoDive
    @DinoDive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your friend in minecraft who does not know how to play and you spend the whole sit in telling them how to do stuff and end up killing yourself because you are so board

    • @ijustintime4u2bui46
      @ijustintime4u2bui46 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then they get mad at you for not doing anything

    • @rageoftyrael
      @rageoftyrael 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dino Dive
      You're doing it wrong. You just leave them to their own devices while you do all the work, lol. It allows them to figure out a lot of it on their own, and you can just answer any questions they have. Of course, if you see them doing something stupid like using a pickaxe on dirt, feel free to correct them.

    • @Fireheart318
      @Fireheart318 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one person invited me to their realm. I taught them the best technique for mining diamonds: Y level 11, dog a one block wide tunnel leaving a two block space between each tunnel. He left one space. Sorry but, learn some Minecraft already

    • @moistman926
      @moistman926 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fireheart318 Sorry but, learn some spelling already.

    • @Fireheart318
      @Fireheart318 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dig, not dog

  • @CapsLockKeyon
    @CapsLockKeyon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to work for you guys behind the scenes. :D Been a fan of your work for such a long time :D

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought Ashley was that bad of an escortee. She actually has the sense to either get behind you or duck and cover when you start shooting, and most of the time when she gets grabbed it's because the level designers came up with another way to separate the two of you (though at least they eventually provide dumpsters for her to hide in until the firefight's over.)

  • @gaskinforeman303
    @gaskinforeman303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ahhh... Help.. Mike help... You arn't helping...."

  • @meganvincent5381
    @meganvincent5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:36 wow even now that facial animation looks great!

  • @zachdavis7002
    @zachdavis7002 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish they'd make a part two of this video it's my favorite

  • @IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE
    @IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember that being the first mission out side the training in no one lives forever. i played that game back in the day and i was like 7 and didn't know what to do. never got past that mission

  • @danevans3333
    @danevans3333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    of course andy and jane need protection you've got that many death traps in the bloody studio

  • @TheRadim333
    @TheRadim333 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff in this video as usual :D But i think you should do a list of all the good companions in games :D for example Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite :D and BTW you forgot Joe from Mafia 2.... that constantly-drunk idiot is somehow dying all the bloody time :D

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never had that problem with Natalya on my playthroughs. She was almost invincible against enemy bullets, so whenever she wandered between me and the enemy soldiers I was like "Cover me!" and side-stepped behind her to shoot them. She was like a moving shield for me.
    And I need to slip "undead conga-line" in to conversations more often.

  • @chenry7084
    @chenry7084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sydney from FO3, not technically a companion, I think, but can help you in one mission, where she will die almost instantly. Of course if you want her to live you can clear out all of the supermutants and traps first by going in through the back door, but that kind of defeats the purpose.

  • @avatareternal3204
    @avatareternal3204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really? Ashley in RE 4? I'd put her near if not at the very top of best video games escorts ever. Barring something like 2 instances in the game, you can have hang back somewhere safe, stick right behind you where the bullets aren't happening or just go hide in a dumpster while you murder all the things.
    She's even smart enough to duck when you point a weapon at her. And if that's somehow not enough in a new game+ you an put her in a suit of armor that makes her immune to all damage and too heavy for the Ganados to carry off. I never use the armor because the clanking she makes with every step would drive me loony in 5 minutes but it makes her a damn good zombie distraction for people who can somehow stand all the noise.

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how at the end, the objective box is a font used in Saints row and the health bars from Vice City

  • @RmsThakoer
    @RmsThakoer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm gonna throwback to Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, and give a shoutout to Farah. Her and her bow. Shoots the Prince at the most inopportune times, stands in the middle of the battlefield shooting her bow instead of finding someplace safe to snipe from.

  • @Stealthgod442
    @Stealthgod442 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello outside Xbox I just got finished playing the first level of resident evil two revelations and it had way more jump scares then anything I've ever played so I really encourage you to look into that game. I swear I almost peed myself about four times.

  • @danielc9635
    @danielc9635 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually enjoyed that NOLF mission. You enjoy a game more when you start out with a sniper rifle ;-) Plus it was fun to see how many headshots you could get in that turkey shoot.

  • @Ninjat126
    @Ninjat126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm gonna quote Michael from Achievement Hunter here. Ashley's great. If she gets kidnapped, it's because you, the highly-trained antimonster specialist, has decided to leave the teenage girl unattended in a monster infested hellhole.
    Also, a bug lets her suplex cultists in that little section where she's playable.

  • @kysock
    @kysock 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "More snipers then a Call of Duty deathmatch" Now that's cleaver.

  • @rubygloommel8850
    @rubygloommel8850 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mayu from Fatal Frame/Project Zero II - loved to not only stand around and get attacked, but stand around in such a way so you couldn't actually get the ghost with your camera and save her. Not to mention the fact that the whole game is her basically running off and you having to go save her - the whole game!

  • @WrathOfJigglypuff
    @WrathOfJigglypuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oooooh is that a cheeky end plate I see?

  • @bennyboynds1855
    @bennyboynds1855 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    one you forgot was the POWs in conflict Desert storm.
    trying to get rid of a tank while 3 POWs are running around you and someones they try to say hi to enemies

  • @DavidGossettMusic
    @DavidGossettMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what else could have made this list.... horses in Skyrim. Way too many times have I walked out of a city to see my trusty steed battling a dragon.... by himself... half a mile away....

  • @kjubus88
    @kjubus88 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    another one from vice city - the bank heist. the MOST DIFFICULT PART of it was, when you drive to the bank, stop your cab on the other side of the road, and HAVE TO WALK THOSE NITWITS ACROSS A 4 LANE ROAD! man, how many times did i have to repeat this mission just because of them getting run over...

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    #2 love how the way to prevent that is to put her in a suit of armor that makes her too heavy to lift

  • @oussamahankach8186
    @oussamahankach8186 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this made my day

  • @michaelstephens664
    @michaelstephens664 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Red DocMartens Andy? Well done sir!

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The crazy dog guy from Earth worm Jim is named Peter?!
    That is so cute!

  • @Loredad13
    @Loredad13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen Lydia mentioned a couple of times so I'm throwing my 2 cents in with Sydney from Fallout 3. Sydney, ac of paper, hp of glass, Sydney.
    "Watch out! I've planted landmines all over this room. Here, let me run over here and show you where they are."
    "Oh, you're going to shoot that super mutant brute with your shotgun? Here, just let me jump in front of the barrel as you pull the trigger."
    "This room is full of flammable gas? Well I'll just run in there while that robot fires its laser."
    Effing Sydney.

  • @Midnight_Rein
    @Midnight_Rein 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Narrows eyes at every Non-Quest companion in Skyrim.*
    See these? You DON'T follow their steps, Mkay?
    I'm tired of loosing my Pack Mule in the middle of a crypt.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't you just love those titles that tell you that you'll like the video before you even click the thumbnail?

  • @RTS-wg7ut
    @RTS-wg7ut 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eileen Galvin from _Silent Hill 4: The Room_. She *literally* walks to her death in this game if you don't save her in time, and before then, if you give her a too long-range weapon, she'll throw herself into combat often and get possessed more quickly as she takes more damage. The higher the possession, the faster she shuffles to the gyroscopic, blood-soaked Death Machine.

  • @wynbleston
    @wynbleston 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recently played Dead Rising 1 again and was reminded of the incredible stress involved with ecorting survivors back to the security room. Every 5 seconds "Frank!! Frank!!". (Sigh) If I didn't need the PP .............................

  • @Jako98145
    @Jako98145 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I nominate Emma Emmerich (MGS 2) and Eva (MGS 3)
    Emma was the bane of my existence with her inability to swim or walk. And that sniper part! Gah, especially trying it with the PSG 1-T...
    And we can't forget Eva with her inability to run, her insatiable hunger, and her proclivity toward getting caught while going prone.

  • @cmm07r
    @cmm07r 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one I had trouble with was Lian Xing in Syphon Filter 2. There is a mission where you have to rescue her and she has no armor and has a small pistol. Instead of staying behind Logan, she just walks out into the fire fight like nothing is wrong. Then, when she tries to help, she couldn't hit the moon at point blank range.

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    totally forgotten about no one lives forever that was awesome

  • @JohnSmith-ds3hd
    @JohnSmith-ds3hd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this makes me appreciate Elizabeth from Bioshock infinite a heck of a lot more.

  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always use the Special 2 outfit while playing Resident Evil 4 so I don't have to worry about Ashley. That outfit choice puts her in knights armor which means she can't be killed or carried away.

  • @Layk35
    @Layk35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched like 5 episodes today, I think I overdosed.

  • @jonasbrm
    @jonasbrm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I imagine the depleting health bar as the character, sitting perfectly still, stabbing him/her self with a knife until you are within range. Then they Patch themselves up afterwards....

  • @anthony1234dunne1
    @anthony1234dunne1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats a lovely Orla Kiely top!