The fact that the parental restrictions just doesn't care about someone casually stealing valuable resources from a village but restricts the player from eating bread is funny to me and I can't explain why.
"Can I rob this villager?" "Well, okay, sure." "Can I eat bread?" "Obviously not! You disgust me! Every atrocity you have commited is not as bad as this!"
For those that want help with that math problem in 1:08, 2x + 7 = 11 because the x next to 2 is another two (and in this equation rule, the letter just close to the number becomes another number used for multiplication) Basically x = 2, and 2 times 2 = 4, where in conclusion, 4 + 7 = 11
this is why i have 1 friend. I'm an introvert. and all of my friends from last 2 years are gone except one. Who I can;t even talk everyday because my parents don't want me to. And I can't even have friends online too because i can't play anything.
If this ever happened you already know that the game creators hackers and modders would team up just this once to get rid of parental controls once and for all
I just like how the parent controls restrict you on eating something unhealthy but they don’t give restrictions of stealing from a village especially how even diamonds are very valuable in real life and they let them steal it in Minecraft LOL
My parent's also think playing with strangers is dangerous although i still do it secretly . It's really heartwarming to see I'm not the only teen suffering from this situation.
The big brain play is to quit Minecraft temporarily, learn to program and give your parents work and antidepressants restrictions saying that it is recommended to get an hour of exercise a day and that taking drugs is wrong.
I love how this dude was just trying to get gunpowder at night time and then his parents were like "Nope not gonna happen, you're going straight to bed young man"
@@zoindexter gregs a sociopath, manny is a psycopath, susan is a controlling and entited wife and mother, frank is a negectful dad and rodrick sometimes bullies greg
@@sciencewizard2861 in a few lore vids rodrick is the only normal one, everything else i agree, especially manny and susan, greg being a sociopath is probably from people treating him like garbage, the world has created a monster
Disregard the rules and find workarounds 1- swords are crap anyway just use an axe 2- push animals off high surfaces so YOU technically don't harm them 3- baked potatoes are your next best food source of you want plants until you can acquire enough gold for golden carrots. 4- ignore the book. There was no penalty for destroying it. 5- sit your dog down outside so you don't have to "walk" it again. 6- commit manslaughter on the villagers when you're not allowed to mine in Minecraft so they know who they're dealing with. 7- just click leave the bed or destroy it when going mob hunting. 8- if Minecraft were made by parents there shouldn't be any server option. Use this argument against them. 9- the nether portal thing can be disabled in settings. 10- if it's your Minecraft account then you should have the screentime password. The fact you don't have it means that the devs (your parents) are purposefully keeping your own info away from you and I think that's illegal. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
The video was really cool! I laughed really hard when you had "bedtime" and for some reason I should have seen it coming. I'm grown and my parents still want me in bed early.
My parents actually banned me from playing Minecraft because i went on hypixel and they were like: WHO THE FÆCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?! And I tried to explain but of course they think I'm 4 years old and banned me from playing on servers AND the game in itself because they thought that Minecraft was just online servers. That sucks.
I want this to be an actual mod people can download. You can’t use swords, being underground for too long starts to damage you, the nether is inaccessible, etc… And all the popups happen too. And if nobody else is going to make it…
i like how it says something about bread being unhealthy but it didn't say anything about taking the diamonds, bread, and iron which is definitely not theft
If my parents actually made it I'm pretty sure I'd be able to do probably 10 fold of what you can normally do in Minecraft but then again that's probably for most parents
On parents mode then you shouldn't be able to loot villages since that's stealing and your parents wouldn't want you to steal. BONUS: When you get some of the food from the seeds then you need to replant them to be *nice* .
I hate when my screen time runs out :(
Try to make this a data pack for every to beat. I bet you won’t do it
2nd reply and early.
@@death-istic9586 like my comment
@@IconicPlushStars no
im very greatfull that this isnt in realy life or i wouldnt play minecraft
The fact that the parental restrictions just doesn't care about someone casually stealing valuable resources from a village but restricts the player from eating bread is funny to me and I can't explain why.
Person robbing an innocent villager: I sleep
Person trying to not starve: *Real [Blacklisted By Parental Controls]?*
Maybe it was his own house?
Parent was probably a karen
i was expenting it to happen
( it havning a pop up thing for robing)
"Eat a rainbow"
Sounds like skittles is controlling Minecraft not the parents
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
It was funny to me how the parental controls thinks eating bread is more of an issue than stealing from villager chests lol
We meet again TH-cam lover
Says a lot about exploitation of natives (jk)
Ha same
Copied
Hello
2:03 "DO YOU THINK IM FOUR"
Made me laughing around the table
: )
right that had me rolling on the ceiling
This video sucks.
This video sucks
Would be greater if the server could say, "Stealing is a bad thing" when he was looting food and diamonds
I literally thought it would say that but it did not
Same
Yeah
THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT LOL
that is what Phoebe said!
"Can I rob this villager?"
"Well, okay, sure."
"Can I eat bread?"
"Obviously not! You disgust me! Every atrocity you have commited is not as bad as this!"
The parents: you are free to do crime me: i would kill the parents
"Can I break a tree?"
"Well okay, sure."
*Gets a stick from the tree*
"You have a weapon!...."
"But y..."
"No buts you are getting a time out!"
SAME
Mom wants u to be criminal
“Can I start WW3?”
“Yes.”
“Can I breathe?”
“No! Never can a million years can I let you do that! You are grounded for life!”
i respect this guy, he did his homework before playing
It was a heroic sacrifice he made. Amen.
I always complete my homework before playing.
I never lol
This video sucks.
homework is shit
For those that want help with that math problem in 1:08, 2x + 7 = 11 because the x next to 2 is another two (and in this equation rule, the letter just close to the number becomes another number used for multiplication)
Basically x = 2, and 2 times 2 = 4, where in conclusion, 4 + 7 = 11
bruh that was easy
If you need help with this problem and you’re a teen, you should probably contact your teacher for help.
This is just basic algebra
It’s literally easy math. I already knew it was 2 from the start.
so when ever the x is next to a number for ex: "7" thats the number x is?
I love when the parents don’t care about stealing but they care about eating healthy food.
@FemonicRBLX how is that related to the comment???
Immobiliser
Mmmmn
Mmmm smartie
@FemonicRBLX you have one video
I love how the parents are completely fine with theft and robbery
That's how you know this is incorrect.
I want to Make a Video Called “If TH-cam was Controlled by Parents”.
Yea ikr
but they dont allow you to eat bread 💀
0:30 stupid restrictions, don’t work on me! Last words before going to timeout
0:46 I literally thought the game was going to say: “Stealing is bad!”
same
same
Same and it should have
this is why i have 1 friend. I'm an introvert. and all of my friends from last 2 years are gone except one. Who I can;t even talk everyday because my parents don't want me to. And I can't even have friends online too because i can't play anything.
Same lol
I love how Grian sitting in a boat was what came up for ‘how to get rid of parental controls Minecraft java’
Boatem is the key to everything
This video sucks.
@@d_ricey9350 what
“It’s your BEDTIME” had me dying, I bet it was 6 pm
@Carl are you a nocturnal human
@Carl 9 am wtf?
@Carl Seriously, dude? Why 9:00 AM?
@@cauldron1291 r/woosh
@@edgecrow5078 r/woosh
parents: U are in timeout for harming animals
parents at dinner: eating chicken
Amazing video!
Only one reply in a verified wow i will cherish this moment.
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@@Revztetic its selled account sh1t
Amazing video!
Fun Fact: If he didn’t harm that pig then he would beat the game.
@Shanzoo Gaming He wouldn't have lost an hour of screen time and would've been able to beat the game before he had run out of screen ti
but he wouldve starved
@@smayansahu1070 But he could make fruit and veggies or anything else that doesn’t have animal product in it
Xd
Vegan teacher
That's the person who did it
Mincraft character: breaths
Parents: *sorry, but your scene time has run out.*
Yep
@FemonicRBLX ratio bozo
@Guaak8 v2 what is that mean?
0:14 looks like that herobrine photo
Except it's flipped around
"Nothing beats playing some good ol' minecraft after after a long week." So, so, relatable.
If this ever happened you already know that the game creators hackers and modders would team up just this once to get rid of parental controls once and for all
Easier solution:
*Everyone becomes orphans*
Yay
@@sdmedia1323 Batman time
Or well, someone, like say, microsoft or mojang, makes a version with none that secretly comes with the parental version as resistance.
I like how the parents didn’t put him in timeout for stealing from the villager’s house lol
Ye bro that's what i thought they would have do lol
Never tame a wolf when parental controls are on
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS :]
Maybe they own that village
If the Vegan teacher took control of Minecraft's parental controls:
“You got a 89 on your test?? Now I am very mad.”
*spawns 20 withers and explodes the house*
Mode: Peaceful, Mobs cannot spawn.
Cheats: Mob griefing: Off.
No, 89 is still low for this meme
How about 99?
the "you are in time out beacuse of hurting an animal" sounds like ThatVeganTeacher
Like for real why is nobody talking about it
fr 💀💀💀
plot twist: the parent is thatveganteacher
@@Vidboyloy big spoiler plot twistus twister: *thatveganteacher is a racist slime*
When i saw the thumbnail i thought that lol
What mom thinks the strangers will do to me online: mentally harm and make me commit dir
What they actually do: hey, wanna be friends?
Yeah, and friends is from strangers.
All my friends are complete strangers from around the world and if I showed them they're my friends they'll definitely beat me up
Hey i want to be friends with kirby holding a knife
@@CrazycatASG same
Well of course they don't want you with friends, Friends loosen their control
It just keeps getting better and better
I just like how the parent controls restrict you on eating something unhealthy but they don’t give restrictions of stealing from a village especially how even diamonds are very valuable in real life and they let them steal it in Minecraft LOL
Aaaaaaaaa
Yeah I was about to comment that lol
Parents: no harming animals
Parents:lets eat some steak
Also pork and chicken and egg
Literally
are you saying everyone who is a parent is a vegan?
@@JeremyHale141 no but they contradict themselves several times
Parents: No harming animals!!!1!!1!1
Also parents: WHY WON'T YOU EAT STEAK WHY ARE YOU SO PICKY YOU LITTLE KID
The harming animals one would be a “what if that vegan teacher was a parent who controlled minecraft”
I bet he was born by the vegan teacher
akill himm
@@Plbk76_hi_
I love the
“DO YOU THINK I’M FOUR?”
0:50 lol I love how he didn't get punished for stealing but he gets punished for eating bread
“ Nothing beats playing some good old Minecraft ”
Parental Controls: *hehe boi*
Why don't we get some sword,bow n arrows and Shields and go kill parental controls
@@Plbk76 kit?
" You are timed out for harming animals "
Also the parent: We are going to have barbeque for tonight
Lol
@RobloxUser WHAT
@@_NotAlvina_ WHAT
Parents:eats meat
Vegan teacher: out of my way I'm gonna raid Mojang and take over so we can't harm animals
Also the parent: Sure just rob innocent people
2:43 NOOOOOOOoOO- got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My parent's also think playing with strangers is dangerous although i still do it secretly . It's really heartwarming to see I'm not the only teen suffering from this situation.
Now we need a video of him yelling at his parents for everything
YES
They would probably lock him in a bedrock prison in minecraft forever
@@viperlord487 well if it was 1 block thick it would take 10 minutes
@@Ihaveagasmask maybe
Omy
Wouldn't this be an interesting mod? I think it would be quite a fun challenge
You think so? I say no!
NO!
It would be try nit to get angry and destroy sonething challenge
@@ftg_elementyx8746 you mean Not. Also, exactly.
@@zlectro6434why so angry
I'm surprised it didn't say "NO STEALING! GIVE IT BACK AND SAY SORRY OR U HAVE TIME OUT!"
Legends say he is still trying to figure out his screen time password...
me in a nutshell
Edit: guessed it lol
another legends said that he doed of anger and hatrid towards humanity
The big brain play is to quit Minecraft temporarily, learn to program and give your parents work and antidepressants restrictions saying that it is recommended to get an hour of exercise a day and that taking drugs is wrong.
I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
My parent doesnt want to do do me anything and they do everything so i told the thid is not fare so than they became good to me
@@gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035 godzilla had a stroke reading this and died
When they were hitting the tree down i thought they were gonna get a warning for deforestation lmao
That would be a TOTAL NIGHTMARE IF IT WAS CONTROLLED BY PARENTS
2:16, I love how sb737 is advertised with 2200 in hardcore!
I was expecting it to say “ stop, dont steal! ” when he took the items from the village 😂.
I love how this dude was just trying to get gunpowder at night time and then his parents were like "Nope not gonna happen, you're going straight to bed young man"
Strict af
@@Plbk76 what is af bruh
This would basically be Walt controlling Beluga's Minecraft gameplay
"If Minecraft was controlled by PARENTS"
Parents: *That will be our next goal* MWAHAHAHA
No! >:(
Make your own account and set up your device on your own don’t let them get a foothold and don’t tell them your passwords
How do i change my password
*switches to roblox*
@@DaLilZero Me knowing that parents control Minecraft: *TAKE ME WITH YOU!!*
When parents make rules like that, few things within the rules are enjoyable
Yup
@@drpro5762drop
You had me DYING at 2:22!!! “What’s up guys marsupial testacle here”
It's pronounced testicle
@@ChuloBaby r.i.p-offNina?
0:44 love how stealing is encouraged but 10 seconds later it’s back
And then he complained to his parents and got banned from single player too. And then he tried to complain to Mojang, but was caught.
No one:
Greg Heffily's mother be like in the books
@@zoindexter gregs a sociopath, manny is a psycopath, susan is a controlling and entited wife and mother, frank is a negectful dad and rodrick sometimes bullies greg
@@o31075 greg is a parent!?!?!?!?!?!
@@sciencewizard2861 in a few lore vids rodrick is the only normal one, everything else i agree, especially manny and susan, greg being a sociopath is probably from people treating him like garbage, the world has created a monster
“Is stealing from villagers legal?”
“Yes”
“Is eating bread legal?”
“ *absolutely illegal! You’re grounded, no screen time for a month!* ”
“Marsupial Testicle here!” BRUH 😂😂
"Playing online with strangers is extremely dangerous"
Ma'am he is a grown man who makes videos and he can play with strangers because he is a man
@Alžbeta Barcalová im nine and i play on servers
He can play servers if he wants to
Including Ey.
"Extremely Dangerous" means that if you share your password with strangers, instead of getting scammed, your entire family will die.
I want this to be a data pack lol.
im making that rn
OK boy
@@stephaniesairpods6431 yes
NO YOU DON'T
Ok but that's annoying
Love it how they litreally killed a tree apart of nature and the parents just accepted it
@Landon maybe
@Landon but grass dosent do anyhting its just furniture for our gardens
@@spacecorespaccccce2582 grass screams for help when you cut it and it also generates oxygen
@@sciencewizard2861 yes
Parents forget deforestation
If my dad controlled Minecraft, he would straight up make a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. He ain't afraid of some tall black men.
Disregard the rules and find workarounds
1- swords are crap anyway just use an axe
2- push animals off high surfaces so YOU technically don't harm them
3- baked potatoes are your next best food source of you want plants until you can acquire enough gold for golden carrots.
4- ignore the book. There was no penalty for destroying it.
5- sit your dog down outside so you don't have to "walk" it again.
6- commit manslaughter on the villagers when you're not allowed to mine in Minecraft so they know who they're dealing with.
7- just click leave the bed or destroy it when going mob hunting.
8- if Minecraft were made by parents there shouldn't be any server option. Use this argument against them.
9- the nether portal thing can be disabled in settings.
10- if it's your Minecraft account then you should have the screentime password. The fact you don't have it means that the devs (your parents) are purposefully keeping your own info away from you and I think that's illegal.
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
Would 10 also be solved by crashing minecraft then restart it again?
@@ScorpioneOrzion
Yes
I don't think all of these would work
@@kipy_mudkip
Do you have any better ideas?
Me: deletes Minecraft
Parents:GOD DAMN IT WE FAILED
Next day when he tries to get netherite: his mum: DO THE DISHES
0:32 That is what That Vegan Teacher would do if she owned Minecraft
That Vegan Teacher raised our parents probably
The vegan teacher
AT IT AGAIN
blocking people from eating meat
@@ilovecakecanihaveapiece probably
She would make mobs invincible instead
" _Eat a rainbow_ " -❤🧡💛💚💙💜 got me- 00:55
The video was really cool! I laughed really hard when you had "bedtime" and for some reason I should have seen it coming. I'm grown and my parents still want me in bed early.
Oh so I'm not the only one suffering from that.
Bedtime early? Is it because of school or something?
@@agathaleticia2096 yeah it is. They think I will suffer from early morning toxicity (talking back; bad attitudes; etc)
@@genesis9934 I mean, it's really common with me since my school time starts at 7 AM
Parents when u play mario: I sleep
When u play minecraft: R E A L S H I T
My parents actually banned me from playing Minecraft because i went on hypixel and they were like: WHO THE FÆCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?! And I tried to explain but of course they think I'm 4 years old and banned me from playing on servers AND the game in itself because they thought that Minecraft was just online servers. That sucks.
@@doem_0.1 alt+tab : your wish is my command
@@doem_0.1 tell them to delete the servers and just do single player
@@fluttershy1529 here is the thing single player is a local server
Ouh, sorry
That notification speed tho...
"YOU THINK IM FOUR!?" that was too relatable as a 10 year old lol
I want this to be an actual mod people can download.
You can’t use swords, being underground for too long starts to damage you, the nether is inaccessible, etc… And all the popups happen too.
And if nobody else is going to make it…
i might as well learn mod making so i could make it
But why
@@R4inbowSt4rs some people are masochists
@@generalyido D:’
@@R4inbowSt4rs i wont im too lazy and it would be bad
Would love a sequel to this.
No need now, Microsoft is making it reality for us
@@encolumned no sorry sucks
1:00 I thought the parents will say no stealing.
Same 💀
Same
*would
Same
Same
This is actually so true 😂, Good video
2:43 So funny!!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That part genuinely hurt me lol
1:59
Me: *Uses Sans Spare on Parents*
* The Parents' HP dropped to 0 in under 1 second*
Imagine playing roblox and my parents do this
@@phuonganhnguyenngoc1745damn
love how his parents didn't care about him stealing from a village house
what it should actually be called is “ if that vegan teacher controlled Minecraft “
Chuck: Nothing beats playing some good old minecraft
Screen: Finish your homework
Also Chuck: AYO WHAT THE FU-
thats the best line
0:08
Alternatively: Mom also parent controls TH-cam and now you have no idea how to disable it
I like how he cant eat bread but put wheat seeds in his farm lol
Parents: Bread not Healthy
Children: Bread is Healthy
0:40 This has to be the vegan teacher.
True. 😂
@@maea7227😂😂😂😂
kids: it's just a game
parents: *thinks that their son is actually inside the matrix*
the fact that he didnt get a warning for getting rid of the math books 😂😂
lol
@@robotinik0hey lm40
i like how it says something about bread being unhealthy but it didn't say anything about taking the diamonds, bread, and iron which is definitely not theft
Which is worse stealing or eating. In a parents mind stealing is better than eating bread.
@@Zyler-j4y_❤Lover❤_
I like how why Nether and sword exist if it's 100% Friendly game.
“Hypixel sounds pretty good right now”
Me: “Ah yes, Hi Pickle, my favourite server”
👋🥒
@@heehee5920 *shows image of a cucumber*
@@heehee5920 huh
2:00 that part is soo accurate like, my mom forced me to delete tumblr because of a normal RolePlay session
S. U. S
And Halloween is basically a joke to them if they give you advice never take candies from strangers.
Im subbing to this guys bro, he is just way too relatable and funny bro
Parents be like:
“Your in timeout for not touching grass in real life”
1:15 that answer is x=2
no x=x. the answer is 2
@@DavidGaming69lol fr
Basic algebra : 2with a variable it means times x, soo 2x2 : 4+7 : 11 ✅
I love how they don’t restrict you from stealing stuff from villagers
Same
*HOT DAYS!
Duh
If my parents actually made it I'm pretty sure I'd be able to do probably 10 fold of what you can normally do in Minecraft but then again that's probably for most parents
When he took the stuff from the chest in the villager's house I thought he'd be send into timeout for stealing other people's stuff lol
On parents mode then you shouldn't be able to loot villages since that's stealing and your parents wouldn't want you to steal.
BONUS: When you get some of the food from the seeds then you need to replant them to be *nice* .
Who are you?
What is your profile picture dude?
I don't remember you! 😔
LOL! 😂
Your sus! 😂
1:20 This is funny in an unexplainable way
Keep It Up :) I luv ur videos!! Especially on Friday nights after a long week
Notch:that's enough time for you owning Minecraft,you didn't know you had a limited time,parents.
Parents:NOOO!!!!!
0:15 herobrine seed lol
OmG IM So ScArEd
@@NorangeTV aAaAAAaaAHhHhH1!1!!11!1!1!1!!1
😳
OH NO I AM SCARED PRESS THE RED BUTTON PRESS THE RED BUTTON THIS IS THE MOST TERRIBLE THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SET THE ALARM ON!!!!!!!
OH NoOoOoOOoOiOooO IOAOIAOAOAOAAHAIwjIIuUyyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYYyHHhHhHhHh HeLEP
YAY YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!
"Can i steal from villagers?"
"Eh sure"
"Can i eat bread"
*"I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS"* *pulls out slipper*
Parents: chuck stop
Me: no
Mika_kit: why
Catty: hey Rosie wanna play
Rosie: sure
Catty: let’s go
Rosie: bye guys
Mika_kit: wtf