If Minecraft Was Like Real Life...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ส.ค. 2022
- If Minecraft Was Like Real Life. This is a super funny video.
Thanks to @bobbobby9886 @Sipover for helping
This is not when you visit your old minecraft world, when a fortnite player plays minecraft, if minecraft was controlled by your parents, if minecraft gave you life advice, minecraft speedrunner vs $1,000,000 MrBeast Challenge, if mr beast did a minecraft speedrun vs 5 hunters, or any video like that. This is if minecraft was like real life. - เกม
The tax collected burning the loot was so triggering
Pretty accurate for what the government does with our taxes
i was soooo triggered i put all my treasures in my Ender Chest xD
I was cried in the inside
True
Goverment is scaming just stealing our cash
the fact that he's homeless but he still needs to pay his taxes
I guess u have to pay just to live in the.same planet
@@Boogy-O-Bryson yeah lol
That's what I thought :D lol
lol true
Yea+ just let them rob like gta😅
this isnt even a game anymore. its basically just real life without the breaking bones mod
He stole this from Branzy
The only thing missing is not being able to chop trees with your fists-
It is basically real life except for the fact that Minecraft is made of blocks.
True
Next step would be that you need a mining permit and a smelting permit. And then a living permit
i dont have a living permit
@@thatscringebro644 Well thats bad : 50 years jail
Well,thats going to be implemented soon in the real life(the living permit)
@@JustSomeoneOutThereInTheWorld But do you have a prison permit?
@@thatscringebro644 damn just go to the living room
3:06 LMAO🤣
3:07 basically describes a governmet’s tax system.
Fr bro
If EA owned Minecraft, I can see them doing this but making you pay to get more ability's
nah it woulda been pay to live
@@cutestqtpie9 LOL🤣
If I could play it I'd make the character half the size of a normal player in game
A player is 6'2.
Oooooh 🙃
@@trickshotsquirrel bro what the f- how is a normal person THAT TALL? 1 block is 3 met. right? since we are 2 blocks
@@Shiniecaballos 1 block is 1 meter. A minecraft player is a little less that 2 blocks. If you do the math it's 6'2"
@@trickshotsquirrel O
This was to real. Way more real than any of the "I made Minecraft realistic"
featuring: hyperinflation, scam, permits, taxes and more absolute bullshit
1:56
In the UK, that is true. You need a licence to fish. The fine for fishing without a licence can get up to £2,500, that's $2,952.14 (US)
Why ?
bri'ish ''people'' are so funny
Is there anywhere you don't need one
@@kjnjhfztghkbjhgfkhjzhzugjk9789 Still, it is a constitutional monarchy, so they can't directly change the law.
@@kjnjhfztghkbjhgfkhjzhzugjk9789Government: Am I a joke to you, Yanks
2:58 this is amazing-
at least this guy TELLS u how much u have to pay and u don’t have to figure it out yourself XD
3:44 that's unrealistic, you didn't get beat to death.
Minecraft that's based off real life will cause a lot of different people like Chuck Nasty to be mad and questioning his livelihood
The only things missing in this video are realistic 4K textures, fancy-ass shaders that use an experimental, real-time implementation of path-tracing (which does technically qualify as ray-tracing because path-tracing is described as a more advanced version of ray-tracing), realistic water physics, highly detailed models for the mobs, realistic block physics, a realistic terrain generator- *what I’m saying is that your game must look jaw-droopingly beautiful for extreme immersion and torture for your computer!*
Don’t worry my dear lad, I’m just joking with ya’. I don’t mean all of that demanding nonsense.
Lol
And a badass nasa computer
lol
Why use experimental shaders when there are normal ones that can do path-tracing easily.
Man wrote a paragraph that I can’t read
Minecraft: IRS Update
This is basically real life.
0:17 finally someone taller than me
oh
@@pianofanzevani am sorry for your loss
I’m 5’7
@@dorian.gt124 that's like a foot and a half shorter than me
@dorian.gt124 you're not short im just tall :|
0:48 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY VILLAGE
This is like what if Minecraft vilagers could talk.
2:31 i thought he was getting a concusion from hitting his head on the ceiling
💀
I honestly feel like this could be a good mod to do a hardcore world in 😂
No you’d hate it 😂
@@Legendary3Dgamerching ching ching ching?
@@user-cz1rl5du9fbro is rasist 💀
1:20 start of the "bro what the f" meme
0:27 big reveal
He’s taller than me
1:38 Hong_Kong.exe
3:05 I think this is one of the moat internationally relatable things
2:38 this one would be cool in minecraft but without the pop up and only happends in survival and on the cheats menu there will be an option to turn it off
3:28 THIS PART ALWAYS GETS ME 💀
Chuck: "I gotta upgrade this gear"
WHAT GEAR ???
The wasting taxes part was accurate.
1:38 It might be so cheap in Hong Kong 🥹
And vancouver bc
1:57 YOU DONT NEED LICENSE TO FISH I have fished soo many fishes and I have 0 license
*0:17** I Thought He Was Gonna Enter 6’9” and 420lbs*
1:22 the suspense Noise
reminds me of Jolly
Man was homeless and still had to pay taxes for living in a mountain lmao
lmao just like real life!
Bruh moment
I want some "If minecraft would be owned by EA" gameplay lmao
Minecraft would get canceled if this was real no one would play
Let's all appreciate this content this man makes
Let's all appreciate this comment this bot makes
@@SreenikethanI true lol
@Bruno dog q why does everyone hate me :(
@@SreenikethanI why does everyone hate me, :(
why does everyone hate me, :(
The fact that he has to pay taxes even though he has no house😂
2:51 arent you homeless
Is this even Minecraft?
THIS IS REALCRAFT
"You are not allowed to breathe without a permit"
Those house prices are too real💀
3:22 hit a villager baby
3:23 - 3:50 MY FAVORITE MEME
This is actually really good political commentary
you forgot when you break the trees, your arm get hurt.
"DID YOU JUST HIT MY SON"
*instantly GOES TO JAIL*
LMAO
0:03 it’s always bad
I was expecting to see also illegal fighting against monsters due not having weapon licence or licence to kill.
Also you probably wouldn't be able to travel into Nether/The End dimension without having a travel visa and a passport.
yeah bro, we need a travel visa and a passport to GO TO HELL
The game: Tax day! Time to pay taxes!
Me: ... Bro ur homeless💀
1:01 You are allowed to build anyway
Yes, it has made the game feel more like real life. Ah yes, they took away our first amendment.
Time for the second to step in... in Minecraft.
I want there to be a part 2 where not only Chuck but literally every Minecraft player in the world gets sent to prison or gets arrested for dumb reasons (like for misclicking, not being able to pay taxes, not having a permit, etc.)
Ok
It's Good That You Need A License To Hunt And Fish.
You mean to tell me that you're NOT actually 6'5"
Thank you chuck for these Uploads, these help out me alot when I'm bored
E
1:01 you could just place an other block over and over to make house
The whole point of video games is to escape reality
The fact that he got sent for 20 years of prison for acadentley hitting a child does not make sense
the tax collector burning the valuables just so he is less rich is definitely real life
Alternate title: If Minecraft was like the USA
No it is If Minecraft was like North Korea
I didn’t know life was made of blocks and pixels, huh maybe it’s true!
I’d love to see people’s reactions if Minecraft was changed to this.
TNice tutorials was a fantastic beginner's guide, straight to the point, very clear. As a long-ti teacher I can tell you are quite apt at teacNice tutorialng!
If this was an actual thing, I'd still do shit regardless
Because it's a single player world, therefore
I am god
Still gotta pay those taxes
i have a tactic of not paying taxes so listen first buy a katana probaly cheaper than payong taxes second training and finally shank the IRS agent guy
@@bouncy372 But how would they get into my *single player* world? Again, I am God
ur not God ur a human being
know ur place my dude
@@Charlie_purrs in Minecraft I can create anything I want and do whatever I want, doesn't that mean I'm a god?
"So I am now homeless"
1:42
Ironically I was scrolling down through my recommendations while watching this, and find a video also created by you called "if Minecraft gave you advice" AND IT SAYS TO NOT BE HOMELESS IN THE THUMBNAIL!?
What a coincidence.
Hilarious how he doesn't need a mining diamonds and gold permit but he needs a FISHING permit
*in prison*
alright screw this game *clicks exit game*
"you cannot exit the game while in prison"
alright *alt f4*
"you'r keyboard has been disabled"
BRO WHA- HOW, wait *presses power off*
"you'r computer force shut down has been disabled"
well great guess i gotta do the last resort then *unplugs the computer*
*the plug somehow does nothing* "you have been banned from doing anything in real life until you'r outta prison"
well shi-
Edit:i had to wait 10 years to post this
“You have been banned from speaking”
He then forces bails himself out.
This had me wheezing😂
I want a whole roleplay series on this
Girls: ur 5’8???? LMAO you are so small
Chads: every height matters.
3:22 "CHILD TOUCHER!!!"
-Purplecliffe
P***philia I say
Don't touch the child
He touched the child!
0:55 you said it was like irl when the trees are still floting
I was expecting it to be more realistic like having better physics or something but I like how it was focused on civics more.
This would be pretty weird
1:25 He said a bad word
skill issue
who tf cares
What a great video! Straight to the point and perfectly explained. Thanks for uploading tNice tutorials!
bro u a bot
the fact that he’s homeless but he still needs to pay his taxes
it's actually scary just how little "Freedom" we have.
As a player who murders villages and stealing and terrorising the whole village. I would be the most wanted terrorist lmao
Let’s just appreciate how they always manage to put a smile on our faces whenever we feel negative!
Options: beat
Beast
Mrbeast gaming
Mr bean
Hint: it is between beast and mr bean.
bot
Let's just appreciate how they always manage to post god damn generic compliment comments like bots
Let's just appreciate how you are such a stupid bot that makes us frown at what society has become nowadays!
let's just not appreciate the fact we have to see comments like these everywhere
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Hi keep the vids up
Watch me copy the top comment
This would be a good mod
Bro asked for expensive taxes then burned it
Surprised no mining license
“But don’t drop the soap” EXACTLY, DO NOT
If Minecraft were like real life, it would be a fascinating and sometimes challenging world to navigate. Here are some aspects of how it might look:
1. **Block-based World**: The environment would consist of blocky landscapes and structures, just like in the game. Everything, from trees and mountains to buildings and animals, would be composed of various types of blocks.
2. **Resource Gathering**: To survive and thrive, you would need to gather resources by physically breaking blocks with your hands or tools. Resources like wood, stone, ores, and plants would be crucial for crafting and construction.
3. **Crafting and Building**: Crafting tools, weapons, and items would involve arranging and combining blocks and materials in a realistic manner. Building structures would require placing individual blocks, which might be time-consuming but also allow for incredible creativity.
4. **Survival Aspects**: You'd have to manage hunger, thirst, and other survival needs. Hunting animals, farming, and cooking would be essential activities to sustain yourself.
5. **Day-Night Cycle**: The world would have a day-night cycle, affecting visibility and the behavior of creatures. During the night, hostile mobs might come out, making shelter and defense crucial.
6. **Mob Interactions**: Creatures like cows, pigs, and chickens would be raised for food and resources. Hostile mobs like zombies and skeletons could pose threats, making combat skills necessary.
7. **Redstone and Technology**: Redstone mechanics would enable you to create intricate machines and mechanisms. Wiring and power systems could be used to build simple contraptions or even more advanced technologies.
8. **Mining and Exploration**: Exploring caves, mines, and tunnels would be a way to discover valuable resources like ores and minerals. You'd need to be cautious of environmental dangers and plan your expeditions carefully.
9. **Environmental Realism**: Environmental factors like weather, temperature, and seasons might influence gameplay. For example, extreme cold or heat could affect your character's well-being.
10. **Economy and Trading**: With resources being limited, trading with other players or NPCs could become important. You might exchange goods or services to obtain rare items or materials.
11. **Realistic Physics**: Objects and structures would behave more realistically. Blocks could stack, fall, and interact based on their properties.
12. **Education and Learning**: Mastering various crafting recipes, building techniques, and survival strategies would be essential for success. You might need to learn through trial and error, observation, or from other knowledgeable players.
13. **Community and Social Interaction**: Just like in real life, cooperation with other players could enhance your chances of survival and success. Collaborative building projects, towns, and economies could emerge.
14. **Consequences of Actions**: Actions like deforestation or over-mining could have consequences for the environment. This might lead to changes in the availability of resources or the behavior of creatures.
Overall, a realistic version of Minecraft would blend creativity, survival challenges, and exploration in a way that closely mirrors the complexities of the real world while still retaining the signature blocky aesthetic and gameplay that the game is known for.
2:30 bro has 2 gapples
Chuck Nasty: Minecraft had a new update.
Also Chuck Nasty: plays on 1.19.2
At least it let you get a free loggers licence
(Chopping trees)
Chuck Nasty: HOW DOES THIS KNOW
Me:KNOW WHAT?
when the tax guy burned the money was so triggering
150 LBS IS SO HEAVY
The guard : Don't drop the soap !
Chuck Nasty : Wait, what ! But I'm the only prisoner.
_proceed to look at the corner behind him_
I would not play Minecraft if it was like this.....
Demolition license...
One time I made an SMP where you could only build on another guys land if you had all the permits, so yeah
The game would be dead if this happened
He should have put grox as the tax guy 😂
the tax collector was mildly infuriating