not sprinting will also get you a cancel point because its encouraging people to be sedentary and unhealthy and also there is no logic in this world anymore
ah yes, everyone should be overweight because that totally wont give you health problems and shorten your lifespan! whole of twitter: did you just say something fatphobic? sorry how is that fatphobic, im addressing the health issues of being overweight. whole of twitter: you just said overweight instead of "plus size"! thats fatphobic! you call it being fatphobic, (key word: fat) dont you think thats a little rude? twatter: ... *C A N C E L L E D .*
Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea on how to beat this, which is REALLY tedious, but if it works then it’s possible to beat the whole game without getting cancelled once. 1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone. 2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic. 3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass. 3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food. 4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets. 5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later. 6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible. 6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”. 7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled. 8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod. 9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough. 10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately. 11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold. 12a. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold. Bonemeal the moss to “infect” the walls of the stronghold. Doing so should trick the game (or the twitter users) into thinking that you’re now destroying moss blocks and not the stone bricks that are the walls of the stronghold, avoiding the “destroying ancient landmarks” penalty. EDIT: Actually wait hang on, I think you can only moss stone, not stone brick. Use pistons. XD It will be tedious but it's theoretically possible to do because you're not "destroying" blocks (?) 12b. Excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold safely until you find the portal room. This is done so that you don’t have to go into the stronghold to find it, which would give you the “entering an ancient landmark” penalty. Once you find a portal, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal. 12c. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty. 13a. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser. 13b. To enter the portal without entering the stronghold, use an ender pearl and fire it at the portal frame. You will teleport into the portal and thus teleport to the end safely. 14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon. 15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar. 16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done! I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂
@@teagankoth-jw9ps Ah, true. There’s no point in me arguing against anything, but I’ll say that if that’s the case then playing the game itself is an act of cancellation. This is because the moment you start a new world, people would say you’re already encouraging religious beliefs as god is creating the world. 😂 We didn’t get that from the video, so I think it should be fine.
The advancement "Isn't it iron pick?" makes it even better (For anyone who doesn't know like I didn't for years, it sounds like "Isn't it ironic", took me 5 years to figure it out)
@@dubbyplays here's 10 reasons why Enderman should be "canceled and tortured for all eternity" 1. enderman always has pink eyes. not everyone has pink eyes, your eye color-denying Satanists. 2. they are black. 3. they hate water. water is essential for life. they are implying that life should die. 4. they have long arms and legs. think about the short-armed and short-legged, you offensive pieces of shit! 5. enderman can pick up blocks. this is a subliminal message that black people steal things! end the violence against black people, you racists! 6. they have voice lines that are backward. this, again, is a subliminal message that black people don't know speech! 7. enderman are bald. this is a stereotype for black people being bald! 8. they start screaming at you if you look at them. this is a stereotype for black parents verbally abusing their kids! 9. they have 40 hitpoints, most mobs don't have that much. this is a stereotype for black people being physically strong! 10. they use their fists to attack you. this is a stereotype for black people not knowing how to fight!
twitter people: Breathing is the most offensive thing you could do on planet earth. You're basically showing off how immature and rude you are to those who can't breathe in Africa. What even are you humans? Can't you just show respect to them? Also about the fact when you run you're basically breathing even faster! These poor people need to be disciplined! How could school not teach them this? I want to speak to the manager!
Vegans are aware that they consume plants, which are living organisms. However, their justification for eating plants is based on the understanding that plants likely do not experience pain or have a conscious awareness like animals do. While plants do respond to their environment and exhibits certain behaviors, they lack a central nervous system and brain, which are essential for the experience of pain. Vegans argue that since plants do not possess the ability to suffer, it is ethically justifiable to consume them as a source of nutrition. It is important to note that plants are a necessary part of the vegan diet, as they provide essential nutrients like vitamins, minerals, and fiber. Vegans prioritize minimizing harm to sentient beings, and since plants are not believed to be sentient, they are considered an acceptable food source.
@@Neko-kun-0w0ラーメン From what i've seen over the last few decades yeah they tend to defend anyone that is internet famous even if they do some terrible sh!t.
@@fintherebel5000 The opposite can also happen, someone gets accused without any proof, and people will believe because they don't like them and think that "Guilty until proven otherwise" is a reasonable argument lmao
If animals really are not for eating, why are most of them edible and not like... poisonous, or something? I mean, sure, there's poisonous frogs, poisonous fish and poisonous insects, but have you heard of a poisonous cow, poisonous pig, poisonous chicken or anything like that?
Hey I’m glad twitter didn’t actually do this, especially bc destroying a shipwreck in international waters is in most circumstances completely legal under international maritime law.
If you die in a mass shooting, only 5 people pay their respects. If you shoot back in self defense, you either get hailed as the national hero of the century or shunned to the point where you're forced to move to a different galaxy. Whatever bandwagon gets there first, no inbetween.
“You’re encouraging hell! Shame on you!” “Are you telling me that my religion is wrong? Im a satanist, Stop saying my religion is bad!” “Oh” *Twitter itself gets cancelled*
@@TheDMChannelPerplexitylate reply but I think it is possible. Taking stuff from abandomed villages doesn't cancells you as we saw. There you can get needed mats. Building nether portal doesn't cancells you, but activating it does. What if we would make fire go there and activate it itself? Killing blazes is okay. It would be hard but doable
1:55 wowie that sword is so threatening! It’s such a shame that I don’t have a golden axe and 2 pieces of golden armor for slight protection, clearly I can’t fight that vegan because I would get cancled….screw it I would.
I would've had the intrusive thought to use the golden axe once they turned behind, an appropriate flank that would've given me at least 1 1/2 hits of a headstart
Nah I’d have a sharpness 5 knockback 2 fire aspect 2 Netherite sword with a full set of netherite armor enchanted with thorns 3 and protection 4. He’d lose HARD. I could one or two-tap him.
The person shaming Chuck for Unnecessary violence while the zombies where chasing him down and trying to kill him probably thought Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty.
@@SuperJman1111 Kyle Rittenhouse was a 17 year old who went up to kenosha to give medical aid, clean graffiti and just be awesome when 3 people all criminals started chasing him one with a pistol and he kept running as long as he could before pulling out his AR15 he had on his sling and defending himself. I urge you to look up gun meme review kenosha kid, Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and Kyle Rittenhouse free.
@@catrinasmith5311 He lived in antiok and Kenosha because he had family on both sides and often visited and while him having a gun underage was wrong it was the only thing that could've saved his life from 3 scumbags that wanted him dead. And when I say scumbags I mean one of them was a racist pedophile, another was a domestic abuser and the third often violated parole and had 3 charges of battery.
@E Nope, Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty as he was in perfectly legal, or well 90% legal self defense. Although if your opinion is that they all should've gone to jail then I can respect your opinion.
Anyways, i really interested in Minecraft this way, but a bit more fair. I mean, for example counter will rise for cutting down trees, but will decrease if you plant new one. You can be cancelled for unnecessary killing, like killing sheep instead using shears, or killing animals for meat when u already have a lot of food in inventory, but still have no problem with killing animals when u dying from starvation, or monsters that came too close to your house (for example in n-radius away from your spawn point bed). Sounds like very hard experience, but should be playable.
@@seangutierrez1337maybe you get buffs or debuffs based on how high/low your karma is. Would discourage speedrunners from ignoring the karma bar to play faster until they’re one point away from getting cancelled
3:01 yeah *definitely* littering, its rotten food that is inedible, biodegrades, and is native to the environment, that would probably be beneficial if this was irl (yes i know this is a joke video but im just making a point)
He had a helmet and an enchanted axe and he still decided to listen to that lady rant. He still had some thin layer of respect for that lady in spite of them being a ranting vegan.
You forgot the part where Minecraft starts glitching like hell because Daddy Elon fired shit ton of employees Edit: LMFAOOOOO THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE A FINE WINE💀💀💀
Twitter is working better and had more features now that Elon took over. Seems you need less employees when you aren't trying to censor and ban everyone you disagree with all the time.
1:43 Oh noes!, is a extreme vegan that wants to oof me!, oh no!, he is cancel me for eating meat, even though a lot of people eat it!, oh no I'm in danger!
3:26 Honestly, it's kinda understandable why they don't like you literally opening a portal to hell. I would've agreed with them, but A. It's a fucking video game, so none of this matters, and B. Even if it did, their argument is so poorly worded that I can't agree with them regardless.
0:47 See this is absolutely incorrect (to the point where i would probably sue Musk over it). If Minecraft was going to work this way, the cancelled meter doesn't go up if you replant the tree.
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I think sprinting should have gotten a cancel point because exercising is “fatphobic”
not sprinting will also get you a cancel point because its encouraging people to be sedentary and unhealthy and also there is no logic in this world anymore
@@noxitathetwentyone so true 💀
ah yes, everyone should be overweight because that totally wont give you health problems and shorten your lifespan!
whole of twitter: did you just say something fatphobic?
sorry how is that fatphobic, im addressing the health issues of being overweight.
whole of twitter: you just said overweight instead of "plus size"! thats fatphobic!
you call it being fatphobic, (key word: fat) dont you think thats a little rude?
twatter: ...
*C A N C E L L E D .*
@@scottish_lunaticTwitter people:IlL CaNcEl YoU
@@noxitathetwentyone Then you lose?
"There is no shame in killing an iron golem because it's white."
-someone from Twitter.
I can believe that. The are to many videos out taking about hit it's ok to treat whites like nothing and be racist to them.
yessir
I made an endermen farm 💀
he pushed a wither skeleton into a lava lake💀💀
PEOPEL SUCK THEY ARE RACIDSTK
I thought he was gonna get cancelled for racism when he killed that Enderman, in a boat nonetheless 💀
fr
Same 💀
i thought the same with the wither skeleton ☠️
oh nah
Yup
"endangered species"
Meanwhile endermen being the only mobs to appear in every dimension:
silverfish:
@@Qwaziop ...Silverfish are only found in the Overworld.
@@SillierPutty I mean the ENDER dragon
@@Qwaziopwhat's with ender dragon?
@@NX-Deltawe will never know until he answer
Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea on how to beat this, which is REALLY tedious, but if it works then it’s possible to beat the whole game without getting cancelled once.
1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone.
2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic.
3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass.
3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food.
4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets.
5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later.
6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible.
6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”.
7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled.
8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod.
9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough.
10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately.
11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold.
12a. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold. Bonemeal the moss to “infect” the walls of the stronghold. Doing so should trick the game (or the twitter users) into thinking that you’re now destroying moss blocks and not the stone bricks that are the walls of the stronghold, avoiding the “destroying ancient landmarks” penalty.
EDIT: Actually wait hang on, I think you can only moss stone, not stone brick. Use pistons. XD It will be tedious but it's theoretically possible to do because you're not "destroying" blocks (?)
12b. Excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold safely until you find the portal room. This is done so that you don’t have to go into the stronghold to find it, which would give you the “entering an ancient landmark” penalty. Once you find a portal, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal.
12c. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty.
13a. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser.
13b. To enter the portal without entering the stronghold, use an ender pearl and fire it at the portal frame. You will teleport into the portal and thus teleport to the end safely.
14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon.
15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar.
16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done!
I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂
took forever to read too lmao but good idea
U want mine and use coal?! Cancelled.
The problem with using the bonus chest is that even if it's god given just for you, it encourages religious beliefs, hence the existence of hell
@@teagankoth-jw9ps Ah, true. There’s no point in me arguing against anything, but I’ll say that if that’s the case then playing the game itself is an act of cancellation. This is because the moment you start a new world, people would say you’re already encouraging religious beliefs as god is creating the world. 😂
We didn’t get that from the video, so I think it should be fine.
@@CureChronos that's true, I retract my statement
"I guess stealing from the poor can't get you cancelled" Too true, bro
Meanwhile they accuse Mrbeast of the same thing
@@ADcommenter No, they accuse him of not giving enough (they don’t know what a budget is)
@@SuperJman1111 MrBeast betrayed me
@@iamthegreenarrow762 How?
The advancement "Isn't it iron pick?" makes it even better
(For anyone who doesn't know like I didn't for years, it sounds like "Isn't it ironic", took me 5 years to figure it out)
Twitter:you killed an endangered species
Endermen:we be infesting a whole dimension
enderman should be canceled because they're watercists and waterphobics
Maybe they’re endangered in the nether dimension
@@wiltonginman6550yeah, they are kinda rare in the nether
@@DonickPL but aren't they able to warp from 1 dimension to another?
@@dubbyplays here's 10 reasons why Enderman should be "canceled and tortured for all eternity"
1. enderman always has pink eyes. not everyone has pink eyes, your eye color-denying Satanists.
2. they are black.
3. they hate water. water is essential for life. they are implying that life should die.
4. they have long arms and legs. think about the short-armed and short-legged, you offensive pieces of shit!
5. enderman can pick up blocks. this is a subliminal message that black people steal things! end the violence against black people, you racists!
6. they have voice lines that are backward. this, again, is a subliminal message that black people don't know speech!
7. enderman are bald. this is a stereotype for black people being bald!
8. they start screaming at you if you look at them. this is a stereotype for black parents verbally abusing their kids!
9. they have 40 hitpoints, most mobs don't have that much. this is a stereotype for black people being physically strong!
10. they use their fists to attack you. this is a stereotype for black people not knowing how to fight!
Chuck: *gets cancelled*
Chuck 29 minutes later: And I'm still cancelled to this day...
Hello fellow cat
@@KreativitatII lol we have same profile but yours is zoomed in
ikr
@Gato~ pog giga cat love the gato meme lol
And I'm a cookie cat
2:08 You can't eat twitter users, that's cannibalism.
DAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG
@@DogManWes2790 :)
Underrated tbh.
@@The_D_ray thank you man
🫡
a random ass normal human: *breathes*
twitter guy/gal: OK THAT’S EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE
twitter people: Breathing is the most offensive thing you could do on planet earth. You're basically showing off how immature and rude you are to those who can't breathe in Africa. What even are you humans? Can't you just show respect to them? Also about the fact when you run you're basically breathing even faster! These poor people need to be disciplined! How could school not teach them this? I want to speak to the manager!
"You''er'e offending all the dead people who cant breath! How wicked of you."
You left out non-binary people. Yes, I'm cancelling you for something you said a whole year ago.
Imagine buying a $30 dollar game, and having to also pay a subscription to play it.
@@tash-darkness918x nintendo online games:
GTA Online and Xbox in a nutshell ($40 game, plus an extra $100 for Xbox/PlayStation subscription...)
@@RukarioEnterprisesLLC GTA Online is just trash now so I don’t think it’s worth playing.
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wait how was i not getting notifications
2:00 Vegans when they realize eating plants is also killing life.
Send this message to a vegan convention and there history
And also we are killing animals also to let vegans still have a food supply
they are gonna be saying they dont feel pain n shit
Vegans are aware that they consume plants, which are living organisms. However, their justification for eating plants is based on the understanding that plants likely do not experience pain or have a conscious awareness like animals do.
While plants do respond to their environment and exhibits certain behaviors, they lack a central nervous system and brain, which are essential for the experience of pain. Vegans argue that since plants do not possess the ability to suffer, it is ethically justifiable to consume them as a source of nutrition.
It is important to note that plants are a necessary part of the vegan diet, as they provide essential nutrients like vitamins, minerals, and fiber. Vegans prioritize minimizing harm to sentient beings, and since plants are not believed to be sentient, they are considered an acceptable food source.
@@ltgaming8510 that somehting a vegan would say post bacon and meat quick 🍔🍗🥓🍖🥩🥩🍗🥓🍗🥩🍔🍖🍔🥓🍗🍗🍔🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🍖🍖🥩🍗🍔🍔🥩🍗🍔🥩🍔🥩🍔
2:45 you doesnt get canceled because iron golem is basicly a white man..
🤨
Ohh that makes sense
But if you mine obsidian..
I thought it was because they're like the police
@@cat1554 Me too
0:28 if buying isnt owning piracy isnt theft
Ayo he actually right
Amen brother
"cancelled for harming a creeper"
Damn i forgot how much twitter defended creepers
They ACTUALLY do?!
@@Neko-kun-0w0ラーメン From what i've seen over the last few decades yeah they tend to defend anyone that is internet famous even if they do some terrible sh!t.
@@fintherebel5000 The opposite can also happen, someone gets accused without any proof, and people will believe because they don't like them and think that "Guilty until proven otherwise" is a reasonable argument lmao
Random dude: "Animals are not for eating"
Farms: Am I a joke to you ?!
Factory Farms: Hold My Beer.
@@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes Some stupid protesters glued themselves to food processing belt? Not my problem.
Slaughterhouses : bro think i shoud quit 💀
If animals really are not for eating, why are most of them edible and not like... poisonous, or something? I mean, sure, there's poisonous frogs, poisonous fish and poisonous insects, but have you heard of a poisonous cow, poisonous pig, poisonous chicken or anything like that?
you mean vegan teacher
This video makes me realize how people can treat this game as real life.
lmao
and thus the concept of an SMP was born
@@bluntweaponenjoyerthat’s roleplay
When you get cancelled for walking on the ground because you're apparently killing microscopic animals
Do microscopic animals even exist in Minecraft?
😂😂😂
@@mubestvideos586silverfish maybe?
@@cam6973prob not bc they're the size of a cat in-game
@@cam6973 Real life silverfish are NOT microscopic. They actually get pretty big.
3:15 Make sure you let the zombies hit you first, because then hitting them back is self defence.
You’d still get cancelled
@@TheBananermanThefirstSelf defence is legal.
@@ozgamerab8780 well I know but they like weak people who won’t defend themselves
Attempting to defend yourself is cancelable because no violence.
@@assassinunknown6664 no defending yourself they love bullying
3:30 no way that they’re a hell shaming!
they're shaming satanists!!!
Nah now that's offensive
Hey I’m glad twitter didn’t actually do this, especially bc destroying a shipwreck in international waters is in most circumstances completely legal under international maritime law.
That is definitely your special interest
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo All aboard the S.S. Sus
Considering what world we're living in right now, it's all fun and jokes until it actually happens somewhere
democrat states:
Mojang's political correctness masterplan:
@@TGP-vq4vifacts
@@TGP-vq4viFacts.
@@TGP-vq4viR.I.P. 2nd Amendment.
If you die in a mass shooting, only 5 people pay their respects.
If you shoot back in self defense, you either get hailed as the national hero of the century or shunned to the point where you're forced to move to a different galaxy. Whatever bandwagon gets there first, no inbetween.
“You’re encouraging hell! Shame on you!”
“Are you telling me that my religion is wrong? Im a satanist, Stop saying my religion is bad!”
“Oh”
*Twitter itself gets cancelled*
I would love to see someone try to beat this as a gamemode.
Gamemodes sets how everything behave and it's not only your world, it's everyone's. Let them set their world as well you dictator
You can’t.Well,maybe if the seed was lucky enough and there was enough items with you but yeah.
@@TheDMChannelPerplexitylate reply but I think it is possible. Taking stuff from abandomed villages doesn't cancells you as we saw. There you can get needed mats. Building nether portal doesn't cancells you, but activating it does. What if we would make fire go there and activate it itself? Killing blazes is okay. It would be hard but doable
@@jakubbariasz6235 But it would be a hassle indeed.
Idk if that's possible
The cancelled meter makes so much sense about Twitter XD
Whole gameplay in one line: "You're cancelled."
Killing the iron golem didn’t get you cancelled because it’s like a police officer
4:03 lol the music box
Fnaf music
GET OUT @@SpecialOpsDeclassified
I like that music
“What the f-“
FnaF power out music 4:03
"I guess stealing from the poor won't get you canceled"
Damn😢
Alt Title: What If Elon Musk owned Minecraft
😂
What?
@@anim_ex Elon owns twitter
elon is too poor someone help this man
this is also the first comment
2:39 Well, iron golems are white so
but they're grey
@@shadowferret9170 they white
@@Taha632RMF i must be color blind then
@@shadowferret9170what color is gree
@@shadowferret9170unfortunately you are
“For harming a creeper”
Well, that’s pretty apt for Twitter
1:09 Anything within 3 miles of the US coast is considered government property. Researched it myself.
But the Minecraft land isn't even American soil
The most accurate yet relatable video in existence 😂
i bet u havent even watched the full video
@@user-ud6hg6ni1b I have
@@mark.6639 by the time you posted the comment you havent
@@user-ud6hg6ni1b actually it is kinda true...Twitter cancles you over anything...just look at all the hogwarts legacy drama...
@@user-ud6hg6ni1b patreon.
1:00 I find it so funny
That the fucking destroyed shipwreck is considered as "public property"
Titanic be like:
3:42
Twitter: Ayoo thats racist!!
Tbh that should’ve risen the canceled meter since those skeletons are black.
@@d1kgaws12he didn't hit them because of their skin color, he hit them because if he don't then they'll kill him. So it ain't racist
1:55 wowie that sword is so threatening! It’s such a shame that I don’t have a golden axe and 2 pieces of golden armor for slight protection, clearly I can’t fight that vegan because I would get cancled….screw it I would.
No surprise there if it was a new level sword I would be scared
I was looking at the flint and steel... oh wait there's water there dangit
I would've had the intrusive thought to use the golden axe once they turned behind, an appropriate flank that would've given me at least 1 1/2 hits of a headstart
Nah I’d have a sharpness 5 knockback 2 fire aspect 2 Netherite sword with a full set of netherite armor enchanted with thorns 3 and protection 4. He’d lose HARD. I could one or two-tap him.
@@MetroidMagmoor-629 I don’t think you could get that without getting cancelled
Another thing, if Twitter hates you, you must be doing something right it seems like
0:12 Minecraft if it was bought by EA
Edit: This is the oldest comment on this video
Congo🎉
Yes, it is.
Damn your first
@@Blackfacenoobhis first what?
no EA's just P2W, twitter added the cancellation meter
This is literally the definition of twitter 😂
Ah yes, Twitter is defined as many regions with their own opinions, and are at war with each other all the time
Ikr
someone : breathes
Twitter: *Cancel that ashole*
1:05 This is inaccurate. Twitter doesn’t care about destruction of property. :D
But if mrbeast cures blindness):
They do care, but they don't care if it's for BLM.
*Draws my Axe* "I am not against vegans in general, I am against the kind of vegans that force their dietary habits onto others"
i support vegans since it means more meat for us
Harry from French Baguette Intelligence was right
1:40 "but i need some damn food"
literally doesnt notice the golden apple
0:06 idk if he mentioned this bcuz i havent watched all but phobos anomaly is the name of the level in doom 1 where you fight the 2 barons of hell.
Sus?
The person shaming Chuck for Unnecessary violence while the zombies where chasing him down and trying to kill him probably thought Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty.
Who is Kyle Rittenhouse? Never heard of him.
@@SuperJman1111 Kyle Rittenhouse was a 17 year old who went up to kenosha to give medical aid, clean graffiti and just be awesome when 3 people all criminals started chasing him one with a pistol and he kept running as long as he could before pulling out his AR15 he had on his sling and defending himself. I urge you to look up gun meme review kenosha kid, Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and Kyle Rittenhouse free.
@@JGT-yd2wx Isn't it illegal however for an underage boy to have a firearm? Much less crossing state borders with it?
@@catrinasmith5311 He lived in antiok and Kenosha because he had family on both sides and often visited and while him having a gun underage was wrong it was the only thing that could've saved his life from 3 scumbags that wanted him dead. And when I say scumbags I mean one of them was a racist pedophile, another was a domestic abuser and the third often violated parole and had 3 charges of battery.
@E Nope, Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty as he was in perfectly legal, or well 90% legal self defense. Although if your opinion is that they all should've gone to jail then I can respect your opinion.
Anyways, i really interested in Minecraft this way, but a bit more fair.
I mean, for example counter will rise for cutting down trees, but will decrease if you plant new one.
You can be cancelled for unnecessary killing, like killing sheep instead using shears, or killing animals for meat when u already have a lot of food in inventory, but still have no problem with killing animals when u dying from starvation, or monsters that came too close to your house (for example in n-radius away from your spawn point bed).
Sounds like very hard experience, but should be playable.
That would be really interesting, I'd actually like to play that as a real game mode.
So that basically turns it into a karma gamemode, where "bad" and "unnecessary" acts are punished, while good acts are rewarded
@@seangutierrez1337 YOS
If they hit you you can hit them in self defense
@@seangutierrez1337maybe you get buffs or debuffs based on how high/low your karma is.
Would discourage speedrunners from ignoring the karma bar to play faster until they’re one point away from getting cancelled
Doing simple things gets you cancelled??? Damn is this accurate!!! 😂
Chuck Nasty: I got cancelled?!
*Freddy Fazbear theme starts playing*
It's upsetting that this is actually what twitter is like.
2:18 For a few seconds he suddenly turned into Grox...
If grox in village village already destroyed
Twitter is literally the main villain in this video 😂
3:01 yeah *definitely* littering, its rotten food that is inedible, biodegrades, and is native to the environment, that would probably be beneficial if this was irl (yes i know this is a joke video but im just making a point)
"encouraging hell" as if a third of fatherless twitterites aren't satanists
Imagine someone manages to beat minecraft like this without the bar fully filling up
It appears that we cannot escape that vegan teacher. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE PRESIST.
TRUE
I just tell them "Get out of my way, you hippie freak"
He had a helmet and an enchanted axe and he still decided to listen to that lady rant. He still had some thin layer of respect for that lady in spite of them being a ranting vegan.
His cancellation meter would go up if he kills her.
I would've simply replied "Get out of my way, you hippie freak"
Oh man 1:42 the scream of that sheep just made me laugh so hard as your imprison for needing food.
Ah yes buying Minecraft then buying a subscription to play Minecraft. Makes sense.
1:14 What the Fu- 💀💀💀
The theory of the protagonist of minecraft being the villian hits different now
You forgot the part where Minecraft starts glitching like hell because Daddy Elon fired shit ton of employees
Edit: LMFAOOOOO THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE A FINE WINE💀💀💀
Twitter is working better and had more features now that Elon took over. Seems you need less employees when you aren't trying to censor and ban everyone you disagree with all the time.
mind your words
@@yeochenghao3344 no
@@walnutbread944 You have been canceled!
_You can pay_ $29.99 _for an unban_
[Back to main menu]
@@ashleycd6487 Time to raise the black flag!
POV: The most unfair allegations ever prompted in Minecraft
1:55, bro scared about that vegan teacher
Also Bro: has armor and a enchanted golden axe
As fun as it was, kinda sad how realistic it is
Twitters gonna cancel him for this
You did not only describe the banning system but like twitter as a whole in this video well done man
The cancel meter would just instantly fill up if MrBeast downloaded it
*talks to baby villager*
*canceled bar goes to max*
“SHIT”
So judging by Minecraft, Twitter is a religious, anarcho-authoritarian, positive discriminatory dystopia
0:55 this is not illegal 🤓
I memorize the every single law 🤓
Wait. Isn't that fat shaming? 3:04
The cancel meter bout to be canceled
It’s not sealing it’s drop
He drops a bikini canceled
Another way to fill the meter: Have a skeleton enter your view without giving a trigger warning in chat for bones being shown
@TH-camViral4297 what
This aged well 💀
Why? I don't use Twitter, so what happened?
@TH-camViral4297what in the unholy fucking hell is this?
1:43 Oh noes!, is a extreme vegan that wants to oof me!, oh no!, he is cancel me for eating meat, even though a lot of people eat it!, oh no I'm in danger!
If I were him. I would just axe crit her
Sheep to Cow? That is weird.
@@jasondalton9590 ??
My response to the vegan: "GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU HIPPIE FREAK"
Well, if they have a sword yes you are in danger
3:26 Honestly, it's kinda understandable why they don't like you literally opening a portal to hell. I would've agreed with them, but A. It's a fucking video game, so none of this matters, and B. Even if it did, their argument is so poorly worded that I can't agree with them regardless.
This man here is underrated.
Yeah too underrated
"You Have Been Cancelled" - FNAF Music Box Plays
“I guess stealing from the poor cnat get you cancelled”💀😂
1:50 if that happened to me i would axe crit *Famous last words before pure cancelation*
Axe critting the ugly woman
LETS GOOOOOOO
"I have a really strong feeling I'm about to get cancelled for this" One of my new favorite lines lol
Worse case scenario never get twitter
Twitter is seriously being dumb at this point. smh
Encouraging Hell wouldn’t get you cancelled. Satanism is stunning and brave.
The "Nasty, Cat?" (Or wtevr) is back!!
someone should make this as a mod and speedrun it
How do you speedrun a game where anything you do gets you cancelled?
Do you speedrun trying to get cancelled?
@@THGMR-ox7sdeven though I'm 1 month late she means to speed run to get cancelled quickly
If I did that speedrun, all I would have to do is say nigga, and they would just kick me in record time.
@@kylosmurf254 'she' lol bold of you to assume someone with an animu girl UWU avatar is a girl, 99% of the time it's the opposite
I made this a datapack it is on planetminecraft
3:12 if you can't hurt them, let them hurt you so the zombies get cancelled instead.
Wait that sounds like a good method
Why do I think Chuck Nasty is McYum? Chuck Nasty, YOU HAVE TO CONFIRM THIS.
3:06 "Stop littering you lazy fattas" nah mate 💀
This is not Minecraft owned by twitter. It's Minecraft owned by real life
screech from noors (real)
1:50
Me: ... GIRL SHUT YO-
Try this, if you could actually dual wield weapons in Minecraft just like what Blazkowicz did.
Minecraft is now going down by 69k players every day.
Surprises me that when you hit that wither skeleton you din’t get cancelled for racism
3:47
I feel like this pun was intentional even though it wasn’t a pun
0:47
See this is absolutely incorrect (to the point where i would probably sue Musk over it). If Minecraft was going to work this way, the cancelled meter doesn't go up if you replant the tree.
That should be a feature included in a mod that makes this a reality.
Notce that he did not get cancelled for killing that wither skeleton? Twitter in a nutshell
Me: breathing
X: STOP BREATHING YOU'RE RELEASING CO2 THAT IS TOXIC
You don’t get cancelled for killing the golems because they’re basically the police… but the endermen