Walt: The strict hillbilly Griyoon: Persnickety/Goody two shoes Blaze: Gay pervert Narrator: Wise young genius who makes people do nothing anyone likes but him
In Walt's defense: 1. Building a spawn pillar wouldn't be a terrible idea with reduced debug info on, if you actually cared about getting back to spawn without dying. A compass works better but that requires iron. 2. Getting wood by going right up to the tree makes it much less likely for you to make some mistake and punch a leaf or lose the wood. 3. Crafting a wooden pick is pretty quick and you'll be much better if you don't have to find it in autocrafting. I've had fastcrafting a wood pick be a life or death thing before so it's definitely possible this can be a real problem. 4. DON'T EAT APPLES. Every apple is a golden apple waiting to be gilded. Trust me I have played UHC survival worlds and getting industrial amounts of gold is easier than getting industrial amounts of apples. Save the damn apples.
1 and 2 are just stupid. For 1, coordinates exist(0,0) For 2, if your gonna build up to a tall tree, why not build from down to make sure you don't miss anything? The others I agree with. Especially 3. I never autocraft unless I don't know the recipe
Fun fact: the legacy console edition of minecraft actually had a tutorial, it was much less annoying, actually taught you redstone and you could just skip the ENTIRE thing by simply leaving the world.
Minecraft Tip advice Just keep exploring caves for more diamonds Villagers are friendly, but Illagers don’t Give piglins gold to bartender with them Don’t make wardens mad will save your live Destroying crystals healing the dragon will also harm the dragon Endermen are afraid of liquids Plant a crop that have no same crops nearby will speed up the grow progress
It got pretty funny after being asked on what to do the moment you enter a new word. That said, it really does bring back the time I went through the tutorial as I played Minecraft for the first time--on PS3.
Turns out Full form of Afk is an abbreviation for away from keyboard. It lets people know that you will not be at your keyboard for a while, or that you will not be online for a period of time
i am outraged at the redstone section. i have done redstone for about 2 years out of the 3 i've been playing and loved it. i am yet to lose sanity at all.
5:31 to escape this part, get an auto clicker, set it to keep clicking and make sure its not clicking on anything. then it will trick the game to think your still there
Fun fact: In older versions there was a tutorial but not like that. You had to break a tree then rebuild a broken house and then create a wooden pickaxe and then break stone to create a stone pickaxe. Edit: Wow mom i'm famous and the old console versions were gold.
Yeah cuz that was a “idiot” way to die although he could have just stood above of his last position without jumping down like a total doofball to get blown up like a balloon gets burst with a pointy sitck right up in the loins
Ngl, maybe minecraft needs it. This week I played with two ppl who thought you couldnt craft crafting tables and that they only generated naturally and you couldnt mine them. They also thought you mine wood with a pickaxe.
I like the sound of minecraft having a tutorial but your brain is very SmOoOOOOooOtH because they already have a tutorial for players when a new account of minecraft is made, they give you tutorials when playing a world it will show you things how to become the alpha king
Honestly I kinda want to see a return of the tutorial world from the legacy console versions. Even if you aren't a new player I remember those being a blast to explore!
Minecraft used to have a tutorial unfortunately they removed it although it looked nothing like this video I remember the epic days of exploring the tutorial mode enjoying the builds on it
I was expecting there to be those instructions that you usually get at the top right corner of your screen like "use the mouse to look around" and "find a tree"
1:15 should've given him strength and removed particles in settings so that it'd look like he's so ripped his fist punches deal you diamond sword damage
Actually on Bedrock there's a map where you can just do all the tutorial things and plus it's free and plus it just hurt my soul when I saw the diamonds getting broken
Subscribe or Walt will join your Minecraft world.
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@@emolgaslides 1 minute ago
What happens when you are already subscribed
@@Kyle_Gaming1095 then Walt won't join your minecraft world
imagine speedrunners re setting and having to do this every time
I swear someone is gonna make a category for completing a tutorial if they ever add one
*gulps*
Walt: The strict hillbilly
Griyoon: Persnickety/Goody two shoes
Blaze: Gay pervert
Narrator: Wise young genius who makes people do nothing anyone likes but him
xbox 360 ed. you must skip the tutorial if you want to speed run the tutorial world
lol
If you are wondering creating a spawn pillar is required as per the official minecraft guide book (the real one)
me who just presses F3
I just remove all the blocks there
I always make spawn pillars😅
@@IWonder474 what are they for?
@@therealloganyt237 location I think lol. I just did it because I didn't know how to use coordinates at the time lol
I love the fact that in one of the Minecraft books, they actually say to make a spawn pillar
I actually have to combat one
@@gamerboybonnie3932 I have the exploration one
I have the original 4. A friend gave them to me.
@@jaccrabtree5019 nice!
I have the farming one
In Walt's defense:
1. Building a spawn pillar wouldn't be a terrible idea with reduced debug info on, if you actually cared about getting back to spawn without dying. A compass works better but that requires iron.
2. Getting wood by going right up to the tree makes it much less likely for you to make some mistake and punch a leaf or lose the wood.
3. Crafting a wooden pick is pretty quick and you'll be much better if you don't have to find it in autocrafting. I've had fastcrafting a wood pick be a life or death thing before so it's definitely possible this can be a real problem.
4. DON'T EAT APPLES. Every apple is a golden apple waiting to be gilded. Trust me I have played UHC survival worlds and getting industrial amounts of gold is easier than getting industrial amounts of apples. Save the damn apples.
Number four is true I had an apple in the chest for like years
1 and 2 are just stupid. For 1, coordinates exist(0,0)
For 2, if your gonna build up to a tall tree, why not build from down to make sure you don't miss anything? The others I agree with. Especially 3. I never autocraft unless I don't know the recipe
@@catfacecat.does coordinates get reduced
You can't loose wood, except if you go 5+ minutes of AFK after cutting it down and leave them on the ground. So it's very unlikely to loose them.
Couldn’t you just trade with villagers?
Only real legends remember the legacy tutorial
Ik
I know
Of course
I played a xbox 360 tutorial in 2017.
I still have a legacy edition, for my wii u/ switch, ima play the tutorial again
"The worse you smell, the better you'll excel". That's the quote of the year right there.
But the worse you smell the worse you excel
@@thepcuser5469 exactly!
@@ninethetwotailedfox don’t worry it’s just a joke after all…😂😂😂
@@ninethetwotailedfox don’t worry it’s just a joke after all…😂😂😂
@@thepcuser5469 Hahahaha
Fun fact: the legacy console edition of minecraft actually had a tutorial, it was much less annoying, actually taught you redstone and you could just skip the ENTIRE thing by simply leaving the world.
epic
Or by loading the world in Creative instead of Survival
lets be honest we ALL stole the fireworks at the entrance
@@some_random_merc yes
I loved that tutorial
Am I the only one who thinks the tutorial voice is the most calming thing ever?
@NaserSIM you're* and also yeah, I know.
Mojang: "Every beginner SHOULD have a tutorial"
Non-Beginners: "WHEN WILL THIS EVER END 😠🙄😤"
Roblox better
@@8971naveen yas
@@zacharymileslitdog7223 every platform is better
@@8971naveen *Minecraft Forge with mods best
@@8971naveen bro💀
I expected the PvP expert to have taught him the most important tactic, trash talking whenever you can, even if you loose
Fun fact; the older versions of Minecraft had a tutorial world.
Idk if this counts but the old java versions like in early beta or alpha i think, there is a button that says play tutorial but you cannot press it
Nah Don't give me nostalgia
@@earthconqueror embrace the nostalgia >:)
@@sfsvaliantjelly8508 wat?
I remembered playing Minecraft 1.16
Damn I didn’t think you could get Mumbo to do the Redstone section
Gotta say I’m impressed 🤯
Minecraft Tip advice
Just keep exploring caves for more diamonds
Villagers are friendly, but Illagers don’t
Give piglins gold to bartender with them
Don’t make wardens mad will save your live
Destroying crystals healing the dragon will also harm the dragon
Endermen are afraid of liquids
Plant a crop that have no same crops nearby will speed up the grow progress
7:36 no wonder nobody wants to fight me and my dirt house
It got pretty funny after being asked on what to do the moment you enter a new word.
That said, it really does bring back the time I went through the tutorial as I played Minecraft for the first time--on PS3.
3:34 I bet if you ate meat he would be like “DID YOU JUST EAT MEAT?!?!?!? YOU NEED TO EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!” 😂
8:15as a Redstone engineer I confirm this massage
Turns out Full form of Afk is an abbreviation for away from keyboard. It lets people know that you will not be at your keyboard for a while, or that you will not be online for a period of time
Did anyone else realize that when Walt explodes in the temple it says “Walt died like an idiot”?
i am outraged at the redstone section. i have done redstone for about 2 years out of the 3 i've been playing and loved it. i am yet to lose sanity at all.
that’s what they all say
i thought they gonna put mumbo jumbo there
5:31 to escape this part, get an auto clicker, set it to keep clicking and make sure its not clicking on anything. then it will trick the game to think your still there
It is fake
The tutorial was fake
At 4:15 in the bottom left corner, "Walt died like an idiot".
Lol
Lol
@@Xathey16-1 i'd say idiot is an understatement
Fun fact: In older versions there was a tutorial but not like that. You had to break a tree then rebuild a broken house and then create a wooden pickaxe and then break stone to create a stone pickaxe.
Edit: Wow mom i'm famous and the old console versions were gold.
Used to play it on PS3 demo version
@@SkullGuy2302 nostalgic...
I actually played this tutorial with my brother. We were way too afraid to play in a actual world :')
@Aradhya's wonderful world! ?
@Aradhya's wonderful world! spanish pls :v
4:13 bro it said "Walt died like a idiot"
Yeah cuz that was a “idiot” way to die although he could have just stood above of his last position without jumping down like a total doofball to get blown up like a balloon gets burst with a pointy sitck right up in the loins
It got me rolling too 😂😂
7:56 .. (angry mambojumbo noises!)
Ahhahhahahahhaga
I... really hoped Technoblade was gonna be the PVP instructor lmao
May Techblade rest in peace
I expected him too.
Same
I expect minemanner
Me to
This is actually kinda nostalgic, reminds me of the old Minecraft sketches from ~2014 with similar ideas
*It's all fun and games until Minecraft adds the Multiplayer tutorial*
Section 1: How to report inappropriate players to Microsoft.
Section 2: Learning to make buddies.
Section 3: How to make sure people don't ban you
8:01 Relatable 😢
7:29 "The worse you smell, the better you'll excel"
*Throws poisonous potatoes and diamonds*
The potato for smell and diamonds for excellent
Ngl, maybe minecraft needs it. This week I played with two ppl who thought you couldnt craft crafting tables and that they only generated naturally and you couldnt mine them.
They also thought you mine wood with a pickaxe.
I was expecting the end like this: the mom calls for dinner and you go, in the morning you have to do the tutorial all over again
Rip
I was expecting minecraft to teach him how to click Play button
I like the sound of minecraft having a tutorial but your brain is very SmOoOOOOooOtH because they already have a tutorial for players when a new account of minecraft is made, they give you tutorials when playing a world it will show you things how to become the alpha king
4:12 that scream-
😱😱😱😱
I wanna see more of Griyoon😆
He is so talented that he deserves to have a youtube channel with millions of subscribers lol
fr, it would also be so cool if he ended up in an smp full of hermits and crafters or something!
3:02 Alright, that’s the funniest thing ever.
Craft a sword and kill walt
06:20 this is a tutorial... putting the question "are you an advanced player?" into a tutorial in the first place is hilarious...
Honestly I kinda want to see a return of the tutorial world from the legacy console versions. Even if you aren't a new player I remember those being a blast to explore!
5:21 I did got to that realm 2 years before when I did have a PC
Minecraft used to have a tutorial unfortunately they removed it although it looked nothing like this video I remember the epic days of exploring the tutorial mode enjoying the builds on it
Minecraft? You mean the old console one, or is it a different one
I got the achievement for activating a conduit by doing it on the tutorial world
Thank you for mentioning Technoblade in the description.
Rest easy, king.
I agree Rest easy king 😔
Rest in Peace Technoblade 💐💐
rip technoblade TECHNO NEVER DIES
Funny how your name is Technobald, saying that.
@@TV-qc3ej ironic isint it
6:33 This reminds me of Technoblade's how to punch staff video.
as a redstone enjoyer the last section hit me personally
8:08 : I'm watching TH-cam
4:56 bro got those chara eyes -skull-
-undertale reference-
Yeah he does actually
Right before he reached the ground (1:59) I got an ad
Taimin
Same
I got 2 ads : (
I got 10 ada
Same
If you ever played the OG legacy edition tutorial worlds you deserve a veterans discount
I played Minecraft in 2015 and I miss legacy tutorial so much
As a technical player, the redstone section is 100% accurate
this is how I felt when playing on the Xbox tutorial world.
Alright time to show this video to my sister. Finally I found a good tutorial.
I remember 4j studios did their tutorial worlds.
They were actually pretty cool
I Just read "Minecraft Tutorial" and got Nostalgie flashbacks of me playing on the ps3 Tutorial with this Castle and the stampy House❤️
Same
“Redstone is like impressing ur dad, it will never happen”
I was expecting there to be those instructions that you usually get at the top right corner of your screen like "use the mouse to look around" and "find a tree"
This is something mojang would do for april fools
If this was official and it started after every new world, I would never quit my world, to be honest.
I love just everything about this channel
Same here
“How do I get down!” Bro there’s water💀
"In reality, learning Redstone is like you trying to impress your father...
Which will never happen " (kills his son)
If this was actually in Minecraft it would be called “snapshot tutorial”
snapshot tutorial
lol
6:51 "can combo you to Mars" 💀💀
Oh boy I can’t wait to go to mars by getting hit some combos 💀
1:54 lmao there was water right there he coulda jumped into it
Well…
It clearly says "Copyright Mojang AB. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!".
i wouldn't play minecraft if it was like that.
8:59 maybe you could of taught us how to have a quick reaction speed?
I think this can actually be beneficial to new players
I hope you are joking
@@marianocolsin8968 no
As long as it's an option and not a requirement to play a world I say it's fine.
8:20 WAS THAT THE ESHOP MUSIC
Actually it kinda sounds like it ngl
the intro u can tell its his voice doing that
This video is actually amazing btw I subbed keep up the good work
Not the pvp 💀😂
5:57 he could have pressed esc the whole time😂
Guess you can say he could have escaped with the Esc button that was bad right?💀
5:14: UUHHHH I don't even know what to say...
Guess you can say he’s a fire starter am I right?💀
@@SpecialOpsDeclassifiedyep
Redstone is useless and lose your sanity 😂 I laughed so hard but for real great work on this!
I 1000000% agree about the redstone one
3:42 that is not a test if that happens do this *puts down a C4* *BLOWS UP THE PLACE*
7:24 what is the song in the background? I've been looking for it for about a year, but given up.
1:15 should've given him strength and removed particles in settings so that it'd look like he's so ripped his fist punches deal you diamond sword damage
Walt will always tell you what you did wrong for everything, even when its impossible to be wrong at something
Legacy Console Editions: Am I a joke to you.
Now that was the true tutorial that helped me.
0:32 you don't really have a choice huh 🤔 alt f4 simple as that
but that'll not solve it
7:05 i would choose a kratos skin
All the way my guy basically the god killer
I love the tutorial guy he’s making me die of laughter it’s so funny
Specially the first guy he’s funny
MumboJumbo after watching redstone:
*bs*
The 'soothing' voice TRIGGERS ME A LOT
Minecraft is one of those games where you can learn the game like a pro from the first time, and over time. There is no need for a tutorial.
2:46 far away mining is faster
i wanna see a full version of the building tutorial plz
never fails to make me laugh, most underrated minecraft youtuber next to technoblade
4:13 OMG the blood-curdling scream😂😂😂
I thought a techno would be the instructor 6:25
he was dead when the video was made
It’s actually hard to tell because the video was uploaded the same amount of years ago as he died
@@Newpant yeah but the video was posted 3rd july he died 30th june 1day after my birthday
8:29 So, it might be better to skip out on redstone, and enjoying Minecraft for what it truly is, a fun game.
I mean, I would love to get an official tutorial on redstone. And building, especially if it's by Grian himself.
Walt it's definitely the best minecraft player
alternate title: how minecraft shouldn't make their tutorial
1:24 Walt what the fu-
-ck
He lives under a heavy rock
Your content just makes me laugh soooo hard
What about the og tutorial worlds on console?
ikr
Exactly what I was thinking
They don't exist anymore though... I fell old 😭
Ikr
Back to Minecraft PS4/Xbox/PS3/ps Vita 😭😭😭 2013-2018
4:15 best scream ever
Actually on Bedrock there's a map where you can just do all the tutorial things and plus it's free and plus it just hurt my soul when I saw the diamonds getting broken