Off Topic: Ep. 34 - Dickgate
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- The AH Crew sit down to talk about Pokemon, burgers, fake nudes and more on this week's Off Topic!
This episode originally aired July 22, 2016 and is sponsored by Kaspersy (bit.ly/29yXJcM) and MeUndies (bit.ly/29QtMVP)
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Off Topic: Ep. 34 - Dickgate
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Gavin's End Credits Names:
1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones
2: Weenie Inspector
3: Fart Archivist
4: Magician's Assistant
5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley
6: The Law
7: Gurt Miser
8: (RTX Australia no credits)
9: Helmet Boy
10: Finger Holster
11: Peef Rimgar Superfan
12: Witch in Training
13: Inflatable Flesh Sack
14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant
15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist
16: Funhaus Intern
17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views
18: Smuggest Prick
19: Beaver Expert
20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs
21: Anal Baguette
22: Deported
23: He is the Clit Commander
24: Ron Weasley
25: Human Excement
26: Dead and Forgotten
27: The Real Mr. Blobby
28: My Boi
29: EU Secessionist
30: Left the EU
31: Podcaster Extraordinaire
32: (RTX no credits)
33: Executive Platinum
34: A Nose in the Darkness
did you just give up at 3?
+mercedes r huh?
+mercedes r those are what they actually put as his nickname at the end
mercedes r you have to push the thing that says "Read more (32 lines)" if you wanna see all of them
ThePlainswalker1 When i looked at it at first there were only three names and no "read more" option.
"Tentacruel did 9/11"-Jeremey Dooley
Bubble beam can't melt steel beams.
But acid can!
Fuck my life
FIRE CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS - Rosie O' donnell
I spilled my drink when he mentioned that.
Well according to a funny news fails video I watched recently, fire can't either
timestamps!
1:24 - wassup welcome to off topic
2:19 - some shit they got from rtx
4:32 - dyslexia the game
5:55 - more shit! (the taps)
7:13 - shitty coworkers
9:45 - broadcast vs the world
11:29 - pokemon!
30:10 - ad read - MeUndies (meundies.com/offtopic 20% off first order)
31:50 - the underwear discussion
33:31 - jeremy gets sad
36:10 - a minecraft letsplay for firsties (not us normies!!!)
39:16 - more pokemon!
45:57 - andy almost snaps his dick
46:53 - facebook
49:26 - matt is wild
50:47 - jack appears! also extra life!!
51:36 - stack up livestream (ongoing right now?? or it might be over now??)
53:19 - michael's beautiful face ( 57:40 - :s)) )
58:37 - the googly-eye chin thing
1:01:15 - chinscaping & hair in general
1:03:27 - matt's makeover
1:05:32 - big big super macs (as in the burgers)
1:08:21 - overcooked & push me pull you
1:11:46 - ah fans' beautiful faces
1:12:57 - more more pokemon! (& getting new shit)
1:16:38 - people who can like move their ears n shit
1:21:37 - JITNG: jeremy is the new geoff (hitting animals n stuff)
1:27:46 - ad read - kaspersky labs (kaspersky.com use 'offtopic' at checkout for 50% off)
1:29:02 - jeremy's first mistake: looking on tumblr (dickgate part 0)
1:31:04 - michael's apeeling costume
1:33:59 - same
1:35:05 - Dickgate
1:43:07 - its here!!!!!!!!
1:45:42 - sign-off
you are a god among us
could you just have this as a job on all the offtopic vids?
Anyone got the timestamp for when the diglet underground picture was in the background?
Hahaha I like how you even put their discount on there
yes yes yes
Micheal has never looked so apeeling before
ahhh i see whatcha did there
Yup Just Yup...... ._.
I love puns. Thus, I love you
Goddamit Barb
He an orange like?
I actually like the background noise. it sounds like an actual bar
slowly but surely jeremy is becoming my favorite achievement hunter
It's been about 2 years. Has he become your favorite yet?
I don't know about you all, but I'm still waiting for a James, and Aleks offtopic.
one day james aleks trevor aron and brett need to show up out of nowhere in the middle of OT.
I need it
+Player Out of the Pikablu
yes
Same braaaah
ok do this; listen the sound of silence at min 33:55 and just look at jeremy.
Holy shit, that's awesome.
That was hilarious!
I am really glab that poeple enjoy it
41:07 Gavin- "Here comes a Charzard, everyone's screwed immediately." 😂
I want an add read done entirely by Jeremy's hands
ad*
+Nathan Bullock ad*
+Nathan Bullock beholder*
Hold The Door
TheViralCyrix Hodor? Hodor Hodor Hodor
Am I the only one who thinks Gavin's credit this episode should have been "Nosepass"?
yeassss 10/10
Looks like The Lads Podcast to me.
Yeah but its missing something.
Or someone
why do u make me cry like this
+SilverGames Don't want the set to be haunted.
+DaEpIcDuDe hmm I wonder who your talking about
Best Off-Topic episode yet. Fucking hell. So good.
8 was still better
I'm a nerd, so my favorite was 4.
Connor Duquette Yeah, I can respect that. Good episode for sure.
I think the RTX one was fantastic
Plumumpkin Ogre It was pretty funny but they were very clearly putting on a show. Maybe you were there, because I'd imagine the hype of the room would have made it so much better.
Gavin- On the color lime green. "One of the few colors you'll never see in nature". How about LIMES? lmao
limes are usually way darker than 'lime green"
ScimTar They turn lighter when they ripen.
+ScimTar the inside?
All of the above. The color i think of as "lime green" is a pretty unnatural color.
"...The color I think of as 'lime green'..." I imagine just about every shade of every color exists in nature somewhere.
ok, but Jeremy's hand miming always keeps me interested in the ad read
Honestly, over the last year Michael has become by far my favourite member of AH. He's so naturally funny and energetic, i think he's the only member of AH that i could watch videos of just on their own doing shit and still laugh out loud (hence Ragequit and the various videos on his own youtube channel i guess). They're all funny and all play off each other really well, but i get the impression that if there was a charity event and someone just put Michael in a room on his own with a laptop and webcam and told him to keep the public entertained for 10 hours he'd find a way dammit!
Off Topic: Michael's genius scheme to get paid to be drunk at work once a week.
Hope everybody enjoyed Jeremy's last day working for Achievement Hunter. At least he went out in style!
"I have lines, I have lines." - Jeremy Dooley
Can we please have Cow Chop on Off Topic
Oh please, this would be great.
id pass on that
+145lolzor wot
I love Cow Chop but idk about that hah
They are so different from most types of TH-camrs which would give them amazing chemistry and hilarious interaction between not only Achievement Hunter, but also RoosterTeeth as a whole. Imagine James with Gus or Burnie XD
I think they want me to become a FIRST member... but I'm not sure if that's what they want. If only there was a short video at the beginning of every video telling me about it.....
Yeah, I just don't think, it's clear enough.
+Josh Blanton Why'd they change the name? Firsties sounds odd
sounds kinda patronising ( the name)
+Overstuffedsofa _ I really likes the "Sponsor" moniker, it really made you feel like you had a part in creating the things you loved. "First Members" is sort of a nonsense phrase, it doesn't seem to be adopted by the community (or even most of the company)
you cant talk youre dead
Man, Michael is such a funny, entertaining guy. So much energy.
I would absolutely pay to see Matt get a makeover.
Jeremy's hand actions during the ad reads are the only reason why I don't skip through them anymore
My favorite part of the whole video is at 1:40:50 where Jeremy is literally the same height standing as Michael is sitting.
"Oh, you reserved how many Teslas?"
JOKE OF THE WEEEEEEK!
Shoutout to Hembo's 'How Do Words Good 59' for making me watch this video
1:14:30 one of the single funniest Michael jokes ever began with Gavin
GO ELECTROBUZZ!!! HABRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!
DO ELECDABUDZ DUDENRBOLT ATTACK! HARBBRBRBRBRBRB!
+Nabeel Hussain W-w-w-WEEEEEDGOOOOD!
This really is the greatest pod cast ever
4:28
As someone with the same letter beginning their first and last name I have to say... This game isn't as fun for me.
"Michael, for the audio listeners, currently has a banana suit on." *closes cast and goes to TH-cam*
Zapdos > Articuno > Moltres
Pidgey > Articuno > Zapdos > Moltres
Ethos Pathos Logos
Lugia >
Blue eyes white dragon > articuno
TEAM MYSTIC
1:19:00 The actor is Pruitt Taylor Vince. He was Otis in Season 2 of The Walking Dead. He was in Constantine as well. He has nystagmus, a condition that causes involuntary eye movement.
It's kinda funny.
Around the time of that voice actor change in Pokemon (mid Hoenn,) is when they really started giving a shit about the anime. Having actual plot threads, making Ash get better as a trainer over time (he actually legitimately all his badges,) and they actually started not pulling BS writing (like that "aim for the horn to hit Rhydon with lightning" nonesense.)
KINGOFDASLIPPYS xyz is soooo good
This is one of my favourite podcasts. I usually have a horrid attention span, so multi-hour things usually lose me. This one doesn't, though. Love it so much.
it's called a LANCE, helloooo
I love the whole chat about birds and windows. I reminded me of the time I saw a seagull fly into the top front window of a double-decker bus. I'm sure that would amuse Jeremy.
Damn those people doing whatever next to the Off Topic set are noisy as hell!
I think its where they do voice acting hopefully they can find a way to sound proof
they said at the beginning of the podcast it was people going to get food that the company provides
I like it. Makes it sound like a real bar
I mean honestly, it does give it a certain ambience. I like it too!
+logsforburning maybe it is just an ambience...
as someone who works at mcdonalds, the middle bit of bread in a mac is not the bottom bun. and the three pieces of bread all come packaged together, no need for extra ordering!
When I was younger I had all 5 pieces of Exodia and all 3 God cards so needless to say I was the cool kid on the block
I had the Gods (original version not-legal) part of me nice to find someone else that spent stupid amount of money on Cards lol
I'm watching this again after remembering how much I loved this episode, and when Gavin says something about an HDMI cable Pokémon, flash forward to Sun/Moon where Xurtree the Ultra Beast exists
Mr mime is exclusive to Uk. Far fetched is Asia i think. Tauros is US. And the rest are going to be events or something
What about the rest of Europe?
+Sam _ but I've caught a Mr. Mime and I live in the US
Are you sure it didn't hatch from an egg.
Theres mr mime and tauros in canada
+Dowdly i think theyd be exclusive to the european region or more commonly found there at least.
The words "Extra Life" were uttered, and a wild Jack Pattillo appears.
Lil J's lil J @ 1:42:51
I'm probably either tolerant or dumb but I don't see people's hate towards any of the members of RT like I see loads of people hating on Mica and Matt and Kerry but I just don't get it
+Jon Souza yea I get that people ranting is annoying but I don't really think it's a reason to hate anyone tbh and yea it's kinda bad production value cuz some people will disagree with it but if it's something that she'd put the videos quality and maeby her job at risk then she must feel strongly about it and ya can't really fault her on that
+Jon Souza 'wrong' like what you say and think is right by default
She's done that in one thing. And in case you missed it, all these people talk about what they want, so why shouldn't she?
+friendlyelites everyone's entitled to their opinion and hating on it ain't gonna help anything thanks nud
Because they're weird little boys who don't like to be challenged.
They stop discussing Pokemon at 1:46:19
Thanks for telling me when to stop watching
oh you guys lol
The intro killed me. I KNEW he was gonna be wearing a banana. But I didn't expect it to be the first thing I saw. 😂
That immersion needs to happen!! 😷👌
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that started watching Pokemon again
I always feel like I missed some announcement. Who is the "cow chop" (?) guys?
They are ex-Creatures, when they split they were also included in the Let's Play family. 🐮🔪
Oh cool, thanks! I've just seen their Pokemon GO video and I almost pissed myslef laughing. Really funny guys :D
+Markéta Cvešprová i like to think they are a talented version of jackass
Great I've now spent over two hours watching their videos and googling if Aleks is single. Yay my life :D
He's not single lol
You know, I kinda liked the constant distant chatter in the background. It gave a nice ambiance like the background sound in a tavern in fantasy games.
I legitimately would like it if they added fake talking into the background like this in the future, it gave the video more life. Also, have moments where it abruptly goes completely quiet when Gavin says something stupid, like the whole room heard him. xD
who the Fuck is talking in the background!?
hmm if only they said it in the first 10 minutes of the podcast. if only...
Rewatch it m8
Literally everyone
+awesomeness0005 yea that would have really helped.. its as if they spent a full 4 minutes complaining about it..huh
You should see a doctor.
The larger Big Mac is something we have in Alaska. We call it the Denali Mac, named after the largest mountain in North America (which is in Alaska).
On the topic of Pokemon, I think the games have improved over the years and that while there are dumb designs like Trubbish and Klefki there are awesome designs like Yveltal and Haxporus. I have personally found the first gen pokemon almost too plain now in terms of new designs. However I will agree the anime kinda sucks ass.
I like XY&Z so far. The fight animations look much better than earlier seasons, and Ash is confirmed to make it to the finals of the Kalos League, and since he's battling someone that he's technically lost to twice, thus setting him up for a comeback, there's a good chance that he could actually win it this time around. He even gave Diantha's Mega Gardevoir a run for its money. Though I do agree with some critics that it was a bit too far of a jump in terms of his Greninja's power, but I appreciated it nonetheless since he usually just gets his ass kicked by Elite Four members.
Stefan Buruschkin Really? That's good, I only saw the first few episode of the XY series and it just seemed like Ash is being the same old dumbass who can't learn to fight without Deus Ex Machina reasons. It looked like he was finally going to get a love interest though.
Peter Loya Yeah, I can't say that I was really watching XY all the way through, either. It had a pretty slow start, as do most seasons, but most of the gym battles have been great and the latter half of the series has been pretty good. Also, if you've seen the Mega Evolution specials, Alain from those episodes shows up as a rival for Ash. They even gave Ash his own, pseudo-Mega Evolution called Ash-Greninja (trust me, it's not as bad as it sounds) to compete against all the other Mega Evolutions that show up. In the battle I mentioned with Diantha, it actually looked like Greninja was going to win, but the strain made Ash pass out at the very end. If you're interested, I'd definitely suggest at least trying XY&Z (sort of like the second season of the Kalos episodes), but it'd probably be a better experience subbed than dubbed. I tried watching an important fight in the english version, but it was pretty bad.
Stefan Buruschkin yeah I heard rumors that the trainer-pokemon fusion thing might make am appearance in sun and moon. Don't know how it works in the anime though
i know this is late as fuck but gen 1 also had some bad designs too like muk and jynx and Mr. mime. but the anime has always sucked ass personally speaking
I was just taking a sip of water when i witnessed Michael in a banana suit. I am dying.
Doing the name game mentioned at the start... mine is the same because my first and last names start with the same letter. I lose.
Fueen of Qandoms
Touché... that works better than my actual name.
the last twenty minutes of this podcast were pure fucking gold
Video length: 1hr & 3/4
Upload time: 28 min ago
Dislikes: 2
I guess they can just sense it?
Actually now there is only one dislike lol So someone at first found something so controversial that they immediately disliked, then kept watching it and then said to themselves "you know what fuck it I like this" and took it off haha
they probably disliked because they saw Matt on
you don't need to watch a whole video in order to dislike it, if i watch the first 4 mins and don't like it then i can dislike
+gcsas or, if ur a bitch (i mean the general you, no offence intended), dislike it without even watching.
+Andrea Youngken 1) I didn't even dislike it... I was speaking hypothetically
2) saying no offence intended automatically means ur gonna offend
3) I have no doubt there are some people that will do this but there are also some people that genuinely dislike the video.
4) what I said is that it would be OK if someone were to dislike after only watching a small amount. you don't need to watch everything to form that opinion, yes that opinion won't be representative of the entirety of the video but that's insignificant.
good timing dingus, i was ready to watch this right now
How old were you when you first saw pokemon hentai??
about -67
about -67
Well... How long before Jesse appeared on the show? First episode? I'm pretty sure I started looking it up that night.
Schmidty164 I saw pokemon porn only because i saw random hentai images of ss4 goku fucking sailor moon.
14
I would pay money for an Achievement Hunter Makeover show
matt needs his hair thinned when he gets it cut, would help make it less greasy too.
I've gotten SOOO many screenshots from this podcast. They're fucking fantastic!
27min in, and wondering... do they EVER stop talking about Pokemon? Not elitist, just, I have no interest in it, never have. The app is a great idea, but... just don't care.
They stopped at 28min, and started up again at 41. Guys... OFF topic... not ON topic.
Exactly off topic
Gavin needs to be chased while in the banana costume. he'd be a banana on the run.
I like the background noise. It makes it sound like a real bar which is cool.
Matts the guy at everyone's work where everyone hates him but you have to pretend to like him because you work with him everyday lmao
When you wear the banana suits at your next live event, don't acknowledge the suits at all. That would be much more hilarious.
There is tea covering my computer at work now. thanks little J
michael's impression of Pokémon and Key and Peele was on point
I love it when they talk about Cow Chop
My fav MJones face is during the mario party let's play w/ his smug face.
The reason fast food seems smaller lately is because they are lowering their calorie count. Usually, instead of making the food more healthy or using choice ingredients, they just simply lower the serving size and charge the same amount.
nosepass is basically the creators going "Let's put Gavin's nose in there, you know, Easter egg."
I want Achievement Hunter to have an Iron Chef competition.
I think bird are genuinely suicidal when it comes to traffic. They never fly above the cars, they always swoop down just in front of you.
This episode has yet to be fully watched.
On TH-cam.
Most of the pokemon games make the proportions and sizes look like they are all generally the same size. There are images in the pokedex that show how big they are compared to humans and some of them are shockingly small.
Finally a sponsor that i normally use
As someone who works at McDonald's, I can say with absolute certainty that having Gavin and Michael in the kitchen would see the place come to a grinding halt.
Grinding halt? Pfffttt try would see the place on fire
Pokemon came out a bit latter in the UK. Red and Blue only came out October 1999 and that was when the craze in the UK really got big. So a lot of gen 2 stuff already was happening elsewhere. Which might be why Gav got things a bit mixed up :P
this is hands down my favorite off topic episode! 😂😂😂
Anyone read Pokemopolis?
It's so much fun going through all the old episodes while having all the funny flaws pointed out.
Deer can cross the road safely unless Geoff is the one driver
I constantly have to stop at the rest stop in Blanford, Mass on the way to visit my sister at her school in upstate NY. The rest stops are all I know about the town
I am enjoying the crew this week
I have watched this show since the beginning and wow its almost been a year.
At my school it's become a thing to switch the first letter of the first name with the first letter of the last name, I'm Batie Kanning.
My cousin does it like dris Chenwoo
Last letter of the last name and first letter of the first name
Doesn't really work for me... Still Beau Brown:(
The amount of bananas you'd have to eat in order to get a potassium poisoning could completely fill every orifice in your entire body.
holy damn you forget how many people work at rooster teeth untill you hear the ammount of people taking in the background audio xD
"Why is everything about you just *a bit* shitty?"
I love you, Gavin.
I love the fact that they talked about pokemon for 40 minutes
1:21:00 Easiest way to go cross eye, hold your finger about a foot infront of your face, focus on it, and *slowly* bring it towards your nose, if you fail try again but slower. After you done that, jeremy's trick of 'moving one eye' you just start looking left or right from being cross eyed. the trick of moving the wayward eye back to going cross eyed without moving the other one, is to simple, using the finger in font of face trick i said earlier, try to look at your nose, specifically the top of it.
of course if you can't do any of that, your body just can't, sorry. i know it sucks, i want the cool eyebrow dancing ability, but don't have it.
Every episode of off topic, I think “oh, we have _____, ____, ______, and _____ on the show, it’ll be funny.”
And every episode I’m right.
for extra life, make Gavin fight a roomba while drunk
Gonna save this for later, but having Jeremy on this week means it's gonna be a good one :)
FRIGGIN GAVIN MADE ME BREATHE
Jeremy's hair hacks my brain and leaves little purple after images.
well gavin just blew my mind with the raticate thing