timestaaaaaaaaamps! 1:42 - welcome to off topic 2:05 - theatre mode 2 6:54 - lil' j! 8:27 - savage as fuck (michael's shirts) 12:39 - the swear jar 15:33 - mean comments and pokemon 20:08 - why is the table backwards? 22:13 - avery! 24:40 - crunch time & gavins nose 28:02 - michael the drunk electrician 29:32 - the anniversary stream 34:40 - highschool trouble-making stories (jeremy is essentially a terrorist) 49:31 - fire!! FIRE!! 1:01:48 - gavvy! 1:04:08 - Vomit King (warning: gross) 1:08:38 - ad read: MVMT watches (mvmtwatches.com/offtopic for 15% off purchase) 1:12:15 - homely (kkhkkkhhhhehhhh) 1:14:22 - throwback sunday 1:16:58 - camera talk 1:22:24 - skydiving & dying on planes and shit 1:27:36 - toilet talk 1:41:08 - avery is a NERD 1:45:17 - back to crunch time 1:47:58 - talking shit 1:51:37 - bye!
Gavin's End Credits Names: 1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones 2: Weenie Inspector 3: Fart Archivist 4: Magician's Assistant 5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley 6: The Law 7: Gurt Miser 8: (RTX Australia no credits) 9: Helmet Boy 10: Finger Holster 11: Peef Rimgar Superfan 12: Witch in Training 13: Inflatable Flesh Sack 14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant 15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist 16: Funhaus Intern 17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views 18: Smuggest Prick 19: Beaver Expert 20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs 21: Anal Baguette 22: Deported 23: He is the Clit Commander 24: Ron Weasley 25: Human Excement 26: Dead and Forgotten 27: The Real Mr. Blobby 28: My Boi 29: EU Secessionist 30: Left the EU 31: Podcaster Extraordinaire 32: (RTX no credits) 33: Executive Platinum 34: A Nose in the Darkness 35: Savage as Fuck
Jeremy is like the kid in the group that everyone likes but hate equally. The one that you can talk to about anything but still treat him like shit for fun and he'll be fine with it.
I don't comment on podcasts typically, but this what really friggen great! Love the story telling, I thought Avery was a great guests, and the feel of this one was just all in all awesome. Best one yet.
Thank God us New Zealanders and Australians use the Dual Flush toilet design - The water isn't pooled nearly as high as the US ones, not only do you drastically reduce hand to water contact risk but splash back is near to none
when trevor smiles and says nothing, he looks like one of those brainwashed people in a dystopian future waiting for your response so he knows whether to let you go or take you to his overlord
I had no idea Homely meant ugly, and I live in the us, and I thought it meant welcoming and friendly and comfortable....well I've been living in Britain apparently.
Homely is more of a compliment for an older home, it has a grandmother conotation. So it's an insult that goes along with "quaint," which is not really an insult either. It's a kinder way of saying outdated and middle-american (and the coasts desperately try to avoid being middle american)
The scaffolding thing Michael talks about was a guy named Declan Sullivan, it was a lift, and it was a University of Notre Dame football practice. If I remember correctly, after he fell to his death, they continued the practice after knowing what happened. He was on the lift to film the practice.
Even more interesting than the fact that half of people wipe standing while the other half wipes sitting, is how hard it is for one side to respect the other side's method.
So Dead by Daylight is based off of this one time Jeremy went to a campsite to light a bonfire and there was a crazy guy who screaming about bears attacking him.
i know Michael wont see this but. with the Pokemon talk he meant to say Celadon city. Ecruteak was in Johto and was a ghost type gym. just trying to help out for the people that might get confused
Is there a word for this? When you think you've found the "perfect" community of people for yourself, but realize that even though the personalities may be in your favor, its fandom is still just a swatch of the internet, and is therefore just as vitriolic.
I like this Avery guy, he blends in well at Rooster Teeth. I'm excited for Crunch Time; I didn't like the trailer very much, but the preview at RTX this year was amazing, it was SO funny.
About Trevor’s fire drill story: sometimes the school will grab a student and keep them behind to test if the teachers would notice if they have their whole class together/are missing a student
Pretty sure the third "eye" on Sam Fisher's goggles is an IR flashlight, so he can see his way around a room with no other IR sources. It's a thing. Some Cold War-era tanks with IR scopes had a giant IR spotlight on top (in some cases it had a removable cover to convert it to a visible-light spotlight.)
Proper napalm is NAptha (i.e., white gas, lighter fluid) and PALMitic acid, the styrofoam thing is a quick-and-dirty substitute from some old Army "how to IED" manual, which got popular due to being in the Anarchist's Cookbook (Ryan remembers that era of the internet.)
oh also I can explain Gavin's heat reflections, it's due to infrared thermals reflecting from your body, it's pretty cool. Works way better on windows to a cold-ass room
There was one time some friends and I were all standing around a picnic table. A few of them took turns doing a high jump onto the edge of the table. I walked up to it and said "Well somebody is going to get hurt.... I might as well try this too!" Yeah one of my feet didn't make it up and I fell backwards from about 2.5 feet in the air onto concrete directly on my tailbone. Fun.
1:28:33 Quite a few things I thought about this. Toilet paper/bog roll likely goes bad eventually. Whether it decays from moisture in the air or whether it gradually accrues bacteria, it does not stay the same/fresh. Moisture gets just about everywhere and toilet paper is absorbent. Moisture also attracts bacteria to it. So leaving out a form of paper in a big cupboard for like a year has decent odds of building up.The immune system on what you'd be using it on is likely not that high. The lower organs are in fact quite absorbent of many things.. Now I don't know all the factors when it comes to sanitary it is, but it does become less desirable if it's out like that all the time. You'd need like a vacuum sealed cupboard to properly protect it. If you have the doors open when you flush the toilet ever, then there's a good chance something in the toilet got on them. You can't really clean it once it's messy either as it breaks down. If you take hot showers in the room, it's likely being contaminated much more quickly. Now for the replacement side. Anything sexual would just be funny. It would either immensely speed up out of embarrassment or slow down anyone who is in the bathroom/loo when they see what's inside. You could be somewhat considerate and have tampons in it. It would be hilarious and embarrassing for Meg if you just had boxes in there. Any females who visit would also appreciate them. You could store cheap books or newspapers for people who may need a few minutes. You could leave mints or mouthwash. You could put a pop-out of something that comes out as you open the doors and retracts as you close them. Air freshener would likely be a good idea as that doesn't go bad for a long time either and helps in the restroom. So there, some reasons why it could be bad and some options. I'm not saying I know my stuff, but having it out of the plastic just seems like a bad idea to me. You also can always do something with empty space. The question merely is whether it's worth it to change or not.
that moment michael says he never bashed a hole in his room or broke a light, i look at the hole in the wall under my desk, and look at my shattered light fixture on the ceiling. *sigh*
There are a few possible issues as to why the beer keeps foaming. 1: the length of line being used is too short. You normally want a good length of beer line (10 ft) which provides resistance and helps prevent the CO2 from just straight outgassing. 2: the lines are no where near cold enough. Keep the beer, and beer lines, cold. If the beer sits in the line and warms up, it will start to lose the CO2 that it has absorbed. This will cause lots of foaming until you get back to cold beer fresh from the keg. 3: if you are using a CO2 system to push out the beer, the pressure might be sitting to high. Turn it down to around 8 psi. Just a few ideas. Not sure if who you guys had install this stuff, but if you keep having problems, just contact a local homebrew shop and they can help you fix it.
When Michael's talking about having to go to Ecruteak before Sabrina's gym... Isn't Ecruteak in Johto? The part about the gym burning and him getting a badge for it did happen in Kanto, though
Avery is one of the only people in the company that I’ve seen successfully call Michael on something he’s said, it being the seat heat. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
I used to stand and wipe too, but the toilets in my school were automatic, so to avoid them always flushing before I was done, I had to learn to sit and wipe.
pro tip if you don't have the wet wipes but you need them (this is only at home, and with none of those chlorine cleaners in the tank). flush to get a clean bowl, take some fresh TP and dip it in the water.
I have no idea who Avery is, but I fucking love him
saaaame!!
he was absolutely hilarious on On the Spot!
an actor in a new show coming up called crunch time
+Harmon Freitas I actually haven't seen any. But damn his head to body ratio is messed up man.
He's the author of All My Friends Are Dead, which anyone who can make a book like that is bound to have the best kind of dry humour
"How do you mount a huge nose?" Ask Meg.
lol
Reverse cowgirl I'd guess
lol reverse cowgirl? so she can get a lil bum play from the huge nose? haha!
edit: i was thinking of only facesitting for some reason
Jeremy the MVP of this Off-Topic
More like the MVP of what I wish my childhood was
yeah the murdering videogame player
2 in a row.
timestaaaaaaaaamps!
1:42 - welcome to off topic
2:05 - theatre mode 2
6:54 - lil' j!
8:27 - savage as fuck (michael's shirts)
12:39 - the swear jar
15:33 - mean comments and pokemon
20:08 - why is the table backwards?
22:13 - avery!
24:40 - crunch time & gavins nose
28:02 - michael the drunk electrician
29:32 - the anniversary stream
34:40 - highschool trouble-making stories (jeremy is essentially a terrorist)
49:31 - fire!! FIRE!!
1:01:48 - gavvy!
1:04:08 - Vomit King (warning: gross)
1:08:38 - ad read: MVMT watches (mvmtwatches.com/offtopic for 15% off purchase)
1:12:15 - homely (kkhkkkhhhhehhhh)
1:14:22 - throwback sunday
1:16:58 - camera talk
1:22:24 - skydiving & dying on planes and shit
1:27:36 - toilet talk
1:41:08 - avery is a NERD
1:45:17 - back to crunch time
1:47:58 - talking shit
1:51:37 - bye!
Really wouldn't mind seeing Avery as a common guest. He really does meld well with the AH crew.
I agree
If you haven't seen the on the spot Avery was on I would definitely recommend
I prefer Michael, Gavin, Geoff, and Jack/Ryan
True, but Avery makes for a nice change
+Not A Ricer michael, gavin, jeremy and ryan is the dream team
"There is a leaf, Leafeon"
Oh yeah, unlike Flareon.
Vaporeon vapes
or jolteon. or magnemite, or zubat, or GEODUDE.
or, ya know, seel... the seal...
Nosepass.
Dakota M No, not fire, Flare.
This is one of my favorites Off Topics in a while. Jeremy's fire stories, the wiping debate, and Avery. Just wonderful.
i love treco ever since that " so i started headed to stage 5 " joke lmao
Man, Ryan is savage as frick today
But Gavin..? Oh.. He's savage as fuck.
Watch the language, Nitrocity.
You're the real savage.
Gavin's End Credits Names:
1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones
2: Weenie Inspector
3: Fart Archivist
4: Magician's Assistant
5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley
6: The Law
7: Gurt Miser
8: (RTX Australia no credits)
9: Helmet Boy
10: Finger Holster
11: Peef Rimgar Superfan
12: Witch in Training
13: Inflatable Flesh Sack
14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant
15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist
16: Funhaus Intern
17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views
18: Smuggest Prick
19: Beaver Expert
20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs
21: Anal Baguette
22: Deported
23: He is the Clit Commander
24: Ron Weasley
25: Human Excement
26: Dead and Forgotten
27: The Real Mr. Blobby
28: My Boi
29: EU Secessionist
30: Left the EU
31: Podcaster Extraordinaire
32: (RTX no credits)
33: Executive Platinum
34: A Nose in the Darkness
35: Savage as Fuck
Jeremy is like the kid in the group that everyone likes but hate equally. The one that you can talk to about anything but still treat him like shit for fun and he'll be fine with it.
18:25 Ryan proving once again he's just a cat in a human body.
Today I learned that Ryan and Michael stand while they wipe. I will never see them the same way again.
Thank you, I was going to say the same thing haha
Dude brow I'm on their side. First wipe is sitting down just to test the waters, from there on out I'm a stander.
+Raywowomg well thanks autocorrect, I meant "dude bros".
Standers will one day rule this world.
Duncan Van Ooyen
I do to. I'm a girl tho
I love how these things start out its like a dream! We always start off with them talking about something
The chemistry between this particular group of Off Topic guests is excellent. Those 2 hours went by without a dull moment.
Micheal, Avery, Treyco, and Ryan? Fucking awesome cast this week holy shit
and lil j
Yes and Lil J, I mean no disrespect Mr. J. Please dont fire me.
+Blabidy And Gavin
Eh
+Blabidy hipster
Trevor is great. I wish he was in more videos.
gay
+jimmeny christmas it's not gay if you go in your own mouth
+jimmeny christmas it's not gay if it's on the moon
between this and on the spot, Avery is my new favorite
I don't comment on podcasts typically, but this what really friggen great! Love the story telling, I thought Avery was a great guests, and the feel of this one was just all in all awesome. Best one yet.
Thank God us New Zealanders and Australians use the Dual Flush toilet design - The water isn't pooled nearly as high as the US ones, not only do you drastically reduce hand to water contact risk but splash back is near to none
Wow, RTAA got a whole season worth of episodes from this episode.
My goal in life is to get a job where i can wear a "Savage As Fuck" shirt and have it be no big deal.
become a coder and work from home lmao
"We just kept grabbing rocks, trying to sink the fire boat"
Oh jeremy
Ecruteak, Michael? In Gen 1?!
Yeah he lost me with that one. Maybe he was thinking of Erika?
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Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.
does anyone else think Trevors voice and demeanor reminds them of a typical prep kid fresh from the academy his dad paid for?
Yes. I feel like it's because he's so clean cut looking compared to the others.
when trevor smiles and says nothing, he looks like one of those brainwashed people in a dystopian future waiting for your response so he knows whether to let you go or take you to his overlord
He reminds me of Brandon.
He reminds me of Brandon.
He reminds me of Brandon.
Trevor is very quick witted
hmmmmmmm nah
I had no idea Homely meant ugly, and I live in the us, and I thought it meant welcoming and friendly and comfortable....well I've been living in Britain apparently.
Homely is more like plain, not exactly ugly but definitely not pretty.
It boils my blood when people use homely in place of homey haha.
Yo what up homely? FUCKIN' GOT 'EM!!!
wierd people in america, with wierd slang. Nobody 'oes it 'ike us ma'lady.
Homely is more of a compliment for an older home, it has a grandmother conotation. So it's an insult that goes along with "quaint," which is not really an insult either. It's a kinder way of saying outdated and middle-american (and the coasts desperately try to avoid being middle american)
I really like the way they plug First in the beginning. It doesn't feel like a commercial really
everyones complaining about low quality, I can only see 1080p lol
You've special eyes...
Look. Look with your special eyes.
Xander Farrell Animations My Brand!
I love that at least once an episode my eye catches the Mr. Blobby mask terrifyingly lit on the shelf
I love that Ryan's kneeling on the floor and his head is still higher than everyone else's, lol.
Why this episode isn't called "Essentially a Terrorist Attack" is beyond me
Because 90% of the comments would be "OMFG, CLICKBAIT. I THOUGHT THEIR OFFICE ACTAULLY GOT ATTACKED BY ISIS"
holy crap I just realized how small Jeremy is.
Man the lighting changes from the wide to the close shots throws my eyes for a loop
Avery wrote "All My Friend's Are Dead"?! I love that guy even more now
On the toilet paper (1:30:00) issue, that's not right. I just checked the package and a 2 ply, standard home size roll of Royale has 165 sheets.
God I love avery he needs to be a permanent member of rooster teeth. From the know, on the spot and off topic . His hilarious
This guy Avery is really funny. He was really good on On The Spot too, I wouldn't mind him as new member of AH.
lil j has probably told the best storys on off topic so far XD
I love that AH has been referencing WKUK how Abraham Lincoln really died. Loved those guys and that's one of their best videos.
The scaffolding thing Michael talks about was a guy named Declan Sullivan, it was a lift, and it was a University of Notre Dame football practice. If I remember correctly, after he fell to his death, they continued the practice after knowing what happened. He was on the lift to film the practice.
Even more interesting than the fact that half of people wipe standing while the other half wipes sitting, is how hard it is for one side to respect the other side's method.
Jeremy needs his own podcast for fire and camp stories.
I love Jeremy, he looks like a happy innoscent child, he always cracks me up :)
I didn't know Avery was the author of that book! that's so awesome
i very much enjoy Avery, more of him on podcasts please
1:12:05 Homely - "Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain". You got it, Gavin.
story time runs from about 34 minutes to about an hour for anyone looking for it.
This was the best off topic podcast I've seen so far.
I was here since this video was episode 34
I seen what you did, me too
+52whiteboy Lol, same. you think anyone got yelled at for that?
nah, the uploader probably saw it and was like: oops
So Dead by Daylight is based off of this one time Jeremy went to a campsite to light a bonfire and there was a crazy guy who screaming about bears attacking him.
i know Michael wont see this but. with the Pokemon talk he meant to say Celadon city. Ecruteak was in Johto and was a ghost type gym. just trying to help out for the people that might get confused
Is there a word for this? When you think you've found the "perfect" community of people for yourself, but realize that even though the personalities may be in your favor, its fandom is still just a swatch of the internet, and is therefore just as vitriolic.
This was overall one of the funniest podcasts yet.
Trevor is actually pretty funny. Put him in more stuff.
Omg wtf I've been watching Avery since I saw him shirtless with a bleeding nose playing kiss from a rose on a recorder. This is awesome!
any of jeremy's stories from this podcast for an RTAA
This is one of the few podcasts out there that can work with just 3 people.
What a Super Awesome Off Topic Episode!!!! Great job, everyone out there!!!
I like this Avery guy, he blends in well at Rooster Teeth. I'm excited for Crunch Time; I didn't like the trailer very much, but the preview at RTX this year was amazing, it was SO funny.
Gasoline + Styrofome = Homemade NAPALM
Saiyan Jr does not give a FUCK about your napalm bro when he's shooting kamehameha's everywhere.
+cittycarloso come on man. at least say he doesn't give a frick. we are all friends here
Kyle Selby I'm savage as frick dawg
petroleum jelly works well too, and it's flammable.
...and what happens next involves a prison sentence...
Been waiting for the correct version to be uploaded all day. Happy it's out now
What was wrong with the previous version?
they uploaded episode #34 with this title, it even had the thumbnail for #34 but was labeled as #35
the first version was last weeks episode
thumbnail made me nervous about who would be in the episode, but seeing Michael and Ryan makes it all good
I want to see a Photoshop picture of Avery and little J with their heads switched
About Trevor’s fire drill story: sometimes the school will grab a student and keep them behind to test if the teachers would notice if they have their whole class together/are missing a student
Pretty sure the third "eye" on Sam Fisher's goggles is an IR flashlight, so he can see his way around a room with no other IR sources. It's a thing. Some Cold War-era tanks with IR scopes had a giant IR spotlight on top (in some cases it had a removable cover to convert it to a visible-light spotlight.)
Also, re: one-sheet wiping, I've heard Michael's version first-hand (eww) from multiple soldiers.
Proper napalm is NAptha (i.e., white gas, lighter fluid) and PALMitic acid, the styrofoam thing is a quick-and-dirty substitute from some old Army "how to IED" manual, which got popular due to being in the Anarchist's Cookbook (Ryan remembers that era of the internet.)
oh also I can explain Gavin's heat reflections, it's due to infrared thermals reflecting from your body, it's pretty cool. Works way better on windows to a cold-ass room
This needs to be animated!! I'm literally laughing my ass off
There was one time some friends and I were all standing around a picnic table. A few of them took turns doing a high jump onto the edge of the table. I walked up to it and said "Well somebody is going to get hurt.... I might as well try this too!" Yeah one of my feet didn't make it up and I fell backwards from about 2.5 feet in the air onto concrete directly on my tailbone. Fun.
I flipped when Gavin said Avery wrote "All my Friends are Dead", I love that book
watching the cheese can conversation in slow time is the greatest
Is this a re-upload? I could have sworn I got a notification for this earlier today.
earlier they accidentally uploaded last week's podcast again
Oh, okay. I didn't watch it so I didn't know if I just imagined the notification.
yea same but when I clicked on it it was private
does nobody in Rooster Teeth know how to pour a beer?
this is probably one of my all time favorite off topics
1:28:33 Quite a few things I thought about this. Toilet paper/bog roll likely goes bad eventually. Whether it decays from moisture in the air or whether it gradually accrues bacteria, it does not stay the same/fresh. Moisture gets just about everywhere and toilet paper is absorbent. Moisture also attracts bacteria to it. So leaving out a form of paper in a big cupboard for like a year has decent odds of building up.The immune system on what you'd be using it on is likely not that high. The lower organs are in fact quite absorbent of many things.. Now I don't know all the factors when it comes to sanitary it is, but it does become less desirable if it's out like that all the time. You'd need like a vacuum sealed cupboard to properly protect it. If you have the doors open when you flush the toilet ever, then there's a good chance something in the toilet got on them. You can't really clean it once it's messy either as it breaks down. If you take hot showers in the room, it's likely being contaminated much more quickly.
Now for the replacement side. Anything sexual would just be funny. It would either immensely speed up out of embarrassment or slow down anyone who is in the bathroom/loo when they see what's inside. You could be somewhat considerate and have tampons in it. It would be hilarious and embarrassing for Meg if you just had boxes in there. Any females who visit would also appreciate them. You could store cheap books or newspapers for people who may need a few minutes. You could leave mints or mouthwash. You could put a pop-out of something that comes out as you open the doors and retracts as you close them. Air freshener would likely be a good idea as that doesn't go bad for a long time either and helps in the restroom.
So there, some reasons why it could be bad and some options. I'm not saying I know my stuff, but having it out of the plastic just seems like a bad idea to me. You also can always do something with empty space. The question merely is whether it's worth it to change or not.
In my science class, there was this guy who spilled iodine on the table, so he thought it would be funny to lick it up.
Hidden Valley (jeremy mentions it around 55:10) is a scout camp ive been going to for five years lol
That was legit one of the best podcast I've ever watched
"Some call them 'Players.' I call them 'Victims.'" Fits the Mad King, doesn't it?
Ever since they called out Michael's ears moving when he talks, i can't stop noticing his ears going up and down as he talks
that moment michael says he never bashed a hole in his room or broke a light, i look at the hole in the wall under my desk, and look at my shattered light fixture on the ceiling. *sigh*
About half stand and about half sit. Almost all didn't realise there was a third option.
There are a few possible issues as to why the beer keeps foaming. 1: the length of line being used is too short. You normally want a good length of beer line (10 ft) which provides resistance and helps prevent the CO2 from just straight outgassing. 2: the lines are no where near cold enough. Keep the beer, and beer lines, cold. If the beer sits in the line and warms up, it will start to lose the CO2 that it has absorbed. This will cause lots of foaming until you get back to cold beer fresh from the keg. 3: if you are using a CO2 system to push out the beer, the pressure might be sitting to high. Turn it down to around 8 psi. Just a few ideas. Not sure if who you guys had install this stuff, but if you keep having problems, just contact a local homebrew shop and they can help you fix it.
I haven't laughed this much in ages, lil j's stories are the best
When Michael's talking about having to go to Ecruteak before Sabrina's gym... Isn't Ecruteak in Johto? The part about the gym burning and him getting a badge for it did happen in Kanto, though
Calling it now. Their childhood stories are going to be turned into RTAAs. If not I will be disappointed, because they were great.
Jeremy has the best camping stories
Last time I was this early, it was last week's Off Topic
Lol I get it
Heads up, the game they're talking about at 1:42:00 or around their, James and Elyse did a gameplay of on their channel.
Wow Little J's stories were so amazing. He should tell more.
Avery is one of the only people in the company that I’ve seen successfully call Michael on something he’s said, it being the seat heat. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Jeremy is more and more becoming my favorite (coming as an Funhaus fan)
love to see more avery!!
I used to stand and wipe too, but the toilets in my school were automatic, so to avoid them always flushing before I was done, I had to learn to sit and wipe.
everybody complaining about 360p my only option is 1080p its gonna take forever for this to load:/
I got everything on mobile
I refreshed the page now I have everything
+minetwister100 yea i couldnt get it to start at all at first so just left it alone for a little bit now im good (also on mobile)
do people still not know it's YT processing time?
@59:16 Ryan knows all about Viking Funerals lol
The most honest thing you can say about Michael's last words and last tweet is that he died as he lived, cursing at the nearest bystander.
pro tip if you don't have the wet wipes but you need them (this is only at home, and with none of those chlorine cleaners in the tank). flush to get a clean bowl, take some fresh TP and dip it in the water.
If you were wondering why this was reuploaded, apparently they uploaded last week's podcast instead of this one.
One of the best off topics ever