Actually, France was extremely well prepared. If they had the opportunity, Germany wouldn't have ever enter France. Germany used their railway system to move all their troops to France in less than a day which is why they fell so damn fast.
I've got it (and sorry if someone's already said this): RYAN's to blame on the pumpkin...for believing Gavin could hold it well enough in the first place. The proof of Gavin "holding" the monitor on his desk was already noted. There. * brushes hands and saunters off * Fixed it.
When they were talking about the splitting the brain thing, and Ryan said "so there's a second mute person living in your body" started thinking what if I'm the second mute person and I'm holding the real me captive..... I'm very tired
Kevin Gluys I live alone and I'm always alarmed when I wake up around 3. IT USED TO SCARE ME SO MUCH, but now my life is pointless and I hate everyone and everything. FUCK! EVERYBODY YOU'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME. EVERYBODY IS GARBAGE and I can't wait to die. So yeah I just freak for a bit then casually go back to sleep.
Gavin: "Between 3:00 and 4:00; that's the hour of filth, where, if you're still up, its like, 'I've done something wrong'. You shouldn't be up at 4:00 in the morning. Ever!" Me: *Checks clock: **3:15**am.* "Welp, I guess I'll finish this episode tomorrow."
I just realised something... It looks like they are all wearing Harry Potter house colours. Jeremy is Gryffindor Jack is Ravenclaw Gavin is Hufflepuff And Ryan is Slytherin Is it just me...??
47:00 I get the same feeling when I order a Diet Coke somewhere and they give me regular Coke. It's that split second of being like "Oh shit, that's not what I was expecting to taste."
I just went back and watched the previous podcast and watched that specific moment in slow mo. Ryan hit the pumpkin sideways away from Gavin and towards Michael. It was ultimately his fault. Gavin did a bad job as well but if Ryan punched directly at Gavin the pumpkin wouldn't have gone anywhere.
1:12:15 During the male birth control pill test they didn't stop because the guys didn't like having mood-swings, they stopped it because a guy became infertile and one guy killed himself. Buzz feed just took the "mood-swing" side effect and ran with it.
also adverse side effects rate in women's birth control according the original article is 2% meanwhile this test recorded roughly 32% of the men experienced adverse side effects.
The suicide was determined to be unrelated to the shot. And one guy out of 320 is not bad. Plus, it was said that his sperm count just took a while to raise back up, I saw nothing definitive about him staying infertile.
The suicide was what caused most of the guys to drop out of the test because they were not sure if it was related. They still stopped it for that reason until the evidence on the suicide came in. As for the infertile thing I'm glad the guy is alright, I was told he was indefinitely infertile. I'm sorry if it sounds like I was bitching in my comment, I genuinely want everything to work out. It just makes me mad that some news outlets called men "Wimps" for dropping out, I mean I would drop out too if a guy fucking killed himself and we had no idea why.
Amber De Marco thats still dismissing the 32% adverse affects rate. medically speaking thats unacceptable given there are other significantly safer alternatives.
As for remastered games I agreed with Gavin that Skyrim looked the same; until I went back into my 360 Skyrim character to refresh my memory on skill tree setup and realized juts how much better the special edition of that game is. Literally everything is so much higher res and way more detailed. I honestly can't say enough good things about the Skyrim remaster.
The spontaneous things on extra life are the best ones. Or at least I think they were made up on the spot. Like Meg bullying Ryan into getting rid of his shoes. Gus getting... Well plastered. The mac and cheese incedents Adam appearing Matt and Jeremy kissing Etc I like the big goals and the planned stuff, but I hope you guys leave enough room for weird shit to be added in so that poor employees can be peer pressured in to shit by 1000s of people xD. I'm sure it is going to be great again. Jack and whoever else helps plan it have hit it out of the park every year.
Ryan and Gavin wifeswap would be incredible. That or the elusive enchilada night. Plus I would LOVE for the ah crew to play that weeping angel game funhaus played instead of the emily game
When they were setting up the pumpkin punch, Gavin tells Ryan to come in from a certain angle and Ryan does so its all Gavins fault he holds pumpkins by placing his hands together and backing up the pumpkin instead of holding them, He doesnt catch monitors from falling, he breaks beer taps, theres no more ketchup in my fridge, and theres no more oreos in my cupboard. What has this world come to!!!!
As a Swedish person, most people I know like both jam and butter on toast, including myself. Though I also know a lot of people who choose to go for just jam since it's less calories but about as good.
Geoff and Griffon will be in Grey, GA for a chainsaw event. I saw her in a post about the event on my facebook feed from someone who has no idea what acheivement hunter is and was really confused until I saw the post was about chainsaw carving.
The difference in bacon between the US and most other countries is the actual cut. The US most commonly uses cuts from the belly of the pig whereas most other countries default to cuts from the pigs back and is generally less fatty
Love how once Gavin says "We have camera footage of it" Ryan immediately switches to "Everyone is partly to blame"
truee haha
That was more of a I'm tired of this argument that we aren't going to resolve so lets give a blanket statement switch
Kevin Gluys Ryan always says that, I'm sure he just didn't want to have a whole conversation about the last podcast
Except he apologized to Michael even in the last Off Topic after it happened
Ryan took part in it, so he would still be partially to blame for it whether he hit it at an angle or straight on. So why wouldn't he apologize?
"Your hand caved like France during the war."
Which war, am I right?
rJUSTINr1995 All of them
Martin9172 they only lost ww2 so. and that's because they were tricked and the high general was a traitor.
I thought that was a british joke, americans don't really have a leg to stand on as they were still hiding behind isolation
Actually, France was extremely well prepared. If they had the opportunity, Germany wouldn't have ever enter France. Germany used their railway system to move all their troops to France in less than a day which is why they fell so damn fast.
Stretch goal, make Gavin do a 'hot coals walk' but with wet bread
Ryan's looking good! He's gotten fairly buff and dare I say healthy.
How dare you?
Must be that bread sandwich diet
Soup Soup and Soup Soup, Soup
It's the Diet Coke, the true source of Ryan's power.
Stretch Goal: Geoff gets a Huffelpuff tattoo.
This needs to happen, it could go near his nose tattoo ;)
I need my gryffindor on one shoulder and Horned Serpent on the other.
"I went 13-7, I did really good" RIP those people that lost to Jack in a shooter.
"You shouldn't be up at four in the morning. Ever." I look over at the clock, it reads 3:52 AM. I have clearly done something wrong with my life.
Gavin is absolutely to blame. The footage shows that Ryan is right, and Gavin did a shitty job holding the pumpkin.
Gavin always likes to externalize the blame
Aaron Lee Everyone externalizes blame and internalizes success.it's a human condition.
Dustin Broussard Do you see the other achievement hunters doing this?
Aaron Lee Do you not?
Aaron Lee not on camera and obviously they don't do anything else in their lives
"Your right hand caved like France in the war" 2 minutes in and I'm already crying laughing
Jack: 100 divided by 16? Thats like 3.
Joshua Heim so sad...
13:30 "You shouldn't be up at four in the morning, ever," Gavin says, right after the clock literally ticks over to 4 AM for me.
Have Team Same voice call their opposite families as a stretch goal and see if they fool them. Jack, "Hi, dear"
im hoping this goes as well as last off topic
ZeroPointPortal same lol
I like how Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico are "the Midwest" for Jack.
"Suck with your mouth and not your lungs!" Strangely enough I knew exactly what Gavin is saying XD
"If you're up at 4am then somethings gone wrong" *glances at clock that says 3am*... *look at time length of podcast*
I accept my fate.
38:38 Gavin's scream is so genuine
Stretch goal - bring back Presented with comment
36:31 i love the camera cutting across all three of them opting out of it and gavin just silently shakes his head no
I just feel if Michael was there he would be having a fit at the crumbs everywhere lol
I knew that Gavin would blame everything else but himself
And he's actually right... again
Not really...
he didnt hold that pumpkin down at all. he just maintained minimum contact with flat hands that would never have held that pumpkin in place
+dzello He didnt hold it. He was blocking it.
dzello You mean like how he also held the computer monitor during the table kick?
Holy shit. Gavin whacking his ankle and jacks reaction was possibly the funniest thing i have seen all year.
"100 / 16 that's like 3 per person."
actually comes out to 6.25 per person
This whole podcast is just physics experiments featuring Little J. Can he squash matter beyond its limits? Can he implode himself? Good times!
stretch goal: gavin gets circumcised
noooooooooo. Whhhyyy.....
why not take his remaining testi?
brett forrest no, that's even worse. definitely not going to do that..
Then they can auction of the skin for charity also.
brett forrest
let the man at least be able to have children
Ryan talking shit about France is my favorite
ArchonZach dude I laughed out loud so much with that joke ryan made in the beginning 😂 totally was not expecting that metaphor
58:10 that Dr Horrible reference, bless you Jeremy. So many references muttered under his breath I'm living.
Sooo, What's the Extra Life goal for getting drunk Gus back??
Priceless
Getting drunk Ryan!!
it just happens
I dont want that :P It was so obnoxious and honestly, scary.
mattbob22ify what you wouldn't wan tot be fondled by Gus?
Only seen the opening bit about First membership and Ryan is already being a freak, there is no way this isn't going to be amazing.
Also I pictured Ryan as Davy Jones when he said "would you eat it's legs off first?" I found this amusing.
I've got it (and sorry if someone's already said this):
RYAN's to blame on the pumpkin...for believing Gavin could hold it well enough in the first place. The proof of Gavin "holding" the monitor on his desk was already noted.
There. * brushes hands and saunters off * Fixed it.
The Mind Of B I really can't argue with you on that lol
Gavin: you shouldn't stay up till 4...ever
Me, staying up until 5 am since senior year of high school: ....well shit
of course jack is the pumpkin
it's a jack-o-lantern after all
vanehla boo
BAMMIT DARB
same
vanehla Underrated comment.
vanehla plus, it's orange, Oompa Loompa
Matt da Gator, straight outta da bayou...
I am really fascinated with Jacks water bottle. That's an awesome water bottle. Also, good for Jack drinking so much water.
Is a loaf of bread just a 20 layer bread sandwich?
"You should never be up until 4" I hear whilst watching this at 4am...
A cool Extra Life stretch goal would be trying to get Ryan drunk.
streach goal get geoff make something with chainsaw
Or have him hold a snake hahahha
I can just tell the opening is gonna be in a how-do-words-good.
Shout out to Queensland who don't have daylight savings because the cows won't know when to get milked
That's the best reason ever!
soloxcan helllll Yeah!
2:22 Two minutes in and we get a "YOU!" from Ryan. Off to a great start.
Arizona doesn't do day light saving time so we switch time zones through out the year (or just go by Arizona time).
When they were talking about the splitting the brain thing, and Ryan said "so there's a second mute person living in your body" started thinking what if I'm the second mute person and I'm holding the real me captive..... I'm very tired
3-4 AM is the witching hour for a reason.
Kevin Gluys I live alone and I'm always alarmed when I wake up around 3. IT USED TO SCARE ME SO MUCH, but now my life is pointless and I hate everyone and everything.
FUCK! EVERYBODY YOU'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME. EVERYBODY IS GARBAGE and I can't wait to die.
So yeah I just freak for a bit then casually go back to sleep.
Whenever I wake up in the witching hour I wander around outside. I've watched dew land, its rad.
Jack: "I went 13 and 7. I was doing really good" 😂
GamerFromTexas yeah i was fucking cracking up at this.
GamerFromTexas well for someone who doesn't play that game every day, that's quite good
Wife swap with Gav and Ryan is the absolute best idea I've ever heard.
I love the Wife Swap idea it would really bring things full circle for them.
The white tears joke was so perfectly executed. Well done Lil-J.
hahaha literally watching this in a lesson and I birst out laughing when Jack is talking abut 7 days to die scaring him on the plane.
I'm just waiting for the highlights from this years Extra Life
Awwww poor Jack. Don't like other countries doing things before MEERRRICCCCAAAAA!!!!
2:22 YOOOOU!!!
Michael and Gavin read fan fiction
Gavin: "Between 3:00 and 4:00; that's the hour of filth, where, if you're still up, its like, 'I've done something wrong'. You shouldn't be up at 4:00 in the morning. Ever!"
Me: *Checks clock: **3:15**am.* "Welp, I guess I'll finish this episode tomorrow."
I'm with Jack on the butter and jam decision, it's a salty-sweet combination! :D
I just realised something... It looks like they are all wearing Harry Potter house colours.
Jeremy is Gryffindor
Jack is Ravenclaw
Gavin is Hufflepuff
And Ryan is Slytherin
Is it just me...??
The pumpkin debacle is Gavins fault because he DIDN'T FUCKING HOLD THE PUMPKIN.
I think something you guys should do is a massive pillow fight except instead of pillows it is loaves of bread.
I always put butter on my toast before I put jam on it, didn't realise it was weird!
2:22 Classic Ryan "YOUUU" Haywood
Haha, it was pretty awesome hearing them talk about the brain. I'm taking Psychology, and we JUST finished discussing this a few lectures ago.
Spent the last 2 weeks re-watching all of this shit... I'm ready.
For the first time, I watched Micheal being tazed and he handled that much better than he described he did.
Lil j wrestling Matt Peake
The Last Call that followed this is amazing. I'm so glad I pay these people money to do stupid things that brighten my day. Thanks AH
How about Jeremy has to bench press Gavin? They just said in a video that Gav weighs less than what he benches
On the topic of the male birth control that Gavin brought up. Most men in that study were fine with the side affects and wanted to continue using it.
Jeremy "Butter and Jelly on toast is unnatural" Here I am with my PB+J like wtf.
38:37 Reminds me of when Ewan McGregor thought kicking Grievous in the leg was a good idea. (Turns out it was a grievous idea).
continues to watch this at 3:56am. AKA the hour of filth.
Ryan isn't allowed to do any more of those intro bits after this one...that's just creepy.
47:00 I get the same feeling when I order a Diet Coke somewhere and they give me regular Coke. It's that split second of being like "Oh shit, that's not what I was expecting to taste."
lol the pumpkin discourse. also, Gavin seems to think he did a lot more communicating than he actually did.
"13 and 7 really good" yes it is little Jack yes it is xD
It was gavin's fault
Pavel Da Impaler it was Ryan's fault.
Allan Locke gavin wasn't holding it properly
Pavel Da Impaler Gavin offered to hold it and then failed dramatically, it was his fault
I just went back and watched the previous podcast and watched that specific moment in slow mo. Ryan hit the pumpkin sideways away from Gavin and towards Michael. It was ultimately his fault. Gavin did a bad job as well but if Ryan punched directly at Gavin the pumpkin wouldn't have gone anywhere.
*****
haha good point
1:16:49 I watched the re-animated dog video...my curiosity is satiated but now I can't sleep...
Jack is awful at math :P "3 burgers per person" (that's about half), "that's like 3 years ago" (less than 1)
Ryan looks so cute eating that bread!
Gavin-“You shouldn’t be up at 4. Ever!”
Me,watching at 4- true
1:12:15 During the male birth control pill test they didn't stop because the guys didn't like having mood-swings, they stopped it because a guy became infertile and one guy killed himself. Buzz feed just took the "mood-swing" side effect and ran with it.
also adverse side effects rate in women's birth control according the original article is 2% meanwhile this test recorded roughly 32% of the men experienced adverse side effects.
The suicide was determined to be unrelated to the shot. And one guy out of 320 is not bad. Plus, it was said that his sperm count just took a while to raise back up, I saw nothing definitive about him staying infertile.
The suicide was what caused most of the guys to drop out of the test because they were not sure if it was related. They still stopped it for that reason until the evidence on the suicide came in. As for the infertile thing I'm glad the guy is alright, I was told he was indefinitely infertile. I'm sorry if it sounds like I was bitching in my comment, I genuinely want everything to work out. It just makes me mad that some news outlets called men "Wimps" for dropping out, I mean I would drop out too if a guy fucking killed himself and we had no idea why.
1 guy out of 320 is pretty bad, if a medicine has a roughly 0.3% chance of causing someone to commit suicide then it should probably be improved
Amber De Marco thats still dismissing the 32% adverse affects rate. medically speaking thats unacceptable given there are other significantly safer alternatives.
As for remastered games I agreed with Gavin that Skyrim looked the same; until I went back into my 360 Skyrim character to refresh my memory on skill tree setup and realized juts how much better the special edition of that game is. Literally everything is so much higher res and way more detailed. I honestly can't say enough good things about the Skyrim remaster.
When I seen the title of this episode I’d never imagine it would have came from that topic of conversation.
watching this podcast at 4 in the morning
Mr. Fuckin' Blobby! Never noticed him before.
I know exactly what Gavin is talking about because I do this all the time when I'm bored
The spontaneous things on extra life are the best ones. Or at least I think they were made up on the spot.
Like Meg bullying Ryan into getting rid of his shoes.
Gus getting... Well plastered.
The mac and cheese incedents
Adam appearing
Matt and Jeremy kissing
Etc
I like the big goals and the planned stuff, but I hope you guys leave enough room for weird shit to be added in so that poor employees can be peer pressured in to shit by 1000s of people xD. I'm sure it is going to be great again. Jack and whoever else helps plan it have hit it out of the park every year.
Just watched another 5minutes... Jack literally says exactly the same haha. I knew the extra life stream was in good hands xD
"You shouldn't be up till 4, ever" Looks at life, oh well, I see how it is Gavin, insult my sleep cycle:( lol
Stretch goal for Ryan should be to do 3 shots of whisky!!
Stretch Goal:
Lil J vs Matt in a Gator costume, mud wrestling edition. True bayou fashion.
Ryan and Gavin wifeswap would be incredible. That or the elusive enchilada night. Plus I would LOVE for the ah crew to play that weeping angel game funhaus played instead of the emily game
38:38 I AM ACTUALLY CRYING LAUGHING
IVE REPEATED THIS PART LIKE FIVE TIMES HELP ME
When they were setting up the pumpkin punch, Gavin tells Ryan to come in from a certain angle and Ryan does so its all Gavins fault he holds pumpkins by placing his hands together and backing up the pumpkin instead of holding them, He doesnt catch monitors from falling, he breaks beer taps, theres no more ketchup in my fridge, and theres no more oreos in my cupboard. What has this world come to!!!!
I absolutely want to see Gavin and Ryan wife swap
Best podcast I've seen in a long time xD
40:53 they are like kids who's parents just left them home alone.
Ryan the Intro Guy
How is jam and butter on toast weird?!
As a Swedish person, most people I know like both jam and butter on toast, including myself. Though I also know a lot of people who choose to go for just jam since it's less calories but about as good.
Geoff and Griffon will be in Grey, GA for a chainsaw event. I saw her in a post about the event on my facebook feed from someone who has no idea what acheivement hunter is and was really confused until I saw the post was about chainsaw carving.
I've always put butter and jam on toast.
Helps it spread better
The difference in bacon between the US and most other countries is the actual cut. The US most commonly uses cuts from the belly of the pig whereas most other countries default to cuts from the pigs back and is generally less fatty