Off Topic: Ep. 29 - Are You In a Cult
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- The AH Crew sits down to talk about Mr. Blobby, Xbox One S, cat stories and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired June 17, 2016 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (cook.ba/1RxiGhC) and H1Z1 King of the Kill (Tweet with #H1Z1Hunter #H1Z1RTX to @H1Z1KotK to be entered into a drawing with the chance to compete on our team)
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Off Topic: Ep. 29 - Are You In a Cult
/ achievementhunter
The Loud One, The Pirate, The Foreigner, and The Poor Man's Jesus.
HAHAHA poor man's Jesus
Pirates didn't let women fuck them in the ass because they were too sissified to say no. Very Insulting to pirates to make that connection.
James Culen Ok.
James Culen Good for you?
Power Armor I'm glad I'm not alone in my confusion. However I'm starting to consider that as an example of what the average RoosterTeeth subscriber is like. Completely lost, unfunny, and just so so alone.
I like how after all these years they've basically circled all the way back round to Drunk Tank.
There are very few people old enough to get this joke!
+Austin LaCour reference*
+brockl481 eh, same shit. 😂
+waynestar100 excuse me? What was even said here?
+Austin LaCour i actually have no idea
Imagine Mr.Blobby being the guy who says "Welcome to the family son."
You just made my day 100% better
Mr.Blobby Or imagine him being a killer in Dead by Daylight.
jesus christ XD
I have never had a more terrifying thought in my entire life
I freaking love that!
Gavin: "You're Going to Hell."
Michael: "That's fine. I'll see ya there, buddy."
Michael's cat tablet joke had me in fucking stitches.
I found Gavin's response 200x funnier! "I just don't approve of the joke*british accent, sips tea*"
when?
+Joel Robledo 1:57:59
+Joel Robledo about 1:16:00-1:17:00
+Joel R. About 00:00 - 1:57:57
Geoff's "I played the first hour of Battlefield: Hardline, loved it, never touched it again" perfectly describes my relationship with every show I try to watch on Netflix. Watched the first episode. Loved it. Never went back to it.
Gavin is definitely in the right with the tablet conversation. A tablet is a chalky disk that someone can either swallow whole or chew up. A pill is a capsule that has a plastic coating and you definitely shouldn't chew them. They're two different things.
Yeah, it's not an American thing, maybe just east coast. I say tablet, when it is, in fact, a tablet.
+Maxwell Maybe Michael just assumes that whatever Gavin says is dumb and wrong
I thinks its more that he calls them all pills because he always swallows them whole. I never differentiate between pill and tablet because I just swallow it no matter what, it doesn't matter to me.
I live on the west coast, and I've never heard anyone call medicine you swallow a "tablet". They're all pills. The ones you can chew are even called chewable pills. If you're refering specifically towards the ones with stuff in them, we call them capsules.
Nah what you called a pill is really called a capsule. Which isn't coated in plastic but a dissolvable gel. You shouldn't chew one because dear lord you'll just get a mouthful of pure medicine.
Put simply tablets and capsules are both types of pills.
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby guys!! Come chat to me on my fb page!!
facebook.com/mrblobbyofficial
Peace n' Blobbin' xx
I never in a million years thought I would get bullied on the internet :( Blobby :(
Sorry Blobby.
Thank you Jon :) Blobby!
It's okay Mr.Blobby
OH FUCK!!!!! ITS FUCKING REAL!!!!!!
Gavin's End Credits Names:
1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones
2: Weenie Inspector
3: Fart Archivist
4: Magician's Assistant
5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley
6: The Law
7: Gurt Miser
8: (RTX Australia no credits)
9: Helmet Boy
10: Finger Holster
11: Peef Rimgar Superfan
12: Witch in Training
13: Inflatable Flesh Sack
14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant
15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist
16: Funhaus Intern
17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views
18: Smuggest Prick
19: Beaver Expert
20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs
21: Anal Baguette
22: Deported
23: He is the Clit Commander
24: Ron Weasley
25: Human Excement
26: Dead and Forgotten
27: The Real Mr. Blobby
28: My Boi
29: EU Secessionist
Geoff talking about Millie is the greatest thing ever. The love that man has for his daughter is unreal and it makes me happy just hearing him talk about her.
"What's it like living in the past?" You're using an iPhone, doesn't matter which model it is, you're still about 18 months behind the rest of the world.
christ i thought i saw the last of the living nightmare that was mr blobby but no, gavin has to resurrect the darkest remnants of my childhood
I'll never die.
+Mr.Blobby Jesus Christ. We are all gonna fall down to the mr. Blobby overlords! Praise Blobby!!!
D:
Not even 2 hours? What is this, the RT Podcast? I can't believe this.
Dude its only 3 minutes under 2 hours what is your deal
joke
+Eli Trout Can you not understand he's joking?
+Eli Trout dude it's sarcasm, what's your deal?
+Michael Tanner maybe I didn't know it was a joke? Calm tf down
Watching Geoff so excited to see his daughter playing Overwatch is honestly one of my favorite things about him, is his dedication to being a good dad
I really hope they get CowChop on the podcast one of these days
as much as I love Aleks, I don't think he would really fit in a podcast type of video, James could be good though
+Ryan Fitzgerald but Aleks and Ray would be fantastic....... imagine all the memes
+Ryan Fitzgerald they did Creature Talk
aleks is in russia
True, and it was a very hit and miss podcast
Geoff, like the only parent who says f yes to his kid asking for a game. :P It's awesome.
I really really really want a Rage Quit with Michael and James
That is the greatest idea I've ever heard
Or James yelling at Gavin while Michael is yelling at Aleks
+TheRocker500 fucking. Genius.
I dont know how Michael does it. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO hes 100%. He always sounds excited and happy to make content. IMO he carries AH with his enthusiasm.
Extra life idea: They should get a snake to wrap around Geoff if it hits 1 Million.
1:47:37 Eff bomb from Gavin. Rare sighting confirmed.
Do we win the tower of pimps
+Juan Ospina the audience always wins
Millie wanting Overwatch from Geoff is heartwarming.
I love any podcast that Griffon makes an appearance in. This was amazing.
I'd love to see James from CowChop on here atleast once!
who
+DTOWNZxBOI Jake from state farm at 3 in the morning? umm who is this
please make this happen
DTOWNZxBOI hey i saw you on jinx channel
DTOWNZxBOI lmfao
Damn there are almost 30 episodes of this already, been here since episode 1. Keep up the awesome podcast I love it!
they should send them a controller, but only send them one. and not give it to anyone specifically
label it to the "funny" one and let them go
Jack would take it,
+Nate C until they bring it up on Off Topic
+Tero Nauven the controller of discord. Nice
You can tell how much Geoff cares about Millie and it's really heartwarming
Glad to see that Ben Linus is doing so well.
49:30 to matts "moth liquid" statement, moths don't pee. The coloured liquid was the fluid used to help inflate the wings after emerging from the cocoon. Extra fluid is expelled once the wings are filled.
If Matt doesn't treat his cat nicer I'm gonna steal it
I kinda understand Matt. My cat meets me at the door almost like a dog with "OMG I missed you" and when I try to pet her half the time she doesn't let me. Like WTF I have to work sorry, lol
0:28 Geoff's face says it all LOL
Mr blobby on the Big fat quiz show is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Good to see matt joining in more, he's a funny guy when he talks
I am formally submitting my application to become a Jeremy Watcher.
That "shit" part was funny as hell. Almost perfect unison in their movement.
Not trying to be like creepy or anything, but Griffon honestly has one of the best personalities I've ever seen in a person. Geoff is extremely lucky.
I was so sad when she disappeared from rt content. Good to have her back
Another fun fact about Comic Sans: It's the most widely available dyslexia-accessible font, and its ease of reading the different characters also makes it good for teaching kids to read in the first place :)
beware of the crystaline things that build up in the cats bladder and urithra. my cat died because of those, he couldnt pee so he was in so much pain. it mainly happens in male cats
It's cute that Geoff has a nice story about Millie as this comes out on Father's Day.
Did Geoff just say a 40 minute walk is not far
This is madnness!?!
Dude that's like 3 miles, go take a walk once in a while
you say that like walking 3 miles to your friends house is normal
it really depends where you live, like It takes an hour to get to a friend's house and I still walk
growing up in Texas without a car you learn a 40 minute walk is nothing.
but its not...
Over the course of three months, Geoff trained himself to open a can of beer with his nose and a longneck with his eye socket in case his hands, feet, or mouth were ever incapacitated.
Yeah, if his mouth is incapacitated, you don't wanna know how he trained to get that beer into his body.
I-.... I was happy for Dishonored 2 screen-time.... ;-;
Watching Micheal die of laughter for about 30 seconds after Gavin says "his soul is black" made my day.
Just saying... even though these guys essentially play video games for a living, you really shouldn't listen to their suggestions on what's good and what is bad. Unless you have a large group of close friends that you can always play with whenever. Still love them all but they really don't seem to have the best taste in video games. Though that's just what I think. Hopefully I'm not in the minority.
did you see their best of 2015 list? you're not alone lol. they have awful taste
They have their own opinions, and they are just as valid as yours.
yeah they had battlefront and destiny on their best 2015 games list
It's funny to see them talking about stuff in the iPhone updates that have been on Android for a very long time. :3
I still see nothing wrong with Matt. Can someone explain why they don't like him? Like honestly, I always see "He's unbearable" but so is Gavin, so what's your point?
It's just that he tries so hard to be funny but he's simply not a funny person which is totally okay but know what you're good at. Similar to why people hate Lindsay generally just trying way too hard to be funny and they aren't funny people.
people don't like change, he's different from the main ah guys so they don't like him
@MohawkManiac that's not at all it, otherwise people would hate Jeremy as much and it's a fraction as much hate, he's just way less entertaining. Yes the AH community is harsh on new arrivals like even Ryan, Jeremy, and all them have gotten but Matt and Lindsay get it worse than anyone for a reason
He isn't a natural fit in the way that Jeremy is, Jeremy quickly was able to form a bond with Michael & gavin, as one of the lads. Matt is more on the outskirts. His tone, his dopey delivery & lack of jokes also doesn't help. I guess people don't like him because he doesn't feel like a natural fit to the crew at times and watching an interaction that doesn't seem genuine makes the viewers upset at, because they see it. How ever. He's not mica. So everyone fucking suck it up and appreciate his spot on the podcast being taken up and not free for mica to take. This also applies to Lindsay.
+Mohawk Maniac p.s it's not that people don't like change. Jeremy is one of the fans favorites and he came in exactly when Matt did in almost of a pair type package. That argument is and always be invalid. We're ok with change. Just good change. Natural, funny change. We all accepted Ray leaving bc in the end he was no longer into it, or funny & we saw that. So him leaving was a GOOD change.
I love how Geoff and Jack are wearing the same shirt in this. They really are Hufflepuff buddies.
I honestly don't have a problem with Matt
"The ginger bastard, Chris Evans" Thanks Gavin XD
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED FOR DISHONERED 2?!!! ITS WAS THE BEST THING THERE!! BETTER THAN FALLOUT 4 AND ALL OF ITS DLC! HOLY SHIT AM I EXCITED FOR DISHONERED 2!
Different strokes for different folks.
yeah its a fucking occult classic, sure it didnt have the greatest sales right off the back but neither did vampyr and that game is fucking amazing
*cult classic
Naw occult...that game spawned some serious shit
josephthemighty
SILLY WHO?1
I love the conversation about Milly and how Geoff was slight concerned about how much she plays minecraft.
No significant amount of dislikes? Must not be any Mica in this video. About time.
She wasn't on last week.
0:50 genuine blobby move - including the chilling scream
Fuck H1Z1, just saying. Dead game, rest in peace; when a game dies, leave it dead
There's no such thing as a dead game anymore. It can be updated and improved. But I will say I am skeptical H1Z1 will improve much. :P
K0sm1cKid, SWIMlovesyou The community and experience is dead, which is most of a game today
I thought the game was a large part of the game?
One of my favorite podcast crews. YES.
This is my cult /\
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this is my clit ^
I'm a simple AH fan. I see Matt, I close the tab. It's that easy.
I quite like dishonored actually. :(
Good. You better.
A lot of people do, I know quite a few people who would agree that it just failed to grip them though. Myself included.
The game became a laugh when you upgraded blink though.
Same. It's highly well received. It seems that these 4 (except Michael) are in the minority in that they didn't like Dishonored.
matt is probably the funniest guy in this episode, i love it
I want that mask. Where do I buy that mask? Let me buy that mask.
***** I might wan that mask.
+Raffi You can buy a full suit for £54 so who wants to buy it and send it to Gavin?
Love this show! More Matt please! 10/10
To anyone who's about to complain about Matt being on this podcast just think at least it's not mica
It didnt work
Anyone else notice how Matt looked at the camera, literally every time it was on him?
Chalk one more reason up on the board why I hate the youtube side of RT: People are *still* finding a way to talk about what Mica said just to whine and complain about it.
I mean I know this is youtube and everything, but I never realized how many crybaby ignorant 12 year olds there are in the roosterteeth community.
the sad thing is...they're proving her right
how?
what did mica say? i must of missed it
Mica basically kept complaining about inequality between men and women, white and black, racist and not racist, Austin and Texas etc. etc.
Basically what people expect to hear from a modern 'African' American. (I put ' ' because humanity is from the Pangaea, not Africa in particular).
SMthegamer1 Just gonna point out that modern humans evolved less than 1 million years ago, while pangaea broke apart 175 million years ago.
Gavin should 100% setup a lets play channel, he is the most sound guy ever!
I'm really tired of them saying it's because of us that they never released the rest of Gears Judgement playthrough when the first video has over 800K views and they didn't release more but they played all of Halo 5 when the first one only had 500K and every video afterwards has less than 300K
That's the Achievement Hunter way. Blame everyone but yourself despite all logic. Especially the audience because most take it without comment or even love getting the blame like a masochist and the ones that do comment have no real power.
Yeah, they constantly make fun of people who try and change something. Like I've been going through and watching videos from over 5 years ago and even then a criticism that makes sense will get called out by them as being ridiculous. Obviously enough people were talking about it that it got your attention. You would've thought that the community week they had while back would've opened their eyes some when all they did before was make fun of people asking for a second Fuel Let's Play and then most of the votes went to them playing Fuel (and 7 Days to Die) again.
Keep in mind, older videos tend to have more views because they have been out longer.
True, but that just adds to the fact that they could have the entire Let's Play up (we know they filmed more than they released) and have mutiple videos closing on the 1mil mark. They've only ever finished like 2? full games and only ever released 1 part, rarely more (Borderlands 2 had 3 parts)
Geoff was describing the plot to mgs4 with the evil arm stuff, shoutout to liquid ocelot
The anticipation to find out if Mica was going to be on was real. I can watch this one.
Maswartz226 I'm not crying about it, it barely affects my life. I'm sure she's a fine person, but I don't want to listen to another podcast with her, I don't like her. My bad.
Exactly right my brethren. I'm still trying to recover
+Primitive Spongbob watch vid fool
+Maswartz226 I'm not that kind of person, but she ruins the entertainment value of this podcast, this isn't the platform for all that real talk
+Primitive Spongbob she went on this whole feminist rant almost out of nowhere... Made a lot of good points... But also ruined the mood of the podcast. It seemed to me like the three guys felt a little uncomfortable with the direction she took it, but that's just my interpretation of the situation.
i like that with each new episode of Off Topic, there are more and more total amounts of "wtf" looks to the camera
My neighbor is cheating on her boyfriend.
I actually liked this podcast, there was great chemistry here even with Matt (:
Thankfully, no racist ass Mica on this one
I thought the exact same thing
What makes her racist? You clearly aren't aware of either definition
Jesus, do you guys still have your panties in a twist over that?
Moana Did you happen to have the displeasure of sitting through her little rant?
rac·ist
noun
1. A person who believes that a particular race is superior to another
User Name Nope, clearly just just said I was thankful she's not on the video.
i fucking love when griffon is on the podcast
I'm part of the 1% that doesn't watch game of thrones
Same here. In fact, most of those popular shows are what I don't watch because I'm not interested in them
I watch popular shows just not game of thrones. Mostly gore stuff.
Geoff "They're making a DLC where you can make your own vault." There's literally already a mod that does exactly that.
Is this an apology for the social justice from Mica?
I guess I'll have to wait to see what cult they are talking about then. It was a long shot.
Apology for social justice?
That doesn't even make sense.
...apology for the social justice rant from Mica? Better?
people are more mad she spent 30-45 minutes hijacking the podcast for a topic only she could talk about more so than what she said. I think if she spent 5-10 minutes talking about it and moved on there would be way less outcry
They don't need to apologize for it. If something's still an issue in society, than it's still worth complaining about.
When they were saying Chris Pontius I couldn't stop thinking of a player on my local team, The Philly Union, of the same name. It made it really funny to me
Matt rarely talks and he's still cringeworthy.
Geoff looked so happy when gavin agreed to get drunk together lol
My cat has crystals, but they won't go away and she won't stop pissing on my laundry.
bite your tongue Geoff dishonored is amazing and the sequel got the attention it deserves
I love it when Geoff tells stories about Millie.
Here I am in 2019 realizing that Mr Blobby absolutely had a hand in the origin of Garbo man, if only subconsciously.
My mom and step dad are both bikers which is pretty cool. My mom is apart of this thing called 2 Wheel Heros which is a charity group that goes from place to place helping kids in need. They have special custom bikes that are made to resemble certain superheroes and they dress up in costumes as well. My moms bike is made to be Bumblebee from Transformers.
Having a beer with Geoff and Gavin is on my bucket list
As a teenager, I was on the bus to work and about 15 people of my parents age piled on all dressed in home-made Mr Blobby suits. They proceeded to drunkenly shout "blobby blobby blobby blobby" for the rest of the journey.
I still have no clue where they were going or why. It was about 9 in the morning.
I want Griffin, Geoff, Gavin and Michael on every podcast!
and now mr blobby became the most looked up thing on youtube for now
Geoff's face when Griffon shows up. Awwwwwwwwww!
I'm kinda happy to hear that Gavin knows there's different types of pills. And also Michael; you have 100% taken a tablet in your life, some Advil and other pain suppression drugs are tablets.
watching this late at night and the intro scared the shit out of me
Personally, I loved all your Titanfall and Destiny videos. Titanfall was great because you guys were actually pretty good at it and I love being able to cheer for you. I say more.
I never expected to see Mr. Blobby on an AH Podcast
Haha, I love how Geoff asked now much for him to own a snake, says 100 million dolars, but asks 'what kind of snake' when talking about 1 million goal for extra life. For the kids, Geoff! :D
geoff's expression is priceless. xD
always great to see the demon that haunted my nightmares as a child
I went and watch the trailer for we happy few, and the pill for joy, reminds me of the movie The Giver
1:55:15 is great seeing the reaction of Gavin's credit in the screen's reflection.
could you imagine how funnier it would have been if gavin's name was on the "well shit" sign in the minecraft let's play
The movie Geoff was referring to about the dude who gets an evil arm attached is Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead.
Mr blobby used to scare the shit out of me. I don't know if I can get through this episode.