Posted right between and advertisement for cows for sale and those 95 Theses that some clergyman wrote up. (Yes, I know the century is wrong, but I had to.)
It even kind of matches with the biblical Song of Solomon (aka ancient flirty sexy times), which has the line "He is an apple tree in the forest, I delight to sit in his shade and eat his fruit" and the rest of the poem has the recurring phrase "He/She who grazes between the lilies." What bushy part are they eating Solomon, what are you referring to?👀
"Young Prince Montero slid down the column from the Heavens to the Inferno, and found company amongst the Forsaken and Deviant. Despite references to positions of sin and immorality, we have no option to consider these two to be exceptional close friends, as was common in the time."
"Answer me this, vulgar peasant: How can thou define my twerking as "unholy" and "sinful" if it slayed the devil himself? Aye, I did nae thought so..."
@@jazheynasegundo2577Continue thy holy twerketh, thou are enacting thy deed of god. For his bosom be bountiful, his glutinous Maximus be voluminous, that even thy wicked being trembles below him.
Could you please tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking
Could you tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking
Hello, can anyone tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking. Thank you
My lyrics in the description: Like a sickness swiftly acquired Love's invitation was not required A fancy untried but oft desired I've sought in a glance a risk of hellfire With thee, flirtation needn't be attempted With thy beauty thou hast that craft invented Upon the table, love elixirs have thee tempted. With all thy wealth, thou miser, thou livest exempted Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend Rejected grace, and embraced sin If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth Hmm, hmm, hmm, Hmm, hmm, hmm, Aye, Aye, I'd want to sell what thou buy'st I'd want to schedule a tryst in Trieste Contract sea-sickness from the Adriatic Gondola sails into carnivalic Venice Oh, oh, oh, why me? To dote on the Doge, and grow the treasury Three thousand Ducato, T'was mine every week Such a time, the canals were gilded in my wake So must I stay As the new Venetian Elite Disregard the misers counting florines and multiply faces on the soldi, soldi, soldi Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend Rejected grace, and embraced sin If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth Write me, sign thy name, (hmm, hmm, hmm) Tell me thou lovest me in private Write me, sign thy name (hmm, hmm, hmm) I care not if thou lyst.
Good heavens! Call the priest! This one is defiling the church with their SCANDALOUS ANKLES. We much decide their capital punishment as they deserve God's graceful help! Heavens! The NERVE of these PEASANTS thinking they are in any MIND to DARE show off those scantily clad ankles! (For legal purposes, this is a joke)
Dost Little Nassian X not realize the severity of thine crime!? Dost he not think of how his influence may TAINT mine offspring!?!?!? How am I to let mine children wander streets, if they can find easily these satanic chants!! This ist Heresy!!!
Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need Calleth in the morn, I'll be on thy way Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need Calleth by thou name, I'll be on thy way by horse...horse...horse...horse
>youre playing DnD >you walk into a tavern >this is playing >all the patrons are wearing what seems to be minimalistic leather armor >all the patrons are men > some of them are looking at you >the huge hairy goblinoid bartender gets you a drink on the house cuz youre a first time patron >"Welcome to Bugby's gay tavern, we put the bro in brothel"
You see, this feels right. As soon as I heard the song I was like when is the medieval style dropping because it simply is how I feel this song would sound.
I'm so facinated by the fact that you can use this music (and every other cover by this guy) during a medieval (fantasy or not) RPG session and it would be totally accurate
"Bosom companions" "No, of course they weren't gay! Male friendships could be close yet utterly platonic at the time! There's no need to bring perversion into it!" *wanders off muttering something negative about the younger generation*
Only 1400 kids remember this masterpiece💀
ONGG🙏🏼
Memories
Girl this was my shit in the 1430's 😩
I was only 13 when I heard this, now I am 635 and I feel so old
@@som1ove I feel you bro 😭
How did Naive Nautilus X not get burned at the stake for this song? We shall never know but will keep streaming
LMAO
“Naive Nautilus X” I’m fucking losing it that is so funny 😂😂😂
NAUTILUS
naive nautilus the tenth
I'm crying 😂😂
“Thou doth twerketh with mighty sin to the beateth” ~ Book of Nas, verse X
Thou beth doth do any sin to the mighty goth/god
thy medieval twerking
*Nas the Little, Xth of His Name
*WHEEZETH*
😂😂😂😂
Tiktok gonna have a field day with this one 💀
💀💀
im here from the lord nasson x tik tok about the hot wench midsummer
@@tohstedd i already followed bardcore covers before but so am I
They already have 😂😂
Plan on it!
My religious parents wouldn't let me listen to this ballad. - the community board, 1569
GOLD
Posted right between and advertisement for cows for sale and those 95 Theses that some clergyman wrote up. (Yes, I know the century is wrong, but I had to.)
im aware, right?! puerile parents...
(im an idiot im sorry)
Nice
🤣🤣🤣
When you want to read some comments but all of them are about a different version of twerking
👁️👄👁️
Do you know why?
@@awkwardaardvarks yes I do, I just wanted to read some other kind of comments too but almost couldn't get through the twerking comments lmao
@@pippaulins5162 same but I'm not complaining tho-
@@awkwardaardvarks I don’t, is it
“Nobody, absolutely nobody” 2.0 ?
@@bubbles000 i don't know either, that why i'm asking :)
When lord nasson x releases a new chant for the hot wench midsummer despite it being declared heresy by the church: 💃 *medieval sinful twerking*
When the bard composes a song so fire not even the church condemning it as heresy can stop them.
lord nasson exodus the 5th to you
I saw someone post a tiktok with this exact caption lol
I shall showeth thyne ankles with glee
@@sativasimpson9589 thank you for the correction oh cultured one
When the history kid, religious kid, and the music kid get put together on an assignment
gay friend groups be like
but what if i'm all three
@@m.fernando5749 youre a fucking carry B)
@@m.fernando5749 I would pray to be in your team when the teacher assigns groups then
@@emmautterback3927 Lmao
**I'm getting burnt at the stakes for being a witch twerking**
This trend needs to stop i'm sorry
* currently in a witch trial twerking *
@@tahamohammad1741 no, thyne twerking must never end. Thyne twerking shall continue. Rejoice!
@@ahyesfishcat8889 Then, *medieval twerking*
*"Witch" twerking while burning in flames*
Nobody:
The music when you enter a fire level:
Now that you said it I can imagine
*Skylanders nostalgia hits*
@• I don't wanna ruin the 333 likes
@Nintendo here's the song for the next fired themed temple
he does enter a fire level in the music video
Okay but the line “If Eve has fled thy garden, eat what is forbidden” is a genius medieval adaptation of the og line
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING
I would like this, but it has 666 likes. I don't mess with perfection
well now we have to write the whole song like this
@@psychoseagull3104 the full lyrics are in the description
It even kind of matches with the biblical Song of Solomon (aka ancient flirty sexy times), which has the line "He is an apple tree in the forest, I delight to sit in his shade and eat his fruit" and the rest of the poem has the recurring phrase "He/She who grazes between the lilies." What bushy part are they eating Solomon, what are you referring to?👀
*henry VIII when he forgets which Catherine is walking around his household*
Catherine: 😱
Henry and Anne: 😰
Smol child Mary: 🙈
PLSHSHSHAGEHWGAHA
Kathrine Howard:👁️👄👁️
I love history LMFAO
@@Rivers_TG Catherine of Aragon: 🤨
Catherine Parr: 😐
The monks where aghast when they heard this, and one swift shoemaker tried to have another executed for "unlawful satan shoes"
I doth say it was a cobblers thought 😉
I think you’re mistaken, monks back then were out of their minds, they probably choreographed it and performed it for each other
LMFAOOOOO
@@anicasey9868, wait tell me more about these monks, sources please.
im crying why does it sound like a new super mario bros desert theme
... Can't unhear it now.
You’re so right oh my god
sTOP
Why did you do this to us? You've blursed us with this knowledge.
*BITCH*
You right.
*walks down street shaking head at everyone twerking*
Oh dear, looks like another plague be upon us. I must hasten to the church lest I become ill.
Dancing plague time!
Plague doctor hides in the shadows:
Someone said plague?
**twerking in armor**
*clang clang*
*clunk clunk clunk clunk*
i just imagined that omg😂
@@annar.2480 hehe we need a gif or something
@@skylight_gameuse hell yes!!!!!
"Young Prince Montero slid down the column from the Heavens to the Inferno, and found company amongst the Forsaken and Deviant. Despite references to positions of sin and immorality, we have no option to consider these two to be exceptional close friends, as was common in the time."
😂💀 “they were best friends”
"[And they were] exceptional close friends"
Omg they were exceptional close friends
*historically twerking*
lmaoooo
I just got through 4 twerking comments in a row 😂
😂
**secret witch twerking**
my friend tol me about this comment and I'm so glad i found it :,,,)
As someone who practices witchcraft I do in fact twerk to this rendition lol
b r o
S A M E
@@captainteeko4579 Me too! 😂
*joins in*
"Rejected grace, and embraced sin If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden" is on a whole another level of poetry
"Answer me this, vulgar peasant: How can thou define my twerking as "unholy" and "sinful" if it slayed the devil himself? Aye, I did nae thought so..."
ahahaha i love this one
Nae, thy educated being hath point.
@@jazheynasegundo2577Continue thy holy twerketh, thou are enacting thy deed of god. For his bosom be bountiful, his glutinous Maximus be voluminous, that even thy wicked being trembles below him.
@@izzybluebell8399 I’m dead Lmaoo
*WENCH!*
*skyrim twerking*
✨teabag em wenches✨
I danced this to Molag Bal
Arrow to the knee twerking
Nazeem twerking
Cloud District Twerking
when time-travel is made available, we're totally going back in time to play this, right?
𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚏 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎!
course
I'll bring the speakers, if it's even possible
Yup😩💪
@@Jayisnthere_ nah, we have to do it the old fashioned way
*feudal twerking*
I, thy lord and ruler, your king.
So decree that this shall be twetking summer.
Culture person ha?
when thou can’t meet thy grain quota thou must pleaseth thy landlord in oth’r ways
@@neerajpalnitkar3781 HAHAH thou art humorous
Lol
**bard twerking**
......ehe
@@finnheisenheim8274 TE NANDAYO
@@finnheisenheim8274 🤞
u mean Venti style twerking
venti?
Wizard: *dies of twerking damage*
*fair maiden twerking*
ye faire maiden is twerkinge
* *ankles showing twerking* *
*scandalous twerking*
wears a white bow
An thou art a peasant like me, thine ankles should be covered in mud and not remotely tempting to the eyes of the less fair sex.
HERESY!
WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN!
me looking through the comments of this video
the same exact twerking joke 800 times: allow us to introduce ourselves
*sinful peasant twerking*
Joe
@Dione Fernandes joe
@@EggTasticBean joe
Burnt at the stake for this
Could you please tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking
Thou shall calleth me by thy name ✨
LMAOSJKDL
😂😂😂
Shalt*
@@olbiomoiros it's shall, shalt is "shouldn't"
@@olbiomoiros shalt is “shall not”
*twerking cause everyone else is twerking twerking*
Yeah but why tho
Please vhange everything about your profile thanks :)
@@lizabeth529 Why? That profile is godly.
@@awkwardaardvarks mass hysteria
**unholy twerking**
Omfg😂
unholy posterior gyration >:)
LMAO
Pog
Could you tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking
**elegant twerking**
Brilliant twerking
@@NatKhatoon lmao yes
@@vibepolice499 **plagueth twerketh**
Hello, can anyone tell me where did "________ twerking" comments originate, i keep seeing them filling so many comment sections that i give up finding comments about the video. But where and how did it start is what im asking. Thank you
@@moonkookie1505 i have no idea
🥵😍
hearing this makes me realize the the planet is actually worth saving
**feudal twerking**
kaidou 🥺
This is a bop, imagine dancing to these tunes while you're burning alive because they accused you for being a witch
Beats so sick it caused the dancing plague of 1518
the only aesthetic i accept 😌✨
@@brickyy3106 burning witch core 🔥 🧙♀️ 🧹 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩🙈
Those times were dark as fuck. I'm glad I live now, I'm gay and I don't plan on burning alive anytime soon lol 😂
*crispy twerking*
**plague rat twerking**
**plague doctor twerking**
Medieval twerking
I love these comments sm
THE SONG ALREADY GAVE ME THESE TYPES OF VIBES
Same!!
Yesssss
Yep some of ancient greek vibes, moreover there is greek scripts carved on the tree
yeah felt like it could be easily medievalized, can't believe it really happened!
YAS
the song really has lots of eastern tones when you listen to this version wow
**twerking in a god honoring way**
Underrated comment, i love it
Im weak
Okay but like they d i d though 😭
twerking for God
*joins in* me lord shall like no sin in this dance
My lyrics in the description:
Like a sickness swiftly acquired
Love's invitation was not required
A fancy untried but oft desired
I've sought in a glance a risk of hellfire
With thee, flirtation needn't be attempted
With thy beauty thou hast that craft invented
Upon the table, love elixirs have thee tempted.
With all thy wealth, thou miser, thou livest exempted
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Hmm, hmm, hmm,
Aye, Aye,
I'd want to sell what thou buy'st
I'd want to schedule a tryst in Trieste
Contract sea-sickness from the Adriatic
Gondola sails into carnivalic Venice
Oh, oh, oh, why me?
To dote on the Doge, and grow the treasury
Three thousand Ducato, T'was mine every week
Such a time, the canals were gilded in my wake
So must I stay
As the new Venetian Elite
Disregard the misers counting florines
and multiply faces on the soldi, soldi, soldi
Compounds-strange imbibed with thy friends
Thou livest in shade, for I cannot pretend
Rejected grace, and embraced sin
If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me on the morrow, I'll leave upon receipt
Write me as thou willst, Write me as thou need'st
Write me, sign thy name, I'll leave upon receipt, forsooth
Write me, sign thy name, (hmm, hmm, hmm)
Tell me thou lovest me in private
Write me, sign thy name (hmm, hmm, hmm)
I care not if thou lyst.
Yes gawd
how are you so fast i-
The italian part is GOLD!
"If Eve has fled the Garden, eat what is forbidden
" is now my favorite gay catholic pick up line
on god i want to cover
being executed for homosexuality but its a bop
* sacrificial twerk *
I WAS THE 666’TH LIKE (un)HOLY FUCK
I'd like but i don't wanna ruin it :/// it's 666 likes
* Medieval twerking on Satan's lap *
We'll ride him like we rode to Jesuralem
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 PLS
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 OH MY GOD I- 🤣💀
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIKE
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 SHUT UP 😂😂😂😭
I'm feeling rather scandalous and I might show my ankles😏
ha ha, this made me laugh a bit indeed
Good heavens! Call the priest! This one is defiling the church with their SCANDALOUS ANKLES. We much decide their capital punishment as they deserve God's graceful help! Heavens! The NERVE of these PEASANTS thinking they are in any MIND to DARE show off those scantily clad ankles!
(For legal purposes, this is a joke)
Dost Little Nassian X not realize the severity of thine crime!? Dost he not think of how his influence may TAINT mine offspring!?!?!? How am I to let mine children wander streets, if they can find easily these satanic chants!! This ist Heresy!!!
I just flashed my knees in front of my towns' church 😳
*sangwoo entered the chat*
**why is everyone twerking twerking**
edit: dammmmmn why so many likes lol
This is the best one 😂😂
rated 8/10
Why I don't get this
The twerking plague of 1518 😂
Confused twerking twerking
This song fits this style SO well, though.
*medieval twerking*
slides down pole in medieval style 💃
"Yes! Toss me thou currencies!"
this sounds like a night out in an old middle eastern bazaar, watching belly dancers perform inside some tavern or something and I love it
omf my exact thoughts
**homosexual pagan maiden twerking**
Shit I been done exposed
Same
666th like 👹
@Zoya Hussain also holy shit name twin
same
*"Call me by thy name"*
- Smæl Nazeth X 1400 AD
Thy name*
LMFAOOOOO NOT LIL NAS X IN ANCIENT ENGLISH
@@makumakilmecha5084 hehe
This works really well in bardcore actually. It sounds actually kinda historically accurate in places
**tavern twerking**
Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need
Calleth in the morn, I'll be on thy way
Calleth when thou want, calleth when thou need
Calleth by thou name, I'll be on thy way by horse...horse...horse...horse
I don't know why i'm trying to sing because i'm obviously french, and i don't know how to say this words !
how is everyone in the comments section of medieval covers suddenly experts on medieval english?
@@bloodwolf6217 we are harnessing our past lives
**twerking in ancient spell**
*Me and thine wenches frolicking ‘round a fire * “Tis thine bop”
NO PLEASE MY MIND CANT HANDLE THIS
what
@@jamieuniverse9318 what
Seems like the theme song of Super Mario’s deserts levels
I can already see that spiky cactus ball thingy dancing to this
Woah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God it does!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
**atheist twerking**
h e r e s y ~
🤣
**Plague twerking**
i love your username so much !
@@shaquille_oatmeal6949 i was gonna say that too
lol we can do that this year too
Og Covid, right there.
The Black Plague is a topic I’m always exited to talk about in my Science class 🙌🏼💀 that freaks people out lol
**getting exorcised twerking**
I cantrrt 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
555 likes bestie 💃
@@W1STER1A. I just gave it 666 lol
lollll gave it 777 likes
When your most favored lad calls you a mighty good fellow
Now just imagine if Lil Nas X actually reposted this onto his actual channel as a troll.
You can send it to him on his Twitter or TikTok account
I can see that happening tbh
Lil Nas X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) But Lil Nas X Is Performing At A 14th Century Medieval Tavern.
The song truly completes my hot wench summer orchestral line up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes💀
I-💀💀
BURNING WENCH SUMMER. GET. THEE. TO. A. NUNNERY.
**bare ankle twerking**
*gasp* Young lady/lad/idk. That is such a shameful thing for thee to do. You're going to Hell! Ankles before marriage is... blasphemy I say!
@@sourlovee33_ I know, I have disgraced God and all of his angels
*shoulder showing and bare ankle twerking to one up this human*
@@Theesevennstarss *Christian shriek*
>youre playing DnD
>you walk into a tavern
>this is playing
>all the patrons are wearing what seems to be minimalistic leather armor
>all the patrons are men
> some of them are looking at you
>the huge hairy goblinoid bartender gets you a drink on the house cuz youre a first time patron
>"Welcome to Bugby's gay tavern, we put the bro in brothel"
@@mayawatkins8429 in the bro-thel hehe
THANK YOU
Genuinely that last line hit me like a pallet of bricks from the 10th floor I am dead
NO
i screamed
Bubonic plague twerking
this is it
When the history book says "they were very close friends"
Imagine showing the music video to someone from medieval times they’re just gonna die from the shock
They would be shocked even by like a cat video lol
i mean ngl not really dantes inferno got pre popular
From the technology or the content?
Because I assure you medieval peeps were just as kinky as we are now.
What a س !
@@NeichaUnagi no, its because of the Satan stuff. Medieval people were veerrry religous
**witch twerking**
Oh lemme get in there **twerks while burning herbs**
*Pagan witch twerking*
666 likes heheh
A few thousand years later and the historians will be in absolute CONFUSION
**pagan twerking**
*fire temple twerking*
💀💀
No one:
Sheik: **existing**
*Sheik slowly twerking*
The Zelda gaymers came out
@@acehealer4212 good for them
"Maiden Eve was not present in the castle grounds, Sir Nas took the oportunity and sinned"
sacrilegious twerking
You a twosetter?
@@hannahquintua TwoSet Violin? yeah i'm a fan of them :)
This is what played during Dante's Inferno
I was waiting for this one
i remember vibin to this during the black plague
**fancy medieval twerking**
**heretical twerking**
fav till now
**the history books say we were "close companions" twerking**
Here before the medieval lyricists
**blasphemous twerking**
You see, this feels right. As soon as I heard the song I was like when is the medieval style dropping because it simply is how I feel this song would sound.
**Young peasant twerking**
The bard in your party while seducing the demon lord:
the comments on bardcore videos are pure gold
*Holy twerking*
I love ur pfp very much👀
**Medieval twerking**
the fact that this has 666 likes
This beat is positively bussing my liege! Throw thy buttocks back! Ah indeed, receive it!
*twerking crusade*
Templar twerking
Why does that sound like a lewd game title
*sinfully disrespectful twerking*
sᴉuɟnllʎ pᴉsɹǝsdǝɔʇɟnl ʇʍǝɹʞᴉuƃ
Why
scandalous and rightfully so
DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I finish listening. 1 second later: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
I'm so facinated by the fact that you can use this music (and every other cover by this guy) during a medieval (fantasy or not) RPG session and it would be totally accurate
Historians finding this: “They must have been very good friends”
"Bosom companions"
"No, of course they weren't gay! Male friendships could be close yet utterly platonic at the time! There's no need to bring perversion into it!"
*wanders off muttering something negative about the younger generation*
**brothel twerking**
This the one right here
666 likes,..But I destroyed it.
@@agorahills. You absolute menace to society
@@almirulmuqminin4769 I ate the forbidden fruit. 😈
This actually works so well, though. The notes themselves fit with that medieval vibe.
**bardic twerking**
all those "sth twerking" comments crack me up so much please never stop 😂😭
*agreeing with this comment twerking*
*Nodding and twerking*
*twerking in agreement*
*happy twerking*