he murdered a guy and was cleared of "attempted murder" charges, then killed two people, at least 1 with the brick, and was cleared of "Illegal item" chargesbody count of 3, deemed innocent of non-murder charges
@@MechWarrior894 “deal less damage”, how? If he hit any of their vital organs they’d either be severely injured then died shortly or died shortly. A brick might give you brain damage if he hits you in the head and that’s all. And also the said deadly bullet gets propelled out of a gun at 1,800 MPH while a brick he’d have to run up to them.
@@Goaty_1 I’ve watched a few people play this game and it takes several mags from an smg or pistol to kill someone here while you could just body slam them twice and they’re dead.
I downloaded this game after I saw this video. Literally, the first thing I did when I got to prison was that I stole a gun from a prison guard, killed him with it and five other prisoners, and I got arrested when I fought a guard who yelled at me for falling asleep early. I got away with that too.
Dylan Hinojos racist Christian Nazi. Jesus died for Hitler's sin right? I rather have terrorists in the world who simply seek for revenge done to their people than people invading a different continent killing over hundred million innocents and claim to be the good guys
Still loving your vids after years man, it's great to come to your channel and see a friendlier side of TH-cam. Without all this commercialized, hyper cut, high quality shit. A shitty game and your sense of humor is all we need
God-damn if this isn't still one of my favorite videos on YT. The right man in the right game on the right video on the right screen at the right time and boom, childhood memory (and probably most of my sense of humour) created. Love you Cr1t
Can we talk about the fact that Charlie played on the hardest difficulty (Terrorism) and won two court cases in a row? Bro you'd be lucky to win one in your entire playthrough on that difficulty.
"That's it! That's it! You have slid the fuck right in with the shit! Those are fighting words." This is what I'm going to say if I'm about to fight someone.
He did live commentary for a while. You can tell which videos he does it on because he says at the start "I'm commentating while playing". That was early on though. Think it's mostly post recorded now.
This is just a throw back I remember when you uploaded this I still watch you to this day but man thank you for all the content over the years truly a legend!!
Theres a guy at my university and I swear hes a twenty-something year old chef vortavask. They look identical. and the funny part is i only have ever seen him in the dining hall
テンプテーションラジカル It's a single guy, he developed this game and the you testament in blitz 3d back in like 2006. It was one of his first games if i remember correctly and his games were actually my favourite back then.
8:05, Prisoner S-020: Carrying a stolen gun he got off the body of a gaurd he clobbered to death. P.A. System: Attention! Prisoner S-020 is under arrest for carrying a brick!
This is possibly the greatest video of all time, and I'm not even exaggerating. The exact sequence of events happening in this game and the improv live commentary makes it the greatest, most hilarious video of all time. I remember getting drunk at a friend's and put this on, and I just couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes straight from the point on where Chef was arrested for the first time.
"Yeah that's all you need to do. Just take the brick. Then I'll find another brick and make that brick reproduce. Perhaps invite over some its friends that are also bricks. And we'll build a fucking house OF bricks." Coming from the guy who tried to build a titty using dirt and wood in minecraft. XD
Has anyone else noticed this mans foreshadowing powers. I've been watching Cr1TikaL's videos from the past. Like this one from 7 years ago and his videos are a good source for current events no matter how old the video. I'm thinking he is a modern prophet or psychic. For sure a true renaissance man.
It just occurred to me - fuckin' 7 years after - but the reason Chef got away with the 'attempted murder' of Schwarz was because the warden wasn't there to give his side of the story in court. Chef murdered the defendant before they could give a statement on being murdered. What a fuckin' genius, low intelligence my ass.
this is still my favorite critikal vid, and I think his era of 2012-2014 were his best vids. I love Charlie but I don’t really watch his new content. I remember in like 2016 he admitted this era of his life was when he was depressed, which is sad considering this is his funniest stuff
Yeah it's mostly current affairs controversy stuff which I can find literally anywhere. I like the food and drink tier list vids but that's the only thing I watch from him nowadays. I miss the reactions to weird shit like Donkey Ollie, Backstroke of The West and that weird ass tiktok hospital drama.
@@monfernova Like I said, I just wish hed make one video like this a month. That's it. Hes got so skill when it comes to quick wit and humor, it's a shame you dont see that anymore. For me personally, it sucks losing my favorite and best videos.
"warden schwarz was never in any danger" 5 seconds later "warden schwarz has been found dead!" I died
are you warden schwarz
best two comments I've seen so far
@@letsdothis1543 I second.
@@jaywrights the perfect reply to a perfect comment
“Blood Gamer has been found dead!”
I seriously did not want this video to end. Ever.
thats the point of his videos
10:42 was without a doubt the most disappointing part of the video
FACTS
Enjoy the noogie
@@TheDave658 6:54
*enjoy the timestamp*
"His only crime.... Is cooking delicious meals" Crime: 15. Terrorism
Those delicious meals were actually bombs. The taste was explosive.
+David Scully not his fault people can't appreciate fine cuisine
Number 15. Burger King Terrorism.
must have been related to trevor phillips
Because he destroyed their taste buds
60 days of jail, for being found guilty for terrorism. What.
"That may not be a long time, but it will definitely be a hard time"
And then he proceeds to beat everyone in there with bricks and gets away with it. 10/10 jail
It's Sweden. They don't want to be racist.
Best Tastes that explains why it will also be HARD time
he blew up a mailbox
I love how he shot 2 people and he was being charged with carrying a brick.
They didn't die though, one of them slept it off and the other guy just stared blankly into the corner.
he murdered a guy and was cleared of "attempted murder" charges, then killed two people, at least 1 with the brick, and was cleared of "Illegal item" chargesbody count of 3, deemed innocent of non-murder charges
oh hai
stfu
Why tf did you bring politics into this you pickle hole.
"There's no evidence that the brick was used for any crime."
"I see they haven't found the body yet..."
I fucking died.
+Solar Flare I love reading the punchline before I watch the video.
+Mike Burns Usually I read all the comments before I watch the video. Improves the viewing experience.
Solar Flare Your karma bill is due nooblet
Solar Flare Its logic =)
those bloodstains could've come from anywhere
kills 2 people: charged with carrying a brick
+Kevin Poppe
"I see they haven't found the body yet."
*Kills the warden*
Wanted for attempted murder of said warden
and found innocent
Kevin Poppe No, his only crime is cooking meals for all who are hungry
thanks for the help at hoover dam
"There's no evidence to suggest that this brick was used for any crime!"
"I see they haven't found the body yet."
6 years have passed
Still never found The body 6 years later
yes
7:23 looks like something from an anime where the character has a flashbacks of his past
I love how he opens fire on prisoners with a handgun, yet they arrest him for carrying a brick.
+vgamesx1 Because of that officers death he got innocent
Bullets actually deal less damage than anything else, so I'm sure a brick is more of a threat
They Caponed him.
@@MechWarrior894 “deal less damage”, how? If he hit any of their vital organs they’d either be severely injured then died shortly or died shortly. A brick might give you brain damage if he hits you in the head and that’s all. And also the said deadly bullet gets propelled out of a gun at 1,800 MPH while a brick he’d have to run up to them.
@@Goaty_1 I’ve watched a few people play this game and it takes several mags from an smg or pistol to kill someone here while you could just body slam them twice and they’re dead.
Love how he starts beating up the guy who comes to thank him 6:50
LMAO
_Enjoy the noogie!_
_-Enjoy the noogie fuck-_
Vahaha
Ok
"you are selling the chef short, it is not attempted murder the bitch is dead"
one minute later
"i never intended to hurt warden shwartz"
LMAO!!!
Canadiansamurai
Canadiansamurai another minute later
"Wardens Shwartz has been found dead."
"he's done nothing wrong"
enter prison: the guy is dead
ramses bams i like your narato profile pic
thanks, he's my favourite shinigami from FMA
chef vortavask never intended to hurt him. it was just an argument that got out of hand
Really? I think Joseph is better.
@@gamejackthegameboy8647 Also Chef Vortivask- The bitch is D E A D.
6:51 "Hey man, thanks for getting rid of the warde-" *beats the ever-living shit out of him*
Enjoy the noogie
"hey chef, thanks for getting rid of Warden Schwarz"
-proceeds to kill him
4 years have passed
And he was still there 4 years later
@@everythingthrice you posted this 4 days ago
@@Sraxton Yeah...what's your point here?
@@everythingthrice 4 is the most epic number ever
I think I skipped the laughing stage and went straight to crying, this is amazing
Same, lol
Bruno
He gets arrested for carrying a brick but for not shooting 9 cals into someone's back, this penal system makes sense
+Riznat Nakh You don't go through the penal system, the penal system goes through you *shudders*
hehe. peinal.
"9 cals"
I think you mean 9 mm
+Rezz 9 Californians
Riznat Nakh wut is a 9 cal
I feel that we need some closure with the Great Vortivask. I need to know what happened to him after his crusade on the prison
Hey awesome profile pic bro, Tool is awesome!
Cameron Camardelle Thanks, my dood!
This one and "cow man" actually make me kind of nostalgic, i just want to see more of those characters.
Maceta Can't agree more
Well, luckily for you, I've written a backstory, and presentstory. Well, I'm going to, at least.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Chef Vortivask
Revenge is a dish best served Lukewarm
-Khan
I downloaded this game after I saw this video. Literally, the first thing I did when I got to prison was that I stole a gun from a prison guard, killed him with it and five other prisoners, and I got arrested when I fought a guard who yelled at me for falling asleep early. I got away with that too.
LMAO
is the game actually fun or is it terrible?
@Juan Gaspard An even mix of both, its so bad I would say it's a work of art.
@@JuanAndresG01 it's a masterpiece
But did you deep-fry his brain in pain?
"A little knee to the face never hurt anybody"
But a big one did
This aged beautifully
Vortivask became a multi-billionaire after he finished his sentence by owning and dominating all the companies belonging to the media industry.
He bought the global brick industry.
Yep, with his megacorporation known as...
VortiCorp!
I love how you're under arrest for carrying a brick. And not, y'know, assaulting multiple people with it and shooting another inmate.
Seems inmates arent human you can do as you please.
How does 18 year old Charlie here have a deeper voice than 26 year old Charlie?
He gets younger the older he gets
Ummmm maybe cause hes Jesus?
I believe it's the Mic quality
He might’ve been trying to make his voice deeper at the time
Knowing how insecure he was at this age, he probably purposefully made his voice deeper
Anyone agree that CriTikaL is a inspiration for the human race?
Are you saying that CriTikal inspires people to create more humans? Sounds about right.
We cannot hope to attain another perfect human.
But we can hope to create something close.
Go to my new channel his name is penguinz
Go to my new channel I wholeheartedly disagree. He is AN inspiration.
NO HIS NAME IS NOT PENGUINZ YOU PIECE OF SHIT ITS CR1TIKAL
Chef Vortivask is 7 feet tall.
Just like Plovatro, 8 feet tall.
Zenarkii Those two should team up and overthrow the country.
Along with Oborowatabinost
Tetra Poe And Charlie is 4 foot tall
Should be 5"6 the manliest height there is
I like how when you picked terrorism it changed his skin colour to brown.
us brown people can confirm that this is some bull shit
us brown people can confirm that this is in fact true
*middle eastern confirmation*
Dylan Hinojos racist Christian Nazi. Jesus died for Hitler's sin right? I rather have terrorists in the world who simply seek for revenge done to their people than people invading a different continent killing over hundred million innocents and claim to be the good guys
lol
Chef Vortivask, you are my hero. A true champion of justice and tasty meals.
"Warden Dickin, there's no evidence to suggest that this brick was used for any cryme!"
Cr1tikal : " I see they havent found the body yet"
XD
"Well, that just makes me more suspicious!"
This is the sort of man we need on the police force. He can really connect the dots.
He said it while being dead too
I know I'm replying to a 5yr old comment
Guilty of terrorism? 60 days in prison.
Michael Szydlowski a whole warren? That's a damn rabbit massacre.
Still loving your vids after years man, it's great to come to your channel and see a friendlier side of TH-cam. Without all this commercialized, hyper cut, high quality shit. A shitty game and your sense of humor is all we need
I remember watching this video when it came out... I feel so old but I’m glad I was able to watch your channel grow Charlie
"Warden Schwarz was never in any serious danger"
Attention! Warden Schwarz is dead!"
God-damn if this isn't still one of my favorite videos on YT. The right man in the right game on the right video on the right screen at the right time and boom, childhood memory (and probably most of my sense of humour) created.
Love you Cr1t
Can we talk about the fact that Charlie played on the hardest difficulty (Terrorism) and won two court cases in a row? Bro you'd be lucky to win one in your entire playthrough on that difficulty.
WAİT THOSE ARE DİFFİCULTY???!??!
The only crime here is that it took me 10 years to watch this
The title of this video should be the title of his channel, because when I watch Cr1tikal, it's always Hard Time.
"That's it! That's it! You have slid the fuck right in with the shit! Those are fighting words."
This is what I'm going to say if I'm about to fight someone.
9 years ago!
This is proof Charlie's been putting out bangers before most of you were even born.
He's been putting out bangers since before I shot my first load
How does this mans voice, production quality, and humor stay the exact same for all this time
I miss when this was all he would do. Commentary over random ass games rather than what he's doing now.
How did I know this was an MDickie game even before I spotted the logo?
the animation
"Why the fuck is Bill Clinton reading an encyclopedia."
Obviously to look up the definition of "is."
does he voice over his videos? Because if he doesn't, then it amazes me how he comes up with such funny things on the spot
SweetDirtyBastard You mean ModernWarNegro?
I tend to think he does do voice overs. But even if he is he's funny hence why I watch his videos.
Nick P MWN is hilarious.
He did live commentary for a while. You can tell which videos he does it on because he says at the start "I'm commentating while playing". That was early on though. Think it's mostly post recorded now.
It actually IS live.
This is just a throw back I remember when you uploaded this I still watch you to this day but man thank you for all the content over the years truly a legend!!
Lmao "Bill Clinton reading an encyclopedia"
How the hell didn't he make this game into a series. This whole video is a golden comedy sketch!
“Why is Bill Clinton reading an encyclopedia?”
God I love Cr1tikal’s older content. I’m going back and watching all his old stuff
I fucking love this game. I got my leg chopped off and I was able to walk around and still kick and fight people without any issue.
Charlie was seriously way ahead of his time cause this is still funny and better than half of youtube rn.
Faxs although i would say its more than half cuz 21st century humor exists
I laughed so hard. omigosh this was hilarious. thank you
Hentaii G0d fuck him for being happy hahah right what a loser /s
I miss you Chef Vortivask.. in all of your forms
"his only crime.....cooking delicious meals for everyone who is hungry"
*Crime:*
*Terrorism*
Look how far this man has come. This was my favourite video ever back in the day
this is peak penguinz0
Theres a guy at my university and I swear hes a twenty-something year old chef vortavask. They look identical. and the funny part is i only have ever seen him in the dining hall
que the x files music
+Kevin Poppe dunnnunnnnunn mwmamwamwam
He just wants to cook some meals
'You have slid the fuck right in with the shit" -Critikal
"There is no evidence to support this brick being used for crime!"
Except for the dead bodies.
Hi
Coming back to this gem for the yearly watch
W-ww-wait, this was made by the same guys who did "The YOU Testament"!
Howdoyoueven.
R'Kdairos Zo'dhyac Yeah, it's the same people.
テンプテーションラジカル It's a single guy, he developed this game and the you testament in blitz 3d back in like 2006. It was one of his first games if i remember correctly and his games were actually my favourite back then.
I'm rolling in my grave
*guy
Go on MDickie.com , and click on the mobile section, he makes some games that are great.
8:05,
Prisoner S-020: Carrying a stolen gun he got off the body of a gaurd he clobbered to death.
P.A. System: Attention! Prisoner S-020 is under arrest for carrying a brick!
I'm sorry that your early youtube days were shitty for you in your personal life, but they helped me. Thanks. This is a classic.
'Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Here from 2021, can't believe this was recommended! Charlie 2021, I love the content.
8 years ago, and he already mastered the art of the monotone voice
This was the golden era
Indeed.
8 years later and he’s still posting quality hilarious contents. He’s just the best and most consistent youtuber of all time
Kills two people gets arrested for carrying a brick
I got arrested today for suspected possesion of a brick. Good thing they didn't find the body!
0:13 when you hit the gym every day but are still socially awkward
2012 gameplay of Charlie playing this MDickie game ☠️
This is Prime Critikal, current Charlie will never top this stuff
Came back here after seeing Nova's new video. Such great memories.
Legit nothing has changed about this man
This is possibly the greatest video of all time, and I'm not even exaggerating. The exact sequence of events happening in this game and the improv live commentary makes it the greatest, most hilarious video of all time. I remember getting drunk at a friend's and put this on, and I just couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes straight from the point on where Chef was arrested for the first time.
"What in the mildly shitty ass is this"
This video is like finding the hidden treasure on a secluded island
How do you get arrested in jail?
Be black.
Your Waifu's best friend
Still no one is black enough to get arrested in jail, except for maybe Samuel L. Jackson.
Aha
Jill Makinz Who are you?
jordan reminds me of what my dad said to me.
Charlie really hasn’t changed
"Yeah that's all you need to do. Just take the brick. Then I'll find another brick and make that brick reproduce. Perhaps invite over some its friends that are also bricks. And we'll build a fucking house OF bricks." Coming from the guy who tried to build a titty using dirt and wood in minecraft. XD
milky nipple titty it was glorious xD
+HemiUnaka XDDDDDDDDDDD IT'S ALMOST LIKE A WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO XD XDXD XDXD LOL ROFL XD
nirvanahater is that sarcasm? bc im only good at giving it. i dont receive it well :/
yes it is
nirvanahater o
03:27 - "A little knee to the face never hurt anybody"
TRUER WORDES NEVARS POKEN
This must be the best video i’ve seen in a long time
Why did youtube recommend this masterpiece from 10 years ago? 🤣🤣🤣
Hello everyone, its 10 years now. Time flies by but memories remains. Love you all ❣️
Watching this after 9 years and It's still Gold
"Are you trying to frighten me you elderly lumberjack?" I need to use that sometime
Chef Vortivask may be one of the most badass names ever created
"The chef deep fried his brain in pain, using that brick" - my absolute fav.
Reminder that he was 18 when he made this.
"Warden Schwarz was never in any serious danger"
5 seconds later
"Warden Schwarz had been found dead"
8 years later and still the 🐐
This game would be AMAZING if they remade it!
It's already amazing.
It's on iOS
***** Probably the community...but i guess theres no community.
Well do i got news for you 😂😂
You’re not gonna believe it when I tell you this
7:23 that was his dying words 😂
Has anyone else noticed this mans foreshadowing powers. I've been watching Cr1TikaL's videos from the past. Like this one from 7 years ago and his videos are a good source for current events no matter how old the video. I'm thinking he is a modern prophet or psychic. For sure a true renaissance man.
It just occurred to me - fuckin' 7 years after - but the reason Chef got away with the 'attempted murder' of Schwarz was because the warden wasn't there to give his side of the story in court. Chef murdered the defendant before they could give a statement on being murdered. What a fuckin' genius, low intelligence my ass.
Revisiting this after the legend was brought back
"The mildy shitty ass is going on here?!"
...I'm so glad that I started watching this man's videos. So glad.
I fucking love this video, it really sold me to Charlie. Absolutely one of the funniest videos of his early phase. Maybe even the funniest one.
Did anyone else get this recommended after 8 years
Am I the only one who unironically sort of enjoyed the IPhone version of this?
M Dickie's games, no matter how shitty, always have a weird sort of charm to them.
I like it too tbh
Because they are the 2d version, which looks better
I remember watching this when it came out and crying for minutes straight from laughter.
Prime critikal.
Really miss when he made vids like this.
this is still my favorite critikal vid, and I think his era of 2012-2014 were his best vids. I love Charlie but I don’t really watch his new content. I remember in like 2016 he admitted this era of his life was when he was depressed, which is sad considering this is his funniest stuff
@@hughjasssssssss I dont think I have a favorite vid from him.
But I'm with you on that, I barely watch his new stuff.
I wish he'd make one a month.
Yeah it's mostly current affairs controversy stuff which I can find literally anywhere. I like the food and drink tier list vids but that's the only thing I watch from him nowadays. I miss the reactions to weird shit like Donkey Ollie, Backstroke of The West and that weird ass tiktok hospital drama.
@@monfernova
Like I said, I just wish hed make one video like this a month.
That's it.
Hes got so skill when it comes to quick wit and humor, it's a shame you dont see that anymore.
For me personally, it sucks losing my favorite and best videos.
@@hughjasssssssss He said he was depressed but his content during that era prevented people from getting depressed.