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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    "You guys got 401k's? I got a 405 bench"
    This dude is genius.

    • @YuSooKey
      @YuSooKey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You are everywhere and then some.

    • @kamirator9215
      @kamirator9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YuSooKey lot of guy make same profile name and image...

    • @onlyLEVSKI
      @onlyLEVSKI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I got neither :(

    • @scumemg8021
      @scumemg8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kamirator9215 nah. If you press on the channel. It’s all the same guy. The fakes aren’t as determined to be in every single comment section.

    • @chifmaster100
      @chifmaster100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The TH-cam algorithm is so amazing for you to be everywhere we are

  • @TheBBRclan
    @TheBBRclan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4770

    Mike is not given enough credit for his genuine level of comedic genius. His writing is absolutely unreal

    • @Beekabelli
      @Beekabelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Most of it even looks improvised, he is just naturally comedic with an intellectual sense of humor.

    • @METALandRAPsucks
      @METALandRAPsucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He had a writer back in the day, idk about now

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@METALandRAPsucks him and his friend would write the skits with each other, I forget his name but he is usually behind the camera.

    • @MemeSavior42069
      @MemeSavior42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@GeekedOutNeckbeard gian

    • @aaronhillsworld
      @aaronhillsworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was literally just thinking this when I was just about to make my next comment LMAO 😂

  • @TigerTzu
    @TigerTzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    "Work horses get shot when they fall over"
    No one has said a more true thing about manual labourers, ever

    • @Hellyeahbrother1993
      @Hellyeahbrother1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That’s why you learn a trade and join a union

    • @Hellyeahbrother1993
      @Hellyeahbrother1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Charles Grguras he’s saying you move up to a different level like a specialized trade or foreman someone that’s more useful

    • @levone8958
      @levone8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @jon do Can confirm I was doing manual labor from 17 to 21. Most people I worked with were either alcoholics, specialized in some trade or were FOB immigrants.

    • @FakeAndTrolled
      @FakeAndTrolled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s why you work at like 60-70% effort so that working at 100% doesn’t become the expectation of you.

    • @TigerTzu
      @TigerTzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@FakeAndTrolled You work at 20% capacity so the constant micro injuries don't snowball into major injuries

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    "Gay for pay" - shows CrossFit
    "Gay for free" - shows Bradley Martyn

  • @mikeCD62
    @mikeCD62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The corporate sweaty guy monologue had an insanely high density of humorous references. Almost every sentence contained multiple jokes, and it still flowed reasonably naturally. Bravo

    • @TommyAngelo1337
      @TommyAngelo1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "You are at the top of the food chain of the bottom of middle management."

    • @sainsburmcmanus
      @sainsburmcmanus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This whole segment is outrageously funny 😆

  • @jakeaaron2172
    @jakeaaron2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    Seeing dom wearing a shirt with sleeves made me extremely uncomfortable

    • @ivaylo5779
      @ivaylo5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean, have you ever seen a bodyguard in tank-top cause i didn't. pray for Dom, had to wear sleeves just to immerge himself in the role

    • @clashsmchitcle7291
      @clashsmchitcle7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol cant tell if your joke is sophisticated and saying dom in sleeves as in his tattoo sleeves.

    • @terciodeflandes97
      @terciodeflandes97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To me it made me question my heterosexuality.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      a so called muscleman that has a mac computer also makes me uncomfy , macs and apple are for teenagers and simps not alphamales !

    • @jesuschristislord6790
      @jesuschristislord6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i would rather see him in sleeves than those shitty tattoos he got

  • @wm_9640
    @wm_9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12139

    Lol

    • @peterprabhatprakash2764
      @peterprabhatprakash2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This dude made my day.

    • @BoKoR74
      @BoKoR74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Line of the century

    • @sabojin
      @sabojin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      it never fails to impress me how profound dom can be at times

    • @Pyroraptor16
      @Pyroraptor16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Dom is an S tier Wordsmith. This man crafts some of the best sentences i’ve ever heard

    • @connorclark9767
      @connorclark9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This line was so brilliant i think ive listened to him say it 10 times already

  • @andreasahman5596
    @andreasahman5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6322

    Dom really went ”I want everything on page 12” to his tattoo artist

    • @morganellabean
      @morganellabean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      He also didn't get his inner arms tattooed because he's a massive puss.

    • @StuffWithWords505
      @StuffWithWords505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      @@morganellabean he got his ribs tattooed. I think he's fine lol

    • @mosesappleby4357
      @mosesappleby4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I did the same shit

    • @fizzysticks2337
      @fizzysticks2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Looks like they spilled ink on his arms

    • @gabelee5356
      @gabelee5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nice try but ive seen this comment like 50 times

  • @Christopher._M
    @Christopher._M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "140lb Guatemalan carrying a pallet of bricks up the ladder making you look like a chump" hahaha

    • @grahamers3933
      @grahamers3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thats so true except over here its the Portuguese

    • @SpXPtwn
      @SpXPtwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So true.. those guys may be short, but they always end up being built like a brick shithouse

    • @georgegeorgatos1824
      @georgegeorgatos1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yea i’m like 15 and i was twice the guys size and he was carrying the sheetrock better than me

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SpXPtwn Ironically, they also build a brick shithouse.

    • @fakeFeetus
      @fakeFeetus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Functional strength in action, Watching a bodybuilder try to wrestle a rock climber... Skinny boy gon win.

  • @things_and_such8566
    @things_and_such8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "you're built for security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" these are the type of one liners I live for

  • @mcswole4804
    @mcswole4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    I left my zoom class for this

  • @kevinfiddelke4068
    @kevinfiddelke4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    "You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" 😂😂😂 this guy is way more clever than most people give him credit for

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm pretty sure his success proves that people give him a lot of credit.

    • @pete2389
      @pete2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      smaller cathedrals you think so? I feel like he has fewer followers and advertisers than youtubers way less clever tbh

    • @DNAOrbb
      @DNAOrbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@pete2389 He posts once ever few months. You aren't going to maintain an audience that way. Most viewers will drop you within a couple days if you don't upload.

    • @b.melakail
      @b.melakail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is an old line that he used when Gian was still around

    • @hussainthebane
      @hussainthebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its actually that asian cameraman who makes them.

  • @YouTubenostalgia914
    @YouTubenostalgia914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    Finally, Doms rent is due.

    • @GentlemansCombatives
      @GentlemansCombatives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That covid moratorium on evictions really killed his productivity

    • @bigworm2129
      @bigworm2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bradley was about to evict his ass

    • @TheRosiebeam
      @TheRosiebeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GentlemansCombatives haha classic

    • @warbeast1715
      @warbeast1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He buy own house so

    • @SneakySnake21
      @SneakySnake21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hard lol. 🤣

  • @mechapylon7171
    @mechapylon7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This man is a genius. It's honestly not even a problem to wait 3 months for 10 mins of perfection!

  • @Zax557
    @Zax557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Corporate tip: If you eat canned tuna, or any canned fish for that matter, in an office with other people working there, your colleagues secretly hate you.

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's why you eat it in the kitchen. In the kitchen everything flies.

    • @jeremyboyle5695
      @jeremyboyle5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Make sure to MICROWAVE than fish!
      Just eating it out of the can isn't reminding everyone else that they aren't Alpha enough to make you stop.

    • @nateworthy530
      @nateworthy530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jeremyboyle5695 now that's a tip!!!

    • @dylankremp1252
      @dylankremp1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eat blue cheese on a plane. Everyone loves it

    • @TheBlondas94
      @TheBlondas94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We have this one big guy in our office who often eats something that really stinks or looks like it was killed 15 minute ago on a way to work. Hardly ever anyone told him to stop... we just leave the kitchen xd

  • @bbcmotd
    @bbcmotd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    When Dom was younger he thought Legal Department was all about doing legs so he never went there

  • @A.l.1768
    @A.l.1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    *"Stephen Hawking, More Like Steven Walking.....To the Back Of The Line"*
    _I don't think he can_

  • @Bamtko
    @Bamtko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I'm a gnc store owner, and I was praying I wasnt gonna be on this list. I was wrong

    • @whiteroseproject7207
      @whiteroseproject7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Redeem yaself bro sell gear out the back 😎
      (Disclaimer don't actually do this)

    • @Bamtko
      @Bamtko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@whiteroseproject7207 you think I dont already do that?
      (Disclaimer: I dont actually already do that, dont break the law)

    • @tylerk.7947
      @tylerk.7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol. This was good

    • @Straatpelikaan
      @Straatpelikaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tylerk.7947 indeed it was!

    • @michaelpolewski9446
      @michaelpolewski9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How’s Bankruptcy protection treating you

  • @stuartrobertson9270
    @stuartrobertson9270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    'Now every time you walk past the copier for no reason, you cure her menopause.' Hahahahahaha, brilliant.

    • @Roxy0405
      @Roxy0405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only that really worked. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @pranavkambhampati4536
    @pranavkambhampati4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "And when this presidential election is over on November 4th on the dot..."
    oh boy...

    • @Suyogslothworld
      @Suyogslothworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @3rd Way p

    • @Oogiddyboogway
      @Oogiddyboogway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      2016 : “The Russians did it I promise”
      2020: “Totally fair and honest election”

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Oogiddyboogway”Our fact checkers say so”

  • @eugenevaticinator4540
    @eugenevaticinator4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    When we needed him most he returned

  • @S117-f7q
    @S117-f7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Welcome back to another episode of rent is due lmao.

  • @TheRedCityXFactor
    @TheRedCityXFactor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "You are the top of the food chain...
    of the bottom of middle management."

  • @kylem1398
    @kylem1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "The only thing you should be using your muscles for, IS your muscles... You use your muscles to build more muscles"

  • @BrantTingley
    @BrantTingley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    These sound an awful lot like "what to do when you get out of the Marine Corps"

    • @Guppusmaximus
      @Guppusmaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Except that you can replace Bouncer with Cop.

    • @Fullsendfilosophy
      @Fullsendfilosophy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're giving marines way to much credit

    • @kotonarimasu6597
      @kotonarimasu6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can promise u most marines and military personnel hate cops

    • @allenyun2611
      @allenyun2611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kotonarimasu6597 ...no? Most of my buddies had pretty positive views of cops. Except mps, fuck military police.

  • @jakeharoldsen2563
    @jakeharoldsen2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Insecurity is the reason you’re built.” Damn Dom cutting into the feels early this morning....

  • @michaeldesanta977
    @michaeldesanta977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    _Best job for a Gym Rat:_ Maintenance/Custodian at a high school or college. Oh the gyms are closed? *Not when you have a master key!*

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And you know things will get sterilized. I'm actually a custodian at spa/gym

    • @pokematt8182
      @pokematt8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m a custodian with the school board

    • @nateworthy530
      @nateworthy530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's some big brain ideas right there

    • @michaeldesanta977
      @michaeldesanta977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@nateworthy530 Brains are for Lab Rats, I am a Gym Rat. I don't figure out the maze, I punch my way through it!

    • @surrealtom1437
      @surrealtom1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeldesanta977 you lift your way through it

  • @AVALANCHEGUY88
    @AVALANCHEGUY88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Let’s go I thought he was dead

    • @AVALANCHEGUY88
      @AVALANCHEGUY88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      COVID didn’t start his bench at 135 tho 😂

    • @ultimategiveaways7249
      @ultimategiveaways7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol follow him on Instagram to keep up with his life

  • @maciuuur
    @maciuuur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "or whatever holiday is not offensive" i almost died here.

  • @CallMeNacho_
    @CallMeNacho_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “Bully people smarter than you” *has a degree from NYU*

    • @erikedward1
      @erikedward1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is nyu a good college?

    • @fangiscool1
      @fangiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@erikedward1 yeah

    • @erikedward1
      @erikedward1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fangiscool1 how good

    • @fangiscool1
      @fangiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@erikedward1 Depends a lot on the department. They have a top 5 department for pure math in the US for grad school. Not sure about anything else.

    • @JeewanthaBandara
      @JeewanthaBandara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@erikedward1 Top 10 university in the USA. Top 50 in the world. I think Dom studied performance art at Tisch school at NYU which is one of the best for those subjects in the world. He’s a smart fellow who got a hell of an education

  • @ryanmarty7291
    @ryanmarty7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dom: Uploads
    Bro lifters: The Return Of The King

  • @zw9847
    @zw9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    you guys got 401ks?
    *i got a 405 bench*

    • @gandalf3892
      @gandalf3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea a 401 kg deadlift

    • @crasidorin653
      @crasidorin653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep pushing! PUSH!

    • @oliver_siegel
      @oliver_siegel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great line 😂😂

    • @user-xo2th7xo4w
      @user-xo2th7xo4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyyyyyy

    • @zw9847
      @zw9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tj G my son nnnnn

  • @kojack635
    @kojack635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Only gains" oh I'm definitely wearing that to the gym

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Dom: "Nobody takes fish oils anymore."
    Me: "Looks nervously at the 3 bottles of Omega 3s I have on my counter."

  • @johndim11
    @johndim11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Seems the only thing open during quarantine is Dom’s tattoo shop

  • @alexblejdea7233
    @alexblejdea7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I actually thought he was dead

    • @humangadget3629
      @humangadget3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      First time?

    • @IGamerProduction
      @IGamerProduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Must be new here

    • @alexanderhummel5932
      @alexanderhummel5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People have lives outside of youtube

    • @Sam-pg8cs
      @Sam-pg8cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I may have a small penis but,
      I remember once it was like a year and a half

  • @AverageDipBuyerX
    @AverageDipBuyerX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Everybody gangsta till Dom has to pay his rent again...😂

  • @MartinHachmann
    @MartinHachmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When the world needed him most, he returned

  • @tylerstephenson8886
    @tylerstephenson8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video is speaking to me on an emotional level. Just got a job in road construction working 12 hour days usually 6 days a week. Going from a super luxurious 6-day PPL with tons of accessories to now just barely being able to go 3 times a week, it is utter chaos.

  • @12Noud
    @12Noud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I can’t believe this guy is a three time Nobel prize winning scientist.

  • @ErickOberholtzer
    @ErickOberholtzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You forgot the most gym rat job of all, "YooToob Comedian"

  • @tupokraju3109
    @tupokraju3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When Dom was born the doctor said to his mom “congratulations! it’s a bro”

  • @player18792
    @player18792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “You eat canned tuna in your office”
    *Me looking over at my canned tuna on my mini fridge in my office*
    Lol 😂

    • @kingexclusivo
      @kingexclusivo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      player18792 - People have offices?

    • @Hellyeahbrother1993
      @Hellyeahbrother1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Record i don’t I’m a lowly trade worker

    • @player18792
      @player18792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That Record I do and it even has a mini fridge and a snack drawer. Gotta eat every two hours even while at work

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hellyeahbrother1993 i too work in a trade but also have an office

    • @Hellyeahbrother1993
      @Hellyeahbrother1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SuperAWaC does my truck based office count

  • @studman714
    @studman714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Fresh off pinnin the only sups in the store that actually work” 😅

  • @bigdog6292
    @bigdog6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I dont mind Dom doing sponsors cuz he makes them entertaining

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Dom outfits in this video slowly progress to finally reveal his biceps & delts in their full glory. A real gym rat would never be able to spend a full day's work hiding the guns and this is proof

    • @liben3238
      @liben3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fax

    • @AW-Luke
      @AW-Luke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Natural Hypertrophy I see your also a man of culture, seen you on Larrys vids

    • @ASErdsasF6aASda6sda4
      @ASErdsasF6aASda6sda4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AW-Luke nah i see this dude on larry wheels, alec enkiri, hunter x hunter, everywhere

    • @miladhomayoun9924
      @miladhomayoun9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like you and I have nothing else to do but watch every fitness oriented youtuber all day and everyday 😂

    • @AW-Luke
      @AW-Luke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      carl ventsel yeah I’ve seen him all over, just the most recent video I saw him on was a Larry wheels one 😂

  • @lg_lg_45
    @lg_lg_45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Lot of dudes be walking around with “AR-15 n a half’s” haha 😆 💪

  • @evancallahan8647
    @evancallahan8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Honestly, anything uploaded with Dom in it just makes me so happy. I'd rather wait months and know it's quality rather than him just pump out b.s. content. Love you Mike ❤

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    under the guise of comedy he takes serious headshots at idiots in the industry.
    that whole bit about outsourcing online personal training to someone else? pure comedic genius

  • @ThePaull3d
    @ThePaull3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Delicate critique of the fitness industry and society in general combined with hilarious comedy, my cup of tea.

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Delicate" he makes me feel like a failure of human being.

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well if the shoe fits?

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThiefOfNavarre true true

  • @gabeordave6170
    @gabeordave6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    hell yeah it’s the return

    • @LeeEverett1
      @LeeEverett1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Until he makes another return in 3 months

  • @Jester-15
    @Jester-15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    dom you look a little bit smaller , you hanging around bradley martin again ?

  • @IIJordanII96x
    @IIJordanII96x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Love your weekly videos cant wait for the next one in 2 months :)

    • @cadencecooke5961
      @cadencecooke5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or 6

    • @Vaughanflaherty
      @Vaughanflaherty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cadencecooke5961 for leg day that he skips it extends the time between his next post by 1%

  • @Spolchen
    @Spolchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Yes, I do STEM,
    Systematically
    Train
    Each
    Muscle

    • @LosgehtsFCB
      @LosgehtsFCB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except for legs of course

    • @Spolchen
      @Spolchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LosgehtsFCB The L in Legs stands for Loser

    • @LosgehtsFCB
      @LosgehtsFCB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spolchen Spot on

  • @tezooka310
    @tezooka310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this dude being an NYU grad just makes all the comedy so much better

  • @advaitgogte6385
    @advaitgogte6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Gay for paid, Gay for free" lmaooo

  • @D1GItAL_CVTS
    @D1GItAL_CVTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    One day, Dom will saturate his tattoo receptors and ascend into Rich Piana.

  • @sid9959
    @sid9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Dom's rent is due

  • @stilo2703
    @stilo2703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:32 "maybe I didn't go to college"
    *10 seconds earlier has NYU diploma on wall*

  • @brandoncue3013
    @brandoncue3013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:22-2:52 is the best moments of BroScience for the last year not because this is his only video from the last year, but that 90 seconds of flow was insanely funny and creative.

  • @sanehrhardt6765
    @sanehrhardt6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you’re built”

  • @abdallahhussein9141
    @abdallahhussein9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:18 that's the nice police officer who came into our house and chat with my mom privately

  • @josh.b1609
    @josh.b1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    How has someone disliked this in the first 4 minutes

    • @XeroFailGames
      @XeroFailGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rhymes with madley glarten

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s probably Dom

    • @thatguitarguyguy
      @thatguitarguyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dom's been annoyingly politically lately. Some people have been getting annoyed by his SJW behavior

    • @camdamcool6125
      @camdamcool6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thatguitarguyguy Making fun of people who think America is the only thing in the world is getting political? Bro wtf

    • @chriswyatt9869
      @chriswyatt9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thumb is so jacked it missed the like button

  • @michaelchandler4680
    @michaelchandler4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you are built.”
    Art.

  • @kaya7375
    @kaya7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can’t stop laughing when he’s so sweaty from sitting at his desk

  • @reecesanderson6696
    @reecesanderson6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Heresy grows from idleness!"
    The imperium thanks you for your devotion to becoming stronger than the Astartes finest. You are a primarch, or dare I say the emperor himself.

  • @LastChanceLeft
    @LastChanceLeft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    00:35 , the facts that he speaks under his character is amaazing 😂

    • @luismedina-mu9nl
      @luismedina-mu9nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup if only the elections were sooner I wouldn't know if five people that died due to covid....

  • @WannabeWryter
    @WannabeWryter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Welcome back Meat Head, you've been missed but not forgotten.

  • @Krembokulon
    @Krembokulon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god, i remember watching your dom videos before you had tattoos, im vvery very pleased that you havent quit your new videos every thank you for the laughs man, you helped my biceps, and my depression, keep up the weekly vi

    • @onthegrind-np9yp
      @onthegrind-np9yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think it looks better with tattoos or without tattoos because I always thought about getting tattoos but I'm not sure?

  • @85superchris
    @85superchris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good to see he's stuck to the bro split. Legs and back once a month. Curls and bench erey day. I still get more from this than an athlean-x video.

  • @DanMC4270
    @DanMC4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You say in your deepest tren voice" made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @lostinsauce4515
    @lostinsauce4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw "Gainfully Employed" coming a mile away, but it was still gold

  • @WissCoast
    @WissCoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:54 probably the best life advice I’ve ever heard

  • @AaronAdamsOnline
    @AaronAdamsOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somebody get this man more sponsors, ASAP. If you do 2 videos in 2 weeks that shit counts as a superset, bro

  • @ryanmogford927
    @ryanmogford927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is back to the best of Broscience days, not that there has ever been a bad one but this was on par with what your gym says about you!

  • @grrrio
    @grrrio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Someone should tell Dom he only needs to make 8 minute videos now

  • @jacks1bonnielass
    @jacks1bonnielass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my god where has this guy been the whole 10yrs I’ve been using YT😂you just earned a new sub😘
    Thank you so much. Your wit is undoubtedly one of the best I’ve seen on this platform. Had me laughing so hard my lady abs got an extra workout today.
    I wuv you, you meathead.

  • @ultimategiveaways7249
    @ultimategiveaways7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Dom is back!

  • @kuba-kaminski8341
    @kuba-kaminski8341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Gay for Pay"
    Shows pic of Bradley Martin.. "Gay for Free" 😂😂😂

  • @pseudologicaferntastica
    @pseudologicaferntastica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hey Mike,
    Thanks for keepin it up.
    been watching you for 6yrs now.
    went from 24y/o 190lb ooze , to 26y/o 225 gymrat , to 270 fat ass aka brad, back to 195 fuckboi/Brote'ge' at 30y/o lol.
    i remember finding out Dom was a character and being crushed lol.
    Nowadays I'm just happy to see you still around cause YT has alienated TF outta you and other with a similar sense of humor. I hope you stick around even though I couldnt handle garn-pump and cant justify buying another brosciencelife tshirt/. I want to but my girl keeps reminding me i'm broke, lol

  • @marshallzeyfang8380
    @marshallzeyfang8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dom actually being for real about corona being over on Nov 4th😂.

  • @aaronhillsworld
    @aaronhillsworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dom just taught me how to have a viewer look forward to the commercial for the sponsor as opposed to be annoyed by it. 💪🏽 😎👊🏽

  • @DrDarkMark
    @DrDarkMark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "November 4th on the dot"
    Me on Election Day: Part 11

    • @rlanger3108
      @rlanger3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Election day part 21

  • @Prince_Unknown1
    @Prince_Unknown1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad to see that this dude has not lost his talent after covid...big respect for him....many youtube entertainers have lost their skills and not entertaining anymore

  • @rikliftsweights6863
    @rikliftsweights6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the best video you’ve made in a long time. It’s also the only video you’ve made in a long time... while everybody else was busy being unproductive during quarantine, so was the brofessor. Respect

  • @alexzukovsky9781
    @alexzukovsky9781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Crypto currency day trader/ nighttime security guard."
    This is exactly me 😂

  • @vanillabeans32087
    @vanillabeans32087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Gay for free" with Bradley's picture was just, .. damn 😄

  • @CongressFunkadelic
    @CongressFunkadelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun Fact: Theres a music artist named Stephen Walking that makes the type of EDM that you'd see a guy like Dom fist pumping to. Great artist cant wait to see him live again

  • @jmillard72
    @jmillard72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best-written videos in years

  • @TupeloBranch
    @TupeloBranch ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "These aren't work horses, they're show ponies, show ponies get horse bitches, work horses get shot when they fall over"

  • @adamski4077
    @adamski4077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Haven't watched it yet, but I can already tell that there is gonna be a bradley Martin is a small girl reference somewhere

    • @alfredboehm5976
      @alfredboehm5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      only a "bradley martyn is gay" reference

    • @amfitness5598
      @amfitness5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gay lol

    • @jkphilosophy101
      @jkphilosophy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alfredboehm5976 that must have been his second guess

    • @user-ue6lv9in8s
      @user-ue6lv9in8s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay for free 😁

  • @CoreyMost
    @CoreyMost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding.
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

    • @MaximumYavi
      @MaximumYavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look at him, grabbing his you know what, flipping his you know who

    • @JohnWick-vr6un
      @JohnWick-vr6un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MaximumYavi And dr.dre said .... Nothing you idiots Dr.dre's dead he's locked in my basement

    • @wreakinghavoc613
      @wreakinghavoc613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnWick-vr6un Feminist women love Eminem
      Chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

    • @dawietheron3327
      @dawietheron3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

    • @waskarisht
      @waskarisht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flippin' the you know who, yeah, but he's so cute though

  • @iamdannyel3285
    @iamdannyel3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is wayy too underrated, I'm pretty sure he uploaded so every three months cos that's how long it takes to script these masterpieces 😂😂

    • @learyc8077
      @learyc8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2.41m subscribers isn't exactly underrated 😂

  • @benjohara4719
    @benjohara4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike has definitely been putting on size over the coronavirus period arms look bigger respect

  • @snach1983
    @snach1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike said he got 15.5" arms not bad.i heard old school bodybuilders would measure the circumference of their wrist and said a 1:10 ratio to circumference of bicep was good.for example 5" wrist to 15" arms is esthetically muscular ratio. Others believe above 17",18" for bicep is usually considered esthetically muscular

  • @michaelt7687
    @michaelt7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ... when this presidential election is over on November 4th ‘ON THE DOT’ hahahahahahahaha

  • @TheGuydavidlewis
    @TheGuydavidlewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is a wordsmith and a great performer.

  • @Noname-dg1bn
    @Noname-dg1bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dom got the tattoo fever, shits lethal. After your first ink you get sinked in

  • @JohnPaul-oq6ud
    @JohnPaul-oq6ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Your deepest tren voice" the amount of subtle writing and editimg to his vids is insane 😂😂😂 I have to watch his vids twice to catch them all

  • @brent9571
    @brent9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally another video by Dom.
    Rent must be due this week.