"Black people looted and now, we have hip-hop. White people looted and now, we have museums. You know damn well those mummies didn't walk themselves into that museum." Hilarious but so true!!!
... I am sick of having become so used to it that my first response was, oh? 2 more? Where? And took another bite of my toast. What the hell is wrong with me...
We also deciphered Hieroglyphs and I doubt the people of Egypt really care about the bodies of people who proclaimed themselves gods now that the Egyptians have a new god.
The part about the blackout is actually true..Vh1 made a doc calles Summer of 77 that explained how Hip Hop amd Punk both started that summer..its soo cool.
Greetings from Brazil!! Thank you guys for the amazing work! You make me laugh everyday. In times of Bolsonaro's presidency, laughing is a necessary remedy for our soul. Thank you once again!
Pretty on point with this presentation. Never knew where that sound originated. Amazingly funny as always. Comedy Central Writers knowing what they are doing, hashtag. Very pleasant to have seen this and the other wonderful content on this channel. Staying tuned for the next one!!
So true Roy Wood about NYC and the blackout of 77. I'm not from NY but i saw/read documentaries and most, if not ALL the stores with electronic equipment WERE looted. But as soon as power was restored, the people in the inner city/hood/boroughs of NY hot wired the street lights, stop lights, ANYWHERE there was a power source to their speakers, turn tables, etc and would have parties out on the streets of NYC. House parties too.
I like Old school hip-hop but I love some of the modern hip-hop just as much. I literally have a carefully selected playlist of Migos and Logic currently
All right, Roy's tie & pocket square, leap off the screen, and onto your eyeballs, I'm the only to notice ? (I like them) BTW the scratch is one of the reasons older people hate hip-hop, it's the sound of a record ,that someone worked hard to earn money to buy, being destroyed.
Christel Headington : I noticed them too, they're lovely! I commented on it several minutes ago, and then started scrolling, and scrolling . . . I was beginning to think I was the only one. 😁 And yes, you nailed it on the record scratch. I love the sound, and old school hip-hop, but a little part of me always cringed and hoped they'd gone out and bought their own record, as opposed to "borrowing" one from their parents. I was so relieved when it became possible to get that effect without a real record.
There is still good hiphop out there, just not in the charts. Only thing people saying 'hiphop sucks nowadays' prove is that they are spoonfed by the charts and don't have a taste of their own.
"Leroy, kiss my son for me"
lmaooo
thanks, almost missed that
Tell him I'll see him in a couple weeks.
Genevieve Greene Tell him I'll see him in a couple of years.
Damn, he's got another kid? Don't forget about holga in Belgium.
I want Roy to turn CP time into a full length educational-comedy show.
ChadaMonkey : There's certainly enough black history that desperately needs to be covered.
I like it as an insert throughout the day, like school house rock.
@@benjamingardner3314 I could 100% be on board for that as long as it's on every channel. People need to actually start learning things again.
"His feet just joined the migos" 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Black people looting and now we have hip-hop. White people looting and now we have museums."
😭😭😭😂😂😂
"Black people looted and now, we have hip-hop. White people looted and now, we have museums. You know damn well those mummies didn't walk themselves into that museum."
Hilarious but so true!!!
😂😂😂
Trapezoid: square with an attitude 🤔😂🤔
I love Roy's tie and pocket kerchief in this installment. And that closing few lines, dang!
At Leroy's place.
"What do you mean this isn't my son?"
**record scratch**
The record scratch reactions are hilarious 😂😆😂
The double scratch at 2:19. 😄😆😅😂
The only show that's...for the culture!
Bad time ? Or best time to upload this... much needed comedic relief after 2 mass shootings...
Desensitization partyyy.... Sadness
Thoughts and prayers........ Fuck no. It's trumps fault. He should apologize for emboldening right wing lunatics.
Those punchlines were delivered with bullet precision...
@@schoppepetzer9267 n.? .? ? . ?.?
... I am sick of having become so used to it that my first response was, oh? 2 more? Where? And took another bite of my toast.
What the hell is wrong with me...
Finally,. A proper discussion about REAL HIP HOP!
"Those mummies didn't just walk themselves into that museum"💀😂😂
3:12 As a white person, I gotta admit he's right about that.
We also deciphered Hieroglyphs and I doubt the people of Egypt really care about the bodies of people who proclaimed themselves gods now that the Egyptians have a new god.
Facts fired!
@@AngelSamael the people of Egypt and other countries which lost their cultural history might disagree with you.
@swimingbird88 it's still their stuff to preserve or destroy.
The part about the blackout is actually true..Vh1 made a doc calles Summer of 77 that explained how Hip Hop amd Punk both started that summer..its soo cool.
CP Time needs to be produced as a solo mini series with guest stars like Leslie Jones 😂
Genius
I love this bit and also love how Roy commits to the shiny plastic mustache
You may be a dentist, but that ain’t my mouth ! 😂
LOVE YOU ROY.😘
"For the CULTURE."✊✊✊
Did you catch it at the end when he said kiss my son for me! 🤷♀️🤦♀️ Tell him I'll see him in a couple years.🤨🤣
Oof
I
[me, seeing a new CP Time video]: "hot damn!" [feet making Fred Flintstone sounds as I race to turn on my computer speakers]
Greetings from Brazil!! Thank you guys for the amazing work! You make me laugh everyday. In times of Bolsonaro's presidency, laughing is a necessary remedy for our soul. Thank you once again!
Cp time detected
Boa sorte irmão!
i could watch cp time for hours everyday.
Roy is totally awesome.
I love you, Roy!
These videos wake me up in the morning by learning and laughing . Love that
This was by far the best one for me. I laughed so hard I had to catch my breath by pausing the video!
Love you Roy!
"... Also I'm sorry for have sex with your wife.... Well this has been CP Time." 😂😆🤣
Why was he drinking from a Samuel L Jackson mug. 😂😂
He ALWAYS drinks from a Sam Jackson mug. Each one is a different pic from one of his movies. Go back and check out older CPT skits...😂😂
@@TheEmbessyNetwork That makes it even better. Lol
Wow I thought it was delroy lindo
For the culture.
Because he can
Pretty on point with this presentation. Never knew where that sound originated. Amazingly funny as always. Comedy Central Writers knowing what they are doing, hashtag. Very pleasant to have seen this and the other wonderful content on this channel. Staying tuned for the next one!!
Cp time,laughing time,thanks for hilarious time.
Damnit I'm late; CP time 🤷🏾♀️😂🤦🏾♀️
Nina Testman
😂😂😂😂
#notificationsquad 🙋
Old school hip-hop was the truth😪.. And the record scratch was the wayyyy
Facts... Check out this cat he's truly a middle child. www.soundcloud.com/dctcmusic
Indeed.
@ThePark 627 I want to believe that
Best of all CP Times! I’m surprised no one called the cops from my crazy-ass laughter.
Love that vinyl pushbroom 'stache. 😁
I WANT THAT TIE & POCKET SQUARE. THE PATTERN IS LIKE A RUBIX CUBE PAINTED IN 2-D BY PICASSO.
CP needs to be its own show
Is it me or Roy Wood Jr kinda looks like Dr Martin Luther King Jr.
That's part of the bit, harkening back to the old civil rights warriors raging against the new hippity hops, it's not just you.
He appeared as MLK Jr. in the Black Twitter episode and he really does look like him.
Miss the time when rappers had actual musical/lyrical talent... Now rap is all about the marketing.
24istheanswer yup, because the man saw new hotness (and a way to make $$$) took it over, and ruined it. That’s what they do...
Not to defend it, because I totally agree with you, but everything is about marketing now. Sad but true. Smh.
@@jpe1 👏
Thank goodness it's once again CP time🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I can't take my eyes off that tie!
So true Roy Wood about NYC and the blackout of 77. I'm not from NY but i saw/read documentaries and most, if not ALL the stores with electronic equipment WERE looted. But as soon as power was restored, the people in the inner city/hood/boroughs of NY hot wired the street lights, stop lights, ANYWHERE there was a power source to their speakers, turn tables, etc and would have parties out on the streets of NYC. House parties too.
I remember that beer commercial when I was a kid!!!
LOVE FROM SOUTH AFRICA
I throw my hands in the air because I profoundly care!!!
Bernie is that you ?
CP Time is the best time!
I Love my culture
CP Time, it's for the culture
That tie and pocket square combo is dope
Someone else mesmerized by that shinestache?
Post Punky Roach
Even if you _could_ stop looking, you can’t coz sometimes it comes loose, and that’s just too good to miss!
I hollered through this entire segment... Mr. Roy Woods Jr. is a whole fool! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #imweeeeeeak
Always great! Thanks for posting
Gotta love me some education like that 😁
more CP time plz
I love CP time pleaaaase keep making more...
Dipping in the Kool-Aid without knowing the flavor (record scratch)
That's the sound I hear when dipping behind a Hollywood Bush for a tinkle and someone stops and asks, Where's the bus.
OMG I CANT BELIEVE THEY TALKED ABOUT GRAND WIZARD THEODORE that makes me so happy
Steve Harvey's moustache wants to fight
"Didn't record a single track". Fucking legend. Rap so good, don't even need to rap.
*Readies snacks & coffee in comfy clothes while watching something this educational.*
This is gold!!!!! Good job
Always a good time for CP time!
That camera 2 shot with the record scratch, killed me.
Go Roy!! More CP Time!
Holy crap that was non-stop hilarity.
It's like a jungle out there, sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under, ah-ha-ha-ha
Thank you, Roy! Very cool!
love this segment. talk about some god damn jazz pls
"That's right, that sounds (scratching) was accidently invented by a black kid trying to avoid an azz whipping "
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂💀💀👻👻👻
I'm an old whitey but I think hip-hop is the greatest. Activates my groove bone!
give me more of this
I like Old school hip-hop but I love some of the modern hip-hop just as much. I literally have a carefully selected playlist of Migos and Logic currently
I want and need more of this xD
Thanks for the lesson!!!!
Ah, the old double cassette player and stereo. I remember dudes would carry them on their shoulder, next to their ears and play it in high volume.
@O. B. Thanks, I didn't know that.
Please tell me someone else caught the 'mother fucker' on his mug!?! *see what I did there* lmao 😂😂
Incredible work.
Can we get those CP Time mugs though?
All right, Roy's tie & pocket square, leap off the screen, and onto your eyeballs, I'm the only to notice ? (I like them) BTW the scratch is one of the reasons older people hate hip-hop, it's the sound of a record ,that someone worked hard to earn money to buy, being destroyed.
Christel Headington : I noticed them too, they're lovely! I commented on it several minutes ago, and then started scrolling, and scrolling . . . I was beginning to think I was the only one. 😁
And yes, you nailed it on the record scratch. I love the sound, and old school hip-hop, but a little part of me always cringed and hoped they'd gone out and bought their own record, as opposed to "borrowing" one from their parents. I was so relieved when it became possible to get that effect without a real record.
White people looted and we have museums 😂🤣 so damn true
This is hella funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Liked it. Well done.
The mummies though.
This is the best fake moustache I've ever seen. I want the same conditioner.
Celine : There are much better ones out there. Google "prosthetic mustache" and you'll see some really convincing ones.
i wish he would do more of these
That moustache......
.....is for the culture
Love it. So true.
C.W.A Cubes With Attitude 😂
CP Time to become a full spin-off series WHEN
Yea,I was in Gowanus watching people stealing from the record store across the street, yea that blackout was crazy
Diana Jones-Ramos : Did you see his Uncle Bebo? 😉
Miss Trevor
I’ve heard this before! Cool!
There is still good hiphop out there, just not in the charts. Only thing people saying 'hiphop sucks nowadays' prove is that they are spoonfed by the charts and don't have a taste of their own.
I want more CP time
Love him!
As soon as I see this man, me=🤣🤣😆😆🎧🎧🎤. My dad loves rappers delight. Brand new Dj’s inNYC. 😆
I love ur tie jr
🤣🤣🤣 2:04 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 His feet just joined the migos
1:15 YEAH. A hot MESS.😁
Why is this segment basically what Larry wilmore was trying to do with his short-lived show (the nightly show) but 200% better?
Not quite sure what Whitmore was trying to do, I'm not sure he did.
@Emma XTC -Sorry, yes Wilmore.
@Emma XTC Wilmore. I corrected it but autocorrect kept making it whitmore