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  • @Carbonated__Milk
    @Carbonated__Milk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    This is one of the few times Jared hasn't censored "fuck". Truly beautiful.

    • @Carbonated__Milk
      @Carbonated__Milk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ***** There's no other ProJared video where he doesn't censor "fuck"

    • @wwenetwork5
      @wwenetwork5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tucker Mills worst console ever "Fucking power downs"

    • @Carbonated__Milk
      @Carbonated__Milk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Mattman 850 ah shhhhhhhhhhiet. I forgot that video existed. I seem to be in the small pool of people who didn't honestly like that one.

    • @char7403
      @char7403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tucker Mills Worst Console Ever was the second ProJared vid I watched, a few years after his Slender video

    • @life-wu3ti
      @life-wu3ti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tucker Mills hiuuuuiii

  • @TKnightcrawler
    @TKnightcrawler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I played the PC version with no slowdown. :-P I'd pick up rocks and place them right over the red ant holes. Normally the reds would be able to clear it out, but if you placed 9 rocks on the ant hole, the only thing they can do is make a new exit. This takes them a long time, meanwhile they are running out of food. And before their workers could bring food back to their starving colony, I'd have either had my black ants taken over the food patches first, or filled up their new ant hole and surrounded the rocks there with my own ants to keep them from getting in. And thus, I sealed enemy ant colonies in the dark underground until they all starved to death.

    • @hansadvance6243
      @hansadvance6243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      really!?
      it's one of the most silliest and somehow the best strategy to beat the place easily
      (especially in the 8th and 5th scenarios [i guess because i forgot it] due that there is no rain to shatter the stones)

    • @grantstratton2239
      @grantstratton2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I seem to remember you could beat the PC version in like 10 minutes by setting breeders to 70% and just sending hordes of queens to colonize the yard before the reds can. Later, switch between sections to send armies of queens into the same red section until the section is won. Rinse and repeat

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember doing the same thing lol

    • @jamesbryan2807
      @jamesbryan2807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly. How this guy could nvr beat the game is beyond me

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If these ants were humans there'd be some international law about this.

  • @Starcrash6984
    @Starcrash6984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    There's _one_ fun aspect to SimAnt -- *playing as a spider* . You can "mindjack" any of your ant buddies by just pressing X and then clicking on them, but I'll bet you never tried it on a spider, did you? It totally works.

    • @dryaddyad7757
      @dryaddyad7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On the snes version?

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dryaddyad7757 They said "pressing X" so yeah, probably?

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ghostguy693 no, it's X on the PC. I'm pretty you can't play as the spider on the SNES

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least of the poorly aged comments.

    • @El_Bastardo
      @El_Bastardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially after 3:56 you'd think everyone would be calling that grooming too.

    • @lordofbanana6869
      @lordofbanana6869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least comments about some controversy that happened years after he recorded this video. Projared created really good content for this "genre" of youtube videos.

    • @steve3758
      @steve3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Late term lead abortion 😋

    • @MarioMarioPlushGUY
      @MarioMarioPlushGUY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They must have not made it that far down the list lol

  • @Eva1337
    @Eva1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I can't examine real ants where I live, because they're all fire ants and all they want to do is bite me.

    • @BouArmy
      @BouArmy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit!

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got bit by one when I was 2 because she lays me down on a nest of them and HOLY SHIT it hurt so bad I didn't want to sit down for months

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh and when I got bit by one all the others came two... And I'm pretty sure you can imagine how bad that felt😢

    • @jpxyUA
      @jpxyUA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well you know what they say... BITE THEM RIGHT BACK!

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're Australian, right ?

  • @ghoulishlycool
    @ghoulishlycool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "A few of them praising the sun." \[T]/

  • @Blueman8305
    @Blueman8305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "...Honey, That ProJared guy is outside again."
    "What's he doing now??"
    "He's...Spraying the ground with any killer, with a magnefying glass, yelling at the ants."
    "...Huh."

  • @StoneMonkWisdom
    @StoneMonkWisdom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    8:14 You CAN fight the Queen Ant yourself, you just have to use the correct button to do so, and target her face while doing it, I've always done it. Like double clicking on an enemy to initiate combat. This is just a theory but I feel like Jared just let the Red Ants (workers, soldiers, and breeders) initiate and attack him instead.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was my strategy. First thing: go to red ants nest and kill queen. If I die instead, go again.

  • @tonythetalkingclock1880
    @tonythetalkingclock1880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Through the pressure of growing up in a black society"
    Oh my God. xD

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tony The Talking Clock also, 'Using child labor to make silk.'

  • @KentaroMiyamoto21
    @KentaroMiyamoto21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    12:15 My reaction to all the allegations and lies.

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To the top with you.

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you not try to bring it up every five seconds?

    • @obsidianbasilisk5753
      @obsidianbasilisk5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sloth That’s funny because many people (maybe even you) were happy and content with bringing up false allegations every five seconds as a way to hate on Jared before they were proven false. But now that his fans are celebrating his return, you tell them to shut up? Bullshit.

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@obsidianbasilisk5753 I agree with you. O grew up with Jared and sadly believed the alligations to be true. Now i saw my mistake and am happy hes back. But i think we should move in from the contreversy entirely and just talk about other great parts of the channel's

    • @PaperThin_
      @PaperThin_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Purple_Sloth What did you expect? This is a Projared video. If your favorite youtuber was under false accusations and massive hate from millions of people but somehow pushes through it all would you not be happy? Although I agree with you. Seeing people making "Projared good, internet people bad" type comments gets tiring and makes me mad that those same people probably did believe those allegations and slandered his name throughout the whole ordeal. Hell, some may be jumping on that bandwagon and using Projared's innocence to gain oh so sweet internetpoints. But I guess im getting a little bit off topic. Point is its annoying to see so many of these type of comments, but all I want people to do is remember. Remember that maybe they are the scumbags in the situation. Maybe, just maybe that they were the scumbags all along. And I want them to remember. I want them to remember to think before they click.

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 9 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Imagine an AntSim game where you start out simple, but end up being able to breed mutant ants with stupid powers. The end goal of the game is to attack and murder human beings. It wouldn't be anything TOO graphic, mostly just people screaming in fear as you crawl up their legs and start feasting on them.

    • @Metasylum
      @Metasylum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sarru Y'know I think the old Wii shop had a game like that, I remember seeing it once.

    • @Weenmeen
      @Weenmeen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Name?

    • @Metasylum
      @Metasylum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Solomon Gumball Wish I could help ya but I can't think of it.

    • @dwainnellums2743
      @dwainnellums2743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Sarru reminds me of hunter x hunter

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dwain Nellums
      Just more reasons why it's an awesome idea.

  • @p.r.1308
    @p.r.1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love to watch the classics of Projared videos from time to time.

  • @okey7281
    @okey7281 9 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Sim suspenders is my favorite game

    • @nanaiceclimber4392
      @nanaiceclimber4392 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that profile pic though XD somehow it suits the sentence.. I dunno why

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nana Ice Climber yus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nanaiceclimber4392
      @nanaiceclimber4392 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheGamerManDudeGuy ..... 0.0 *grabs mallet and steps back* uhhhh..

    • @ShootStyleZombie
      @ShootStyleZombie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sim Suspenders is better than the last SimCity game

    • @fledge8188
      @fledge8188 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Le IGN: "10/10 best game ever would bang w/ a fork."

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 17

    • @PumbusBungus
      @PumbusBungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Godspeed

    • @rosesbloom324
      @rosesbloom324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are a true hero

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've been watching his legend of zelda randomized videos recently

    • @omnipocket3055
      @omnipocket3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause you turned on him and feel guilty huh?

    • @SlitherLament
      @SlitherLament 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasn't really out of guilt since I didn't turn on him. Though I'll fully admit I didn't even try to look into it. But with the amount of people who did, I felt that even a little more activity in his video feeds would be a nice way to give a long distance pat on the back.

  • @xDragonHybridx
    @xDragonHybridx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm glad this was only the console version of the game. The PC SimAnt was much more terrifying, with better pixel art and sound quality and effects, along with a horrifying close up shot of the spider's face as you watch it literally chew your ant up and spit it back out again. Thanks Maixs, for such a fond, fond memory for my 5 year old brain.

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What is a "professional insect"? Who's paying them?

    • @Ryogathelost
      @Ryogathelost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +SolidSonicTH See, they're civil servants basically, so they're paid by the ant government.

    • @signaunderdown3870
      @signaunderdown3870 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Evan Tamborini Silly Symphony

  • @Lily_Orchard
    @Lily_Orchard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I apologize to everybody with Arachnophobia"
    This game is the reason I have Arachnophobia!

    • @SamurottofMinnesota
      @SamurottofMinnesota 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first time I saw this and he said that I just said "thanks"

    • @thesenate1343
      @thesenate1343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you mean insectaphobia?

    • @No_Name8998
      @No_Name8998 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too not

  • @AbuseForViews
    @AbuseForViews 8 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I could live off this, Worst Console ever, and jontrons plug and play video forever

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Stubnoob I could do the same with the hydlide trilogy and yugioh abridged.

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh you'd get sick of it after a while

    • @nautilusbones980
      @nautilusbones980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jack Newton Nope. I can watch this for all of eternity and still be entertained

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mango Bacon your name is absolutely beautiful

  • @battlemageazulio1019
    @battlemageazulio1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" -ProJared, 2014
    Favorite part, right there. xD

    • @battlemageazulio1019
      @battlemageazulio1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, that was kinda funny too, but I prefer the "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" Part. xD

    • @Glennwert
      @Glennwert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BlueJavelin byatiful

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +BlueJavelin It is also cool "oh my god, I become a drug lord, nice" I lost myself at that video.

    • @captainsalti2611
      @captainsalti2611 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      quote of the century

    • @battlemageazulio1019
      @battlemageazulio1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      Indeed. "Proof of a Hero" FTW. =P

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Actually, that lawn kind of looks like crabgrass.
    But you know, that's just a matter of SimAnt-ics.

  • @cheezeofages
    @cheezeofages 10 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    This game isn't nearly as hard as SimAunt, I keep making the nieces and nephews grow up to hate me because I wouldn't stop pinching their cheeks when they were tiny and adorable. I even tried using the casserole, but I don't think they liked it either. What the heck am I doing wrong?

    • @duckokido7150
      @duckokido7150 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See SimAnt And SimAunt are the same, The only Different is SimAunt Has an extra letter than SimAnt

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      better than SimMother In-law

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Delta4280 And much, much better than Sim-Grandpa. Seriously, the pacing of that game is so dull!

    • @cam897
      @cam897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm excited for their new game SimNephew

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ThunderPsyker You also get to see a 10-second clip (stock footage), then it'll end abruptly with this quote: "wait... I wasn't there."

  • @Psyberify
    @Psyberify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’m surprised this game hasn’t been remade.

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a game in development called "Empires of the Undergrowth" that's basically a spiritual successor to this. Not sure how far long it's come.

    • @TheItalianTrash
      @TheItalianTrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It has an unofficial sequel/spiritual successor called 'Ant Queen' on PC.

  • @Thepenarmy01
    @Thepenarmy01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Did somebody say
    \ [T]/
    [*].
    / \
    PRAISE THE SUN?!?!

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shin_Gojira is more like
      Praise Jared again

    • @Shin_Gojira
      @Shin_Gojira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kjajo i have my regrets, and believed in the lie is one.

  • @georggross1232
    @georggross1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "That's why I was never invited to partiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

  • @TheQuarterGuy
    @TheQuarterGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    So you ditched the "...I'm playing SimAnt...", huh?

    • @diegorojas2049
      @diegorojas2049 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He totally changed his presentation, so it doesn't surprise me :/

    • @VexedGamerShow
      @VexedGamerShow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a snob.

    • @Senthain
      @Senthain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VexedGamerShow
      *Shots Fired*

    • @wanderLBP
      @wanderLBP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good. It was kinda stupid.

    • @DANxTHExGUITARxMAN
      @DANxTHExGUITARxMAN 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i noticed first!!!

  • @eximmt
    @eximmt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    My mom made me get rid of my ps2 and all my games in 2006 when I was 10 because she read some bogus story online about how all the school shooters played video games and therefore videogames make school shooters. So, I have none of the games I loved as a child anymore. I started playing again in 2011 when my uncle gave me his ps3. But, no nostalgia games or old consoles😞

    • @dfm6868
      @dfm6868 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bruh screw Fox News and there bullcrap

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ugh, that sucks man, I hate when I hear about the casualties of hysteria and propaganda. You have my commiseration, friend. haha!

    • @stevenrobson8831
      @stevenrobson8831 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That must blow

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow that must of SUCK'D

    • @eximmt
      @eximmt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Midnagamein G yeah I just got a ps2 now that I'm out of the house and got the sly games plus some other classics I never played on the ps2 because I was so young like mgs 3, silent hill 2, and resident evil 4.

  • @jacobjett8227
    @jacobjett8227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    i thought an ant simulation game would be great for a modern game. the difference i would make though? id try to make it a rts game like command and conquer instead of actually being an ant. i would also have multiple factions of ants, so its not just a 2 sided battle. if there is already a game like that...let me know

    • @PilgrimTheEmbraced
      @PilgrimTheEmbraced 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, there is Empire of Undergrowth.

    • @PilgrimTheEmbraced
      @PilgrimTheEmbraced 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** True, true.

    • @siamesedream5
      @siamesedream5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Would love an New Generation Remake of this Game.

    • @lightpostfilms9721
      @lightpostfilms9721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to mention GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING DEATH ANIMATIONS!

    • @therealememci5380
      @therealememci5380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Empire of the Ants, by Microïds.

  • @grimbithefloob3251
    @grimbithefloob3251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    3:55 - 3:59 is really funny.

    • @hole1274
      @hole1274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      0:00 to 12:44 is really funny.

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0:00-15:55 was really funny

    • @chromaphasia453
      @chromaphasia453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Swiggity Swag man I love that 3:11 minutes of silence.

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    03:56 Me: Yep, totaly stealing that one.

  • @KoroftheSon
    @KoroftheSon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I started watching your videos last night and I JUST CAN'T STOP.

    • @livbarnhart1605
      @livbarnhart1605 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I stayed up until ONE AM for two nights in a row watching his videos after I first found them. Trust me, it gets worse from here. I still can't stop...

  • @AnubusStar
    @AnubusStar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The PC version is better. Loved it as a kid, love it now.

    • @LordOberic1
      @LordOberic1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AnubusStar Indeed, the computer version is much more playable.

    • @TheKarui
      @TheKarui 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +AnubusStar I remember loving the PC version and watching with joy as my black ant comrades took out the red ant infidels.

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheKarui AntHammer 40k

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan Alexander just normal garden ants.

    • @PrometheusRobo
      @PrometheusRobo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Jared didn't even know he could slay the red queen himself. Thus making part of his review, an accidental lie or rather, a preconceived notion about a falsity.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jared exclaiming *"I AM AN ANT GOD"* always makes me laugh (7:38)

  • @Lily_Orchard
    @Lily_Orchard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Why on earth does solid-state cartridge game take that long to save?! Loading times didn't even exist in the cartridge era!

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jerry Peet Oh, hey, Jerry. Didn't know you were here.

    • @soundwave5634
      @soundwave5634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ackbarfan5556 Trust me when I say he shows up on the most random of videos.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ackbarfan5556 Holy shit her name was *JERRY?!?!*
      Man, no wonder she changed it. That's almost as bad s name as Randy Stair

    • @270z
      @270z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reading and writing speeds differ on all drives. Writing almost always being slower. And not all cartridges were capable of being written to by the console. This means that extra chips were often added to the cartridge to support this feature with varying levels of efficiency.

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just asked why does saving take long when loading doesn't. What the fuck?

  • @CazTheGamerGuy
    @CazTheGamerGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I think this is one of the cases where the PC version was definitely the better option to play. Controls were more tight, the strategy was existent and well-done, to say nothing of winnable, and the food was... ok, there was still only peas, but the PC version of SimAnt was fun instead of a fascinating bore.

    • @ClockworkBard
      @ClockworkBard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm curious what the PC version brings to the strategy that the SNES version doesn't. I've only played the Mac and SNES versions, and the Mac version required significantly less strategy. Once you beat the red ants the first time, you basically won. It was just a matter of breeding wildly and stomping them out before they could do anything else.

  • @ParrotMan01276
    @ParrotMan01276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This video had a lot of great hilarious moments, though I've never been too big on sims. I hope Jared recovers from this.

  • @therandomone8791
    @therandomone8791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:14 was pure ProJared gold.

  • @jameslavoie8738
    @jameslavoie8738 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Think the spider death is terrifying? play the PC version. If you go into one of the holes with the bug peeping out, you get pulled in and eaten! sometimes this just happens too. it gave me nightmares as a kid.

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! Antlions! They are terrifying and they used to be everywhere when I was a kid. I wonder if they went extinct or something?

    • @jameslavoie8738
      @jameslavoie8738 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hope they went extinct!

    • @Lahnmohr
      @Lahnmohr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Lavoie Nope sorry :P they exist, but good thing for you is that its only found in specific hot places, and United States isn't one of them. Australia and Africa have it now the antlions are long gone in America

    • @jacobstacy777
      @jacobstacy777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexican LawnMower wrong good sir I can still find them in East Texas, I remember dropping ants in their holes and watching the aftermath *evil laughter*

    • @teamninjabug8287
      @teamninjabug8287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** We have them here in California too! I took an antlion as a pet, kept him in a bowl of sand, and fed him for about 3 years until he grew up into a dragonfly-looking creature. Then I let him go. :3

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I played SimAnt all the way through several times when I was young, but it was on the PC. The controls were reasonable and I remember having a lot more personal control than shown in the SNES version in your video. Slowdown also wasn't an issue I remember. I don't remember some of the UI though, so I think quite a bit was changed for the SNES port. That's too bad, I remember the PC version being fun throughout. You should try it out sometime, if it's possible to find anymore.

    • @Cyfrik
      @Cyfrik 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The PC version can be found in multiple places online. It can be downloaded from some abandonware sites, and if downloads are not your thing, the Internet Archive (a website dedicated to preserving all kinds of stuff) allows you to play the DOS version in your browser (using a server-side emulator, I think).
      EDIT: Apparently the Internet Archive has the DOS-version playable in the browser and the PC version as a separate download, it seems.

    • @danielhale1
      @danielhale1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Haha, nice! When I played sim city, I had a bad habit of getting mired in severe traffic problems, and resolving the situation with monster attacks. Good times.

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Every time ProJared mentions the word 'SimAnt', the whole world chuckles.

  • @JiggyWiggyASMR
    @JiggyWiggyASMR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    2:18 I can taste a bit of PBG here. Ech. Peanut butter's sticking to my mouth. ECK.

    • @landonwilson1837
      @landonwilson1837 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But how else will Jared get PBG-Senpai to notice him?

    • @tamach1956
      @tamach1956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can taste some JonTron in this comment

    • @JiggyWiggyASMR
      @JiggyWiggyASMR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike Liska ;D

    • @when7573
      @when7573 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Liska Does that mean maybe Jon-senpei will notice me?

    • @s0me_sneaky_camper103
      @s0me_sneaky_camper103 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jiggy Wiggy ASMR I hate pbg

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Also, on PC, i think the saving was much faster and no lag...
    Also, the spiders were scary as hell with their chasing sound effects.

    • @AG-ld6rv
      @AG-ld6rv 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The PC version was over in probably 15 minutes. No need to save. Even if you lost your progress, just start it up again.

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I am an ant god! - ProJared" That line just killed it for me on the review.

  • @XiAoJiNgZiZi
    @XiAoJiNgZiZi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:50 we are here for this

  • @obanxMolly1991
    @obanxMolly1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Someone else watching old Jared videos to support him?

    • @Archvale8
      @Archvale8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right here!

    • @ikazuchioni
      @ikazuchioni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am binge re-watching his videos.

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout8896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    what is this a video game for ants

    • @JEJJ5333
      @JEJJ5333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kilgore Trout This game needs to be at least........three times bigger than this.

    • @Happigail_Adams
      @Happigail_Adams 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheJ5333
      what you want a sim spider game?

    • @EntoneTori
      @EntoneTori 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kilgore Trout It can't be one, or did you ever see a human-life-simulator?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** There are more important things in life other than being really, really ridicoulosly good-looking, like playing a game about ants.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How can we be expected to let ants be able to play this game, if they can't even pick up the CONTROLLER?

  • @Elite4DaKill
    @Elite4DaKill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:31 #PraiseTheSun

    • @reddragon8167
      @reddragon8167 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, praise the Sun, or the ant-cultists will eat you.

  • @themask6603
    @themask6603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who else is with me on a re-watch mission?

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been watching since this morning.

    • @marshmeller1017
      @marshmeller1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeupp

  • @jacklajoie9126
    @jacklajoie9126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    3:56-3:59
    projared..... pick-up master.

    • @dragoncatthebest3965
      @dragoncatthebest3965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jack lajoie a

    • @DaSniper2
      @DaSniper2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This didn't age well...

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DaSniper2 I think you mean aged like fine wine

    • @unknown404x
      @unknown404x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You had no idea

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I do in tinder. It takes an average of 300 cunts but I don't waste my time and money. Indeed I don't waste any money whatsoever.

  • @crackdendave4726
    @crackdendave4726 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Spiders are the only reason I didn't get through the first level of Skyrim

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All you have to do is get off the boat and collect the form though.

    • @TPSgirlelise
      @TPSgirlelise 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't you click mun!?

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Azureth Puppy I do admit it was a hard dungeon, what with the price-checking DRM at the end of it that closes the game if you get it wrong.

    • @crackdendave4726
      @crackdendave4726 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no not because it was hard because the spiders made me almost s**t myself

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was making a joke. I referenced two different Elder Scrolls games that aren't Skyrim. Those two were Morrowind and Arena, in that order.

  • @koozbot
    @koozbot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this video, the ant crib joke and the breeder ant joke nearly killed me

  • @farcry223
    @farcry223 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video is now 10 years old.

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:41 Skyrim summed up.

  • @cripstopheriii3509
    @cripstopheriii3509 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    At first I thought this would be a generic game review assery but this is actually good channel

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's the intro music sucks you in.

    • @GiantfireringCole
      @GiantfireringCole 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dburrs1 You fucking serious... -____- I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG! But everybody has their own opinions and I respect yours.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      I said the intro music sucks you in. I did not say it sucked.

    • @GiantfireringCole
      @GiantfireringCole 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dburrs1 that what I was yelling at you about.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I think you misunderstood my comment tell me what your reading and I will tell you what I said. Because your last comment sounded like you read the music sucks. When I said the music sucks you into the video makes it more enjoyable catchs your attention etc.

  • @TheMelnTeam
    @TheMelnTeam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I beat this game as a kid. Like you, I found fighting the reds in invasion colonies both extremely tedious and difficult combined. 10 black ants vs 200 red ants. So you bum rush the enemy queen with your infinite lives as a soldier over and over until you win at terrible odds, then eventually outgrow the queenless fools that get lawnmowered. Yay.
    There is a way to win much faster though. Never kill the red queen in the first square, but keep them too small to breed until you control the surrounding territories. Keep stalling there as your additional colonies grow and the reds never spawn across the map, because they're still in the first contested square. Once your ants cover everything possible, THEN kill the red queen. This will spawn the only remaining red colony into 100's of your ants in one of the colonies, just go there and win. The ending is kind of lulzy, you basically run the humans out of the house ^_^.

    • @Deadganon
      @Deadganon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have done this all of the time but I wait until my the yard is about 1/3rd full before i kill the queen so I have some challenge and it isnt over right away. Also you dont have infinite lives, you only have as many lives as you have eggs since you replace one of the eggs that the queen drops... I love going into colonies with 5 or so black ants vs 300 and on a few of the maps their are rocks almost all the way going north to south of the map near your holes so I block the few entrances off so they cannot attack me allowing me time to build up alittle and find back door holes (at the bottom of my lair) into their base to either steal their food/eggs or kill their queen

    • @Lahnmohr
      @Lahnmohr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deadganon Im that Lawnmower that sometimes kill you guys and your enemies :D

  • @williamgear1519
    @williamgear1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still on the classic ProJared binge! I forgot how many videos he had

  • @wizgi7201
    @wizgi7201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im rewatching and liking all the projared videos i havent yet

  • @NightChime
    @NightChime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How to win Sim Ant: Zerg Rush.

  • @kartoonix
    @kartoonix 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Projared is back to doing awesome reviews!!

  • @No1liveshere
    @No1liveshere ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still come back to watch this 8 years later lol

  • @AzereusMumko
    @AzereusMumko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A projared video was recommend to me, it's good signs

  • @mynigga5286
    @mynigga5286 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm glad you finally decided to upload your review for this, I was starting to get antsy.

  • @SneakyNinja122
    @SneakyNinja122 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best part is the intro where he shakes the floppy disc. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @sadisticspirit1460
    @sadisticspirit1460 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love projareds video the most rewatchable videos on youtube lol

  • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
    @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:22 Uh, did that menu button say manu?

  • @zorochii
    @zorochii 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well, killing insects is pretty... unavoidable. Sometimes you're... I don't know, stretching or something, and boom! A poor little guy/girl is at the *back* of your hand, just screaming of pain :'C.

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If feels like ProJarad was channeling PBG at 2:20 lol

    • @indeimaus
      @indeimaus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly what I thought haha

    • @Criispy___
      @Criispy___ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeimaus Indeimaus :O you watch Projared as well? :O

    • @indeimaus
      @indeimaus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course!

    • @Criispy___
      @Criispy___ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeimaus I love your channel man, Finally awesome to get to talk to you :P

  • @Stratilex
    @Stratilex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can’t think of this guy the same ever again

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Ey gurl wats up, you wanna fusck?”

    • @ByteDeity
      @ByteDeity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

    • @PiranhaRoni
      @PiranhaRoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes you can, you had no proof of what he was accused of. You believed some middle school girls fishing for attention, completely disregarding ProJareds side of the story. It’s a shame to see how quick the sheep bunch with the crowds.

  • @grumpy8783
    @grumpy8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is great keep coming back and watching it

  • @BanjoJD
    @BanjoJD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    SimSuspenders
    Rated M

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 10 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I'm tired of this game's Sim-Antics...

  • @xxKrazyKxx
    @xxKrazyKxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    17 and counting. How have I never heard of this.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is such a great ProJared episode.
    Thank you SimAnts

  • @floridafloorssouthwest7057
    @floridafloorssouthwest7057 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thid is one of my favorite videos from projared!

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Is it weird that I'm not scared of Spiders,Snakes, Sharks, Alligators, Tigers or Clowns....
    But I AM afraid of any type of Worm or Snails and Horses?

    • @kleinmartin6197
      @kleinmartin6197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea that's pretty wierd.

    • @JumboDS64
      @JumboDS64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Gomez That IS kinda weird. I guess I can get worms and snails, as they are slimy and wriggly and could be considered repulsive. Not sure about horses though.

    • @kleinmartin6197
      @kleinmartin6197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JumboDS64 well, actually horses could break your ribs with a WEAK kick

    • @TK0921
      @TK0921 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm scared of spiders because they look terrifying and have a multitude of lifeless eyes. I think snakes are actually really cool. I'd say the only weird part about that is the horses. I could understand if you had a bad experience with one once, but otherwise I don't see why.

    • @RagdollWraith
      @RagdollWraith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Stein i can sorta understand the horse thing. i like them but i can still understand if some people find them a bit scary looking. they ARE super strong and heavy, too. they could easily hurt you reeeally bad.

  • @whitecloak11
    @whitecloak11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I found pro Jared, good stuff

  • @crg1292
    @crg1292 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've been binging on the d&d game Jared, Nate, Holly, and Anna have been playing, and somehow spireled down the rabbit's hole to the point where it's almost 3am and im binging on Jared's old reviews
    somehow i don't really regret it

  • @TheHlynsi
    @TheHlynsi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I live in Iceland... There are no Ants... I cant look at real Ants :(

    • @thatonehumanoid7756
      @thatonehumanoid7756 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LUCKY!!!! I live in Florida and ants are the bane of my existence!!!!

    • @TheHlynsi
      @TheHlynsi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well... People say that living in Iceland is a dream because there are no ants, mosquitos and other bad insects... But there is that one fly that is over billions of in summer! WASP!!! They are really dangerus in Iceland! They bite you once and their posion will go into your body and harm you! The Nordic Wasp is a bitch to deal with...

    • @Nemo7Sultar
      @Nemo7Sultar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheHlynsi There are Wasps just about everywhere on Earth :/

    • @TheHlynsi
      @TheHlynsi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I know I also said the Nordic Wasp... Only lives in Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Faroe Islands, Somewere in america and on few other places to... I call it the nordic wasp beacuase I dont know what the name of it is...

    • @kaynewoolley9104
      @kaynewoolley9104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have the same problem living inside of the sun :( wish I could just once see a real earth ant

  • @spigotsandcogs
    @spigotsandcogs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The PC version is actually pretty good.
    And I actually won it.

    • @ericbabich
      @ericbabich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah PC version was awesome

    • @psykikninja
      @psykikninja 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      the pc version is genius. they should honestly make a remake with added content, difficulty and stages.

    • @OcedarMopzar
      @OcedarMopzar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the difference, other than performance?

  • @ClintYeastwood420
    @ClintYeastwood420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This game should be called SIM CAN'T! Hehehe!

    • @vivivivivi
      @vivivivivi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ethan Metzger BOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Ice-ol8pz
    @Ice-ol8pz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:57 best pickup line ever

  • @SuperfieldCrUn
    @SuperfieldCrUn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who has acute arachnophobia, my fear was actually not triggered by the rather crudely rendered spider in this game.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Superfield don't play the PC game though, because apparently the spider in that is terrifying.

  • @_Altus
    @_Altus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All of this time, and I had no idea it was pronounced "Fuhckgg".
    Thank you for showing me the light, Jared.

  • @calebthezombie8457
    @calebthezombie8457 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched one video. ONE VIDEO! Now all my suggestions are all your videos. Good thing you make rad content brah

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    their are ants who are completely loyal their queen.
    but their are ants who are not so loyal & actually like this 3:56

  • @keegeebee5392
    @keegeebee5392 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    have you ever heard of slave driver ants? it would be fun to play as them (kind of). they just find other ants and enslave them to make them do everything for them. *ingame* broadcast: your colony needs more food!
    you: FASTER *WHIP CRACKS*

    • @keegeebee5392
      @keegeebee5392 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized these: * do this: *hi* as opposed to: hi

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kee Gee Bee Just do two asterisks (* is an asterisk) and **boom** problem solved!
      do this i mean ** **

    • @pigeonbee8570
      @pigeonbee8570 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      suspectsn0thing Bacon ***Bacon***

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Robertson
      Bacon
      **bacon**

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      True to Caesar

  • @RizenLink
    @RizenLink 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember the PC version not having a lot of the problems he described in the console version. PC was probably a lot better.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hey girl, what's up? You wanna fuhckh?" The delivery and Jared's face are golden.

  • @chloraloner7
    @chloraloner7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Glad we haven't stooped to arguing SimAntics.

  • @themartialnerd3286
    @themartialnerd3286 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    projared for antman in the movie

  • @STRONGandLOUD
    @STRONGandLOUD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The pc version was actually a superb experience, which is what i grew up with. This version is like a metaphor for all console ports... Dumbed down. The PC version was actually a well made game, except for the fact the spider would eventually start shooting ants with lasers.

    • @Mdude123456789
      @Mdude123456789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait... THE SPIDER SHOOTS LASERS?! I... I have the game and I've rarely played it...
      ... I've got to play it now...

    • @BlackINKim
      @BlackINKim 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry, I didn't really read your comment, I just saw that you mentionned that this game contain Spider equiped with laser beam, that's all I needed to know to try it.

  • @playedtoomuch5259
    @playedtoomuch5259 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    these games really show how much of a lightning in the bottle games like simcity and transport tycoon were, and how difficult it was to follow up on such a game

  • @h3llb0rn3
    @h3llb0rn3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still running your videos, still love ya man.

  • @frogman9721
    @frogman9721 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *simant is a game where you simulate the enthralling experience of being an ant*

  • @TakumiEnferrujado
    @TakumiEnferrujado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:56-3:59 i swear i'm gonna pick up a chick with that line

    • @TakumiEnferrujado
      @TakumiEnferrujado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup,but with pepper spray instead of bugspray

  • @aaroncow1824
    @aaroncow1824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:58 Best line ever

  • @Mr_Sperk
    @Mr_Sperk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard an 8-bit or whatever version of Hell March in there. Jared you are the greatest man to ever live ever.

  • @mrmajikjr
    @mrmajikjr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Sequel- 'SimAnt: Tics"

  • @RoboAddy
    @RoboAddy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is better on PC.
    I remember repeatedly taking over entire maps. It's seriously really fun. Don't listen to this video, play on PC!

    • @RoboAddy
      @RoboAddy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** yes, yes it is. And I was recommending to play it on PC instead of SNES.

    • @23045678
      @23045678 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      RoboAddy You also said don't listen to this video, despite the fact the video was perfectly fine because it's about the snes version

    • @CMSgtScootaloo
      @CMSgtScootaloo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James undisclosed Maybe, He's trying to infer one shouldn't watch the video in the interest of not discouraging people towards the series, because he believes that the PC edition is better, and deserves a chance. Not that anyone sane would pass by a ProJared video :)

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well people can do whatever they want and they don't have to listen to you :)

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    SimAnt and Roller Coaster Tycoon were some of my favorite PC games growing up!!

  • @coolbugfacts3953
    @coolbugfacts3953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DON'T throw up on people's faces to feed them? Oh no! That's why I was never invited to parties... (also I'm a loser) Hilarious