High Seas Trader - ProJared

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  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2855

    I would mutiny if I was the captain too. I'd mutiny myself.

    • @CyrusTheYoshi
      @CyrusTheYoshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +PeanutButterGamer Mutiny overload

    • @Cunt143
      @Cunt143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      peeb

    • @shiftyassburger5405
      @shiftyassburger5405 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ethanwdp Price nice

    • @JackBlox
      @JackBlox 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PeanutButterGamer sup

    • @AngelicaSpyro
      @AngelicaSpyro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PeanutButterGamer Hi PBG. I love your stuff.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "Oh my god, I've become a drug lord! Nice..."
    I think you're forgetting that you also started as an arms dealer.

    • @Jacoboby1
      @Jacoboby1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well they always say you should diversify your investments...

    • @PenumbranWolf
      @PenumbranWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cpt Projared, sitting on the yard of his massive Villa outside of Lisbon, a few years before the massive earth quake: This is why we have nice things...

  • @dragonlordex
    @dragonlordex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    ProJared: Talks about how he likes that this game promotes good, honest trade over killing and looting.
    Also ProJared: Makes most of his money in-game through guns and drugs.

    • @ZanathKariashi
      @ZanathKariashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      War-profiteering and Drugs

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all about what's more fun

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gotta give props for historical accuracy

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    'Oh My god! I've become a Drug Lord! .......Nice.'

    • @thesecretsuspects
      @thesecretsuspects 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what if Pablo Escobar was a ship captain

    • @revstalker7334
      @revstalker7334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and probably fueled a few dozen revolutions with guns.
      ....Yeah, I don't know whether I should like captain ProJared or not.

    • @psychotic17
      @psychotic17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a prerequisite to marry Nicki Minaj!

    • @french_bread4961
      @french_bread4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Projared is best drug lord.

    • @GuardianTam
      @GuardianTam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need to keep this comment at 420 likes.

  • @NyQuilDonut
    @NyQuilDonut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The opium trade part fucking killed me. Opium was a huge problem in those days and Jared took full advantage.

    • @psalmweems1526
      @psalmweems1526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It actually wasn't a that much a problem, most people never got addicted to it since it was in limited supply and it has a lot of medicinal properties if used right

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the people who did get addicted where typically nobles and other rich people.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +101391611163402803603 Horribly false. Both of you. The English were smuggling Opium into China at rates so high that the Chinese government was getting super pissed at England. They were turning a lot of Chinese citizens into opium junkies. Typically why when you think 'opium den' you think of asian guys sitting around smoking opium.

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lasoogneypubes Oh yeah, I do remember hearing of that.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lasoogneypubes well when in Rome...

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    I played a TON of Lords of the Realm 2.

    • @HateTaxesWASt
      @HateTaxesWASt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +SpaceHamster Screw droughts in that game, those were the worst!

    • @Harmaxium
      @Harmaxium 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SpaceHamster Same here!

    • @DoseOfDhillon
      @DoseOfDhillon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +SpaceHamster CONGRATS!! OMG! !MY LIFE HAS CHANGED!!! OH GOD SUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUBSUB.

    • @gangatalishis
      @gangatalishis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SpaceHamster review halo 5 plz

    • @catherine99
      @catherine99 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did too.

  • @yungtown
    @yungtown 9 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Hahaha. That story telling moment. Freaking hilarious.

    • @ergoth154
      @ergoth154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your Mario Maker rap is legit bro, keep it up!

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +yungtown Hey look, a popular youtuber posted a comment! Let's suck up to them and praise them endlessly for things that have nothing to do with what they've actually said!

    • @catapultingwizard5160
      @catapultingwizard5160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +yungtown Darude - Sandstorm

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Michelle Lehto Oh look a comment that states the obvious for some but not all!
      Such a rare find.

    • @nathannburch3191
      @nathannburch3191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SUB TO YOUNGTOWN

  • @landonwilson1837
    @landonwilson1837 9 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "So many other games are about killing things to get money, and having a game about getting money without violence is refreshing."
    A couple of seconds later..
    "The best and fastest way to make money is GUNS!"

    • @williampeterson7032
      @williampeterson7032 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Landon Wilson
      Well, it's not like he's doing the killing and violence. =P

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He's giving others ways to kill each other, he's not killing anybody... other than those pirates.

    • @pacman0712
      @pacman0712 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Landon Wilson I love capitalism :/

    • @erlanddrow7950
      @erlanddrow7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also a few seconds later... "the best way to be daring is to fight pirates"

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taliesin Neumayer he said (apart from the cannons) he had no real control over the fights

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Yeah! We can take 'em!"
    ~Little Pirate Ship That Could, 1657

  • @mysticmidgit6795
    @mysticmidgit6795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The story of the Little Pirate Ship That Could was so magical...I am going to be telling my grandchildren that shit

    • @lucasgamble5538
      @lucasgamble5538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm going to tell my little sister the story of the little pirate ship that could

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mystic Midgit “grandpa...tell me a story”

    • @soupgirl1864
      @soupgirl1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacobc8036 The Little Pirate Ship That Could sailed into the wrong port, if you know what I mean ;)

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    'I want to be in AMERICA! WHEEEE...mutiny'
    To be fair that's pretty historically accurate XD

  • @LGR
    @LGR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Echoing others, but the Lords of the Realm games are top-notch :)
    But yeah, High Seas Trader! Somehow I ended up with two bxoed copies of it because I thought I didn't already have it. I gave the second one to a friend and he *also* forgot he already had it. Something about this game is attractive yet forgettable, haha.

    • @A_Player
      @A_Player 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice seeing you here!

    • @TheBrazilRules
      @TheBrazilRules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lazy Game Reviews Coming from you anything is possible when talking about DOS games.

    • @catapultingwizard5160
      @catapultingwizard5160 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lazy Game Reviews Darude - Sandstorm

    • @noonehome3952
      @noonehome3952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Attractive yet regrettable is a pretty good review of this game.

    • @cagedstowgee4991
      @cagedstowgee4991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holy cow, I have a boxed copy too! Where did this come from!?

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 9 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    You borrowed someone's DOS game and never gave it back? I approve.

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I asked my brother to borrow his 3DS so I could play Fire Emblem Awakening.
      I've never given it back since.

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I was a kid I borrowed my aunt's copy of Banjo-Tooie on N64 and never gave it back. I still have it to this day.

    • @acid_kat4000
      @acid_kat4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea i once stole my dads copy of jones in the fast lane that was a good game...

    • @XanderPGK
      @XanderPGK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PushingUpRoses yep

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PushingUpRoses You borrowed that suicide girl look from the 2000's and never gave it back

  • @RR-wz1cl
    @RR-wz1cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    OH GOD. I'VE BECOME A DRUGLORD.
    Nice.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Richard Peng the best part is his face.

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRADER. Drug TRADER.

  • @TheMetalwolf77777
    @TheMetalwolf77777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    i just died at that "omg i've become a drug lord...nice"

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Booty not guaranteed"
    PROJARED YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO THE NEW DAY.

    • @blitzerker2418
      @blitzerker2418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. NEW DAY ROCKS!! NEW DAY ROCKS!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awwww sniggity snooty
      You gotta feel it in your booty.
      Come on now, feel the powah!

    • @taskerirl
      @taskerirl 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheBrianJ Get ready for your comment to be in next hate comment read in Magfest...

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh? I don't understand what you mean.

    • @shoefly91
      @shoefly91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is unworthy of the unicorn power

  • @EpicFichti
    @EpicFichti 9 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I just love Jared. His videos are so worth my time

    • @ben_that_is_fresh6696
      @ben_that_is_fresh6696 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely, no truer words were ever said.

    • @MichaelKaraman42
      @MichaelKaraman42 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +K-OnForLife ^^^^^^^

    • @combustbanx
      @combustbanx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +K-OnForLife word

    • @williancruz9657
      @williancruz9657 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +K-OnForLife Wonder if truth or fanta sea

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +K-OnForLife Too bad his Opium trading led to the Opium wars,which led to the Century of Humiliation and the rise of Mao Zedong.

  • @TheTeamPlayers
    @TheTeamPlayers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Don't worry Jared, we were all "that kid" at least once.

    • @meghanmayko9470
      @meghanmayko9470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Team Players i once borrowed a game and forgot to return it. By the time I remembered to give it back, my friend sold the console

    • @sonicrocks53
      @sonicrocks53 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Team Players i was even worse! I borrowed someones memory card as a kid and i still have it!

    • @MythlyInari
      @MythlyInari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I borrowed a copy of Pokemon Explorers of Sky from a friend in middle school...
      I completely forgot I had borrowed it, until after he moved out of the state. *welp*

    • @Tigerman4545
      @Tigerman4545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Team Players I stole my cousins copy of some Atv Off-road Fury for ps2. He found out and yelled at me and told my parents. I was grounded for the next couple days.

    • @zunk_funk
      @zunk_funk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Team Players I was accidentally that kid. I borrowed a game and every time he came over he forgot to get it back. I have haad the game for 5 years

  • @devalt1
    @devalt1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The little pirate ship "fuck me let's get out of here" line still gets me to this day xD

  • @theduchyofmilanball3157
    @theduchyofmilanball3157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I sailed from india to southeast asia selling opium and made bank"
    Congratulations, you have done an opium wars. Great Britain would be proud.

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are, now ideally he should have seized an island or two while he was at it, but we admire the effort.

  • @Harune_dot_exe0
    @Harune_dot_exe0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Binge watching your reviews dude. I like these kinds of games too, not sure there are any recent games like these.

    • @cfeauto5938
      @cfeauto5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sid Meier's pirates is about as close as you can get. still good but i'd love a modern remake of something like that

    • @aidenromine1000
      @aidenromine1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Ronel Gomez what about Madden 2020 huh?! Love the lore of that series 😁

    • @Harune_dot_exe0
      @Harune_dot_exe0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aidenromine1000 Oh yeah. I prefer the Madden 2020. To think one studio was able to make 2020 games, beats Final Fantasy. Hahahaha I remember that review.

    • @Harune_dot_exe0
      @Harune_dot_exe0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cfeauto5938 yeah I remember having one on the psp. Used to play it casually though.

    • @Mandaiish
      @Mandaiish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5 months later so apologies but rise to Venice is probably your best bet its like an updated patrician 3 or 4 but with an optional campaign story

  • @Mcl_Blue
    @Mcl_Blue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    There's just one thing I didn't quite understand about this game... How exactly *do* you beat it?

    • @projared
      @projared  9 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      +Marcelo Cabral Lima Once you have the highest estate, enough treasures, and rank up 5 times, you earn the rank of " Viscount"... and that's it. You win.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      +ProJared So basically, if you've decided "eh, I have enough wealth now", the game is over. There's something wise about that, really.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bluecho4 That's pretty much how Sunless Sea played, and that's why I never beat that either. It turned into such a grind.

    • @otakuribo
      @otakuribo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm guessing you beat High Seas Trader the same way you win at Monopoly.
      Which is, to say, that you get money until everyone gets bored and gives up.

    • @FlameKing91
      @FlameKing91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ProJared I always felt Jared had that criminal mastermind mentality. 8^P

  • @countesschewi2399
    @countesschewi2399 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Kind of reminds me of "Sid Meier's Pirates!"
    That was always fun. And it's the only video game I really managed to get my dad to play (he plays it _all the freaking time_, to the point of buying his own copy for his own PC).

    • @nanowasabi4421
      @nanowasabi4421 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, the best part about Pirates is that it lets you choose whether to be a ruthless tyrant, a pirate hunter, or just a trader. Although I think we can all agree that being a trader is only fun for one play through.

    • @happinesswins
      @happinesswins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love that game!! Im going to go play it now 😊

    • @TheLastRaven6
      @TheLastRaven6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +NanoWasabi But we can all agree on one thing, FUCK THE SPANISH! EASY PLUNDER A-HOY!

    • @liamedwards7644
      @liamedwards7644 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that game, if you want to be a merchant, you can be that, pirate, you can be that or even a privateer

    • @itzzToon
      @itzzToon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT "This game reminds me of 'Pirate's'". I freaking loved that game!

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the energy that many of your videos have, both old and new. Just this raw "Hey guys, check out this weird game I found!" energy. It's infectious.

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Little Pirate Ship That Could is the most beautifully inspirational story ever.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It teaches the valuable lesson of never giving up, even if it kills you.

    • @Xifihas
      @Xifihas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tony Hakston It's also an amazing cautionary tale. "Don't start shit you can't survive".

    • @lelouchvibritannia9542
      @lelouchvibritannia9542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The moral is one of the most useful things I have ever heard:
      If its called "Bagoom", don't fuck with it.

  • @jackkliegerman5909
    @jackkliegerman5909 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Oh god I've become a drug lord!
    Nice."
    And this is why Projared is the best channel on TH-cam.

  • @DaveControlLive
    @DaveControlLive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I actually loved Lords of the Realm II, haha.
    (Just ironic that was your example).

    • @darthnoir6370
      @darthnoir6370 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DaveControl Out of topic, but when are you releasing your next video about video game consoles? XD I would love to see you touch on the NES. Or the PS1. :)

    • @CrimsonFox36
      @CrimsonFox36 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +DaveControl Coincidental. not ironic.

    • @DaveControlLive
      @DaveControlLive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lorenzo Canquin I'm not sure yet! I'm working on an NES one right now, but there's so much research that goes into making them, it takes a while (and a lot of reading) for me to get to the point where I'm comfortable writing an episode! I'm hoping sometime in December. (As I have other videos planned for this month).

    • @xruno841
      @xruno841 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DaveControl +ProJared
      LORD OF the Realm II is one of the best game of all time... review it please!!!

  • @assadi89
    @assadi89 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Didn't we all have that one game we didn't understand back then and kinda grew up with? For me it was Might and Magic 2

    • @bandanasplitzzz
      @bandanasplitzzz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pokemon Ruby for me

    • @PhantosTheHedgehog
      @PhantosTheHedgehog 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marcel El Assadi mine was Quest for the dragon bone staff for the PS2

    • @tomerilan4647
      @tomerilan4647 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marcel El Assadi Simcity 4, I still don't get it.

    • @assadi89
      @assadi89 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you all went back to those every now and then

    • @hugo-ig7kl
      @hugo-ig7kl 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marcel El Assadi Mine is kinda shit, it was also like the first game I played through properly. But it was Spider Man Web Of Shadows. I played through the game without leveling up at all or unlocking any combos by accident

  • @TheGunmanChannel
    @TheGunmanChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The drugs are where the money's at 😆😆

  • @andrewsegers7942
    @andrewsegers7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I borrowed privateer on many floppy discs years ago. We didnt install the sound.

  • @Arlenthasala
    @Arlenthasala 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Being a British person who doesn't live in Liverpool I really enjoyed that ending.

    • @bigcheesing
      @bigcheesing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Arlenthasala Portugal 4LIFE. Get rekt brit skrub.
      P.S: That was a joke please don't take it seriously.

    • @sjc9782
      @sjc9782 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Arlenthasala I live in Liverpool and I still enjoyed It

  • @performa9523
    @performa9523 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The proper reaction to the realization that you've become a drug lord: "Nice."

  • @therudestofclouds2007
    @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    8:22 shoulda sold it in china, youd' get more tea that way

    • @DrDingleDangle
      @DrDingleDangle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Then he could have used his soldiers to try to put down a rebellion in about 220 years. Maybe by some boxers.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brian Holmes I was referencing the opium wars what the hell are you talking about

    • @DrDingleDangle
      @DrDingleDangle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Wyatt Williams The Boxer Rebellion, which was the culmination of years of Chinese resentment of the international domination of China as a result of the opium wars.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brian Holmes ooooOOOooohh i'l research that

    • @SleepyOcto
      @SleepyOcto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its very depressing so be warned.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how all these old PC games sounded. Those synths have a very old-school PC feel and it makes me very nostalgic.

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daggerfall's tavern music still my favorite

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Way to do great in this game selling drugs and guns +1 for historical accuracy

  • @obsoletegeek
    @obsoletegeek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Mrs. Dos

  • @TanaraKuranov
    @TanaraKuranov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "This isn't really the kind of game a kid would enjoy playing."
    So much of my childhood was obscure sim games and things about stocks, investing, or business. Maybe I was just a really strange child. Then I get into the real world and I'm no good at any of it. Such is life.

  • @squirrelguy2195
    @squirrelguy2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Little Pirate Ship that Could is the greatest story ever told.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The game starts in 1650 and has New York in it. New York was the Dutch colony of New Amsterdam until 1664.

  • @lotrdude13
    @lotrdude13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the soft monotone description of what the Little Pirate Ship That Could thought, it makes it so much funnier. I'm glad I'm rewatching all your videos. I remember when you released this episode. Man, how time flies.

  • @zidanetribal1406
    @zidanetribal1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Commenting something positive so I can mutiny all the negative ones!
    So glad you cleared your name Jared!

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I agree. There's just something about having a normal job in video games that's pretty cool. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.
    Travel across the frozen tundra and collect 20 Tusk-Whale hides for some random dude? Yawn!
    Travel across the frozen tundra and collect 20 Tusk-Whale hides to sell to a client of yours? AWESOME
    I think it's one of the reasons I like Monster Hunter.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't this basically why papers please is so good?

    • @AceAttorny
      @AceAttorny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tbonevideos23 Yeah.
      That and soul-crushing depression.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AceAttorny oh yeah....
      I forgot about that part.....

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AceAttorny you should also check out caravaneer 2 on gamesofhonor.com

    • @ravenknightvincent2722
      @ravenknightvincent2722 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm fairly sure a random dude and a client of yours is not that much of a difference.

  • @slowbrochamp703
    @slowbrochamp703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Oh my god, i've become a druglord....... nice" -projared 2015

    • @AdamYJ
      @AdamYJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +slowbrochamp And before that he sold guns. So, first he was an arms dealer and then he was a druglord.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AdamYJ So basically, he was a bona fide capitalist.

  • @SoulYard7
    @SoulYard7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I'm a simple Portuguese Jared, I hear Portugal, i like the video.

    • @h3nder
      @h3nder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So even if someone shit talks your country you will like.

    • @SoulYard7
      @SoulYard7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? That's not how it works

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soul Portugal doesn't get represented in fiction much.

    • @SoulYard7
      @SoulYard7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cody Hines That's why i like it when it is

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul Neither is Spain. Which is why I believe Elena of Avalor takes place in fictional Spain rather than Mexico.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was THAT kid, too, once. My elementary had this "Teddy Bear Picnic", where everyone brought their plush animals to school and had special lunches. I forgot to bring a toy almost every year. One year, my friend Samuel let me use his rabbit toy. I loved that thing. It was so cute, and I wanted it. So, after the Teddy Bear picnic, I just kept saying I forgot it at home. I did this every day until Samuel stopped asking. And I still have it, right now, in my massive pile of plushes. It fills me with both joy and shame when I look upon it.

  • @alucardumineko316
    @alucardumineko316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The little pirate ship that could is the reason I keep re-watching this video. Laugh everytime.

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adol J. Rojas I keep watching just for this part: "Oh my God, I've become a drug lord!...............Nice."

    • @nightmarston2156
      @nightmarston2156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nerdy George Washington tru tru

    • @nicolask.3825
      @nicolask.3825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adol J. Rojas I keep rewatching for "I like Capitalism"

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @captaint1153
    @captaint1153 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:05 Did you smuggle them inside carebears, Jared?
    Goddamnit Jared, you were the best damn cop the town has! We had faith in you!

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:40 I mean, I'm fairly certain pirate ships *were* often smaller, but more very heavily armed and faster than merchant ships.

  • @rukibelki2422
    @rukibelki2422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theres nothing like listening to some classic pro jared clips and playing games late at night. Love ya jared

  • @fourfascinatingfrogs
    @fourfascinatingfrogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Holy crap! I love lords of the realm II!

  • @lwright9690
    @lwright9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Projared: 10:51
    The two remaining Beatles: I feel a disturbance....

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when you said "OMG I've become ad drug lord....nice"! XD

  • @lizard81288
    @lizard81288 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Spice & Wolf the video game?

    • @projared
      @projared  9 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      +lizard81288 I LOVE THAT ANIME!

    • @tenshyuki
      @tenshyuki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ProJared i like that you respond to all your comments.

    • @Delathir
      @Delathir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ProJared You ever play that game Recettear by Carpe Fulgar? You can beat that game just from running your shop, although it does have dungeon crawley gameplay and other options if you choose.

    • @lookslikeEzio
      @lookslikeEzio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ProJared that anime makes a grown man despair. I literally had a 1 week downtime after watching season 2, because I knew that there will never be a season 3. It got so bad, I bought all the Light novels to have a proper end of the story. It was worth it though.

    • @lookslikeEzio
      @lookslikeEzio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +otakuploader i'd trade all the shitty ecchi that's out there nowadays for the third season.

  • @juliushowlett7247
    @juliushowlett7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Little Pirate Ship That Could story made me LOL... well done.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *_"Oh my god! I have become a drug lord Nice..."_*
    Says the man who started out a weapons dealer

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "HEY LIVERPOOL! SUCK IT!" -ProJared 2015

    • @royhoetelmans470
      @royhoetelmans470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshua Darrow what does he have against Liverpool it's a cool city

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roy Hoetelmans dern scoucers

  • @evanhoward3140
    @evanhoward3140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Impressions games *do* stick with you. For me it was Caesar III, which I played as a kid.

  • @ninjabluefyre3815
    @ninjabluefyre3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Laugh if you want. My uncle was a navigator on the little Pirate Ship that could. Don't worry, I'll get my pirate revenge some day.

  • @strain42
    @strain42 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just wanted to say that this is seriously one of my favorite episodes. Good job, Jared

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't think I'll ever not laugh at the friendly little potshots Jared and PBG take at each other

  • @mBUSHattack
    @mBUSHattack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    It reminds me of an earth based prototype of No Man's Sky.

    • @spacebread3105
      @spacebread3105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it suck?

    • @thedeerking7220
      @thedeerking7220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey come on now spacebread. Don't just jump to insulting a game people may like.

    • @thedeerking7220
      @thedeerking7220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hi I'm nobody and I like no man's sky.

    • @thedeerking7220
      @thedeerking7220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      First of all, that is not how you use periods. Second of all just because the Internet consensus says something sucks doesn't change the fact that whether or not something sucks is still a matter of opinion. Because you like the green lantern movie then by definition you don't think it sucks and that's okay. My point in all of this is that you shouldn't make sweeping statements like "nobody like no man's sky" or "because I like it doesn't mean it doesn't suck" because both of those are matter of opinion issues and therefore makes both statements wrong (also learn how to use a god damn period correctly)

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually enjoy No Man's Sky but it certainly sucks.

  • @luisgonzalez5482
    @luisgonzalez5482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "OMG. I've become a drug lord... Nice..." -Jared
    Looool xD

  • @KomodoMagic
    @KomodoMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:22 Queen Victoria during the Opium Wars

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, Aerobiz is fucking dope! And I love how frequently you use music from it in your videos. So good.

  • @gamithemighty5932
    @gamithemighty5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:51 thats nice ...
    so, can i have my samurai warriors game back for my ps2?
    my samurai warriors extreme just doesn't feel right without it...

  • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154
    @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "OH MY GOD; I'VE BECOME A DRUG LORD!"
    "nice."

  • @BigBirdJay
    @BigBirdJay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:26 The reaction when someone becomes blinded by power.

  • @housesinmotion6031
    @housesinmotion6031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Yeah, PBG, why aren't you bring mutinied?

    • @shadesoul4247
      @shadesoul4247 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why IS PBG the example?

    • @cameronklepacz9584
      @cameronklepacz9584 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +ShadowVanish 42 In the video, when he is talking about the helmsman being thrown overboard, he put PBG's face on the picture

    • @XxTheRealArceexX
      @XxTheRealArceexX 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cameron Klepacz I think they meant why is PBG's face on the guy. I don't know though, I could be wrong o:

    • @cameronklepacz9584
      @cameronklepacz9584 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yamazaki Chizuru Possibly

    • @WaliKhan-gx8ki
      @WaliKhan-gx8ki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ShadowVanish 42 they both usually mess with each other in their videos

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jared, you have some of the best comedic delivery on youtube ^_^

  • @distortedcobalt
    @distortedcobalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mmm it’s nice to see a comments section completely untouched by the projared fanbase mutiny of May 2019

  • @carmelolia1732
    @carmelolia1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the part where he says that he loves this game because it's one of those old, rare games in which you can get rich without any form of violence. This is just before he sells a shipful of firearms to small island communities and firing cannonballs into rival ships and boarding them in a fight to the death. Love your sense of humour Jared 😂

  • @dusty2366
    @dusty2366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A cannonball just flew through the window of my Liverpool apartment and broke my fridge. Thanks Jared

    • @Monkey_SK
      @Monkey_SK 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGreatMizuti he really didn't like the other Impressions game he tried, Kenny Daglish Soccer Match and has held it against us in Liverpool ever since.

  • @LemonTree9280
    @LemonTree9280 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Super Bagoom...Sonic Blast Man reference?

  • @midshipman8654
    @midshipman8654 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    glad you did a video on a little known game. its actually really interesting! really happy you brought it to my attention.

  • @francoispellerin4268
    @francoispellerin4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aerobiz was awesome! Still have the cartridge in a drawer somewhere.

  • @TimmyHD
    @TimmyHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw you editing this, and I think it's going to be a good one!

    • @JoaoSchoen
      @JoaoSchoen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TimothyHD It's not like (in my opinion) there is something like a bad projared video.

    • @TimmyHD
      @TimmyHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      João Victor Schoen True!

    • @rajivsbhatia333
      @rajivsbhatia333 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TimothyHD rightt

    • @Lolo-ep1pk
      @Lolo-ep1pk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +João Victor Schoen there are no "bad" ProJared videos, just "good" and "less good" videos.

  • @thedavischanger
    @thedavischanger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes, I remember Lords of the Realm II. It was awesome.
    "Cli-click on the county you wish to view."

  • @TheLunasticks
    @TheLunasticks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I know I'm gonna sound like a complete d!ck, but I DO love your videos Jared, I think they're great... it's just...
    Where have the one minute reviews gone to?

    • @GM_Darius
      @GM_Darius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +The Lunatic Fridge I believe he mentioned in one of his streams of the new LoZ game (The only 3 people multiplayer one) that he's stopped doing them to focus on his full reviews.
      Or something to that effect.

    • @TheLunasticks
      @TheLunasticks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheGamerDarius Ok then, I understand. :)

    • @GeorgePerakis
      @GeorgePerakis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Lunatic Fridge Fuck the One Minute Reviews. Waste of bandwidth. I don't even bother with any youtube video under 5 minutes at this point, and even then I prefer longer 10-20-30 minute videos. Hell, I'd love it if he could make his standard reviews even longer and more in-depth. These videos require more effort, are better quality and they're more worth watching, plus they keep you entertained for a longer time span. The One-Minute-Review clog up my feed more often, aren't long enough to satisfy and often just don't interest me. Watching pointless little single-minute-long "reviews" of games everyone already knows about is just not my thing either. That's also why I fucking love Jared, JonTron and a bunch of other youtubers, and why the only Screwattack videos I ever watch any more are Death Battles.

    • @TheLunasticks
      @TheLunasticks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Perakis
      Well, I think the one minute reviews were quite an enjoyable little mini series. They conveyed a great deal of information on a game. You could know nothing aobut a game, and then, after watching, you could easily decide whether you wanted to buy the game or not. Also, they didn't take too long to make, so he could easily make Pro-Jared videos of old school games, and then the one-minute reviews of modern games. It was great to know what ProJared knew about a bunch of modern games, without having to wait to long for another video. Jared tried doing Angry-Joe type of videos to review modern games like Beyond: Two Souls and SimCity. I would love to see more of those! I love hearing Pro Jared talk about modern games, though now he almost exclusively does retro games, which is a damn shame, because I learn so much by watching his modern reviews.

    • @GeorgePerakis
      @GeorgePerakis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lunatic Fridge I don't really mind what sort of game Jared talks about in his main ProJared videos, as long as they're interesting and I didn't really know about them before he did the video. But if he just does a video on a game just because it's new and famous and people want to know his opinion on it, odds are he's not going to enjoy making the video as much as making a video about a game that actually interests him, and that's going to rub off on the quality of the final product, which will mean shitty videos and an overworked Jared. Not to mention that uninteresting, boring games make for uninteresting, boring videos in general. And I don't want to overwork Jared by having him handle a whole bunch of side project like the one minute reviews while he's trying to keep up the pace on his main videos. And I think we all prefer the main videos.
      Plus, sure the concept of the one minute review is kinda cool and all, if you're like IGN and lots of none-subscribers come to your channel frequently through youtube search just to find out about whatever games they're interested in. But if you're a channel working for NormalBoots alongside JonTron and other similar, subscriber-oriented channels, you're gonna want to retain the attention of your subscribers with longer and all-around interesting, quality content, not neat little packets of compressed information being delivered at a hurried pace. Those neat little packets are only interesting if you asked for them specifically in the first place. Do you understand what I'm trying to get at here?

  • @themissinfowar6629
    @themissinfowar6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like Transport Tycoon for the same reason. So relaxing transporting goods by train, truck, plane and boat. Watching your trains speeding by.

  • @peterdaviesracing
    @peterdaviesracing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:21 - 8:27 - I was just thinking to myself: "Doesn't that make you a drug dealer at the very least?" :D
    "Nice." That expression. Priceless. 10/10.

  • @amyconner2034
    @amyconner2034 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Projared is literally the best game reviewer ever.

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amy Conner As opposed to figuratively

  • @ProfessorDragonsong
    @ProfessorDragonsong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the fact that Jared and pbg take jabs at each other

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 30

    • @thetwistedtoast5175
      @thetwistedtoast5175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slither Lament “it’s not much but it’s honest work”
      Your doing a great thing

    • @SlitherLament
      @SlitherLament 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thetwistedtoast5175 Much appreciate, I figure I just wanna help out my dude here, I never dropped my sub but I didn't actively fight for him either, so its my little way of paying back my silence.

  • @PixelHead777
    @PixelHead777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ProJared is REALLY good at writing endings to his videos.

  • @DeerestAshe
    @DeerestAshe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:28 the little pirate ship that could
    Best story I’ve been told in ages

  • @Roguhr
    @Roguhr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was one of my favourite games as a kid :D
    That and Machiavelli: The Prince, same theme, different style :)

  • @jasonjean5333
    @jasonjean5333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " OH MY GOD I'VE BECOME A
    DRUG LORD...
    nice "
    What a mood

  • @duuuuud198
    @duuuuud198 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This game totally copied off of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag! What jerks!

    • @BlackPhoenixNight
      @BlackPhoenixNight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      +Artie O. And the joke totally went over your head lol

    • @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222
      @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Artie O. You're a special kind of stupid.

    • @duuuuud198
      @duuuuud198 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ***** Woah, go easy on 'em. It was an easy mistake. :3

    • @atomic747
      @atomic747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +duuuuud198 No no,this is the alpha build of Black Flag

    • @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222
      @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was an obvious joke. How the fuck did they miss it?

  • @brianwalters8641
    @brianwalters8641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    High Seas Trader and Lords of the Realm II WERE my childhood! Love them both and still play them!

  • @meekomakko
    @meekomakko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:26 AEROBIZ WAS EPIC!!! I used to play it all the time!

  • @TrocaTheNero
    @TrocaTheNero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It would be cool if a reboot of this game came out with more stuff to do. Maybe you could create entire trade guilds spanning across the world, maybe there could be wars breaking out between colonial powers and you have to deal with warships at sea and how the wars affect prices on certain goods, maybe you could do pirate-ish things like finding legendary artifacts to either sell or display in your residence etc.

  • @thetwistedtoast5175
    @thetwistedtoast5175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These videos are straight shots of nostalgia to me at this point

  • @testname4464
    @testname4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This redemption arc sure is something else

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, the Little Pirate Ship that Could. One of my all-time favorite bits on this channel!
    Partially just because I think it's funny to hear Jared say 'Bagoom' XD

  • @Nitrometutorials
    @Nitrometutorials 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES! A great classic Jared episode! I've been waiting so long for one of these with the new style you've kind of been gravitating toward. Excellent episode!

  • @AdellRedwinters
    @AdellRedwinters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We need a game in this style with a One Piece level of motivation where your end goal is to explore and find some super epic hidden treasure some badass pirate hid and challenged everyone to find.

  • @AnonymousRandomDude
    @AnonymousRandomDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Go to 6:28 if you're here for "The Little Pirate Ship That Could" story again.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Remember the days of Lords of the realm 2? Space Hammy remembers.

  • @dayru_ru
    @dayru_ru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The jokes in this one are pure gold

  • @theunknownjoe9846
    @theunknownjoe9846 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    PBG was your helmsmen? Great scott Jared! What were you thinkin' man!?
    That was just far too hilarious. I shed many tears of joy.