Donkey Kong Country Cartoon - ProJared
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I'll shower you in coconut cream pies.
+ProJared ooo girl u know what a man wants LOL jk love u though jared keep up the good content! and canada may have gave donkey kong a second season BUT!!! we gave u reboot lol
Hi!!!! :D
Thank you
+ProJared Can you carry the cream pies back to base in time though?
Hey Jarred I'm the guy who gave you Singularity at SGC2015are you going to review it?
Uhh so the whole haircut thing I think is a reference to the biblical story of Samson, where he was tricked by a lady named Delilah into letting her cut his hair, removing his incredible strength. So not only does the first episode of this show have magic curses, robot clones, and alchemy, it ALSO has biblical inspiration.
That's what I thought, except I couldn't remember the names involved in that story. Gotta come up with something to throw on TV.
ex-ACT-ly
Still a bad story for a Donkey Kong cartoon.
It's still a shitty story, it doesn't fit DK at all
The sake of content it seems.
I STILL laugh at Jared “Dyuks” moment.
Just in case you need to get there quicks, 8:21 to hear those Dix
And now we know he didn’t really want the dix!
Firestarr 58 That’s really insensitive dude. Not really anything anyone is laughing at.
Nick K I mean... ok? To shoot one back at you, your comment had no meaning, and isn’t anything anyone will think about.
@@firestarr5812 Wasn't trying to say anything kid. Everything I was trying to say is right on the tin. I didn't ask for likes. Just mentioning how, after all these years, that bit makes me laugh. You're the one who took it too far and made it real.
6:38 I love how they didn’t even bother to write any actual words or text in the book. They just mashed the keyboard till they had enough to fill the page and called it a day.
LOL, I never noticed that before! 😂
No, that's the language of the Kremlins. Their writing is different.
It's welsh.
Actually reading that script though...
"(...We join DONKEY KONG, CRANKY KONG, and DIDDY KONG as they do something completely irrelevant.)
*CRANKY KONG* : DK you g*ddamn idiot! Why do we even bother keeping you around!
*DIDDY KONG* : Yeah DK You kind of suck real bad
*DONKEY KONG* : Aw come on, Little Buddy! You already know that I know that I'm a total dumb sh*t
( *SONG GOES HERE* )
(DONKEY KONG finishes his song, CRANKY and DIDDY are apathetic. DONKEY KONG places a gun into his mouth and pulls the trigger.)
*DONKEY KONG* : fsdkjhliufghgh.... Banana Slaaama
(The gunshot rings out like a massive sigh of relief over all of Kongo Bongo. The terror is over. DONKEY KONG's constant stupidity will never cause problems for anyone ever again)"
What a writer you are Jared
+Lugia Holy shit...
+Lugia Damn that went from white to so black that people will racist if i make comments about it , real fast.
That sounds like a freaking creepypasta!!!!
+Michael Duran The DKC Lost Episode, "Brainana Splata".
🙈😂
I'd slamma so many banana for a musical ProJared episode.
Lol
What song tho? The options are endless...
yes.
+brutalmoose Moose, i'd slamma your banana.
+brutalmoose Hi Brutalmoose, Sup!
Can we all agree that DK's voice when he sings is DAMN MAJESTIC
I shower you with coconut cream piiiiie
Candy Kong is the one that cheated
We should cancel candy Kong
Not this innocent man
#cancelcandy
B E G O N E
A P E
T H O T S
depressed Snowman Well the accusations also included ProJared hitting on little girls, so we should probably also cancel Krusha for setting up DK for that kind of allegation
Yeah let's shower her on coconut cream pie!
Wait.....
@@TheMamaluigi300 bluster needs to be canceled too. as he is the one that sucks up to candy and these allegations regardless if they're true or not. as well as refusing to listen to dk's side of things.
I never noticed this until now, but the models for the show aren't one sold piece, they're all composed of different parts. Which means that they couldn't properly assign weights or lattices to the joints when rigging the model to the skeleton, so instead made each part separate then attached them to the skeleton bones. Combining that (amature) technique with motion capture is why the animation looks so weird.
I honestly didn't think any more tearing apart of this show was possible.
you just proved me wrong. X3. And this even adds in this show being crap from a production standpoint, not just the finished product
Seems reasonable.
I doubt there was even mocap for this. Just Key-framing.
a bit late for a response but the technology used for making the donkey kong show is actually way ahead of its time and have quite the fascinating history that explain a lot of things like why the animation look so particuliar or why the lips sync is so bad
You make a better show then
Diddy: Hey! Dix!
Jared: O_o What?
Diddy: Hey Dix!
Jared: O_o Dix?
Diddy: Dix!
Jared: =) Dyicks
Best part of this video!
+NeoArashi The show also has
Diddy: Here Crappy! Here Crappy Crappy Crappy!
Dixsy: It's Crabby!
Teaching small curse words to the young children around the world.
: } dyxcks
+NeoArashi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Diiiiiicks…
DYyyyyiiiicckkkssss.....
9:49 That face... it always cracks me up.
That is the face of a man who has seen some shit.
*I’D SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIES.*
Jared: 😨
This is my favorite ProJared video
I like it just because of how strange of a show it was for him to review out of nowhere and it's so Canadian!
Diycks.
Same
8:26 Why does her head do a full 360 there? I did a double take there, lol.
......Also Dix.
lol
+PeanutButterGamer HI
+PeanutButterGamer Holy crap i didn't notice that
My guess is, that's the robot version?
Also, Dix. =3
+PeanutButterGamer you mean dicks :)
i´ll shower you in coconut cream pies
Dix!
+From the Lane Dicks?
Dong has been expanded.
Donkey Dong
Cyberbrickmaster1986 kiddy dong...
Whos rewatching Jareds old videos to help him get back on track?
Same
Yo
NicolasCharlesworth_III me!!!!
I am.
Sup
I just found out that the voice of Cranky Kong, Aaron Tager, died a little over a month ago on February 28, 2019.
That's friggin' sad :(
Best Cranky voice we could have ever had. May he rest in peace.
....F......
You will be missed Aaron Tager. :'(
I hope he had fun with this role
He was also Dr. Vink in Are You Afraid Of The Dark.
He was 84. RIP
The cow goes moo
The duck goes quack
The cat goes meow
The Expand Dong goes banana slamma
UPGRADE TO EXPANSION PACK! IT COST 59.99$!
+Moocha-scoot with a bookscooter *69.99
+Pancake Ninja so you got the master expansion pack, too? Great! WE ARE TEH MASTERS OF THE EXPANSION PACK!
***** DUN. DUN. DUUUUNNNNN!!!!
+Superstar Games The Mini Dong goes dix
It looks like it was animated in Source Film Maker and I love it
but most sfm makers actually try
+CreepsMcPasta ...don't say that...that is an insult to SFMs everywhere.
+skippuh IT WAS MOTION CAPTURED?!? HOW WHAT WHY?!?
+Coolman Hahn I thought it was pretty obvious actually. No animated movements would be this janky.
I still like it
Considering "baboon" is often used as an insult in this show, we can conclude that the kongs are racists.
Also, the script Jared wrote is really good, they should revive the show for this scene specifically. Give it a real ending.
Donkey Kong is the only genuine guy and not racist. He never uses baboon as an insult, if I recall correctly he never insults any of the Kongs.
no ones talked about your script joke so i will. *nice* also you might want me to bring it down so u can read it NO
DARL LABS That engrish tho.
@@SL2797 Nice try, baboon.
I mean, the orangutans have it worse in the games, being 99% rejects of the Kong family, with one Lanky exception. Their even called Manky Kongs, "manky" being British slang for "dirty" or "rotten".
Always same formula:
Awesome Video Game = Awful Movie/Cartoon
Awesome Movie/Cartoon = Awful Video Game (Gennerally)
Then Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie Game happened
Spongebob had a great show and great games checkmate atheists
But spongebob also had some god awful games. Like the Flying Dutchman one. It was shit.
Look at the Castlevania Netflix series
Scott Pilgrim is the one exception, since it works in both ways. Also was based off of a graphic novel, so idk if it really fits into the formula as well as it could
"I shower you with coconut cream pies" -Donkey Kong
:o projared's face
That section had me laughing out loud for so long. I had to pause the video and rewind.
What the fuck
JAJAJAJAJA best reaction ever!!!!
Expand Dong
The reaction at 9:40 was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
+Indeimaus sadly nobody liked your comment
+den sandwitch what?
but me
+Indeimaus ikr :)
+Indeimaus someone make a Freaking meme!!
Time for all of his comment sections to go back to normal since he was inocent
Let's hope so.
I don't understand why so many people decided to make fun of him. It's honestly childish
I guess they didn't have enough cream pie
Nope. I mean, it’s certainly better than it used to be, as the comments are now positive rather than negative, but everyone’s still focusing solely on the claims made, rather than the video itself
I can't hate any song that has DK's amazing singing voice in it, no matter how had.
Diddy Kong: "HEY DIX!"
Projared: *smiles creepily* "Dyicks?"
Not gunna lie. That part made me laugh waaaay too hard.
+Alex Hensen I woke up my family laughing
+loki whiteowl I repeated this part at least 5 times because why the fuck not.
+Chris Aita because projared is amazing
I was wondering if we would ever hear him say dyicks in a future video. We just witnessed it!!! ^_^
What the fuck, bananas do not go bad that quick. In fact, they taste the best with a little brown spotting, because there is more sugar
Too much brown is what I think is what he was getting at
+Josh Sandum There is never too much brown on a banana because when there is more brown than yellow, you make banana bread out of it. And it is delicious.
Well the amount of spots there are in the video is the perfect state of banana.
yeah, but they feel like vomit.
the texture is just icky and. meh.
True enough. The way it seems to go is the banana gets spotty and then gets neglected. And when it's time for banana bread and you take the banana and try to pull the stem out of the bunch, the stem just stays there and rips straight out of the peel. Icch.
Whenever there’s text from Cranky in a Donkey Kong game, I always imagine him to sound like this, since I saw this show before I played the Modern games
Jared's genuine joy while he sings and dances to the theme song is absolutely adorable!!!
I lost it at 8:25
"dyiks"
+Genowhirl70 dixs
That goofy ass smile is straight from cartoons...hilarious!
dyurcks
+Genowhirl70
Jesus Geno. It's like me and you are like freaking cousins. We're both Gmodders, yet we still watch a few TH-camrs that we like to watch often that are not dumb targets like Pewdiepie or whatever.
Anyway, I would certainly kill for a ProJared model.
+GuardianStriker I agree, there's a JonTron one already, all we need now is ProJared, PeanutButtergamer, Chadtronic and Brutalmoose models and we'll have all my favorite Youtubbers.
8:20 is the best moment to just come back to. ProJared makes the best faces.
+Joy Baker About every day I've been coming back just to rewatch that scene, it's beautiful.
also dyicks
+Joy Baker I honestly thank ProJared for helping me confirm the fact that I wasn't the only one to have caught that.
I found clips of the show here on TH-cam and that scene popped up and all I could think of was "Wow... So that's what they came up with... and they approved that."
+Joy Baker The face at 9:50 tops it... at least in my book! XD
Story time:
As a kid growing up and to this day, DKC was my favorite video game, the trilogy and 64. So for my fifth birthday party, my mom and dad threw me a DKC themed birthday. I got Donkey Kong and the legend of the Crystal Coconut as a gift, the like hour long special. I watched it every night to fall asleep until I was 12. And still absolutely love it, even with the cringe lmao.
9:12 most of the comments about Jared on these old videos.
Fun fact: This show was HUGE in Japan. So much so the series had its own TCG that lasted for over a decade.
This shouldn't surprise me as much as it is. What the fuck, Japan, I thought I had you figured out.
Don't forget about France! *cough* DKTV *cough*
+Sheep Bill Uh?! I'm from France and I've never heard of it before
Zhou Li how old are you though?
***** Almost twenty
I remember seeing an episode of this when I was little, but always thinking it was a bad fever dream after playing too much Donkey Kong Country.
*wheeze*
I wish it could have stayed that way.
A reasonable assumption.
King Krool?
I see what you did there, Nintendo!
Am I the only one that STILL uses this pronunciation?
9:44 DEAR LORD THEY DIDNT
E X P A N D D O N G
LMAO
YES, THEY DID
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
You see, I think this show would have been a lot more succesful if DK's catch phrase was 'Expand Dong'
Good Evening Expand Dong
No, no, no, get it out of my brain! GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN!
"Dong"
[screams of terror]
8/10 best comment m8 i r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m9 would expand again
* Expand Kong
0:33 jareds dong releases his load
So... The first episode of Donkey Kong took inspiration from the Biblical story of Samson and Delilah..?
Mortilum hey there delian
what's it like in new york city?
Bob This is you ex boyfriend Samson
Madison Friesen HAH I GET IT!!! Love that song :3
Nicholas Doss Yay! I am glad that you do!
9:50 It’s been 2 years since I last watched this and that’s still my favorite Projared face!
8:00 The acid is kicking in
Huh, I always wondered why Dixie Kong looked like *that...*
How much do you wanna bet that the people who animated this show also made Foodfight?
+wookie in the house to be honest for a second, I agree.
at least this had the excuse of being the 3rd cg television show
The Ninty Gamer wait, third?
lemme rephrase that technically second because beast wars aired 2 weeks after DKC cartoons french premere
The Ninty Gamer oh. So, in order of American broadcast,
Reboot
Beast Wars
Coconut cream pies
Funny how 4 episodes of this was turned into a feature length film for VHS titled legend of the crystal coconut
My friend has that in his house.
KenGreenmanFT
My brother had that VHS tape.
I had it as a kid and was so sad I didn't have the channel to watch the show... to my credit, it was a little less awful in French.
0:21 who else noticed the earthbound file select theme?
I’ve seen this video several times. Only now did I read the script that Jared made.
(Whispering) banana slamma
Ded
*whiserping
"I'll shower you in coconut cream pies"
Ikr!
+Poyo .............I wonder if that was on purpose
+Poyo Dong_expand
Bukkake
OHHHHHHHHH MY~
Jared, brown bananas are used for shakes or making desserts since are sweeter than ripe bananas. So don't throw away brown bananas.
+masterYoshimistsu Kinda like this show. Some people might like it and get a laugh out of it (the kind of so bad it's kinda funny laugh), while others might not be too fond about it.
+masterYoshimistsu Well, you must be fun at parties.
+masterYoshimistsu I like brown bananas
+masterYoshimistsu Dude, I would make the most EXPANSIVE desert with this show
+Mitch L (Mitten) Also, fuck you
9:45 ok this blindsided me lol wtf
Now we know where the Mind Stone was hiding before Thanos took it
So, this is why Nintendo doesn't allow no one to make anything off their IPs anymore
Well... No. They shut down unofficial projects using their IPs because of how absolutely fucked copyright laws are.
Pretty sure they meant that between this and the SMB movie, there hasn't been much good.
IwillloveY4ever This and the cdi games
Then how is the Pokémon anime still around?
Kyle Campbell Because it is the ONLY example of success they've had.
I actually would've never heard of this show if it wasn't talked about in DK's history in Death Battle.
"Good one, brain. I owe you a beer."
Dks bizzare adventure.
Raymond mcanuff This is the greatest anime since Norm of the North
The SuperBlade Penguin yep
ProCheater's bizzarre cheating adventure
@@SL2797 Ok
JoJo is shot and I'd rather unironically watch dkc over it
the "im nobody's hero" song is lit tho
"I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"
Yes please.
Please.
I would love to but I can't afford all those pies and I'm not sure how I can make the shower, also pie is gross and sticky
+Nurse Valentine Thus, "Expand Dong" was born
Profile pic fits well.
*lightning effect* "TYMPANI DRIIIIVE" *big band ultra combos you*
9:44 *Dong expansion engaged.*
Ender41948 banana expansion
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 29
Kongo Bongo. That sounds like some sort of Amercianized Hawaiian food bar and grill, with a title like: 'Kongo Bongo Bar & Grill [Subtitle] Located in Massachusetts since ~1994~' They serve only coconut cream pies and banana smoothies, because Nintendo.
'heh heh heh hey Beavis, he said creampie"
Great video, Jared!
As a Canadian child who had to watch this show, I have to talk about this one day myself.
+TheCartoonGamer8000 As a fellow Canadian I can remember watching it as well.
+Aron “Deuce” Erlichman As another Canadian, I remember watching it, despite only ever playing a couple hours of the first DKC when I was a kid.
+My name is Tom At least we got Cyber six in canad
+TheCartoonGamer8000 As another Canadian i did not get too watch this show :'(
+InsomniacMatt You don't need to watch much to get nightmares for life.
*HEY, DIX!*
Plasma That should be a meme by now.
Plasma DONG FULLY EXPANDED(°_°)
KONG FULLY EXPANDED
What?
Plasma DIX? DIX D..I..X
This is such a classic video. I’ll always love projared’s videos. They’ve gotten me through a lot :)
I love the opening of the show. I kinda want a version where someone just extends it to like 3 or 4 minutes
Just think. This got 40 episodes... Firefly got 13.
And Jersey Shore got five seasons. Fuck T.V producers.
+Michael Jordan And neither The Thundermans or Game Shakers have been canceled. TV is fucked.
+Liam Walters THIRTEEN?! I knew it was canceled despite supposedly being good but I thought it'd be good enough to last more than THIRTEEN episodes!
fearanger1 Apparently Fox just screwed it all up. They aired episodes out of order (They began with Episode 2 and didn't show episode 1 til much later). I think they also kept changing the time it aired on also. I think the show's quality, but it didn't get the viewers so Fox pulled it... Despite it being their fault it didn't get the viewers.
+Liam Walters I heard people didn't watch it because they didn't want to risk getting attached to the characters only for it to be cancelled, which ironically led to it being cancelled.
Has anyone noticed that Bluster Kong has cuffs even though he doesn't wear clothes?
8:59 this somewhat slaps.
When it comes to animation (good or bad), one character type always works:
CROTCHETY! OLD! MAN!
Apparently, this was a motion capture show and was originally recorded in French. That might explain the awkward animation and weird lip-synch. Still doesn't save the show though.
Ultimate Spoopynator Motion capture is notorious for giving characters a weightless and awkward feel, and considering that this was the mid-90's, the technology was much weaker back then. Are you familiar with motion capture?
Ultimate Spoopynator That's nice, dear.
Can we just take a second to talk about the script at 8:56?
I can't see all of the text. WHAT SECRETS DO THE CRY... I mean... THE SCRIPT HOLD?
+Electro Trash Trust me, you don't want to...
he created it and it fake :/
(INT. - CRANKY KONG'S HUT, EVENING. We join DONKEY KONG, CRANKY KONG, and DIDDY KONG as they do something completely irrelevant.)
CRANKY KONG
"DK, you god damn idiot! Why do we even bother keeping your worthless ass around?"
DIDDY KONG
"Yeah, DK. You kind of suck real hard."
DONKEY KONG
"Aw come on, Little Buddy! You already know that I know that I'm a total dumb shit."
(SONG GOES HERE)
(Donkey Kong finishes his song. CRANKY and DIDDY are apathetic. DONKEY KONG places a gun in his mouth, and pulls back the hammer.)
DONKEY KONG
(whispering) ...Banana Slamma...
(The gunshot rings out, like a massive sigh of relief over all of Kongo Bongo. The terror is over. DONKEY KONG's constant stupidity will never be a cause of problems for anyone else ever again.)
It's masterful
The CGI on K Rools and his crew are actualy decent.
Also the "Ape of the Island" song is actually good.
8:05 I frikin laughed at this part (because dix is incredibly high)
Everybody is high in DK Island
I love Jared's face after DK sang about that pie. XD
I shower you in coconut cream piiiiiies.
Best anime since Corey in the House
My goodness what I've done
+The S.E.A. Best dorama since Two and a Half Men
greatest show since hannah montana
Leo luster or bluster or what he's called is my husbando
corey in the house is overrated. family matters is a million times better
“Donkey Kong country cartoon”
Me: a song let alone two per episode could never work
Phineas and ferb a decade later: am a joke too you
Sonic Underground also had a song in every episode!
You're welcome! - Canada
Fuck off this is america this sucks go back makeing syrup-FUCKIN MURACA!!
+Adam Van Der Hoeven I'm from Canada and I'm sorry that people had to see a second season of this trash. However, we made ReBoot, so it all cancels out.
+Jared Thompson Much like your Canada.
16ktsgamma Which part?
The Canada parts ;)
"C'mon, put a lip-lock on me!" - DK to Dixie, 1995
+Shiny Piece Uhm... 10:20
Crusher to Dixie*
O.O
This is wrong on so many levels.
hey deecks
You know, having a song every episode can actually work for some things. Looking back on this, and comparing it to what we have now, Helluva Boss pulls it off really well. One episode in particular has a really heartfelt and sweet song that stuck with me. So it can work, its just gotta be done well!
Sonic Underground also had a song per episode!
And now the original cast has returned for one last song...
NOW TIP THE SCALE!!
*sees video*
Oh boy, here come the dong jokes...
+Dinoyipi This list of Dong jokes needs to be expanded...
And then they need to be inhaled.
+Ferretgirl2014 AJ O_o whatever floats your boat I guess
+Dinoyipi ill help you Expand this
Enemy Spotted Please don't.
10:21 woah woah what's candy doing?
She's blowing donkeys dong 😀😀😀 BANANA SLAMMA!!!
Cyclops823 😂😂😂
MANUEL X he's going to shower her in coconut cream pies😀
Expanding his dong
MANUEL X Konkey Dong
This is one of the first videos I remember as being a new upload from a channel I was subscribed to, I was 12 when this came out, and I've never been able to forget that goddamn "I'll shower you in coconut cream pies." line since.
9:50 is priceless!!
Excuse me, bananas with a few brown spots are the best. No brown spots is too soon and too many brown spots is bad. The image you used is about perfect
+JustBen The brown spots are always the sweetest parts.
+GooJo Thanks to Amylase, it breaks down starch to sugar, reason why they make bananas sweet when riped.
Besides, the DKC cartoon always showed the bananas perfectly ripe.
+Tetsamaru I honestly think its because they dont think its sweeter (its why i dont eat it with brown spots, not that i dont want to eat it its cause im more of a sour person)
+JustBen Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a really strange statement on Jared's part, haha. "It's got brown spot, gross! Throw it away!"
Screw that, throw it my way! I'm hungry!
Actually, there's an explanation as to why DKC has such floaty animation. They used motion capture to animate the 3D models. I shouldn't have to explain what that is.
It's why that horrible CGI TMNT series got cancelled, too (since motion capture suits are very expensive, and were far more expensive at the time).
The lip synching is off because, big shock, like Sonic Underground, this is a European cartoon. The show was originally French. Interestingly, it was well received in Canada and Japan.
+TheVGViking Always love learning something new. Especially about a show I loved as a kid and wondered why they canned it. I'm 27 now, and you have removed this age old issue that has been bugging me. lol
DisturbedKoala Was it the animation, or the lip syncing?
+TheVGViking I gotta say, the VA in French is a LOT less grating than in English. I remember Diddy having an actually cute voice, DK's was pretty generic but alright. We were so happy to have a show on DK though that my sister and I qatched the VHS very often and quoted it nonstop, ahah.
I KNEW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MOTION CAPTURE
+TheVGViking Wait, are you talking about the Nickelodeon TMNT show or something else? The Nick one just got renewed.
It's Sonic Boom but in the 90s.
Also I never missed an episode, sometimes I watched it twice. I live in Canada.
OG Teletoon
10:20 donkey kong very is about to get his banana slamma
Dude, actually read the script at 8:56 that shit is hilariously dark 😂
I never read it until tonight and I'm-
What does the script say?
Razzrazz90 ikr it was hilarious reading it!
Thank u for telling us about this
*"....DONKEY KONG''s constant stupidity will never be a cause of problem for anyone ever again."*
That expression on Dix's face XD 8:03
Teenage Gamer 754 she's like you hitting on me I'm a kid u a adult your weird I hate you
he didn't talk to u
Sophia Bueno true lol lmao XD
Teenage Gamer 754 I
Of all ProJared's videos, this is probably the one I've watched the most. The way he takes this apart is just...
Also, the 'coconut cream pies' joke and the morbid script freeze frame are classic jokes.
It looks a broken mod from Jimmy neutron.
EXPAND DONG
+Ben and Jery's + Steven I salute you in the name of Binny and Jobel.
Hello there, Expand Dong! I hope you had a nice day!
+Ben and Jery's + Steven All hail Dong and Cranky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Ben and Jery's + Steven I'm sorry, but that DID NOT... EXPAND DONG.
EXPAND KONG
9:50 Traumatised Dong Expanding
Jared:
O_O
His expression when he was found out :)
my man predicted the future
Last 3 commenters are 🤡
This was one of the first Pro Jared videos I’ve watched when it was first uploaded, I still get a laugh out of the script at 8:56
Voice acting direction: "Okay, Donkey, stretch out the 'Bananaaaa' as far as you can, and then squeeze the 'Slamma' in in less than a second, before you run out of breath!"
Genius!
0:39 whoever says they watch DKC for the story is lying
More like Badonkadonkey Kong
I watch it for the PLOT!
This was posted a day after PBG finished his Donkey Kong Playthrough.
I'm onto your illuminati tricks Jared.....
He's actually reptilian holy shit HISSSSSSS
+red ketchum IS PBG A SNAKE WEARING A WOMAN SUIT?
+Pedro Boh I KNEW IT ALL ALONG, I TELLS YA
+Pedro Boh I KNEW IT ALL ALONG, I TELLS YA
+red ketchum #LEAFALIKE!
My mum bought me some dvds with most of the episodes on them. I remember watching them whenever I was sick and couldn’t go to school and cringing at some of it. And then... Expand Dong.
*KONGO BONGO GONE W R O N G O*
5:16 The synchronization of the animation and what he's saying is one of my favorite parts in the video
So is anyone gonna call out what was happening at 10:20
Derrick McGlone she's expanding his dong
Fun fact: I heard that this show was made by the same company that made Totally spies and Johnny Test.
Derrick McGlone a demonic sex ritual
That show is my guilty pleasure! Here in Germany, one really obscure satellite broadcaster actually showed the series years later still.
9:44 - 9:52
DK to Candy: *🎵 "I'd shower you with Coconut Cream Pies." 🎵*
ProJared: 😮
I didn't see "cartoon" in the title when I clicked on this video
Pikachu Sparks same
i just thought he was talking about a cgi game XD