@@freemindstuff6016 I would be curious as to how that would work considering how Parth isn't automatically at the top of the mountain until the actual quest to meet him and you would need the clear skies shout and the only way Alduin would spawn is in very specific points
Oh, now THAT I'd LOVE to see. Dragging powerful, full-grown warrior men across the continent is hysterical as is... surely it would be at least ten times better with a world-eating dragon!
Apologize for what? For wanting to eradicate that overgrown lizard? I always side with the blades and "deal" with Paarthurnax. I don't need him or the graybeards anyway, i can just find the words of power myself. They are good for nothing else than revealing locations and being stealth backstab targets...
@@anttiruuskanen7126 Well said paarthunax lovers make me laugh he is a dragon you kill dragons throughout the game yet they like this one the blades are way cooler
And so the story continues: Another morning, another day of work. Ever since the fiasco with seeing Ulfric being dragged around by a foreigner, nothing has been quite the same. By now you've checked with the priests that no, no madness had taken you and no, mixing mead with cheese does not cause hallucinogenic effects. While collecting firewood, you suddenly hear it. Talking. Constant talking, coming from somewhere overhill. Whoever they are, it seems they're scolding someone. ... You know this accent. You know THIS accent. And like an accursed sunrise the Foreigner emerges from beyond the hill holding general Tullius by his head, dragging yet another political figure on another maddend errand. They pass you by, not even realising your existence. The world has gone mad.
Amazing comment mate. Honestly quite lore friendly, just having us (the viewers) be a random person chopping wood while a wee Scottish guy just drags people across Skyrim by their arses is amazing.
Can you imagine being just one of the normal townsfolk watching the LDB, a powerful demigod and slayer of dragons, dragging a grown-ass man who happens to be the general of the Imperial Army to Windhelm like a mom that has to to drag her child because he doesn't want to go to the dentist
I like to think the reason General Tullias was ignored when they got to Ulfric is because the two of them made a deal. Tullias knew he would be next to be pulled around so he and Ulfric decided to set a trap. The guards outside would still attack so nothing seemed suspicious, but once inside Tullias could go free and you would be surrounded.
20:11 Kid: "Mooom, I just saw someone dragging General Tullius through our village by the neck! He tried to force him to kiss a chicken!" Mom: "Hush child, don't go around telling stories." Dad: *barges in* "You are never going to belive what I just saw! :D "
There’s so many possibilities with this kind of video: Dragging Astrid to the Penitus Oculatus in Dragon Bridge Dragging Lord Harkon to Fort Dawnguard Dragging Esbern to the Thalmor Embassy Dragging Sinding to Jorrvaskr Dragging Isran to Castle Harkon Dragging Heimskr to the Thalmor Embassy Dragging Mercer Frey through the Twilight Sepulcher There’s no shortage of material for this series
I've been waiting for this to come out. Dunno why seeing important NPCs in a video game get literally dragged by their arse to the other end of the country is so funny but every video so far has had me floored 😆
@@solybossjeck5477 Brynjolf. And you could argue that Sheogorath counts, but he A) isn't unique to Skyrim, B) his accent sounds more Irish than Scottish sometimes and C) he's the weird one, madness is his whole thing
@@solybossjeck5477 I know at least one scottish skeleton. And said scottish skeleton's ship was even anchored by Solitude on the very same day the general did his journey.
"Excuse me lieutenant, just gonna barrow Tulius for a bit. Its his vacation time." "Oh, you're gonna take him to the beach!" " . . . . . " " . . . your taking him to the beach, right...."
"Thigh high socks and a skirt, mate, I'm tellin' ya it's the warrior's way!" is a line that will make me wake up laughing in the middle of the night tonight. Thank you, thank you for this.
Skyrim's biggest concern isn't the war or dragons, it's a Scotsman gripping people by the scruff of their neck and dragging them all the way across the province
First Ulfric and now Tullius. Who's next on "Adventures with Simon"? Ragdoll physics on VR are beautiful. Wonder how well the Skyrim Space Program works? For those who don't know, there's a bug that can happen where a giant slams it's club down on an enemy, it has a chance to send them into the stratosphere. At first, Bathesda patched it. Then the fandom got mad and the patch was replaced in favor of keeping the bug, but making it so it won't happen every time. When I do the Imperial half of the Civil War line, I stay a werewolf. There's a pamphlet you can find that tells how to identify and slay werewolves. It's my subtle FU and I enjoy imagining what would happen if my character just suddenly transformed at the victory ceremony where she's hailed as a hero. I imagine a lot of shock, surprise, and fear while she's just smug and happy as hell about it
To be fair to the Imperials, they basically just lost an entire world war to the Thalmor. Considering that the Empire was founded by Talos however, and that the royal line was predominantly Dragonborn by descent, it's a deep hypocrisy to ban the worship of Talos. But not entirely a voluntary one.
Ulfric dragged to Solitude: Charges into battle and fights to the bitter end like a true Nord. Tullius dragged to Winterhold: runs away and abandons his allay while no one is looking.
Yay! Another Simon video! I used to prefer swimming everywhere in Morrowind and Oblivion, for the record. It was a far easier way to get about. Not quite so easy in Skyrim since the rivers aren't very big there. I was just looking up details about the Planck mod too, and apparently the incompatibility between that and Maximum Carnage has been fixed.
Simon and geneal tulius sitting in a tree, k I s s I n g, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a storm cloak bound and gagged in a carriage
I just finished watching the Ulfric video and now I see this... it's the most hilarious follow-up I could have imagined! Dragging Ulfric to Solitude doesn't work out? Fine, we'll just drag Tullius to Windhelm instead! Surely this will work out better. Surely nothing will go wrong here at all.
Ulfric: silent resigned stare, a bit annoyed he wasn't allowed to stop at the pub on his way to solitude, end up starting a fight because he doesn't want to apologyse. General: tryed to talk and disapear his way out of it, get pie faced and dragged in front of Talos on his way to windhelm, end up weaseling his way out at the last second. The should be the vanila experience.
Thing is can you even swim to the castle? Especially while dragging an npc? I figured the boat by the shore was the only way to access the castle island and same with leaving it
@@josephstalin2606 you can swim to the castle surprisingly easily, ive done it before out of curiosity. You can also go to Fort Dawnguard before level 10, although it is completely empty
I wonder if theres a way to pair this with the telekinesis spell? You could literally bounce the npc behind you to the ends of the earth:) probably not but it's a fun thought
I don't think Tullius would spit on Talos anyway. Talos of Atmora founded the Empire in the first place. Even if Tullius doesn't worship him, he'd probably still respect the man he was. ... Though Talos was a bit of a dick to Barenziah, so I won't forgive him for that.
@@PrimoDraconis: You ever read any of the in-game books? Find the series titled "The Real Barenziah" in any of the games. It is... very informative. And the whole Barenziah affair is a separate matter to the Numidium deal he made with the Tribunal. Point being, the people of Morrowind have every reason to hate the Empire. They're basically Enemy #2 after the Altmer... and the coveted role of Enemy #3 now goes to the Argonians... but that is another matter.
Do the Nightingale questline, then read the second book written by Gallus. If elf women can only concieve up to four children, and Barenziah's three younger children are accounted for...Then the first was NOT sired by Talos, and it was NOT aborted! It was sired by the actual "Nightingale" (who was btw NOT the villain like in "The Real Barenziah"), and then abandoned. The baby grew up and had a daughter, Karliah.
@SotiCoto A single in-game book that hadn't been published exposed "The Real Barenziah" as bs meant to make Barenziah more likable because she messed up royally and likely wanted the PR. Especially if you take into account the medical lore of elf women only being known to bear up to four children, tops.
Easily my new favorite channel. Can’t wait to see what the future has in store for this guy. Curious to know who he’s going to drag across Skyrim next.. 🤔
@kitschycritter nah Aventus needs to learn how to deal with his own issues and life conflicts, builds character. Only a milk drinker hires an assassin in their stead, real warriors suplex their abusers into Oblivion.
@kitschycritter Born as a paraplegic in soviet Hungary, institutionalized for 3 years until I was 7 in a place where they did "physical therapy" like making you walk a five inch wide bench propped up 4 feet in the air, with nowhere to put your crutches for balance. If you refused to do one of the exercises they literally threatened you that they'd toss you in a furnace. And that's only the institutionalized abuse part of my upbringing, I won't mention my alcoholic father, or anything unrelated to physical abuse (like how some of my loved ones were murdered, died of cancer, were raped, etc.). So yea, that was a miss...
I really hope you make this into a series and drag more npcs around. Delphine to the throat of the world to apologize to Paarthurnax or Astrid to Aventus' house has my vote. (Or Maven Black-Briar, but I don't know where to drag her, beside to an giant camp to get sent into space because I dislike her immensely)
Children these days! They don't want to go on "Road Trips" they just want to kill bandits and fight dragons. I went on a road trip once I was walking on the road and then I fell. Maybe that's why the general is so non-compliant with going with you. The general looks like he could be Michael Rosen's great grand-father. I can't believe no one has made a Michael Rosen mod yet for Skyrim. The dialogue would be hilarious!
In this video, local Scottish man drags the Imperial general across skyrims coast, all while teaching him to swim, scolding him for being a workaholic a d explaining the distinction between chiropracty and kink play
I like to think that he wasn't attacked in the Palace of Kings because he brought General Tullius into it, but because this happened after he dragged Ulfric to Solitude and Ulfric was still a little salty about it.
At this point I might be inclined to side with the bloody dragons...
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I saw your dragging Ulfric to Solitude and saw this had no views at the time I joined. I knew I HAD to see this masterpiece - you are great!
I mean who wouldn't want to go around ruling the world legitimately shouting at people XD
Drag Alduin back to the Blades, make him apologize
Cant be a civil war if there's no people to fight each other.
Next Video : Can You Drag Alduin To Helgen to say sorry for destroying the town
Damn, beat me to it
Although I was thinking about dragging him to Paarthurnax
rub his nose in it like a dog
@@freemindstuff6016 I would be curious as to how that would work considering how Parth isn't automatically at the top of the mountain until the actual quest to meet him and you would need the clear skies shout and the only way Alduin would spawn is in very specific points
Oh, now THAT I'd LOVE to see. Dragging powerful, full-grown warrior men across the continent is hysterical as is... surely it would be at least ten times better with a world-eating dragon!
There’s nobody left to apologize to tho.
Welp at least Tullius and Ulfric can agree on one thing. Remain calm and compliant when dragged around by the crazy Scotsman.
Yeah.
Drag both Delphine and Esbern to the throat of the world so they can apologize to Paarthurnax
Then shout them off.
Why Apologise paarthunax helped alduin kill innocent people he deserves death
perfection actually
Apologize for what? For wanting to eradicate that overgrown lizard? I always side with the blades and "deal" with Paarthurnax. I don't need him or the graybeards anyway, i can just find the words of power myself. They are good for nothing else than revealing locations and being stealth backstab targets...
@@anttiruuskanen7126
Well said paarthunax lovers make me laugh he is a dragon you kill dragons throughout the game yet they like this one the blades are way cooler
accidentally wanders into the lovers tent with general tullius
trys to force feed him cake
Truly the greatest love story of the century
What can I say, I'm a romantic.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Accidentally dragging General Tullius into the Lovers' Tent is peak comedy
tulliussy
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@@EnderGoku9001 no.
@@hazeltree7738 "ohhhh yes! ohhhh yes~" -Cicero
Drag Astrid to Aventus' house so he can ask her why they didn't fulfil his contract to kill Grelod.
Yesss
Best suggestion so far
Yes!!!
Drag Avengus to Grelod
Take Aventus back to the orphanage
And so the story continues: Another morning, another day of work. Ever since the fiasco with seeing Ulfric being dragged around by a foreigner, nothing has been quite the same. By now you've checked with the priests that no, no madness had taken you and no, mixing mead with cheese does not cause hallucinogenic effects.
While collecting firewood, you suddenly hear it.
Talking.
Constant talking, coming from somewhere overhill. Whoever they are, it seems they're scolding someone.
...
You know this accent.
You know THIS accent.
And like an accursed sunrise the Foreigner emerges from beyond the hill holding general Tullius by his head, dragging yet another political figure on another maddend errand.
They pass you by, not even realising your existence.
The world has gone mad.
Amazing comment mate. Honestly quite lore friendly, just having us (the viewers) be a random person chopping wood while a wee Scottish guy just drags people across Skyrim by their arses is amazing.
I can imagine the mental decline of that poor villager! 🤣
Loving this 😂
"U can never outsmart me" procedes to get outsmarted
:(
Can you imagine being just one of the normal townsfolk watching the LDB, a powerful demigod and slayer of dragons, dragging a grown-ass man who happens to be the general of the Imperial Army to Windhelm like a mom that has to to drag her child because he doesn't want to go to the dentist
I like to think the reason General Tullias was ignored when they got to Ulfric is because the two of them made a deal. Tullias knew he would be next to be pulled around so he and Ulfric decided to set a trap. The guards outside would still attack so nothing seemed suspicious, but once inside Tullias could go free and you would be surrounded.
They tricked me the dirty buggers!!
@@TheLaughingSimon so you are saying General Tulius tricked you twice?
yoooo this makes this video so much better 😂 then its possible all the jarls have now heard
20:11
Kid: "Mooom, I just saw someone dragging General Tullius through our village by the neck! He tried to force him to kiss a chicken!"
Mom: "Hush child, don't go around telling stories."
Dad: *barges in* "You are never going to belive what I just saw! :D "
Damn this scot can make a one way conversation while kidnapping a general seem interesting. 10 out of 10, will listen to while playing skyrim again.
There’s so many possibilities with this kind of video:
Dragging Astrid to the Penitus Oculatus in Dragon Bridge
Dragging Lord Harkon to Fort Dawnguard
Dragging Esbern to the Thalmor Embassy
Dragging Sinding to Jorrvaskr
Dragging Isran to Castle Harkon
Dragging Heimskr to the Thalmor Embassy
Dragging Mercer Frey through the Twilight Sepulcher
There’s no shortage of material for this series
Dragging Harkon to fort dawnguard would take so long bro 😂 that’s like crossing the entirety of skyrim!
@@Roehdawg yeah if the earth's really round as they clever scientists claim its faster to go opposite direction
And the grand finale:
Dragging Alduin through all of the holds to apologize for trying to eat the world.
Are you trying to unify Skyrim by making both sides hate you?
Ah, the Titus Mede method of doing things, lol
I love how he knows Elder Scrolls lore to such an extent that he can make insults and comedic points that work perfectly in universe
This is the series that we didn't know we needed.
After the Ulfric- video at least I knew I need this series! 🤣
I love your rp ability... literally scolding them the entire way😂🤣
"Thigh high socks and a skirt mate! I'm telling you it's the warriors way!"
"You're just a man in a dress" - "Yes, and I wear it like a real man!"
I've been waiting for this to come out. Dunno why seeing important NPCs in a video game get literally dragged by their arse to the other end of the country is so funny but every video so far has had me floored 😆
He was handling Tulius like a cat that was eating garbage 😭😭😭
🤣
When he starts kissing the general out of sheer joy that it's almost over, I felt that same joy. Skyrim, the land of endless possibilities
You're clearly not the diplomat we deserve, but definitely the one we need.
The problem here is neither Tullius nor Ulfric will have an actual conversation in either's turf. You need to drag them both to High Hrothgar.
I just had a mental image of simon dragging one in each hand trying to keep them from aggroing each other for a half hour
"you can't outsmart me Tullius."
Tullius: "decouples from reality."
Imagin beeing some Skeletons chilling your bones on a campfire and a Scott passes by and talks smack while holding a General😂
Wait a minute why is the Scottish guy the weird one in this scenario!?
@@TheLaughingSimon well how many scottish guys you know in skyrim😂
@@solybossjeck5477 Brynjolf. And you could argue that Sheogorath counts, but he A) isn't unique to Skyrim, B) his accent sounds more Irish than Scottish sometimes and C) he's the weird one, madness is his whole thing
@@solybossjeck5477 I know at least one scottish skeleton. And said scottish skeleton's ship was even anchored by Solitude on the very same day the general did his journey.
Next you've gotta drag Delphine to Parthurnax. Maybe if they met they could set aside their differences.
To clear up Delphine’s hatred of Parthanax, drag her to the Throat of the World so she can learn why he is the best
Teach her a valuable lesson about racism and how two wrongs don't make anything right.
@@ejedwards988 And teaching her that anyone can change themselves after much hard work and determination.
Can you drag my cats to the vet for me next?
Your accent just makes it a 100 times funnier. And it is plenty funny to begin with.
It seems the gourmet can't make it all the way to solitude for some reason. Why not try helping him out?
Yesss !! So creative!
This was THE MOST enjoyable experience I have ever had.
I love how he gets done saying he won't be outsmarted then tullias pulled a pro gamer move and faded from existence
You do one video dragging someone around, and now it's the only thing people want 😂
"Excuse me lieutenant, just gonna barrow Tulius for a bit. Its his vacation time."
"Oh, you're gonna take him to the beach!"
" . . . . . "
" . . . your taking him to the beach, right...."
In my defense I did take him to the beach.
"Thigh high socks and a skirt, mate, I'm tellin' ya it's the warrior's way!" is a line that will make me wake up laughing in the middle of the night tonight. Thank you, thank you for this.
Skyrim's biggest concern isn't the war or dragons, it's a Scotsman gripping people by the scruff of their neck and dragging them all the way across the province
First Ulfric and now Tullius. Who's next on "Adventures with Simon"?
Ragdoll physics on VR are beautiful. Wonder how well the Skyrim Space Program works?
For those who don't know, there's a bug that can happen where a giant slams it's club down on an enemy, it has a chance to send them into the stratosphere. At first, Bathesda patched it. Then the fandom got mad and the patch was replaced in favor of keeping the bug, but making it so it won't happen every time.
When I do the Imperial half of the Civil War line, I stay a werewolf. There's a pamphlet you can find that tells how to identify and slay werewolves. It's my subtle FU and I enjoy imagining what would happen if my character just suddenly transformed at the victory ceremony where she's hailed as a hero. I imagine a lot of shock, surprise, and fear while she's just smug and happy as hell about it
6:26 "Thigh high socks and a skirt, it's the warriors way" best description ever
I full on guffawed when he cocked his leg up like he was getting a pelvic exam at the ob/gyn. 🤣
Ulfric once again proves to be the better man, he even spared you and cleared up the misunderstanding.
Better man? U know what he did in markarth right? Lmao
DID HE REALLY THOUGH?
@@TheLaughingSimon the bear of markarth. he proudly committed acts of genocide unprovoked on civilians
The fact that it all ended with Ulfric shouting everyone down and then arresting you is the most realistic part of all.
To be fair to the Imperials, they basically just lost an entire world war to the Thalmor.
Considering that the Empire was founded by Talos however, and that the royal line was predominantly Dragonborn by descent, it's a deep hypocrisy to ban the worship of Talos. But not entirely a voluntary one.
So who's next? Harkon? If nothing else I'd be curious to see how he handles the "distractions" along the way.
Ulfric dragged to Solitude: Charges into battle and fights to the bitter end like a true Nord.
Tullius dragged to Winterhold: runs away and abandons his allay while no one is looking.
This channel is a true hidden gem
Yay! Another Simon video!
I used to prefer swimming everywhere in Morrowind and Oblivion, for the record. It was a far easier way to get about. Not quite so easy in Skyrim since the rivers aren't very big there.
I was just looking up details about the Planck mod too, and apparently the incompatibility between that and Maximum Carnage has been fixed.
7:25 so I take it "Can you drag the Thalmor ambassador out of Skyrim?" is coming next?
Simon and geneal tulius sitting in a tree, k I s s I n g, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a storm cloak bound and gagged in a carriage
Tremendous
I just finished watching the Ulfric video and now I see this... it's the most hilarious follow-up I could have imagined! Dragging Ulfric to Solitude doesn't work out? Fine, we'll just drag Tullius to Windhelm instead! Surely this will work out better. Surely nothing will go wrong here at all.
Ulfric: silent resigned stare, a bit annoyed he wasn't allowed to stop at the pub on his way to solitude, end up starting a fight because he doesn't want to apologyse.
General: tryed to talk and disapear his way out of it, get pie faced and dragged in front of Talos on his way to windhelm, end up weaseling his way out at the last second.
The should be the vanila experience.
Next you gotta drag the leader of the Dawnguard to castle volkihar or vice versa😂
This, yes. That is like the whole length of Skyrim
That's so far 😭
Thing is can you even swim to the castle? Especially while dragging an npc? I figured the boat by the shore was the only way to access the castle island and same with leaving it
@@josephstalin2606 you can swim to the castle surprisingly easily, ive done it before out of curiosity. You can also go to Fort Dawnguard before level 10, although it is completely empty
There's something viscerally beautiful about watching a jolly Scottish man drag around a Skyrim NPC
Drag Harkon to Castle Dawngaurd
Oh no! I thought I laughed too hard at the Ulfric one, but this killed me! Thank you for the laugh!
after you’ve started this short series i’ve been binge watching your videos and you’re easily one of my favorite content creators
🙏💙
Love your channel, and especially your commentary, mate! Hope to see your channel grow because you deserve way more subs :)
That's so hilarious how these Videos always end in complete and utter Chaos! Please keep them coming, I'm loving it! 🤣
I wonder if theres a way to pair this with the telekinesis spell? You could literally bounce the npc behind you to the ends of the earth:) probably not but it's a fun thought
I don't think Tullius would spit on Talos anyway. Talos of Atmora founded the Empire in the first place. Even if Tullius doesn't worship him, he'd probably still respect the man he was.
... Though Talos was a bit of a dick to Barenziah, so I won't forgive him for that.
So that's one of the reason why people discovering the ES series with Morrowind seem to have so much scorn for the Empire...that explains a bit. 🤔
@@PrimoDraconis: You ever read any of the in-game books? Find the series titled "The Real Barenziah" in any of the games. It is... very informative.
And the whole Barenziah affair is a separate matter to the Numidium deal he made with the Tribunal.
Point being, the people of Morrowind have every reason to hate the Empire. They're basically Enemy #2 after the Altmer... and the coveted role of Enemy #3 now goes to the Argonians... but that is another matter.
@@SotiCoto I read those in Oblivion, once, in 2011 : taking an other look on the whole bibliography now will not harm. 🤓
Do the Nightingale questline, then read the second book written by Gallus.
If elf women can only concieve up to four children, and Barenziah's three younger children are accounted for...Then the first was NOT sired by Talos, and it was NOT aborted!
It was sired by the actual "Nightingale" (who was btw NOT the villain like in "The Real Barenziah"), and then abandoned. The baby grew up and had a daughter, Karliah.
@SotiCoto A single in-game book that hadn't been published exposed "The Real Barenziah" as bs meant to make Barenziah more likable because she messed up royally and likely wanted the PR. Especially if you take into account the medical lore of elf women only being known to bear up to four children, tops.
Easily my new favorite channel. Can’t wait to see what the future has in store for this guy. Curious to know who he’s going to drag across Skyrim next.. 🤔
Subscribed for the accent and commentary! So great!
I am so glad I don't get ads but also I don't get a break from the cackling-
I'm loving your "Dragon him round" series LOL.
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey... because the destination is certain catastrophe - for Talos' sake, FOCUS ON THE JOURNEY!
You’re freaking comedy my man! I can’t get enough of this stuff 😂😂
0:28 the teacher when you don't do your home work
Next, Aventus Aretino needs to go back to Honorhall Orphanage.
@kitschycritter He fully deserves it for performing that messed up ritual.
@kitschycritter After killing her obviously.
@kitschycritter Well with a bit of modding, you could make Aventus hostile to Grelod, so the whole journey is about standing up for yourself.
@kitschycritter nah Aventus needs to learn how to deal with his own issues and life conflicts, builds character. Only a milk drinker hires an assassin in their stead, real warriors suplex their abusers into Oblivion.
@kitschycritter Born as a paraplegic in soviet Hungary, institutionalized for 3 years until I was 7 in a place where they did "physical therapy" like making you walk a five inch wide bench propped up 4 feet in the air, with nowhere to put your crutches for balance. If you refused to do one of the exercises they literally threatened you that they'd toss you in a furnace.
And that's only the institutionalized abuse part of my upbringing, I won't mention my alcoholic father, or anything unrelated to physical abuse (like how some of my loved ones were murdered, died of cancer, were raped, etc.).
So yea, that was a miss...
I really hope you make this into a series and drag more npcs around. Delphine to the throat of the world to apologize to Paarthurnax or Astrid to Aventus' house has my vote. (Or Maven Black-Briar, but I don't know where to drag her, beside to an giant camp to get sent into space because I dislike her immensely)
I just found this channel, the accent makes this 100 times better
THE WAY I WAS JUST WATCHING STORMCLOAK AND THEN I FINISHED AND GOT THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS
1:12 "You dirty Thalmor-shaggin' bastard" I almost choked on my coffee LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀
The long awaited sequel
This is the funniest series I have ever watched. You've slayed me with the others you did. Keep up the good work!
I don't know why, but the crazy scottish guy trying to pull a levitating arrow out of beside General Tullius' head killed me
I found your channel today an I haven’t been able to stop watching !! Keep up the great content !
11:43 “I cansee wit on hold from hea!”
This guys Scottish accent is legendary
Drag Mercer Frey to the nocturnal shine to return the skeleton key himself
Your videos are amazing! I laugh so much well watching all of them! This is amazing. Thank you for this!
Dragging Isran to Castle Volkihar would be a good one. That guy has too much hate in his heart.
It's a crime the views on this video are so low, this is an amazing serie. Hope you do more of these
That was the funniest Skyrim episode I've seen in a long time, well done!
12:15 this part cracked me the hell up. "He says 'that's mien noaw"
😂😂 I came from watching you drag Ulfric to Solitude. Just seeing you grab his head aggressively is funny as hell! 😂😂
Btw...I love and want your accent
They didn't tell them about the truce. it was a ploy to corner the scott.
Drag a dragon around i dare you
18:26 "Don't you dare try and 'leg it' back to your 'legate!' I'm telling you a JOKE!"
Children these days! They don't want to go on "Road Trips" they just want to kill bandits and fight dragons. I went on a road trip once I was walking on the road and then I fell. Maybe that's why the general is so non-compliant with going with you.
The general looks like he could be Michael Rosen's great grand-father. I can't believe no one has made a Michael Rosen mod yet for Skyrim. The dialogue would be hilarious!
10:47 "DON'T SHOW YOUR BITS TO THE HORKER, GENERAL TULLIUS!" 🤣
Gasp...chicken adultery...I hear it's the most serious kind of adultery. 20:00
THE SEA DRAGON CAMEO
I was as surprised as you were 😅
This is the funniest gaming content out there right now! I've watched every second of these videos!!!
In this video, local Scottish man drags the Imperial general across skyrims coast, all while teaching him to swim, scolding him for being a workaholic a d explaining the distinction between chiropracty and kink play
4:55 Reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn telling others they talk too much 😆
I like to think that he wasn't attacked in the Palace of Kings because he brought General Tullius into it, but because this happened after he dragged Ulfric to Solitude and Ulfric was still a little salty about it.
3:50 "Goin that way" *seperates skull from spine*
I think it'd be kinda funny if you were to drag M'aiq the Liar around, but I don't have a destination in mind...
The general walking out there like "oh i think i saw something .. uh .. over there"
I think i might just found my new favourite youtuber. Great videos mate!!!
Cheers Ice Man!
0:22 in and Tullius already giving you the look o'death... @1:36 "... it's impossible to outsmart me. ... wth?!"