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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.พ. 2014
  • Funny moment from Nisemonogatari :D...is love really that cheap? :D

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  • @johndoe46446
    @johndoe46446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5292

    That is quite affordable.

    • @zhangbill1194
      @zhangbill1194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      is like 3 bucks

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      It's just suckering you in the real cost comes after the purchase.

    • @fuyuki_alt
      @fuyuki_alt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      10 million yen tax.

    • @DeathToJihad
      @DeathToJihad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@fuyuki_alt, no it says tax is included in the price!

    • @madscientist7126
      @madscientist7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A slip of the tongue.

  • @JoeSchmoHere
    @JoeSchmoHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    Monogatari is like a fever dream I wish I could just stay in

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Who gave you the right to post something so relatable

    • @benjie3814
      @benjie3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg so truuuuuu

    • @michaelsolis5665
      @michaelsolis5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think about that every night

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelsolis5665
      We all do

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      becoming a vampire and gain its power...sounds fun

  • @drollpro
    @drollpro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    The hachikuji-araragi interactions were gold throughout the show.

    • @sneakypeekyfoxie
      @sneakypeekyfoxie หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Especially in hell, yeah, that was the perfect one imo

    • @TeguhNugrahaPratama
      @TeguhNugrahaPratama 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hachikuji is the best character.

    • @alchene321
      @alchene321 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@TeguhNugrahaPratamanot even close. But to understand your point, in what regard? Design, story, dialogs?
      Cuz there are better designs like adult Kiss Shot, the hanekawa/nadeko storylines are fire, and every character have intersting conversation and gimmicks

    • @TeguhNugrahaPratama
      @TeguhNugrahaPratama 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@alchene321 She is the most amusing character, well at least for me. I liked the best any part with her on it. The second closest to her is Kaiki.

  • @arkavick
    @arkavick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    For anyone who's wondering, there was no dance during the ending theme.

    • @larseunic
      @larseunic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      😔

    • @lovesoderpalm1555
      @lovesoderpalm1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Arkavick bruh noment

    • @maewemeetagain
      @maewemeetagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      not if you count araragi's dance at the end

    • @hiro_444
      @hiro_444 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Instert yakuza slammimg the table meme*

  • @namngo6195
    @namngo6195 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    oh, so "300 yen" in Gintama really worth something

    • @selami32
      @selami32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      then love will be 3 yen in Gintama world

    • @shiw8620
      @shiw8620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      it's worth JUMP
      JUMP is love, JUMP is life

    • @Saiharachii
      @Saiharachii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whahahahahahaha xd best joke i heared today

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nam Ngô PAY BACK MY 300 YEN!

    • @andrenapitupulu9499
      @andrenapitupulu9499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "Please stop it!! I beg you!! I'll give you 300 yen!"
      Everything is worth 300 yen for Gintoki...

  • @LeonValCh
    @LeonValCh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Even if most jokes and subtleties go above a non Japanese speaker's head, Monogatari's conversations are still a joy to listen to.

    • @CorvoA77ano
      @CorvoA77ano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's difficult to understand them in the anime. However the author took the consideration for Non Japanese people too and he really explains them in the Light Novel. Though it doesn't have the same effect, it's still awesome to be able to understand and laugh at them

    • @SHISH_STYLE
      @SHISH_STYLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i mean you can get them if you listen to the pronunciation and understand the timing of the subtitles. Not all but a lot of them are guessable

    • @isaachester8475
      @isaachester8475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@SHISH_STYLE Yeah like “kamimashita” and “kamimamita” and “famima mita?” It’s not too hard to figure out

    • @ReXiRa787
      @ReXiRa787 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CorvoA77ano "took the consideration for non japanese people too"
      Considering he didn't plan to publish bakemonogatari, kizumonogatari, and nisemonogatari in the first place I highly doubt that. Source: bakemonogatari volume 3# (volume 2 in the original japanese release, also volume 3 in the japanese rerelease) afterword

    • @Fakedis
      @Fakedis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ReXiRa787 Is this in the LN right? Remember that the light novel is the final version, and thus he could've done after knowing the series would make it to physic

  • @hannahn8702
    @hannahn8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    i love how 'first love' and 'talent' are sold out at 0:53

    • @SaviourV
      @SaviourV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      They seemed like good bargains, too.

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Indra Wicaksono
      You can only buy "first love" once though and its not even worth it.

    • @dynamid4540
      @dynamid4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Indra Wicaksono Lmao dude, you're legit

    • @tooducker4861
      @tooducker4861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Radhet Wijaya Can I have some good comedy manga?

    • @tooducker4861
      @tooducker4861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Radhet Wijaya Thank you!

  • @rachmatzulfiqar
    @rachmatzulfiqar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4331

    All my friends hate this anime because it's all talk
    I love this anime because it's all talk 😀

    • @flukeshot4562
      @flukeshot4562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Nice try FBI

    • @western2500
      @western2500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same

    • @shinonomehakase2298
      @shinonomehakase2298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Same, I hate how it’s like that. Why can’t people appreciate this genius more??

    • @western2500
      @western2500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Shinonome Hakase Because people prefer simple things

    • @rarefeline
      @rarefeline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's one of my favorites. Still need to watch Kizu but I just can't get into it.

  • @Aska2468
    @Aska2468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    I forgot how pure comedy gold were these moments in Monogatari

    • @jasonbfleece9420
      @jasonbfleece9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I would pay to watch a slice of life where Hachikuji, Araragi and Kanbaru just fuck around

    • @castorbr5695
      @castorbr5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@jasonbfleece9420 If they fuck around it's hentai, isn't it?

    • @DVo-fe8ew
      @DVo-fe8ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@castorbr5695 he meant just doing dumb things, just a comedy anime

    • @queefedworm
      @queefedworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I just wanna see them fuck

    • @OtakuOne
      @OtakuOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@queefedworm nH

  • @spum4124
    @spum4124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    298 from backwards can be read as 8=hachi 9=ku 2=ji.
    I think I read somewhere that it was just a subtle in joke from the writer with no real connection to what hachikuji is saying here tho. Regardless, if we take apart the scene with the possible knowledge that hachikuji intentionally sneaked in that sick word play, what she is implying here may have more depth than what is said on the surface level.

    • @KuromiAK
      @KuromiAK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      Jey "ji" is indeed a way to pronounce 2. This pronunciation can be found in words for "second son" and "to square (second order)".

    • @TripleGatan
      @TripleGatan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Dafang Cao ooooooooh
      Well thanks, that'll teach me for thinking I know my shit

    • @collindouglas8188
      @collindouglas8188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      The creator of this show loves word and number play. In Mekaku City Actors the NEET main character's security hint is "Where do you work." While the password on his computer is a series of numbers that when read in order with their Japanese pronunciations spells out "I don't work."

    • @thatmtrx1421
      @thatmtrx1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That is absolutely sick. The amount of effort put into this anime's (and the original novel's) dialogue completely dazzles me.

    • @kevin427
      @kevin427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You're referring to the anime director, Akiyuki Shinbo, not the original creator...

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I see the snail, I click, I like.

    • @naingaung2748
      @naingaung2748 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s been 4 years. Do you still like the snail?

  • @PioApocalypse
    @PioApocalypse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    0:47
    "Hai? Ai? Ah, ai ai"

    • @davidhuerta1247
      @davidhuerta1247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      An example of one of many jokes in monogatari, but you'll only get them if you understand japanese

    • @gaboratoria
      @gaboratoria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      More like "Hai? Ai? Ah, hai hai"

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Not really, Hai? Ai? Ah, hai hai. Shittemasu. However a better translation is
      Yes? Love? Oh I (informal)understand. I know it.
      One doesn't have to understand Moon Speak to understand it. Formality and puns exists in most languages, sure Chinese and Japanese has the most homophone puns. Sure Japanese has 4 forms of formality, rude informal formal and polite/very formal. But there are other languages with formality, for instance English, Swedish, French, and basically every other language. But it's not that the jokes aren't translatable it's just that the simpleness in many jokes disappear when translated even if the concept isn't broken.
      Take the most complex and convoluted word in Swedish, lagom, it directly translated just means just right, or just enough, however, what is just enough, what is just right? The word itself carries a lot of positive and negative connotations to such a degree that each phrase it is used in is changed in meaning, if we just used one of the regular words meaning just enough or just right, then those phrases remain neutral.
      Such complexity is untranslatable but the notion is translatable for each instant of use. Just like all the jokes in Monogatari series are translatable without loss, for each instant, though some information is lost.
      It's not a faulty translation, it's just that information density and other similar factors may change.
      And this comes from a person whom can't speak Japanese. I just have a basic understanding of it, I'm basically just an information magnet, however usage of said information is an action deemed pointless, if I wanted to learn something then it's easy, it's just bothersome, it's slow, especially mind altering things such as languages.
      When I'm thinking in English, I'm like a robot, just needlessly spouting information, but when I'm speaking my native language, I'm a poisonous snake, with a sharp tongue, I'm equally well versed in both languages.
      When I speak German however broken it is, I'm how do I describe it simply, lofty yet down to earth.
      When someone speaks a language, it changes your behavior. English is a good language for it is diverse on so many levels due to the utter diversity of the dialects and accents. The scandinavian languages only have 8 different mindsets in it, depending on formality and region.
      Northern, Southern, Eastern, Western, Formal, Casual, Friendly and Hostile.
      Let's take an example, ""Frände(Formal), Vän(Casual), Kompis(Friendly) There is no Hostile term for friend, why need one. However for lover, it's funny, ""Älskare(Formal), Vän(Friendly), Ligg(Casual/Hostile)
      And I fucking need to go to bed, I need to cram in 4 hours of sleep right now, 5.5 hours left till work.

    • @toshi7786
      @toshi7786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The Major man shut the fuck up

    • @KabooM1067
      @KabooM1067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Major
      How is any of this relevant?

  • @Jun.e99
    @Jun.e99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The series is a masterpiece, it always gets me thinking.

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeah.. except you know.. *that* episode.

    • @xem6727
      @xem6727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aspartem what ep ??

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The one where suddenly it's all about incest, he and his sister suddenly have the hots for each other (even though he has a girlfriend) and they start fuckin' each other with a toothbrush.

    • @xem6727
      @xem6727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Aspartem one of my fav

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeah, but kills the whole anime. It's tonedeaf, out of character, out of storyline, out of everything basically. On top of that it shits all over season 1.
      You've had sexuality as a topic multiple times and his own girlfriend was nearly raped but the anime handled the subject gracefully for once instead of exploiting it. And then they go full incest-fanservice the next season and he also starts constantly sexually harrasing a ~6 y old girl for laughs.
      Those two season are not even the same anime anymore.

  • @acmargatroid
    @acmargatroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Honestly, I love meta stuff like in monogatari. The running gag of saying how there will never be an anime, in the anime, is great.
    The books also have a lot of details that the anime doesn't cover. Like how when araragi asks why Oshino never lights his cigarettes, he tells him that it's because if he did, it'd be a lot harder to get an anime adaptation.

    • @nstvntt7410
      @nstvntt7410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this kind of stuff is exactly why I'm going back to read the LN. that and that one video essay about Hanekawa that says her arc is much better in the LN

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmao, she's literally talking about Kizumonogatari, that's hilarious.

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ywnbaw

  • @leessoon
    @leessoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    when people compare Re;Creators dialogue to Monogatari dialogue.
    end my sufferiing

    • @MightyAndroid56
      @MightyAndroid56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Just innocently scrolling down comments and I see this comparison is real??? I didn't wanna cringe this hard today but ... I think I'd like to make like Dazai in Bungou Stray Dogs right about now (endlessly attempting suicide)

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Re:Creators seems to have attracted the biggest idiots from everywhere. A show that had 2-3 good episodes, a completely worthless second half, a story that never moved passed the initial stages and zero character growth is being compared to Monogatari?

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The best dialogue in Re;Creators couldn't even hold a candle to the worst and most out of context dialogue in Monogatari.

    • @theprocrastinator6813
      @theprocrastinator6813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethanmeister although that chick Magane who spouts lies within lies is as close as you can ever get to a monogatari character

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Dlc From that anime, sure.

  • @DelinquentDemon
    @DelinquentDemon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The sublte linguistic humour in this anime is essentially what made me fall in love with it

  • @novesspl5061
    @novesspl5061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Because of Monogatari characters i must take a break after every episode, and i spend this time reading monogatari doujinshi

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@loib All of Shinobu

    • @oarukano3360
      @oarukano3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@noctuadiscipulum9715 no, don't you dare do this

    • @Rin-sj8ii
      @Rin-sj8ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oarukano3360 ntr shinobu best doujinshi

    • @danielnicik4924
      @danielnicik4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A true man of culture

    • @andreweeb0331
      @andreweeb0331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@danielnicik4924 he exceeds the man of culture title.

  • @littlelilax1173
    @littlelilax1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Nobody's talking about
    *👌*

  • @Mithrondly
    @Mithrondly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Everybody else thinks love is a condom or a prostitute but honestly considering this show I just think it is a god of love down on their luck selling love cheap to get on by.

    • @xxchaosxx3076
      @xxchaosxx3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The 298 is a word play 298 reversed is 892 if separated into the individual numbers in Japanese it's pronounced hachikuji and the it probably refers to hachikuji beung in love with araragi

    • @affalatounesaid5067
      @affalatounesaid5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow ! That's smart !

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxchaosxx3076 Bruh.

  • @Jafs
    @Jafs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Shuraragi San.....hachikuji that name is actually quite cool and honestly I'd love to change my name to it.
    When you can make literally ANYTHING good. Monogatari you leave me in awe

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This whole conversation with Hachikuji is peak Monogatari. In the LN, the parting following this conversation is *super* sad. Jut another reason Hachikuji is 10/10 protecc

  • @justanunluckyirishmaninabl5178
    @justanunluckyirishmaninabl5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Hilarious word play, surreal trippy imagery, complex interpersonal relationships and nonlinear character driven narrative. We each love Monogatari for at least one of these reasons. Plus they’re not afraid to break the 4th wall!

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it cause of the funny snail character.

    • @vinzer72frie
      @vinzer72frie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had it not been for the stupid sexual.fan service I would call it master piece

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@vinzer72frie love it or hate it it's there for a reason it's a part of koyomi's perspective he's a horny teenager and the story is largely told from his perspective. it does it with a lot more creativity and tastefulness than most anime tend to do it and it serves a purpose beyond serving fans it actually drives the narrative forward and matters for the characters. the only time i think it goes into excessive and distasteful territory is some of the scenes in onimonogatari but even then it felt like that was the point as some sort of meta commentary / parody about lolicons. one of the best and most important scenes in the series is koyomi and shinobu talking and repairing their relationship in nisemonogatari and so many people dismiss that scene just because they are taking a bath together and they can't handle the nudity. to me that scene wasn't even fanservice it was them being vulnerable and intimate with each other in every possible way which made it very beautiful. communal bathing is a common way of bonding and it isn't sexual it's something every human deserves to experience

  • @shirou7
    @shirou7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I would give all my money for Hachikuji

    • @hebor4846
      @hebor4846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Shell i totally agree

    • @rawrmcsaurs6052
      @rawrmcsaurs6052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mg- S I'm calling the cops

    • @purplenade04
      @purplenade04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FBI open up!!!!!!!!!

    • @blankblank1949
      @blankblank1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Chiyo :3 She's dead, necrophilia's illegal

    • @yujiakweh
      @yujiakweh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blankblank1949 it's not necrophilia. Necrophilia is an attraction towards corpses not ghosts. So... Legal Loli :D

  • @eppssilon
    @eppssilon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of these days I'll rewatch it all and I will love it all again, be sad all again and dwelve in the realization that I'll have to wait a few years before I forget events enough to watch it again

  • @suelviana1982
    @suelviana1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:25 this background wouldbe unnaceptable on any other anime.
    Here its really pretty.

    • @CorvoA77ano
      @CorvoA77ano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the speciality of Monogatari. It keeps backgrounds to a minimal. And frankly speaking, it's really wonderful how attractive minimal backgrounds are

  • @cassif19
    @cassif19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn... This dialogue is way more interesting on the second watch. It foreshadows Kaiki's involvement in Nadeko's story (the stuff about money) and Nadeko's dream of becoming a mangaka, which she believes would never be fulfilled.

    • @WiredTenshi
      @WiredTenshi 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad someone else picked up on this

  • @user-ns3jt4th7p
    @user-ns3jt4th7p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    八九寺とのやり取り多々あるけどここが一番位に好き

  • @user-yl8kr7bx1l
    @user-yl8kr7bx1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    このやり取り天才だなぁ

  • @user-pe8cy3ld3t
    @user-pe8cy3ld3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    八九寺真宵と貝木泥舟、気が合いそうな気がする。。(お金)

    • @user-ht6ik3je5d
      @user-ht6ik3je5d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      お金への執着度が段違いだから貝木さんが圧倒されそうだけど
      なんにせよめっちゃ見てみたいな公園で八九寺と貝木が話してる絵面

    • @NH43282
      @NH43282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      298円は八九寺を逆から読んだだけらしいけど

  • @Drilling4mana
    @Drilling4mana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Broke: Toothbrush scene jokes
    Woke: Buy Love For 298 Yen

  • @user-mb6ig9do9m
    @user-mb6ig9do9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    やっす!をA bargain!って訳してるの地味に好き

  • @Toporshik
    @Toporshik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have no idea what they are talking about. Why is it so entertaining to listen to them?

    • @lucas_h
      @lucas_h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's how I felt for the entire series lmao

  • @naru2k4
    @naru2k4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, this series was gold. I miss it so much

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe they'll adapt Monster Season and Off Season someday. I like to hold out hope.

    • @simplerealistic.
      @simplerealistic. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@baronvonbeandip Rejoice, they've announced it

    • @Lin_Eileen
      @Lin_Eileen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it's finally back 🥰

  • @DetectiveGalileo
    @DetectiveGalileo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Remember when Violet ask "what is love?"
    Hachikuji already answer that.

  • @user-wt7ob5tx9i
    @user-wt7ob5tx9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    『愛』だけ売れ残ってんだよなぁ

  • @bluedip
    @bluedip หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    For 298 yen!?!? I will be right back...

  • @jadesface6345
    @jadesface6345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    1:34 Kamimamida
    Lol, japanese is awesome, I wish I could learn it as easily as english... Wait, it took me 8 years to learn english to this level... SHIIIIIIT!!!!

    • @alkeryn1700
      @alkeryn1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Really xD I'm french and i learnt english in like a month this language is so easy compared to my native one xD

    • @jadesface6345
      @jadesface6345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Alkéryn Yeah, because French numbers are idiotic and your pronunciations makes no sense... You pronounce 12 letter words like 4 letter words...
      And okay, I'm dumb..

    • @alkeryn1700
      @alkeryn1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jade Face but i have to agree french is unnecessary complicated still it can be very poetic and malleable for humor xD

    • @alkeryn1700
      @alkeryn1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And you are not dumb, everyone have different tallent ^^

    • @shadowthelegend100
      @shadowthelegend100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jade Face really?
      it took me 3 months to achieve fluency and my first language is Portuguese.
      I was in primary school and my parents were forced to travel to an English country so I was just inducted into the nearest primary school with no concern for language.
      I also have no distinct accent.
      then again I was suddenly surrounded by English speaking people before even becoming a teen so that might explain why I so easily learned the language.
      Though I must wander if I threw my self into Japan in a similar fashion while still young how long would it take for me to learn the language?

  • @Shura31412
    @Shura31412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    298
    Thats reverse of Hachikuji.
    Hachikuji can be read as 892.

  • @RoroTheDeer
    @RoroTheDeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's the moments like this where you remember how much of a masterpiece the monogatari series was. Even with such a low budget they managed to pull off something that's so funny and subtle with extremely clever writing and jokes. You don't need amazing animation to make it a hit!

  • @user-nb8ls3te1q
    @user-nb8ls3te1q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    西尾さん好きすぎる

  • @funveeable
    @funveeable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    That's like three dollars. Exactly how would such a product work?

    • @laurijokinen6120
      @laurijokinen6120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i think they literally hand a paper named "love"

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DelinquentDemon a Cucumber?

    • @thesturm8686
      @thesturm8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roofies and ductape combo

    • @SaviourV
      @SaviourV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It might possibly be a type of cologne, if the 248-yen "First Love" and the 284-yen "Talent" items are any indication.
      In summary, apply generously to yourself.
      Waitaminute, that didn't turn out right...
      *gets shot...*

    • @thisperson345
      @thisperson345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit there's 298 likes, I genuinely feel like I've witnessed a miracle

  • @dr.nightmare9093
    @dr.nightmare9093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These dialogues play with your attention so fucking well. Without rewatching it, tell me how did this conversation start.

  • @diegosebastian6741
    @diegosebastian6741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    That wordplay at 0:48

    • @skylimitua
      @skylimitua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      explain pls, i'm dumb

    • @christopherhalim2801
      @christopherhalim2801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Controlino Deckerino Kripperino "Hai?" =~huh? "Ai" = love

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      its not really a wordplay tho, it'd be one if another word sounded the same as love like idk man

    • @isura.m
      @isura.m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      1:31 is better tho

    • @DDangComedy
      @DDangComedy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah like the best one in the whole fuckin series lmao

  • @TaigaXsenpai
    @TaigaXsenpai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I guess Kaiki will get a lot of love xD

  • @Nautilasu
    @Nautilasu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly, I wish I can talk with people this fluently

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My end goal in life is to meet someone, have them mispronounce my name, tell them not to mispronounce my name and basically pull the entire Hachikuji/Araragi skit off without planning it before hand

  • @Tumultulous
    @Tumultulous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What kind of dance will we get during the ending theme?" Lovely

  • @leobaulos3231
    @leobaulos3231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I will pay 298 yen just to see hachikuji

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They don't call the action of procreation "making love" for nothing after all...

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need to rewatch this. The constantly moving camera often gives me migraines, but the banter is so amazing that it’s worth it.

  • @TheSupersonic3331
    @TheSupersonic3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I saw this again I just realized how that manequinn or model foreshadows otorimonogatari a LOT since it represents the relationship of araragi and nadeko '-'

  • @Weird_Alchemist42
    @Weird_Alchemist42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:21 One of my favorite gags in Monogatari.

  • @andrewidkidc559
    @andrewidkidc559 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anime that stays rent free in your head years after watching

  • @deraxop355
    @deraxop355 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like that the only other time that they use this picture with love costing 298, is in kaiki's monologue.

  • @KNJfan
    @KNJfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This will never become an anime" is thrown a lot through out the Monogatai light novels in many ways :P

  • @zellimse
    @zellimse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    so "First Love" and "Talent" is already sold out :(

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've rewatched this so many times that I know exactly what they're saying without reading the subtitles, and you should do so too.

  • @AethryPixel
    @AethryPixel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can you not love this series? Its just genius 😹👽

  • @rochabs7825
    @rochabs7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ah yes, i see, hachikuji is also a kaiki fan

  • @TatoAV
    @TatoAV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Third time i see it.. Im off to see some hachikuji doujinshi now

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      no stop it, hachikuji mustnt be lewded

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Loozi Oh's speak for yourself

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loli Hunter です no plz ;-;

    • @vincent7976
      @vincent7976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      l e w d t h e l o l i

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loozi Oh's duuude, you're like, half a decade, too late

  • @peterwatchman2868
    @peterwatchman2868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be fair they sold it for 1000 yen in tokyo vending machine

  • @thisperson345
    @thisperson345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God this show's so good, I'm on episode 20 of monogatari second season but I don't wanna watch anymore because I'm afraid of it ending, I don't want this masterpiece to go away even though there's still more monogatari but the more episodes I watch the closer I get to the end :(

    • @zumzici1234
      @zumzici1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felt the same, don't know what to do with my life now that i finished it. Nothing really compares.

  • @smileinlife-mu1xv
    @smileinlife-mu1xv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    298 is 1/3 of 894 (Hachikuji)

  • @o_oyash
    @o_oyash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The anime that turned me into the disgusting lolicon I am today

    • @luffysama2545
      @luffysama2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman truck-kun here I come.

  • @ubnubmaster
    @ubnubmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing this anime make jabs at jokes in the novels brings me unbelievable joy. It's like the anime and the novels are in a constant banter with each other just like the characters. The faith to the source material just goes up and beyond my expectations.

  • @kap1117
    @kap1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahhhh I want to watch this so bad again! This show is just too good

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this scene kills me everytime...

  • @Aeviu
    @Aeviu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hachikuji, the wall breaker

  • @godassasin8097
    @godassasin8097 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "ai toka"
    "hai? ai? Aa! Hai Hai!" lmao

  • @hardrock342
    @hardrock342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think that she was talking about gintama when she started how koyomi's face was reminiscent of a certain anime.

  • @user-lq4ns8mq5z
    @user-lq4ns8mq5z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    サムネみて少し違和感が…
    手が年と噛み合ってない気が

  • @Twuelu
    @Twuelu หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    この頃は物価も低かったな今だったら398

    • @user-lb2xc9er2w
      @user-lb2xc9er2w หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      298逆から読んだら892(はちくじ)だから…

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every part of every shot is used to the fullest

  • @ziggyk.stardust8873
    @ziggyk.stardust8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hachikuji and Kaiki would be best friends 0:38

  • @doublex85
    @doublex85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ✗ a story that's gotten lots of mileage from jokes about how it'll never be animated due to some screw-up
    ○ a story that's gotten lots of mileage from jokes about how it'll never be animated, which, due to some screw-up, got animated

  • @--A3--
    @--A3-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm more convinced that this is a sitcom at this point rather than an anime.

  • @chloetzpiano6548
    @chloetzpiano6548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahhh, this anime is the type that when 2 people having a conversation, no one else in the world exist except for them

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the case because the environment is actually a part of the conversation and is changed or changes depending on it. What is shown is a stylistic visualization of the conversation.

    • @RanRii
      @RanRii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And it becomes VERY prominent when the whole world suddenly starts to exist. When the POV is taken away from Araragi is when the audience gets a good idea of how outsiders view the entire Monogatari saga.
      Thanks Koimonogatari.

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now that i understand a bit of japanese, the wordplays makes much more sense

  • @ChibiRansu
    @ChibiRansu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I really miss Hachikuji

    • @MamuSa198
      @MamuSa198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will come back soon :'(

    • @Sycaotix
      @Sycaotix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just wait for fall peeps

    • @Zigeuninja
      @Zigeuninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AND SHE IS ALIVE AGAIN

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Araragi-khuuuuun

  • @TheHideout0
    @TheHideout0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the sold out talent got me dead lmao

  • @ara849
    @ara849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think this is my first scene of monogatari series that I watch as a was scrolling in TH-cam, recommendations can be a bit weird and I thought that it is a bit too surreal to be an anime given the art style but what really made me watch monogatari is renai circulation

  • @ramengod5768
    @ramengod5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God take me back to when I watched this series

  • @APerson-ws4cw
    @APerson-ws4cw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    VENTO AUREO WHEN!?

  • @TeddyB3ARGaming
    @TeddyB3ARGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Family Mart mita?” Omg lol

    • @makishii618
      @makishii618 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She says "ファミマミだー?" which is just a very distorted sentence. I think translators had to rely on what Araragi said next to understand that.

  • @randomblackcat6463
    @randomblackcat6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Talent for 284 yen is good bargain

  • @anonymousentity5106
    @anonymousentity5106 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This anime can get away with sloppy animation in some scenes because my eyes are glued to the subtitles 😂😂😂

  • @DeathToJihad
    @DeathToJihad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    284 Yen is a good deal for talent!

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That reference to cats eye LOL.
    It was such a bad anime but back in its day it was cool....

  • @collinkeepers7996
    @collinkeepers7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This scene is so well written! 👌

    • @zumzici1234
      @zumzici1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the show is

  • @pedrocarnelos703
    @pedrocarnelos703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This anime is so wonderfully random
    i love it

  • @kuroneco-j4n
    @kuroneco-j4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    welcome back to another episode of ''this was in my recommendations''

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course it was; I liked it and saved it to my Monogatari Stuff playlist.

  • @tennysonkung3102
    @tennysonkung3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ranking my favorite interactions with Araragi: Senjougahara>Hachikuji>Shinobu>Kanbaru>Hanekawa

    • @Greenjow
      @Greenjow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just for that one moment where Ara(?)ragi had Hachikuji's twintails while Kanbaru was trying to rape him, I'd put her before Shinobu.

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Indeed, my favorite show.

  • @user-yf3mk3yh5l
    @user-yf3mk3yh5l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really love this series

  • @Mei_531
    @Mei_531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    恋が298円ってやすー!

  • @jorgerzam
    @jorgerzam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact : in Japan you can buy a condom with that amount , also in a combini store.

  • @danielnicik4924
    @danielnicik4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:45 clean animation

  • @manchester250
    @manchester250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam recommending this when it's near valentine's

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still one of my favorite clips to show people with zero context.

    • @Kramer_.
      @Kramer_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course

  • @g0ldl1fe
    @g0ldl1fe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Are they talking about prostitution because i would at all not be surprised if that was the case

  • @thesuzu5881
    @thesuzu5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my bf showed me this video because we been discussing about whether we live together or live apart for saving money. everything she said sounds true and I hate it

  • @pacifierjunkee6016
    @pacifierjunkee6016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Araragi and Hachikuji have the best banter.