@@HisuichFujouvich Cap. Even if he desperately wishes to deny it, after everyone else passes away from old age, Shinobu will be the only one left. It’s only a matter of time before she has his heart.
Even when there's context, it's pretty hard to explain. I watch this until the Second Season and I still don't understand how to tell people what is this show
Lasroha Panjaitan Let them figure it out themselves! Besides, a lot of the perverted moments are just the mc's mind playing tricks. Let's go with that!
психопат 001. This series... Is not for everyone. It's good if you can enjoy sublime jokes, advanced Japanese puns, absurd, semi-realistic style. The story all happened within dialogue so it makes people bored, it requires a lot of focus to understand, barely. But, once you get to the core... It's like a whole new world of genre has been opened before your very eyes
Some times also drunk drivers, who drive away from the cops. Drive straight into the police station. Its so fun to get drunk some times. I myself never driven into a police station or drunk.
I just realise after actually watching this episode that Hanekawa pointed him to the police station so he could get directions from the police, if he really wasn't a pevert and didn't mean Tsunade residence any harm. Such genius.
or maybe to bait him in going to the station and with a blonde loli tagging along with him would make the police even more suspicious towards him. she is smart
@@undeadkiwibird3752 That wasn't Gaen, I personally believe they implied it was Araragi's mother (who is a police officer) or otherwise it was a random officer.
@@crimsondynamo615 `On the Banks of Plum Creek is an autobiographical children's novel written by Laura Ingalls Wilder and published in 1937, the fourth of nine books in her Little House series.`
in my case I had the extremely cursed experience of showing my family Monogatari cause my dad asked to watch it after hearing me say it was the best anime I'd ever seen they actually enjoyed it tho is the even stranger thing
@rei8634 well, thing is, they haven't seen the FULL series yet, only Bake and the start of Nise so I haven't had to explain it yet We'll cross that bridge when we get to it
Raihan Aulia Gaen apparently use the katana resided within Shinobu to kill her. It's either a replica or the actual sword of oddities. She slashes him to pieces and send him straight to Mayoi Hachikuchi ;)
There is Hanamonogatari after that you know and in Hana he's more than alive, and Kaiki was kinda dead too but he's alive in Hana. ALL HAIL HANAMONOGATARI~!
My thoughts from 0:00 - 0:32: Crap. If Lolikawa sees Koyomi now it could drastically alter the course of the future. Koyomi had better think of something fast before he gets spo... Thoughts from 0:33 onward: Or you could just sexually harass her and tell the space-time continuum to go screw itself...(-_-)'
His vampire could not restrain herself in front of little Aragi followed by the screen saying she must have a bad influence. You really should have seen this coming. *Edit* Said her vampire by mistake.
0:55 A fricking Mario sound. also the scene just afterwards. Chases her, runs pass her, runs away from her, gets run over by her. This has to be one of the better scenes in this anime. 2:55 "How could a highschooler like him exist?" even highschoolers don't have this much edge.
i just realized how arararagi, as a half vampire, still casts a shadow like a human being, but at the same time his "shadow" doesn't seem to affect light coming to hanekawa
Koyomi: "Shinobu, I think you are too careless regarding the danger of us altering the future while we are currently time traveling." *Two minutes later* Shinobu: "Uh, you really think its a good idea to traumatize your friend's past self via sexual harassment while in her formative years?"
after watching your monogatari videos I decided to check the anime out. undoubtedly the strangest anime I've seen and was gonna drop it but I kept going and no time I learned to like this anime. Nice background music, awkward but hilarious comedy and intriguing story. Even tho it wasn't ur intentions thanks for introducing me to this
The reason Araragi is crying blood is because of his sense of justice and he knows all the hardships hanekawa has to deal with and couldn’t help but try and shed some light on how special she was so she wouldn’t feel alone through it all. 😭😭😭
Leyna Kim Nguyen I mean of course the tip of Araragi and the Anime is full of weird things but the undertone of the anime and his character is justice and doing the right thing.
@@thxmpsxn nah man, this is parallel world not even koyomi's real world. U could see when Koyomi and Shinobu came back to the future and met Mayoi Onee, she gave him a letter sent by Meme said all about the incidents
If Hanekawa shown initiative first, it would have been her. Araragi is just too dense to realize that a girl who would let him see her underwear and fondle her breasts actually has feelings for him, lmao.
Koyomi: "Hi little girl, I would like to do inappropriate things with you in a gym storage room one day' Loli Hanekawa: "Hi Police? I would like to report a crime."
Oh, Monogatari. The last anime I recommended to my friends before they stopped talking to me. How nostalgic.
What do you think the reasons were for them to stop being friends with you? Weather or the haircut?
@@fatitankeris6327 maybe toothbrush
@@sidecharacter4135 i guessed they lived with their parents while watching it
@@ejayjusto3602 I saw them on my TV in the living room, my mother often sees scolding for that.
It was worth it
Can confirm, my friend told me to watch Monogatari. I did and I haven’t talked to him since.
the fact that he runs ahead of her when chasing her and then lays down so she steps on him makes him almost too powerful of a lolicon.
Araragi is not a lolicon. He clearly told it himself.
@Hisuich Fujouvich The first step is denial.
The whole show is sarcastic ab anime tropes all the time he is not a lolicon
@@Night_Raptor_5991 lmfao , 🤣🤣
@@HisuichFujouvich
Cap. Even if he desperately wishes to deny it, after everyone else passes away from old age, Shinobu will be the only one left. It’s only a matter of time before she has his heart.
I just realized how hard it is to explain monogatari scenes out of context... as if toothbrush didn't tip me off
They're out of context?
It's hard to explain it WITH context, what the fuck are you on about? XD
Even when there's context, it's pretty hard to explain. I watch this until the Second Season and I still don't understand how to tell people what is this show
Lasroha Panjaitan
Let them figure it out themselves!
Besides, a lot of the perverted moments are just the mc's mind playing tricks.
Let's go with that!
психопат 001. This series... Is not for everyone. It's good if you can enjoy sublime jokes, advanced Japanese puns, absurd, semi-realistic style. The story all happened within dialogue so it makes people bored, it requires a lot of focus to understand, barely.
But, once you get to the core... It's like a whole new world of genre has been opened before your very eyes
"The world really is shrouded in darkness"
A++ directing lmao
He didn't choose the pervert life, the life chose him
xD
kizumonogatari supports that claim
This guy is now a police officer now i wonder why?
WHAAAT POLICE OFFICER?? :D :O
In the future he work as a police officer LOL
He purposefully made her walk over him what a bastard
Lmao
Here's ur 1k likes after 2 years
@@saltvision844 i had forgotten about this comment
Thanks
@@HarshRajAlwaysfree Its 1.2 k now
1.6k nice
Haha, she sends him to the police station!
Well, if FBI does not go to you, you have to come to FBI.
More, it's Mother's Araragi in this station.
in imperial japan police station comes to you
Some times also drunk drivers,
who drive away from the cops. Drive straight into the police station.
Its so fun to get drunk some times. I myself never driven into a police station or drunk.
Wow I didn’t know that😂😂
1:33 Yes, and that's the boy who you'll fall in love desperately
The boy with the best harem that ever existed
@@AyushGupta-wn6zd wincest
@@AyushGupta-wn6zd Including Kanbaru?
@@Terry.sd_Whittle Especially Kanbaru
@@Terry.sd_Whittle wdym. It's because kaiki exists that it is the best harem ever
Loli Hanekawa's scream was adorable ;w;
LittleMINTY69 rapey
I'd lewd
Freeze!
Don't let any authority figure hear you saying that.
Yes officer, this comment right here
I just realise after actually watching this episode that Hanekawa pointed him to the police station so he could get directions from the police, if he really wasn't a pevert and didn't mean Tsunade residence any harm. Such genius.
No. It works in that way as well but I think it was secondary to her telling him to turn himself is, cause he was ringing off all kinds of bells
@@lucidnode LMAO😂😂
or maybe to bait him in going to the station and with a blonde loli tagging along with him would make the police even more suspicious towards him. she is smart
He still ran into Gaen, so it’s still a win. No. more like Gaen waited for him at the police box
@@undeadkiwibird3752 That wasn't Gaen, I personally believe they implied it was Araragi's mother (who is a police officer) or otherwise it was a random officer.
I love that araragi is so happy at the thought of little Hanekawa at 0:59 that he completely forgets about chasing her and just continues running
He ran ahead so she could step on him.
He's truly a degenrate.
He runs ahead of her so that she can step on him 😂
Yep the above guy is right
Arararararararararagi is a pervert thorough and thorough
途中で追いかけていた羽川に踏まれるところ好き
Hanekawa: You're a pervert, aren't you?
Araragi: Well yes, but actually...
... Oh, who am I kidding. Absolutely.
Yes, i am.
*YES, I AM!*
Well yes, but actually I'm beyond of that.
1Kth like :)
Fun Fact:
The book that Loli Hanekawa was reading is “On the banks of Plum Creek” by Laura Ingalls Wilder
I honestly thought it was Little House on the Prairie. Something about it reminded me of one of the covers when i was a kid.
@@crimsondynamo615 it’s the sequel
@@crimsondynamo615 `On the Banks of Plum Creek is an autobiographical children's novel written by Laura Ingalls Wilder and published in 1937, the fourth of nine books in her Little House series.`
i'm calling this the best moment of the whole second season
+Marcos Mora fuck no
yep fuk no
Nope, the last moments in the alternative timeline are still the best
xxUrek
How could you forget shinobu kiss?
Dude, the only scene in all of monogatari that could beat Kaiki "vs" Nadeko is Araragi vs Kissshot.
This doesn't even get close
Araragi did the first ever uwoooh 😭 face.
With bloody tears
😭😭
"He's standing in attention with tears of blood steaming down his face." lol this absolutely destroyed my sides
MENACINGLY!!
Mangekyō Sharingan ?😂
he is carrying a cute little blonde vampire and then see loli hanekawa , i could get a stomachache from all that cuteness , i really admire araragi
Ya really can't blame the man.
1:15 - the moment when I noticed where Koyomi is looking.
damnnnnnnnnn
😭😭
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nice
hum......
call FBI because.... too confused to complete this one
Monogatari isn't something you recommend, it's something you stumble into I swear
in my case I had the extremely cursed experience of showing my family Monogatari cause my dad asked to watch it after hearing me say it was the best anime I'd ever seen
they actually enjoyed it tho is the even stranger thing
@@iamatrain4397 best dad
@@iamatrain4397 wtf, ask your family to adopt me
@@iamatrain4397 how could you explain that toothbrush scene?
@rei8634 well, thing is, they haven't seen the FULL series yet, only Bake and the start of Nise so I haven't had to explain it yet
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it
Araragi graduated from Bring 'Em Young University
Araragi dies in Koyomimonogatari episode 12 btw ;p
+Dopa44 thank you for your uncivilized spoiler
Raihan Aulia Gaen apparently use the katana resided within Shinobu to kill her. It's either a replica or the actual sword of oddities. She slashes him to pieces and send him straight to Mayoi Hachikuchi ;)
There is Hanamonogatari after that you know and in Hana he's more than alive, and Kaiki was kinda dead too but he's alive in Hana. ALL HAIL HANAMONOGATARI~!
hentai senpai that ep 12 of koyomi is like the last chapter of the entire series tho :
Ahhhh, I love this absolute confusing chaotic series.
Makes me wanna binge it again.
My thoughts from 0:00 - 0:32:
Crap. If Lolikawa sees Koyomi now it could drastically alter the course of the future. Koyomi had better think of something fast before he gets spo...
Thoughts from 0:33 onward:
Or you could just sexually harass her and tell the space-time continuum to go screw itself...(-_-)'
His vampire could not restrain herself in front of little Aragi followed by the screen saying she must have a bad influence. You really should have seen this coming.
*Edit*
Said her vampire by mistake.
James Bannon Yeah but he didn't know that
"lolikawa" lmao
Luckily his own loli vampire shinobu was there to correct him
Anything to mol- cuddle loli hanekawa
マジで物語シリーズにおいて1番好きなシーン
It's cute how she runs away after she shows him directions in 2:04, just hhnnnngggg
*sees kurisu in picture* "oh i see. You're also a man of culture"
@@mildgod5353 No, I. AM.
MAD SCIENTIST!
The Hero SUNOVABITCH
Wtf
She shows him direction to the police station , just hhnnnnggg
0:55 A fricking Mario sound.
also the scene just afterwards. Chases her, runs pass her, runs away from her, gets run over by her. This has to be one of the better scenes in this anime.
2:55 "How could a highschooler like him exist?" even highschoolers don't have this much edge.
"Wherever I go, I must also rape" - Araragi Koyomi
and he likes kids more
@@Tetopettenson1 bruh, i bet he have done inappropriate shit to his loli more than his gf in the whole series lmao
@Turbo Fagguette funny thing is, that he is more molested by little girls than he molest
☠️
lmao
I love the art style and music of this anime makes me feel relaxed and can't believe it's going to be three years since I first watched this anime 😔
Six now 😌🧮
ロリコンは世界共通で草
サツマイメ
そもそも日本語ちゃうやろ
？？？
Where are the subtitles?
タイトル
Lori Hanekawa
ロリは世界を救う(確信！)
0:29
♪♪♪"My mind's telling me no
But my body, my body's telling me yes!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪♪♪
FEGTTTSDH lmfao
You sir earn a thumbs up. Well done
Guys, we got it: 👮♀️👮♀️🚓👮👮♀️🚓👮👮♀️🚓
i just realized how arararagi, as a half vampire, still casts a shadow like a human being, but at the same time his "shadow" doesn't seem to affect light coming to hanekawa
Iiiinteresting
Koyomi: "Shinobu, I think you are too careless regarding the danger of us altering the future while we are currently time traveling."
*Two minutes later*
Shinobu: "Uh, you really think its a good idea to traumatize your friend's past self via sexual harassment while in her formative years?"
*"Yes"*
「羽川なのにぺったんこだ！」のセリフは笑ったw
1:15 I love how shinobu just suddenly appearing within his shadow to tell him that lol
0:56 it's the loli fault for looking so cute. -me to the jury
GUILTY
your honor i am innocent i am not lying
Judge : i allow it-WAIT I MEAN
@@gabe_liu9095 judge - i need to watch this clip couple of million times to make a judgement
@@gentlemanwithamustachepfp 💀
The greatest anime protagonist that ever lived
1:22 Araragi goes super sayian mode lol
1:30 Araragi instantly tries to become Chad.
Oh my god! Washboard Hanekawa not in uniform is the best thing ever!
thats what you think
Koyomi Araragi You're the nicest guy ever but you need your ass whooped, being all over little girls as much as you are.
You are lolicon
good man
Koyomi Ararararagi-san has reached new levels of breaking the fourth wall.
戦場ヶ原ひたぎ様が今回のあららぎの行動を見た場合は本当の意味で「あららぎゴミ」と言われても文句は言えない
0:33 That bastard's crawling on all fours! XD Damn lolicon!
Deserve Not Desire Truth is spoken
El goblino
When you're so exited you run ahead of the person you're chasing....
after watching your monogatari videos I decided to check the anime out. undoubtedly the strangest anime I've seen and was gonna drop it but I kept going and no time I learned to like this anime. Nice background music, awkward but hilarious comedy and intriguing story. Even tho it wasn't ur intentions thanks for introducing me to this
I wish she was the girl Araragi chose 😭🙏There dynamic relationship is perfect
poor sweet little girl ❤
The reason Araragi is crying blood is because of his sense of justice and he knows all the hardships hanekawa has to deal with and couldn’t help but try and shed some light on how special she was so she wouldn’t feel alone through it all. 😭😭😭
William Johns Yes... Yes that was the reason.
Leyna Kim Nguyen I mean of course the tip of Araragi and the Anime is full of weird things but the undertone of the anime and his character is justice and doing the right thing.
I know it is old but it is the devil man reference
So you're saying .... flat is justice?
Also because she’s hot
1:00-1:05 I completely lost it here my stomach hurts too much...too much...laughter.
I forgot she directed him to a police box. If I were drinking something, I would have spat it out from that joke. It caught me so off-guard.
Because me, Hachikuji, Ononoki, His sisters and sengoku isn't enough for him.
aren't*
0:36
That was painfull Shinobu. * pet gold hair loli *
Władca Wymiaru My pic describes what I felt at that moment.
Władca Wymiaru My profile pic describes what I felt on that moment.
I call to my waifu!
* Kumegawa Botan shows up and hugs Shinobu to pair of her soft and big breast *
Botan: yoshi yoshi yoshi...
hahaha I like how she led araragi to the police station 😅😂
Hanekawa will become traumatised after this ;p
This is the REAL reason why she shuts her heart down lol
propably xD
yeah propably
@@thxmpsxn nah man, this is parallel world not even koyomi's real world. U could see when Koyomi and Shinobu came back to the future and met Mayoi Onee, she gave him a letter sent by Meme said all about the incidents
Yamaiikipoii Grzesiek Lol it was a joke brotha
This is why hanekawa is the best girl. She will obviously produce the best children...
ROFL washboard Hanekawa
I get that his girlfriend is a keeper, but whenever Hanekawa is on screen, I'm like...
"What could have been?"
😭😭😭😭you and me both brother.
I felt that especially after I was how the two of them interacted in Kizumonogatari.
Hopefully you mean older hanekawa....
If Hanekawa shown initiative first, it would have been her. Araragi is just too dense to realize that a girl who would let him see her underwear and fondle her breasts actually has feelings for him, lmao.
@@MrFRNTIK Obviously bruh
Hes refers to Hanskawa in general
0:14 top 10 legendary camera angles in anime history
Loli and kizu Hanekawa are best Hanekawa 😊😊
thank god new gen twitter dont know about this gem of an anime.
2:04 O my God Loli hanekawa running is the cutest thing ever
Ah that moment at 1:58 was so nostalgic even though it wasn't that long ago in the season since we saw Hanekawa.
2:04 とてつもない速度で逃げてく羽川好きw
I watched this before the series. It was confusing as shit but I laughed.
Is this series good? I don't really like this scene at all. If I don't like this scene will I still like the series?
MrArrmageddon you probably wont like the series since it is heavy on dialogue and monologues.
@@calviniron13 and since the series has a lot of scenes like this one
@@denial1004 creo que solo 2 por temporada xd
I need a 10 hour loop of Shinobu taking the book to the forehead
BATMAN approves 👍
0:59
Wtf Japan Wtf
Yes my favorite clip out of all the monogatari series
XDDD
best series ever no cap
factual statement
This scene is always funny every time I come back to watch it 😂 classic.
0:59 and 1:03 are my favorite scenes. He literally runs past her and let's her run over him in the most funniest way🤣🤣
Just another one of the little things that makes this Kabukimonogatari absolutely amazing.
ツルペタの英訳がwash bord（洗濯板）www
washboard hanekawa saikyoooooo... 💜
I die laughing everytime I see that animation of her running at 2:04 hahahaha
2:04 全力疾走してて草
2:03 hanekawa running is so fucking cute
二つの意味でそこに行けという意味かwwww
・分からないなら交番に行け(高校生羽川も知らないからロリ川も知らないと思われ)
・お前みたいな誘拐犯はそこに行け。
という2つの意味ですねw
Nandemo wa shirimasen. Shitteru koto dake
I love that line
She had no idea, It was the man she will fall in love with years later.
The irony when he latter become an police officer.
ロリ羽川嫌いなやついるのかよ。
あとオチが笑うｗ
S H I N O B U
H
I
N
O
B
U
名字はコロコロ変わってたんじゃ✨
This scene made me “awwww” at Hanekawa’s reaction lol
The Proper is Lolikawa ^,..,^
#A_Cat_is_Fine_Too
You made my day
Who else is rewatching this from Jail?
I just realized that the book Hanekawa was reading is On the Banks of Plum Creek, the 4th book in the Little House series.
The way she ran away after she gave him directions lol
he just like me fr
oh hell nah
Most relatable anime character
Real
0:55 araragi s reaction adorable as hanekawa
She must be protected at any cost, so that we get our mature Hanekawa
the story is just amazing. Highly recommended
I JUST READ THIS PART IN THE LIGHT NOVEL AND THIS GOT RECOMMENDED TO ME THANK YOU SO MUCH TH-cam ALGORITHM
1:06 the way he said pettanko was so perfect and expressed the feeling right xD
the background music makes the scene seem so melancholy and sweet even tho its just araragi being weird again u_u
海外ニキのロリ愛凄くて草
Araragi at 0:33 "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move."
0:55 i love this "yahu"
I think i take this as my message-sound.
jeez shaft was something else
When you know the sh*t they're in after that whole encounter.. it's pretty sad actually
1:45 Captain Levi? Is that you?
Loli Hanekawa is so dramatic.
who wouldn't be dramatic if a highschool boy was being creepy as hell towards you
1:30 He awaken his Mangekyo Sharingan and said "Amaterasu!!"😂😂😂
Koyomi: "Hi little girl, I would like to do inappropriate things with you in a gym storage room one day'
Loli Hanekawa: "Hi Police? I would like to report a crime."
Me watching this without any context: What the actual duck
Me watching this with context: What the actual duck