That man said a lot of shit he was wrong about, great salesman. Had the Charisma to tell the customer that they were wrong and dumb and don't want what they actually want.
In all fairness, removing the optical drive is pretty much the only decision that was referenced in this video that was the right call. I switched to USB drives years ago because I just don't need them that much. And I mostly use a desktop computer that's got the space to put one in. The worst one, not the hockey puck mouse as much as I'd like it to be that, was the period where they sold laptops with one USB-C port that was used both for charging and for connecting devices.
@@ThatIceChampion It makes no sense to let pass a number of years with essential functionality removed (ports, for example), just for "cool design" or random decisions.
Well PC is Personal Computer. I now understand why Apple never used that acronym. Whatever Apple product you purchase is never yours anyway. Sadly, that trend is spreading far too fast and far too widely. Encompassing almost all sectors.
@@ThatIceChampion There are other operating systems like Linux, many BSDs, Haiku etc. you don't have to use modern windows or apple os. Apple products are not yours because you do not control the hardware or the software, neither is windows or stock android.
Don't forget that Touch Bar also got boiling lava hot. I have a macbook pro with it and after a little while of working I am pretty sure you could cook an egg on it.
@@user-bk5xo1gj7k 2018. The battery also completely died on it recently (it degraded quite quickly and had to always be plugged in) so I will have to take it in for the $200 repair there. Never buying another Apple product.
My 2018 MacBook Pro is fairly cool until safari goes on a rampage of doing something odd which I haven't got narrowed down to a specific reason yet and it's been a couple of years. It does web browsing fine but I've never thought of the Touch Bar as being too hot just because of it being the Touch Bar.
@@LukeTR2000 Why do you even use safari? its one of the worst browsers ever made, has a ugly ancient looking ui, its complicated but still lacks tons of features
No, obviously not. What they are is a company that makes stuff that they then need to market. Be happy Apple exists, because they help make all the other companies better (and vice versa as well)
I used to have a Logitech wireless mouse that ran on batteries. The batteries were removable and the wireless port was also a charging station. It came with 2 batteries, so I could charge one and still use it. With Apple, you get 1 mouse and (maybe) one cable to charge it (not sure if it's included, as I haven't checked and don't really care). If you want to continue using it, when it needs to be charged, you just buy a 2nd mouse. Simple Apple Logic, I guess...
@@estupor9081 I've been recharging my Logitech wireless mice for decades, and when I saw where Apple put the port on the mouse for the iMac at work, I was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it passed any kind of serious user test.
10 minutes of charging lasts about 10 hours of use. Just plug it in and go make some coffee or something. At the end of the day, charge it overnight and it’ll last another month. It’s not the end of the world. It does come with the cable too.
As long as Apple keep soldering peripherals to the mobo they are Wrong, as long as Apple are fighting the right to repair, they are Wrong, as long as Apple treat their customers as shit, they are Wrong.
They're like a psycho ex-girlfriend that users keep crawling back to. I've never seen such blind devotion to a brand that knows they're "better than you". 😂
These tech personalities always do interviews with some very interesting books behind them, with Gates it was "How to Lie with statistics" and with Steve Jobs it was books about cults, one rule about creating a cult as mentioned in many of these Books, is to NEVER admit when you are Wrong ! which kind of explains a lot doesn't it !
Still in disbelief about that tiny buttonless ipod touch. I vaguely remember it when it first came out but years later I had to look it up because I wasn't sure if I was just remembering something out of a fever dream.
Looks to me that buttonless ipod is pretty much like a radio station or Spotify stream ... seems to be good enough for many people as long as some s**t is playing...
wireless charging is far from Apple's idea, and it was added because of demand (people whine about phones that don't ship with it even today, look at the Pixel 6a).
The Cube was actually an absolute great design. I have seen it, worked on it and opened and reassemble it. Know what ? That thing was so quick to open... Today it's glued craft by kids. Design left with Jhonny.
0:34 as someone who recently lost the touch bar after 6 years of it being standard - my oh my do i miss it so very much; did not realise how many small ways i actually used it ..and now i'm having to re-map my muscle memeory for a lot of day-to-fday activities
One of the worst things Apple got wrong: the 2016-2019 butterfly keyboard! and i just got my Apple MacBook Keyboard class action lawsuit checks, yesterday (7 yrs later) 😝
Work laptops got switched from Lenovo (I had P51, mostly were P52s) to Dells (Precision I think, cant be bothered to remember), maaaaaaaaaan Dells are the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen, the plastic, the quality, the cooling, the touch pad, not a single thing is good.
@@megalamanooblol I have switched from thinkpad to thinkpad to thinkpad, and I even I complain about missing ports. Why do I need to buy a P-model now just to have ethernet?
I loved the 3D Touch and thought it was one of the best implemented features of the iPhone and was devastated when they removed it on the subsequent phones. You really feel the “time” as you hold down and wait for the “press” to happen.
iPhone 4. To be fair it was more that people were squeezing the phone too hard. Shouldn't really be an issue and was only an issue for people using their left hand
Tap the screen to wake up buttons to turn up volume on Touch Bar. I don't see what the problem is I like it. Of all the touchscreen buttons that are being used in vehicles and such I do think the Touch Bar was well done and it didn't need to be power sucking high resolution. but yes getting rid of all of the ports in the name of super thin non-repairable.
Ya the long pressing as a right click makes more sense. Hold the icon for 0.1 seconds for left click (Selecting the app) then 0.2 seconds for options and what not
Plenty of misses, but I definitely love the touchpad, so you don't need to memorize what each function key does in each program. The closest thing is an Elgato StreamDeck+.
personally what i think is dumb is a phone (s21 ultra) has a sim card slot and esim, but no sd card slot. If you have esim i would much rather have an sd card slot than a sim card slot
I'm using an HP 6730b Laptop from 2008 and it has a touchbar like thing, so Apple isn't that innovative, and it's a useful stuff, so it's a bad thing that they've removed it.
My new laptop also has rather few USBs, 2xC and 1xA....... Although my old laptop from 2011 also has only 3xUSBA. 3 sockets seems quite few, but at least with 2 thunderbolt ports, it's not so bad to use dongles, since one dongle alone can deliver insane I/O. So if desktop mainboards in the future will truely turn to only offering USB-C, I wouldn't mind it really, if at least 2 of them would be thunderbolt. Because this way, you can re-route loads of sockets to anywhere you want with dongles, instead of having to plug in devices on the back of your computer, one of the least comfortable spots to get at.
They need to bring back the headphone jack on everything. PERIOD. That one simple omission took them back 15 years. MagSafe desperately needs to come back
Steve literally said “if you REALLY want it back it is 100$”
which is extra cool considering disc drives were like $20
Or even less
That man said a lot of shit he was wrong about, great salesman. Had the Charisma to tell the customer that they were wrong and dumb and don't want what they actually want.
In all fairness, removing the optical drive is pretty much the only decision that was referenced in this video that was the right call. I switched to USB drives years ago because I just don't need them that much. And I mostly use a desktop computer that's got the space to put one in.
The worst one, not the hockey puck mouse as much as I'd like it to be that, was the period where they sold laptops with one USB-C port that was used both for charging and for connecting devices.
Sam could easily be Sam Tucker from Disney+ and tell everyone they are watching Star Wars wrong and tell us to f off 😂😂😂
"Instead of wasting your money, now you can waste your time" had me rolling on the floor. 😂
Apple wiping out features faster than Thanos with the infinity gauntlet 😄
"I used the features to destroy the features"
Plot Twist
Our universe Thanos abandoned the gauntlet and actually the secret king of Apple
And adds them back, sometimes better. Whats your point here?
@@ThatIceChampion It makes no sense to let pass a number of years with essential functionality removed (ports, for example), just for "cool design" or random decisions.
@@3polygons ofc it doesn’t, I’m not saying what they did was true, I’m saying that they’ve added the shit they took away back
1:03 fk you and have a great day.
Hilarious af 😂😂😂
I applauded in front of my screen 😂
that cracked me what the heck 🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
worst thing is that he could actually say that and people would cheer
Tim has got to get a good laugh out of that one!
Tim already predicted what he wanted to say to EU & US court, damn
Apple keep forgetting FM Radio!
Apple keep forgetting Backspace Button!
Been thinking about this lately. How come the most powerful pocket computer can't have an FM receiver found in every $2 electronic devices around?
You can get a radio app and not the backspace button is a thing on every keyboard ever made
They would like to The use us to use Apple Music, which I don’t I had to buy a radio because of that.
@@anenglishmanplusamerican7107 get an FM radio app
Also, SD card slot. Lol
At least they admit their errors compared to Google.
Fun fact: iPhones in europe still have a sim card slot
Using a SIM card in my 15 Pro 😮 (I’m from the UK)
Oh, not just china? Huh
@@sprockkets in china you have TWO sim slots.
In Africa we have a SIM card slot too.
@@trustmub1 so it's only the us with no sim card slot xd
What's a computer? Well, not an iPad 😂
Well PC is Personal Computer. I now understand why Apple never used that acronym. Whatever Apple product you purchase is never yours anyway.
Sadly, that trend is spreading far too fast and far too widely. Encompassing almost all sectors.
@@Belazirafwtf do you mean “never yours”? Other companies are the ones that require subscriptions for their bloatware riddled OSses
@@ThatIceChampioniSheep
@@ThatIceChampion There are other operating systems like Linux, many BSDs, Haiku etc. you don't have to use modern windows or apple os. Apple products are not yours because you do not control the hardware or the software, neither is windows or stock android.
@@Compact-Disc_700mb true, but you still own it
Don't forget that Touch Bar also got boiling lava hot. I have a macbook pro with it and after a little while of working I am pretty sure you could cook an egg on it.
Which year might I ask? Mine works great ... it's m2 btw so that might be why?
@@user-bk5xo1gj7k 2018. The battery also completely died on it recently (it degraded quite quickly and had to always be plugged in) so I will have to take it in for the $200 repair there.
Never buying another Apple product.
No different to our steam locos about 50 years ago. You could make a first-rate fry up in the firebox once they were up to steam! 🚂🥓🇬🇧🍳👍
My 2018 MacBook Pro is fairly cool until safari goes on a rampage of doing something odd which I haven't got narrowed down to a specific reason yet and it's been a couple of years. It does web browsing fine but I've never thought of the Touch Bar as being too hot just because of it being the Touch Bar.
@@LukeTR2000 Why do you even use safari? its one of the worst browsers ever made, has a ugly ancient looking ui, its complicated but still lacks tons of features
0:06
Apple: " . . . but have we tried a . . . WRONG BUS?🤔🤨
Apple: "We have"
2:50 I was waiting for the short list to be several pages long lol
Removing the headphone jack is one of the greatest debacles that we see more & more manufacturers emulating along with removable batteries.
Apple, is a marketing company pretending to be a tech company. LOL
As was Jobs a sales manager pretending to be a visioneer.
@@JoergWeida Aren't they all?
@@JoergWeida except many of his design decisions are still followed today across every single tech company, so...
No, obviously not. What they are is a company that makes stuff that they then need to market. Be happy Apple exists, because they help make all the other companies better (and vice versa as well)
They should’ve tried a pentagon 😂
I don't think the FBI would like that very much... 😉
Apple is always wrong. They just admit it decade later.
After Google does the same. But Apple does this the “Apple way”.
They do?
News to me.
☠️
@@aXimowhere the hell you get google from this comment lol
or rather EU forces them to admit it via lawsuits
"You want to charge your mouse and use it, too? Well **** you!"
I used to have a Logitech wireless mouse that ran on batteries. The batteries were removable and the wireless port was also a charging station. It came with 2 batteries, so I could charge one and still use it.
With Apple, you get 1 mouse and (maybe) one cable to charge it (not sure if it's included, as I haven't checked and don't really care). If you want to continue using it, when it needs to be charged, you just buy a 2nd mouse. Simple Apple Logic, I guess...
@@estupor9081 I've been recharging my Logitech wireless mice for decades, and when I saw where Apple put the port on the mouse for the iMac at work, I was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it passed any kind of serious user test.
10 minutes of charging lasts about 10 hours of use. Just plug it in and go make some coffee or something. At the end of the day, charge it overnight and it’ll last another month. It’s not the end of the world. It does come with the cable too.
@@tarantinoish It's a design that is followed by 0 other modern mouse designs. It's stupid, and no "just do this work around" can justify that.
why do i have to stop work is the question you should be asking. not rationalizing a dumbass design flaw. apple idiots.
As long as Apple keep soldering peripherals to the mobo they are Wrong, as long as Apple are fighting the right to repair, they are Wrong, as long as Apple treat their customers as shit, they are Wrong.
They're like a psycho ex-girlfriend that users keep crawling back to. I've never seen such blind devotion to a brand that knows they're "better than you". 😂
@@cncwizard Stockholm syndrome. Many Apple users don't know what the other side has to offer.
Don’t forget gluing the battery instead of using mounting screws
Laughed so hard at the edit at 1:04, people at work are scooting away from me.
I am going to keep this tab open for a while to read the comments from The Apple FanBoy Brigades.
I'm an Apple fanboy, but that doesn't mean Apple can do no wrong. The worst part is other companies copying Apple's mistakes.
@@yvan2563 If you can see all that and come up with a sensible conclusion than you are not a fanboy imo
The lack of backspace keyboard key is a glaring gap. Thing is, the android guys copied the practice. what the f** is going on here?
@@qui-gonsgin8747I’d call myself an Apple enthusiast. I love many of their products, but they make mistakes too (like some in this video).
@@caty863 wdym no backspace key? It's labeled "delete" at 1:03, no?
I LOVED 3D Touch!
"You're appreciating us wrong!" 😂😂😂
You are wronging it wrong!
0:13 "I'm Sam Tucker from Apple"
The sign: Basic Shapes
🥺🥺
Lmao emojis
I primarily use Apple products and I agree that Apple sometimes gets it wrong, like seriously we need a better mouse than the Magic Mouse
These tech personalities always do interviews with some very interesting books behind them, with Gates it was "How to Lie with statistics" and with Steve Jobs it was books about cults, one rule about creating a cult as mentioned in many of these Books, is to NEVER admit when you are Wrong ! which kind of explains a lot doesn't it !
Still in disbelief about that tiny buttonless ipod touch. I vaguely remember it when it first came out but years later I had to look it up because I wasn't sure if I was just remembering something out of a fever dream.
Looks to me that buttonless ipod is pretty much like a radio station or Spotify stream ... seems to be good enough for many people as long as some s**t is playing...
They should remove more features!!! Who needs a keyboard? who needs a screen? who needs a CPU??
PHIL SCHILLER!!! WE NEED SOME MORE COURAGE OVER HERE!!!!!
Intell is way ahead of you on that cpu bid.
@@thefool3424 Well apple can always go back to its intel days. I heard they are offering cut-downs of 13 and 14 gen without E-cores now.
Did apple ever admit that KITTi is taking over siri?
The one thing they got so wrong, that keeps me from buying or recommending a mac... Soldered on, not upgradeable storage.
One day, apple customers will stop buying apple accessories. That's when they'll put the ports back.
…sure buddy… sure…
Yeah...these prices are absolutely atrocious, no idea how someone is still buying these.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 they don’t, 3rd parties like ANKER and UGreen have the same things for MICH better prices
Wait people have been buying accessories directly from apple? I buy them from alternate ones like Anker or Ugreen
@@LukeTR2000 I guess
When Apple admits that they got something wrong we'll know that they're "Nevering it wrong!"
Cheese grater! 🤣 We clearly see where Apple draws inspiration from...the kitchen 🤪
Stainless steel chassis? Sounds a lot like commercial appliances to me. Maybe the apple designers moonlighted as short order cooks?
If SpaceTime is the fabric of the universe, would SamTime be the fabric of the internet?
2:10. Oh i LOVED 3D touch. It made life so much easier than a long press on a button. It made the on screen buttons act like real push buttons.
mac pro can easily become blocked up with cheese. if you can smell burning cheese, this is normal
Biggest mistake: Let Apple Cook
This is rare Apple confidently admitting they’re wrong
"640K software is all the memory anybody would ever need on a computer."
Bill Gates
“And more flexible” *shatters*
Now, it will take another five decades in order for them to say that they were wrong about the charging pad too
I hate those.
They are insanely wasteful/inefficient.
Use 4x the power for a charge...
wireless charging is far from Apple's idea, and it was added because of demand (people whine about phones that don't ship with it even today, look at the Pixel 6a).
@@mojave5661 clowns 🤡 don't they understand that cable charging will always be faster?
Keep in mind after all this time is passed they still haven’t admitted they were wrong about the Apple Pippen
Don't have to admit you're wrong about something everybody already forgot about.
The Cube was actually an absolute great design. I have seen it, worked on it and opened and reassemble it.
Know what ? That thing was so quick to open... Today it's glued craft by kids. Design left with Jhonny.
I'm really glad someone remembers 3D touch and understands that haptic touch is just a fancy word for long press. I want 3D touch back!
0:34 as someone who recently lost the touch bar after 6 years of it being standard - my oh my do i miss it so very much; did not realise how many small ways i actually used it ..and now i'm having to re-map my muscle memeory for a lot of day-to-fday activities
If Apples pitches were actually this unhinged i might buy one of their products 😂
One of the worst things Apple got wrong: the 2016-2019 butterfly keyboard! and i just got my Apple MacBook Keyboard class action lawsuit checks, yesterday (7 yrs later) 😝
Here in Nigeria we also have that cheeese grinder!
tbh I have never seen a company admit they made a faulty product.
Samsung did the with the next note model to the one that caught fire
The 1:04 moment needs to be a recurrent thing in Apple videos, as "dafuk" is in Samsung videos hahahaha
They're all getting rid of ports. My latest Dell laptop has a sorry lack of ports.
Work laptops got switched from Lenovo (I had P51, mostly were P52s) to Dells (Precision I think, cant be bothered to remember), maaaaaaaaaan Dells are the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen, the plastic, the quality, the cooling, the touch pad, not a single thing is good.
@@megalamanooblol I have switched from thinkpad to thinkpad to thinkpad, and I even I complain about missing ports. Why do I need to buy a P-model now just to have ethernet?
That clip of Tim Apple saying "*beep* you and have a great day" made me lol more than I care to admit
Surprised Apple doesn't try to sue you like DCS would 😂😂
2:49 the press touch is what killed blackberry... then apple tried it 😆
0:20 literally watching this on my iPad mini with my Apple Pencil sticking out the side
Don't forget when Steve was against the stylus, now called the "Apple Pencil".
When will somebody eat the damn apple?
Apple: " we don't like entry-level users without experience "
How could you forget the 999$ stand 😱😱😂
I loved the 3D Touch and thought it was one of the best implemented features of the iPhone and was devastated when they removed it on the subsequent phones. You really feel the “time” as you hold down and wait for the “press” to happen.
You know whats funny? Every one of these apologies presented as breaking news were made long ago.
Long touch button - “Instead of wasting your money, we decided to waste your time” 😅
That's it, I give up! I'm subscribing to you!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Also that iPhone that didn't have a good reception? You held it wrong.
iPhone 4. To be fair it was more that people were squeezing the phone too hard. Shouldn't really be an issue and was only an issue for people using their left hand
I literally have that cheese grater.
I always wondered about it's performance! Does it grate hard or soft cheese better?
They need to remove the pricing too
That was funny i actually thought he said "eff you" for a second
Hearing him say "sam tucker from apple" now i forgot the name of the real CEO
I was always a 3D Touch lover, rip 3D Touch 😔
Some agencies are turning everything back to physical buttons.
Lmfao after the cheese grater joke at the end, I got a smash cut to an ad about domino's cheesy pizzas
the ratio of social/corporate commentary to humour on this channel is absolutely insane, best channel I've found this year ez thx sam
0:21 You’re appreciating us wrong! Haha
I will never forget the Magic Mouse charging fail.
i held off upgrading my iPhone to keep hold of my 3D Touch - the best lost feature yet
They haven’t admitted that their cylinders Mac looks like a New York subway garbage can
your humor is golden!
When Apple does things wrong they call it "Bravery".
Or the classic, "Courage"
"8 gigs of ram is enough, shut up already!"
Nvidia: I agree.
The dongle nonesense is a crime. We were in a meeting, and only non apple users could connect to the projector. Good job minimalism.
I loved Touch Bar ! 😂
They undecided the existence of AirPower entirely.
Tap the screen to wake up buttons to turn up volume on Touch Bar. I don't see what the problem is I like it. Of all the touchscreen buttons that are being used in vehicles and such I do think the Touch Bar was well done and it didn't need to be power sucking high resolution. but yes getting rid of all of the ports in the name of super thin non-repairable.
forget all about that, i just hope they fix magic mouse design
And now, instead of wasting your money, we're just wasting your time. 😂😂😂😂
I'll agree with everything except the cheese grater Mac. Loved that thing.
Flexible is a fun word, sometimes good, sometimes not so good
Why would anyone want usable buttons on a mouse???
Ah you made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
Ya the long pressing as a right click makes more sense. Hold the icon for 0.1 seconds for left click (Selecting the app) then 0.2 seconds for options and what not
man I miss 3D Touch. I loved that feature.
Plenty of misses, but I definitely love the touchpad, so you don't need to memorize what each function key does in each program. The closest thing is an Elgato StreamDeck+.
...the magic mouse with the charge port on the bottom.
Lol at tim apple saying fu.
personally what i think is dumb is a phone (s21 ultra) has a sim card slot and esim, but no sd card slot. If you have esim i would much rather have an sd card slot than a sim card slot
Yeah...why they removed those again?
Create a problem, sell a solution. The apple way
3D touch was probably the coolest feature ever, i miss it :/
I'm using an HP 6730b Laptop from 2008 and it has a touchbar like thing, so Apple isn't that innovative, and it's a useful stuff, so it's a bad thing that they've removed it.
My new laptop also has rather few USBs, 2xC and 1xA....... Although my old laptop from 2011 also has only 3xUSBA.
3 sockets seems quite few, but at least with 2 thunderbolt ports, it's not so bad to use dongles, since one dongle alone can deliver insane I/O.
So if desktop mainboards in the future will truely turn to only offering USB-C, I wouldn't mind it really, if at least 2 of them would be thunderbolt. Because this way, you can re-route loads of sockets to anywhere you want with dongles, instead of having to plug in devices on the back of your computer, one of the least comfortable spots to get at.
They need to bring back the headphone jack on everything. PERIOD. That one simple omission took them back 15 years.
MagSafe desperately needs to come back