Microsoft Just Released Their Own MacBook
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ค. 2024
- Microsoft just announced their new Copilot+PCs, also known as MacBook Lites!
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It's called Windows because Microsoft can see you through it.
It's called Windows because Microsoft looked through Apple's designs and copied them.
@@abyssalplanes apple doesn't own arm architecture. There is nothing to copy.
@@Codyslx Apple stores three copies of all your deleted files
If you're talking about them spying, that's true. But macOS/iOS isn't really better either...
@@abyssalplanes One day iOS may have a built in calculator!
Copilot+ PC is such a Cringe name
PaiC 🤣
They could've done CoTop or something creative
You get spyware with some PC as opposed to PC with some spyware
Spyware + PC
Feels so stolen from GNU + Linux
It's a good thing that we can still trust Sam Tucker, he's the ultimate corporate spy working at any and all tech companies.
it's ok survivor get in this mouth you may feel a little biting pain before the feel an end to the pain🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
infiltrating them all
The recall service is a privacy nightmare.
showing two girls and one cup you have to love the power of Microsoft ai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fear mongers and over paranoid skitzo's with their illegal filled pc's definitely got an issue with that ;)
Imagine caring about privacy in 2024
@@IceBlueLugia You're right, who cares about protecting useless data such as credit card information right?
@@baker5162 The stuff will be stored on your device. It's no different from having all your sensitive files saved on your PC like normal. Your data is not special enough to where Microsoft is gonna give a fuck about the type of porn you watch or whatever.
An AI recording everything I do, say, hear, and see on my computer is EXACTLY what I want in my next PC. That totally won't be abused in the future after the drama dies down and MS decides it's safe to start skimming.
I mean that cna BE down already
What do you mean by next PC? They are doing it for years already. Your Chrome browser itself is searching all your files on your computer for "safety" reasons...
Diddums
and it will never hear you wrong or hallucinate
@@DanielM.-mq4rm Good thing I don't use Chrome.
Google: "All your data are belong to us".
Microsoft: "Hold my beer."
Apple: "Hold my coolaid"
well here's a question for you how many videos of you drinking a beer does Microsoft have on file of you now? if it's not enough then drink another beer in front of your webcam and if you don't have a webcam then get on with a privacy shutter and every time you drink a beer open the shutter so Microsoft can watch you drink a beer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 Sound like a bot
At least it has 16GB RAM for…. $200 less! Thank goodness they don’t follow Apple Math.
Happy or not everyone with money has Apple
However, they are following the "we don't want you upgrading or repairing your own tech anymore" that Apple did.
@@yordanmilchev8706 Lies, Apple offers interest free plans and most people get it with that.
The OS may be twice bigger, so the extra ram gets consumed like human rights of Microsoft users 😂
@@yordanmilchev8706Such a pompous thing to say.
Is it just me or has this become an actual substitute for tech news at this point?? Just with more comedy
Great video dude
At least SAMTIME does not clickbait his video article titles.
It's not just you
Yes what you just described is Tech Parody. And wouldn’t you know, this channel is a Tech Parody channel.
It absolutely has for me.
Sam's parodies are a thousand times more interesting than the tech "innovations" themselves! 🤣
Always was. And it's great.
We've reached that perfect point in history of humour and horror.
The 2 girls 1 cup part tho 😂
That weird year many moons ago, when even a video of mr hands was floating around and nearly everyone was uploading to YT their reactions of watching it🤣💀
Nice
The trauma
I don't know what it is, but it's easy for me to tell that I don't want to know.
This is a bigger announcement than Microsoft themselves had!
It seems like the marketing team gave up and just put copilot+pc
except they need to know what PC means. PERSONAL Computer. As in Its my computer. These corporations seem to forget that and want to own it all. "You will own nothing!"
it's a pc it has an ai named copilot sooo... why not add them both?
Better than xbox naming team
@@devaramed Because co-pilot takes the PC (personal) out of the equation. It will no longer be yours nor will it be private as in PC.
Well hey, +58% is better than drawing a line on an unmarked graph
Not by much. 58% in what way? and what about its performance compared to the MacBook Pro? I’m curious what the real numbers look like.
@@koalaunknown they compared their high end to an entry level macbook xD
It is because they compare to a passive cooler MacBook air 😂?
When heat builds up then the laptop with active cooling wins , just like macbook pro Vs air
@@koalaunknown it's still more comprehensive, unknown vs 58%
@@frankwong9486 At least, with Microsoft, they place the cooling fan right near the heatsink as opposed to the Macbook where the heatsink and fan are practicing social distancing from one another.
Just wait several years and they will predict user “bad” behavior and call FBI even before you downloaded something.
Copilot: "What is my purpose?"
Me: "You install Linux"
:| >:| *bricks the computer.*
Windows 11 copilot edition: it was an OS to download and install another OS.
@@unknown-Bzop1 i thought same
"I'm sorry, [user]. I'm afraid I can't do that"
That defrag screen bought back some good times!
Now i watch SAM for tech reviews.
And fire a laser beam into my eyes. Through the monitor 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Interocitor+! Now with 4 corners instead of 3, for when you want something quad vaporised! Brought to you by those big forehead Robin Williams types from 'This Island Earth' (1955).
"Hey Copilot, be more like Sam Tucker."
"I can't do that."
"Oh! Then what's the point then!?"
Combination of humor plus informative is the best
Two girls and one cup comment was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Welcome to Windows1984! It's doubleplusgood!
Feels like a combination of the worst of Apple + the worst of Google sold to you by Microsoft.
All of apple is the worst
some people just hate nice things
@@lollol673now that's what you call fanboyism
@Krolitian1 nope it's called facts apple has made little to no innovations since the death of Steve Jobs
@@Krolitian1is he wrong tho?
4:38 Reporter: "This is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything we do."
Satya Nadella: "Yeah" 💀
i love he just:okay i'm not spending a whole day fighting over this shit
“I will know if you didn’t” in the end says everything.
And that's why I use Arch btw
cant wait to dual boot my linux on this
lol good. Luck with that 😂
Wait its not apple you can just delete windows and use linux
@@n.d.n.e1805 Will probably need an Asahi Linux kind of effort to do that. But maybe not. I don't know how deeply integrated the ARM is in these new M$ laptops.
Sorry no drivers or software support. Linux will catch up in 10 years.
@@silvy7394 have you ever used Linux? I've never had any issues with it personally, especially 0 driver issues
MS shoving a Co-pilot in our single seater airplanes.
It's only available on "Co-pilot+PC" laptops... for now. Those are the laptops with the great Snapdragon CPU and battery life.
Intel and Ryzen CPU laptops doesn't have it yet. However, this is a good time to shop around for replacement operating systems. Linux Mint or MacOS seem viable.
@@akin242002 The samsung SSD that my workstation boots from is getting up there in age. So I might opt for a dual boot when I eventually do a fresh install on a new MUCH LARGER Drive.
I recently got my first experience with Linux on an OLED steam deck to play on my exercise bike (ran out of good switch titles) and I have been really impressed by the desktop mode.
They didn't really bring a Macbook onto the stage to present new Windows devices lfmao. What a fail.
Well, Clippy was created on a Macbook, so....
The employee who was in charge of the keynote probably scooped up laptops in a haste.
99% of the time, the NPU will be used to gather and process data on you so they can sell your data and change algorithms to make you an impulsive buyer.
I hate the future
How dare you be against M$ they care about us that's why they want to spy on us!!
AI
Me too, man. Me too.
And the future hates you.
@@Mf_Cooldawg It could be so good if they didn't actively thy to shove it down every throat. And not stealing training data off the internet could be good too but as long as the executives are greedy, we'll never get this. Time to eat the rich probably.
I will install Linux
We need a LONG lore series on Sam Tucker.
As ERB showed:
Jobs: "You will never EVER catch a virus on an Apple"
Gates: "But you can still afford a doctor if you've got a PC"
Enough said.
Microsoft wants to now be able to screenshot everything on your PC.
Enough said.
Oh America - where affording a doctor is a choice you make
@@samanjj That's not a choice, it's a binary state of existence in the US. Either you can afford a doctor, or you cannot afford a doctor. You don't choose, unless you already can afford a doctor, you cannot choose that it's not affordable right now or as you could rephrase, not "worth it" right now.
@@samanjj N one is denied healthcare in America. People from third world countries like yours come here all the time for proper medical care.
@@wlonsdale1i saw a guy in the store i work at buying medical supplies for his broken arm as he was denied hospital service for not having insurance
"Copilot + PC" who named it?
Should be called cospylot
"Still remembers cortana" 💀 Yea, and we all still hate it
Great video as always, Sam.❤
Bloody hell, what a time to be alive...
Thank God for Linux
It looks like you're playing a Minecraft.
Would you like help?
> Get help with playing the Minecraft
> Just play the Minecraft without getting help
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Their naming scheme has to be among the worst in laptops
First normal laptop
Then laptops with a copilot key
Then AI PC
Now copilot + PC
At this rate, Best Buy will have to dedicate an entire wall to explaining the differences between them.
It's like they have no memory at Microsoft. They keep trying the same thing that failed before over and over and over again.
Utterly enjoyable and entertaining. You have a new Subscriber.
Seriously, who needs recall except those with memory and brain damage and then accidentally reveal your web history in public
Will I be able to natively install arm Linux distros on these?
35% cheaper and more powerful than MBA, and touchscreen, sounds like a deal :)
Linux is the way.
2 girls 1 cup just killed me ))
It will remember everything you do, so it can send you ads, and violate your privacy.
I couldn't believe they're calling it PRISM after the NSA program. What a nightmare.
Co-pilot seriously sucks.
The 2 girls 1 cup reference was epic
Basically just a MacBook with windows 11
Yeah
Don’t forgot the AI!
Do MacBooks already have AI ? 😅😅
@@DihelsonMendoncaor a touchscreen 😜
@@DihelsonMendonca They will for the M4 MacBook Pro. It will be the AI spy cold wars.
2020s are the 80s all over again. Spy games (just big tech corporations this time), high inflation, and transformer movies.
Macrosoft?
The golden rule of parody is that in order to be funny it must to reflect reality, and there's a lot of reality reflected here.
Everything you can do on the iPad Jumbo
I want Windows 95 MacBook alternative 🥰
I love how they are trying to spin the recall built-in spyware/malware as a good thing.
what you are referring to as pc is in fact copilot/pc or as i recently called it copilot+pc
gotta admire Sam's commitment to deliver great videos everytime! Legend!
Just move to Europe like Sam to get Copilot minus PCs 😂
Bro best videos love it, 2 girls 1 cup reference had me in tears 😂
this was hilarious. thank you!
"all recall stays on-device and never goes to the cload"
ha! good one
❤ WE NEED SAM TUCKER VIDEOS EVERYDAY ! ❤❤❤
When I first saw the Recall feature I was reading it as Total Recall too. Hahahaha hilarious 😂
1:30 That Windows update is so fast that it can be considered as legit feature 😅
Sam is the best source of tech news, change my mind
The best tech news channel on TH-cam 👏
If you’re mentioning your competition by name at your massive tech event, you’ve already lost
so.. making a comparison? i feel like that just makes sense to do, "looksee! my thing is better than other thing!"
Apple mentions intel and AMD all of the time, I guess they lost!
Don't lick apple's balls
What a bonanza for data brokers, not for me and if they force it, I'll go Linux.
the EU will stop this shit
“Only on device”
Time to install Ubuntu and be done with it.
Not me recognizing the two ladies with one cup reference!!! AHHAHAHA
Simple solution : Uninstall the windows with Recall, install a fresh Recall free arm based Windows, or even better just install Linux.
Perfect... to build an ARM Hackintosh
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The surface line is equivalent to the mac line up on terms of 1st party optimized hardware and form factor, being capable of much more than the sum of its parts and being virtually devoid of bloat ware, any bloat ware it has is as subjective as the stock app or something on iOS. Surfaces pros are basically mac book airs, surface books are mac book pros etc.
But on top of everything you get windows hello, touch screens a pen etc. And the surface pro can convert to a tablet or with a 3rd party keyboard works just likes a super thin laptop with a hinge and everything.
The when you want to have a smart display and have 2 inches of space you can simply pull the display off, tilt the kick stand back an inch or 2 and place it anywhere.
You forgot that microsoft is also trying to force everything to be saved to one drive where you "voluntarily" upload your data to when you hit save too fast without checking if MSFT decided to change the save location from where the file was opened from and decided to make it auto save to one drive.
Copilot sounds great, how do I delete it?
Those two girls with the single cup really traumatized multiple generations
This emulating, does it just work or do you have to mess about with setting or stuff
It should just work right out of the box like Apple ones.
@@NopWorks are you saying it doesnt or are you saying it will likely work out of the box?
@@lostgleammedia Yes, it should work without any setup. This is how x86 emulation on Mac works, so it probably going to work the same on Windows.
Except for the lower performance, you shouldn't even notice that an app is running in emulation.
@@NopWorks will have to have a research, should isn’t definitely
Luckily, from what I heard, Recall will only work locally so the data won't be sent to Microsoft at all.
Can we have a Copilotless version too?
1:42 Sam's love for defragging continues!
Called,copliot cos,screen records everything you do,only on win 11
Windows presentations always feel cringe 😬 you just know the products are gonna be disappointing in real life 😅
You are on another level 😀
Looks like bootcamp will finally work again c:
1:42 LMAO. I remember using Defrag on my Windows 95 when I was a teen. It always looked faster after I used it.
Yep, good old FAT system.
Everyone hated Cortana so they changed her name and voice to Cotana....I mean Copilot 👀
A very intense defrag. lol
I love this channel.
We need a co-pilot recall song
"A very intense defrag" hahaha
Imagine turning up to a Google Pixel event with an iPhone
Ah yes more efficient cpu so they can use the extra battery life to run background AI to spy on you.
the computer can you be your friend lmao.
I am a .NET programmer and I am moving to Linux today.. my gaming desktop can be spied on..
I know how they're doing this and I am done with Windows and Mac OS ..
Don't anyone upgrade your windows.. copilot that Microsoft...
And I am not talking any Linux I am talking Arch Linux.