Mock the Week Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather Forecaster

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  • Scenes we'd like to see round
    Series 7 episode 1
    Topics include Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather Forecaster and deleted lines from Star Trek
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  • @joshcrawford1852
    @joshcrawford1852 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Frankie's face at 3:12 is priceless haha

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When that one guy started reciting "It's Raining Men" I just lost it...:P:P:P:)

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Aaraarrawawawararara. Scotty, that's the most convincing your accent's ever been." xD
    -IMP ;) :)

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    my entry: "I'm here because I can be wrong all the time and still have a job."

  • @ElMarcoHoJ
    @ElMarcoHoJ 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What you staring at me for? Look out the fuckin' window!" My fave joke on this ep.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's a baby hurricane. We'll name it Lewis."

  • @timrob12
    @timrob12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Captain, I think we're about to crash in a blue police box."

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny thing is the thumbnail kinda looks like Peter Capaldi

  • @wearejustcrazy6475
    @wearejustcrazy6475 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'd say fuck the weather but it's certainly under 18 😂😂

  • @xXJacbobXx
    @xXJacbobXx 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What you watching me for, look out the f*cking window!"
    :3

  • @femoman
    @femoman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:37 - A funny one, but just an interesting note that most of the Star Trek actors who also worked in Shakespeare (Patrick Stewart, John DeLancie, etc) considered Star Trek to be good practice.

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It was raining cats and dogs last night I should know I was throwing them off my balcony" lol

  • @Catherine3234
    @Catherine3234 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie's face after Frank Skinner's tax disc joke

  • @Ithro-Ithrozovich
    @Ithro-Ithrozovich 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie's first one is amazing. Perfect delivery on that one.

  • @satansrock69
    @satansrock69 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Monday shite, Tuesday shite, Wednesday shite, Thursday bollocks' hahaha

  • @Agnethatheredhairkid
    @Agnethatheredhairkid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My entry: Britain and Ireland are actually going to have a scorching summer.

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Captain"
    "Yes?"
    "There's a load of floating dogs outside the ship window"
    "Fuckin' leave them they're playing Flying Saucer"

  • @mcdaidable
    @mcdaidable 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "what do you care what the weathers going to be like you look shit in all your clothes" XD LOL

  • @agneswilder733
    @agneswilder733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "shit i've left my baby in the car."

  • @michelletran6746
    @michelletran6746 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Water you watching me for? Look out of the fucking window..! LOOOL..!

  • @Corey94Y
    @Corey94Y 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well let's see if we can make that two predictions in a row.

  • @specialfred1101
    @specialfred1101 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captains log: just seen some aliens. OMG WTF LOL :)

  • @blackbloodsunrise
    @blackbloodsunrise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That hayfever joke works even better now in covid 19 times

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things You Wouldn't Hear From a Weather Forecaster: A correct forecast.

  • @Mikazha
    @Mikazha 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captain's log: Just saw some aliens OMG WTF LOL :)

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What are you watching me for? Look out the f**king window!"
    "Captain's log: 'Jst seen sum aliens; OMG, WTF, LOL, :)'..."
    Gina Yashere back at her best! :)

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uhura, nor Uhuru. XD

  • @WorstThereEverWillBe
    @WorstThereEverWillBe 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    my thinking on that is Frankie has become so central to the shows fabric that he has used his creative control to get out of doing that round from now on - he looks like he cudnt give a toss about the standup bit when it rolls around - but ur possibly right all the same

  • @andysido
    @andysido 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was Gina's best SWLTS in my opinion

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Windy rainy sleety snowy stormy cloudy sunny. It's gonna be one of them.

  • @Shannon0810
    @Shannon0810 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    SCOTCH EGG! russell is an absolute legend!! XD

  • @Raichu234
    @Raichu234 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so funny :D

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't understand Andy's joke: "Now which one of you put your red top in the washing with all the yellow ones?"

  • @NickHoad
    @NickHoad 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are you watching me for? Look out the window! Lol

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never got the scotch egg bit, is it a reference to something or was Russell just being random? Either way it totally bombed

  • @ADR3NALINExi
    @ADR3NALINExi 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the newest episodes that just came out are absoluately hilarious.

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    My entry:
    "It's going to be beautiful this week! 13% chance of rain all throughout, hardly a cloud in the sky, low humidity and an average temp of sixty-seven degrees. Perfect weather for staying inside eating Fritos and playing XBOX Live all day with the drapes closed.

  • @YokoSohma
    @YokoSohma 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russel: It was rainin' cats and dogs last night...I should know I was throwin em off my roof~
    Is it just me or is there a high chance that Russel had a slightly demented childhood XD still funny all the same.

  • @salcolpitts9225
    @salcolpitts9225 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mine would be its raining men, hallelulah!

  • @laganas2008
    @laganas2008 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frank Skinner was great in this episode.

  • @dsbnfifhqwergf
    @dsbnfifhqwergf 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY SCOTCH EGG LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was raining cats and dogs last night.
    I should know, I was throwing them off my roof.

  • @JimiDjango2112
    @JimiDjango2112 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy's dancing at 1.52 XD

  • @mtlson
    @mtlson 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are you watching me for? Look out the fucking window!

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Temperatures high as 50 celcious... I LEFT MY DOG IN MY LANDROVER!!!"

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Depression over Scotland now the weather" lol

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    She was the best!!

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Rokuyasama, you need to go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. The original one for that joke was either going to be "I am the first gay captain of the Enterprise. Bum me up." or "I am the first gay captain of the Enterprise. Beam up me."

  • @blkcnzproductions
    @blkcnzproductions 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Captains Log: Just seen some aliens, OMG LOL WTF :)"

  • @Rokuyasama
    @Rokuyasama 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the federation of gay planets- open your docking bay and prepare to be borded!
    -Pure genius Frankie!

  • @gabriel1205
    @gabriel1205 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    They've stated that the point system doesn't really exist. Dara just gives 'em to whomever he feels like, same with the final victory :P

  • @polobear1111
    @polobear1111 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    So here's the summary:
    Monday shite, Tuesday shite, Wednesday shite Thursday bollocks.
    Can't fucking beat Hugh Dennis.

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hers are the best.

  • @zekeboy24
    @zekeboy24 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha, very funny!!!

  • @emilkon
    @emilkon 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The sun shines brightly over london today."

  • @Zenn_Chan
    @Zenn_Chan 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @methenium i love it when he insults scotland

  • @Mp5Drummer
    @Mp5Drummer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tax disc joke needed more laughs!

  • @OPTIKUK
    @OPTIKUK 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha Andy Parsons @ 1:08

  • @frapestyle
    @frapestyle 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    more? he's on every episode! lol

  • @quizman1967
    @quizman1967 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    And now the summary:
    Monday shite
    Tuesday shite
    Wednesday shite
    Thursday bollocks.

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spock's dad was the Vulcan 🙄

  • @Scibble1000
    @Scibble1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:13 Frankie is not amused

  • @Michylawhty
    @Michylawhty 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's happened to me. It should work now

  • @magicaIpineapple
    @magicaIpineapple 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's frankie

  • @bistoha
    @bistoha 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    yay

  • @FrederikEngelmand
    @FrederikEngelmand 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    A cloudy with a chance of burning brimstone

  • @littlemissmello
    @littlemissmello 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had it too at first. I thought he was childish to the level that was just ridiculous rather than funny, but I've seen a lot more of him now and I've come to appreciate him. He's still not my favourite but when I see him come on a show that I was watching I do go: "Oh, hey that's Russell Howard!" instead of "Oh no, that's Russell Howard!" which it used to be XD
    It's something you just have to like I suppose (:

  • @TheScrummy9
    @TheScrummy9 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    See Frankie Boyle's face at 3:11 after the joke.

  • @bbygalkc
    @bbygalkc 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    what you watching me for....look out the fucking window

  • @smallrossy
    @smallrossy 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was going to record on sky + but couldn't darn =(

  • @frapestyle
    @frapestyle 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    sorry thought you said Boyle, lol

  • @Skelex20
    @Skelex20 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'M A FUCKING SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR AND HERE I AM TALKING TO THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORM PEOPLE
    xD

  • @crxcify1x
    @crxcify1x 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tatty bojangles OMG WTF LOL :)

  • @UKenn78
    @UKenn78 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forecaster:
    There's a 50% chance of rain and a 100% chance I'm going to get pissed tonight.
    I hope the heavy rains don't uncover the bodies I buried.

  • @Alzerak
    @Alzerak 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    temperatures could rise to 31 degrees
    SHIT I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR!!

  • @ironictoaster
    @ironictoaster 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone ever notice that Frankie never laughs at other peoples jokes. He must think they're all shite.

  • @debbiesmale7421
    @debbiesmale7421 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats russell howard how can u not like him :O

  • @79tazman
    @79tazman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks bright for the weekend got three grams of coke in my pocket and the wife on holiday

  • @rubino83
    @rubino83 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    People in the red shirts always die. Someone in the yellow shirts was clearly worried about color-bleeding, as they should be.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    'What're you staring at me for? Look out the f***ing window!', possibly the only non-racist joke Gina's ever done.

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    And now the weather...actually, I don’t know why we bother. Sunshine, rain, gales, snow - the British public with moan about it regardless!

  • @CrowFan01
    @CrowFan01 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....and now a weather forecast map for the blind!

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I get why it was funny... One of the members of Star Trek could be acting all picky about the red & yellow tops. Still, sounded a little bit bleedin' obvious the first time I heard it. :|

  • @aps6666
    @aps6666 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    ohhhhhhhhhhh thats what she was saying. I was wondering what the fuk she was on about. I laughed anyway cos she said smiley face.

  • @Rarzna
    @Rarzna 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha, "temperatures could reach up to 31 degrees- shit! ive left my baby in the car" :L

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am in the wrong smeging television programme

  • @thespectralchannel
    @thespectralchannel 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright - which one of you ate my scotch egg?!
    ...well I thought it was funny

  • @NarutooftheRasengan
    @NarutooftheRasengan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This part of the country is going to stay hot and wet for quite some time because that's where my girlfriend lives. Oh yeah!"

  • @xWhocrazy2197x
    @xWhocrazy2197x 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Btw skellex it's not king it's ambassador

  • @samd9699
    @samd9699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is Andy doing at 1:53???

  • @jakebagnall
    @jakebagnall 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at Frankie Boyles Face at 3:13, He likes that was SHIT!

  • @domino9133
    @domino9133 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what is the joke behind captin catty bojenkles?

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was raining cats and dogs last night I should know I was throwing them off my roof
    What are you watching me for look out the fucking window

  • @mobubabe
    @mobubabe 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    And sadly it was pathetic.
    Apart from that i LOVE Gina.

  • @yourparadise09
    @yourparadise09 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha frankie Boyle "This part of the country is going to stay hot and wet for quite some time... 'cause that;'s where my girlfriend lives OHHH YEAH! "

  • @Superbruv07
    @Superbruv07 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @domino9133 It was a running joke on that particular episode. Forget what it means, breasts i think?

  • @funkyfranx
    @funkyfranx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @anderson9132
    Ahhhh, screw that >:(

  • @Salmon1BWFC
    @Salmon1BWFC 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    go 2 iplayer

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    very funny scotty now beem down my clothes

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @domino9133 Tatty bojangles.

  • @KraftProtz
    @KraftProtz 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for ruining the line for me now. -_-