Google Translate Sings: "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3940

    Gotta love Thailand....While you're here I made a video with Google and it was awesome :D th-cam.com/video/My7IustRZd4/w-d-xo.html

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Now all we need is for you to give us the full version of that little snippet at the end and we all can rest in peace while waiting for you to put the Google Translate Songs up for download, or is that a violation of copyrighting and stuff?

    • @amyjohns4196
      @amyjohns4196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I'm from Thailand! Love your videos Malinda, they make my day. Keep up the awesome work.♡♡♡

    • @jacobmielke1223
      @jacobmielke1223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like this translate went to some dark places...

    • @hellothere3630
      @hellothere3630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The link says my7lust

    • @charwhite2829
      @charwhite2829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Malinda Kathleen Reese hi

  • @thysmallestofthecacti4641
    @thysmallestofthecacti4641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4141

    How I end arguments:
    "It's not valid.
    *Goodnight."*

    • @20Unbelievable06
      @20Unbelievable06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! the person next to me probably thinks I'm completely insane at this point. totally worth it! xD

    • @vintagedoctor7128
      @vintagedoctor7128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "ah, but kind person, its morning"

    • @eatrocks6704
      @eatrocks6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      XD AHHH IM DYING XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @someotherworldlybeing3167
      @someotherworldlybeing3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You’re cheating on me with Thailand.
      On the other hand it’s not valid. Goodnight

    • @harrietyes
      @harrietyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    "I am an angel. On the other hand, it's not valid. Good night."
    Same.

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      flutesruleforever Same, honestly! XD

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      flutesruleforever exactly i don't actually sleep, so.......... Yeah

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha, nice username. I also play the flute.

    • @ihopeyourlove1993
      @ihopeyourlove1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg xD

    • @bluestonetimes7264
      @bluestonetimes7264 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ikr.

  • @Sage_017
    @Sage_017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me"
    Google Translate: "I love me"
    Yes, google, we get it. Self love is important.
    But I don't think that's the point here

    • @dvorah7516
      @dvorah7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      chriz joy maramara lol 😂

    • @_sunflower_4900
      @_sunflower_4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      *i am beautiful, and beautiful*

    • @dux697
      @dux697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wow someone's humble

    • @aditiagrawal8750
      @aditiagrawal8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Star Shadows it's not valid

    • @nobadart5957
      @nobadart5957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666th like-

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    “My son and I play in the dark and in my arms without feet and legs”
    Me: *dials 911*

    • @crazebanana6432
      @crazebanana6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Don’t worry she got in court and read something but the judge thought
      That she did not need that

    • @Destinyty123
      @Destinyty123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XD XD XD

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Maybe he's an amputee, guys. Maybe he's just an amputee, *please.*

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAO! I keep reading this & laughing my ass off every time!

    • @vitormanuel9889
      @vitormanuel9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crazebanana6432 Child, suddenly in the dark touching me

  • @angelinaranyal384
    @angelinaranyal384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    *"He is my daughter , I'll be your husband"*
    Ya I died.

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah how does that work

    • @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke
      @GabrielHernandez-zp1ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too. I replayed that part 100 times 🤣🤣

    • @zarfishanmustafa3868
      @zarfishanmustafa3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahahhahaha same

    • @harlycorner
      @harlycorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I laughed so hard that I wet both my eyes and pants

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was dead years before this because too much laughing because of TRANSLATOR FAILS

  • @izzyf.5478
    @izzyf.5478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    “Yes I’m a woman, and I have more power than I have” -Google Translate 2017

    • @alexanderdumas123
      @alexanderdumas123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Izzy F. This should be on a shirt.

    • @alexanderdewolfe8461
      @alexanderdewolfe8461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexanderdumas123 I lol'd too hard at this

    • @margantsovka007
      @margantsovka007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats what i want to be written on my gravestone

    • @somewitchery417
      @somewitchery417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lia Addams I want that to be my last words

    • @cutepanda1188
      @cutepanda1188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saab3670
    @saab3670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    "He is my daughter, I'll be your husband." Whattt?? 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @kimmy_mejia931
      @kimmy_mejia931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Shamzie Armi yeah because a boy is suddenly a daughter and not a son and now she’s a husband not a wife 😆 idk what I’m doing with my life

    • @jansmith3613
      @jansmith3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is the freedom of choosing your gender in lyrical form.

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kimmy_mejia931 likely a trap

    • @AAhmed-ug6zd
      @AAhmed-ug6zd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's genderbending the peeps

    • @chickennuggetchuck198
      @chickennuggetchuck198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There's only one possible answer
      Transgender

  • @camx8027
    @camx8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that"
    Middle school relationships in a nutshell

    • @angelapawluk3614
      @angelapawluk3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @blumoon212
      @blumoon212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @thesnekshed4380
      @thesnekshed4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My straight friends: he’s cute!
      My trixic self: sorry he’s a boy, there is no hope in that

    • @ShayerSUtsho
      @ShayerSUtsho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even without looking at your name I got the distinct feeling that you're a woman

    • @blumoon212
      @blumoon212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShayerSUtsho Who ?

  • @BixLovesMiley
    @BixLovesMiley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy."
    That's actually really sweet and caring!

    • @somewitchery417
      @somewitchery417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s probably just to make up for someone taking the kids

    • @Thebigtc
      @Thebigtc 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No, that's ground-level marketing.

  • @virgillefort256
    @virgillefort256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4455

    Perfect: The story of the narcissistic abusive mother

  • @tinafric1813
    @tinafric1813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    _If Ed Sheeran was a self-centered woman_

  • @hopebagel3514
    @hopebagel3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Popular Girls be like:
    "I am beautiful and beautiful"

    • @therussianpeanut1328
      @therussianpeanut1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Teerada Samanmit i a girl

    • @ArabelaNacs
      @ArabelaNacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@therussianpeanut1328 i a girl

    • @zagnose
      @zagnose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ArabelaNacs i a girl

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therussianpeanut1328 i a boy

    • @WickedMMFWCL
      @WickedMMFWCL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I a tomboy. Sorry I just saw a pattern and thought id follow it. What I meant to say is I'm a. Boyish girl. Also known as a tomboy, but some people don't know that's what tomboy means, so that's why I said boyish girl

  • @fleetwoodmacklemore
    @fleetwoodmacklemore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have"
    -Google Translate, 2017

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "I have more power than I have"
    Sounds legit

    • @greenwing1305
      @greenwing1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I accidentally disliked your comment because I was laughing too hard. LOLOL (just fixed it)

    • @eppxk
      @eppxk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duh!

    • @dragonsaregreat1948
      @dragonsaregreat1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The floor isn't made of floor

    • @otterwithadarkside4422
      @otterwithadarkside4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Yes I'm a women. And I have more power then I have!"

  • @wizard1494
    @wizard1494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    " (I'm sorry, he's a boy)
    (There's no hope in that) "

    • @nightcorelovernamedemily4460
      @nightcorelovernamedemily4460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SkyDrop lol boys kinda suck if they are rude

    • @damonferrara3637
      @damonferrara3637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This part's true.

    • @stefa_
      @stefa_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nightcore Lover named Emily lol so too girls

    • @wuzzyyy_
      @wuzzyyy_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aedix The Cat my mom the second im born

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ava Linehan God will not permit you into heaven.( Not being rude just stating what I believe in.)

  • @aparnasrijith5654
    @aparnasrijith5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Yes I'm a women .
    And I have more power than I have ."
    "He's my daughter , I'll be your husband"
    ~google translate 2017

    • @pikawesome8401
      @pikawesome8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google translate be supportin em LGBTQ

    • @kissssneyreyes4005
      @kissssneyreyes4005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #transparenting sorry i'll get out...

  • @discoverdrones9210
    @discoverdrones9210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    *"Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have"*
    -GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2017!

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    1:51
    "Yes I am a woman
    and I have more power than
    I have"
    -Google Translate 2017
    XD

    • @felicvik9456
      @felicvik9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Google translate is the most nonsensicle feminist in the world

    • @darthgames3
      @darthgames3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@felicvik9456 people with Minecraft pfps cannot be trusted

  • @MirkaKaroliina
    @MirkaKaroliina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "Somebody took our kids?" Killed me xD

    • @emmag.7142
      @emmag.7142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was Google translate who took them!

  • @juliecohngreene
    @juliecohngreene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This sounds like a court statement of some sort where she’s trying to get custody of her kid and randomly starts telling her life story.

  • @lightningdg5562
    @lightningdg5562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "He is my daughter, I will be your husband"
    *_what_*

    • @lemonfork1152
      @lemonfork1152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Screw gender roles!

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gay detected 😂😂

    • @Facelessheep
      @Facelessheep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lightning The Dragon i thought you said you were a woman???? 😂😂😂

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is one of the more messed-up relationships I've seen in a Google Translate song. Nobody seems to even KNOW their gender or what role they're trying to be, somebody took their children, and they don't even care because they were just boys anyway. FAMILY OF THE YEAR, EVERYONE!

    • @rickrolledsoul3920
      @rickrolledsoul3920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sound kinda.. incestious..?

  • @tannem2006
    @tannem2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    'I see the front of my eyes. Wait, how does that work?'
    Mirrors, my dear

    • @zozupskystar8639
      @zozupskystar8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved this comment...also 200th like!

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, ok. I was thinking of The Headless Way (meditation) , but I guess mirrors works as well.

    • @BlueStar4040
      @BlueStar4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kdemetter whaa- I was thinking abt mirrors and dreams

  • @elena-fs9kf
    @elena-fs9kf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    "Who took the children" 😂

    • @leylacummins7843
      @leylacummins7843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don’t know, I just don’t know...

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Somebody took our kids."

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      CPS. She liked playing with them in the dark.

    • @codymondeel7767
      @codymondeel7767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      elena 13
      I took the children

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that.

  • @frozendaffodil3272
    @frozendaffodil3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Google translate: "I'm an angel"
    Also Google translate: "It's not valid"
    Me: oh you probably forgot to renew ur angel license

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4437

    "I am beautiful and beautiful", Well, She's not wrong....

    • @geradhuman3971
      @geradhuman3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      James Slick neither you're

    • @jackm867
      @jackm867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gerad Human what

    • @phroggothephirst6288
      @phroggothephirst6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      When some girls have too much confidence(But not Melinda)

    • @jackm867
      @jackm867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Why does everybody in this comment section have bad grammar

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      K mate

  • @helili
    @helili 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Person: So what do you and your kids do together
    Me: Oh we just play in the dark without our legs, nothing special

  • @teodorajovcevska1888
    @teodorajovcevska1888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    “He is my daughter,I will be your husband” wait what?😂

    • @functionleia3703
      @functionleia3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh that first line sounds really transphobic not sure about the second part though

    • @chirpchirpy123
      @chirpchirpy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fanfic authors be like...

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    2:44
    “My son and I play in the dark
    In my arms
    Without feet and legs.”
    “Child in the dark, touching me.”
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      google translate is a perv 😂😂

    • @jellyseafoamm
      @jellyseafoamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      3:29 i think this is the what happened next

    • @wlouderback02
      @wlouderback02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      XD

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "When I read in court, do well"

    • @coolqueen456
      @coolqueen456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      im crying this took a weird turn

  • @denaejoy612
    @denaejoy612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    I love how the song is so silly but u sing it with so much passion😂😂

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      her harmonies are lit

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Unicorn Child she's great at vocals and her expressions are perfect

    • @denaejoy612
      @denaejoy612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julz XD yeah

    • @linafilms
      @linafilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep lol I’m dying 😝

  • @bryce4395
    @bryce4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    "I'm an angel
    On the other hand
    It's not valid
    Goodnight"
    Me in a nutshell lolol

    • @eppxk
      @eppxk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂 😂 😂 😂 Bahaahagahagahagagaghhhaa

    • @tooth_butter9258
      @tooth_butter9258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

    • @AradoX0
      @AradoX0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The utterly perfect ending, to a [lacking fitting adjectives here. Could ask google. But then again - just no] song.
      Really, simply beautiful ending. I'm still dying of laughter here!

    • @orrinpants
      @orrinpants 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eppxk I used google to translate spaghetti language to English. IT WORKED! I'm sorry your needs are not net

    • @orrinpants
      @orrinpants 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @ohhaihooman6776
    @ohhaihooman6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    "They are boys too, but we do not have much love" 😂

    • @settledown_em
      @settledown_em 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      **small voice from the back** gaayyyyyy

    • @gracesal8139
      @gracesal8139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Sorry, he is a boy there is no hope in that"

    • @rvaem
      @rvaem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *im gay*

    • @feeldatrythm1703
      @feeldatrythm1703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "He is my daughter, im am a husband"

    • @averlynnerorytarmidji9235
      @averlynnerorytarmidji9235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How can a daughter be a boy

  • @helo3808
    @helo3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "child suddenly in the dark, touching me"
    *wait*

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    Somebody took our kids.
    Me as a parent.

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can relate because I’m a kid

    • @hazimhamid4992
      @hazimhamid4992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Found your kid. It's right above my comment

    • @pickletickle9563
      @pickletickle9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayyyy I was the person who got it from 999 to 1,000. I can now tick that off the bucketlist

    • @katjaristanovic9076
      @katjaristanovic9076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @reaganac3233
      @reaganac3233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      monika u

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    Am I the only one questioning the lines of child abuse?

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you mean

    • @valerieflores3165
      @valerieflores3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uncharted Raider yeah what do you mean?

    • @insanebutnotinsane8042
      @insanebutnotinsane8042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      *My son and I play in the dark. That's creepy. And in my arms.*
      *Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me.*
      *Love, Who took the children.*
      *More and more neglected.*

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Insane But Not Insane
      This was a troll XD

    • @gmo2144
      @gmo2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do I see you everywhere

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor6069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "He is my daughter"
    Yep.

  • @kittycoolcat7
    @kittycoolcat7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I made epic story: A woman has a son, but is ashamed that he’s a boy. She makes him cook and do chose, but one day, she snaps. She starts cheating with a person from Thailand, and to make sure that the person does not know that she ever had a son, she goes out at night and kills said son. The next day, she regrets what she’d done and goes back, only for the furious spirit of her son to get revenge. This song is her reflecting on her life as she is killed.
    Give me lines to explain with this story. Please.

    • @zing9843
      @zing9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cool Google translate theory bro

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1:24 If you're looking for a product I'll get you a copy.

    • @kittycoolcat7
      @kittycoolcat7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@conlon4332 She tries to sell the son. She fails.

    • @eagenthorror
      @eagenthorror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This however fails to mention some implied child molestation by a parent. What i see in this song i a narcissistic man who molested his son.

    • @steveharris2451
      @steveharris2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kittycoolcat7 1:39

  • @samanta4115
    @samanta4115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have"
    YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT, LIKE COME ON

  • @kwarantine_kween5589
    @kwarantine_kween5589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me"
    "WOAH, WOAH!"
    I died laughing 😂😂

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    CHID SUDDENLY IN THE DARK, *TOUCHING ME*
    *Yes hello, police?*

    • @mattieharrison1635
      @mattieharrison1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panda_Cat 95 lol I Know right

    • @Chick3n_wing
      @Chick3n_wing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Panda_Cat 95
      Yes that the woman right here

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chid

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahem.... CHID 😬

  • @night2rose436
    @night2rose436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “What if Ed Sheeran’s Perfect was put into several different layers of Google Translate?”
    Me: oh well than it ain’t so perfect, ain’t it?

  • @jadeandblood
    @jadeandblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I love that every "Oooo" faces makes a weird look everytime 'son', 'child' and 'dark' is mentioned in the same sentence, and then there's one unbothered Malinda who kept singing.

    • @CorticalCirclet
      @CorticalCirclet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yep....except for "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me." That one was beyond the pale, and all the vocalizing Malindas were horrified. Sounds about right.

    • @Chorsanoidka
      @Chorsanoidka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      look! another comment where I made the holy number appear!

  • @kjupiters
    @kjupiters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    "I am beautiful and beautiful." Okay, you are 😂
    Every lyric in this song is so fckin funny 😂😂

  • @iangonzalvo4716
    @iangonzalvo4716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" isnt this a plot for a horror movie?

    • @debbskyj
      @debbskyj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Carlo Ian Gonzalvo especially when they have no arms or feet and then she ends up in court lol

    • @tea5805
      @tea5805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      more like an illegal porn plot

    • @lukathefennecfox2423
      @lukathefennecfox2423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “GOOGLE TRANSLATES PERFECT BY ED SHEERAN (GONE SEXUAL)”

    • @thythegamer4244
      @thythegamer4244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Debra Jefferson ummmm....how do you have exactly 666 likes............your the next horror movie

  • @justap5155
    @justap5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Google Translate :"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me "
    Me: Wait what?!

    • @bcrooky8509
      @bcrooky8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably a child trying to wake up their mother at 2am because they feel sick...

    • @justap5155
      @justap5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bcrooky8509 Yeah... definitely ;)

  • @alicetutton06
    @alicetutton06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6367

    3 weeks ago: “I must marry Korea”
    Now: “But Thailand kissed me”
    Does google translate have a fetish for countries?

    • @oliviagruss2378
      @oliviagruss2378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      AllyThe Charizard What video is the Korea one from

    • @chickenpie7836
      @chickenpie7836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Just Around the Riverbend Olivia Gruss

    • @tiaradactyl1518
      @tiaradactyl1518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR

    • @Amanda-zg4lq
      @Amanda-zg4lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      AllyThe Charizard Hetalia

    • @eleanorbarkla2765
      @eleanorbarkla2765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      hetalia

  • @melchanningly9610
    @melchanningly9610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "I love me"
    "I am beautiful and beautiful"
    "I know that I am an Angel"
    Wow, Google translate really does think it's Perfect.

  • @user-kq2vw5hh1t
    @user-kq2vw5hh1t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    ,,Please prefer our favorite favorite"
    - Google Translate 2k17

  • @noodlearg9745
    @noodlearg9745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    Lets all say a huge sorry to Ed.
    This version is better, I’m sorry

    • @sombrv.
      @sombrv. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I l ove you ed but sorry its true so Yea but it be true i am FOXY the pirat fox so y a r h a r F i d d I e de de You are a pir at only fnaf fans wil l understand

    • @strawb3rry_seeds367
      @strawb3rry_seeds367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cora Nelson I like 5 nights at freddys and all, but what?

    • @chayanin-_-8085
      @chayanin-_-8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True but yeah......😢🙏🏻😔

    • @Bromine35br
      @Bromine35br 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @Miku-uw2sl
      @Miku-uw2sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Doesn’t matter what the lyrics are, nothing can beat Malinda’s voice

  • @rochelloelofsen6471
    @rochelloelofsen6471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "I'm sorry he's just a boy, there is no hope in that" lmao

    • @SnowyHilly
      @SnowyHilly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rochell Oelofsen Very Feminist song

    • @britsaunders7901
      @britsaunders7901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      הילה שורץ feminazi song*

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna quote that so much

    • @hopez.4901
      @hopez.4901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite part

    • @Anko3342
      @Anko3342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's just a boy, and she's just a girl. Can't i make it any more obvious?

  • @ruby7458
    @ruby7458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    "He is a boy, there is no hope in that."
    I love how most of her songs are a little gay in some way

    • @Jursutin
      @Jursutin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I didn't see it in a gay way I thought it was more like "ughh I've had enough of boys"

    • @ntm4
      @ntm4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Yup, she prefers countries now (Thailand in particular).

    • @alien-vj2hd
      @alien-vj2hd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      knightingale that would just be fucked up

    • @gaylefetalsana9413
      @gaylefetalsana9413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha.. Aaaaand. There it is. Thats what I thought too!!

    • @robinj1482
      @robinj1482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sorry he’s a boy 😂

  • @charo1554
    @charo1554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Doctor:so whats your problem?
    Me:Baby had a great nap in hand.

    • @agkittycakes7149
      @agkittycakes7149 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Bored iiii

    • @mizucakes
      @mizucakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Relate to your name

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor: Dear, It's okay, tonight....

    • @albond
      @albond 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AgKittyCakes7 14 Don't spam.

    • @emeraldturtle8393
      @emeraldturtle8393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor: Darling adjust your hand

  • @confusedscreaming5380
    @confusedscreaming5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Love, who took the children?"
    "Dear, you killed a child."
    I am sensing a pattern...

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    First sentence “I love me” ... yup this is going to be great xD

  • @kal_cite
    @kal_cite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    legend says that she's still asleep, and dinner's still not ready

  • @musicaltrash3567
    @musicaltrash3567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    *is dinner ready yet*
    *Just be patient*
    *I'm hungry*
    *S A M E M E E V E R Y D A Y*

  • @emoelmo7185
    @emoelmo7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “We are confident that time is over”
    Girl, what you’ve created is a song that warned us.
    *it was a sign*

  • @mizucakes
    @mizucakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have"
    *-google translate 2017*
    Im laughing so hard
    Edit: OMFG THIS IS LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER I GOT SO MANY LIKES NOT EXPECTED AT ALL XDDD I WANTED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION 😂

    • @Azarathboy
      @Azarathboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eva Kamysheva Empowerment quote right here

    • @rawasrandomchannel9729
      @rawasrandomchannel9729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eva Kamysheva i

    • @leapriscan4507
      @leapriscan4507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eva Kamysheva honestly, same

    • @albond
      @albond 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eva Kamysheva Sounds like something Hilary Clinton would say... Just my opinion...

  • @MidnightTheKitten
    @MidnightTheKitten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy"
    "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it"
    "Please prefer our favorite favorite"
    Okay, so apparently Ed Sheeran is now a person on TV trying to sell us something that has spaghetti flavors...

    • @TheAlienPoison
      @TheAlienPoison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's SATAN'S RESTURANT!

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SATANS RESTAURANT ONLY SELLS PASTA!

    • @itz_gacha_meh4937
      @itz_gacha_meh4937 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@destinyyoung7347 you can find pasta as you bleed

  • @pb222221
    @pb222221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Sorry, he's a boy"
    "There is no hope in that"
    Ouch. What a way to turn someone down.

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:20 When you're very self confident and running out of adjectives.

  • @thisisforaproject5021
    @thisisforaproject5021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    So, I think this is what has happened:
    Malinda, a feminist, has sons and a daughter. Someone has taken her children, so she is trying to find them. She is in the dark, so the children touch her. But one of her sons doesn’t have arms or legs. Malinda also thinks very highly of herself, and doesn’t like boys. Also, she’s not sure if she is living. She’s also in a relationship with Thailand, the father of her kids. Being in a relationship with Thailand allows her to get products and give you a copy. She is a huge narcissist who French kisses Thailand and doesn’t know if she is alive or dead. Thailand will jump to protect her at any point in time. She apologizes to any parent who gets a son instead of a daughter. She is also very hungry, so she’s asking Thailand to get certain spaghetti flavors. She read in court to become the president and ban boys from America, and her acceptance speech is on a mountaintop with random skiers. (She thinks sometimes that she is a boy though, so she thinks she is Thailand’s husband sometimes)
    MOTHER BONDING WITH HER KIDS MUCH?
    Comment stuff I should add!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ThisIsForA Project but don't forget she's someone's husband

    • @thisisforaproject5021
      @thisisforaproject5021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Darius Davis She must also be Thailand’s husband!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ThisIsForA Project also she french kissed Thailand, and is a huge narcissist, and she doesn't know if she is dead or alive, and her love is personified enough to jump

    • @wallewaltz
      @wallewaltz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg this is so fucked up dgkjlsd

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ThisIsForA Project also she may or may not killed time and loves spaghetti flavors

  • @Charmynox
    @Charmynox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that."
    me as a lyric

    • @xoopaxoopa414
      @xoopaxoopa414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charmynox lol egalitarianists be like-

    • @stabwoundblues
      @stabwoundblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that as soon as that played

    • @hashmeme
      @hashmeme 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was so accurate though omg

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME AF 😂😂🔫🔫

    • @kaylaanderson1760
      @kaylaanderson1760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words were never spoken

  • @Fromdunyatoakhira
    @Fromdunyatoakhira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I know who took the children. Child Protective Services took them after hearing this very alarming song 🤣

    • @gavinoaw
      @gavinoaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, that's exactly what happened! 🤣
      This comment made me laugh so much 🤣🤣
      I love how towards the end the song started to sound a little like a child molester's testimony in court!

    • @Trintin
      @Trintin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinoaw “If you’re looking for a product, I’ll get you a copy” she’s trying to bribe the jury!

  • @mostannoyingscaramain
    @mostannoyingscaramain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I am beautiful, and *beautiful."*
    "Sorry, he's a boy, there's no hope in that."
    "But Thailand kissed me"
    "Had a great nap, in hand, more and more neglected."
    "Fear in your Favorite music, if you're looking for a product, i'll get you a copy."
    "But you hear, dear, my dinner."
    "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have."
    "Love, who took the children-" *(Hol up-)*
    "They are boys too, but we do not have much love."
    "You probably have a lot of [$37 M] things.."
    "Darling adjust your hand, he is my daughter, I will be your husband"
    "I see the front of my eyes"
    "Without feet and legs" (....)
    "Dear, it's okay, tonight."
    "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it"
    *_"But I know, that I am an angel,"_* (Damn, modest much?)
    "It's not valid, *goodnight."*

  • @carlijn.meijers
    @carlijn.meijers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    'Sorry he's a boy there is no hope in that' 😂😂
    'Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have' 😂😂

  • @matiskrawiec
    @matiskrawiec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "My son and I play in the dark
    And in my arms
    Without feet and legs"
    Yeah... Sure...

    • @ronamaeloyola8187
      @ronamaeloyola8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ...and scan more

    • @AntoineViallonDevelloper
      @AntoineViallonDevelloper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I burst out loud at that one. I'm crying of joy 😂

    • @minerva147
      @minerva147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Alabama intensiefies*

    • @As_Silent_As_Forest
      @As_Silent_As_Forest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No wonder somebody took their children

    • @lakegulian3598
      @lakegulian3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minerva Holmes oh my god you made me spit my apple juice- yes I’m a child I love apple juice

  • @pauldixita9760
    @pauldixita9760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    He is my daughter and I'll be ur husband
    OMFG
    😂😂😂

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Hey thanks for babysitting how'd it go?"
    Me: 1:05

  • @amberpearson6795
    @amberpearson6795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "My son and I play in the dark, and In my arms, without feet and legs" wtf!!??? 😂😂

    • @adobongbutiki4321
      @adobongbutiki4321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amber Pearson so creepy tho 😂

    • @starship2143
      @starship2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sharktwoth
      @Sharktwoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber Pearson Google Translate

    • @wingdingsgaster1614
      @wingdingsgaster1614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Read it as: My son and i played in the dark in arms

    • @yoMC18
      @yoMC18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is underrated

  • @juliawburn2352
    @juliawburn2352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I know that I am an angel.....on the other hand....it's not valid. goodnight

    • @Mihnea_Darian31
      @Mihnea_Darian31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In my country is night, so it is valid, this means i will say Good Morning!

  • @mayajoy7248
    @mayajoy7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    SO MUCH of this is right up there with Gradually Watermelon. Google Translate seems to have a thing about Ed Sheeran.

    • @arielgaray302
      @arielgaray302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maya Joy
      Who wouldn't have a thing about Ed Sheeran 😍😅😅😅

    • @mariamhassouna3335
      @mariamhassouna3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @honee_vii
    @honee_vii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ok.
    WHY DO YOU SING SO WELL?!
    JESUS

  • @rika6108
    @rika6108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have*
    Very inspirational, google, thanks.

  • @literally_just_art8952
    @literally_just_art8952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that"
    Me, a lesbian: me too girl, me too

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally_Just_Art *slides in to replies* hello where on earth are you

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😓😦

    • @boyboss3322
      @boyboss3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im also lesbian

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Screaming fangirl Daisuki
      Oh noes, it’s a gay.

    • @leticiadantas2741
      @leticiadantas2741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "they are boys too but we do not have much love" preach

  • @Randomperson-xh7jw
    @Randomperson-xh7jw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Jump to your favourite parts-
    0:05 I love me
    0:12 My love just jumped
    0:15 And my leader continued
    0:20 I am beautiful and beautiful
    0:28 I'm sure I'm living
    0:36 Sorry, he's a boy
    0:39 There is no hope in that
    0:43 At this point I'm willing to give you
    0:51 But Thailand kissed me
    0:54 Your heart is mine
    0:58 We will keep yourself in front of you
    1:04 Baby
    1:09 Had a great nap
    1:13 In hand
    1:16 More and more neglected
    1:20 Fear in your favourite music
    1:23 If you're looking for a product
    1:27 I'll get you a copy
    1:31 But you heard,dear,my dinner
    1:44 Yes, I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have
    1:52 One day his fate unites
    2:00 I have the power
    2:03 To love and keep my confidentiality
    2:07 Love,who took the children
    2:13 They are boys too, but we do not have much love
    2:18 You probably have a lot of things
    2:22 We are confident that time is over
    2:30 Darling,adjust your hand
    2:34 He is my daughter, I'll be your husband
    2:38 I see the front of my eyes
    2:44 My son and I play in the dark
    2:52 And in my arms
    2:55 Without feet and legs
    3:00 And scan more
    3:03 When I read in court, do well
    3:09 I do not need this
    3:12 Dear, it's okay tonight
    3:19 Random people skiing
    3:30 Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me
    3:41 With spaghetti flavours, you will miss it
    3:44 Please prefer our favourite favourite
    3:48 Amazing in my mind
    3:52 But I know that I am an angel
    3:58 On the other hand
    4:02 It's not valid
    4:10 Good night
    And for those who broke the replay button-
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05
    0:05

    • @user-hd1np6cq2w
      @user-hd1np6cq2w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TYYYY :3

    • @user-hd1np6cq2w
      @user-hd1np6cq2w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god I broke the I'm a woman and i have more power than I have ;-;

    • @maxngr
      @maxngr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ~ Achievement unlocked ~

    • @evcaaa
      @evcaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG how much time did you spent on this?

  • @apodofseals
    @apodofseals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Who took the children?"
    Judging by some of the other parts, probably Child Protective Services.

  • @galathyns
    @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    *YES I'M A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE* - #googletranslate2K17
    Edit: HOLY HECC THAT'S MORE THAN MY OWN LIKE THX GUYS

    • @robertjoey1063
      @robertjoey1063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Google Translate for president! It seems to support feminism, gay marriage, anti-racism and many other things!

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Apparently the Ed Sheeran is a girl, who is a husband and has kids, and a narcissist, and is really hungry, she's an angel, she likes to nap, she neglects things, she is crazy and likes scary things and she French kisses Thailand, and she really likes power that is more than what she have and someone took he children

    • @galathyns
      @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XxDachshundxX Productions that sounds about right

    • @thisisforaproject5021
      @thisisforaproject5021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR WORLD RULER 2020!

    • @kwookie1535
      @kwookie1535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YAAAS♀️

  • @leylacummins7843
    @leylacummins7843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    When perfect becomes more perfect...

  • @werewolftitan9038
    @werewolftitan9038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    3:33
    Child, this is why you lost your feet and legs...

    • @snoproblem
      @snoproblem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can't screw with diabetes, it'll mess you up.

  • @tamasjambor8668
    @tamasjambor8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Is it weird that I listen to these Google Translated songs more than the original songs?

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nope, most people, who discovered Malinda, listen to her versions rather than the original songs. It's how the universe works.

    • @Naisavrein
      @Naisavrein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Croftice1 I second this!

    • @josef-1209
      @josef-1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I find them more fun to listen to than the original songs, lol.

    • @isidorvestin1053
      @isidorvestin1053 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @addison4597
    @addison4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “Darling adjust your hand, he is your daughter, I will be your husband”-google translate 2017

  • @mqrxia
    @mqrxia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    where i live, there's like a trend to dance on "perfect" by ed sheeran at your wedding.
    but at my wedding i will dance on this.

    • @gryphka
      @gryphka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES ME TOO

    • @ak-lr7wy
      @ak-lr7wy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol! It’s official!

    • @jacklynbakare8521
      @jacklynbakare8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes me too

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you don't plan to have kids then.....

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will too if i get married if i do not i will try to meet any of you

  • @TrumpTube123
    @TrumpTube123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "It's not valid. Good night."
    -Malinda Kathleen Reese

    • @vi9486
      @vi9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TrumpTube NONONONONOOOO it's google translate 2k17

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I feel like this song is about a couple of two Karens who desperately wanted a girl, but then they realised it was actually a boy and neglected him :(
    Then came along another Karen, took the child and the first two were left with nothing.

  • @neema.-.4606
    @neema.-.4606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    I need Ed Sheeran to react to this 😂❤️😭👌🏼

    • @bluestonetimes7264
      @bluestonetimes7264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg true

    • @kahhoegoh1557
      @kahhoegoh1557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      REACTION TIME!!!!!!!!!! :)

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Omg yassss he would seriously be so confused

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Neema he may be otherwise engaged - because Ed just announced his engagement!! Let's hope it will be perfect!!!

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shiny Sylveon I KNOW!
      💑💕💟💗💖💋💍💎🎩💘💓💞😅
      That's enough emojis - Ed!

  • @athdawg27
    @athdawg27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    me as a worker in a beauty shop...
    *If you're looking for a product...I'll get you a copy.* 😂

  • @theblackstardisciple
    @theblackstardisciple 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Sorry he's a boy" "yes i'm a woman and i have more power than i have" " there are boys too but we do not have much love"
    FEMENISM!

    • @claudiucampan7954
      @claudiucampan7954 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrInVeNT DROId 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaix7891
      @kaix7891 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrInVeNT DROId ikr!

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrInVeNT DROId yeah I noticed that. What was with the daughter ill be your husband shit? Translate got messed up

  • @Naisavrein
    @Naisavrein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How is it that each of Malinda's songs get better/funnier each and every time you listen to them?! Love it!

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    This is such a dark song about a narcissistic mother who most likely feels suppressed by men. This leads to horrible abuse and incest with her sons. She always wanted to have daughters and tries to take the male role in her obsessive relationship with Thailand, most likely because she feels that as a woman, she has less power than she has. She eventually ends up in court and her children are taken away. Very sad, I don't understand how people can laugh about this.

    • @matteo7319
      @matteo7319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      omg :)) i never thought of that

    • @NoodleSoup56
      @NoodleSoup56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Bruh...

    • @genevieve2128
      @genevieve2128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Gamer Chan And Gamer kun it’s called a joke hon

    • @MishaMinion327
      @MishaMinion327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      But she thinks she did nothing wrong so she declare herself inocent in court (Im an angel). They don't give her her children back, but she starts having allucination as they are still there, like the smell of the spaggetti she used to cook them (when she remember to make them dinner, as she often neglate them. I think the story is pretty clear and make total sense

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That spaghetti flashback thing is really deep. There might be a lucid moment when she sings "amazing in my mind", like for a moment she starts to realize it's just happening in her mind.

  • @crocodile5902
    @crocodile5902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "I'm sorry it's a boy, there's no hope in that" sounds like a trap to me

    • @nadiagonzalez9297
      @nadiagonzalez9297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how lesbians come out

    • @lavenderlylin
      @lavenderlylin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nOT ALL BOYS

    • @Trekki200
      @Trekki200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a third graders love story

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F 6 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    THIS IS LITERALLY A GIRL SUDDENLY DROPPING HINTS THAT SHE IS HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS?

    • @maria-xf7bp
      @maria-xf7bp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that she's a lesbian!

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen the Look What you Made Me Do one 😂😂😂?

  • @attheedgeofbrink2317
    @attheedgeofbrink2317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "If you're looking for a product" would've been the perfect place to sponsor *raid shadow legends*

  • @Haunted-dark-Umbreon
    @Haunted-dark-Umbreon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I'm dead" said everyone 2k17
    Tbh, i needed this :') i was having a anxiety attack and this made me grin

  • @cellulardata6297
    @cellulardata6297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Fear in your favorite music"
    pretty much this series

  • @bnice2mepls
    @bnice2mepls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I’m beautiful... and beautiful

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We went from self confidence to *child, suddenly in the dark, touching me*

  • @nightcoregirl9147
    @nightcoregirl9147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Sorry he's a boy, there is no hope i n that"
    This just tells everything about my crush 😂

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I somehow did not even begin to process how amazing and hilarious this one is. Why is it always the Ed Sheeran translates that become the best? it's so hard to narrow down just even 5 favorite moments in this one.

    • @erikatoledo2804
      @erikatoledo2804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let us not forget how in shape of you there was the birth of gradually watermelon 🍉

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seal Sixfour ikr

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hidden Star yeah!
      *Slowly picks up watermelon*

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly what I mean by the GTS with Ed Sheeran being the best. I have to wonder what other gold mines we'll see from his music later on.

    • @saswatibiswas6770
      @saswatibiswas6770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seal Sixfour i agree!

  • @galathyns
    @galathyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Malinda: Goodnight *awkwardly scoots off the screen* AND WHERE WAS THE "WHY YES I THING I LIKED THAT

    • @danandchristineharbour2538
      @danandchristineharbour2538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darius Davis I *thing* I liked that too(I liked the comment... your comment)