So if I understood that correctly, Google Translate predicted a plague of spiders, a nine-year long major windstorm, the mid 1940s, the Cold War (only taking effect next Wednesday), eternal pandas, flying sea ice, criminal Frisbees, the government shutdown, and then threatened to beat up the news anchor. Sounds legit.
Never knew it was that windy in London. All I see is that it's normally one of the hottest places in the UK. I believe it reached 38°C on July 25, 2019, almost breaking a record set by Faversham sixteen years prior.
It gets especially bad when you remember that water spouts and hurricanes periodically just throw a bunch of spiders into the sky in most tropical regions where they come down, completely alive, all over everywhere.
The most I’ve layghed at the weather was when the weatherman ended up on the ground trying to show us where he South Pole was, and then had to do the weather on the down there because he couldn’t get up XD ... this was a close second.
Weather report: Spiders, at least 70, pandas, 9 year windstorm, flying icebergs, arrested frisbees, shutdown of school and government, cleaning the sun, juice, stalkers, and celebrating hot air? We’re screwed
@@krzysztofsomian4956 Current events in the USA indicate that it will probably happen sometime next year. Then again, they've managed to get through the last 4 years, so who knows?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 how do you even kill those big bastards if they get in the house, if you hit it with a fly swatter the only thing that will happen is that it gets annoyed, right ? wouldn't you almost need to use a shotgun to kill it ?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 surly they have some sort of hunting permit system. where i live guns are illegal unless you are a hunter or an active member of a gun range
2:22 is the best IMO, ''Since Jupiter's death, some of them even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee'' wait, what?? XD
I don't know. Are we? Maybe this statement refers to the results of this cold war being felt on Wednesday, which will make it a quick tension! Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is March 12, 1947, when the Truman Doctrine was issued, beginning the first Cold War. Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is a history show. Who knows?
After all this time I haven't still gotten over Jupiter's death...I can't stand his empty place...especially when he's not there to protect the frisbees against the victims of 15000 mph...rip
How about Google translates philosophical quotes? . . . if Google turns the weather into 70 imminent spiders, I'm curious to see how badly it mangles Socrates and Plato. XD
We do not know if you have nothing. -Socrates Strengthening say they are something. -Plato (Some claim they said "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." and "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.", but that's obviously propaganda)
Original (Rene Descartes): I think, therefore I am. Google Translate: So I think. Original ( Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz ): We live in the best of all possible worlds. Google Translate: We live in all possible worlds.
"hey you cleaned the sun hunny? " "Yes moon pie, i feel so hot after that" "Btw you saw in the news that a frisbee has been caught arrested for killing jupiter?" "Yes moon pie, also my wounds have recovered after the cold war wednesday" "Oh nice hunny! Dont touch the wet sugar tho it might kill you" "Ok hunny"
@@katie2142 I was scratching my nose and as I removed my had, a spider was just crawling on it. Now I check everyday ti see if I've turned into spider-girl. (True Story)
"There will be a huge windstorm in the north-east for 9 years" "...victims of the 15,000 miles per hour" Good luck New England. *ESCAPE AS FAST AS YOU CAN*
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@crossfalconx5 I used the my fav part before” if it is red, I am not a sausage. But after a few ti me it came to this: “Steven Universe recently wrote in front of the creators, 'There's no hot dog like Cannes.”
The top 1 fact about space learned from this vid : A frisbee thrown at 15,000 miles per hour shockingly traveled to space and sadly hit Jupiter causing it's death , which was later arrested.... Rip Jupiter 🥺 Another fact is that , this vid is killing me , I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 HELP ME 😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂😂🤣🤣
When you're wearing a panda-themed bathrobe all day and microwaving food because you're too tired to cook: "Panda all the time. Heat is enough for twenty-five seconds."
@@Pablo360able He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to have spiders all over his body after all was said and done (i hope i wrote that correctly)
Oh my God, not exactly sports, but now I want to see Google Translate try its hand at pro wrestling commentary. Just the names of the moves alone should be incredible.
Even though the results of the Cold War were felt throughout the mid-1940's, at least they didn't have to deal with the invasion of at least 70 scattered potentially poisonous spiders or a chilling cold death resulting from the flying sea ice forecasting whether or not they will eventually make it through this post death of Jupiter world.
davincent98 You beat me to it! Venom is active (injected) poison is passive (ingested). Venomous spiders and snakes, poisonous frogs and mushrooms. Although some snakes are poisonous too, from eating poisonous frogs and stuff, so that is a little loophole for snakes.
It all started when the weather map was stolen (possibly by someone who is upset by the water being replaced by juice) A chance of lightning, light, and Caesar makes GT want to forget the whole week. Then hoards of spiders fall from the sky, but it's okay because we can kill them with wet sugars. Sadly this method won't work on the windstorm, which is predicted to last for nearly a decade. Time travel, presumably to escape spider rain, flying sea ice, and prolonged windstorms, results in the Cold War, which gets hot for 25 seconds. At this point a supersonic frisby is arrested for the murder of the planet Jupiter. Spotting the problem, Google Translate shuts down the government and takes over. With the government out of the way, global warming can finally be fixed by just cleaning up the sun. Unfortunately, GT is not a benevolent dictator, and is now engaging in mass surveillance, and if you try to do anything it will fight you.
No wonder the frisbee was arrested when it flew its victims at 15,000 mph!
How did they arrest a 15,000 mph frisbee ? (X-Files background music)
Nooo Jupiter!
After reading that the only thing I can think of is Jack Black screaming DECAPITATION
Lol
lmao
It’s cloudy with a high chance of getting literally everything wrong
Pretty much describes Pittsburgh weather 😂
Meteorology is a science of studying entropy in our atmosphere, 'predicting' is not doable but we do get pretty close
@@rewrose2838 I think they meant Google Translate XD......
high chance of meatballs. you mean
At least google tried... we have to give it credit for keeping us entertained
Can't wait for 2028 so that I can comment 'finally that storm is over'
BlueHighSky ikr, I mean, us new Englanders ( Idk if you are one ) will be sun deprived for 9 years.
There is 228 likes-
BlueHighSky yes.
Same
@@andymac8437 Facts
"panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds" "It's ok to have burning pandas in your cake"
Google translate doesn't like pandas.
@@_MattG_ Google translate likes pandas. Eating them, that is.
“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” 🐼🐼🐼🐼
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy which video is this line from?
@@WarmBreadBearBuddy i cant find it
“Eh, let’s forget this week” lmao
Me after every schoolweek 😂
Lotte Roelandt lmao same
Me
Me every Friday
Me right now tbh😅
"I'm your host, Wanda Melon..."
"Wanda Melon"
"Watermelon"
*"GRADUALLY WATERMELON"*
Wat?
Watermelon hello
😱😱😨
🎵Gradually watermelon🎵
*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*
So if I understood that correctly, Google Translate predicted a plague of spiders, a nine-year long major windstorm, the mid 1940s, the Cold War (only taking effect next Wednesday), eternal pandas, flying sea ice, criminal Frisbees, the government shutdown, and then threatened to beat up the news anchor.
Sounds legit.
don't forget that jupiter died
And Ceasar IV
Well, the government shutdown part was right.
I was amazed by the fact that it predicted the shutdown of the government
YAY NO MORE SCHOOOOOOL(jk)!!!!!
"A major windstorm will be prolongued to 9 years"
London climate in a nutshell
Never knew it was that windy in London.
All I see is that it's normally one of the hottest places in the UK. I believe it reached 38°C on July 25, 2019, almost breaking a record set by Faversham sixteen years prior.
Just the UK in general
@@Frostfern94 Especially the coastal areas with the wind electricity farms.
4 years left I hope it ends soon
*When The Frisbee killed Jupiter....*
@Lightning Boy
At last.... JUPITER GOT JUSTICE!!
@@jia.shx7 YES
JUSTICE FOR JUPITER
Lightning Boy the space police? I think you mean ‘the victims of 15,000 miles per hour’ xD
@@viper7526 Justice for Pluto, first!
*We will get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least 40 degrees*
Me: NOPE, I quit, I'm staying in!
So true
How do you think us arachniphobic Aussies feel
Sorry if there was a typo
It gets especially bad when you remember that water spouts and hurricanes periodically just throw a bunch of spiders into the sky in most tropical regions where they come down, completely alive, all over everywhere.
Sounds like Australia.
Just use some wet sugars used for killing
Wet sugars can be used for killing? My evil plans are coming together. Thanks Malinda
Mine too. Google Translate is the best. Hey, maybe we should work on a plan together sometime. Everyone would be doomed!
@@thesirensystem maybe. But don't blame me if it causes your own death
@@agathascrustyfingers5214 I can handle it. At least I'm not completely hopeless against a bolt of thunder XD
Remember they can only be used in the “first few years”
@@WinterDutchie already in green and emphasised, even if it isn't an attribute
“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.”
“Heat is ideal for 25 seconds”
Google translate is trying to make a panda cake...
SECTION RATIO GENERAL!
YOU REALLY IS A DAY OF BRAVE!
Aussie egg I never got a kangaroo from you.
I'm glad we live in a galaxy far far away Master, we don't have to deal with these stuff.
Cam you translate an airplane safety talk?
That's a great idea!
omg we really need a video like that 😂
YAS
Ooooo! Yes!!
YES
Never laughed so much at the weather report befor. I'm happy right now not to live in america. A spiderfront comming in sounds harsh.
I'm happy not to live in America because we don't get the weather forecast in Fahrenheit, inches and MPH. Seems utterly bizarre in 2019.
I know right? If you want to laugh again, try studio c’s weather report 😂
Last time I laughed this much at the weather, they were forecasting a temp of 50....there was 2inches of snow and it was falling hard.
The most I’ve layghed at the weather was when the weatherman ended up on the ground trying to show us where he South Pole was, and then had to do the weather on the down there because he couldn’t get up XD
... this was a close second.
I personally look forward to it. Spider Rain is so uncommon around here.
Usually Australia has a monopoly on it, because of course Australia!
“Thanks, water, we are running juice this week.”
*later*
“But let’s forget this week.”
I guess we went back to water.
She said wanda
XD
@@cosmickittyz read the subtiles....
"Thank you, water, please leave this week."
after that,
"But don't forget to walk this week."
I say goodbye to the other side of the lake.
@@cosmickittyz she said water
The alarm in your voice when you say "This map has been taken!" is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
it reminds me of "A body has been discovered!". dont ask.
T a k e a m a p
"Shutdown of school and government"
Oof.
Google Translate predicting the future.
Yay
I wish xd
She called it
Google has never been so...
*R E A L I S I C*
"However, let's take a look at this weekend"
"But let's forget this week."
Yeap, like how every of my weekend should work.
My weekend is...
"Let's take a look at this weekend-"
"BUUT let's forget this week!"
Me: I mean why not :)
Weather report: Spiders, at least 70, pandas, 9 year windstorm, flying icebergs, arrested frisbees, shutdown of school and government, cleaning the sun, juice, stalkers, and celebrating hot air? We’re screwed
Sooo...2020 in otherwords.
@@Chokah its over, no news today
@@maryeditsp5372 oh no, 2021 is the continuation
@VirusDoesArt, aren’t you forgetting Jupiter’s death, 15,000 mph winds, Caesar waiting to get into heaven, the Second Cold War, and lethal wet sugar?
Congratulations, you’ve just described 2020.
“Cold War Wednesday”
All in favor of making this an official holiday to have a day off from school?
i am!
@@S4BT00NZ I’m down
Can we have work off too? Because I guarantee they’d still make me work if it was the middle of a war
the new hot girl summer
yep
2:43 The shutdown of school and government
Good timing
But the government's already shutdown...
@@lgmmrm *And So Will School*
@@lgmmrm now you know why.
@@lgmmrm ikr but there are high odds that she did it before it happened
Too soon
I'm so glad to hear that the victims of the 15,000 miles per hour are going to arrest the frisbee for its crimes.
Angelica Schuyler I’d definitely want some justice.
YES ARREST THE FRISBEE
Yep. Also, love your username and profile pic!
All of the police officers are probably going to be Roman considering the fact that the frisbee killed their king of the gods.
Malinda: we will announce the shutdown of school
2020: *_got it_*
Pfffft
What about goverment?
@@krzysztofsomian4956 Current events in the USA indicate that it will probably happen sometime next year. Then again, they've managed to get through the last 4 years, so who knows?
@@lydiaboyle4158 Yeah, we haven't died yet
and *government*
"tommorow we'll get spiders scattered atleast 70 and at least 40 degrees."
People with arachnophobia: OH HELL NO
at least ( if it is 40 celsius ) everything will burn easily, should make quick work of the spiders
Australia: First time?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 how do you even kill those big bastards if they get in the house, if you hit it with a fly swatter the only thing that will happen is that it gets annoyed, right ? wouldn't you almost need to use a shotgun to kill it ?
@@ninus17 I’m not Australien but I think guns aren’t even allowed in Australia. Soo maybe they just live with the spiders?
@@hewumajerfloopman4079 surly they have some sort of hunting permit system. where i live guns are illegal unless you are a hunter or an active member of a gun range
"have come to arrest the frisbee!"
I died lmaoooooooo
"Let's forget this week" is what I actually think after every weather report.
Finally someone commented on this 🤣
The sun is 4.603 billion years old and it hasn't been cleaned once. Glad to see we're *_finally_* getting to it.
@The Goddess Of Edhe *It's a ball of heat. I'm pretty sure it does more than sterilize it's surface*
@@emanatingf u know it was a joke right?
@@justanotherrandomperson180 Yea I was being dramatic
The poor sun! It needs to be cleaned!
The sun's gettinf toxic.
2:22 is the best IMO, ''Since Jupiter's death, some of them even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee'' wait, what?? XD
I'm guessing that Saturn (the father of Jupiter) had thrown that frisbee from Tartarus to Olympus.
ah hell naw 😭😭😭
RIP Jupiter
A really long time ago-2019
Google Translate killed it
JaysonDraws 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was about to comment that 😂😂😂
I think the frisbee was the one who killed Jupiter with the 15,000 miles per hours. That's why they arrested it.
JaysonDraws actually no the frisbee killed it
At least Jupiter's had a good run.
"Hot air and celebration!"
Another victim has been claimed to the Translator Fails Laughing Too Much Disorder (TFLTMD)
The Noteblock Lizard I have fallen victim to TFLTMD so fricking many times. GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!
Hi. I like your minecraft songs. Bye
Ah yes, TFLTMD. Had to go to a doctor last time I got it. Had me laughing my eyes out for WEEKS!
I think I have that
@The Noteblock Lizard its called traafticopinlismoniclasinma
Manic Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Cold War Wednesday.
Nightfeather please have 1029202 likes
Clean the sun Thursday
Google Translate Thursday
Dangit, now The song Manic Monday is stuck in my head.
Gildaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
“we will feel the results of this cold war wednesday” Wait, We’re in a cold war?!
I don't know. Are we? Maybe this statement refers to the results of this cold war being felt on Wednesday, which will make it a quick tension! Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is March 12, 1947, when the Truman Doctrine was issued, beginning the first Cold War. Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is a history show. Who knows?
Me in 2022: yes ❤Ukraine
We are now. 🙄
TOO SOON
yes…
"Heat is ideal for 25 seconds."
Sadly, this is why we don't have many panda all the time.
Pandas need pistols to survive
Only chicken chicken in the heat of the heat can survive. Pandas can't, as they turn into burning pandas in cakes.
Or it could just be that pandas don't like it in hot weather (we do come from China and Nepal after all). 25 seconds of heat is all we can stand.
@@japanpanda2179
I was thinking a different kind of heat, but that too.
No one:
Google: ...Have come to arrest the frisbee
No wonder it doesn't come down
It killed Jupiter!
the 15,000 mph winds
"Let's forget this week!"
2019, a summary.
Lol yup
eeeeeeeeexactly
You thought 2019 was bad?
@@luna_belle hehehe
More like 2020
*"panda all the time, heat is Ideal for 25 seconds"*
-Google Translate 2019
That one got me. 🤣
“Panda all the time.”
My new life motto.
“Heat is ideal for 25 seconds.”
So true!!
Now that's a motto I can get behind!
heat for 25 second
So we're cooking the pandas?
@@Wnoynxx Wait, no, please!
DracoMalfoy77 weird I’m wereing a panda costume
Wait .....
20% of wet sugar are used for killing
Wow You are good at chemistry 👏👏👏👏👏
XD
And that Sugar is cocain or heroin.
@@Vortexiiixii Oooooohhhhh!!! That's smart!! I didn't think of that!!!!
Tomorrow we'll get *_spiders scattered_* , at least *_70_* .
Well they could be flying spiders 😁
PLEASE NO.
marshrover V Plz no
marshrover V well so far I haven’t seen those scattered spiders... and tomorrow became today!
NO NO NO
Google Translate is me trying to re-word a paragraph for an assignment 😂
After all this time I haven't still gotten over Jupiter's death...I can't stand his empty place...especially when he's not there to protect the frisbees against the victims of 15000 mph...rip
Lol.. 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That stuff about the Cold War beginning right after the mid-1940s was historically accurate. Eerie.
A history lesson
Not only that, but it began on Wednesday, with the Truman Doctrine (March 12, 1947): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_Doctrine
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Very interesting. Now Google Translate is accurate.
Bad translator attempted to make a new holiday
“Back to you, Wanda.”
“Come on, you...”
😂
1:25 Ok, 1 year has passed, 8 years to go til the storm is gone!
5 more years
almost 4 years, give it some time
Yes
4 more years
only 4 more years guys
*"WE’RE STALKING YOU
"*
Лаура 🤣
OH NO!
Should I close my curtains..?
@@mizzurithemenace nope, nothing will save you from Google Translate and scattered spiders
@@diadia5634 hhhhhhhh- NOT SPIDERS-
How about Google translates philosophical quotes? . . . if Google turns the weather into 70 imminent spiders, I'm curious to see how badly it mangles Socrates and Plato. XD
We do not know if you have nothing.
-Socrates
Strengthening say they are something.
-Plato
(Some claim they said "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." and "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.", but that's obviously propaganda)
Saturn and Pluto
Original (Rene Descartes): I think, therefore I am.
Google Translate: So I think.
Original ( Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz ): We live in the best of all possible worlds.
Google Translate: We live in all possible worlds.
2:55 see what your block is.
*WE’RE STALKING YOU*
LMAO
first
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth.
"hey you cleaned the sun hunny? "
"Yes moon pie, i feel so hot after that"
"Btw you saw in the news that a frisbee has been caught arrested for killing jupiter?"
"Yes moon pie, also my wounds have recovered after the cold war wednesday"
"Oh nice hunny! Dont touch the wet sugar tho it might kill you"
"Ok hunny"
Lol
Oh no
*insert panda crashing through a window*
"Moon pie, the panda is back again"
This is the only weather report I need.
EDIT: 200 likes? Thank you!
Can confirm.
Except for the part at 1:07! *_JUST NO! NOOOO WAY IN HECK!!!!!_*
"Tomorrow, we'll have spiders scattered, at least 70"
2020: write that down!
Pls no!!!
Ohhhhhhh No 2020.....You will not! ( I have severe arachnophobia)
It's 2021, still waitin' for them spiders.
@@gerardolareu8415 Its's February 2021 still waiting for spiders
@@katie2142 I was scratching my nose and as I removed my had, a spider was just crawling on it. Now I check everyday ti see if I've turned into spider-girl. (True Story)
Poor Jupiter...
I do hope that frisbee got what he deserved!!!
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Malinda being slowly Disturbed by Google Translate gets me
0:07 I heard that as I'm your host Watermelon.
Now I watched 10 hours of gradually watermelon.
If you do it it actually does sound like wandamelon
Me too
Wait what did she say?
@@gbyedna it sounds like it too
It is Wanda Malone
"There will be a huge windstorm in the north-east for 9 years"
"...victims of the 15,000 miles per hour"
Good luck New England.
*ESCAPE AS FAST AS YOU CAN*
Gray would like to know your location
Gray doesn't need your location, he'll just blow up the earth
Toxicbean78 Gaming
Ah yes. Another Gray viewer.
some body
He would just find some way to kill everyone in the most devastating and terrible way
j
Yes i do have a fear of flying sea ice.
My favorite Steven universe quote: "If every porkchop we're perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." translated into: "If it is red, i am not a sausage
PERFECTION 😂
Can I use this????
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@crossfalconx5 I used the my fav part before” if it is red, I am not a sausage.
But after a few ti me it came to this: “Steven Universe recently wrote in front of the creators, 'There's no hot dog like Cannes.”
Since Jupiter’s death, some of them, even the victims of 15000 miles per hour,
Have come to arrest the frisbee.
Frisbee killed Jupiter
Happy Dominoes And flung it’s victims at 15,000 miles per hour.
I happen to be watching this with my cat named Jupiter
Oh no
I have several questions.
That Google Translate meteorologist really shouldn't have passed her college education XD
Wanda Melon? This meme is "gradually" going to take over the internet.
,,,
Yessssss
....... GET OUT
I heard Wanda Bell the first time... Wanda Melon is priceless!
HAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
The top 1 fact about space learned from this vid : A frisbee thrown at 15,000 miles per hour shockingly traveled to space and sadly hit Jupiter causing it's death , which was later arrested....
Rip Jupiter 🥺
Another fact is that , this vid is killing me , I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
HELP ME 😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂😂🤣🤣
Im dying of laughter. "Panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds"😂
Such is the sad state of panda conservation. 😔
“See us see what your block is”
*wE aRe StAlKinG yOu*
damn, i dont allow stalking without consent
thats why i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE nestle crunch
Hameedullah Mohammed AAAAAAÆEEEEEEE
Shnitsls
Is no one going to comment on how the anchor's name is Wanda Melon???
I think they will...Gradually....
I was just about to when I saw your comment!
Bahahahaha! 😂🤣
My idea
Grad Jewely x Wanda Melon. OTP
We got this, 4 more years until the storm’s over.
If it started raining spiders I'm pretty sure I'd have a heart attack.
There has been occurrences of raining spiders in Brazil
I wish for it to rain men
@@callmeravenlee1972 hallelujah
I hate spiders
No I would love it and my sis... She will just be screaming.. Oof
1:16
We interrupt this weather report to bring you you local villain's next scheme!
“A major windstorm in the northeast will be prolonged to 9 years”
See you in 2028!
At least im in the south east
@@cryinqsxftly i'm in northwest
@@pokedex1152 phew
2020 NO
What if this actually happens in 2028?
"See us see what your block is."
"WE'RE STALKING YOU."
Wanda Melon... Wanda Melon.. Wanda... Water...
Watermelon 🍉
Very clever Malinda
*GRADUALLY WANDA MELON*
I see R.E.D. on your pfp 👌
oh we all know the flying sea ice always comes on cold war wednesdays :/ but at least they'll finally arrest the frisbee!
The frisbee will PAY for killing Jupiter!
Jupiter was innocent ;(
“Come on, you...” 😂😂
When you're wearing a panda-themed bathrobe all day and microwaving food because you're too tired to cook:
"Panda all the time. Heat is enough for twenty-five seconds."
"Spiders scattered."
Better stay inside that day.
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.
@@Pablo360able He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to have spiders all over his body after all was said and done (i hope i wrote that correctly)
Me too. Bad weather
Godzillaman I’m terrified of spiders.
Yeah there’s bad weather this week!
"A major windstorm in the northeast has been prolonged to 9 years."
I'm outta New York.
A year has passed already 8 years to go
Soon soon soon! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (in a creepy voice)
“Thanks water were running juice this week”
*2 seconds later*
“Let’s forget this week”
Welp I guess we went back to water
No, the week after juice is milk, obviously.
“Tomorrow we’ll get spiders scattered, at least 70.”
2020:Hmm...
You almost killed me by making me laughing too much
She did a video about that!
She doesnt like these comments btw
Please do sports next! I want to see Google butcher team names.
omg YAS
yes!
Paul yes
Lol yes
Oh my God, not exactly sports, but now I want to see Google Translate try its hand at pro wrestling commentary. Just the names of the moves alone should be incredible.
I love malinda's reaction to everything google translate does, lol.🤣😂😃😅😂😂😂😂😂
even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee lol
*"Twenty percent of wet sugars were used for killing in the first few years"*
Me: Well that just got dark real quick-
“...As we will announce the shutdown of schools and government.”
*Laughs in 2020*
Did Google Translate just predict the future?
🐖🐼
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🐼👁👄👁👁👀👁👄👅👁👁👅👁👅👁👃👃👃👃 face
@@cureaura2023 yes
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 mind blowing
Rip Jupiter
4.6 billion BC - 2019
@Dp Sm *LOL*
Google translate: let’s forget this week!
Me: what about this year?
Suddenly GT got some cold war flashbacks.
FUCKIN ' NAM
The Cold War was in 2 world war
Nope, new one seems to be on the horizon if it isn't already happening.
@@emo8613 no, the Cold War was _after_ the second world war.
@@nathanschmitz2302 oh boy, about that…
"Panda all the time"
you trying to say something about me
Lol
Lmfao
“Back to you, Wanda..”
*”COME ON, YOU-“* 😂😂
1:55 :
Me: I think Google Translate is teaching us how to cook pandas.
There's nothing wrong with applying heat to pandas - Google Translate
"But let's forget this week."
(Insert relatable situation)
R.I.P. Jupiter (4.6 BYA-2019)
@Educationist l hope it's at least five life sentences for that
4.6 BYA-2020*
get the year correct
@@bearynoice1121 *facepalm*
@@bearynoice1121 🤦♂️
@@bearynoice1121 this vid is made *10 JANUARY 2019*
Goggle: schools are shutting down
...too soon
2020: yeah, just a bit
Edit: IM A DUMBASS I KNOW SHUT YOUR SHUT/hj
I was about to comment that. And this is so recent!
@@afonso.d.v.rodrigues same
I LOVE GOGGLE!
Aye Snow can you passe the Goggle's?
@@SuperNova27629 aifkskncns im sorry i cant type-
"Tomorrow we'll get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least forty degrees."
Wait, Why are there so much spiders in my room?
At least 70
There’s more then 70.
"Thanks water. But we are running juice this week."
Water: *Forever alone*
I do not care whatever I’m doing. Whenever I get your notifications all else is suddenly less important. Love you 😍 ❤️💫
New Translate Fails = immediately stop what I'm doing and watch. 🙂
Even though the results of the Cold War were felt throughout the mid-1940's, at least they didn't have to deal with the invasion of at least 70 scattered potentially poisonous spiders or a chilling cold death resulting from the flying sea ice forecasting whether or not they will eventually make it through this post death of Jupiter world.
Poisonous or venomous?
davincent98 You beat me to it!
Venom is active (injected) poison is passive (ingested). Venomous spiders and snakes, poisonous frogs and mushrooms.
Although some snakes are poisonous too, from eating poisonous frogs and stuff, so that is a little loophole for snakes.
Flying sea ice. Is that another word for hail?
I laughed at the "Come on, you!" at the end, it's hard not to keep rewatching.
The shutdown of school and government
Corona: you don’t say?
Lol
" Panda all the time"
That's me 😋🤣 and
Rip Jupiter😖😢
It all started when the weather map was stolen (possibly by someone who is upset by the water being replaced by juice)
A chance of lightning, light, and Caesar makes GT want to forget the whole week.
Then hoards of spiders fall from the sky, but it's okay because we can kill them with wet sugars. Sadly this method won't work on the windstorm, which is predicted to last for nearly a decade.
Time travel, presumably to escape spider rain, flying sea ice, and prolonged windstorms, results in the Cold War, which gets hot for 25 seconds.
At this point a supersonic frisby is arrested for the murder of the planet Jupiter. Spotting the problem, Google Translate shuts down the government and takes over.
With the government out of the way, global warming can finally be fixed by just cleaning up the sun. Unfortunately, GT is not a benevolent dictator, and is now engaging in mass surveillance, and if you try to do anything it will fight you.
Why haven’t more people seen this comment! This is gold!
Nani?! A coherent translation of GT?! Who are you and what did you do to GT?!(Lol)
You forgot the eternal pandas
How have not more people seeing this
GTS: With at least 70 spiders scattered around
*Me, an Australian whose scared of spiders*: *screams in spider*