@Dacia Williams we wear a green and white vertical lined blouse and a skort (which reaches our knees and is just a short with a peice of fabric only in the front wtf) a tie and we have to wear leather black shoes *trust me you wouldn't*
@@hanahezli1828 I wish the original comment said this so I didn't have to go through the replies lol, but that's mainly funny because senorita is also a Shawn Mendez song
Yeah, seriously. I haven't been dress coded yet this year (high school teachers are far more relaxed than middle school teachers were), but last year one time, I was dress coded for wearing capris. I was dress coded because my ankle was showing! My freaking ankle!
If you add the Temples, that is, the fictional characters Francis Durbridge invented (Google it, if you are too young to know whom I mean), that story would be PERFECT! P.S. My cat adores them, too 😉.
In her Havana video, she mentioned the fire down under, and in her Into The Unknown there were a few references to Nordic countries and fire, plus attacking the moon. This may be a puzzle
*There's Nothing holding me back:* A religious, antisocial, turkish rebel that believes one can fight the moon, tries to socialize at school. After being appalled by the education system, the rebel gives up and allows other people to use their blogs, they then get confused by why their wrist is so distracting when they suddenly find a baby. *Treat Me Better:* A maladaptive daydreamer, who does not like lying and has a cat that worships temples, gets dragged into a murder mystery story.The characters in the story are Mr. Conroy, a drunkard who is the second to die, a female psychic who gets raped, a trans, another female who dies very early. After a few disputes about evidence and containers the maladaptive daydreamer realizes that the killer was them all along. *Mercy:* A young private named "Centipede" has a fear of mummies, while trying to face this fear, the private dies. Another private named "Salmon" uses mathematics to grab private Centipede's ass, while doing this, it is revealed that private Centipede is not dead and proceeds to ask private Salmon to crush him. Private Salmon then tranforms into a heartless being of painless death. Private Centipede is then awoken by Libby. *Stitches:* A zombie who is taller than a hippopotamus, becomes nippless and has amnesia, after attacking a duo of humans (one named Teresa) he finds pasta (body parts) in the blood. He believes he is a dick as he realizes that Teresa was breasfeeding a baby. After he somehow loses his clothes he goes to the sea and wishes for a ship.
If you are dying, pie 🥧 You can find pasta 🍝 as you bleed and Smoothies 🥤 falling on his knees Who knew there is a lot of food in the Shawn Mendes songs
And Treat You Better is one of the whiniest songs ever. It comes off more like he's bitching that the girl's with another guy and not him even though the song portrays it as him trying to save the girl from an abusive relationship.
That's strange.... Shawn Mendes's songs when translated have inappropriate things, ships and Death. SHaWn mENdeS Is a BiG MaD tITanIc fAN omggg (If you didn't understand - "Shawn Mendes is a big mad titanic fan)
Well I mean... the song also talks about temples that worship cats, and about mummies... was he a fan of ancient Egypt too? If not, then probably coincidence.
Franfu I don’t know any of the original lyrics, but I have definitely heard all of them at one point. I would like to hear a full gts of treat you better. It had interesting stuff about babies, cats, mr conroy and a girl that must be a boy and more just in a matter of seconds. It has to have more stuff to it.
First Divination class at Hogwarts "Professor I have a question!" A student leans forward to touch a crystal ball "Do not touch this thing!!!! You can see in the future?"
NEW MERCH RIGHT HERE!! shopmalinda.com/
Thank you to my amazing patrons on Patreon for translating these songs for me!!
Malinda Kathleen Reese Google translate sings Bebe Rexha plssssss
Malinda Kathleen Reese so cool !
Malinda Kathleen Reese smooth criminal pls XD
Google translate sings: this is gospel by Panic! at the disco
Never knew Shawn Mendes could be so GTSed xD
I almost died at least twice during this video (due to the laughter xD )
“What’s so distracting about my wrist?”
Unreasonable high school dress codes
Ava Riley-McGovern i was literally about to comment that!
I was just about to comment that!
I have uniform sooo
😢😢😢😢
@Dacia Williams we wear a green and white vertical lined blouse and a skort (which reaches our knees and is just a short with a peice of fabric only in the front wtf) a tie and we have to wear leather black shoes
*trust me you wouldn't*
ye-
"You don't have the space, Buahahahaha"
When you try downloading large games on your phone
Jacob Siron true lol
Hahahahahaha
Yes. :c
That part made me laugh so hard
The buwahahaha part got me
'If you are dying, pie'
*Death rate drops to 0%*
i wanna like but it’s at 69
@@saturnisgay69 it is 175 like already
@@wow-roblox8370 mk
-100% actually
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:44 “Lost wine”
“The wine has arrived”
It took pretty long
Lol
Omg
Mariana Tarnovsky yeah over a year
Where is it?
@@hanahezli1828 I wish the original comment said this so I didn't have to go through the replies lol, but that's mainly funny because senorita is also a Shawn Mendez song
“Girls like you must be boys.”
-Shawn Mendez
Shawn Googlendez
@@thethirds1243 lmaooo
Mendes*
Trans rights
*Sean Mendez
"Now I have no clothes. I want a ship." I feel like this describes the majority of fanfiction
Aretia113 true! 😂
YUP
Aretia113
Stop spying me
*_i half choked on my drink when I read this oml_*
👏 AMEN!
"If you are dying, pie."
If i were a doctor
Ervia Tangerine lol
The dying one is like "tf???"
somehow that part reminded me of Heather the musical
*Muffin not pie
SAME
"You can find pasta as you bleed"
Me: *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA!*
Creepypasta*
You can find Slender as you bleed*
THE HORROR!
See you in hell satan
I'm guessing satan wants you to die so he tricked you with pasta
“and maybe I should try to meet and socialize”
*relatable*
This is not my baby.
I'm not paying for child support
Same
But now I have no clothes
Ikr
Ai Musakino me every time theres homework😂😂😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: *how good do you feel when she's dead?*
That's what a detective would ask to find if you had a motive. Or smth
Me: I feel good.
Google is Satan
Guess Google will take Malinda to the pasta
Age of ultron
reversed
@@xdoorx then they'll have to walk unless either of them can drive, because the taxis are far too expensive, at six dollars per minute.
You should have used a ship as the censor bar. Then it would have truly been a censor *ship*
Kit Tyler I agree.
Kit Tyler OMG XD XD
*Y E S*
Ahhhhhhhhhh booooom
Dad?
”If you are dying, pie” Undertale in a nuttshell
Or many other games lol
Lol
pretty much
0:39
"and maybe i should try to meet and socialize"
no.
same
TZR sammmeee
Same...
2020 looked at this comment and said, “ok.”
"Well done, I'm appalled" should be the new "Thanks, I hate it".
"What's so distracting about my wrist"
Google Translate out here knowing the struggle of dress codes lmao
Or the struggle of cutters.
@Ellie Dixon-Wright Just to clarify, no I do not and never have but I know a few people who do and I do what I can for them
@Ambersea Yes?
@Ambersea Ohh ok no worries, I subscribed
@Ambersea What should we talk about?
"now i have no clothes, i want a ship"
-creepy fangirls entering a fandom
Ah yes
Yup daz meeeeeee!XD
Then malinda fanboys come to malinda-
It reminds more of that guy singing the pirates of Caribbean theme whilst naked
Meeeee
'what's so distracting about my wrists' - school dress code
Ikr!
Charlotte Kavanagh hell yes
ACCURATE
I don't get it...
YEEESSSSSSSS
The answer to everything, even death
*PIE*
π*
But who’s baby is this
@@nebula6453 Not mine😅
3.14159265 percent of not dying
@@nebula6453 pie.
“I’m a kid.”
“Please cRUUUUUUSH ME!”
My two moods.
111 LIKES
XD
That sums up all my years in public school
*DO YOU THINK IM RIP*
sameeeeeee
"Now I don't have clothes, I want a ship"
Someone please give that lady a ship so she can put her clothes on
School performance:
My cat, worshiping different temples,
So that's what my cats do when I'm not paying attention to them.
All cats are shapeshifting pagans confirmed
I was always wondering!! Thanks!
(this is a joke)
I always thought it is the other way around: Internet is giant temple, where people come to worship cats
So thats why when i opened my laptop it was on google and had images of temples
First it was "Satan take me to the pasta"
Now its "you can find Pasta as you bleed"
pasta is evil confirmed
Shiny yerp
itsjustmeow
same lol
I'd like but it's at 69.
Lol😂😂😂😂
Shiny sooooo true
“If you are dying....PIE?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best cure ofc!
@@idk-nf5dm ....etc.
Die potatoe die (know the song??)
@@idk-nf5dm I recognize the first few numbers, 3.14159, this is pie, followed by-
3.14159643415971323
"People can fight the moon, I think"
- Literally anyone in the Lunar Chronicles at some point
YES
Sums up the whole frickin series
OMS YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Idk what that is, but I thought of majoras mask
Made me think of Avatar: The Last Airbender when Zhao punched the moon, which happens to be a fish.
Death is a very prominent theme on Google Translate.
and religion
IKR
"Maybe I should try to meet and socialize."
But why would I do that when I have youtube?
ALSO I'm so excited about the new merch!
Lyn 666 likes....
Maybe I should try to meet and socialize should be on the new meach and many more that we're in the video
Education,YE-E-E-EH! WELL DONE,I'M APPALLED
Almost 2k likes
But yeah XD
Ew socialisation
"Now I have no clothes, I want a ship. " we fangirls when we enter into a new fandom.
😂😂
Jiminie BTS VT toooooooo true
Truuuuue. Honestly who else switches between ships constantly.
Calico Cat JM honestly me and bangtan
yep pretty much
"Maybe I should try to meet and socialize?"
Corona be like: No
Even before corona i was like nope
@@biboymasky2647 same
me to rona: Well done, i’m appalled.
Social anxiety be like that too.
@@biboymasky2647 same
“My cat, worshipping all the temples”
Google translate is trying to tell us something
Anahita Samie Google is a cat cult confirmed
Maybe that it's cat is worshipping all the temples?
Egyptian cats 😺⚱️ 🏺
I'm sure it's something about Ancient Egypt, you know how they worshipped cats
@@japanpanda2179 But google translate said their cat is worshipping temples..not that the cat is being worshiped..?
"And maybe I should try to meet and socialize"
*What I say to myself every day*
Same... and then I'm like, "Nah, I'm good. People are scary."
"Well done, I'm appalled" 😂😂 is my favorite
thats just me going on tumblr
It has the same vibe as "thanks, I hate it"
ScribbleHeart 504 thought the same thing!
"If you are dying, pie"
Reminds me of the hate comments song on her other channel
That was one of the hate comments 😭
"And maybe I should meet and socialize"
nah I'm good.
lol this was stuck i my head and i was singing it around the house. I sang "Maybe I should try to meet and socialize" and my mom mutters "Finally" xD
XD
PairOfDice 2 oof
Lol
OMG XD
well done, i'm appalled.
*"What's so distracting about my wrist??"* - I say as I get dress coded...
oh my god I'm crying this is so true
Yeah, seriously. I haven't been dress coded yet this year (high school teachers are far more relaxed than middle school teachers were), but last year one time, I was dress coded for wearing capris. I was dress coded because my ankle was showing! My freaking ankle!
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
It's funny until you realise it's a bit too close to reality
Still funny 10/10
This is my favourite comment
"Why waste time, Mr.Conroy?"
I choked when I heard this because my crush's last name is Conroy
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ooof
I get it.
Vittoria Negroni well that's an interesting name...? uumm
holy hades
My friend has that surname too, (but it’s a miss) but it says Vittoria Negeoni, not Vittoria Conroy....
“Please crush me” ME SIMPING FOR THAT ONE SADISTIC ANIME CHARACTER
Ok what is simping is it pimping
Ryuk
What one?
This is pure gold!!
“Now I have no clothes,
I want a ship” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead
Stitches was the most inappropriate thing ever😂
Yes
I showed this to my religious friend
They went to confession 10 minutes later.
That's what I thought
Yep.
But still funny ofc
'If you are dying, pie' sounds extremely considerate.
“I should try to meet and socialize”
Complete opposite of 2020
And 21, 22
Google translate likes fire and death way too much.
Btw, I guess I found the perfect journal for me.
IceCrystalQueen and pasta!
IceCrystalQueen I ship fire and death...she SAID she wanted a ship!
IceCrystalQueen And Satan.
IceCrystalQueen and Hilary
And babies
Smoothies falling on knees😭 such a tragedy 😭😭
"Please, thank you, good morning, Libby" Wow, so touching
walker12233 so polite
Favorite line
Like for “This is not my baby!”
Reply for “Salmon”
pinky 05 salmon
My cat, worshipping all the temples
It is higher than the HIPPOPOTAMUS.
My FAV of all time.
Simon*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Especially 'Stitches' new chorus is the most hilarious. x)
"Do not touch this thing!"
Me with my little siblings
This is me, but I have no siblings and no one my age on my street, so they touch EVERYTHING I tell them not to touch. XD
"Mummy, you have no power!"
Me every time my mum tells me to clean my room.
XD
*mom
@@DepFromDiscord mum is the ENGLISH way of spelling it. Mom is the American way of spelling it
@@DepFromDiscord ... I'm from England. And that's how everyone spells it there. Mom is American
So true.😂
"If you are dying, pie"
Dean Winchester approves
Does this count as predicting the finale?
Idk, he's kinda never not eating something
Ayyyy fellow spn fans!
"Show me mathematics/ then you will take my ass"
I study math at the University and this is so relatable to every exam.. D:
nuu indeed...
nuu It's also the nerdiest pick up line I've ever heard.
umm... i think you and everyone else in there should see a therapist...
nuu yes. Quite.
How did it get from "now that I'm without your kisses" to "I have no clothes"? LOL
Swordterranean40 I have no idea, but😏😏😏
Because she wants a ship. Duh! :P
Maybe she wants more than kisses now~
Jacob Siron uhhhh..... oh.
the same reason why it went from "aching, begging you to come help" to "yes please" :V :V :V :V
'hundred feet' ---Google-Translate---> 'centipede'
sounds legit.
That's actually the most understandable translation Google came up with. XD
Yeah, I mean centipede literally means “hundred feet”, Pede means foot/feet.
@@MatthewSmith-sz1yq Exactly what I was going to say, lol.
And centi means 100
Cent =100
Pede = foot/feet
GT: "I don't like lying."
Me: Okay pretty close GT, pretty close.
GT: "My cat, worshiping all the temples."
Me: Ah. Well. You tried??
'Cervical whiplash' and 'You can find pasta as you bleed' had me dead
You must've found lotsa pasta than.
you can find pasta as you bleed, unless satan takes you to it :)
Question: How do you feel when she died? 😂
*Pie*
Restorative item
Effects: +500 HP
"If you are dying, pie."
Gohunt001 - Toriels Butterscotch Cinnimon pie in undertale
Use in emergency only.
Special effect: super strength 1 minute.
Narwhal steve
I instantly thought of that xD
Gohunt001 - where did you get that pie?
A goat.
How on Earth did you get Mr. Conroy, Libby, Bobby, and Teresa? Google Translate must have some secret family members we don't know about.
HILARY!
I didn't do anything though...
Bobby
Don't forget Bobby. Never forget Bobby . He is not a believer and an atheist.
Don't forget Mamma Mary, Bessie, Cecila, Ali, Jamal, and Betty Heart too. 😂
"Try to meet and socialize." Like gurl I ain't going out to meet the devil creations. I rather eat sleep and repeat.
This comment is ahead of its time
Wadeeya mean mate?
°v°
Libby, Mr. Conroy, and Teresa. Sounds like a horror movie cast, or a trashy sitcom
A sitcom would never be trashy when a Libby is involved 😂
My neices are called Libby and Teresa 😂😂
@@anouskaclarke1058 show them this song xD
my history teacher is called mr conroy lmfaooo
If you add the Temples, that is, the fictional characters Francis Durbridge invented (Google it, if you are too young to know whom I mean), that story would be PERFECT!
P.S. My cat adores them, too 😉.
*SALMON*
that killed me
“Cervical whiplash” is a good band name.
make a good album name as well
Andrew Ollmann It's very punk rock
"I want to put Turkish control on the Fire" was just so random and I love it
Fluffy Boiii google translate is the commonwealth circa the battle of Gallipoli
Turkish viewers have entered the chat.
In her Havana video, she mentioned the fire down under, and in her Into The Unknown there were a few references to Nordic countries and fire, plus attacking the moon. This may be a puzzle
Girls like you ...... must be boys
Amazing 😂😂😂
*There's Nothing holding me back:* A religious, antisocial, turkish rebel that believes one can fight the moon, tries to socialize at school. After being appalled by the education system, the rebel gives up and allows other people to use their blogs, they then get confused by why their wrist is so distracting when they suddenly find a baby.
*Treat Me Better:* A maladaptive daydreamer, who does not like lying and has a cat that worships temples, gets dragged into a murder mystery story.The characters in the story are Mr. Conroy, a drunkard who is the second to die, a female psychic who gets raped, a trans, another female who dies very early. After a few disputes about evidence and containers the maladaptive daydreamer realizes that the killer was them all along.
*Mercy:* A young private named "Centipede" has a fear of mummies, while trying to face this fear, the private dies. Another private named "Salmon" uses mathematics to grab private Centipede's ass, while doing this, it is revealed that private Centipede is not dead and proceeds to ask private Salmon to crush him. Private Salmon then tranforms into a heartless being of painless death. Private Centipede is then awoken by Libby.
*Stitches:* A zombie who is taller than a hippopotamus, becomes nippless and has amnesia, after attacking a duo of humans (one named Teresa) he finds pasta (body parts) in the blood. He believes he is a dick as he realizes that Teresa was breasfeeding a baby. After he somehow loses his clothes he goes to the sea and wishes for a ship.
And now make movies out of this. I'm first in the line for a ticket to the cinema! :D
Serezel Vey Dawn hahaha xDD
maybe the baby that teresa was breastfeeding is the same one the turkish rebel finds
Lol
Google Translate The Movie! Coming Out : NOW
'You can find Pasta as you Bleed'
'Smoothies falling on his knees'
I don't think I like the Google Translated Restaurant very much...
Nalin Mazumdar I'd visit the restaurant
Nalin Mazumdar and "If you are dying, pie"
The watermelon is pretty good though.
MicrowaveGamer Yeah! But I think they should remove the "Get food if you're injured or dying, otherwise you get food dropped on your knees" rule
Salmon
Her face at "the election was accurate" made my respect for her go way up😂😂
"What's so distracting about my wrist?"
ME WITH DRESSCODES
If you are dying, pie 🥧
You can find pasta 🍝 as you bleed and
Smoothies 🥤 falling on his knees
Who knew there is a lot of food in the Shawn Mendes songs
Stitches was so messed up
HyHy Channel ikr
And Treat You Better is one of the whiniest songs ever. It comes off more like he's bitching that the girl's with another guy and not him even though the song portrays it as him trying to save the girl from an abusive relationship.
Lol dont blame malinda blame google translate XD
Ikr
@@thythegamer4244 yeah
"My Cat worshipping all the temples."
Me: *Sweats in Nekojishi*
Me: *_*Confused sweating since I'm not sure if I should sweat in Touhou Project or Nekogami Yaoyorozu_**
"Maybe I should try to meet and socialize"
Same
But in New Rules Malinda told us "no friends"
2:20 "I am a kid, please crush me" children in 2018 be like
as a 13 year old who hates her existence....yep
Oh yeah sure I should be happy because I'm bullied cuz I'm gay the hell
@@hazakurasuyama9016 oh same
Your profile picture is gonna piss off an entire transcontinental nation.
Edit: WAIT, is it because it's TRANScontinental?
Midori Gurinu what
There's Nothing Holding Me Back: This is not my baby
Treat You Better: Save you
Mercy: Crush
Stitches: Ship
My favorite Shawn Mendes song is Ship 🤣
Mine is "This is not my baby"!
@@k4zperr Me too!
Same buddy... I feel your pain XD
My favorite is Save you 😂
Oh nah, my fav is "this is not my baby"
" People can fight the moon, I think."
" I don't like lying."
" Mummy, you have no power"
"Now I have no clothes. I want a ship."
"Girls like you must be boys"
Me: *I'm ok with that.*
Me: *quiet tomboy noises*
Me: Smiles in transgender
Sam of the Stars There are multiple google translate instances which support the fact I’m trans saying girls should be boys or something
r/suddenlytrans
@@samthehypotheticaldad Me too
Laughs in transgender
“I want a ship.”
The anthem of the fan.
Deborah L. Yupyup
Yep
"If you are dying, pie!" Accurate description of the Undertale Sans fight xD
MemoryX WHeeZe
Omg ikr
And also asgore
Best comment ever
School dress code: you must cover your wrists
Me: “ what’s so distracting about my wrist”
"What is so distracting about my wrist??" YEAH DRESS CODE????
SoapyBoatman I don't get it....
Aedix is a proud Savage Sandwich The dress code in schools is messed up.
I have no clothes
I want a ship
....so a drunk sailor is shouting this I presume.
probably captain jack sparrow's next movie plot xD
"What's so distracting about my wrist?"
Pretty much sums up the fight against ridiculous dress codes😂
Shawn Mendes video: *Lost wine*
Señorita video: *T H E W I N E H A S A R R I V E D*
coincidence? probably but maybe not
That's strange....
Shawn Mendes's songs when translated have inappropriate things, ships and Death.
SHaWn mENdeS Is a BiG MaD tITanIc fAN omggg
(If you didn't understand - "Shawn Mendes is a big mad titanic fan)
Well I mean... the song also talks about temples that worship cats, and about mummies... was he a fan of ancient Egypt too? If not, then probably coincidence.
I translated ‘Baby there’s nothing holding me back’ and it became ‘Children will have freedom’...
LET THE CHILDREN HAVE FREEDOM!!!
Bro I got "Tightened to back and they baba"
“Maybe I should try to meet and socialize”
BIG BIG MISTAKE
Piano Lover I socialize... with my sheet music and piano
AGREED.
her-maybe i should try to meet and socialize
me-well done, im apalled
"This is not my baby"
Meanwhile in another GTS "Love, who took the children?"
It's in Perfect by Ed Sheeran that she did lmao
I just knew one of the songs, but I only came for your faces xDD
Franfu I don’t know any of the original lyrics, but I have definitely heard all of them at one point. I would like to hear a full gts of treat you better. It had interesting stuff about babies, cats, mr conroy and a girl that must be a boy and more just in a matter of seconds. It has to have more stuff to it.
+achu11th yes i would second that hahaha
AHhhhhhh her expressions are the besstttttt
Me too... XD
Seriously your expressions/reactions are the best part of this whole thing, and they make the translations ten times funnier.
"I can work hard on her."
"That's nice!"
69
@@harrykane3869 nice. Also, I didn't know that this song was about a masculinity complex!
Hard?
Bad?
Kinky!
Smoking
DrUgS?
@@Nobody.Animash Just fix it!
If you are dying, PIE!!!
LMAO I'm laughing so hard.
Antilli haha me as a doctor😂😂
“You Can See in the future”
WOF FANS IT’S CLEARSIGHT- SHE’S IN ALL THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIDEOS
She also wanted a ship
First Divination class at Hogwarts
"Professor I have a question!"
A student leans forward to touch a crystal ball
"Do not touch this thing!!!!
You can see in the future?"
YES A FELLOW POTTERHEAD HELLO BRETHREN
HI FELLOW POTTERHEAD!!!
POTTERHEADS UNITE
„I have no clothes, I want a ship” - Daenerys Targaryen?
omg this is so true xD
*I don't like lying*
MOM?!
3:16 nobody’s talking about when she said “I have no nipples”
That ... Wow
0:40 / 5:03 "maybe I should try to meet and socialise" Me irl 😂
Run To Stand Still me lmfao 😂
Me too
My life in a nutshell lol
That's sooo me too. I'll try to follow that Google translate advice for once 😂
may the force be with you
*girls like you must be boys*
welp my gayness just appeared again
Yeah same. I am pretty much a bou 'cause of my personality🌈
Jay Anna I was just about to say the same thing except my straightness just appeared
*laughs in ftm*
🤮
Well that explains why I’m trans then!
"Lost wine, when he die and then cry" → Seems that Google Translates wants to make and accurate description of the whole Game of Thrones story
"The election was accurate" is very appropriate recently. 😂
"Now I have no clothes, I want a ship"
Me: " That ...... Pretty much sums up Wattpad"
*sees "some fan-art"*
Me: " And some fandoms...."
Me me me
Yup
Where are the Wattpadders?🔥😍
@@thewaterymellen Here!!!
Yess
Why was the stitches part so weirdly sexual? XD
"You can find pasta as you bleed"
*SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*
Adrill YES
THE HORROR ASDFGHJKL HOLY CRAP ILLUMINATI THEME
He took you to the pasta, and now he's killing you with it? K