Google Translate Sings: "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran

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  • @frizzybladz225
    @frizzybladz225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6102

    This is the most serious line in history
    "Gradually Watermelon"
    - Google Translate

    • @mintiistrqwberri5483
      @mintiistrqwberri5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yes

    • @graduallywatermelon8544
      @graduallywatermelon8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Frizzy Bladz G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N

    • @LovelyGemini246
      @LovelyGemini246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No joke I heard shape of you today and this version was playing in my head.

    • @mehmeh599
      @mehmeh599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yaass

    • @shadowgangsta2757
      @shadowgangsta2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N
      I love how you are literally called gradually watermelon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @faeb7371
    @faeb7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4289

    “The tree”
    Best opening line in the history of music

  • @rdandplagg9240
    @rdandplagg9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3590

    I love how she is so excited when she says “I like shapes!”

    • @t_nicki
      @t_nicki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Plot twist: she really likes shapes

    • @xxspaced_outxx8857
      @xxspaced_outxx8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irk lol

    • @li-df4yx
      @li-df4yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao😂😂

    • @lycaptain
      @lycaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr 🤣

    • @ryleesmithson7956
      @ryleesmithson7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxspaced_outxx8857 𝒊𝒓𝒌
      𝒎𝒆: 𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒈𝒐 𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒌𝒌(•̀ᴗ•́)و

  • @Litttlepersonhi
    @Litttlepersonhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    I cannot believe this is 3 years old and the meme of 'Gradually Watermelon' is still strong.
    Also this song is still great.

    • @Archiniax
      @Archiniax ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I freaking love it prob am like 1k of the 8M views lol

    • @brookiecookie9915
      @brookiecookie9915 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I’m here when it’s five years old. I may have came to listen to the gradually watermelon😅

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nearly 6 years now and this randomly came into my head and wouldn't leave

    • @Archiniax
      @Archiniax ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nohintshere same

    • @aperson7899
      @aperson7899 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this is the first time I'm shocked by something being more recent than I remember it being instead of the opposite

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    "Son, we speak many words" is going to be my yearbook quote.

  • @OverlordofBadgers
    @OverlordofBadgers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    2 years later still one of the best sayings
    *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

    • @izukutodoroki9573
      @izukutodoroki9573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It won't die! XD

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yaa

    • @amycooper4008
      @amycooper4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @charlesbrownjr5618
      @charlesbrownjr5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well of course Toph the Melon Lord would think so
      I mean I do too just saying

    • @synchrolord
      @synchrolord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG I never looked at the name

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    Are we just gonna gloss over “I am the confederate army?” Like you, personally, are the *entire* army?

    • @erictf9638
      @erictf9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Since the arme doesn't really exist anymore that could be. I mean people can be what they wanna be nowadays

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Of course, what else would she be? A _youtuber?_ pff.

    • @txaggyraf
      @txaggyraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Silver Nightcore *TH-camrs are overrated.*

    • @txaggyraf
      @txaggyraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh, and, yes, *we are just gonna ignore that and act like it never happened even though we can make decently funny comments out of it.*

    • @flyingfish5054
      @flyingfish5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well, no wonder they lost.

  • @Dxnni_the_drxgon
    @Dxnni_the_drxgon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    It's been 5 years, and I still, to this day, sing the translated lyrics instead of the actual ones...

    • @canon9145
      @canon9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same ^

    • @Megan4434
      @Megan4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ayyy another triple a battery!

    • @bobaobsessed
      @bobaobsessed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gradually watermelon

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I sing the ones from “Molecular Shape of You”, the science parody/lesson. It’s exactly what she says about shapes and biology! m.th-cam.com/video/f8FAJXPBdOg/w-d-xo.html

    • @greenoscc
      @greenoscc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yaaay

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5671

    Everyone’s talking about “Gradually watermelon” but no one’s talking about “You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals”

    • @PROPAROXITONO
      @PROPAROXITONO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      and the fact that she is part of confederate army...

    • @paxxiewulfy2283
      @paxxiewulfy2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      or such as spices

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      or blessing all the verbs... as a person who dislikes misuse of words and apostrophes, i like that line.

    • @sandpiper_
      @sandpiper_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@PROPAROXITONO she *is* the confederate army

    • @shoebox_coffin
      @shoebox_coffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      People wanted to talk about that, but they couldn't understand everything from that defence, so they talked about watermelons

  • @andrewmichaelscollectibles
    @andrewmichaelscollectibles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2145

    "Son, we speak many words."
    *Some parents have entered the chat*

  • @emmatownsend3319
    @emmatownsend3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I love how every time she says "My linen such as spices" her voice goes up more.

    • @andreahoffbeck9391
      @andreahoffbeck9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah! That, and also when she say “I like shapes”

    • @hildachurl
      @hildachurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2:24 u can really heat it there XD

  • @michaelk.3715
    @michaelk.3715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    The original version always plays at my work, so I sometimes find myself quietly singing some of the translated lyrics to myself. I feel like one day a coworker or customer will overhear this and I'll have to explain why I'm singing "gradually watermelon".

    • @garypoisson2733
      @garypoisson2733 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That'll be a good day.

    • @FoggyBadger
      @FoggyBadger ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same! Except one day a coworker did ask why I was saying "gradually watermelon" and I pretended like I didn't know what she was talking about.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did it happen?

    • @LESBIANANDAUTISTIC
      @LESBIANANDAUTISTIC 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I've been singing "Find a new railway" and "I like shapes".

  • @olganichtanal906
    @olganichtanal906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    "As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you"
    Me to my crush

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      how is the restraining order working out for you?

    • @pleplop3683
      @pleplop3683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't want to ruin the 420 likes...

  • @xomical
    @xomical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    This song summarized in 1 or 2 sentences.
    A girl who is in Highschool plays monopoly with her family. She really likes shapes, she eats watermelon, she’s scientific, depressed, has sleep paralysis, part of the Confederate army, and usually is the only person getting the railroads in monopoly.

  • @alexdupaix
    @alexdupaix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    Gradually watermellon... sounds like the opposite of suddenly pineapples.

    • @Abnormal-Oboist
      @Abnormal-Oboist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yesssss

    • @jessicalam602
      @jessicalam602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      You, my man, (or whatever you identify as) are a revolutionary GENIUS!

    • @celeste2545
      @celeste2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YASSSS!!!

    • @celeste2545
      @celeste2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Another asdfmovie fan yay

    • @System_Error404X
      @System_Error404X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

  • @starfruit_isnt_real
    @starfruit_isnt_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    i love how much her voice changes and her expression when she goes
    "AND NOW I WANT TO SING"

  • @worldsmostretardedperson
    @worldsmostretardedperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    *Every day I find some new railway*
    I'm a Brit and this is relatable

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @xXTigreDePlatineXx In Poland I'd rather say "Every day I find some old forgotten railway" or "Every day I lost some railway"... XD

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @xXTigreDePlatineXx Poland is not on the East, but in the center. Even geometrical middle of Europe is in Poland :) (If I remember well it's near Łódź City)

    • @V_098
      @V_098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m a Brit too

    • @josjoererg
      @josjoererg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      saying this as someone that has lived in England and america, come to New York.

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      W-wait what the fuck?! Horsesheire station? That wasnt here yesterday, what? What the hep

  • @arnav98
    @arnav98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    Tbh I’m kinda worried.......
    U know ... about the demon

    • @ShinMajin
      @ShinMajin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Don't be.

    • @kroasura
      @kroasura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I am worried about the Gradually Watermelons

    • @dougbennett8592
      @dougbennett8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The demon won't possess you unless you show fear.

    • @youtubechicken120
      @youtubechicken120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Do not worry about the demon

    • @masonmann3022
      @masonmann3022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      DO. NOT. WORRY. ABOUT. THE. DEMON.

  • @EmilyRitcheson
    @EmilyRitcheson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    I showed my mom this recently and she doesn’t even know the original song, but all day she was singing “I’m in love with your system” under her breath. 😄

    • @parkjimin3640
      @parkjimin3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol!😂😂😂

    • @ruby4504
      @ruby4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am too didn't known anything about original , when saw this video! !

    • @sakuraharuno4667
      @sakuraharuno4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @notagamer2452
      @notagamer2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wonder what will happen if she sings "Gradually watermelon"

    • @jaysea682
      @jaysea682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You rolled a Nat 20 on a d4

  • @Obsidianeyes431
    @Obsidianeyes431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I think the fact that she's a really good singer going "GRADUALLY WATERMELON" just makes this so much funnier

  • @Diathan
    @Diathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3946

    Malinda: "Do not worry about the demon."
    Also Malinda: **worries about the demon**

    • @chipsare-yummy8188
      @chipsare-yummy8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

    • @watchforkids7641
      @watchforkids7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was watching the video & scrolling down and when I read this comment the lyrics what you said came up

    • @ravenlebean361
      @ravenlebean361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your likes are 555, I cannot touch this holy happening

    • @Diathan
      @Diathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ravenlebean361 someone messed it up

    • @ravenlebean361
      @ravenlebean361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Diathan Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • @johnmitchell4162
    @johnmitchell4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    “I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY”
    I died

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have no idea how "and I'm singing like" became that. No idea at all.

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@japanpanda2179 it's the magic of Google translate, that's how.

    • @whatsafterly
      @whatsafterly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@panainpublic agreed 😂

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss

    • @zanite8650
      @zanite8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like the Condeferate army

  • @yourlocaldemon2195
    @yourlocaldemon2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    Can we just appreciate how she can SING THIS TYPE OF SONG IN AN ACTUAL SERIOUS VOICE? If I was singing it I’d be laughing my butt off 😂

    • @khoato1195
      @khoato1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      imagine all the bloopers she did

    • @kemperreva3250
      @kemperreva3250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@khoato1195 probably a lot of bloopers

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Dorina Szabó xD

    • @callmethestral
      @callmethestral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sharvari Mendhe I didn't laugh

    • @darcieleboff5289
      @darcieleboff5289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably had to remake a few times until she got the clips that werent laughterm

  • @Antphoneigh
    @Antphoneigh ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I like how she increasingly likes shapes more as this video goes on.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Stranger: "What kind of music do you like?"
    Me: "It's complicated"

    • @Waker-tr9zg
      @Waker-tr9zg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's called "Gradually watermelon"

    • @H0IidayGirl1225
      @H0IidayGirl1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      420 likes
      I’m not even going to call it nice because it ISN’T

    • @TheJokeExplainerr
      @TheJokeExplainerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: it's called gradually watermelon

    • @oliviacichon7009
      @oliviacichon7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me.

    • @Taylor-kd9ld
      @Taylor-kd9ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's google translate

  • @ashleighalterway5972
    @ashleighalterway5972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10486

    How does she keep a straight face while singing these songs?

    • @TinyRiceCat
      @TinyRiceCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Ashleigh Alterway I have no idea. I bet it took a lot of takes for her to keep a straight face. I would've laughed a lot during the video.

    • @ladycatsinger
      @ladycatsinger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      She did a behind the scenes with outtakes from some of the videos, and she (and her costars) were cracking up. It sometimes takes many, many takes for her to get thru the whole thing with a straight face.

    • @karennavas7513
      @karennavas7513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      idk but it makes them even funnier

    • @yogopogo7964
      @yogopogo7964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Karen Navas q

    • @kiyyiu9771
      @kiyyiu9771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I've done something like this and I didn't laugh. I guess in front of anyone else I'd be in hysterics though :P

  • @ashleykellems5584
    @ashleykellems5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4679

    When you know the translated cover more then the real song.

    • @lexi2886
      @lexi2886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Same 😂

    • @clairerhodes4858
      @clairerhodes4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You have literally described me

    • @E6Jazz
      @E6Jazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Omg- I legit used to know the real song by heart but now I can't even listen to it since this is engraved in my mind XD

    • @justagalaxy5669
      @justagalaxy5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      WHY IS THIS ME

    • @luxcora39
      @luxcora39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL

  • @cesarquijano94
    @cesarquijano94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Three years ago, I was in a pretty rough spot emotionally and I began to listen to music and watch funny videos on TH-cam to make myself feel better. Malinda, I have you and many other great TH-camrs to thank. Your content is incredible and still makes me laugh. I hope you're doing well and that one day we could be friends. I know that second request is far off but my gratefulness is not. You do not know this, but your content helped me. In fact, I'd go as far as saying it saved me and gave me motivation. Here I am, very close to graduating college and I love you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much.

    • @ShipHeatRook
      @ShipHeatRook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, how are you now?

    • @cesarquijano94
      @cesarquijano94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ShipHeatRook Doing great and you?

  • @corvid4909
    @corvid4909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5822

    I DIED AT "Gradually watermelon" **Slowly holds up a watermelon**

    • @shrikumar7577
      @shrikumar7577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Magicorvid I'm seriously eating watermelon rn

    • @tjreynolds685
      @tjreynolds685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was one drinking tea. Then i ran out of tea. Then a song came on. The name was "Time for tea".

    • @bonniemills9406
      @bonniemills9406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      2000:IN 2017 I THINK WE'LL HAVE GIANT ANTS! OR SHOULD I SAY "GiANTS!"
      2017:WELP GOODBYE**GRADUALLY TURNS INTO A WATERMELON**

    • @megivujnovac0
      @megivujnovac0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Magicorvid I am the 666th Like...Am I demon?

    • @hkirk8094
      @hkirk8094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like shapes

  • @constanceyht
    @constanceyht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    I'm honestly confused about how come on, be my baby, come on turned into "Gradually watermelon" 😂😂🍉🍉

  • @okthen4912
    @okthen4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    school be like
    “Son, we speak many words.” English teacher
    “Push and pull like the work of change.” Physics Teacher
    “I’m in love with your system.” Biology Teacher.
    “I like shapes!” Geometry teacher.
    "We begin to dance, and now I want to sing!" Theatre
    "We will also talk about the good times and the dry times." History Teacher
    "Every day I find some new railway." Engineering Teacher
    "Gradually Watermelon." Lunch Lady
    improved version of officiallacrossestick's original comment!!

    • @Foxy25341
      @Foxy25341 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Music teacher: Hi I’m google translate, I will change your lyrics.

  • @ewt3v5
    @ewt3v5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    Boy: I'm in love with ur...
    Girl: 😮 my body?
    Boy: ur system.

    • @js66613
      @js66613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Girl: I know, my baby over here - pats laptop - is a very complex system. That doesn't mean you can gush over it, punk. Move it.

    • @Riles-1809
      @Riles-1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gradually Watermelon!!!

    • @catfish1616
      @catfish1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Girl(if she's never heard this version): Runs screaming thinking he's a psycho who immagines what her insides look like.

    • @okoliugo5766
      @okoliugo5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's how you know they really love you

    • @reece9146
      @reece9146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

  • @levicregar109
    @levicregar109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3183

    "Gradually Watermelon." Will be my Yearbook quote

    • @emmy7130
      @emmy7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Sky Demon SAME ACTUALLY

    • @Qubbly
      @Qubbly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sky Demon me to for when my school gets yearbooks

    • @laiponytheawesome2475
      @laiponytheawesome2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @Tush901
      @Tush901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok

  • @zogy628
    @zogy628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    which is better this or the original?
    my friend: original
    Me:we can't be friends

    • @hubbabubba4242
      @hubbabubba4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      andrew harrison this

    • @annise_o
      @annise_o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lunalotll lol ikr
      Its been years since played this video again
      I STILL LOVE IT

    • @eli-samirvaldes5110
      @eli-samirvaldes5110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      andrew harrison I cant even remember the actual lyrics i love this version too mutch

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      andrew harrison they play the original all the friggin time at work

    • @a2l4y7
      @a2l4y7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      andrew harrison. Obv this one is waaay better.

  • @toomanygoblins5914
    @toomanygoblins5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “We will also talk about the good times and the dry times” is an unironically beautiful line

    • @APuzzle1
      @APuzzle1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *ironically

    • @skylarthecat213
      @skylarthecat213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@APuzzle1do you know what ironically means?? 😭

  • @tommyaevfx
    @tommyaevfx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    Friend: So what types of songs do you listen to?
    Me: It’s complicated.

    • @eyeeerie
      @eyeeerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

    • @naosei6021
      @naosei6021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@eyeeerie
      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

    • @eyeeerie
      @eyeeerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@naosei6021 GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!

    • @unathearoacemenace3157
      @unathearoacemenace3157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh. That's how I answer my friends when they ask why I don't do mh school stuff. K do like thwm but I have ADHD

    • @vonnettastarks9762
      @vonnettastarks9762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GRADUALLY WATERMELON

  • @claire0528
    @claire0528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "Do not worry about the demon"
    You know just your friendly neighborhood demon.

    • @markrael7635
      @markrael7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like this is what Goes through portal players Minds when a bird comes through and you have GLaDOS potato in your hand

    • @y0yl3c4k3
      @y0yl3c4k3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cupdev YES BENDY THE DANCING DEMON-

    • @twistedkaijutale
      @twistedkaijutale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Us gachas know about that...most of us have atleast one demon as an oc

    • @axokat
      @axokat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah just your friendly neighborhood *D e m o n*

    • @chaoticchuuyastan5912
      @chaoticchuuyastan5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not bad I swear I'm just rewatching Ouran high school host club.

  • @rhysiemcginnis2372
    @rhysiemcginnis2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    This song shall henceforth be called "Gradually Watermeleon".

    • @callme_afk
      @callme_afk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hes a legend that he did not edit the word watermeleon to watermelon

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Actually it's "I like shapes".

    • @norarussell7920
      @norarussell7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle No, it's just "Shapes".

    • @janemarsh6539
      @janemarsh6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE SONG!

    • @janemarsh6539
      @janemarsh6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @layla zakariya in an alien world

  • @ethans9379
    @ethans9379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This version sounds so much less shallow than the original! I prefer these lyrics now.

  • @johannesanopheles
    @johannesanopheles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    Google Translator: „Ed, can I copy your homework?"
    Ed Sheeran: „Yes, but change it a bit, so it won't be so obvious."
    Google Translator:

    • @gilliegriffin3809
      @gilliegriffin3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mr. Kom haha classic

    • @dontaskanimation5646
      @dontaskanimation5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Teacher: Google translate, what is the answer to this question?
      Google translate: *I like shapes*

    • @mintiistrqwberri5483
      @mintiistrqwberri5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Google Translate: *makes some masterpiece that is better than Ed's song*

    • @alicehaddad6225
      @alicehaddad6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @allyhazzer7189
      @allyhazzer7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ed: I may be crazy, don't mind me.
      Google Translate: Do not worry about the demon
      Teacher: "Excellent work, boys! I will be Grading your homework at lunch."
      (Grading homework, casual about the demon...
      ...because she is the demon.😶)

  • @eszterszasz5
    @eszterszasz5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    *radio turned on*
    *plays Shape of You*
    Ed Sheeran: I'm in love with the sha-
    me: I LIKE SHAPES

    • @saltybonsai8369
      @saltybonsai8369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eszter Szász YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAASSSSSSS QQQQUUUEEEENNNNNNNN

    • @corazonatanaciolucido8295
      @corazonatanaciolucido8295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #RELETABLE XD

    • @spacegacha6547
      @spacegacha6547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eszter Szász same

    • @giggle1236
      @giggle1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I imagined you saying that like the "I like trains" thing XD

    • @s.mariec.2837
      @s.mariec.2837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eszter Szász same😂

  • @b4ubled
    @b4ubled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    *DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMON*
    5 minutes later:
    *DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMO-- OH GOD!*

    • @brisaquina8816
      @brisaquina8816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Michael Darrow I did... Okay.. now what? It was just a joke yk

    • @somewitchery417
      @somewitchery417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Playtime the video isn’t even 5 minutes...

    • @SausageFingers06
      @SausageFingers06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      demigod DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

    • @quirstenjethro4551
      @quirstenjethro4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all got
      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHED

    • @wjw8w8whhe
      @wjw8w8whhe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Darrow r/wooosh

  • @shreya...007
    @shreya...007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Haven't heard this in 3 years ,can still sing along perfectly (not the case with the original song lol)

  • @PrMultivers
    @PrMultivers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Serious talk:
    Am I the only one who thinks that the "Oh me Oh my" sounds just so good?

  • @KijamO_O
    @KijamO_O 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2563

    OK so, I think this is the story :
    There is a young boy who lives on a farm with his family. In school, he was very good at geometry and biology. However, one day, a drought struck the town. The watermelons gradually stopped growing. Eventually the spices stopped growing too. The family was forced into poverty.
    The family boarded a train so that they could travel all over America. Everyday they had to board a new railway. The family talked about the good times they had on the farm and the dry times that struck.
    The boys mother starts drinking rapidly and becomes addicted. She starts going out with a lot of boys and is one day was hit by a taxi driver who was distracted by a couple kissing his seats.
    The taxi driver was charged with vehicular manslaughter. The boy had to go to all the trials because his father forced him to. The driver was found not guilty and the boy got depressed.
    The boy starts to sing and dance to fight his demons. Though is conscious is very rainy, he begins to work though it. One day he works at airbnb as an intern. People there discover his amazing singing talent while he was under a tree and they helped him become a famous composer.
    Does that make sense?

    • @KijamO_O
      @KijamO_O 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I thought about it too hard...

    • @gezz555
      @gezz555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      You can make a great story from some random Google translate lyrics....
      Good job XD

    • @vinetu73
      @vinetu73 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Kijam Isaac yes, just yes, correct. Make this a movie.

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Kijam Isaac i am ready to produce this script...

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If i got the munie😅

  • @amxrctrl
    @amxrctrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    1985: In 2018 we will have flying cars
    2018: "I like Shapes"

    • @TheWTFTV
      @TheWTFTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Brown in 1985 the cars nowawadays were really new. I don't think they wouldn't thought about flying cars.

    • @TheWTFTV
      @TheWTFTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Brown but that was too logical. I actually found this funny

    • @lucygresham7296
      @lucygresham7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys they'RE just trying to make a joke cut them some slack

    • @healthybutgotOBCD
      @healthybutgotOBCD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1985: In 2018 we will have flying cars!
      2018: we overuse jokes :D

    • @emmagomez1240
      @emmagomez1240 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @1-null-0
    @1-null-0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love this way more than the actual song😂. Also, “Do not worry about the demon” is something I have to say more often than I should.

  • @RandomizationE
    @RandomizationE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8103

    Google Translate can still write better lyrics than most rappers.

    • @arjunjing3491
      @arjunjing3491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      We Are The Random Bros I wouldn't Call "It's Everyday bro" a song .. but these lyrics are way better .

    • @shaunaclancy5389
      @shaunaclancy5389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      good

    • @cheekybastard7798
      @cheekybastard7798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We Are The Random Bros Yeah definitely

    • @HS-yr6sw
      @HS-yr6sw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      We Are The Random Bros yeah rappers always seem to put dirty words into their lyrica

    • @crappybunbun2386
      @crappybunbun2386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We Are The Random Bros true XD

  • @wheezard
    @wheezard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "I like shapes"
    "I'm in love with your system"
    - Genious

    • @karolinkiehl8797
      @karolinkiehl8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally relatable

    • @willwaters8553
      @willwaters8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and every day i find some new railway....

    • @z4riahthecreator
      @z4riahthecreator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akiiye if this person misspelled something then it isn't improper grammar. it's just misspelling

  • @elinjones4743
    @elinjones4743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    I like this version more than the original

  • @snowflake_queen
    @snowflake_queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    She's actually really good at singing!

  • @arcade9818
    @arcade9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “Don’t worry about the demon!”
    *Me when my friends over and we hear odd noises coming from the basement*

  • @ough9010
    @ough9010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    This has more meaning than the original song.

  • @waltzing_rats
    @waltzing_rats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    This is where Gradually Watermelon was born...

  • @evastickler3298
    @evastickler3298 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The out of nowhere “I am the Confederate Army” absolutely kills me every time.

  • @juliastaat
    @juliastaat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Google Translate: *I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY*

  • @teraspeXt
    @teraspeXt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Nobody:
    Radio: **plays Shape Of You**
    Me, trying to recall this entire song: *_I LIKE SHAPES_*

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do that with the songs actually XD

    • @voydcat8089
      @voydcat8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good luck with the second verse.

    • @weirrockisawesome802
      @weirrockisawesome802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gradually watermelon

    • @neilmu3494
      @neilmu3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only thing that comes out of my mouth when I sing shape of you is
      *you and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals, it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs*

    • @kaylakaty132
      @kaylakaty132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameee

  • @_froskkk_58
    @_froskkk_58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    "gradually watermelon"
    The watermelon: *slowly enters room*
    ...Heyyy...How yall doin?

    • @wavermelon
      @wavermelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, that was my thought when I saw the 'Gradually Watermelon' part XD

    • @ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth
      @ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: I'm doing good how about you buddy?

    • @giganotosaurus3087
      @giganotosaurus3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      QUICK HIDE THE WEED!

    • @timrutten5990
      @timrutten5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They were all definitely watermelon sugar high. Sorry

  • @latexbeep
    @latexbeep ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Original:
    "And I'm singing like"
    Google:
    _I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!!!_

    • @JoeDave-r3p
      @JoeDave-r3p 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, no!!! 🤣

  • @Firefly72509
    @Firefly72509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    'Gradually Watermelon'
    -Google Translate's best quote ever

    • @CatInASink
      @CatInASink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @thepinkpotbtoes3646
      @thepinkpotbtoes3646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @willow5628
      @willow5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YASSSSSSSSSSŚ!!!!!!!!!!¡ it’s SO DARN CATCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡ lol

    • @Clasteau
      @Clasteau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also like the Queen translation of Beelzebub behind my bedroom F***ing, I laughed too hard at that one.

  • @Tavee
    @Tavee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    "No watermelons were harmed in the making of this video.".
    That poor watermelon though! xD

    • @utternonsense1998
      @utternonsense1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      #justiceforwatermelons

    • @Elsuya_Milo
      @Elsuya_Milo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But it has their own merch... like cmon

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was just performing a dance routine he’s extremely used to fast movements

    • @codydotson22
      @codydotson22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i watched the ten hour version for it. 10 hours.............of her shaking that poor thing......................10 hours.................may heaven have mercy on my soul

    • @hiphip4808
      @hiphip4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A moment of silence for the watermelon...

  • @kristinegrazu162
    @kristinegrazu162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    This "O me-O my-O me- O my" part actually sounds better than "O-I"😂

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kristine Grazu
      Definitely!

    • @awesomegal0743
      @awesomegal0743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kristine Grazu I often mix them up in the original song... Without making someone notice :P

    • @mdl527
      @mdl527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kristine Grazu sounds like she turned into Olive Oil, Popeye's girlfriend while singing that XD

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Lu
      Haha, really? I don't know what the character sounds like.

    • @cutenerdgirl9756
      @cutenerdgirl9756 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh, hey Dorothy

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how the original song started playing in my gym class recently, and i sang along with the translated lyrics and my friend looked at me in disappointment lmao it was amazing

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    This made me permanently forget the actual lyrics and now whenever I hear the normal version my brain starts singing this

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Acapellascience also has a great version of this (more educational). There the lyrics actually make sense.

    • @user-fq3jv7pl5k
      @user-fq3jv7pl5k ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sebastianjostGoogle translate more like Google madlate

  • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
    @chinchilla_fandoms9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    90% of comments: GradUAlLy WatErMElOn
    5% of comments: random memes
    4% of comments: ED SHOULD REACT TO THIS
    1% of comments: requests of songs.

    • @thomasphotos8466
      @thomasphotos8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0.005558% of comments are saying the all the types of comments on this video.

    • @feminismisnthatingmen4697
      @feminismisnthatingmen4697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pikachu the Absol .00001% of the comments: *-Do NoT wOrRy AbOuT tHe DeMoN-*

    • @turtlefeesh
      @turtlefeesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHAT ARE **_YOU_** THEN*

    • @this_username_is_taken7004
      @this_username_is_taken7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0.00002% of comments are comments stating that 0.005558% of comments are comments stating the types of comments on this video

    • @Luis-zc5ld
      @Luis-zc5ld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@this_username_is_taken7004 of course 😂😂😂

  • @konstantin8417
    @konstantin8417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    'As a virgin you and I know that I wanna love you' has some quality flow to it, though.

    • @Trekkster
      @Trekkster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I also love this part ^^
      It's actually fitting very well.

    • @melodyreynolds9202
      @melodyreynolds9202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So does "I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"

  • @testerwulf3357
    @testerwulf3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I interpret this as a nerd in love with a classmate and they’re hobbies including traveling to see railways and growing watermelons..they also really enjoy shapes! “I’m in love with your system” seems like a nerdy way to flirt

  • @EvielWasTaken
    @EvielWasTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    Voice 100
    Lyrics 100
    Fun 100
    Back ground graphics 100
    Body language 3000 😂😂

    • @celsosebastian9526
      @celsosebastian9526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      u forgot
      Gradually Watermelon 1000000000000000

    • @art_pawz
      @art_pawz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google translate 1,000,000

    • @lorettacrotty1897
      @lorettacrotty1897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mohammad Ebrahim Katebi I love it 3000

    • @strawhaticey95
      @strawhaticey95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *I love shapes* over 9000!!

    • @etherealstrawberry9873
      @etherealstrawberry9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@strawhaticey95 Is that a Fairy Tail reference?

  • @Niabee
    @Niabee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    “Like the work of change” “Gradually watermelon” “I like shapes”
    We all felt that.

  • @aestheticavakinlife8735
    @aestheticavakinlife8735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    for some reason the gradually watermelon part is catchy.

    • @slimel8524
      @slimel8524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      c ø f f e e . I thought I was the only one who thought that

    • @iamlame6310
      @iamlame6310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      All of it Was catchy to be honest.

    • @emyrevans6680
      @emyrevans6680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snow dog Gaming I was singing it for like 3 days after

    • @nyannarwhal6766
      @nyannarwhal6766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      c ø f f e e . And OH ME OH MY

    • @peaceful.vibes_7260
      @peaceful.vibes_7260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      c ø f f e e . yas soooooo true ♡

  • @morganwhite4788
    @morganwhite4788 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't be the only one who likes this version MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL.

    • @jameschristmas3206
      @jameschristmas3206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, me too. Whenever Shape of You comes on at work I hear this version in my head, even all these years later 😂

    • @otps8035
      @otps8035 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I only found it yesterday but it is my favourite version now

  • @linhvu5898
    @linhvu5898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10517

    The birth of the most iconic song ever: Gradually watermelon

    • @charisshayes9472
      @charisshayes9472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Link Vu JUST DO IT WATERMELON!!!

    • @Bolcata91
      @Bolcata91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Link Vu XD

    • @f4t4l_fl4w
      @f4t4l_fl4w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Google Translate has made a couple memes for this channel
      Gradually Watermelon
      I like the ball in the sink...
      Yea...
      I feel like Nevermind from You're Welcome will turn into a meme

    • @linhvu5898
      @linhvu5898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Poke King i was going to make a toast to malinda
      But nevermine
      You welcome

    • @jaxywaxyuwu
      @jaxywaxyuwu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Link Vu 2:50

  • @Naltrex
    @Naltrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    Person: So, what do you like?
    Me: I love man cubits.

    • @jinxdan101
      @jinxdan101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And I'm in love with your system.

    • @derp4368
      @derp4368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Skeleday lol

    • @Hai_Cloud
      @Hai_Cloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But i love Shapes

    • @csillaszilagyi9789
      @csillaszilagyi9789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like trains.

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like turtles

  • @LisMuler
    @LisMuler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    THIS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I CAN'T SEEM TO SING THE ORIGINAL ANYMORE HELP

    • @thebasicgamer4716
      @thebasicgamer4716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I know, how can you not help but sing "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all verbs"

    • @LisMuler
      @LisMuler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheRetardedTeenager After listening to it a few times, you can actually sing it.

    • @thebasicgamer4716
      @thebasicgamer4716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, I do it all the time

    • @voitoib774
      @voitoib774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Mugsie
      @Mugsie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same i cant sing the original anymore ;w;;

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “My conscience pressing rain” sounds like a legitimate lyric

  • @blubee2289
    @blubee2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    My bothers: *playing this song*
    Me randomly in the middle of the song: *_GRADUALLY WATERMELON_*

    • @xxeloisexxxxx8933
      @xxeloisexxxxx8933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maerose Harkins innit

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me when my sister plays this song!

    • @t-hive6795
      @t-hive6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brothers*

    • @eleanorking7149
      @eleanorking7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      brothers: wut?
      me: oh nvm
      brothers a few moments later: DUDE YOU ARE PSYCHIC

  • @ludwig4029
    @ludwig4029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    “I like shapes”

  • @mr.shinypikachu4351
    @mr.shinypikachu4351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Somehow, this makes *more* sense than the original.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mr. Shiny Pikachu, Yeah, and much less inappropriate than the original. Thankfully.

    • @SqdFeelxngs_
      @SqdFeelxngs_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somehow it does....

    • @Sunny-gt5tq
      @Sunny-gt5tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true...

    • @jastv5777
      @jastv5777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Shiny Pikachu yeah that's actually kinda true!

    • @SaishoVibes
      @SaishoVibes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

  • @valentinethetoaster5096
    @valentinethetoaster5096 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Man, several years later and this song is still a fever dream.

    • @bkdotexe
      @bkdotexe หลายเดือนก่อน

      it just doesn't get old, I still roll on the floor laughing to this XD

    • @janekaallen7473
      @janekaallen7473 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL

  • @aaiknn
    @aaiknn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    ‘Oh me oh my’ actually sounds quite nice.

  • @anantmishra9813
    @anantmishra9813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3101

    i just wanna know...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    which language translated to Gradually Watermelons 😂😂

    • @alana9607
      @alana9607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Anant Mishra i want to know the same thing😂😂😂

    • @HeavensOfMetal
      @HeavensOfMetal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Anant Mishra "Come on" turning to "gradually" is understandable.
      If I had to guess, maybe "baby" went to "offspring", or "fruit of the loins" even - in which case it went to "fruit" - if it was something like "offspring", then maybe "bud", "sprig", etc. and then that went to fruit?
      Connecting "babies" and "fruit" isn't too difficult once you get down to brass tacks, because a lot of the language surrounding the birth and growth of things is similar.

    • @atwomic6810
      @atwomic6810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Anant Mishra me too!

    • @CharaMads
      @CharaMads 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      what about..... the tree

    • @aaronreyes673
      @aaronreyes673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      666 likes O-O

  • @cacatuamiseravel9207
    @cacatuamiseravel9207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    G R A D U A L Y W A T E R M E L O N I N T E N S I F I E S

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly, that "Oh me oh my oh me oh my" line has such nice flow

  • @elliotaveri
    @elliotaveri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    me trying to flirt;
    "i like shapes"
    "gradually watermelon"
    *they walk away because I'm strange*
    "oh me oh my"

    • @m0th1c
      @m0th1c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elliot Zopatti
      XDDD

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me. We're same person
      Oh me, oh my

    • @perplecarrot1921
      @perplecarrot1921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You probably forgot to say that you love man cubits

    • @melissa1093
      @melissa1093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elliot Zopatti lol

    • @reeperzboii7076
      @reeperzboii7076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elliot Zopatti gradually watermelon im laughing so loud that you could hear me out side my room

  • @Elioty
    @Elioty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Me in 2040:
    Son,we speak many words.

  • @Alex-rg5yb
    @Alex-rg5yb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can't believe it's already been 10 years since the start and 6 years since you made this !!! Time does fly fast

  • @edzalewski6023
    @edzalewski6023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    I died at *"the tree"*
    Also. At the end, for the normal lyrics It says "I like shapes" when its supposed to say "Im in love with the shape of you

    • @kaym4342
      @kaym4342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed Zalewski no it's supposed to say, "I'm in love with your body"

    • @kaym4342
      @kaym4342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, I'm a grammar nerd. No, I'm not a grammar nerd.

    • @thatoneguy1127
      @thatoneguy1127 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Zalewski I think we know

    • @ChocoCatChat
      @ChocoCatChat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed Zalewski i died at the : gradually watermelon (like really, i subscribed in this channel cause of that)

    • @thatworkableguy
      @thatworkableguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Zalewski Stop its good as it is🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @AkizatheNacho
    @AkizatheNacho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Son, we speak many words."
    *Indeed*

    • @kindasmelly
      @kindasmelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Maria Paula. SON.

    • @kingserpentsea
      @kingserpentsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kindasmelly I'm not ya son.

    • @SmallJeanGenie1972
      @SmallJeanGenie1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No do not worry Just a word. We say a lot of things

  • @nathanricketts2415
    @nathanricketts2415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    How to date me:
    Flirt like google translate

    • @mmargaretcole1989
      @mmargaretcole1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like... shapes ;) *eyebrow waggle*

    • @nathanricketts2415
      @nathanricketts2415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      oh my, Gradually watermellon!

    • @mmargaretcole1989
      @mmargaretcole1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But... I'm in love with your system!

    • @nathanricketts2415
      @nathanricketts2415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mary Cole As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you...

    • @mmargaretcole1989
      @mmargaretcole1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      We began to dance and now I want to sing!

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't tell which is more iconic of this song, "Gradually Watermellon" or "I love Man Cubits"

  • @notasimplesponge
    @notasimplesponge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    1970: IN 2017 WE’LL HAVE FLYING CARS!
    2017: Gradually Watermelon

    • @thenoobthatyouwillalwayslo3139
      @thenoobthatyouwillalwayslo3139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s 2018

    • @notasimplesponge
      @notasimplesponge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The noob That you will always love the video was made in 2017

    • @Sharktwoth
      @Sharktwoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NINGYMN45T MSP
      And Trump... Sadly...
      But! Uhhhh actually it was a really bad year.

    • @emiate
      @emiate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No. In Back to the Future they said they thought there was flying cars in 2015 lol

    • @TheChaoticAsexual
      @TheChaoticAsexual 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that’s not an improvement how?

  • @tchrome4914
    @tchrome4914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    So this is a song about someone who's a pirate, likes shapes and biology, somehow finds many railways and is a part of the confederate army, and something about gradually watermelon?

    • @prllysra
      @prllysra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack The Grass Type Trainer yup!!

    • @fanis84
      @fanis84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i... think so

    • @GimmeAKitkatNow
      @GimmeAKitkatNow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I believe she is the entirety of the confederate army, but that's just a small detail not helping this to make any more sense! So yay!

    • @KaytlinGomez
      @KaytlinGomez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and they like spices

    • @elevensbean7699
      @elevensbean7699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack The Grass Type Trainer it's about a math/biology who likes watermelons and fancies someone in her class

  • @Cae_the_Kitsune
    @Cae_the_Kitsune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I was looking for the origin of "gradually watermelon" and accidentally found the origin of "I like shapes" as well. This song is a treasure trove of google translate sings memes.

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:17, damn girl, what was that INSANE vocal run

  • @AK-ir4cv
    @AK-ir4cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    This is basically a nerd flirting lol.
    Except for the *Gradually Watermelon* part. Idk what circumstances would need that phrase.

    • @Studio-Sidoki
      @Studio-Sidoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      xD so true

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Gradually Watermelon is when they, well, find a watermelon.

    • @AK-ir4cv
      @AK-ir4cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ARandomSpace *Understandable, have a nice day*

    • @giratinalover8641
      @giratinalover8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well the circumstance for gradually watermelon would be someone gradually turning into a watermelon.

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do not worry about the demon

  • @lunashi_e
    @lunashi_e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Um...
    "I like shapes"
    "Every day I see some new railway"
    "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals"
    "It fills his pocket, blessing all verbs"
    "I'm in love with your system"
    So...
    Shape Of You is just about a guy who seriously like geometry, biology, geology, agriculture and grammar?

  • @alixgibbs4115
    @alixgibbs4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I've listened to this more than the original
    So instead of searching for "gts shape of you" I searched "I like shapes" AND IT CAME UP FIRST

    • @alixgibbs4115
      @alixgibbs4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Update my mum knows the words

  • @stevencowan37
    @stevencowan37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I still like this version better than the original.

  • @aster.n3018
    @aster.n3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I'm here again just for the iconic
    "Gradually watermelon"

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    “Son, we speak many words.” English teacher
    “I like shapes!” Geometry teacher.
    “Push and pull like the work of change.” History teacher.
    “I’m in love with your system.” Biology teacher.
    Basically, this song is about a polyamorous relationship between an English teacher, a geometry teacher, a biology teacher, and a history teacher.

    • @k4zperr
      @k4zperr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Makes sense actually....

    • @insectcat7057
      @insectcat7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      OML yes hahahaahahhaa

    • @adhyayansharma9375
      @adhyayansharma9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ur underrated sistah/brotha/hooman

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      And what would Gradually Watermelon be about? Actually, I think it fits biology more.

    • @insectcat7057
      @insectcat7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@ARandomSpace The lunch lady.