ActionYakPolice His long legs allow him to reach fruit on tall trees. He can stealthy move through the forest using his lanky body. This allows him to quickly and easily steal your pets, and your family
it should be noted that this predator holds the key to life's secrets, and anything his unusually large hands can touch. not only is this terrifying and graceful creature essential to this ecosystems survival it shows great promise with cross-integration (cue clip of modern luigi eating a mountain lions head off with his large lovely mouth)
i don't know i like some of their review videos, especially manifold gardens. the witness was good too, guess everyone is here only for these sweet boys...
dont know, i liked the mario cart 8 preview and a lot of reviews. polygon get a lot of hate for their journalism but it is actually pretty laid back in terms of clickbaiting and such and their userbase isn't that large for non mcelroy episodes thats for sure. i just feel they deserve some sort of recognition especially since they are the reason nick and griffin are even employed.
My mom looked at my screen near the beginning and asked me what I was watching and I told her it was Monster Factory. It was a good few seconds before I realized that it actually isn't Monster Factory.
I can't believe that I live in a time where "by summoning a dragon, Griffin accidentally made Skyrim Mario into Spooky's House of Jumpscares starring Perpetually Miserable Bayonet-Bearing Modern Luigi" is an acceptable and meaningful utterance. This is a dream come true.
the ending chorus of cheater cheater cheater cheater and the million star musics layered over each other sounded like weird haunting music i think i'll hear when i'm dying
Susan Crushbone and Final Pam are BFFs and go out to lunch with each other every Tuesday, I don't think they would appreciate you try to make them compete with each other.
I'm posting to say how much I enjoyed the video even though I only just hit play. if I have to come back and edit this to a negative later I'll be really upset
The Uncanny One Ikr? Griffin probably hasn't played enough to realize you get it when you become a vampire after getting through the Companion's quest line
In the first few episodes they said they wanted to make Skyrim unrecognizable. I think that happened when a naked troll man started running around shooting mario's enemies with an antique firearm.
I'm sure someone somewhere mentioned this but I can't find anyone talking about it... are we not gonna acknowledge that Toad's secret was his hidden basement where he kept a bowser costume...? Suggesting that all this time, the one kidnapping Peach was not an evil koopa king but rather, a psychotic sinister master mind under a mask, TOAD HIMSELF. So whenever Mario finished a castle and Toad told him that the princess was not there, that was him covering his own tracks and misleading Mario all along?!!! AND THAT'S WHY MARIO CAN NEVER SEEM TO KEEP PEACH TRULY SAFE BECAUSE HIS TARGET NEMESIS DOESN'T EVEN EXIST AND WAS JUST A FACADE TO DISTRACT HIM ALL ALONG
I know it's sad, but the age slider honestly just seemed to transform him straight into David Bowie somehow. Maybe younger human Bowie is just what elves look like in older age?
you make a sexy lady like susan crushbone in a video game and you get all the acclaim from gamers, but you make a sexy guy like modern luigi and get hate. the gamer community truly is toxic
Modern Luigi wearing armor that makes him look like the villain while shooting at Bowser while on fire is probably the most terrifying thing I have and will ever see
I never realized how much I wanted to see Luigi storm into the Throne Room of the Goomba King and shoot him dead with a rifle. Thank you for giving me this.
Luigi uses his unusual fingers to tap on trees in search of hollow spaces that may contain one-up mushrooms.
ActionYakPolice His long legs allow him to reach fruit on tall trees. He can stealthy move through the forest using his lanky body. This allows him to quickly and easily steal your pets, and your family
it should be noted that this predator holds the key to life's secrets, and anything his unusually large hands can touch. not only is this terrifying and graceful creature essential to this ecosystems survival it shows great promise with cross-integration (cue clip of modern luigi eating a mountain lions head off with his large lovely mouth)
did you know that the modern luigi "Homnosapeens luigius" also have a prehensile penis?
Because I wish I didn't.
"What sets him apart from Luigi classic?"
"MOUTH"
modern luigi is the one monster factory creation that _will_ haunt me forever
And people say that Polygon doesn't know how to play video games. Looks to me like they know how to play Skyrim better than anyone else.
Polygon should be made fun of for their journalism, because it's trash.
Their video content, on the other hand, is top fucking notch.
i don't know i like some of their review videos, especially manifold gardens. the witness was good too, guess everyone is here only for these sweet boys...
polygon is dumb, but McElroy is pure genius
dont know, i liked the mario cart 8 preview and a lot of reviews. polygon get a lot of hate for their journalism but it is actually pretty laid back in terms of clickbaiting and such and their userbase isn't that large for non mcelroy episodes thats for sure. i just feel they deserve some sort of recognition especially since they are the reason nick and griffin are even employed.
@@flareshift1 And BDG
Take it to the bank boys, this ones just like Luigi!
Disgraced Super Mario creator gives up
"They're better at Luigi than I am" he says
They're the Luigi-men now
Toe to tip, he's just like Luigi
Just like Luigi
Shigeru Miyamoto says: "They're just better at Luigi than I am"
Nick: "I mean, what makes him different from Luigi?"
Griffin, pained: "Mouth"
I love how this became Monster Factory so fast.
Skyrim has by far the most potential with its many mods
Teddydoctor666 it's so beautiful isn't it?
Given a long enough timeline everything Griffin touches becomes monster factory
I half forgot this wasn't monster factory while watching
My mom looked at my screen near the beginning and asked me what I was watching and I told her it was Monster Factory. It was a good few seconds before I realized that it actually isn't Monster Factory.
I can't believe that I live in a time where "by summoning a dragon, Griffin accidentally made Skyrim Mario into Spooky's House of Jumpscares starring Perpetually Miserable Bayonet-Bearing Modern Luigi" is an acceptable and meaningful utterance. This is a dream come true.
InvincibleRodent Same.
InvincibleRodent and don't forget griffin summoned the dragon while in a dungeon, so we also experienced dungeons and dragons
I miss the "MOD DISCOVERED"
I never realized it before, but Luigi looks just like Bart
Toe to tip?
Toe to tip.
Just like Bart.
Extra! Extra! He is a Hell Man!
"Well well well, looks like we've got ourselves a bona fide Bart" -Matt Groening
The collective gasp when they open the secret box is so amazing I might never recover
Kevin Bailey SAME IVE REWATCHED IT LIKE FOUR TIMES
the ending chorus of cheater cheater cheater cheater and the million star musics layered over each other sounded like weird haunting music i think i'll hear when i'm dying
When we viewed the giant, worshipping Goomba mass from below, I assume that is what The Hunger looks like from The Adventure Zone.
quality asmr at the end
Griffin: *activates all the invincibility stars*
Me: "Is this vaporwave?"
Swaluigi, a portmanteau of swallow and luigi
Swoleuigi. Just super buff bros.
+Richard Blocher please do not give griffin ideas
Richard Blocher what about Mawluigi, because this Luigi is just all mouth
Richard Blocher swaluigi loves to get his thrussy stretched
Honestly I love this show, and I love Sagness, but no character ever created in any medium will ever surpass Susan Crushbone.
Final Pam might have a thing or two to say about that...
Pam is not character Pam is all being, eternal, chaos birth into human yet not human form, she is all
...the Boy Mayor will hear about this.
not even THE FINAL PAM?
or Busto 2.0, corrupter of realities?
Susan Crushbone and Final Pam are BFFs and go out to lunch with each other every Tuesday, I don't think they would appreciate you try to make them compete with each other.
I forgot they started a new arc with a new boy and I was legitimately frightened when I saw the thumbnail
He is a Good boy, don't make him feel unloved.
Shoot a warning shot over the Bows
Wow I just realized that that was the best joke ever
I really like this reboot of Luigi's Mansion
Hello and welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and Me, an advice show for the Modern Luigi.
So this was a cool overview of the new mario game, but wheres the new touch the skyrim episode?
"Lets dive into Bowser's Hole"
-Nick Robinson, 2017
Avossk "You didn't need to.." "What?"
I'm gonna flip 'em off
A seven Yoshi army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
'Cuz they don't like the yaw of my sack
kyzf UNDERRATED COMMENT
I like how Griffin started to spell "modern" as "modren" before he corrected himself
That's Yoshi!
Jack O'Keeffe it's Yoshi but it's also gex
That's Yoshi?
That view of Luigi holding the gun is something I would expect to find on Deviant Art.
Did Griffin almost type "modren Luigi"?
jpoolerdom A Luigi for the modren era
A podcast for the modren luigi
I don't want to imagine the horrors of an advice show for the modren Luigi
it'd be a very strict and lawful podcast
So a podcast that doesn't fully condone shoplifting?
"Nightingale Blade is what they give the Dark Brotherhood to murder"
Umm excuse me, Griffin. *pushes up nerd glasses* that would be the Thieves Guild.
I’m so happy there’s another who caught that
Technically, it's the Thieves' Guild's offshoot, the Nightingales.
*pushes up cool, non-nerd glasses* shut up nerd
Honestly, the exchange, particularly Griffin's response of just "mouth" at 3:45 kills me every time.
The smash cut to the polygon logo and Mario music after the barrage of star music and Yoshi "cheaters" killed me
I'm posting to say how much I enjoyed the video even though I only just hit play. if I have to come back and edit this to a negative later I'll be really upset
I can't believe Miyamoto stepped down from Nintendo because Nick and Griffin are better at Luigi than him
Episode 8 really felt like the big finale, this feels more like DLC content
"Nightingale blade is what they give to the dark brotherhood to murder"
I said out loud, on the bus, "No it isn't"
thats the thieves guild...made me sad/mad!!!
ikr? got real mad at our sweet babiest brother for a second.
The Uncanny One Ikr? Griffin probably hasn't played enough to realize you get it when you become a vampire after getting through the Companion's quest line
Wow good for you dude, so proud of you.
@@abunchofletters9507 wot
Sagness gets absolutely hammered on magic stars and goes on a wonderful trip.
In the first few episodes they said they wanted to make Skyrim unrecognizable.
I think that happened when a naked troll man started running around shooting mario's enemies with an antique firearm.
I'm sure someone somewhere mentioned this but I can't find anyone talking about it... are we not gonna acknowledge that Toad's secret was his hidden basement where he kept a bowser costume...? Suggesting that all this time, the one kidnapping Peach was not an evil koopa king but rather, a psychotic sinister master mind under a mask, TOAD HIMSELF. So whenever Mario finished a castle and Toad told him that the princess was not there, that was him covering his own tracks and misleading Mario all along?!!! AND THAT'S WHY MARIO CAN NEVER SEEM TO KEEP PEACH TRULY SAFE BECAUSE HIS TARGET NEMESIS DOESN'T EVEN EXIST AND WAS JUST A FACADE TO DISTRACT HIM ALL ALONG
I know it's sad, but the age slider honestly just seemed to transform him straight into David Bowie somehow. Maybe younger human Bowie is just what elves look like in older age?
call of duty: modern Luigi
That ending was basically art.
The ending is what greets you when you die
Molly Weaver probably
The legend continues
Waluigi: Origins
I like how sometimes when the game gets going you can hear the sounds of hell
activate yoshi
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This is the most amazing mod I have ever seen in my life.
the amount that i loved susan, is the amount that i hate modern luigi. i do not find joy when i look upon him.
not that i don't enjoy his adventures here, but looking at him...
you make a sexy lady like susan crushbone in a video game and you get all the acclaim from gamers, but you make a sexy guy like modern luigi and get hate. the gamer community truly is toxic
Guys, can you enable captions? You do it for some videos, and not for others. Being hearing impaired, I miss a lot of stuff without the captions.
Every time I see Sagness/Luigi's mouth, all I can hear is his screams of endless torment.
Every time.
Even in my dreams.
Love the slow zoom into the yoshi at the end. Polygon is great! I especially love the content you two make! CAR BOYS!
"time makes Velveeta of us all" why is this so beautiful. it should not be but it is
Oh shit.............that ending and the blank stare of Yoshi #23 of 45 while that music enhances........BRILLIANT
The invincible star music laid over each other like 90 times makes a dope ambient track
"time makes velveeta of us all" I'm fuckin crying
Of all the sounds they could have used for that M1 Garand, they went with Medal of Honor: Allied Assault.
The second you switched the flip on mustache he turned into a 70's serial killer instantly
"Warning shot over the Bowse" *puts hands on hips and stares disapprovingly while laughing*
Modern Luigi wearing armor that makes him look like the villain while shooting at Bowser while on fire is probably the most terrifying thing I have and will ever see
"what sets him apart from cl- luigi classic?"
*strained* "Mouth."
This is honestly the best series on TH-cam oh my god
The fact that griffin installed Schlongs of Skyrim pleases me greatly
And there's the best episode of Touch the Skyrim there will ever be
I think this is the best touch the Skyrim that will ever be
This is the best episode of touch the skyrim so far
"that's Yoshi but it's also Gex" the love I have for this series only swells by the day.
I never realized how much I wanted to see Luigi storm into the Throne Room of the Goomba King and shoot him dead with a rifle. Thank you for giving me this.
Griffin's Bizarre Adventure
Part 1: Phantom Flood
Part 2: Brothel Tendency
Part 3: Super Stardust Bros
modern luigi looks like a francis bacon painting
this series is pure gold
God, what an incredible journey. I teared up a bit towards the end.
Best episode of touch the Skyrim yet, love this series!
12:30 This new Adventure Zone episode is great
The Angry Aztec music on that desert level takes me back, dude.
I love the gasps when they find the bowser armor
This is honestly the funniest show on TH-cam.
Griffin that ending was beautiful, so proud of you
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my entire life holy shit
that fucking ending, Griffin McElroy, this is NOT OKAY...
I hope this channel never ever dies
is this just 25 minutes of Nick Robinson and Griffin Mcelroy forgetting that waluigi exists and is real?
amazing season finale. thankyu bois
best part of my week
this was the best thing ive seen in my life
Good goofs boys
this series is so beautiful
Final Pam sends her regards.
*Explodes into a thousand locusts*
that's the Luigi I remember - getting wasted and running around with a large gun while the invincibility song plays twice
I just want to hear a hundred of the star songs started milliseconds apart just play for ten hours. It would make such beautiful music
Pain Luigi agonizingly wishes for death, but he will never come to know that sweet embraces release...
I love the cinematography on that
Pokey Plains: Live. Die. Repeat.
This summer's amazing blockbuster
17:53 The sound that thing made when it was shot actually made feel bad for a second.
I've never been so disturbed by a Nick&Griffin video, and I've seen the Sonic Dreams thing.
Every second of this feels so wrong.
Got the odd burst of nostalgia at the end there when they played the same music Seananners used to play at the end his earlier videos
Three minutes in and I am literally f-ing crying with laughter 🤣
Griffin sure does know how to end an episode.
You're really chomping on that Monster Factory flavor this arc.
"What, in all of skyrim, would help us in our fight?" THE WABBAJACK!
That music at the end sounded like some straight up top tier Tim Hecker.
that yoshi saying 'cheater. cheater.' over and over legitimately made me feel bad