After A Rocky Week, Stephen Finally Gets To Celebrate The Georgia Senate Wins By Warnock And Ossoff
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- Stephen kicks off our first Friday show of the new year with a segment we're calling "2021: The Week That Felt Like A Year." Luckily, thanks to our friend Stacey Abrams, there was some good news out of Georgia this week, and our host is finally able to celebrate it. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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The first week of 2021 feels like a pending transaction from 2020.
Go check the first two weeks of 2020 and you'll see 2021 is like a prequel.
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😂😂
2020 dropped a couple shitty bonus tracks.
Dear 2021, thanks for the one week free trial, but I will not be signing up for the full-year subscription ...
Just been watching footage of that West Virginia, *lawmaker* being ARRESTED - for his part of storming the Capitol - very satisfying - hope justice gets served to him & many others - including their criminal-in-chief
Ooooh, I hope there is some footage on YT! What a moron.
You know how to swing!
@@lenkacfk7155 - here's what I was watching - didnt watch the whole thing... (but listen to the terrible cough around the 2 minutes mark in this video... these idjits packed in like sardines in middle of covid pandemic...
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@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 how did you know - why yes I do know how to swing, and swim and sing - 🤸♀️🤹♀️🎠🎡🎢 🪁🙃😂😘
@@juliaconnell yes I watched it too. The idiots were coughing very loudly and obnoxiously on each other. I've been watching videos of every domestic terrorist getting arrested today and I'm loving every minute of it.
That “F*ck you, Mitch McConnell. You lost.” punchline was pure gold.
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needs to be a t shirt - 30% off in Kentucky
@@bradnorman7535 I would wear it.
Rigor mortis tortoise has been turned on its back!
@TV Junkie dude the only people to blame here are the ones voting for trump, having a reasonable difference of opinion isn't a crime, calm the fuck down
Anyway we won and Mitch McConnell isn't majority leader anymore what are you mad about
"F you Mitch Mcconnell, you lost." This line literally filled me with pure joy. Thank you Stephen 🙏
Stacey Abrams did what no one else could. Fought against voter suppression.
Fought "successfully" against voter suppression. She gives me hope for the future of the country.
That's a woman with a mission impossible - and she did it!
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That documentary "All In: The Fight For Democracy," I gotta check that out!
@@Bagledog5000 yes sir
Congrats to the fabulous patriots in Georgia who turned out the votes despite multiple vote suppression measures!
Thanks Stacey Abrams for that.
@UCNT_Nm9DI3cm0G_VpojAQLA U good bro?
YES! Go real patriots, and thanks for overcoming and speaking truth to power
YES
Exactly I'm so glad we won🙌
What happened in Arizona is equally astounding - native American counties also turned out and gave it to the Dems.
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The Dems need to really start looking out for minorities. All of them. Hell, get that healthcare passed ASAP. Especially if Warnock is only around for two years.
And AZ elected a motherfucking astronaut for the senate. Thank you Martha for being a loser!
yeah they managed to piss off everyone except those that cant read, write or cut their own food up but can wave flags, break windows, scratch doors and briskly put some papers out of order you know real American men.
Even Natives that are republicans voted Blue. Only 1000 Natives voted Red.
"Patriotism means to stand by the country, not the president" . Teddy Roosevelt🍀🍀🍀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Greetings from Belgium
I hope that Trump will hear martial law and then solve electoral fraud without obstacles. It is a wonderful idea if the proponents of this fraud are also accountable. I look forward to the long faces of Obama, Biden, Soros, Gates, Clinten and also some in Europe, for example the hypocritical Merkel, who always said lies about Trump
@@mannidammi6811 Get your head checked, you are delusional
@@mannidammi6811 It's not even worth telling you this, but you can look forward to whatever you want. You can look forward to the moon exploding if that's what you really dream of. Telling all of us about it isn't going to do a thing.
Thank you for the reminder/faith in our being able to remember that mindset, Belgium! :D
I wish we didn't need it, buuut apparently even we need to be reminded of our history from time to time. Appreciation from the USA!
Hello Belgium! Thank you for waffles, chocolate and Tintin!
I don’t think we can ever thank Georgia enough! 💙
Thank you Stacey Abrams for saving this country. Congrats to Sen Warnock and Ossoff.
Radical liberal raphael warnock. You probably don't know who they are & you're congratulating them lol
Ossoff,s social media is gold!
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“The same diversity that built this country, will be the same diversity that will save this country”-Stacy Abrams
@@victorarredondo304 Stop saying this nonsense. Senator Loeffler said that same garbage and lost.
It's a relief to finally see Stephen not distressed and angry on camera. It was a sad day to see when no comedians could deliver a joke without distress in their eyes.
It took alot of energy to get they're words about that day it was sad but very truthful
You smile at the jokes, Needing them, with tears trying to form & fall....
FYI Georgia's County lines are designed to disenfranchise minority voters. The fact we went blue is HUGE we worked hard for that, more importantly black voters worked hard for that. They deserve the credit!
USA is good at gerrymandering.
@@paddington1670 IT IS. I hate it! We do need to see reform but this election has a CLEAR winner.
@@mimilapin thank you georgia!
@Carefully Considered I was speaking generally about the assumption that GA is always a red state. Our Governor race & state rep races are very very messy because of the issue of redistricting.
Ahh the classic Gerrymandering
Trump cost the Republicans the House, the Senate and the Presidency. He actually made America great again! 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated!
I semi-believe that Trump was hired as a sleeper agent to run for president and destroy the GOP from the inside. It's making more and more sense since November.
@@thrillho4209 His job was to divide the US and weaken it on the international stage, he's earned some interest relief and his new apartment.
ps removal of US spy planes from Europe was just a bonus 😉
😵😵😵😂😂😂😂😂
If only he wasn't able to pack the courts with loonies
I hope all those agitators seditionists and insurrectionists get treated like terrorists. Throw the book at them. I wanna see some time.
Well, T**** actually signed off on a law against people "desecrating national monuments" - which includes the Capitol building. It's an automatic 10 year sentence. 🤣
Bring back the chain gangs and put all these traitors & Trump, to work like in COOL HAND LUKE.
Well, ... if a back dude gets 10 years for selling a dime bag then, given the current system, a white violent insurrectionist smashing through the doors of Congress will probably get, ... 10 hours of community service (on weekends or when convenient).
@@Lucius1958 He will pardon them.
@Chatty Cathy ooow so many bad choices again, the criminals from those events are serving time and the appropriate punishment for their crimes under law and those on the run get to live their lives as fugitives until they give themselves up. Ie if they need medication or social security or dozens of other things that only giving yourself up can fix. Thank god sadistic people like you don’t decide what is an appropriate punishment. This is why murderous folks like you and people like trump are not in anyway wanted in a sane society.
Stacy Abrams deserves Biden to give her the Presidential medal.
Yes! And Randy Rainbow deserves to sing at the inauguration!
America has already given Stacy one in their hearts. !
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I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.
A cabinet appointment would mean a hell of a lot more. The Presidential Medal of Freedom is now, and forever will be, meaningless thanks to the precedent Trump set. Just as how the Nobel Peace Prize has become meaningless by having given it to Obama, right before he started increasing the murder of innocents in Afghanistan via "collateral damage" drone strikes. Obama lied and said he'd put more boots on the ground, instead of relying on airstrikes, so as to mitigate civilian deaths. One of the many reasons I voted for him that turned out to be lies. Both medals/prizes are meaningless.
I’m a proud Georgia voter who has helped flip Georgia blue and flip off the trump supporters 😎🇺🇸☮️🏳️🌈❤️
Thank you from Canada 🇨🇦.
Georgia. Who'd have thought. Thanks from the good guy states.
@@tmichael80 LOL ...I thought we in Florida would be BLUE again ( Elected Obama twice) but NO!...Thank you Georgia!
Thank you!! ❤️
Thank you soooooo much
I love how that segment ended with "F*** you Mitch McConnell you lost"
Spoil alert
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Best line ever!!!
so i came down here to find this comment, and after reading it i was convinced they didn't bleep it.
they did.. im just so used to seeing fuck moscow mitch
When I saw the news on election night that he was re-elected, I muttered, "Aw fuck."
However, now that he's essentially impotent in the senate, I'm smiling gleefully and hope he's returned with the same compassion and courtesy he served in the last five years: none.
Imagine next state of the union. For the first time in history, two women will be behind the president during his address to the world
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Let's hope some day a woman will be actually addressing the nation, not just standing behind.
@Shashwat Singh enough of hatred in last 5 years man. Let's wish for couple of boring years
YYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
@@silvasilvasilva But but....lady hormones? Lol jk. It's a matter of time.
"What happened on Monday? I can't remember." ... I relate to this SO deeply! 🤣
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wasnt Monday the Perfect Phone call? or was that sunday? I cant believe that was THIS WEEK!!
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 let's keep this smooth like smooth little babies...
@@joshuagraham7646 The burned man lives...
Hey, there's the High-Roller!
Thank you Georgia! Thank you Stacy, to all the volunteers, to the donators, thank you, thank you.
When Stephen said “Fuck you Mitch McConnell, you lost” I literally punched the sky and yelled “Woohoo”!!!
I did that too! Although I yelled, "Fuck yeah, preach it brother!" in a Starbucks and promptly got stares lol.
My Senoia GA neighbor finally took down his stupid Trump flag. Thank you Stacy!
lucky you
Before or after the attack on America?
@@ColoringKaria ehm let me guess... after ?!
Stacey should get a Nobel Prize or something worthy of her greatest so far accomplishment. She is such an amazing woman and mentor for every young woman out there. Thank you Stacey Abrams.
STACY IS A ROCK STAR!
Imagine if Ms Abrams had won the governorship: busy with running that office, she would have no time for this grassroots effort that ultimately did more to advance equality than anything she could have done in office - not for her lack of trying but for being stymied at every turn.
@@krejados1 she will win it in 2022
@@krejados1 so it's a good thing she lost?
@@fisherking7798 No, it's more like that loss became the bright silver lining that outshone the dark cloud of defeat. With grace, style and hard work - so much of it! - she turned that defeat into a victory for our country.
“IS there math to be had here?”
“There’s math to be had here.”
I don’t know why I thought this bit was so funny.
"I think I huffed too many integers." Laughed so loud I scared the dog.
@@AbsentWithoutLeaving i scared my cat laughing when McTurtle pulled his head in!
"The square root of 'ish'." Economists have made careers from it!
I dug "I'm being told that that I've been told that before"
😂 hilarious
I started laughing when he said at the end of his calculation "F*** You Mitch McConnell You Lost" 😂
Me too!
I wanna buy that t-shirt. *Throws money*
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Same here, lol
Can’t wait for Monday’s show. He’ll get to rip on Trump being banned from Twitter. That’ll be juicy!
My thoughts exactly
It's so much quieter now. It's like turning the channel from murder-rap to classical. Until we remember that our planet is burning up... I'm sure Stephen is up for the challenge.
Banned forever or temporarily?
@@rid1bee Permanent. Twitter has issued statements.
@@rid1bee PERMANENTLY! :D
Black Americans saved America, and as a white, straight, male, let me thank you from the bottom of my heart
As a non-american, same (please america was trending on uk twitter for about 2 days before the election)
I don't want to put down the good vibes, but afaik most voters (as in 'who actually go to vote') in the US are white - I think more women voted than in the previous years, instead
Bruh, you took the words right out of my mouth... Take it from a Poor Georgian...
@@OrontesRM I don’t know loads about it so you might be right but I think more than total numbers of black people voting, there were high concentrations of them in normally republican states (like Georgia) who managed to flip them, so although in sheer numbers it may not seem like much, in terms of actual effects black peoples did have a very big impact
@@OrontesRM 55% of the white women voted for Trump so, they didn't really help
I hope democrats learned a very valuable lesson with Trump being elected.
Your vote DOES matter. Don’t ever take it for granted.
Amen.
And you guys voted in someone who thinks the California fires were caused by Jewish lasers! Nice work GOP!
Dear USA, have you gotten rid of your president, yet?
Sincerely,
The actual free world
More from the actual free world: If you haven’t booted out the defect yet and he asks for the nuclear codes do not, repeat do not, let him write them down.
That way he’ll scew then up and we won’t have a world ending nuclear event. Thanks.
Close, it's getting real close.
Oooh that hurts . Because its true !!! Its been bad the last 4 years. Thanks for asking we hope to do better !!!
Where is that "actual free world"? I'd like to move there. I'm guessing it's probably Antarctica, since that's the only place on Earth that isn't controlled by some kind of government. Until we get rid of government, you'll never actually be "free". That's just fact.
Fu.. Free World 3-1-3
Let me get this straight : The person with the Nuclear launch codes has been deemed too dangerous for a Twitter , Facebook or Instagram account ?
Yep. The nuclear football should be no where near that lunatic.
And now the nuclear codes, too.
To quote Carl on The Simpsons: "Yeah, it's best not to think about it."
Yes he has those powers
Yet. When that dawned on me I felt sick. He needs to leave right now
He would have to read the launch codes, so we're safe.
The Worst thing I've ever seen.
The AMERICAN Flag being REPLACED by a TRUMP flag..
I want to puke
That sums up everything you need to know about those people.
It’s bad, unpatriotic, disrespectful and causes many unpleasant emotional responses, but, we’ve seen kids separated from their families and kept in cages, peaceful protestors gassed on a public street, a man suffocated by the police and it goes and on. Take your feeling and do something to help ensure we don’t see any of this again. Please.
But kneeling is unpatriotic and disrespectful to the troops but storming the capitol is A-okay
Nobody is talking about that. They allowed white supremacists to trample the capitol and brought close enough to harm the lawmakers and the Vice President of United States. That’s a shame. Imagine if they were successful in killing some of them or Pence. Trump can’t say, I don’t know if they were going to do this. This is what he wanted, a lesson to people who had guts to stand with the constitution and against him. He wanted to harm Pence when he put the target on him. That sums it all. He can’t pretend to be naive when he is actually stroking combat mentality. You can’t lit the fire and expect a different result.
I even started liking Mitch for acknowledging the election results and cautioning against the objections of 100+ republicans.
But the left burning the American Flag and stomping on it is okay. The double standards and laughable.
Stephen......keep doing what you do, you bring light into the dark!
Hope to the heavens that Loeffler has to face prosecution for insider trading. I'm sure there is more than that.
And sedition.
Warnock put the muffler on Loeffler!
@@odonnabhainiverssen5006 well stated. I'm employed by a State government and the rules, policies and procedures we go through is intense. Criminal background checks, not allowed to invest in State sponsored programs we work on, never allowed to receive any gift, not even a drink or chocolate from the public etc.
Any politician should not be allowed to invest money into the stock market as these individuals make decisions long before it becomes public knowledge or any information being released becomes readily available for public knowledge. Public employees (Government officials and employees) get paid well, we have readily available overtime, proper award rates, sick and annual leave etc. There is no need to become greedy and corrupt to line ones pockets.
Why else would she buy herself a senate seat. She sure didn't do it for the people of Georgia. She bought that seat for her and her hubby's portfolio.
@@nestaannjarrett4948 her husband is literally the chairman of the NYSE , the head of the New York stock exchamge and a legislator should both have to put their investments in a blind trust, even the appearamce of impropriety hurts your country.
Stacey Abrams did something no one else could do fought and won against voter suppression
She is a goddess.
Took her and others 10+ years.....but it happened!
Got a #45 fired within a heartbeat. 🤣
#trumplost2020 #loserinchief #lockhimup
Seriously! It is because of her there is some light at the end of the tunnel.
She did get out the black vote. About time. GA is about 30% black and 20-25% are eligible to vote. So, finally, enough black people got out to help us flip GA blue.
Stacy Abrams deserves the presidential medal of freedom!
And they gave one to that twerp Devin Nunes 😡😡😡 still pissed at that.
Nah. For only flipping a state??
@@marysmith7765 Trump did devalue that thing especially when giving Rush one while he was whining about his fake imminent demise.
Possibly a better medal that wasn't given by a douchebag to a bunch of other douchebags. Sad to say it, but that medal is tainted forever now.
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That was absolutely brilliant and a real LAUGH ! The McConnell video of his smile melting - BRAVO !
Say it with me: "Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell!"
😍😁😎🎈💥💔✔❗💚
Runs smoothly off the tongue
I'm not even American and I felt relief from that.
Addison is apparently his first name.
He is a turd that just won’t flush :(
I have never been so proud to be a Georgian
I'm proud of you too. You need to know that.
@@icuranis4597 I mean living in here, I didn't know if it would go blue or not lol
1 8 21 Hey Anastasius, 😚...you're very peachy! Stay safe, keep calm, & be well. v
That's how I feel about being from Dekalb Co. We just couldn't stand all the attention Cobb and Fulton got in the general 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am very happy for you too, your people, your state. And for all the rest of us in this country that benefited from your vote!
"Lady that has to go to a horse barber" is hands down the best insult this year!
Agreed, cracked me the hell up 😆😂😆😂
I'm from Canada. I know America has the strength to make it through this. Hang in there! You've got this!
So proud of you all in Georgia! We celebrate y(our) wins!
Thank you Georgia for not being Kentucky👍
Does Georgia Fried Chicken taste better?
Just asking... for a friend.
Too true, Ann. My head exploded when F-U Mitch was re-elected.
This just in!
Mexico: We'll pay for the wall!
Canada: We want one too!
Only if trump is president
The other guy is cool 😎🇨🇦😷💙
@@betty-joymoreau4363 nah, I still support a wall, all those idiots are still capable of voting next election. There will be another trumper making another attempt to turn US into a dictatorship
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Jefff
😂😂😂😂
Nice one, man! 👏
"f!@# you mitch mcconnell, you lost!" one of the most profound things Stephen has ever said
Everyone here together for the biggest TGIF ever 😂
Now that's a really good Friday to remember
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what does tgif stand for?
@@jaisu9134 - An acronym for 'Thank God It's Friday'. 😁
I think we should wait until January 22nd.
Georgia is a peach, I love them. Georgia will always be on my mind!
FIRST BLACK SENATOR IN GEORGIA!!! Georgia has such a huge amount of black people. COME ONNNNN!!!!
SENATOR REVEREND RAPHAEL WARNOCK AND SENATOR JON OSOFF, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
I AGREE !!!!! glad to see some change going on
In the year of 2021.. let that sink in deep. 🤭
Because of gerrymandering and voter suprression, AKA outright racism.
A black man and a jew beat a racist and an anti-semite
Racist
Stacey Abrams is the best governor Georgia never had.
But you know it's darker than that. Had she won and had Biden also taken Georgia in a close race, it would have been easier for T**** to demonize electoral officials.
Also, I hear Georgia is still going to commit to more fair redistricting. In a sense it's better that Republicans are the ones doing it.
Either way, I think it's a terrible situation to be in. But I'm sure glad Stacy Abrams exists.
@@gyozakeynsianism 'I hear Georgia is still going to commit to more fair redistricting.' I heard something else. Care to cite?
@@Lea99Jones Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. I heard Abrams talk about it. I know there are also plans for nonpartisan districting in NC.
Hopefully she’s governor in 2022
Oh bless Trump’s heart. We just don’t give a damn down here in GA.
He simply lost the fiddle contest...5 times. 💙🍑
Petite Chaos 🎗🏆🥇for you!
What's the 5th time
@@daydodog He lost another lawsuit this week in Georgia.
This is what you get when you sell your soul and hitch your wagon to a lunatic. It may stay together for a bit, but it will end up in pieces down the road.
It may take me the rest of January to figure out your metaphor.
Mk L
You are this week’s “Mixed up Metaphor” winner.
@@q.e.d.9112 Yes, I miswrote, but if that's what you need to do to feel better about yourself, congratulations. Very lame my friend.
@@mkl5448
Sorry you didn’t appreciate it.😉
A President so immersed in vice, they had to impeach him twice!
:P
My favorite comment today!👏🏼 And Randy Rainbow released a new parody.... SEDITION! Thanks for the laughs its needed👍🏼🤜🏽🤛🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Already impeached on two counts.
Third time's the charm.
Republican senators "conveniently" resigned so they won't invoke the 25th or impeach, proving that they are still loyal to drump and this was very well planned. Be careful for more of the same.
@@olgacharalambous2810 -- It was only Cabinet members who resigned. The Republican Senators, sadly, are still there.
Of all the late night guys, Stephen is the one that makes me laugh out loud on the most consistent basis. He's a good guy
*congratulations* Senators Warnock an
& Ossoff - a promising start to 2021 (ignoring other events..) *THANK YOU* to those who voted & worked behind the scenes, here's to a *UNITED* states of America again, much ❤ from New Zealand
The game was rigged from the start.
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 if the game was rigged - then why are Republicans taking their seats in the House & Senate? You can't have it both ways - either the *entire* process was rigged - or it wasn't - can't just say *it was rigged* for seats or states that you LOST - democracy doesn't work that way - *dictatorships do*
@@juliaconnell Hey, there's the High-Roller!
Stacey Abram should get some kind of medal for getting more people to vote.
If racist Russian Limburger can get a freedom medal, Stacey deserves one
@K Crowe dude what
Adams should be in jail for Voter Fraud
@@carlyhall7821 Russian bot
Make Puerto Rico a state and make Washington DC a state and we won't have problems with the Senate ever again.
Also kill the filibuster.
@@antonbrakhage490 Wednesday wasn't so much a filibuster as a kill-a-buster.
@@antonbrakhage490 Yes Yes Yes Yes and Yes! And Anton, if anyone ever argues with you about it, simply reply "How long has the House of Representatives been functioning since they killed their filibuster?"
I think Puerto Rico would be Florida jr
Nah the republicans have a geographical advantage even without gerrymandering but dc and puerto rico statehood would help. also PR might not be as Democratic as DC but thats okay both parties can go compete there.
John Ossof is the first Jewish Senator from Georgia!
wow - i didn't know he was Jewish. how do ya like that? well, we now have 2 catholic presidents. Kennedy was a big deal at the time. maybe some day we'll have a Jewish pres or an Italian pres (like Cuomo, for instance, although he's worked so hard at being governor of NY, he may want to take it easy for a while :)
Yayy 💁🏾♀️😊😁👍🏽 CONGRATS TO THEM BOTH 🇺🇸
Stacey Abrams lost Georgia, but saved the country. Losing her governer run was the best think that happened for all of us. THANK YOU HERO STACEY ABRAMS! 🇺🇲🦸🏿♀️🥰👏🏿🥳
Even my aging white Republican grandmother liked Ms Abrams 1000000x more than Kemp. Stacey Abrams really worked hard, I admire her so much. We could not have done this without her or without the dedication of black & minority voters in Georgia.
It was always in God's plan!
I used to hate Georgia because of the crazy highway patrol that auto stopped out of state vehicles. Now, I thank god and all Georgians, Stacey Abrams is such a hero, and thanks to all the voters and African-American voters who came out. Thank you, Georgians.
Classic example of "Losing the battle, but winning the war."
@@dmew3960 God gave us free will so how could there be a plan?
This is truly historic times.
The people are sending a clear message. It is time for change 😥🙏🙏🙏.
We have a next four years to see what the outcome will be. Don't speak to soon.
@Bob Geatz They kicked out a billionaire who's married to the chairman(?) of the NYSE in Loeffler, and by kicking out David Perdue they got rid of a senator that's heavily suspected of insider trading and refused to even debate Ossoff before the election. I am pleeeenty happy to see that change in the Senate.
@@tcp102008 It can hardly be worse in fairness.
In the election they did.
U mean like the Nazis before WWII ?
“Pretty on brand for America to elect the first woman VP and expect her to do her old job too.”
Thanks Stephen, great joke .... haha why am I crying? Lol 😂😥
why is this me rn😭 i just got promoted at work and they want me to remain doing my old job as well “for the next month or two” 😩
@@lilwavesz Should ask for your new salary and the old one :).
And only pay her for doing one of those. Yep. I'm there now too.
FREE HUGGZ HERE🤗
Stephen Colbert is easily the most patriotic person in the media, and wears it unashamedly on his sleeve.
*Thomas Hayes* - that's why I love him. (don't tell Evie)
"a dog teaches a family the true meaning of Jesus, or whatever..."
this made me unexpectedly LOL! 😂
Would have been even funnier (well, to me anyway) if the dog had been a Saint Bernard.
😂😂 yeah we'll take anything
The first black senator in Georgia history. Hey, it's only 2021.
I was shocked. The ancestors energy is most felt in Georgia, New Orleans, Louisiana and Mississippi. That fact shocked me. I stayed up 24 hours straight, watching both channels, to rejoice in the win. Sadly, I awoke to Wednesday's shock. It took the celebration away.
@@debbieallen1815 I wouldn't let Wednesday's event sadden my celebration. I would say let it fuel your determination to vote, but yes visiting NOLA and MS you can feel the energy
Considering "rebels" were waving the confederate flag inside the capitol less than 24 hours later, unfortunately not that surprising. But also, what an f* you to those a-holes. Oh, you want the confederacy back? Well, we wanted a black pastor and a jewish guy who worked for John Lewis to represent us, AND IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE MORE OF US.
@@QueenMegaera It has revealed clearly that 70 million people in this country are gun-loving paranoid racists, whose notions of "freedom" are such Confederate throwbacks as, if you want to fire guns into public crowds you should have the right; if you want to destroy the environment you should have the right; if you want to eliminate corporate regulation and consumer protection you should have the right; if you want to suppress votes for racial minorities to assure white dominance you should have the right. Now that we know who they are and how many of them there are, we have to pull the plug on these Neo-Nazis if we're to preserve our already tenuous democracy (and step up to a full-out democracy) , as we're still the nationwide majority. Many corporate globalists exploit these freaks because they defy regulations and taxation; THEIR war. Since the Electoral College is what keeps their hold on our political system, our best bet is to eliminate the EC, along with Gerrymandering. That, in turn, would neutralize Neo-Nazi and Klan tribes.It would become almost impossible for another Trump figure to reappear in the future (next time, a smarter one).
I couldn't believe that actually
Laughed at the movie segment. My goals this year: get a haircut, eat in a restaurant, see a movie in a theater and travel somewhere, anywhere, even if it is the next county over in SC. 😆
May all of your dreams come true, Peggy.
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Amen, Peggy! Get a haircut, shop for a new dress in actual physical shop, and get a drink (or 5) in a pub! Haven't thought I'll miss my bartenders so much 😅
THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT!!! hahahaha Colbert is killing it, starting to feel like the report again! More silliness!!!
Love The “Adding On The Calculator” Scene. Gets Me Every Time 😂
Ok.
The swooshing back and forth part being my fav.
He shows more dexterity with four knuckles than most people do with five fingers.
I keep expecting the words 'Approximately f*ck all' at the end, though :P
I'd like to thank the Trumplings for the house, the senate, and the presidency. We appreciate you showing your true colors...
Well said
They must be very tired of winning.
Warning to any magas. Don't even try it.
Also Ossoff is the first Jewish senator from Georgia and the first Jewish senator from the deep south for nearly 50 years!
And the youngest Senator since Biden was sworn in
If Ivanka runs the Deep South will have to vote for an all Jewish first family in the White House. That will be interesting.
Dems dont actually care about qualifications, only about race because they are still racists :P
remember that ditty that starts "Mississippi burning?"
The only thing I can thank trump for is trashing Georgia to give us the senator run offs and control of the senate and stripping McConnell of all power!
What about your check stipid?
@@kevinkruger3397 -- What's a check stipid?
He has been excellent all week.
who, Colbert or Ted Cruz?... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there.
RING-A-DING-DING
Hell yeah
Hey, there's the High-Roller!
When Social Media punishes Trump more than the people who should....
I don't want to "like" this because it makes me sad.
When corporations has to play grown-ups in the room, cause Cabinet are rats in a sinking ship, and GOP in general are pool of seditious invertebrates in shambles, scared of their screaching voters...
They never cared about the steal. Their focus was to destroy a person they didn't like. Thats how the left works. It's the same in Venezuela
@@harryukraine ept Sunni durani nikto tulum. I put a deep state illuminati curse on you. 😂
@@harryukraine You're. In. A. Cult.
The whole country wins because of Georgia. Thank you Georgia!
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This is a game of inches. My raised middle finger is roughly 4 inches when pointed in Loeffler's direction.
Beautiful
Good one haha
Trump needs to be banned from all social media. PERMANENTLY
And connected to rocket and placed in the antarctic
I await the day Trump becomes a Redditor 😂
4Chan is gone right? So only Reddit is the biggest platform left.
Kinda was 😂
He's been banned from the big ones.
He hasn't been banned from Parler. But Google has kicked them off the Play store and Apple looks like they are about to kick them of their app store.
@@bilateralrope8643 I say leave Parler up. It will be easy for the FBI to comb and see if any of them are planning terrorist stuff.
Smoking a bowl to this! Thanks Steven!
Likewise 👍
Hit that 420.. we gonna need it for the headaches our own neighbors set upon us! 💪💪💪
You and I both brother 😎
Don’t bogart that joint! Maybe pass it to a MAGA friend... it might enlighten them! 😏💭
Whatever gets you through the night
It's all right, it's all right
This entire clip is hilarious. The adding up all the numbers on the calculator was the funniest s*** I’ve seen in a long time. Well done.
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Steven, Ste-Fun!!💗 Thanks for just being you dude!
Unlike Trump that calculator has fully earned its upcoming retirement.
What pissed me off more is that he’s going to get a presidential pension
Wouldn't it be sweet irony for Little Bunkerbitch to loose not only his presidential pension, but all the money he's made on the side by going to his freak show golf course in Florida.
It would be fitting since that's how he has treated some real Americans who worked for him.
Reaper6207 "Little Bunkerbitch"
Man I love that. Mind if I steal that and call him that from now on?
Nice. "Unlike Trump that calculator" projects results based on outside input.
This is why impeachment is important- he loses his pension, travel expenses and secret service. It would be so ironic if he went through life threatened by q, proud boys, maga...
“I can’t wait to find out what I’m gonna say tonight.” Best host quote ever
I called off work today because this whole week has been a mental roller coaster. I needed a break from life.
Right there with you on that
I'm calling off Jan 20th to see refreshing history
Tell me about it 🥺
I drank more beer than I've drunk for as long as I can remember.
Slowly recovering but still feeling good today!
@@antonystringfellow5152 This whole week made me paranoid because there were similar “protestors” in Indianapolis Indiana where I live. I went to sleep with a bat in my hand and and knife under my pillow.
I've lost count, how many times I've watched the first bit. It feels so damned good, to laugh.
Thank you Ossoff and Warnock.
Stacey Abrams
I can't hear his name without thinking of RADICAL LIBERAL RAPHAEL WARNOCK
"A movie where a dog teaches a family the true meaning of Jesus" 🤣 🤣 🤣
Stacy Abrams: MVP 💎
Nobody got more people to vote against Trump than Trump.
MVP? Jon Baptiste Kamala Harris song on Utube is a hoot and must see. The VP is his MVP.
Stacy Abrams: Time's Person of the Year.
@@carolbahr4978 Yep, caught it was a dope song...
@@krejados1 she deserves it!!!!
I gotta say, whoever mixed the music for the movie segment did a fantastic job
A Friday Show!? Thank you Stephen 🙏
RING-A-DING-DING
@@bennyheadofthechairmen8808 keep the bells ringing
RING-A-DING-DING-DONG. he he. v
I wouldn't hire Trump as a Bible holder.
...
Have you seen how bad he is at it?
He does like thumping it...just in a creepy stranger danger kind of way.
Id rather have the Palmist do that.
_I wouldn't hire Trump as a Bible holder._
I would. I'm fine with Trump as the public face of religion. :)
After all, evangelical Christians tend to be his _staunchest_ supporters (along with white supremacists - or is that redundant?).
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Biden can't even talk and walk, good luck with that for 4 years.
In light of the terrorist attack on Wednesday, I imagine that security will be so tight that even a fart won't squeak by.
“And the results are....”
I will keep and treasure the next line forever.
“Monday, what happened Monday? I can’t remember”
Me too Stephen. Me too
See how quickly The Godfather phone call got wiped out from our collective memory? Even this show said nothing about that one hour phone call which was the biggest news on Monday
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I don't know how I could have endured all of this madness without Stephen.
Same here!
There's one reason for why I can say that I'm sort of glad Mitch Mcconnell is still in the senate, and that reason is he'll have to sit back and watch as legislation is actually passed, without him having the power to block it in what could be his last term
Also really gotta thank Georgia and Arizona for this moment, and those who made it possible
It's funny how great minds often think alike. Thanks for saying what was on my brain. Kudos from Kentucky.
Unfortunately, Manchin is a Dino and therefore Moscow Mitch still holds all the cards.
Colbert is a national hero at this point. How do you make someone laugh in a time like this? Genius.
Loeffler lost because she forgot to say"Y'all" enough.
And “radical liberal Raphael Warnock”
@@chloekey8043 touche
LMAO!! She didn't fake it hard enough with that southern accent
It's ironic that Perdue means "he lost" in French 😂😂
God I love you Colbert
! Thank you for bringing a smile back to my face
Thank you to the great state of Georgia !!! We love you for seeing the truth!!!!
We just went from "Thank God 2020's over!" to "Oh no, 2021's begun!"
2021 is already better than 2020...just it's an incrementalist approach. We now have vaccines going out (though poorly distributed cause of course it would be), we have ousted Republican majorities for 2 years, and the year hasn't started with Australia or California on fire.
Just, we got the natural progression from Charlottesville in Trump inciting a riot against Congress. And little to no economic or public relief.
a real good one - LOL Keep safe New person :} 🌷
Lol thank goodness. Kinda crazy when the historic come-from-behind Senate flip thanks to a Southern state is barely news. Can't wait to get back to celebrating this.
Imagine a week where Democrats take Georgia is background news. 😂
The “joke” about Kamala having to do 2 jobs and be paid for one was 💯
If and when (hopefully when) charges are bought up on all those republican senators who supported the lies that casued the deranged mob to attack the capitol, plus those 6 that actually stormed the capitol with that deranged mob, theres gonna be some freshly empty republican seats in the house AND senate so Dems would still have control