If a single mom is having to work three jobs to make ends meet, there is something drastically wrong with the system. When does she have time to be with her son?
'Narcissistic personality disorder' is a mental condition. “Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, an inflated sense of one’s own importance, an excessive need for attention, exaggerated achievements and talents, disregard for other's feelings, belittling other people to make one’s self appear superior, taking advantage of others to get what one wants, inability to handle criticism, a sense of entitlement, and a lack of empathy for others.”…Remind you of anybody?
If someone like that actually did good things he could be oddly excusable, but still impossible. He can't think and feel like he does and do good, even for himself or people he supposedly cares about, because he simply doesn't care... he has no values other than the love of money and he turns around and squanders that too. How a businessperson can be so undisciplined and disorganized and not end up on skid row is an anomaly at best, but he certainly shouldn't be a dog catcher let alone president. I just don't get how anyone thinks this man should be in any position of power or influence. If he was a cell, he'd be a cancer cell.
I fell out laughing when Stephen mentioned Mike Spence would be a keynote speaker and then fell back into a deep sleep. That was too funny! It's why I love Stephen.
Im sure you felt the 2012 Democratic convention was like North Korea too where they praised Obama on national tv, or the 1996 Democratic convention where they praised Clinton. This is I is done in a convention does when its the party trying to elect someone to a second term. How dumb do you have to be to not know that. And no im not a Trump supporter, im a cannabis using, welfare receiving atheist. I just criticize where its due and not for things everyone does.
@@christopherdonahue1066 Obama's daughters and Chelsea Clinton never spoke at a DNC. Maybe because talented and accomplished people were willing to associate with those Presidents. But probably because they were kids. So you're not making any sense. That's what the comment claimed. Not just "singing praises" but HIS FAMILY singing praises. Cannabis using has nothing to do with your politics. Weird claim.
@@christopherdonahue1066 oh God. "Canmabis using, welfare recieving" You're describing most Republican voters in Alabama. No wonder you're so transparent.
One of my rightie friends said to me, "I like Stephen better on his old show, when he wasn't political." I almost passed out from lack of oxygen, I was laughing so *hard!!!*
@Agent Fungus Ive seen Colbert talk about those people but I highly doubt it's a majority of conservatives and if it was it was they didn't watch because no one who actually believed what Colbert's character claimed to would ever use the "arguments" he did to back up their "position." I watch media from the far left all the way to the far right and no, the "arguments/points" Colbert's character made came no where close to the arguments made by people who were actually conservative
LMAO...go the PBS newshour and actually WATCH the damn speeches for yourself. Dont ever get your news from a stupid man named Colbert...DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.
@@wendyflatt39 Whoa whoa, no need to get testy. I didn't mention anyone in particular, but since you automatically assume I solely meant Trump, well, you know what happens when you assume. You make an 'ass' out of yourself.
The Avengers intro just keeps getting better which I didn't think was possible. Toothbrush that needs replacing--- that 1 really got me, great job team Colbert!!!!
@@HTtwentyten You got a specific one? I mean, it's possible - but Pompeo was the first Secretary of State in history to talk at a convention. The memo on this says they should not even attend the convention, let alone speak at one.
@@zoeherriot I don't have names, but there were cabinet-level people speaking at Obama's 2012 DNC. I doubt the Trump admin. would do something like this if they didn't have firm legal precedent on their side. They have the GOP and all its resources behind them.
@@HTtwentyten you doubt the GOP would do something like this unless they had firm legal precedent on their side? Really? The GOP? Well... they don't have legal precedent on their side. What they did appears to be illegal. And just because someone else did something illegal, doesn't automatically make it fine for them to do it to. So the DNC in 2012 - that was stretching the law, for sure - but it probably did not violate the hatch act because none of the cabinet members did on camera presentations, and it wasn't held in a federal building. I would still condone them being penalised if it was considered illegal though. But Pompeo has no such recourse - it's pretty black and white and he even went against his own memo to the state department on presidential appointees even being allowed to attend a convention. But... seriously - the GOP just break the law every goddam minute (especially Trump) -It's one problem I have with the DNC. THey tend not to break the law, and don't take the GOP to task properly for doing so - and so they are not playing on a level playing field. It's a weakness on their part: Things that GOP and Trump have done that are illegal in the past few months: Deliberately slowed the mail Kellyanne Conway has repeatedly violated the hatch act Trump and Ivanka used the office of the president to endorse a product Attempted to use a federal building for a partisan event Appear to have attempted to use the presidency to impact a business (Amazon) We have confirmation FROM THE GOP that Trump probably lied to Mueller Trump tried to get the FBI building moved so that it would not be possible to have a competing hotel near his hotel Trump is continually taking funds into his private properties from the government (and artificially raising prices) while doing so The firing of the AG in NY was probably illegal (to be determined) Chad Wolf appointment - illegal Like - the list goes on and on and on - and don't for a second think the DNC has anything on Trump when it comes to illegality. They just don't have it in them.
@@dritan68 Exactly, but the way Trump and his kind think of it, if you get away with it, it's alright. It's the old idiom "There's a sucker born every minute." They not only depend on that in order to swindle others, but to go ahead and be swindled themselves.
Agreed. I never liked Stephen in the studio, he looked too...brushed and polished...too stainless steel and hard to relate with. These shows are much better as he seems more relaxed. And funnier.
I love how they claim that a man that has tweeted over 140 times in a 24 hour period, works tirelessly for the American people. This man has played golf almost 300 times since becoming president, so almost a year of his term was spent golfing. At an expense of around 150 million in taxpayer money. Seems a strange way to work tirelessly for the American people.
The same guy who regularly rage tweeted about all the time Obama spent golfing. Which, of course, was a fraction of the time hypocritical Humpty Trumpty has wasted.
The American people are working tirelessly for him so he can play golf. He never expected you to really think he meant HE was going to be working tirelessly for us....not when he's got 30 million saps to do for him.....
Howard Biel - that’s Trump’s one good feature. He’s a sociopath but, like a Disney villain, he’s easily distracted. I am always a little relieved when Trump is rage tweeting or golfing, because it means that he isn’t, at that moment, working to destroy America’s environment or democracy.
Haha. So true! But, what’s with cobber? He just seems so....pissed off? I mean he hates trump so much, it prevents him from being funny. He should stick with more of like a newscaster which I believe he started out as?
when johnny Carson was the king of all talk shows back in 80's I used to get his VHS to watch in Baghdad,I might be the only guy in Iraq knew about Carson and loved him.then Carson resigned in 1992 I was upset ;add to that my town became a war zone!! So it was rough time .But then I found out about David Letterman ..he was my joy on VHS then on satellite in 90's but he also resigned in 2014 ,I almost went nut specially Robin William died in same year .But thanks god, fortunately I have Stephen Colbert otherwise i would go crazy .Carson ,Letterman and Colbert are the best remedy to put up with this fucking world .
@@mlghelp2day Three means at least two of them are probably part time. And given how much hours had been cut even before the pandemic that's not exactly unheard of.
Not even just working 3 jobs, but working 3 jobs and still falls below the poverty line to qualify for assistance. That's crazy. Let me guess their solution......... More tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. It hasn't worked the last hundred times, but it will if we just do it more. Contrary to claims, minimum wage IS supposed to be able to be lived off of. And lived off of decently. The "get a higher education" besides not being feasible for everyone, was also supposed to be to live well. Not just to be able to get by on.
Dems haven't fixed the problem these past three decades, why would they suddenly start under the most conservative candidate they've put forward so far? www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2020
Could Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle screams have been any louder? Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear the Banshee screaming, screeching & yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖
10:35: “She dressed to impress ... or to *_command the Soviet tank corps!”_* 🤣 Spot on! 🎯 Her dress, her eyes, her tragic situation ... I found myself humming Elton John’s _Nikita:_ 🎵 _With eyes that looked like ice on fire_ _The human heart a captive in the snow_ _Oh Nikita, you will never know_ ... 🎵
Melania won't even hold his hand in public. Many times, it shows her pulling away from him. How can you respect someone that you can't stand being around.
Gosh! You hate her because she does not hate her husband like you do. She is obviously a strong, mature and secure woman. They don't need to look into eachothers eyes and hold hands like the Clintons and Obamas do to make a point that mummy and daddy are still in love, can't you all see...Lol
Debbie Menon there’s literally multiple footage of her swiping trump to not hold his hand as his attempts fail several times. So your statement wld make sense if Trump wasn’t trying to display minor public affection. It’s quite clear on videos how she feel abt him.
@Karen R Seriously, are you 4? Or just north korean? Where did Trump outsource his election fraud empire for this election? "Where in the world is Crimin Sandiego?" Lets drop sanctions against russia, let them join G7, they only stole a little piece of Crimea, Putin is put-out, c'mon everybody, somebody pick him!
Me too, I remember thinking the first time he brought out that gag that he should do it more often. Sometimes, a comedian you like will do more beaver-face shctick about the least important president’s least important son, and you’ll get to say that your dream came true! 😂
I have to say I feel it's the one thing that's a little too mean, but I can't help but laugh anyway, and that's the intent. He's not exactly a man of substance or consequence anyway.
*"Jack's mom Sarah, who works three jobs to support her son..."* Yeah, that's the problem right there, isn't it? What do you say? That isn't a problem? Well,...if you say so, Mikey...
@@littlelady12 3 jobs...... 3 Including parenting would be 4 not saying that it's not possible but let's just think for a moment during covid-19 pandemic Just curious what kind of jobs is she working how much money is she possibly making on 3 jobs and what time does she have for that little boy if she's the only parent present too many variables who's babysitting is the kid going around Grandma and Grandpa excetera excetera
Yes, three jobs... that means she probably doesn't have health insurance, and no vacation time. In Sweden, there is a law that even parttime workers get the same benefits as full time. For example, vacation time, a temporary worker gets 13% added on to the base pay. Makes it so businesses can't play the "parttime, no benefits game."
@@GKA11111 the little girls I teach also recognize that Trump is trying to be a dictator, though, so why is that supposed to be an insult? Clearly they're more aware than you are
Donald Trump JR speech, We are here tonight to talk about the great american story, "The land of broken campaign promises, low paying jobs and to honored our war heros such as Edward Gallighar and Clint Lorance. Yes, It's all the radicals left wing false. "The Best Is Yet To Come"😭
I got this vibe that we had, like, "three days to stop the moon from falling into the earth." And the music started playing faster. Felt like I had less time. I'm trying to be silly about it but like. I'm getting the same anxiety tingles, but. This isn't a game. This is real life. Uh oh.
Jeff Pagan she’s dressed like Fidel and trumpy had on high heels and bell bottoms that were too short for his grand entrance to the immigration ceremony.
Steve, my thought on the Mom with 3 jobs was why does she have to work 3 jobs to survive? I think you have the same thought as me one that one. Love your imitation of Eric the dweeb. Melania, we won't forget the last 3 1/2 years either, they have been a total nightmare!
Boy, Stephen you hit it out of the New York Stadium!!! I couldn't watch the RNC last night so I tune in to your show as always, to see If I missed anything... Which I didn't, not surprised, loved your take on the highlights!!! See you back here for tonight!
If a single mom is having to work three jobs to make ends meet, there is something drastically wrong with the system. When does she have time to be with her son?
lesley wall Or, you know, sleep?
Kids stay with grandma.
@Blacked Out Radio Yeah. Those lazy children. Get them up the chimneys. Have we no workhouses? Have we no prisons?
@Blacked Out Radio Speaking from your own experience, apparently.
But Trump gets to add those 2 extra jobs to his "record" jobs numbers. So there's that...
Gavin Newsome was at home watching saying, "Damn, I sure am glad I dodged that batshit crazy bullet".
Oh my word! 😂I’m sitting here with tears streaming down my face & my sides hurting from laughter at Stephen’s Eric impression! Nailed it!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
'Narcissistic personality disorder' is a mental condition. “Symptoms include an excessive need for admiration, an inflated sense of one’s own importance, an excessive need for attention, exaggerated achievements and talents, disregard for other's feelings, belittling other people to make one’s self appear superior, taking advantage of others to get what one wants, inability to handle criticism, a sense of entitlement, and a lack of empathy for others.”…Remind you of anybody?
If someone like that actually did good things he could be oddly excusable, but still impossible. He can't think and feel like he does and do good, even for himself or people he supposedly cares about, because he simply doesn't care... he has no values other than the love of money and he turns around and squanders that too. How a businessperson can be so undisciplined and disorganized and not end up on skid row is an anomaly at best, but he certainly shouldn't be a dog catcher let alone president. I just don't get how anyone thinks this man should be in any position of power or influence. If he was a cell, he'd be a cancer cell.
Guilfoyles speech is ✨unsettling✨
It makes me physically ill.
Yeah, I hate seeing drug abuse too
Melania is right, these last three years have been unforgettable... and in November we'll make sure it will NEVER happen again.
Stephen, your Eric Trump impersonation LITERALLY made my raspberry tea shoot outta my nose!!! thanks a lot dude, I’m fighting a sinus infection! 😂😂😂
@Teja Ah man, hope you're feeling better!
his best running gag RN
I fell out laughing when Stephen mentioned Mike Spence would be a keynote speaker and then fell back into a deep sleep. That was too funny! It's why I love Stephen.
Me too! Lmao right now 🤣
The dear leader's family singing his praises on national TV at a political event. Not at _all_ like North Korea. 🙄
Great observation.
North-Korea is complaining for cultural appropriation
Im sure you felt the 2012 Democratic convention was like North Korea too where they praised Obama on national tv, or the 1996 Democratic convention where they praised Clinton. This is I is done in a convention does when its the party trying to elect someone to a second term. How dumb do you have to be to not know that. And no im not a Trump supporter, im a cannabis using, welfare receiving atheist. I just criticize where its due and not for things everyone does.
@@christopherdonahue1066 Obama's daughters and Chelsea Clinton never spoke at a DNC. Maybe because talented and accomplished people were willing to associate with those Presidents. But probably because they were kids.
So you're not making any sense. That's what the comment claimed. Not just "singing praises" but HIS FAMILY singing praises.
Cannabis using has nothing to do with your politics. Weird claim.
@@christopherdonahue1066 oh God. "Canmabis using, welfare recieving"
You're describing most Republican voters in Alabama. No wonder you're so transparent.
When Stephen gets back into the studio I am going to miss hearing his wife laughing in the background. They are an adorable couple!
The Eric impression, it’s uncanny! 😂
I looooovvvvee hearing his colleague laughing in the background!!!
I think it might be his wife :)
if u saw part 1, it's his wife
One of my rightie friends said to me, "I like Stephen better on his old show, when he wasn't political." I almost passed out from lack of oxygen, I was laughing so *hard!!!*
Really nerd
Hats off to you for managing to hold on to a rightie friend in 2020.
@Agent Fungus Ive seen Colbert talk about those people but I highly doubt it's a majority of conservatives and if it was it was they didn't watch because no one who actually believed what Colbert's character claimed to would ever use the "arguments" he did to back up their "position." I watch media from the far left all the way to the far right and no, the "arguments/points" Colbert's character made came no where close to the arguments made by people who were actually conservative
@ricaard Clearly your friend was watching with the TV on mute! 😅
Translation: "I like Stephen Colbert back when I wasn't making a *complete* ass out of myself."
damn, it's easier to clean up an oil spill than this administration
@Blacked Out Radio - In what way?
Blacked out come to. No really, wake up.
Blacked Out Radio are you for real ?
@@tiberiussempronious6252 In $$$$$$$$.
@Blacked Out Radio You're referring to trump cleaning up as in pocketing tax payer dollars, right?
Stephen's take-down of Eric Trump was _brutal._
absolutely savage.
good stuff.
“I hate these recitals! Which kid is this?!? Turfany or Malaria?!?” Brilliant!
I lost it during that part 😂😂😂
I just spit milk through my nose ....
'Guilfoyling' - when you try and make a Braveheart style speech but end up just scaring the horses.
Bluecher!
More of a Dwight from The Office speech...
I really thought she was going to turn into a gargoyle and fly around the auditorium!
Thanks for the chuckle Sophie! Bluecher!!! lol
Trump's version of Braveheart as he faces multiple criminal investigations - *_"It may take YOUR lives, but they'll never take... MY FREEDOM!"_*
Just gloss over the three job thing, nothing to see here, just underpayed working class mother.
What or who does she use for childcare? That's another story the RNC isn't prepared to go into.
Works extra job bec trump cut off her food stamps and medical coverage for her child.
Working 3 jobs for one child...
I thought the American dream was to have a good quality of life. Not work three jobs just to get by.
and it did not occur to him that this was a problem...
Mitch McConnell as Emperor Palpatine, lol, I can't take it.
7:27- the Eric Trump Impression - Had me CRYING Laughing !! - and then it kept coming- so dang good Stephen
Who loves the "America Endgame" intro video? ..this guy, for one!
The vanishing drop boxes. Amusing stuff.
It is awesome.
Kimberly Guilfoyle reminds me of that old lady from North Korean State TV.
Only that kind of blind, brainwashed propaganda is broadcast in communist countries. The US has become what it once despised.
Haha..that was awesome..
Gosh, you’re right! Well, that’s disturbing.
Isn't Kimberly a she- male????
@@vincentpadovano7855 More like a he-she...
Dark and angry is the new motto of the Republican party.
LMAO...go the PBS newshour and actually WATCH the damn speeches for yourself. Dont ever get your news from a stupid man named Colbert...DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH.
When you list your own family members as references on a resume because you have no other people who can realistically and honesty vouch for you.
i think biden did the same thibg didn't he? lets see...he had his wife AND BOTH HIS SURVIVING KIDS give speeches....Trump has more kids dubass
@@wendyflatt39 Whoa whoa, no need to get testy. I didn't mention anyone in particular, but since you automatically assume I solely meant Trump, well, you know what happens when you assume. You make an 'ass' out of yourself.
The Avengers intro just keeps getting better which I didn't think was possible.
Toothbrush that needs replacing--- that 1 really got me, great job team Colbert!!!!
Colbert's impressions of Eric caused me to wake up my wife with my cackling.
Thank you for the heads up...don't want to wake-up my kids. Have no intention to make breakfast at 3'something in the morning.
Eric "I plead the 5th" Trump
Update--- nope it didn't work....thank goodness all individual AC are on in each of our rooms.
@@samlopez6176 Just commit to it... By the time you're ALL done laughing, breakfast will still happen, on schedule. 🤣
I saw Rudy Giuliani more than Eric
Steven you killed me with laughter tonight. The Eric teeth, the mike pence sleeping. This show was hilarious ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"traditionally" isn't the point. Pompeo violated the Hatch Act.
Multiple SERIOUS HATCH ACT VIOLATIONS every night of this RNC. Trump and his family believe they are above the law. Lets prove them wrong in November.
Democrats have violated the Hatch Act as well. No charges will be pressed, because it will take everyone down.
@@HTtwentyten You got a specific one? I mean, it's possible - but Pompeo was the first Secretary of State in history to talk at a convention. The memo on this says they should not even attend the convention, let alone speak at one.
@@zoeherriot I don't have names, but there were cabinet-level people speaking at Obama's 2012 DNC. I doubt the Trump admin. would do something like this if they didn't have firm legal precedent on their side. They have the GOP and all its resources behind them.
@@HTtwentyten you doubt the GOP would do something like this unless they had firm legal precedent on their side? Really? The GOP? Well... they don't have legal precedent on their side. What they did appears to be illegal. And just because someone else did something illegal, doesn't automatically make it fine for them to do it to. So the DNC in 2012 - that was stretching the law, for sure - but it probably did not violate the hatch act because none of the cabinet members did on camera presentations, and it wasn't held in a federal building. I would still condone them being penalised if it was considered illegal though.
But Pompeo has no such recourse - it's pretty black and white and he even went against his own memo to the state department on presidential appointees even being allowed to attend a convention.
But... seriously - the GOP just break the law every goddam minute (especially Trump) -It's one problem I have with the DNC. THey tend not to break the law, and don't take the GOP to task properly for doing so - and so they are not playing on a level playing field. It's a weakness on their part:
Things that GOP and Trump have done that are illegal in the past few months:
Deliberately slowed the mail
Kellyanne Conway has repeatedly violated the hatch act
Trump and Ivanka used the office of the president to endorse a product
Attempted to use a federal building for a partisan event
Appear to have attempted to use the presidency to impact a business (Amazon)
We have confirmation FROM THE GOP that Trump probably lied to Mueller
Trump tried to get the FBI building moved so that it would not be possible to have a competing hotel near his hotel
Trump is continually taking funds into his private properties from the government (and artificially raising prices) while doing so
The firing of the AG in NY was probably illegal (to be determined)
Chad Wolf appointment - illegal
Like - the list goes on and on and on - and don't for a second think the DNC has anything on Trump when it comes to illegality. They just don't have it in them.
"I hate these recitals, which one of my children is this? Is that Turfany or Malaria?"
Spat out my coffee over that one. :-D
The Eric Impression deserves an Oscar
I’m more worried about what’s going to happen after the election. America is a tinder box right now.
Yeah, things do not look good at all. Every morning I wake up and get an overwhelming wave of dread. This is awful.
Either way things are going to get worse 😔. Trump won't go without a fight and his gun toting degenerates are going to hit the streets
If you borrow millions from The banks and don’t pay it back you’re committing bank robbery .
@@dritan68 Exactly, but the way Trump and his kind think of it, if you get away with it, it's alright. It's the old idiom "There's a sucker born every minute." They not only depend on that in order to swindle others, but to go ahead and be swindled themselves.
Stephen's wife laughing in the background is the best part of the COVID era
Agreed. I never liked Stephen in the studio, he looked too...brushed and polished...too stainless steel and hard to relate with. These shows are much better as he seems more relaxed. And funnier.
@@fha1885 It definitely suits him and his style of humour better
Anyone notice that they never wipe down that podium between speakers, an object they're collectively touching and breathing onto?
Andrew Netherton exactly......
Is it bad that I’ve got my fingers crossed?
@@MyMarsham
Covid 19: (winking) Nope....not at all.
Covid 19 smoking a cigarette and smiling: I sure did!
There's hope.
I love how they claim that a man that has tweeted over 140 times in a 24 hour period, works tirelessly for the American people. This man has played golf almost 300 times since becoming president, so almost a year of his term was spent golfing. At an expense of around 150 million in taxpayer money. Seems a strange way to work tirelessly for the American people.
The same guy who regularly rage tweeted about all the time Obama spent golfing. Which, of course, was a fraction of the time hypocritical Humpty Trumpty has wasted.
The American people are working tirelessly for him so he can play golf. He never expected you to really think he meant HE was going to be working tirelessly for us....not when he's got 30 million saps to do for him.....
The country would be better if he encouraged him to play more golf...much more golf...
Howard Biel - that’s Trump’s one good feature. He’s a sociopath but, like a Disney villain, he’s easily distracted. I am always a little relieved when Trump is rage tweeting or golfing, because it means that he isn’t, at that moment, working to destroy America’s environment or democracy.
Kimberly could be in the wrong convention she thought it was Wrestle Mania
when he falls asleep in the middle of saying Mike Pence 😭
Imagine a sleep-aide named after him...
The first time I saw Kimberly Guilfoyel's, whatever that was, I legitly thought it was an SNL skit.
Oh god, that's way too accurate
I think she damaged my hearing...I saw blood.
Just wait for SNL
Haha. So true! But, what’s with cobber? He just seems so....pissed off? I mean he hates trump so much, it prevents him from being funny. He should stick with more of like a newscaster which I believe he started out as?
Me too!
I hope you get through this America stay safe and look after one and other. Love from New Zealand ✌️
Eric said "dead' so much in the clip, sounded like he was saying "DAD".
when johnny Carson was the king of all talk shows back in 80's I used to get his VHS to watch in Baghdad,I might be the only guy in Iraq knew about Carson and loved him.then Carson resigned in 1992 I was upset ;add to that my town became a war zone!! So it was rough time .But then I found out about David Letterman ..he was my joy on VHS then on satellite in 90's but he also resigned in 2014 ,I almost went nut specially Robin William died in same year .But thanks god, fortunately I have Stephen Colbert otherwise i would go crazy .Carson ,Letterman and Colbert are the best remedy to put up with this fucking world .
man I would mail you whatever video you need.
Noah trevor, seth meyers are great too. John Mayer
Seriously! Fix the part where the Mom is working three jobs, then we'll talk.
Yeah i wonder if the mom wasnt really wrking 3 jobs...maybe 2 jobs🤔
@@mlghelp2day Three means at least two of them are probably part time. And given how much hours had been cut even before the pandemic that's not exactly unheard of.
Not even just working 3 jobs, but working 3 jobs and still falls below the poverty line to qualify for assistance. That's crazy. Let me guess their solution......... More tax cuts for billionaires and corporations. It hasn't worked the last hundred times, but it will if we just do it more. Contrary to claims, minimum wage IS supposed to be able to be lived off of. And lived off of decently. The "get a higher education" besides not being feasible for everyone, was also supposed to be to live well. Not just to be able to get by on.
Im surprised they didn’t drag her for being a single mother.
Dems haven't fixed the problem these past three decades, why would they suddenly start under the most conservative candidate they've put forward so far?
www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2020
guilfoyle's speech reminded me of a certain austian motivational speaker in the 1930's
There are so many memes online about Guilfoyle's speech. They are hilarious! 😅😅
MLG HELP thank garp memes are silent.
"Austrian".
-Or "Auschwitzian"-
@@mlghelp2day I kept going back to watch it.
I think I'm still not convinced it really happened.
Could Kimberley Goebbels Guilfoyle screams have been any louder? Seriously I had the speakers on low. & I could hear the Banshee screaming, screeching & yelling from 3 rooms away. 🗣📢📣😖
10:35: “She dressed to impress ... or to *_command the Soviet tank corps!”_* 🤣 Spot on! 🎯
Her dress, her eyes, her tragic situation ... I found myself humming Elton John’s _Nikita:_
🎵 _With eyes that looked like ice on fire_
_The human heart a captive in the snow_
_Oh Nikita, you will never know_ ... 🎵
Should have made fun of Big Mike at Democratic convention.
Stephen, thank goodness for A Late Show. Otherwise, I’d be weeping all the time.
I don't know how you stay so cheerful and funny, Steven. A wee dram I suspect. Anyway, keep it up and cheers from New Zealand.
I'm thinking we all need more than a wee dram.
Melania won't even hold his hand in public. Many times, it shows her pulling away from him. How can you respect someone that you can't stand being around.
Well she is still there , unless it's going to be another October surprise 😁
Oh and what a surprise that would be.
Gosh! You hate her because she does not hate her husband like you do. She is obviously a strong, mature and secure woman. They don't need to look into eachothers eyes and hold hands like the Clintons and Obamas do to make a point that mummy and daddy are still in love, can't you all see...Lol
Remember she was a model & she fall in love with Trumps mind. That says it all.
Debbie Menon there’s literally multiple footage of her swiping trump to not hold his hand as his attempts fail several times. So your statement wld make sense if Trump wasn’t trying to display minor public affection. It’s quite clear on videos how she feel abt him.
@@madelineo8624 I love your sarcastic remark about dumb head.
American Citizenship? Well my friend is giving hers away FOR FREEEEEEEEE, and no one wants it.
@Karen R Good spilling!
@Karen R Seriously, are you 4? Or just north korean? Where did Trump outsource his election fraud empire for this election? "Where in the world is Crimin Sandiego?"
Lets drop sanctions against russia, let them join G7, they only stole a little piece of Crimea, Putin is put-out, c'mon everybody, somebody pick him!
It's not free. It costs $2350.
@@mamamiriama4743 I don't know if you get the drill, I don't care about how much it costs. The point is: it's of no VALUE....
Yes they do because this is the best and the most free country on earth!
"Which one of my children is this?" LOL
I'm so glad he addressed her dressing for war.
Stephen's eric kills me every time 😂😂
Me too! 🤣😅
Funny!
I could never, EVER get tired of the Eric Trump impression.
Me too, I remember thinking the first time he brought out that gag that he should do it more often. Sometimes, a comedian you like will do more beaver-face shctick about the least important president’s least important son, and you’ll get to say that your dream came true! 😂
I have to say I feel it's the one thing that's a little too mean, but I can't help but laugh anyway, and that's the intent. He's not exactly a man of substance or consequence anyway.
As they say "Next year...IN PRISON!"
I want to thank the cast of The Late Show for suffering through the RNC. I tried, I threw up early on and had to turn it off
I am enjoying the gigling of Stephen Colbert’s wife. She indeed replaced the laughing crows :)
Very true but personally I prefer chuckling chickens to laughing crows.
Thank you! I needed this!
Thanks for the laughs from beginning to end, Steven!
"People talk loud when they wanna act smart right?"
"Correct!"
CORRECT!!!
Gym Jordan
Comparing Plankton to Trump isn't fair. Plankton had way bigger hands and actual plans.
Wanna? Or poorly attempt?
Empty vessels make the loudest noise.
I slept under my bed last night after watching Kimberly Guilfoyle's blood curdling screams at the RNC.😲
Me to omg dogs are still traumatised, one crazy lady
LOL!
It was full on Mussolini
Vote for Trump if you want good coke!
David J Is she some sort of exorcist?
The thing that is really scary about Stephen Miller's cameo is his actual face.
You are the best . Thank you 🙏
*"Jack's mom Sarah, who works three jobs to support her son..."*
Yeah, that's the problem right there, isn't it?
What do you say? That isn't a problem? Well,...if you say so, Mikey...
This is why they lie most of the time - telling the truth just ends up making them look worse
Cause single parenting isn’t also a full time job?!
They want people working three jobs, which gives them little workplace protections.
@@littlelady12
3 jobs...... 3
Including parenting would be 4
not saying that it's not possible but let's just think for a moment
during covid-19 pandemic Just curious what kind of jobs is she working how much money is she possibly making on 3 jobs and what time does she have for that little boy if she's the only parent present too many variables who's babysitting is the kid going around Grandma and Grandpa excetera excetera
Yes, three jobs... that means she probably doesn't have health insurance, and no vacation time. In Sweden, there is a law that even parttime workers get the same benefits as full time. For example, vacation time, a temporary worker gets 13% added on to the base pay. Makes it so businesses can't play the "parttime, no benefits game."
Seriously, the way they talk about trump sounds exactly like the way a nation would talk about a dictator.
It's incredible, isn't it? Half the people in my country are too blind to realize he is a quasi-dictator.
🤔
Yep.
You sound like a little girl
@@GKA11111 the little girls I teach also recognize that Trump is trying to be a dictator, though, so why is that supposed to be an insult? Clearly they're more aware than you are
Excellent work Stevo
Watching from 🇦🇺🦘✌
Thank you, Stephen!
I almost fell out of my chair when he snapped and the mailboxes disappeared and the buckets of chicken appeared... omg, I'm dead!
When she says "the best is yet to come" I got legit end of the world vibes
Donald Trump JR speech, We are here tonight to talk about the great american story, "The land of broken campaign promises, low paying jobs and to honored our war heros such as Edward Gallighar and Clint Lorance. Yes, It's all the radicals left wing false. "The Best Is Yet To Come"😭
More like The Hunger Games vibes - she forgot to close with “may the odds be ever in your favor”
Raging Brainer lol
I got this vibe that we had, like, "three days to stop the moon from falling into the earth."
And the music started playing faster. Felt like I had less time.
I'm trying to be silly about it but like. I'm getting the same anxiety tingles, but. This isn't a game. This is real life.
Uh oh.
@@robsuffridge9298 look at what Americans have done to African Americans. What's the difference please explain
Why did she dress like a dictator
Jeff Pagan she’s dressed like Fidel and trumpy had on high heels and bell bottoms that were too short for his grand entrance to the immigration ceremony.
Maybe she was trying to give the country a hint of where a second trump term will be like.
You can take the girl out of the Authoritarian regime..but you can't take the Authoritarianism out of the girl.
@@gingercat777 haha
She wants to be taken seriously.
Your the best, thanks Stephen*
BAHAHAHAHA, Those faces and the comments....my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you for being a light during this dark election!
That Kimberly lady got me scared with her screaming and yelling.
She thinks she is Evita...
Kim was auditioning for the role of Rita Repulsa on the Power Rangers reboot.
Watching this today is hilarious, you are brilliant.
Thanks! I needed the laughter-oh, you couldn’t hear it? Trust I roared
Kimberly Guilfoyle: Does she think she's performing the title role in "Evita"?
😂🤣😂🤣
...and everyone was crying
_DON'T CRY FOR ME AAAAMEERICA!!!_
_THE TRUTH IS, I NEVER GAVE A SHI...._
🎶🎶🎶😁
It was more effective in the original 1936 German.
@@robertquick6690 No women doing politics in 1936 Germany.🤔 So there is progress on the proto fascist side.
It's funny that Pence SHOWS OFF the fact that the lady had to work 3 jobs to afford her son's charter school education. 😎
And she working all those three jobs under Trumps watch so much for three years plus of promises
well why don't you help her out.
It’s not funny she just worked hard for it and u didn’t
OMG! Your Eric impressions are hysterical!!!! 😂 so funny!
I laughed so much, while Stephen plays Eric.
"He continued to look back on the present"
Had me rolling idk why
Thank you, Stephen, for sacrificing your soul while watching the RNC, so I don't have to!
Watching RNC is like watching Hunger game.
This comedy relief is so needed. I am still laughing!🤣
“...and toothbrush that needs replacing, Rand Paul” 😂😂😂
I lost it there too 😂😂😂
I almost spit out the slice of peach I was chewing on!
'The best YET to come....'
Why its not coming during first 4 years ? 🤔
Bravo! That was excellent Stephen.
Not one person in the audience wore a mask. A round of applause to all the brave Herman Cains in the house! May they RIP.
um that is a media lie...i saw plenty of masks in the audience. Don't use Colbert as your news source dude
''Tomorrow's keynote speaker Mike *gaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh* how long was i out?'' I almost peed my pants xD
I know, right!?
Brilliant!
The whole Eric thing is so funny.
Stephen is funny. Eric’s not
I really gotta wonder what Republicans would have said if Melania was a Democratic president's third wife.
How often do you think we'd be seeing her mostly-nude photos from her twenties?
🤔
@jason cole interesting. So she can understand "take off your top" in five different languages? Gotta love that😂
Keep Up The Good Work 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Steve, my thought on the Mom with 3 jobs was why does she have to work 3 jobs to survive? I think you have the same thought as me one that one.
Love your imitation of Eric the dweeb.
Melania, we won't forget the last 3 1/2 years either, they have been a total nightmare!
The American Endgame intro is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 Be Best😭😭😭😭😭
Stephen, this intro is so accurate and excellent! Your team has out done themselves! I'm really enjoying this. Thank God for good comedy.
Boy, Stephen you hit it out of the New York Stadium!!!
I couldn't watch the RNC last night so I tune in to your show as always, to see If I missed anything...
Which I didn't, not surprised, loved your take on the highlights!!! See you back here for tonight!
It''s so crazy that they would feel okay with saying she has three jobs!!!
It's "I am Mike Pence" 's fault. He is so dumb.. like his master.
Has 3 jobs, needs another!
It’s a Republican troupe they’ll call that a “hard working American.”
Esther Sanders It is my business, no should have to trade that many hours of their life to make a minimum living.
@@wuminminnie thank you for the insightful peek into your childhood conditions. May I ask what country you grew up in?
The Eric impersonation had me crying! "The special is SCROD!" 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome ..... well done Stephen!
Top form, tonight, Stephen Colbert!
His wifes laughter makes me laugh even harder and im so happy for them! What a couple!
Second night of the rnc convention without the national anthem. Do Republicans hate America or something?
One of these nights they may play the anthem song of Russia lol😅😅
@Universe Onesong good one!
Here it is. th-cam.com/video/AOAtz8xWM0w/w-d-xo.html
they do. too many blacks and latinos.
Republicans don't hate America...
Just *certain* Americans. 🇺🇲🙁😡🇺🇲
Thank you for making me laugh everyday!! 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't watched your show in awhile. I got 1:30 into this monologue and now I remember why.