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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life (2005) is a infamously bad scare movie from Lifetime, which attempts to spread amoral panic about the “dangers” of adult material, but ends up being so incompetent and ridiculous that it can only be described as so-bad-it’s-brilliant. So buckle up folks, because it’s going to be a good one.
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That penguin rape was a little bit over the top. :P
Cynical Reviews can u review some more shit Netflix movies
that was reeeeeally fast
"This video is currently demonetised (despite my best efforts)" You showed footage of a seal raping a penguin, no shit it got demonetised dude. You thought you needed to censor "porn" and "shit", but you thought that THAT would be fine?
please sell channel merch
plot twist: he's gay and was trying to make himself like the girls.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the truth
That would probably make for a more interesting movie, honestly.
Lol that's me on the >slowly become fixated with how the girl looks
I like digging hard for the girl that fits my criteria, I cant fap to most of them
She needs to have big ass and lips, good make-up
It got worse and worse, normal slim girl is a huge turnoff right now and I cant fap to regular porn with a random slim girl
Must be some kind of thicc instagram star or columbian
Its more like a hobby to look for thr most beautfiul girl
She also needs to be solo
I cant stand guys on the video and I cant watch normal people having sex and normal porn, really cant stand watch someone else bang her and I dont watch girls to watch dicks and idiotic looking guys
Adrian J I find watching a girl’s bones move and shift under her skin transfixing, so I’m all for the thin ones.
tbh that's probably what one of the writers secretly wanted to be in it
"Don't worry, Mom, we were playing a video game where you murder innocent people, steal cars, and go on errands for the Mob---we weren't looking at lady parts!" is such a perfectly and uniquely American-sounding excuse that it crosses right into satire.
I’m pretty sure you just described GTA
@@christophercarey165That’s the joke
Also the fact that in Grand Theft Auto, you can literally make your character have sex with prostitutes, with said sex scenes typically being a lot more graphic than any of the "porn" we actually see in this movie.
@@noahvance6160 But it’s animated so it’s for kids
Edit: And it’s not even porn. He’s just looking at women without shirts and shit
I like how all the familiar problems and social pressure is completely ignored and every blame is put on him looking at bra covered boobs. The whole story could be about how terrible peer pressure and familiar pressure can be but no, porn is the real problem here...
Also, helicopter parents. A lack of a sense of privacy, specially for a teenager discovering themselves, can be devastating.
The child needs to be given freedom appropriate to how much the child can handle. The responsibilities increase as the child matures enough to handle that level of freedom without supervision and limits. Too many parents teach the children nothing and then expect by osmosis, the child to adopt their values and rules which of course does not happen and then the parents or guardians act surprised. All families transmit their values and rules and norms to their children and if not intentionally, then unintentionally, so talking to child had to happen if one is not going to imitate the surprised parent. What mom and dad or the guardian model for the child counts for more than what they say. This could be a film on 'no clue' parenting.
It's ironic how the main character's actor in this is the same actor for 2003's Peter Pan. How did he go from Peter Pan to this?? It's like the bad ending to a "what if" scenario of if Peter decided to leave Neverland.
"And God help you if you discover hentai"
God help me.
Me too
I'd say my discovery of hentai WAS God helping Me! If God is as great a guy as they claim anyway!
There's probably hentai about God too
I discover hentai before i discover porn :v
@@Saunts_ same lul
No need to kink-shaming Justin. I mean, isn't it obvious he can't get off without the rush of being caught by his parents? He's caught multiple times, and instead of taking a single precaution after the FIRST time he was almost caught, he makes it easy for them! Justin even set up his monitor with a heavy tilt *towards* the door, leaves the door wide open, keeps a bunch of lights on, keep the computer set up so his back is to the door and the monitors at max brightness...
And then, sad and traumatized, Justin is forced back in the closet as his parents shame and browbeat him into closing the door himself.
Given his fantasy about his hot mom asking him to join her for a swim, I'm guessing he wanted her to catch him, inform him that there are much better things than wanking alone... the rest writes itself.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 - He apparently doesn't even get the wanking part, so yeah... it definitely writes itself.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 thinking this tells more about the writer's suppressed kinks then anything else.
"Men are terrible and will hurt you, because this is Lifetime"
“Having finally learned how to shut the door”
And everybody clapped
11:52
bondage is ??? twisted apparently?? which makes no sense considering that bondage and bdsm is all about consent and knowing what you’re comfortable with and not comfortable with and when to stop and when to start.
i can GUARANTEE you that the people that made this movie think that any type of sex that isn’t a man and his wife doing missionary in the bedroom at night with the lights off is evil and corrupt.
went off on a tangent, but whatever.
*puts away the meathooks*
In all fairness, for some, seeing people doing the nasty while tied up or dressed in latex and leather bodysuits might be rather unsettling. You’re right, though. BDSM may be on the “rougher” side of things, but as is the case with all sex, mutual consent is the be-all, end-all.
5:26 "But this husband has come home to find is wife with another penguin. . . .HE FLIPS OUT" ahahahahahaha feck off Nat Geo
cant belive that made me laugh
Cynical Reviews: *Censors the word "Porn" throughout the video*
Also Cynical Reviews: *Doesnt censor the word "Porn" in the title in any way whatsoever*
Parents really need to stop being mad at their kids for watching these. It's none of their business. Let people do and watch what they want
As a happy mid-20s nympho with a severe porn addiction back in my teenage years this movie offends me greatly :D
What's a nyphomaniac?
@@krimsonkatt
A nympho and a maniac 💕
@@krimsonkatt Oh you sweet innocent child
@@krimsonkatt it's a term for a person who is obsessed with sex.
haven't finished the video yet but holy shit this actually triggered some bad bad memories from when i was a sophomore. this whole movie actually distresses me so much because i was/am an "Amy"... im asexual and i took my first relationship kinda really slowly, was pressured to 'do it', was threatened with the whole "imma leave you if you don't do it" thing, etc. i actually got some dope ptsd from that so at least i got something out of it? lffifiksejajdkwjfjsk okay imma stop oversharing now, sorry if you actually read this comment i guess (?)
Dw I'm her too 🤣 But he actually left me, no warning, when I wouldn't put out
Imagine just standing in your school's hallway, minding your own business, and someone yells "PORN! I WAS LOOKING AT PORNOGRAPHY, GEEZ! IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR?" S+ tier parenting right there
I would just burst out laughing and pity the poor dude
@@CreeketsCreek So would I, as the Dad.
I would be like "wtf?" And then laugh XD
I’m sure that’s happened at some public school before
I'd give it maybe two seconds of thought and then be like "yeah, of course they are, it's high school" and then start running because I'm late to math again
not gonna lie, I wasn't ready for the seal forcing itself on the poor penguin
yoshi yeah....it hit a little to close home, seeing how I’m a large fellow, and all my girlfriends are and were around 5 ft tall...🤨😲😳
@@crktritual I wasn't ready for that description ngl
In costa rica we had these duck like birds that were small, and one day the big ass (actual duck) decided we wanted to hit one of the little things, and ended up breaking her leg that never heal right. You always new it was her because she flew with the one leg fully extended
The penguin wasn't ready, either...
@@crktritual x,D
Calling it now --- Swimmer Boy has an exhibitionism fetish. That's why he kept leaving the door open.
Wendy Nerd that’s actually pretty clever
I hate you for making me realize that
Ten years later, he is wearing an ass-less gimp suit walking down the streets of San Fransisco.
@@TheForsakenEagle and a rainbow wig #kinkytheclown
I dont think the writers of the film has enough braincells to think ahead that far.
Ironically enough this movie just shows how dangerous it is when you don't talk to your kids about this stuff.
Yeah, that seems more in touch with reality than anything else, minus the addiction. "Hey, let's just avoid trying to discuss it or getting him any kind of help, maybe it'll go away!"
Honestly, though, the dad was just... kind of creepy. I'm sorry.
Well at least they didn't try to sue the industry for their failure as parents,the way some have done tobacco.
As someone who's gone through a similar situation, I can confirm this statement this comment is attempting to make.
My parents had me aware of that kinda stuff when I was like 10
@@rbswords2353 ...except tobacco often advertises to vulnerable populations and _is_ inherently dangerous.
The dad is the most believable character. He’s like “yea honey he’s a teenager lol”
LMAO my dad was the same way when he caught me watching pr0n. Dude was like "bruh that's pretty tame." He then offered to get me an escort if I gave him $200. My dad was a lonely mess after his divorce lol.
@@SirJoelsuf1 BRUHHH WTF
@@SirJoelsuf1 did you get it?
@@SirJoelsuf1 well an escort ...hmm seems .....seems illegal lol
@Nicholas McArley
Why is the dad a Chad?
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM FANTASIZING ABOUT HIS MOTHER
what😀
Oh god...
@Harry Pujoles cool down there Freud.
Because nobody wants to talk about that.
Classic Oedipus Complex moment.
I can't believe it's from 2005, thought it was from the 90s....yikes. Thanks for sharing this awful film 😂
Good lord not just me. It looks like it's from a crappy 80s VSH tape.
It was made and released in the early 2000s but it really does have that distinct 1980s or 1990s feel. But then all Lifetime movies sort of have that same tone about them.
the matrix came out in 1999, and it looks ten times better than this shitty movie
Thought it was like 70's 🙈
Not defending this film but this is a low budget TV movie, and The Matrix is a big budget Hollywood film. Honestly I'd say it's very of its time.
Peter Pan watches porn while blasting Linkin Park...truly a cinematic masterpiece.
OMG that's who that was! I've been trying to figure out why he looked so familiar. Hahaha.
The real lesson in the story is shut the fucking door
HOLY SHIT! That IS Jeremy Sumpter
Kingdom Hearts 2: NOOOOOOO!
Is your profile pic a FLCL reference?
Honestly the penguin adultery had more engaging drama than this movie
😭😭😭💔
Rudol Von Stroheim 😂truuueee
are you kidding it's great
Do you know how this situation ended? Did penguin dad fight off his family? Did he punish his cheating wife?
@@LedoCool1 I think I remember that penguin dad lost to homewrecker and was kicked out, unfortunately : (
"Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?"
"No, I'm with THE BOYS!"
i'm with the science team!
*unintelligable screaming*
Nah man I'm here with my son
"Are you looking at boobs ALONE!? WHAT ARE YOU, GAY!?!?"
Me and the Boys watching porn together. *Total Chad move.*
Why is no one talking about how the kid is Peter Pan
Oh I was sure it was haha
What about Tom Hanks in the anti-D&D film?! 😓
Because no one remembers the Peter Pan movie he was in.
So that's why he looks so familiar
I had THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM IN RHAT MOVIE
Do people honestly sit down and go “Ok, we want to spread some awareness about all this bad stuff going around. We could make a good short movie or ad and put it on tv or we could make something so horrible that it causes people to commit toaster bath”
I think this movie came out in the early 2000s, if I'm mistaken I apologize, but it was kind of a different mindset, especially when it came to the internet. Many parents were intimidated by it and feared what it had on it
I believe that it was released in 2005, but you'd be forgiven for thinking that it's a relic from the 1990's, since its technology and message are a tad dated by today's standards.
Commit toaster bath, I'm gonna start using that 😹😹
@@trinaq Released in 05? that computer the kid had looks like something from the mid-nineties
@@erinclarke2606 Friendly reminder that it works only once
Peter Pan growing up and getting a porn addiction was not the plot twist I expected, but here we are.
Oh, the cleverness of me!
@@buuny2233 If we do the math: He was in Neverland for over 100 years for rejecting love for fantasy! It all makes sense, and he's recovering really well, all things considered!
M Night Shyamalan would be proud!
I know this was years ago but when I realized who it was I literally freaked out. I love that Peter Pan movie, had a major crush on the actor and seeing this was not what I expected.
I know right, atleast in Hook it's only implied he became a workaholic with a drinking problem
I've never been so sad before. That penguin lost his wife to some chad penguin.
Wait the homewrecker wasnt the Chad
The scientific name is actually “Chadus Homereckerus”
I feel more bad for the penguin that was sexually assaulted by a seal.
This is like irl ugly bastard
They're fine.
*But this husband has come home to find his wife with another penguin.*
It was a deleted scene from Good Luck Chuck.
When I came across your comment was the exact time the penguin part happened.
Well, at least he didn't find his wife with a seal.
Felt like I was watching a reality tv show
😂😂😂😂
So, I know that porn addiction is a real thing but seeing this, I can't help but laugh at how BAD this is.
Not exactly. The APA doesn't recognise porn addiction specifically, but it does recognise behavioral addictions - a more general class, which could include porn addiction.
@@vylbird8014 that would make pornography addiction recognized by the DSM. It's not recognized by name, but the list of behaviors.
@@vylbird8014 Of course the APA recognizes porn addiction as a thing. Shit like the DSM are guide lines for the diagnosing of mental disorders. It is not some sort of rule book for the APA to follow like a fucking religion. They obviously didn't think that porn addiction was prevalent enough to be recognized in the DSM. Since for the DSM to recognize something requires time and research.
I once saw uncovered ankles...
My life was utterly destroyed. ;_;
@@vylbird8014 then again they say playing videogames is an addiction but mutilating your body and stopping it from healing is not
Its a movie written by someone who doesnt understand the internet, porn, young men, or anyone outside of their local evangelical church group. None of whom are under 50.
Not like men are the only ones who watch porn tho
I'd say the writer doesn't understand teenagers in general lol
@White Boy thump the bible harder old man HURRY
@Raja Thyagaraj well done, man - totally agree. Plus, porn as an outlet isn't a problem in itself - origin and maybe content could VERY MUCH be issues, but at this stage, the bulk of what's out there - even though it's mostly pretty fake and soulless in itself - is hardly genuinely harmful.
Real sex very quickly acquaints people with how unreal most porn is. Even without being sexually active, I'm pretty sure most people know porn is NOT reality, on the whole. Some people make a lot of fuss about nothing...
@White Boy I know I really shouldn't say this but fuck it..
Ok boomer
@White Boy Did you know that couples watch porn together, sometimes to get in the mood?
Right, you've never actually been with anyone before so you wouldn't.
For an anti-porn movie, the porn they actually display is pretty weak
Lifetime TV censorship. If you look closely, you will find out one of the online pictures is an entrance to a triple X-rated site.
I’ve seen more explicit content in soft core ecchi anime.
Ikr no one ever gets addicted to softcore
Even the walls of a church is more sexy then the porn they display
It’s a TV movie lol of course they’re not going to show everything
"Maybe if he's lucky she'll show her ankles" 😂
are those...sh-shins? oooOOOoo
shinsou baby ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOULDERS, MAN
obligatory dan schneider joke
I-Is that a knee? Augh!
Reminds me of a Key and Peele skit...
An antiporn film starring an actress, Kelly Lynch, who has done full frontal nudity in other films. The only way this could get more hilarious is if they had cast Traci Lords.
Who actually did regular TV and movies, but I can't figure out if that makes it more funny, or less funny.
Mia Khalifa as his mom
Plot twist: the entire cast are secretly pornstars, but the casting director was too embarrassed to tell the producer where he recognized them from
Nicolletta13 or Alexis Texas
Ironic.
i dont know what you mean. The character development was enormous. From leaving the door open to knowing how to close it
Wøøli that’s what separates my dog from my sister
Wept Shark
How dare you interfere into this relationship?
*sarcasm*
That's bullshit
How the dad advice should have gone:
"Dude, I don't really care what you do on your computer, just close your door"
TBH I'm sure a dad would've just be like "OH SHIT SON SORRY" and just slam the door if he walks into his kid doing some spicy stuff lmao
If my child was obsessed with just hearing the same sound clip of a dog bark, I'd be worried as well.
That got a good chuckle from me
It would have been better if he put a quack sound.
Or a spooge sound
@@ibrahimihsan2090How about just the original sound. You know, words. Vibrating air with meaning. *HARMLESS*
Down with censorship.
@@MadScientist267 Yeah, sorry but I'm no fan of curse words.
Last night I clicked on Porn Hub for the very first time.
This morning I was found face down in my aquarium.
The threat is real, people!
Zedd, the ChibiGuru my brother had a friend whose sisters cousins best friends brother injected one marijuana for the first time on his birthday and he accidentally clicked on pornhub and his nose exploded and shot bones into his brain and he DIED!!!
@@jlarrybrewer1149 jesus christ I laughed at this so hard
DragonicBladex glad I made you laugh! Also very happy that you knew I wasn’t being serious
@@jlarrybrewer1149 it's a good joke 10/10
@@jlarrybrewer1149 Holy Crap! What a tragedy!
Can we talk about how this movie starts to imply that the addiction could be the mothers fault for putting so much pressure on the son to be an athlete and get a scholarship, and yet it just abandons that plot line completely and portrays her as always being in the right; effectively implying that her questionable parenting is fine and it really is all his fault for not wanting abstinence. This is exactly the type of messed up message this movie's target audience would take away anyhow.
Part of the problem with the parenting is the mom and dad aren't on the same page when it comes to sex. Now, I know many parents aren't, but it would have helped if the parents together would have sat down together to talk to main character and his brother about sex. Somebody else also reviewed this movie and mentioned the addict in the movie might have had ADD or something like it with how he gets so much going on at once when he's watching porn.
there was a good writer in the middle of the crew, they wrote that plot line and when the crew saw it, they dumped the writer
I mean, it's the point of EVERY Lifetime movie, isn't it? Give parents endless imaginary outside threats to be scared of so that they can justify their questionable behavior.
@@antonioscendrategattico2302 Yeah; that's at the very least their general design philosophy when this came out.
"The messed up message the target audience would take" sorry that you think a form of addiction is a joke but it doesn't make it any less real. It's actually disgusting that this comment section and video make jokes out of very real things. I guess if they put that they got dopamine fixes from a needle in their arm, it'd be taken more seriously.
This is a movie that can be solved with four words.
“It’s puberty. Shut up.”
Lol
The mother is actually called out twice on it, but it’s glossed over as “no excuse.”
Lol comments like this are exactly why everything revolves around sex and a distorted view of it. Puberty isn't getting dopamine fixes anytime you want through cyber pixels. And porn addiction is a very real thing
@@OceanMetTheSky Exactly. Criticizing the film is one thing, but undermining the real effects of porn addiction is an entirely different and unnecessary thing.
I wonder how many times that excuse was used after a rape....it's only puperty right
The mom is so invasive towards her son. She’s so obsessed with his development that it actually makes me uncomfortable. Her taking away internet access and both the parents ganging up on him was terrible.
This film should be called how to guarantee your child will cut all ties with you.
My parents did the same thing.
Look at the pressure she's putting on her son on those swimming lessons, no womder the dude turned to porn, his mom is stressing him out.
CommentCop Badge#666 no one asked
selena rodriguez
...? Nobody was talking to you.
This movie changed me. I stopped being addicted to porn and i have now a healthy addiction to heroin. Thanks lifetime.
Damn over 6000 likes. Maybe i can beat SethEverman.
Let's hope that Lifetime don't produce a movie designed to ward impressionable viewers away from the dangers of heroin or weed in the near future!
@@trinaq such a movie exists but i don't watch it. 😁
Not gonna lie this movie made me cringe so hard i can barely get a hard on now
I don't know if that'd ever work for me. Once you discover uncensored japanese porn... there's no turning back...
@@PronounDisrespecter does it exist?
If the kid had a “lust for bust,” does this movie want to “bust the lust”?
With a thrust to be just.
Because lust leads to mistrust and disgust.
It wants to be Theodore Roosevelt if he banned pornography. The bull moose party: let’s go bust some lust!
Is that a JoJo reference
No no. It actually wants to "cut the cheese".
Real talk, I'm the kid in the first few seconds of this video. I played the younger brother who sets up the parental block and I am absolutely blown away by the fact that someone watched this insane movie in 2019! I can't even find a copy.
With the COVID-19 going on now, what are you up to now?
Holy shit what a legend.
This comment should be pinned-
Ohhhhhh
zamn
"Wait for the right time to have sex so it will be 'magical.'"
Tom Hanks: "I have spells."
Marcus Nicholsen this deserves all of the likes
Marcus Nicholsen this is so underrated omg
You win the comments
I agree that porn is bad
That's why I only watch hentai
Owlknight rip hentai haven
@Little Tree tell us what you find, i wanna know how it goes
Little Tree check out boku no pico. It's an amazing anime
Yiff > Hentai
lasaga eater well yes, but actually no
I have always been fascinated by Lifetime movies. If you were in an American middle school or highschool in the early 2000's and you didnt have those stupid abstinence only classes (or maybe they showed them there too) you at least saw one Lifetime movie in health class. The one I remember clearly was "She's too Young" and there was another one on Eating Disorders that I don't remember the title of. Next to being laughable, I always found them rage inducing too, and I didn't really understand why, until I got older. Even though these movies are made for middle age moms, they are made to shame girls. Especially sexually active teenage girls. They also paint the guys as animals that can't control their sexual urges which I am pretty sure insulted boys too. But even when they paint the boys as the villians, they still put more blame on the girls for not "protecting their purity".
It is insulting, and damaging. I really hope they don't show shit like this anymore in schools.
If one day my teachers show me that I’m leaving
They showed us a pregnancy one but it's actually good minus the cornyness
i was pleasantly surprised by my sex ed class, it dealt with t h e g e i s a n d t r a n s g e n d e r s, but with a good level of respect and reality (i'm trans - nb to be specific). it wasn't simply abstinence only, but it didn't explore contraceptive options as much as i would have hoped it would have, so when someone told me xe got a iud, i had never heard of it, but all-in-all, i would give it a 10/12
@@anterrobang9298 Same here, they spoke about myths and toxic beliefs surrounding purity and virginity in women and also explained being gay or transgender. We had a video on consent too
yep.
"It's NOT a film about a man being seduced by an internet router"
Ight, Imma head out
That needs to be a Lifetime movie
*sad pp noises*
Is this really a "movie"
Sounds like a questionable rom anime .
@@its-amemegatron.9521 im sure it is. I was dating a girl from 2013-2016 and she loved that channel for whatever reason and there was just some truly bizarre movies on that channel
*_Parent types "P" in the search bar_*
Autocomplete: Porcupine memes
Parent: 0_0
Pewdiepie rule 34
Popeye memes
Paddington feet
Platypus real color
Now THAT is Lifetime movie material!.
“But this husband has come home to find his wife with...AnoThEr Penguin.
HE FLIPS OUT.
I don’t know why that’s so funny to me 😂
Penguin are more real than the Kardashians
C J Yeah, I had a drink when this happened, almost choked at that part, fucking hilarious!
The way they're just standing there laughing at him lol
Ice cold
I was expecting him to follow that with "literally" and was a bit disappointed when he didn't.
If you found that funny, you'll die watching Ozzy Man's review of that same penguin fight
“Dude you can’t watch porn”
“It’s fine.....i have spells”
Porn does criticals hits.
Jack Taylor 044 thats the DM’s problem
I love spellcasters. That line made me laugh way more than it should have.
"Elonginus Donginus"
Hahaha😄
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in ten years people be like: "what's a raid: shadow legends?" :D
Honey would like to know your location
Literally any Chinese offbrand anime merch site would like to know your location
"Raid: Shadow legends would like to know your location"
This is why I use NordVPN...
No one actually uses the full word “pornography” omg
Emma D: you just did.
We use the word "SMUT" good sir.
I use the word porno at most
@@GenericProtagonist118 or if you want to get old school, “lemon”
Rule 34 is what I call it. Or just the hub.
I remember my mom made me watch that when she found porn on my history. She hasn’t found anymore... I’ve discovered incognito mode.
I remember my mom freaking out when she caught me reading etiquettehell.com back then that website, about poor etiquette, had flames on the side. She thought I was going to hell and started crying.
Incognito mode sucks
@@ariaalexandria3324 hell doesn't exist
My mum tried shaming me for it to my family and then my uncle shamed her for trying to shame me, haha
@@ariaalexandria3324 That was a really awesome website, and I remember what it looked like back in the day. I can't stop laughing. Thanks for reminding me that it exists!
These parents need to learn that quitting addictions is hard and that its gonna take more from them than "YOU NEED TO STOP" to get him to quit. Addictions are extremely hard to quit and that going cold turkey isn't always the best choice. Sometimes slowly easing out of it with love and support from family will help, also a therapist is a good choice too because there usually is some psychological stuff behind addictions. (Im not saying that what hes looking at is wrong or bad but like addictions to anything are always bad lol)
That's what I've learned. Great advice.
And sometimes quitting cold turkey can actually kill you, like in the case of alcohol.
Nice kuzuriyo pfp
@LucyisBleen Nice broccoli man pfp
@LucyisBleen Thanks man
While it's admirable that the film makers wanted to spread awareness of internet porn, it might have worked better if they were actually allowed to SHOW anything explicit or provocative. Also, Justin's mother, who lectures him about the evils of porn, is played by Kelly Lynch, who has done nudity in other projects. Oh, the irony is strong with this one!
I can't tell if your comment is deeply cynical or just fucking moronic.
hey, a gig's a gig
I mean, to play devils advocate, she might have had a change of heart while unable to delete her internet history. Bunch of those "virginity is cool" dudes fall either under lost it young so now they are "knowledgable and experienced" and want to warn other people or never found the one but feel bad about it (or if we want to be very cynical, increase sexual tension between young people so they have lower expectations and low experience in what is actually considered good sex once they start doing it)
Goddam solid block of iron.
@Trina Q Shame with Michael Fassbender did a much better job of portraying how porn addiction can destroy your life.
The biggest flaw of this is that it assumes that the porn is the source of the addiction. It's not, anyone who understand addiction will tell you that *all* addiction is just a substitute for something else a person is psychologically lacking in their life
Honestly that’s the problem with a lot of people trying to take down things like drugs, they’re attacking the supply but not lowering the demand so it doesn’t matter how many suppliers they take down since demand will always be so high a supplier will rise to meet that demand
Not all addiction. Some stuff simply program you into binge consuming it.
Or a vice to numb the pain of unresolved issues.
@@ibrahimihsan2090I'm guessing you have little to no personal experience with addiction, nor any relevant research on the subject.
@@jakethepillowsnake5302 I am no science expert nor have I ever used drugs(thank God) but if binge watching stuff or simply using the screen for a long time at the cost your other activities count as addiction, then yes, I am experiencing it.
My God I would love to see a lifetime movie about hentai. Have mercy on their souls if this softcore stuff is so evil
I would LOOOOOVE to see how they react to that
Well if it's anything like Masterpiece, Koi Kishi Purely Kiss, or Liliana-San, their reaction would be much the same as this. BUT, if it's anything like Taimanin Asagi, Euphoria, or Helter Skelter, they would lose their goddamn minds.
i would like to see the mothers reaction to her son watching yaoi :D
Or even better fucking genki hentai
@@zuttoaragi8349 They'd flip out at miAmiACute stuff
“Who watches porn together?”
Me, freshman year: “let’s watch porn together and be like movie critics”
My and my friends still do that, and we are 20
In my early twenties my friends would just leave the worst (worst as in least sexy not like kinky) porn they could find going as a joke. Like ones with stories but they were horrible, or ones where the actors clearly had STDs like warts, or really unattractive actors.
@@fleacythesheepgirl Can I be your friend's friend?
My friend used to work at Goodwill, and believe it or not, people would attempt to donate porn. Obviously Goodwill can’t put that on their shelves, so she used to bring it home. Every Saturday night, four of us would get together and watch whatever the “Goodwill special” was. As a result, I’ve seen some crazy shit. It was a really good time though, and now I don’t even blink if people tell me theyve watched porn in a group. It was a regular activity for me.
Nah, IM WIT MY BOYYYYYYSSS
I love how this dude is ADDICTED but when a girl tries to actually frick him he is like, nope, nope I cant
That's actually one of the more realistic parts of the movie, aside from the dad being cool with the boy
@@blueshell292 but he is addicted to it to where he uses other people's phones to get more and your telling me that he suddenly pushes her away? Sure it might be realistic but from a movie standpoint I feel like if he would have said no then he should have seen some kind of thing that displays something about why he shouldnt have it like having some sort of uncle that died from an STD or something instead of him just saying that he is not doing it
@@robby6382 This scene is realistic because having problems getting turned on by „real women“ is something many porn-addicts actually suffer from.
source: A documentary which I watched a while ago.
King of noobs bruhh
@@kingofnoobs9728 Except before that he was perfectly fine with having sex with his girlfriend. It would have been realistic if she went to kiss him or something and us being shown him being completely uninterested in the whole thing. Instead we go from him being completely horny one second and suddenly uncomfortable the next. This isn't realistic, it's just shit.
it's so weird how the easy girl's porn site is never really brought up or addressed in this anti porn film? like idk the whole underage porn thing might be more of an issue there?? this movie's message is all over the place
"His brother bursts in because locking the door is still beyond him."
I died.
Rhys Clarke "is he gets lucky maybe he’ll get to see her ankles" also killed me 💀
XDDD
How on earth does that girl have a decent reputation? If a girl at my school turned out to have a porn page, they wouldn't here the end of it.
Yeah this girl would be either bullied or child protective services would be called to look into her home life because she's a teenager I.e. a MINOR. She would be a victim of child p*rn.
DarkBeast 27 I don’t even care so much as much as I do that she fucking bashed her head into the sink she’s a fucking psycho
@@carsfan1995 did he ever say how old she is? I only remember him saying she's a senior. She could be 18.
@@carsfan1995 how the hell is she a victim?
@@Aiveq legally she is if shes a minor even if shes the one making it... just how the child pornography laws work
Thank you for the “could you imagine if the genders were reversed?” thing. WAAYYYYY too many people think it’s fine if it’s even a woman in her 30s with a 15 year old boy. Even though boys begin puberty on average two years after girls, so by any kind of actual logic it should be WORSE if it’s a teenage boy and a woman. THANK YOU!
Also, Lifetime doesn’t understand how humans work.
honestly I feel like the people who made this would be fine with the genders being reversed
It always shocks me when people who would criticise Christians (rightly so, in my opinion) for shallow thinking on such issues, succumb to the same malaise when it comes to their own pet peeves.
It'll take them a lifetime to figure it out
@@vizthex why do you do this
@@AuroraExhale You should look at the disparity in sentencing for men and women who commit statutory rape.
15:26 Teenage boys making fun of other teenage boys for watching porn. That's the most unrealistic part of the film.
I graduated from 2019 and I can confirm that I have never been bullied for watching porn. Trust me
I remember the years when this moviebwasnmade youd actually get made fun if people found out
You do realize they don't all watch porn right? Lucky bastards.
Depends on the genre.
@@RetakeAmerica
I think we found the target audience of this movie
I got a stomach ache laughing at the term “Vagina Safari” ... thank you.
Dry desrt land, home to great lion mantle.
U think that's funny I once heard someone say 'I was with this girl last night and I parted her red sea'
Getting mauled by giant pussy, sign me up for that safari. It might bring me the sweet release of death I desire.
Things might get a bit hairy
I am a lesbian and so maybe this is why i get upset about words like that. I dont mean to sound like the man hater trope that surrounds us. - but using the phrase vagina safari makes me feel a little sick to my stomach see, what most people call the vagina is the vulva. The actual vagina is way under the lips of the vulva called the the labia. The pleasure point is at the front just under the monds pubis
(under the hood of the vulva.) The vagina is way down deep inside the vulva so, hearing "vagina safari makes it sound like this guy is going to like....legit open her up and get his penis way far in beyond the pleasure points and then be digging around on a safari deep inside her...way deep and it twists my stomach ewww! sounds painful!
How dare you kink shame him sir! He's obviously into humiliation.
LMAO
I bet he's being caught on purpose.
*The closed doors were never an option!*
KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK
@@wamlythecrabgod2199 that is soooooooooo gay.
@@falloutbos34 ALL THE GAY
This movie looks like a 90s anti-gay PSA by a bunch of Christians with a shoestring budget
To be honest, I think that's exactly what Lifetime is.
At least their more right...
@@solidasarocksirsaar5326 *they're, and wtf does your comment even mean?
hey man, The Gay....will come for you.
...in the form of an old guy who wants to take you fishing
@@zaodedong9935 hes dissing the movie, either outtight or because he feels there's at lease SOME legitimate criticisms to be made of the current state of the 'Pride' movement.
...not that hard to figure out.
It's nice to see Lifetime to teach a relevant, useful lesson for teens and adults alike: *never* leave your door open.
Hearing tom hanks say "I have spells" was amazing
In fact these comments might recommend a Tom Hanks video out of nowhere.
@@martianfilms9902 I do hope so
@@hansolo5912 it did on mine
hcaz I dunno if CJ has any recommendations, but Spoony did a great review of it, you know, before he became a trash fire :S the film’s called Mazes & Monsters, so check out the review when you have a moment.
And it a great view from top of the World Trade Centers
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Porn addiction is a real and very serious issue , but the way this film handles it is insulting.
Also they never address the fact that an underage girl has a channel where she acts in a very sexual way. She leaves herself to be in a vulnerable position. She also should not have lied that she was assaulted.
Porn isn't a serious issue, but only fans of a high-school girl is
@@AWasteOfYourTime8205 Porn is a serious issue. It causes higher depression rates, reduces happiness, nearly triples rate of divorce, increases loneliness, leads to consumption of child pornography, and increases physical aggression. It triggers the same psychotic response as crack cocaine, makes you more tired, irritable, and has increased rates of consumption every day. I have sources for all of these *facts*.
Still better than drinking drug use or gambling.
@@wesleydesot4904 Doesn't make it not a problem
Amy is more attractive than Monica don't @ me.
Yeah, I dunno why the guy would even cheat lamo.
I kinda agree
Agreed.
I agree with you
Well im pretty sure Amy represents the emotional side of relationships while the other one represented the physical we need both
I did research for that D&D movie for a college class a few years ago. It was based on a suicide that was initially blamed on the victim playing the game, even though it seems like he had actually been dealing with depression for a long time and D&D was actually probably a way to cope with it. The people investigating the suicide eventually dismissed the initial theory that D&D was the cause, but the media had taken the original theory and just ran with it like it was fact. And then someone made a movie based on it. Good job, everyone involved in making that movie, for capitalizing on someone's depression-fueled suicide and alienating generations of other children with mental issues who would turn to games like that to otherwise cope. I also found several research papers that suggested that playing roleplaying games genuinely does help to combat depression by giving the players a medium to use to connect with other people. So they genuinely made the problem worse by making that movie. That movie makes me so mad.
It's like people always forget how some people use videogames to vent frustration or something, a filosophy teacher once said that he used to think the doom demons were his teachers and he relieved stress that way, and now he's a teacher Himself, and it was simply a way to get over a momentaneous thing, that without an outlet could have been worse
Am I so desensitized that not even this really bothers me?
Damn that must have been what my dad read abt. He's a moron🙄
Wasn't it also discovered that the guy didn't commit suicide after all, and just showed up randomly later with nothing actually wrong with him? Someone did a video on that a while ago but I can't remember who.
@@tirsden Not that I know of. You might be thinking of a different incident, or how he had shown up out of the blue at a friend's house after disappearing for a few days, acting strangely, before the suicide.
So the protagonist watched all the *(WOOF)* without having to knut one off?
THIS LAD MUST BE THE MOST FRUSTRATED MAN ON EARTH
Weekend Warrior He may as well lop the thing off, poor dude.
Nah he is good person. He has discipline than an average millenials
Clearly he watches for the plot
@@ayingchanda You do know millennials are full blown adults, right? Some of them have teenage children by now.
@@buhbo3250 oh i forgot millennials are gen y or x... It's suppose to be Gen Z i was talking about.
Guys in the locker room: *bully Justin for his porn watching habits*
Justin: “Hold on, this whole operation was your idea”
Is that accidental or are you referring Revenge Of The Sith
Unfortunately bullies don't admit their faults.
@@ibrahimihsan2090
Nope; they just beat them off- I mean beat them *out* on people weaker than them. Yeah. That's-that’s what I was gonna say.
1:05 a person who DEMANDS an intimate relationship with members of their own sex.
Damn, we aint that desparate.
"Should the government provide us with boyfriends?"
I pay my God damn taxes the government WILL provide the companionship of the same sex that I so desperately need
Instead of a stimulus check i want a lover
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange why not girlfriends
@@matthew_natividad Provide us with a partner, I don't care about thier gender or what's in their pants
Any chance you can keep your dog quiet while making videos. I missed several words.
😂
Lol
That dog has spells
This is my favorite comment
AnY cHaNcE yOu CaN kEeP yOuR dOg QuIeT wHiLe MaKiNg ViDeOs. I mIsSeD sEvErAl WoRdS.
What's so interesting about this movie, is how effectively it actually depicts how terrible parenting can isolate and negatively affect a kid, and how such a parent could rationalize to themselves how it can't possibly be their fault. The mom is the source of almost all the problems in this movie. She is so callous, so judgmental, so unwilling to actually care for her kid that it's actually scary.
And always remember the rule guys! One hand on the keyboard, the other hand on the mouse and keep the door open!
Wait, Tom Hanks was in a anti-D&D movie? Hell, this I've got to see.
you can find it on dvd, i need to watch it myself. haha.
Mazes and Monsters is magical, and should be enjoyed by all
I think he's Christian too so it makes sense
I find the satanic panic to be excellent fodder for D&D games. I had a game where our characters had to fight D&D playing demon summoning teens under the control of a creepy old fat dude named ‘Chad the Round and Terrible’ once. It was fun.
Lol i watched it once i was pissedd cause i though it was an american version of labyrinth with Tom hanks (i was ten) boy was it annoying to find it as basic crap but now that i watched it again its funny
I'm a simple woman. I see peter pan from the live action movie in 2003, I click. Except this isn't the peter I remember ...
I don't know what your talking about; that movie came out in 2003.
@@themightycongueror8383 I relied on my 10 year old knowledge of history and clearly its betrayed me. Thank you film historian
I love how the Dad is constantly seen wearing a neck tie with a short sleeved shirt. That is basically film code for "not to be taken seriously".
Cyber Seduction?
Oh is it a science fiction love drama between a human man and an AI? A story about how love is more than the physical body and...
Wait, it’s an anti porn movie? Oh...
I wished that could've been a plot like this instead of anti-porn propaganda.
69th like. excellent.
would have watched that movie
If only Her was named Cyber Seduction, maybe it would have been more popular
@Hey McFly Suddenly you feel gears and wam bam thank you ma'am you're a lady too now.
It's always funny when moral-busybodies who're too busy scrambling for pearls to clutch to actually parent their children in the modern age try and proselytize to other people.
Amen to that.
Man go check some of the comment threads and you'll see EXACTLY THAT. People literally get off on telling people what to do these days
I get that they can't show anything explicit in a made-for-basic-cable movie, but the extremely tame content we get very brief glimpses of makes it seem as though Justin became addicted by viewing nothing worse than what you'd see in the latest issue of Maxim...also, why is it that Diane is so distraught about her older son's porn addiction, yet has no problem with her younger one playing GTA? She also seems to be reliving her past as a successful swimmer through Justin, given her reaction when he places third in that one meet.
There's also no clear ending, as we never see Justin work to beat his addiction, get back on the swim team, regain the trust of his family or expose Monica...speaking of which, her promiscuous behavior and violent reaction when Justin turns her down suggest that she suffers from severe trauma due to being sexually abused, and given what network this film was produced for, having Monica as the main character might have made for a more interesting film/premise.
Not to mention she’s a teenage girl in high school who runs her own porn site, but the movie completely glosses over it.
Where is this "virginity is cool" clip from
Your 18th wasn't it mate
Alex Matheson omfg
Hold on.
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@@muttonchops2232 this is a Rick Roll prank isn't it?
@@Austin-jd4os It actually isn't, so we now have the clip!
"VIRGINITY! IS! COOL!" i actively backed away from the screen.
Guess I'm really cool then
Virgins are stergins.
Com'on com'on what up what up
so much tryhard cringe in just a few secconds
Virginity? Blegh. Why would anyone abstain from one of the greatest pleasures and defining functions of life?
My grandma always watches these stupid lifetime movies it's so annoying
You might have to send her to the far away farm soon but don't worry she will be in a better place
@@ahardworker2154 lol stop
@@ahardworker2154
We would all be.. A couple of old timers going the old ranch upstate might be enough to save our world.
My parents do watch Lifetime but only for the reality tv.
How was that annoying why are you watching it with her?
"I have spells." Haha Tom hanks killed me
SO IT WAS HIM!!!
Sure would have been useful on that deserted island...
If he's planning on jumping off the ship, something like Feather Fall can be real good
@Shane Gallagher they must have done something really bad then.
The spells worked then.
This makes me furious tbh; porn addiction is a real thing that makes people’s emotions and relationships suffer
And sometimes affects people’s interest in actual sex or ability to ‘perform’ sexually. There are plenty of other negative effects that porn can have on people who aren’t even addicted. Also, tons of the free content online is problematic because it’s not consented to (sometimes secret filming, sometimes revenge porn), involves under age individuals, etc. If a movie wanted to seriously educate the public about how porn can have a negative impact in some cases or that a good chunk of porn shouldn’t even be online, great -but this bullshit is just vague stereotyping and doesn’t ever bother explaining why it’s ‘bad’. 🙄🙄🙄
Kirsten Ashley
An actual good movie in the style of requiem for a dream talking about the dangers and crimes of the porn industry or/and porn/masturbation addiction could actually be really good and have a good impact on people. On the meantime, we have... whatever the hell this is.
The collector
There’s also “Shame”
Amen Kirsten Ashley
This movie focuses on premarital sex christian morals, not about how the porn industry is terrible. I dont even think the directors care about how sex workers are treated or that it ever crossed their minds.
Ivy Luna Oh, I’m aware. It’s just such a frustrating thing to see religious fear mongering like this being done in such a way when porn addiction is an actual problem and they could and should have focused on the real, secular issues if they actually wanted to help people and spread some awareness. The porn industry’s other issues are a whole other topic, though very important as well (so I would personally add them to any production focused on the negative sides of porn). But I’m sure you’re unfortunately correct in thinking they likely don’t even care or give a second thought to sex workers’ safety and treatment since they just see them as whores and sinners.
The camera quality initially made me think the movie was from the early 90's
Same. When they said GTA and I realized they mean GTA3 I had to do a double take
Filip Vadas 2000’s were just getting out of the 90’s.
@@MixMasterLar slightly out of date. at least have it be Vice City or San Andreas. depends on when they started production though. script could've been from like 02
why the hell are they looking at porn TOGETHER at a PARTY
Isn’t that the same kid who kept kissing that girl on the set of Peter Pan 2003 because he liked her?
They were dating at the time I believe
MaurauderGirl Ah ok
poor guy killed himself a few years ago. depression is no joke man
@@RainyDays2790 Are you talking about Jeremy (the one who played peter pan)?
Because for what i know he's still alive
@@polarwantstosleep2170 weird i swear there had been a few posts about him and ralph the moviemaker had also said something about him killing himself not lobg ago
This whole film is made by the drunken American mom who has an unused law degree on her nightstand and doesn’t know what happiness was.
I was going to say it was made by a mom who basically banked on her kid being the best swimmer ever so she doesn’t have to get a job and help pay for his college.
But when he places third after extreme pressure she decides to blame anything other than her overt pressure, realizes he watched porn, and decided to blame that
This is oddly specific. Are you alright?
@@killerkitten7534 this is also very specific. Are you okay too?
@@herpderp7274 well they really just described the plot of the movie
Sometimes even porn addiction can deteriorate your quality of life. If they had handled this better,they might have actually made a point with this movie
The counter point is that most addictions (that don't have direct harm) have the same effects. Getting addicted to porn is no different than getting addicted to TV.
@@123christianac You say that like getting addicted to TV isn't bad
@@dlboss77 I never said addiction wasn't bad.
My point is that the news makes porn addiction worse than any other addiction even though the effects are the same as any other addiction.
@@123christianac Well then, I agree with you. It's just that you made that "counter point" when the dude you replied to never made the argument that porn addiction is the worst one in the first place.
@@123christianac well most times addiction is not the reason for strife, but a symptom of something bigger anyway. And that bigger issue is sometimes just plain impossible to fix. People blame drugs, porn, games, the internet, etc. Basically externalizing the problem instead of looking within. Like "porn ruined my son". Well, how about "you did it" and porn just served as a catalyst. This concept is not something that can be easily adapted into a movie, but even when people try to create a straw scapegoat you can still see how reality seeps through that ineffectual attempt. Case in point - this movie.
I was more invested in the penguin finding his wife cheating on him than in the moronic main characters of this movie.
Porn killed my family, stole my boyfriend's dog's money, got me hooked on all the drugs, and took over 4 countries
Jesus he needs to calm down on the energy drinks with I've almost gotten a heart attack chugging that many
What porn Addict would EVER leave their door open?!
Like, you gotta have that door shut, locked, booby traps in place, hired assassin on standby, & pets out of the room because that's too weird
The ones who *want* to be caught 😏
Lock it from inside with an impact driver and some 3 inch screws!
“jokes on you this is a fetish of mine, mom”
Probably porn addicts who have an exhibition fetish, as another comment suggested.