AFTER - A Painfully Awful and Creepy Harry Styles Fanfic [See Description]

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  • @CynicalReviews
    @CynicalReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    This video is demonetised, despite me uploading several versions of it - each more censored then the last - there doesn't seem to be anyway around it. I expect to make very little revenue for the week's worth of time I put into it, which fucking sucks, to put it midly. So if you enjoy the video and want to support the channel, please consider throwing me a tip via Paypal, or becoming a Patron or channel member.
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    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I adore your videos so much! 😍 Please cover the awful Fine Brothers movie "F the Prom", as it seems right up your alley! 😊

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, I just did. It's a fucking shame how these videos get demonetized. Best luck to you, mate!

    • @falynoliver81
      @falynoliver81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess I don't understand how YT works. I thought of a video had ads on it it was monitized. Am I wrong?

    • @falynoliver81
      @falynoliver81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sven Tempest that is so messed up.if they aren't paying the creators because the video doesn't coincide with the advertisers values then they shouldn't be allowed to add the ads and collect the revenue. Like you said YT is broken and cares nothing for its creators. Its a travesty. Thank you for the info.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m sorry TH-cam screwed with you getting an income😣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6035

    "Teen movies" aren't even teen movies, as most teens would find them cringy

    • @debzykvids
      @debzykvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      I'm a teen, and I agree with this. If anything the only ones I prefer are the fantasy or dystopia movies. At least they try to have more about them than just the usual teen drama - most of the time.

    • @bige9856
      @bige9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Eyy it’s the guy we see everywhere

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah, maybe my friend group is just really weird but I don’t know anybody who would enjoy this.

    • @cinnamonroll96
      @cinnamonroll96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s nice but I think there are more that actually like this and this concerns me so much

    • @ultimatekunochi6577
      @ultimatekunochi6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      267622 I can tell from your thumbnail that you watch more cultured shows

  • @monicacreator3168
    @monicacreator3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4209

    "You're a vigin? Ew, we have to change that"
    Every single teen movie

    • @jeweldreams1286
      @jeweldreams1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Ik totally agree w u. Y r girls pressured to lose their virginity? They can do with it what they want and if they want to wait, then just let them wait.

    • @lepeselo8949
      @lepeselo8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      This is rather a hentai sentence then a teen movie but allright

    • @basakozdamar3722
      @basakozdamar3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Its so weird that in America girls are bullied because they’re virgins, but in my country non-virgins girls are bullied because society sees them as sluts. It’s both ridiculous in my opinion

    • @aliyahmaidenname9255
      @aliyahmaidenname9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      anyway, give your virginity to somebody who's worth it.

    • @basakozdamar3722
      @basakozdamar3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Aliyah Maiden Name exactly

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6196

    Spoiling a book is not a good dating technique, guys. If some guy walked up to me and spoiled the book I was reading, I would just be pissed.

    • @ecofriendlyadventures5154
      @ecofriendlyadventures5154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      I'd probably hit them in the face with the book. No one ruins a book for me and gets away with it! Lol!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Me too, I wouldn't think it was "charming" or "suave", I'd immediately give them the cold shoulder, and it would mean that they'd have absolutely NO chance of a date! 😠

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      who would be happy with that, it's an asshole move

    • @rhiannon_the_human9860
      @rhiannon_the_human9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yeah If some guy came up to me and spoiled my book i would probably punch them

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Don't worry, if anybody honestly uses pick up moves from super seducer they are extremely limited in number and would probably not get a date regardless.

  • @FarhanaK
    @FarhanaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    Let's give a moment of silence for poor Harry Styles who has this stain forever in his history.

  • @undeadladybug7723
    @undeadladybug7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Harry Styles actually had to block the girl who wrote this train wreck of a series because she apparently got so insane toward him, let that sink in.

    • @blackbangtan8943
      @blackbangtan8943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh how did you know this?

    • @jasminedubois6711
      @jasminedubois6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wouldn't blame him.

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      She’s basically saying that he’d be abusive in a relationship and I don’t get why she’d portray him as that

    • @undeadladybug7723
      @undeadladybug7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@silashurd3597 She likely read Twilight/Fifty Shades, or something else happened to make her think abusive relationships are what you should want. Either way, I think therapy would be a good idea.

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@undeadladybug7723 yeah, probably

  • @arisa552
    @arisa552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    Wattpad has so many abusive "romantic" stories, it's kind of scary ...

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      A friend of mine is slowly interested in reading stories from Wattpad is it recommended I disconnect their net connection by bashing the cell towers and cutting their landlines?
      Oh also I have another friend locked up in my basement.

    • @lunad27
      @lunad27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Ah Wattpad- creept fanfic central. I always associated it with One Direction and other celebrity fanfics. I'll stick with AO3 and even Fanfiction.net.

    • @vassilyvodka2638
      @vassilyvodka2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can you support me? I have a Wattpad, but it's written in German. My stories are original and have a Bukowski type of style

    • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
      @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vassilyvodka2638 send username

    • @herlocksholmes-uv5qw
      @herlocksholmes-uv5qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I legit suffer to find a mildly good book around there, since I write there.
      I treat red flags as red flags and I legit think that is the reason I have 2-3 readers while the incest fanfictions are with 1k readers
      kill me

  • @goosegirl941
    @goosegirl941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    Oversexualized teen movies creep me out.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      What is the obsession with high schoolers and first year college students, who might not even be legal age, having "intimate scenes" in these tripe flicks? Do the writers forget the ages?

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Men like to jerk off to this so its important

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don’t watch the ones from the 80s then.

    • @sukiBambina
      @sukiBambina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same!! Wtf did they do to the Archie comics?!!

    • @hoikoi1793
      @hoikoi1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah there was this show called teenage bounty hunters. It literally says teenage and in the first episode she sleeps with someone. On top of that he said he was waiting for marriage and she basically manipulated him into sleeping with her. Like did we forget consent exists?

  • @bethanyoneal5789
    @bethanyoneal5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    Why the hell is “Wattpad studios” even a thing?

    • @madi.5898
      @madi.5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      RIGHT

    • @aenea7407
      @aenea7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      More like: Why the hell they can't pick anything good? Wattpad has a lot of great stuff. But this kind of crap ruins the reputation of this studio for the eternity!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Aenea Wattpad actually does have some good books and you can tell those are some great writers in the making there! I’s wish they’d use those stories of people who care for their books and write it well.

    • @jennifershaw6439
      @jennifershaw6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Next your going to tell me Tumblr productions is a thing

    • @VillainessAO
      @VillainessAO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      because no one cares about quality these days, they just want to profit off of known cliche crap that they know 12 year old girls are going to beg their parents to see on the big screen

  • @andreakim8986
    @andreakim8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Sooooooooo who’s gonna tell him 365 days exists............?

    • @Obinndash
      @Obinndash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Who's gonna tell him they dropped a trailer for a sequel

    • @darrionanaya
      @darrionanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh god dude I question anyone who likes that

    • @darrionanaya
      @darrionanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Obinndash dude like I question our future

    • @Obinndash
      @Obinndash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@darrionanaya they must have made enough money to make a sequel. Also the name After We Collided is a stupid name

    • @frida73773
      @frida73773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Obinndash wait there’s a sequel? I knew it was based on a book series but are they really going to continue to it as a franchise?

  • @just-trying-my-best-everyday
    @just-trying-my-best-everyday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    Comparing Elizabeth and Darcy's relationship to Hardin and Tessa's is the most insulting way to justify his abuse I've ever heard.

    • @sunnyday4055
      @sunnyday4055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      preach it girl 👏👏👏👏

    • @cobasvalentinaa.9859
      @cobasvalentinaa.9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I was thinking about that, pride and prejuice is one of my favorites books and it horrible and insulting that compares this two relationships (Sorry if i wrote something wrong English isn't my first language)

    • @adeline9103
      @adeline9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you !!!

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Darcy was meant to be a "looks like he would kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll"-type of character (if I'm not mistaken)

    • @amyj4283
      @amyj4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ezelfrancisco1349
      I think you are. Darcy never gave the impression that he wanted to or would kill anyone, just that he was above them (because of his place in society and theirs). If you read the book, you’ll see that the idea of killing is not the subject matter at all. The book is called pride and prejudice (both his and Elizabeth’s), which both end up overcoming in the end.

  • @siriuslyconfused1
    @siriuslyconfused1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2266

    “Christian Beige” is the new name for this guy, it’s legitimately a better name than “Hardon”.

    • @aquasilver4293
      @aquasilver4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Hahahaha. "Hard on". Hahaha 😂

    • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
      @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aquasilver4293 my thoughts exactly

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hard-on
      Pfffft

    • @lynx8594
      @lynx8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      is his name “hardON” because he’s always hard and turned on?

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They could have easily kept his name as Harry, as aside from the name, nobody would really connect him with Styles. "Hardin" somehow makes it sound even worse! 😢

  • @87alsjth
    @87alsjth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Fun fact: the dude that plays Holden is the child Tom Riddle from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I heard about that

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      he's really let himself go huh

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Apparently, the casting director didn't even know that Hero was Ralph's nephew, he liked the haunting quality that Hero brought to young Tom in the auditions.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      So basically Tessa is After's Bellatrix where she's completely obsessed with Hardin but he doesn't care about her and instead manipulates her so he can win a bet. The difference is that in Harry Potter it's made clear that Voldemort only sees Bellatrix as a useful servant whereas in this Hardin is portrayed as caring about Tessa even though he doesn't and just used her.

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How could he go from being a psycho child to a douchebag, what a downgrade

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    This is a Netflix film, adapted from a Wattpad story, about a bland, goodie two shoes girl who falls for a troubled, abusive, controlling bad boy... This is basically "The Kissing Booth, Part 2"!🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @anita_loves_apples765
      @anita_loves_apples765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I use wattpad and I agree this movie is gay

    • @raegannn6336
      @raegannn6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Park bom's talented legs gay??what does that mean lol?

    • @anita_loves_apples765
      @anita_loves_apples765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@raegannn6336 i just liked how it sounds

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh Wattpad

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      No this was released into theaters. And grossed and absurd amount of money, and is getting a sequel this year. Btw it won ten choice awards because pandering to teen girls somehow works. This film is awful.

  • @masteryoda8009
    @masteryoda8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    imagine being pregnant for 9 months and your child is turn out to be like this girl

    • @eliekira7521
      @eliekira7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Imagine having to raise her for 18 years.

    • @ortezac.5339
      @ortezac.5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Imagine her at the doorstep with a jackass for a boyfriend, who would later on threaten to burn her house down.
      And imagine just fishing at some lake when you see two hormonally-raging teenagers getting it on...in the lake

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me: I did not raise you to be a pretentious NLOG who thinks hating other women is a personality trait. and I certainly didn’t raise you to date a guy who thinks reading books that we all required to read for high school makes him smarter than everyone else.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honestly, if I was her mom I would be done with her I want back my money that I paid for her college and then seeing as she is an adult and I am not contributing nothing to her, I'll let her destroy her own life.
      Then I would adopt so I have one child to be proud of

    • @talia7027
      @talia7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The author or Tessa?

  • @thekavestation
    @thekavestation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    it's funny how these actually misogynistic movies are presented as female fantasies

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Because. They. Are. There are hundreds of women and teenage girls that legitimately love these movies and find them romantic. I know this because several of them are in my family.

    • @eliekira7521
      @eliekira7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@zuttoaragi8349 you should talk to them, or show them this video. If they really want such a toxic relationship, they're not going to be happy in the future.

    • @seph1109
      @seph1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mostly young girls who have never been in a relationship.

    • @thekavestation
      @thekavestation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@seph1109 the altruistic side of my brain hopes thats true and most will grow out of it but the cynical part of my brain is like people are dumb and nearly half people are women so there has to be a lot of overlapping

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don’t get me wrong I love sexy trash but after is just trash. Like it didn’t do anything for me both plot wise and steaminess wise

  • @amessiguess3773
    @amessiguess3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3828

    Your American accent makes me want to die. Magnificent.

    • @MixMasterLar
      @MixMasterLar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thought the same

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It has a southern country twang to it

    • @lukeamoakoh5333
      @lukeamoakoh5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alexricky87 Fr I hope that's what he was going for 😂

    • @Gayfrogscollective
      @Gayfrogscollective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It definitely has a mocking-but-not-intentionally-mocking feel to it.

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr I was in a coffin giggling myself to sleep =(

  • @bige9856
    @bige9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    If this is the worst movie you’ve seen I’m worried for the future

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Me too, buddy. Me too...

    • @anton2192
      @anton2192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "Always a bigger fish"

    • @sushiRawlls
      @sushiRawlls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Another content for cynical, I guess. 😂😂

    • @balladhe
      @balladhe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Time to get to know 365...

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CynicalReviews looking forward to the sequels

  • @KGDanny02
    @KGDanny02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    That moment when you realize that all the money invested in these shitty teen movies could’ve been used in making lots of good low-budget films.

    • @814912
      @814912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Whenever I think about the amazing books that have never been made into films, and some of the brilliant wannabe film-makers who've never had the opportunity to bring the ideas into being, and then... things like this... it honestly makes me die a little inside.

    • @aldenwashington3285
      @aldenwashington3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because it’s so easy to make crap like it takes no effort

    • @KGDanny02
      @KGDanny02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Emma Theresa it’s honestly sad

    • @kupotenshi
      @kupotenshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They could have even turned a well written fanfiction into a movie instead

    • @chenqingsspirit
      @chenqingsspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kupotenshi there are lots of well written fanfics, especially on AO3, and they don’t necessarily require a larger budget than most so I don’t understand why chose the shitty ones

  • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
    @Cheetahgirl_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Even his NAME is stupid: Hardon. HARD. ON.
    SURELY I’m not the only one who sees what the author was going for.

    • @Haileyyyo.o
      @Haileyyyo.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      it's actually spelled Hardin but that's still just as stupid, like just give him a not weird sexual sounding name like Kevin or something please. this whole movie is cursed anyway.

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hailey R The whole entire concept of “After” is cursed. Period.

    • @Haileyyyo.o
      @Haileyyyo.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Cheetahgirl Studios u right, u right I went to see this shit show in theaters with my mom, aunt and two cousins and the night ended with me crying cuz i regretted my decision with every fiber of my being

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hailey R You poor soul. Thankfully I have a severe intolerance to shitty teen movies so I stayed far away from it. I hope whoever decided making a movie based on a Wattpad fanfic was a good idea got fired.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's like a bad porno! XD

  • @kingofjs
    @kingofjs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Wattpad is making movies now.
    We are truly in the end times

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And not even from the GOOD fics.

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We’re not just telling stories,
      We’re making purely cringe movies about toxic teen relationships
      -Definitely not Dharr Mann

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zuttoaragi8349 If anything, AO3 has the better stories. I've read some that was actually good and one Destiny Fanfic I read was very wholesome.

  • @pukimon6705
    @pukimon6705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    In the book Hardin dared his friends, that he could get Tessa to sleep with him. When they do have s**, he takes the bed sheets (with her blood on them), puts them in his trunk and shows them to his friends.... And that is after he (supposedly) "falls in love" with her...
    Edit: Some people in the comments (and I remember that too) informed me that he even kept the condom with his sperm in it.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      Aaaand I am now sick. What the f**k, if I was in her place, I'd be traumatised by that knowledge! WHYYY IS THIS SERIES A THING

    • @gillianroy6069
      @gillianroy6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      that’s gonna be a yikes from me

    • @gizmodobaggins7040
      @gizmodobaggins7040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Fuck these teens never got a good sex education.

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That sounds like it should result in jail time. Matter of fact wouldn't that count as sex under false pretenses, and as such be classified as rape?

    • @destini3264
      @destini3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@vocalcalibration8033 it's absolutely NOT rape because she fully consented but yeah I think lying to get sex should have some kind of consequences nothing to severe though because although she was "tricked" in a sense and betrayed it's not the same as having nonconsensual sexual contact. Regretting that you had sex with Someone shouldn't be equated to a guy forcing himself onto you just my opinion

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    I nearly pissed myself when I heard the American accent.

    • @willowgray2455
      @willowgray2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@willowgray2455 3:40

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I couldn't resist just barfing. To me fake southern accents just sound puke inducing...

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m from the south and this hits home.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i live in the south and can confirm that
      *what?*

  • @Leon-169
    @Leon-169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    First it was Sierra Burgess is a Loser,
    Then it was Kissing Booth,
    Next it was Swiped,
    After that it was The Perfect Date,
    Beyond that it was Tall Girl,
    And finally we have After.
    Will the epidemic never end?

    • @JDGreen-vj7wx
      @JDGreen-vj7wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      You forgot Cyberbully. *shivers*

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      These movies are a fucking plague.

    • @taags
      @taags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just check on the people who makes and finance these movies. You will se a pattern.

    • @debzykvids
      @debzykvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Don't forget *Unfriended* hehehe

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Don't forget "F the Prom", it's another teen movie that tried to be relatable to its target audience, but failed miserably! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @loveisanopendoor3532
    @loveisanopendoor3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I literally hate how they make the perfectly normal, sweet loving caring original bf the villain and obstacle in the way of some abusive asshole. It's so wrong to teach ppl but also werid af. It's even more disappointing that this was written by a young women

    • @christinethuo6840
      @christinethuo6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ole girl was 24 when she wrote the book and Harry was barely legal . 🤢🤢 . To make things better , she was married while writing this great literary piece

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair Noah was also possessive and controlling. She should have left both of their asses

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In these bad romances they always do that. Portray the boyfriend the girl starts off with as an asshole whether they are one or not to justify her cheating on him with and leaving him for the male lead.

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alyssapinon9670 i still think there was an unfair power imbalance though, because tessa was in college and noah was in high school so noah's gonna be less immature and look down on dribking alchohol (which is why he seems weirded out that she was drinking)

    • @Artaxerxes.
      @Artaxerxes. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      L.M.A.O It's definitely more fun that way tho

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    The part that offends me more is that this... Girl author person... Really went and made Harry Styles an abusive,toxic,"bAd BoY" thinking it was actually okay.
    You see this is why I dislike Fanfic that involves real people. They go and make them have these cliché horrendous personalities when they don't know how that could affect the person in question.
    In fact,Harry Styles has the author of this shit blocked on Twitter. And I personally don't give a fuck about Harry Style but man do I actually feel bad for him,if he blocked her,he knows about this shit.

    • @scarecrow484
      @scarecrow484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      HONESTLY PREACH!

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Preeeeeeeeeeach. Ship whatever you want, as long as it stays *strictly confined to fiction.*

    • @Teresa-pe4yg
      @Teresa-pe4yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If you watch a Harry Styles interview you can notice that he's actually a very sweet and kind guy

    • @yeetlol3537
      @yeetlol3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Good thing I only read fan fics of fictional characters.

    • @lullabyluna7170
      @lullabyluna7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Crazy ass 15 year olds...

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Whoever writes these stories has never interacted with a teenager in their lives

    • @oscarwilde3670
      @oscarwilde3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The lady who wrote the Kissing Booth was 14 at the time

    • @JohnDoe-vw4zf
      @JohnDoe-vw4zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@oscarwilde3670 oh no

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@oscarwilde3670 Fuck this world.

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They were comatose during their puberty time and read too much fanfic to compensate their lack of social interaction.... Ok that seems a bit too sad

    • @Trailtracker
      @Trailtracker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Σκοτώνω Χαρά
      yeah that sounds right

  • @josephwayneliang6524
    @josephwayneliang6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    That would have been a slightly better book if it was a psychological thriller about a series abuser.

    • @jimerodriguez8332
      @jimerodriguez8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      People probably wouldn't understand it and it would've ended up like _you_ (people rooting for a psycho).

    • @Emeraldkyber
      @Emeraldkyber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jimerodriguez8332 you is freaking amazingly twisted

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jimerodriguez8332 Oh God. I heard about that too and I was just like "Lord help me!" It's terrible to see girls actually shipping the intended psycho with the victim. Even the actor who plays the crazy obsessive guy was shocked by this.

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victoriaslater6008 is it You?

    • @Wally-id7yo
      @Wally-id7yo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      all the movies like this could be way better if given that change in narrative.

  • @Zarastro54
    @Zarastro54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    “It’s my life, and you have to let me live it.”
    An appropriate mom response would be:
    “Then have fun funding YOUR college with YOUR money, because I’m not paying all this tuition so you can skip class and have a romantic getaway.”

    • @randiscott2647
      @randiscott2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      That would make too much since for this movie.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Parents need to let their kids live their own lives once they get older, but I agree that this is way too far. How is it fair to take you parent's money for college when you constantly skip class and go on romantic vacations? I would be especially pissed as her mom if I knew that she cheated on her ex with Hardin. Why should I fund you when you keep running off with the dude you cheated on your ex with while not working or going to class?

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@angygremlin4423 Yup. Independence as you grow up is important but so are bounderies and reason.

    • @amakiethagod
      @amakiethagod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If you read the book, you'd see the intense animosity and strife between Tessa and her mother. Some really truculent things happens on Tessa's part and obviously her mum is not having it and this whole experience shattered the bond of their relationship. Like when Tessa decided to live with Hardin after 3 MONTHS OF KNOWING HIM. Her mother is extremely upset and they have this showdown and Tessa gets slapped across the face at one point. I can't even remember every single detail of this circus show of a book, but the way Tessa regarded her mother after the Hardin encounter was so shocking and frankly unappreciative and disrespectful

    • @p.art4705
      @p.art4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That would be way too reasonable for a movie like this.

  • @pjmathison9787
    @pjmathison9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This is the creepiest role that kid has played.
    He also played a young Voldemort

  • @limitlesssoul2882
    @limitlesssoul2882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Are we going to talk about how they clearly haven't read Pride and Prejudice?

    • @kimjongunsmother
      @kimjongunsmother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ikr pride and prejudice is class, elegant, beautiful, iconic and so precious. I don't think they have enough brain cells to understand that.

    • @isobelduncan
      @isobelduncan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kimjongunsmother A lot of writers like Todd only have surface knowledge of the classics they reference, and it's normally just them saying "Look at me, I know books! I'm smart!"

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't read the book but watched part of the Pride&Prejudice Zombies movie, it sucked so hard I didn't last 30 minutes
      I'm glad to see from so many people how the original work is so much better

    • @soapy4066
      @soapy4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@corahtheskeleton8062 that movie is so bad that it is actually quite enjoyable.

    • @joseystrife8780
      @joseystrife8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soapy4066 agreed

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    This one of the few times that the book is absolutely worse than the movie.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The movie tried to do the whole "Suicide Squad" thing
      Make the relationship in the adaptation more healthy than how violent it was in the literature version

  • @r.j.penfold
    @r.j.penfold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "Turn off emotions"
    Yeah sounds like psychopathy.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Him saying "Love is a transaction" as if he's getting money out of a cash machine sets off alarm bells too. Hardin admitted to being a narcissist too by saying he loved himself.

    • @ravenknight4876
      @ravenknight4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, it's possible, yeah. But also really, really, unhealthy. For everyone involved.

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can do it, because I’m repressed as fuck, but it’s really hard and requires constant concentration I mainly use it for fear and anxiety.

    • @יעללוי777
      @יעללוי777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A small trivia detail ,the tattoo on his hand, it is says "in love" in plural in Hebrew.(מאוהבים- Me'ohavim
      )
      How exactly does this fit in with what he thinks about love?
      And why in Hebrew?
      They probably wanted a language that viewers couldn't read to make that word look mysterious.
      (Also, on the control panel of Darth Vader from Star Wars is written in Hebrew, only this is absolute nonsense, and some of the letters are even reversed there.
      Fans of the series came up with an idea that it is a code, and they even "solved" it, but as a Hebrew speaker, I see that it is just someone smashed a Hebrew keyboard.)

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of The Vampire Diaries when the vampires quite literally could turn off their emotions.

  • @ScottTrogam
    @ScottTrogam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Just had my wife listen to the dramatic reading portion. She gave me a confused look
    Thank you sir, for confusing my wife.

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I'm very good at confusing wives.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@CynicalReviews I see...

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@CynicalReviews I see indeed

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @gamewizard I The man that steals wives by confusing them.
      *Interesting.*

  • @RkEr-hd3xg
    @RkEr-hd3xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Your American accent sounds like a teenage girl in a movie set in Texas about said teenage girl taming and riding a wild horse in a competition.

    • @micahguillemette3344
      @micahguillemette3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love that

    • @sshy_indigoo
      @sshy_indigoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And it's a Disney Channel Original Movie

    • @flyingkage
      @flyingkage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh good I wasn't the only one who who was cracking up on that

    • @madelinekurtz2243
      @madelinekurtz2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment my boy!

  • @kaeyawithawaffle3280
    @kaeyawithawaffle3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    This is my classmate's favorite movie. Unironically. She wants a British guy to sneak into her house to "surprise" her.

    • @Emeraldkyber
      @Emeraldkyber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      JFC
      Can we destroy the earth

    • @darrionanaya
      @darrionanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I worry about that person then

    • @darwistresno6653
      @darwistresno6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Jack the Ripper, then

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@darwistresno6653 Holy shiz.

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Somebody save her soul....

  • @HollywoodWhore17
    @HollywoodWhore17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    The actor has one of the worst british accents I’ve heard in a movie and he’s actually british. How is that even possible?

    • @elirchi9214
      @elirchi9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I've heard that the people who made the movie didn't like how the actor's British accent wasn't "British enough" (lmfao if this is actually real idk anymore) so they made him have an even faker sounding British accent.

    • @angel-xi6ie
      @angel-xi6ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marylin Menhoe thats literally what the comment says

    • @TM-il8rb
      @TM-il8rb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      angel Sorry I read it wrong

    • @katiest-claire6102
      @katiest-claire6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      exactly I'M british and it just sounds so gross to me like he has tonsilitis or some phlem.

    • @ayeshachorley5689
      @ayeshachorley5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know too many people who sound like him lmao depends where in Britain you're from.

  • @user-io9mn1eh1u
    @user-io9mn1eh1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Harry Stiles didn't deserve this!
    And can we talk how Tessa cheated on Noah and then Was suprised when he got mad? Like WTF

    • @crazyhamburgerproductions1542
      @crazyhamburgerproductions1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If it happened in real life it would be in r/nicegirls

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crazyhamburgerproductions1542 Fax.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Noah honestly deserved so much better than Tessa, he's pretty much the nicest guy ever, and she rewards his loyalty by shamelessly cheating on him! 😠

    • @user-io9mn1eh1u
      @user-io9mn1eh1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazyhamburgerproductions1542 and Noah whould unfortunetly turn into a fuckboi

    • @user-io9mn1eh1u
      @user-io9mn1eh1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazyhamburgerproductions1542 Watch Halloween 2018 and you will get it

  • @真冬-c6f
    @真冬-c6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    I’ve unfortunately read the book series and it gets worse, the main character and her love interest keep going through a abusive (not well-written) cycle. The lover cheats, she gets mad and breaks up, they fuck, get back together.

    • @aldenwashington3285
      @aldenwashington3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I love how most of the people who read this book can look back on it and realize how stupid and problematic it was

    • @真冬-c6f
      @真冬-c6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Alden Washington i read it out of PURE boredom on Book app.

    • @kiaragreen7621
      @kiaragreen7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Leen Q that is exactly why I stopped reading that shit on the 2nd book I don’t even remember how I even made it through the first book. That whole series it fucking dumb as shit and made me lose my brain cells I wanna sue!!

    • @kiaragreen7621
      @kiaragreen7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Leen Q also I think there was a time harden hit Tessa and she was okay with it. I was just done at that point. Like that bitch is really on crack.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There are literally people who get off on this kind of toxic relationship drama irl. Thankfully I never associated with them.

  • @user-pm1gb2eo1s
    @user-pm1gb2eo1s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Based on my experience with Wattpad teen romcoms, women find the following qualities romantic:
    1) emotionally manipulating your partner
    2) lying to your partner
    3) abandoning your friends
    4) acting over-possessive
    5) choking your partner
    6) low-key sexual assault
    7) bad boys
    There are a few I’m missing, but can’t wait to use these in the real world!

    • @darrionanaya
      @darrionanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like people at my school

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are two 4s and 5s.

    • @mia-lc2om
      @mia-lc2om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      **dont forget the falling in love after 1 date

    • @hannahannette1047
      @hannahannette1047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And some good Ol' fashioned Virgin Shaming

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hannahannette1047 yup.

  • @nerovilio
    @nerovilio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I’m going to say what is on everybody’s mind. The actor and the actress look like siblings. No one can deny it.

    • @elisamozo3808
      @elisamozo3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They have the same eyebrows and maybe the same eyes, but I don’t see much likeness other than that

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah don’t you find it fascinating when couples look like they could be siblings? It’s very interesting

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brother and sistet were actually mistaken for a couple in public. They weren't even doing anything romantic, just talking on a swingset.
      All I can say is people are weird, bro. The people who asked if they were dating gave them a "Oh, so its like That" look for literally no reason.

    • @genocider9782
      @genocider9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr, and i know twins who have more differences in appearances.

  • @bbz1724
    @bbz1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    fun fact i heard somewhere that harry blocked anna todd on all social media

  • @SunnysFilms
    @SunnysFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    He has a "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" tattoo. Given his character, that feels like red flag number 1.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And given that he looks and acts like a serial killer he'd probably take the saying literally by blinding Tessa, cutting her ears off and cutting her tongue out.

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Xehanort10 now that would make a more interesting story

    • @shadowwolf6205
      @shadowwolf6205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@panicontheargo7034 you're absolutely right

    • @cilliersvisser661
      @cilliersvisser661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thriller angle actually sounds pretty neat. Ya know first Mr nice guy but the sleeves come off (pun not intended) then before you know it s**t hits the low fat soy latte.

  • @allydef
    @allydef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    I always thought of bad/punk boys as men who had an outward serious attitude, but were very kind and happy around their loved ones. A lot of Wattpad authors seem to confuse that with men that are angry, abusive stalkers that view women as property.

    • @cheyennemiller4563
      @cheyennemiller4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I'd always try to find fan fiction that portrayed bad boys like that on Wattpad but nope, only abusive douches

    • @oneinathousand2156
      @oneinathousand2156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Characters like that would have some depth, which is something these sorts of authors wouldn’t be able to accomplish.

    • @Eqvil
      @Eqvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The bad boys that I remember the girls from my class dating were exactly what the movie shows them as. Slapping their girlfriends when they objected to them going out. Showing their gf's nudes to friends to brag. Cheating around. Using them for lunch money. I still remember sitting with a female friend and her confessing to me that she is madly in love with a guy who used to publicly slap her while we were on break between classes. She loved that guy for years. Luckily now she is happily married to a proper man.

    • @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580
      @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Same, I always thought the whole Bad Guy thing was like "They're bad to the people that deserve it and don't respect rules, but they respect and protect the people they care about, and they're also kind inside and have a heart of gold"
      Not an abusive pos who treats their partner as some sort of prize to keep, have literally no emotions and is actually a bad person, that's gross as hell

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 Yeah isn't the bad boy stereotype "Bloke who's rebellious and won't follow the rules or do as he's told." Never been a "bad boy" so I wouldn't know ha ha. But from what I understand that's what they are. Not complete abusive controlling scumbags who in films have their actions excused because people find them good looking.

  • @tinaabdalla3791
    @tinaabdalla3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “After is based on a Harry Styles Fanfic”
    Me, acting like I didn’t read it when I was 13:
    👁👄👁

    • @Ryan-gq2ji
      @Ryan-gq2ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      as long as you've grown out of it I suppose

    • @zoeal-ali3142
      @zoeal-ali3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I really can’t judge a child on acting curious.. i blame the adults that allowed this to happen without supervision

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    One of my friends legitimately loves this movie, and told me that Harden and Tessa were meant for each other. I’m very concernedz

    • @13リナ
      @13リナ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      send her this video lmao

    • @elisamozo3808
      @elisamozo3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But they were meant to each other. They are both idiots and assholes, they don’t care about their families, and even if Hardin lied and abused Tessa emotionally, she is not much better. She checks his phone, cheated on her first boyfriend, discard his mother, and in the second movie only gets worse, slut-shaming, was more controlling, more detestable... Hardin lied and abused her, multiple times, but she gets worse and worse following suit until they truly deserve each other

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@elisamozo3808 yes, we love toxic soulmates. Let’s promote that to young teenage girls.

    • @elisamozo3808
      @elisamozo3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@songbird6414 You are right. Tessa and Hardin is a couple who should never have touched the internet, and the book and movie should not be aimed at teenagers

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whatever you do, don’t date this friend of yours lol

  • @undercooked_spaghettios
    @undercooked_spaghettios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The fact that there are people out there who support relationships littered with red flags in literature/media makes me feel very worried about the human race...

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      One person explained it in a way that makes sense - the authors are subs or have dominance fantasies in the submissive role, but they have no clue what an actual Dom/Sub relationship is like and think the power dynamic is more real and less consentual than it would be in real life. Particularly, they confuse "subordinate" with "enjoys being treated like garbage all the time."

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio "but they have no clue what an actual Dom/sub relationship is like"
      And why would they need to know? What they are writing is a FANTASY, not a real life romance guide. It doesn't have to be realistic. It isn't meant to be realistic. Any fictional story is a little fantasy to lose yourself in for a short while, actually not unlike a BDSM scene.
      Both very explicitly rely on the fact that the participants know that it isn't reality, because otherwise it would be abuse and/or sexual assault.
      Now ofc it becomes more of a problem when the author is convinced they wrote something that actually should be followed, as in the case of E.L. James, but I doubt the majority of writers are as self-absorbed as she is.

    • @darrionanaya
      @darrionanaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I question a lot....

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fact that people WANT relationships like that (A la Joker and Harley Quinn) makes me worry for us.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @virtue Everyone should, because it means that children are being given unrealistic expectations about how they should be living their lives and teaches them to normalize abuse.

  • @raccoonclub9510
    @raccoonclub9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Some fanfiction should just stay as fanfiction and this is a prime example of that rule.
    Plus out of ALL things that are being written on Wattpad, the story with the most bland, boring and overused plot was chosen to have a movie adaptation? There are literally hundreds if not thousands stories that are more interesting and engaging than After

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But they are less popular. When they make a movie, they want a big loyal fanbase that will definitely watch the movie to start with.

    • @PrincessPheonix06
      @PrincessPheonix06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sleepysera but there are some featured ones and those arnt movies

    • @heyjosieposie6394
      @heyjosieposie6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maya Andino but after is the most read book on all of Wattpad. Do I agree there are hundreds of better books there, like nova terra, enchanted rapture etc? Yes. But it does fit into the marketing strategy to adapt the book that comes with the most recognition.

    • @ange8295
      @ange8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly don’t know why that crappy cliche book got so many people interested. Hardon is just an asshole and there’s no reason to even like him, he has no redeeming qualities and has the personality of burning garbage.

  • @jemiialii
    @jemiialii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Apparently Anna Todd made this fanfic when she was 24 and lied to her readers that she was 16 or 18. Not only that, if you go back and do some simple math, she was lusting over a 19-year-old Harry Styles at the time. I’m not sure but I think she was married at the time and she had a lot of time in her hands which led to After being created 🤢😔.

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Cue the vomit

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      She also got blocked by Harry on Twitter

    • @nikachan5425
      @nikachan5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I read on Wikipedia that she married when she was 18, so yes she was in fact married for several years when she wrote this :/

    • @tiat3137
      @tiat3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not saying that whole thing isn't bizarre but I don't think 24 and 19 is that bad an age difference. No one would blink twice if the genders were reversed.

    • @friendlyghosthost1830
      @friendlyghosthost1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Tia T where are you from? People would absolutely think it’s weird if a twenty four year old man was lusting after a nineteen year old girl (at least the none creepy ones).

  • @sophiearogundade9385
    @sophiearogundade9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Y'all should stop writing negative comments on After
    I'm tired of liking them all

  • @TurtleGamers1
    @TurtleGamers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Lmao at teen "romantic" movies that idolize abusive relationships. I don't think the women writing these stories have been in an abusive relationship because if they had been they wouldn't be romanticizing it lmao

    • @seph1109
      @seph1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fr

  • @FillaneAmmisto
    @FillaneAmmisto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Was I the only teen girl who was rather afraid of those weird obsessive, controlling bad boys? I feel so

    • @justicedreams
      @justicedreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nope, me too

    • @sam3562
      @sam3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No, I'm afraid of them too. I never want to meet that kind of a person.

    • @itspienoon7883
      @itspienoon7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nope, me too, especially when you read the Wattpad version, where Hardin makes Christian Grey look better in comparison

    • @gunterlehzen214
      @gunterlehzen214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i felt that way too. i never got the appeal of bad boy clichés lols

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      feel so w h a t

  • @unclenought6385
    @unclenought6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I hated this movie! It’s why Wattpad books should never have mainstream attention! The main character is bland and just a terrible person, so all you can feel for her is apathy at best and hatred at worst, the guy is also controlling borderline abusive but his dad isn’t nice so he’s excused apparently, all the other characters are only there to cause pointless conflict within the story and not to have actual personalities. Also this video is 23hrs old at the time of writing and I got the notification for it 5 mins ago... c’mon TH-cam... I pay for this stuff.

    • @realfromtherealreality4148
      @realfromtherealreality4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sad that Wattpad turned out to have such a shitty reputation. It wasn't that bad at first and you can still find cool stories but yeah... Why are these type of stories the most popular ? ;^; (I even saw the original fanfiction version of this movie but I didn't bother to read it ! XD)

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I agree, why do problematic Wattpad stories featuring bland, mismatched couples get greenlit for godawful Netflix teen romps?! 📖🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @unclenought6385
      @unclenought6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Trina Q it’s like they want their young and impressionable mostly female audience to think that abusive controlling “bad boys” with money are attractive so that they can keep the flame of capitalism and misogyny alive and continue to profit off of it

    • @unclenought6385
      @unclenought6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Real From The Real Reality I know. Wattpad can be a place for talented novice writers who maybe wouldn’t make it with mainstream publishing to have their work seen and appreciated. I’ve read so many quirky and amazing stories from people who just write as a hobby or haven’t had the opportunity to get published. But then there’s the OTHER side of badly written fanfics where the only point of the story is for the main characters to get together in various levels of intimacy and cringe. I don’t understand the interest of writing about a real person that may (for some god forsaken reason) read your work about them. Makes me feel gross.

    • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
      @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been 5 years and I'm still waiting for The Badboy and the Tomboy or The Last Virgin Standing to be a movie because that's how the badboy demographic is supposed to be done, make us care for the characters, make the girl have commonsense and most importantly, make the badboy likeable. Not a piece of shit

  • @scarlet2847
    @scarlet2847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    The teen movies AFTER this one gotta be really bad.

    • @icheckered
      @icheckered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This pun is so bad it deserves a like

  • @asacarmichael9724
    @asacarmichael9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    That actor looks like a creepy mix between Hayden Christensen and the guy who played Edward in Twilight.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ... Just so you know, I'm sending you my therapy bills for that mental image.

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No no no no no do not bring Hayden nor Robert into this they don't deserve it

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The problem with: "He's different around me", is the whole problem! The only reason he treats you well n o w is because he feels the need to impress you. Soon he will treat you like crap just like he does everyone else.

  • @michaelkolman8313
    @michaelkolman8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “We’re all hard wired to desire, we can turn it on and we can turn it off” that’s not what hard wired means

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      soft wired

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I swear to god that line was in one of Onision’s shitty books.

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@The.Orange.Wizard Don't remind me!

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “we have a switch connected to circumvent the hard wire.”

  • @angelacausevic7563
    @angelacausevic7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    doctor: “you have 17 minutes and 42 seconds left to live”
    me:

  • @taten007
    @taten007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    These people who make “teen movies” are so out of touch, that even my teen sister who is as basic as it can get, finds them not even laughably bad. Are these people who make these movies even human beings? Aliens pretending to act human? That’s a real question no cap.

    • @ArdonTHS
      @ArdonTHS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't even think aliens are the reason why, as I'm pretty sure aliens know that real humans do not act like the "humans" in teen movies. In all seriousness, the reason why is because these movies are easy money. These types of movies are cheap to make and require no effort to produce. It's why these movies are filled with cliches, plot holes, unlikable characters, and unsettling implications (especially with this movie being based on a fucking FANFICTION). Plus, even if the target audience hates them, it doesn't matter in the end because the studios that make them and the companies that distribute them get to reap all the rewards, A.K.A. (obtaining the viewer's money). So, to the film companies and studios, it means nothing if their target audience hates or shit talks their movies, if making these movies means getting tons and tons of money, then it's absolutely justified to them.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most of these fanfiction-based movies were written by actual teen girls, including this one. So in a way, they are the exact opposite of "out if touch" - they are the actual fantasies of lonely teen girls.
      But that's the thing - they are *fantasies* and not reality. And I think most teens are aware that fantasy and reality do not tend to overlap, and the sexy bad boy won't fall for you and change his ways if you are a boring basic wallflower with no other interests than books in real life.
      I'm not saying no one on wattpad has an actual boyfriend because ofc that would be silly, but the readers wattpad in general and these teenage heartthrob AU fanfics in specific attract, tend to be of a certain kind. Maybe your sister just isn't one of them.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sleepysera People only change if they want to change. No relationship is ever going to change someone unless that person wants it to change them.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @kinky chocolate A grown-ass woman who's apparently a creepy stalker.

  • @AndreasR86
    @AndreasR86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm baffled by how many stupid versions of what is essentially "Beauty and the Beast" people can make.

    • @johngreen8921
      @johngreen8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They replace the innocence and charm with abuse and sex

  • @nickityler8685
    @nickityler8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Can we take a moment to appreciate cj’s dedication to his fan base. He will literally put himself through the worst of cringy films for our entertainment. We are grateful that you spend time analysing these terrible films.

  • @mercedesschiappapietra2852
    @mercedesschiappapietra2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    His accent sounds so fake which is weird cause it's real

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    And next they'll make a movie based on a fanfiction about Markeplier and PewDiePie to finally get the PewdiePie-Markeplier porn.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And it'll be Mpreg just to spice things up.

    • @johnnydoe6325
      @johnnydoe6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure those already exist...If you look hard enough.

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @gamewizard I At least no movie.

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah it's probably going to be jacksepticeye x Markiplier...

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gamewizard I as someone who read so many of these, you are right

  • @SuperiorStudios
    @SuperiorStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Girls growing up on these movies are gonna get messed up

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They're the ones writing them, too.

    • @sylvatica7683
      @sylvatica7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio It's bad enough that a teenage girl feels like this is romance and writing this stuff. But that a studio full of adult people who should have the maturity and sense that this is not romantic but abusive behavior is producing this bs... I don' t blame the teenage girl, I blame the studio

    • @shriyanv4407
      @shriyanv4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sylvatica7683 But that kaching-ching is more important to studios

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sylva Tica the author was like 22 when she wrote this though.....not a teenage girl.

    • @SuperiorStudios
      @SuperiorStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      flxwercxrpse so this is what they really REALLY want, very telling

  • @voodoodummie
    @voodoodummie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    imagine if this movie was well written and the end was about her breaking the romantic illusion and getting out of this abusive relation. She dug a hole and has to dig herself out. THAT would be a premise that could go a distance.

  • @squarecross7383
    @squarecross7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    „We are all hardwired to desire. We can turn it on and we can turn it off“
    Correct me if I´m wrong but… I´m pretty sure that „hardwired“ means that you can´t just turn something on and off.

    • @predatorasap5040
      @predatorasap5040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if that is correct we all know the penis has its own brain

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Is this aimed at the same audience who thinks that Edward in Twilight's stalkerism is romantic?

    • @dinerosainphar8610
      @dinerosainphar8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Probably

    • @Markcus003
      @Markcus003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep. 50 Shades is a worse Twilight and After's a worse 50 Shades.

    • @annabanana7659
      @annabanana7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least Edward had the excuse of being a vampire.

  • @itspienoon7883
    @itspienoon7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    So coming to this conclusion, I've made a ranking list of the most abusive love interests in Netflix's teen romance movies:
    1. Hardin from After
    2. Noah from Kissing Booth
    3. Sierra Hamburgers
    4. Milk Boi from Tall Girl

    • @destini3264
      @destini3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      There was another series of books that was a harry styles fan fic called secret and the guy in those books was far worse than Hardin lol I know that sounds crazy and I can't remember his name but he was so verbally and emotionally abusive he literally made "the love of his life" extremely depressed and suicidal but you know he excused it with " my childhood was bad".🤦

    • @itspienoon7883
      @itspienoon7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@destini3264 someone really needs to separate pens from every Wattpad writer ever

    • @honestly1451
      @honestly1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@destini3264 I also remember one fanfic where the main girl had Louis as her brother, and Harry was a friend of Louis. But somehow the girl and Harry end up together, Louis gets pissed, I think Harry hits Louis for getting pissed at harry for taking his sister. The sister gets pissed off at Louis too, goes to live with Harry, Harry reveals to be an asshole who abuses physically and verbally this girl, they have a lot of fights, I don't remember what happens exactly but the girl always goes back to Harry. This seems to be a theme..

    • @destini3264
      @destini3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@honestly1451 oh my gosh 😂 I remember reading that too

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly? there seems to be a lot of these

  • @jacksona1049
    @jacksona1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    harry's character is just a compilation of everything on r/imfourteenandthisisdeep

  • @KR-ue1gd
    @KR-ue1gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Thank you for the following bright spots in my day:
    > Your "American" accent
    > "Christian Beige"
    > Reminding me of your hilarious "Super Seducer" livestream

  • @Ikdulo
    @Ikdulo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "i'll be alone at 40 because i love the bad boys" the movie.

    • @cilliersvisser661
      @cilliersvisser661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Along with a addiction (eating at best, liquor at worst), double digit debt and a 16 year old who'll repeat the mistakes of their parentage."

  • @Tombuglol
    @Tombuglol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Fifty shades of grey but on a Subway Sandwich budget.

  • @cassiehosh1677
    @cassiehosh1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    as a person who actually reads fanfics it's just baffling to me that the always choose the worst source material - i know it's because their popular but i still don't get WHY
    IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO WORK WITH AT LEAST GO TO AO3 INSTEAD OF WATTPAD FOR FUCKS SAKE

    • @dr.ambiguous4913
      @dr.ambiguous4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s probably a bunch of 14 year old girls who have no understanding of reality that makes these things popular. It’s just unfortunate that there are so many teens and tweens on those grotty websites.

    • @herlocksholmes-uv5qw
      @herlocksholmes-uv5qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      AO3 is the place of *GODS*

    • @kylemajerczyk8160
      @kylemajerczyk8160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      naega cassie hosh
      Or FanFiction.net
      There’s a lot of really good stories there.
      There’s actually a really great Mass Effect series by AmityN7

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      While the writing quality on AO3 tends to be miles above what you find on wattpad, very little of it deals with subject matters that would be considered easily marketable or safe for TV.
      No matter which fandom you look at, the amount of psychological trauma, all forms of abuse, extreme kink, mental issues and non-standard gender identities and sexualities and so on is absolutely staggering.
      It is MUCH harder to find a popular enough heteronormative little story you can make a few quick bucks with by turning it into a movie on AO3 because of that.
      But that is what sells and doesn't scare investors off, and unlike AO3, wattpad is full of that, so that's where they look for the next big thing.

    • @tanukimika
      @tanukimika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sleepysera this is so true it hurts, Ao3 has much higher quality writing than most of wattpad stuff, but it also has a ton of stuff that movie directors wouldn't find suitable for the target audience they're aiming for, and they wouldn't make the easy money these trashy movies make. It's honestly really sad

  • @catarinacorreia2747
    @catarinacorreia2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Christian Beige"
    I can't.... I can't stop laughing

  • @gregtitizian2760
    @gregtitizian2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    His name is literally hard on. You know it’s gonna be a good movie when you see that

  • @oliharrison9488
    @oliharrison9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was shocked to find out that harden (the male lead) is British why does he sound like he’s faking his own accent lmao

  • @thechannelmelynx9435
    @thechannelmelynx9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I as an american can indeed say that everyone talks like that. Points for accuracy, well done.

    • @issamykelz3531
      @issamykelz3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah idk what everyone is talking about, he talks better american than like 90% of the people I know

    • @magicrectangleEnt
      @magicrectangleEnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The American accent wasn't perfect or anything, but it was on track for sure. Wasn't clear if he was going full Texan or not lol

  • @dreamxrbby4125
    @dreamxrbby4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    The worst part is that there’s a second movie coming out

    • @aldenwashington3285
      @aldenwashington3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I can’t wait to watch it and laugh at how bad it is.

    • @Messwithmitchie
      @Messwithmitchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      why the hell 😑

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Messwithmitchie because when this movie was released in theaters it grossed a crap ton of money and teenage girls loved the crap out of it.

    • @bethanyoneal5789
      @bethanyoneal5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh dear god

    • @앤젤
      @앤젤 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noah Bossier how and why do they like this piece of garbage.

  • @Myth_or_Mystery76
    @Myth_or_Mystery76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *Boyfriend runs over girlfriend in jealous rage* “I’m coming out of my shell!!”

  • @sunnybffr
    @sunnybffr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this reminded me that fifty shades of grey was started out as a twilight fanfiction... the trauma never ends

  • @frenchiestfry9045
    @frenchiestfry9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The second you said that they were making a sequel I froze up and a lump appeared in my throat. I’m 14, and me and my friends have attempted to watch this twice at sleepovers as a joke and we never managed to get even half way through, it’s that bad. I applaud you for not literally vomiting.

  • @stocktonlord24
    @stocktonlord24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The fact that the girl’s boyfriend is way better looking than b-tier Adrian Grey is god damn beautiful.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually think both are attractive and do find Mr. English boy more attractive, but the overall personality that the her bf had made him ultimately more attractive. Just felt bad for his character tbh

    • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
      @NewOrderOfAlexandria 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 these terrible teen dramas always have a nice guy being fucked over for some reason, it only makes the "bad boy" more unlikable lmao

  • @butterballporkbunthetoymak
    @butterballporkbunthetoymak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    There’s a lot of good original stories on Wattpad buried in the mountains of shit. But if you wanna read fanfics go to AO3.

    • @真冬-c6f
      @真冬-c6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AO3 is gay tho

    • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
      @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fact: all the good stories are never recommend even when I search with the freaking name! Wattpad has died

    • @espurrhoodie1290
      @espurrhoodie1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AO3 has some good fanfics (with my personal favorite being Memoirs of the Holy War by Katriona_Subasa, a fan-made novellization of the game Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War), but even I agree there are some shitters on that site. But there's shitters in every medium, so.

    • @butterballporkbunthetoymak
      @butterballporkbunthetoymak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kiddie XCX I know I write original books on Wattpad but my god is it filled to the brim with trash.

    • @morgoth_bauglir
      @morgoth_bauglir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's literally one wattpad story that I've liked in the past month, and it's Trust Fund by skunkberry99. Read it btw, it's really good

  • @t.r2603
    @t.r2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    My only thoughts: "Wattpad has a film studio?!?"

  • @mariaemiliadesi1275
    @mariaemiliadesi1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When the book was all over in my country, there was a friend of mine who loved it and told me to read it. I read the summary and was like "another broken bad boy meets good girl? Heck no", so i decided to skip on the fun. Turns out that the friend that recommended me the book found herself a boyfriend and doesn't let him go, even to the bathroom. She even accepted him telling her not to use dresses cause they exposed her too much. Bottom line, this books are seriously damaging people

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When authors start making up versions of abuse that don't exist in the real world, simply because the abusive character they're lusting after simply hasn't enough abusive traits already.

  • @RobertFithen
    @RobertFithen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is the only channel that makes me literally laugh out loud. No need to apologize to all of America for the accent, just South Carolina.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny enough, it was filmed in Atlanta

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto, I'm not even from America, and I laughed out loud at his American drawl! 🇺🇸😂

    • @justanormalpersonwholovesm8337
      @justanormalpersonwholovesm8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone from South Carolina there’s no need to apologize. Trust me a lot of us talk like that

  • @Allegruu
    @Allegruu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Fun Fact: In the books Harden was dared to make her fall in love with him + take her viginity and when he succeded he KEPT THE SHEET with her blood on it... And he showed it to all of his friends as proof.

    • @abigase135
      @abigase135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      !!!

    • @laurettagilbert2229
      @laurettagilbert2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That is absolutely d i s g u s t i n g what the fuck

    • @sneha7910
      @sneha7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's so disgusting and creepy

    • @Emeraldkyber
      @Emeraldkyber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *S H O T G U N T I M E*

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's also ridiculously inaccurate considering it was written by a grown up woman
      Having sex for the first time doesn't always break hymen because, surprise surprise, every woman is different and if her lover is cautions enough it doesn't have to happen
      It means two things:
      a) Harden and his friends knows nothing about female biology
      b) he deliberately fuck her hard so there would be an evidence
      Idk which possibility is worse

  • @Royal__Kitsune
    @Royal__Kitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I remember there was a bit in this movie where Harden compares himself to Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights.
    And if THAT isn't the most OBVIOUS *Red Flag* yet in this movie. I dont know what is

    • @izzyy6469
      @izzyy6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The director probably watched wuthering heights 1992 and cast Hero to impersonate his uncle’s heathcliff lol

    • @user-pg9sw2td7w
      @user-pg9sw2td7w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A character that *potentially* shagged his dead *potential* half sisters body. And he *potentially* murdered his *potential* half brother
      It’s a bit of a stretch but some critics have run with this interpretation.
      He’s a vengeful twat regardless you just wouldn’t want to compare yourself to him

    • @Royal__Kitsune
      @Royal__Kitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean fron what i know about heathcliff & harden. they're both c*nts
      itd be absolutely ridiculous if he compared himself to romeo or some actually decent love story protagonist

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Royal__Kitsune While Christian Beige is worse, Romeo is far from a decent character.

    • @Royal__Kitsune
      @Royal__Kitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@night-seeker666 Sorry foe the uber late rply but you're right i guess
      idk much about Romeos character but i merely used him as an example

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think hollywood screenwriters have legitimately forgotten the difference between the "hunky bad boy" and the "complete douchebag who has no redeeming qualities who happens to be hot"

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They think a rebellious bad boy who doesn't do as he's told and an obsessive control freak are the same thing. They're not.

    • @yttrash565
      @yttrash565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The ideal bad boy is one who spits in a cop's face then jumps into a river to save a kitten

  • @zuskull1
    @zuskull1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This makes me hate myself for having a Wattpad account

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't hate yourself, there are hidden gems in the corners of wattpad behind the atrocious and egregious monstrosities they call bestsellers 😁

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hyperiomaniac I’ve found some really good fanfictions, but most of them are just mediocre.

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NoSkull 13 ouch

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      examples if you don't mind?

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hyperiomaniac there was this one creepypasta fanfiction (I can’t remember the name, though), and this Leatherface fanfiction called ‘Flesh Wound.’ Those are some of the examples I can think of.

  • @tessiya6199
    @tessiya6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Ugh the movie comparing this garbage relationship to Darcy and Elizabeth makes me go "BLASPHEMY!!!!" 🤢😡

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was the bit in the water meant to be a reference to the famous Darcy scene?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean Twilight tried comparing its bullshit romance to "Romeo & Juliet", so I guess the author wanted to up the insult to classical literature.

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cartooncritique6625 Romeo and Juliet? Didn't Shakespeare write that play to mock foolish romances and impulsive couples?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@olezka_dostoevsky I wouldn't be surprised, but I also feel like that's what makes it so brilliant...unlike every other "Romeo & Juliet"-inspired story which always seems to miss the point of that play.

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cartooncritique6625 true

  • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
    @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    This movie is an abomination. I read the book and I hated it. I watched the movie and I wanted to scratch my damn eyes out. After is fifty shade of gray rewritten

    • @hoppinghessien
      @hoppinghessien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How much do you have to hate yourself to read the book and watch the movie?

    • @mrs.katsukibakugou115
      @mrs.katsukibakugou115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hoppinghessien I hate myself a lot I could've used that time to play overwatch but I read the book

    • @Markcus003
      @Markcus003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrs.katsukibakugou115 ok buddy just relax I'm sure someone out there needs you.

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiddie XCX bro i was gonna okay Overwatch but now I’m gonna go read the book & watch the movie

  • @tubemask8379
    @tubemask8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    this sequel better be called afterer

  • @petitluna2571
    @petitluna2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The author was 23 yrs old when she wrote “After”. Bruh...

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wrote better fanfics when I was in high school, and mine were never even finished.

  • @pealrz
    @pealrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Gosh I can't believe they broke the Golden rule🤦‍♀️ what happens in wattpad stays in wattpad...

  • @holpaer
    @holpaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    This channel is like: British man tortures himself watching terrible movies, reviewing them and sometimes not even getting paid for it

  • @athanasia791
    @athanasia791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I remember reading After when I was a Wattpader, wondering why it was so popular : Terrible writing, bad grammar and one-dimensional characters. That and the glorified emotional abuse made me want to hit my laptop's screen.
    I believe After is so popular just because it's a Harry Styles fanfiction, nothing more. I then realised that Wattpad is full of terrible stories with bad boys and one-direc fanfiction that make you want to throw up. Avoid Wattpad folks, for your own sanity.

    • @athanasia791
      @athanasia791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Moonwa La Worgen Jesus so true. I used to write a rants book about Wattpad (especially the awful werewolf stories, cliches and plagiarism) and a book reviews. Wattpad is full of creepy 1-D and Justin Bieber fanfics, along with ridiculous bad boys and mafia love stories. Wattpad is no place for a sane brain.
      Speaking of which, wattpaders can't take criticism. It happened to me more than once, but the fans attacked me and a few authors called me a cyber bully. Wattpad also deletes you if you criticise them or touch their precious authors. I legit shared what a popular author said to me, exposing her narcissistic behaviour but not mentioning her name, and got deleted by the site because she had more than 250k followers. Wattpad isn't a safe place and there is no freedom of speech there. Don't use it. Total waste of time. And from what I've heard from a friend who still uses it, the site has become worse.

    • @jemiialii
      @jemiialii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sophia L I remember making a comment at the end of the third book of After saying the story was garbage and so many teenage girls were giving me shit for saying it was garbage. When I explained why it was garbage, they still were on my case for calling it garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️.
      After that experience, I decided to no longer read anything from Wattpad anymore.

    • @athanasia791
      @athanasia791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jemiialii you did a good thing. I personally boycott Wattpad since they treat their users like trash. The bad boys stories dominate the what's hot list like crazy. And the stories' lovers attack you when you say you dislike the story. It's insane.

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theres an indonesian equivalent to After, called Dear Nathan.
      similar trope and tragic backstory (at least i think so; DN was a hot topic for a hot minute so i knew what was going on, and had a movie adaptation as well. After though, i only know bits and pieces about it from videos like these). i was trying to write teenfic, so looked up the top teenfic list on wattpad, tried reading Dear Nathan to get a feel of whats popular amongst the Youth™.
      couldnt even finish the first chapter lmao.

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also, in me experience, best way to find good stories to read is through connection, not algorithm. it's a broken record at this point, but there *_are_* good, well written stories on wattpad. but since theyre often buried, not to mention scarce, best way to find other stories like those is to find at least ONE author who did the job well and whose story ye liked, then look through their personal reading list. there'll still be garbage amongst them, but the gems will be easier to find that way bc usually capable authors read stories from other capable authors/befriend them. so thats one way.

  • @bertimusprime7900
    @bertimusprime7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    So, here’s what’s happening that causes all of these movies: the authors are always women, and without having any understanding of it, they are Subs, like-to-be-demeaned subs, but they also want to be loved, and they don’t understand that in a Dom/Sub relationship that that dynamic can exist. These women are instead spreading the idea that actual abusive relationships are just fine. They need to get dominated by someone who knows what they’re doing and can teach them what it’s actually all about. But good luck to any Dom who tries it because these women will get attached like one of their protagonists.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The bad thing is that they actually see it acceptable

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      These kind of fics always seem to ignore Rule Zero: Safe, Sane, Consentual. ESPECIALLY Consentual for some horrifying reason. This whole movie and especially the books are particularly horrible about that.

    • @bertimusprime7900
      @bertimusprime7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio Exactly, and it stems from lacking even the barest speck of knowledge of anything even remotely BDSM.

    • @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580
      @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That... Actually explains a lot, so basically these women have a fetish that they have no idea how to deal with so they write shitty fanfic and then get lucky and these horrible movies get made?
      Holy fuck, this just makes me more worried for how the BDSM community is seen, and worried for inexperienced Subs that might bump into abusive Doms. They'll think this is what a Dom/Sub relationship is like so they won't recognize the abuse and might get stuck in a toxic relationship with a Dom that doesn't respect them

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt that prime especially since these typically do point the suspicious behavior from the heroines. What's more likely us that they love drama and knows that it sells, so they make their relationships as toxic and dramatic as possible in order to get attention and have fun

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Did anyone else just play videogames, hang out with friends , and enjoy the occasional school dance during their teenage years?
    It couldn't just be me right?