Horrible Life Hacks

[@nicholasride5549]

“Thinking quickly, Mr. Gears constructed a homemade pen using only a straw, some tape, and a pen.”

[@garbagemandotjpeg6517]

nicholas ride i get that reference

[@abbyvonzorro2782]

nicholas ride can’t the the only one who read this in a British narrator voice

[@eeromakinen4222]

Make a pen from uhhh..
A pen

[@vanlalhmangaihsangaralte734]

Dave the barbarian! Hecc yea

[@snowrose124]

I have came here to brag that I am the 3400th like.

[@heroofmalta9158]

Knowing your own darkness is the best way to deal with the darkness of other people

[@xryeau_1760]

Eyelids + Light Switch + Blindfold + Coke Cap Glasses = ???

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

@@xryeau_1760 A good time.

[@dimitrikrostov2932]

or simply just put an open book or clotes

[@fukunaga-kane]

Cyanide works well for my wife sleep troubles too

[@Tajealos]

"Ah, it's too bright to sleep."
Life hack: stare into the sun for an hour; you'll intimidate it into never showing it's face again, and you can sleep peacefully for as long as you'd like.

[@strathattack4325]

So apparently life hacks means finding out how to do the simplest of tasks in the most complicated and most dangerous ways possible.

[@Maro-gp3vf]

In current youtube? absolutely

[@GabrielGonzalez2]

Life hacks make a lot more sense if you realize that the "hacks" part of "life hacks" means to cut or chop

[@galactickong3220]

@@GabrielGonzalez2 Or maybe it's actully hack as in it's as hard as hacking the white house.

[@DiscoveringReality1]

I was the 1000th like

[@itsjustbari2001]

@@GabrielGonzalez2 not the meaning

[@SeventhGod77]

The only “life hack” I have ever used was just cutting a sponge in half to make two sponges.

[@TestyCool]

I mean a lighter and plastic bottle = bottle opener seems good to know. Though you can also used a folded up piece of paper and a lighter. I open a lot of bottles and never know when I'm going to need a bottle opener.

[@ashleythekittymaster4907]

Give this man a Nobel Prize this is genius

[@mandarian87]

You’d be better off just using a regular lighter as a replacement bottle opener lol

[@Slava_Ukraini1991]

@@TestyCool carry a swiss army knife

[@TestyCool]

@@Slava_Ukraini1991 A lighter is lighter.

[@stephwillingham5558]

“My toothbrush head fell off, so I superglued it to the head of a pencil.”
“Why didn’t you just glue it back onto the toothbrush?”
“...”

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

He threw it away and replaced it with a pencil for the sake of the video

[@unxnxwn1798]

I thought the same thing smh

[@Kryterior]

Do you know what your pfp is from?

[@MattiMCFC]

Don’t you just hate it when your toothbrush head falls off? Happens to me all the time

[@gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn]

@@Kryterior i think it's from JoJo

[@mikehunt7810]

Imagine bringing a girl home and putting her drink in a pringles cup and put it on a dvd coaster.
You definitely pulling

[@twilso12]

Joseph Coombs don’t need to imagine when this shit gets me the wet clam every day humie

[@TehMadCow]

I tried it & accidentally flooded my home when her panties were unable to contain the tsunami that formed within them

[@thef.b.i2705]

However we heard she was underaged and now I’m here

[@e91simon]

That's how you end a fucking night quick

[@davebryan1890]

You don't seal the deal until you flex with your coke cap glasses tho

[@Mogawty]

I can really only believe Mr.Gear is a comedy/parody channel. When he put the coke caps over his eyes, I lost it.

[@beastlyskilled]

Mogawty yeah that’s what I’m thinking. There’s no way this guy is serious

[@cfurtado2761]

lmao I lost it here.
What I really want now is a "Day in the life of" this guy, and just see some apartment absolutely filled with so much useless miscellaneous crap that makes no sense.

[@johncabbage1232]

same af lmao

[@RED01SEA]

he is an X men life hacker

[@KiddsWithClass]

Does anybody know the video that part is from?

[@rapidrush6033]

5:42 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at something in a long time, and then I saw Charlie’s face and I fucking lost it. The pure disappointment he had glued to his face the same way they glued random shit together got me actually crying from laughing so damn hard

[@frostyx1531]

@@bellyyyyyy ???💀cool bro

[@EmSeeGorillaTag]

I saw this shit in class and I was trying not to laugh the rest of class

[@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.]

@@EmSeeGorillaTag kids these days will never understand going to school without your phone

[@SoggyCerealw]

@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt. yeah it is pretty sad. I still got to go experience it for quite a while thankfully

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

​@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.who tf asked

[@UberTankred]

A note on the coke-cap-sleep-mask. Having a loosely assembled piece of pointy wire right in front of your eyes, which is also attached to a piece of rubber that is under tension is a surefire way to have things go dark forever.

[@Icecreammac1]

Even disregarding the wire, having Coke bottle caps pressing into your eyelids while taut rubber is pushing against the back of your ears must hurt! I can't imagine wearing that shit for eight seconds, let alone sleeping with them for eight hours.

[@JustPJB]

Funny 😂

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

Hey, to be fair: It could be a multiple-use lifehack. Sleeping is basically just being in a dark place, so why not just have it be dark forever? Pro life hack epic crazy wacky mode!

[@feelsgoodman2171]

@ItzFlowy Thermite

[@feelsgoodman2171]

@ItzFlowy oh, i thought you where talking about Thermite with his goofy goggles.

[@ВарвараНикитина-к4м]

The fact that the text on the CD says "no one will know" makes me even more terrified of Mr.Gear

[@SQUIDWORD15]

maybe Mr. Gear is a parody

[@cosmiceyness]

he has the people in the dungeon in the mountains

[@cosmiceyness]

and thats the snuff tape

[@isaiahwalking]

Probably tortures them while he touches himself inappropriately...

[@kevinsundelin8639]

@@isaiahwalking Is there a way to touch yourself appropriately?

[@xZippy]

"Honey, I'm tired. Where the hell are my coke cap glasses?!"

[@thelegendaryarrox5559]

*Immediate Divorce*

[@randomangrycat5196]

@@thelegendaryarrox5559 Lol

[@WanderingHermitCrab]

Sierra Petrovita and her Cappy glasses.

[@BlaineADedam]

"They're in the Pringles pencil holder right next to the CD coaster, sweetie."

[@therealtruth3012]

@@BlaineADedam He said while trying to sleep on glued chairs.

[@slickfinisher123]

Hack:
Boil all your water at the beginning of the week then freeze it. Defrost as needed.

[@swbullen1]

lol underrated

[@riconium_]

“It’s too bright to sleep, so why not gouge my eyes out with coke lids?”
-Mr. Gear I think

[@ShaunResindip]

thats gotta be uncomfortable

[@rozanfaust2967]

@@ShaunResindip yeah, cause theres little spikes on the coke lid. Its kinda cool i guess...... for him

[@CG-ee8vp]

I laughed so hard when he just stared at the screen for 3 seconds after seeing that. LOL

[@suakeli]

It would be more comfortable, convenient and painless to wear unused underpants on your eyes instead. Literally dumber than pants-on-head stupid.

[@Tisya_kiowo]

@@suakeli Absolutely Agree

[@Jacob-kz7ul]

Life hack: glue your toothbrush head to a pencil instead of back to the toothbrush handle

[@thaddeusluong7157]

Ha

[@rusted3547]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@BeanKatz]

Omfg im dying

[@Code221091]

Also if you glue your toothbrush head to the pencil then how will you make the hot glue eraser later in the video?! I’m so confused, MrGear!

[@DDs6005]

@@Code221091 nailed it

[@clydearrownyvi]

"How to make a Pen"
You'll need:
- A straw
- Some tape
and
- *A pen*

[@icearrow9036]

why tho

[@sheikhjabooti]

@@icearrow9036 ngl all the tape he used wld be more expensive than buying a new pen

[@QWERTYMAN500]

“Luckily, Dave was able to construct a megaphone using only some duct tape, a squirrel, and a megaphone.”

[@sheikhjabooti]

@@QWERTYMAN500 and also a car

[@EmbeddedWithin]

“How to make a homemade container”
You’ll need:
- some plastic
-some super glue
-hot glue
- *A CONTAINER*

[@jakethebarcode]

5:46 The second I saw Charlie’s face I burst out laughing cause I knew what he was gonna say

[@kittyqveen3249]

Fr 😭

[@tofumofuu]

Actually losing my shit because of his reaction lmfao 😂

[@frostyelwood9898]

Just the sudden cut

[@charlor6808]

i really like the pause before he starts speaking it makes me laugh every time

[@xXMisery7531Xx]

Okay chill

[@dollin9515]

5:40 dont forget bottle caps are sharp where they attached to the sealing ring so it would feel like constant needles on your eyelids

[@basedintellectual9704]

Even if they weren't sharp that shit would be uncomfortable. It's like sleeping with sunglasses on.

[@harmonixerraze]

Yeah and just wait until you roll over the wrong way in your sleep and push them into your face/eye. Guarantee one night that crap would end very badly.

[@bloopbop181]

Just what I n33d. More pain

[@PuckishAngel]

@@harmonixerraze You just need to use it once to solve the light problem forever

[@tazka69]

@@PuckishAngel lol

[@APRILOOPS]

life hack: if you want to remember your password, remember it.

[@Fei-Chan]

*AVENGERS THEME INTENSIFIES

[@bigslime2868]

Life hack: if you want to live, don't die!

[@woah9164]

69 likes

[@jameswoyak]

@@bigslime2868 are u the next Einstein?

[@bigslime2868]

@@jameswoyak peoe say that a lot

[@lugoki382]

that spoon is what the Joker actually got his scars from

[@fungi265]

I'm the joker baby

[@spider-man8186]

You wanna know how I got these scars
My mom used all the spoons in the house and didn’t wash them
And daddy doesn’t like that
Not.One.Bit So he makes me a spoon with a piece of a coke can and he goes Why so serious?

[@yourboi5492]

@@spider-man8186 Chefs kiss

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yup

[@SelfKondukta]

Holy shit this underrated comment tho 🔥

[@aaronxgaming4042]

"Thinking quickly, Dave constructed a homemade megaphone. Using only a string, a squirrel, and a megaphone."

[@TestyCool]

[@keipe008]

@@TestyCool iirc, op's comment is a quote from the show "dave the barbarian"

[@iyoutubeperson4336]

That coca cola mask looks like it would be part of a fallout 4 side quest

[@AD-ey4yr]

The Nuka cola one?

[@minokawa5754]

69?!?!

[@karoshi645]

Not nuka cola

[@ricegod445]

@Rin drinking gin make it -9 per bc that ¨life hack¨ is bad

[@Ace.C19]

Lmao next its gonna be power armour made outta cardboard or pringle cans😂

[@billydeandre]

Rare instance of a Charlie wearing a shirt that isn’t solid white

[@ego3968]

oh honey you’ve got a big storm coming

[@landonmcconnell2141]

@@ego3968 what the fuck are u talking about, are u good?

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

@@ego3968 You could go to five or six stores, or just one.

[@foreignbag8861]

He was a little poor back then. Now he has all yu-gi-oh card money for those white shirts.

[@Danbobooru]

@@foreignbag8861 good point

[@jessemcmeme79]

If charlie was a teacher and I was in his class, he would be the most influential teachers in my life

[@diablodxd4700]

Dude has a point

[@timo4258]

It would be an awesome day or two before he would be fired from the school for using sex toys as an analogy for whatever he was explaining.

[@axtra9561]

@@timo4258 im for it. It'd keep my attention

[@nathankenji2855]

Noice im the 100th like

[@bananaknightalt433]

This is the most truth I've seen all day

[@namratanath58]

I feel like Mr. Gear is making parody of life hacks and trolling everyone.

[@bigm758]

Yeah seriously how has no one else noticed this lol, as soon as you get to the fork spoon you should have realised this

[@alanwatts8239]

Life hack: phone's freezing?
Light it on fire.

[@garlic_bread180]

AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[@spynyi]

XD

[@ykewl1372]

Just use your phone while charging it and watch some porn 10/10 works for me alot

[@shmeepness1700]

😱 that's genius

[@xenu9420]

If you give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

[@gabrielcorrea700]

I feel like if I visit this guy’s house it would be coke cans held up by popsicle sticks.

[@Manglet762]

It's his form of rebellion against the Coke company, because you see, he's a Pepsi follower, and he impales the corpses of Coke Cans onto sticks as a warning to never sell Coke to him.

[@BeanKatz]

Im fucking dying of laughter from the video and its comment section xd

[@sirjacobanderson]

His fucking whole house just glued shit together hahaha

[@minty8942]

Charlie Is the most Controversially sounding person who doesn't have to raise his voice to start some shit

[@damnfreakingsien]

“YO GUYS, ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BANGER, THIS IS GONNA BE AN INSANE VIDEO, ALRIGHT GUYS”
Fuck those

[@zom_tyt7382]

A simple "Hey Guys" as an Intro is So Much Better.

[@senioravocados7431]

Gh0st you have good taste in profile pictures.

[@hipfroggyYT]

3:06 lmao I love how he hits us with “dhsoaokbgjsjakskdkdksksaformeum, he’s so smart :)”

[@trycoldman2358]

I cracked at the coke bottle googles

[@antrhax7475]

trycoldman23 you !!! Again 😂

[@fabyangranados764]

You could literally just close your eyes.

[@Garuda_XLI]

I saw you on that SJW vid

[@AtomicTridium]

trycoldman23 Literally even peed a little from laughter at that point myself yepp lmaoo

[@shiannafoxx]

I started crying cuz it looked so idiotic

[@Vimii]

3:25 imagine eating with that spork. My mouth would just start bleeding lol

[@bringindapain6727]

it's not even a spork. it's just a fucking spoon that can slice your tongue open like a razor. this shit should be illegal to show to kids

[@basedintellectual9704]

@@bringindapain6727 Or to anyone for that matter

[@LuisMartinez-pn2le]

Wanna know how i got these scars?

[@carrotbailey]

Rizo. kun hahahahahahahahahah

[@laurocoman]

@@LuisMartinez-pn2le Joker 2 confirmed!

[@neyuun7854]

Life hack: having a seizure? just stay still

[@superfan364]

Its just that fucking simple guys

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Life hack: Have dementia?
Wait, what were we talking about again?

[@incendu1485]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 you were talking about dementia bo-
Wait what were you talking about again?

[@agay260]

@@nooramaloley1063 same

[@STOPSYPHER]

i wish i knew that when i saw a chick with a brain tumor have a seizure, I'll keep it in mind tho

[@facemonkeys]

Hearing Scarlet Fire makes me feel like a nugget

[@lordz19]

hd six hundos

[@mimi_glazed]

Them nuggs

[@cubehead-exists]

dankpiss

[@mimi_glazed]

Smasnug

[@kronos_1337.]

the audio equipment is probably powered by pk cells

[@TheGrandexeno]

This is post apocalyptic life hacks. Mr. Gear is a time traveler.

[@frog_hollow]

Joker: Wanna know how I got these scard

[@stupidsimmy]

that just makes me imagine how the fuck things ended up in a post apocalyptic state to begin with

[@chimp4225]

@@stupidsimmy or more importantly: why he’s making life hack videos on post-apocalypse scenario instead of looking for food… and water… and puss-

[@stupidsimmy]

@@chimp4225 whoa, slow down there, bucko! you almost got us sent to tampa, florida!

[@isaiahwalking]

@@chimp4225 lmao woah buddy!

[@mikewarper6789]

My jaw actually dropped out of confusion when I saw the coke eye mask

[@onyxandtheoccult]

I just simply ceased to exist

[@isaiahaguilera7710]

Like how the fuck is that supposed to be comfortable

[@davidlevine7350]

Let’s talk about the fork though

[@FelipeJaquez]

Fallout Raiders be like

[@shabu5072]

Cyberpunk style 😏

[@sunniedayz2450]

"Marker lives don't matter that much"
Copic marker owners: *crying*

[@bossu5648]

THIS LITERALLY SCROLLED THRU THE COMMENTS FOR THIS

[@trippiechris1852]

@@bossu5648 so did I. Those words didn’t age well

[@whaaaaatyyyy]

If you own copic markers and complain about being poor, shut the fuck up

[@doodle0_]

i once accidentally left a copic open overnight. marker lives matter.

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

Copics are expensive 😭

[@nesty2975]

Charlie without long hair looks cursed

[@rayyanshaikh5591]

7:00
Oh no! What if your in the middle of an exam and you made a mistake and you don’t have an eraser? Just pull out your hot glue gun and create an eraser in 10 minutes, in the middle of your exam!

[@snthenightvisitor245]

Totally

[@aysbe320]

@@OverCAT83 shit one

[@hypertykkel2445]

batteries are not included in the product

[@randomghost1080]

@@OverCAT83 pull out the real gun

[@Someone72663]

@@randomghost1080 hold up-

[@zekegunty3498]

How can you not afford a bottle opener but you can afford a blowtorch

[@Bernardavus]

Yes and blowtorches and coke bottles are more accessible than a bottle opener.

[@ninetails6218]

Because I spent all my money on blowtorches, hot glue sticks and box cutters :(

[@realmofthemisunderstood166]

I know a few fiscally irresponsible stoners who are probably in that exact predicament.

[@MilkCrate801]

im pretty sure that the bottle was already pre-opened just to trick people that it the hack works

[@cheeseburger9354]

ENG 203 perhaps it came from work

[@poodlesnoodles9697]

Me after using the spoon: Do you know how I got these scars?

[@Naraxis1433]

LMAO Exactly what i was thinking... those are some sharp mf edges on that

[@kenobi-hi7qz]

Bro u had me rolling...Heavily underrated.

[@saltwater7366]

Well unless you are a good joker

[@chelle7344]

@Transgender Nigger Scars can be scratch marks aswell. Wouldn’t it be clearer on darker skin tones? It’s also You’re = you are. Have to have the grammar Right, Troll.

[@13thKingMu]

@Transgender Nigger another person who didn't get the joke from "The dark knight" and call them white skin for no reason which is racist in alot of ways

[@AbishaHealfdene]

Considering the life hacker is using power tools, it'd be funny to think if he's an actual child who makes life hacks by kids, for kids. And whenever there's an anthill in his backyard, he uses a pistol to eliminate it.

[@AnnabelleXD]

The coke bottle blindfold had me pissing myself laughing 😂

[@MiguelTeixeiraRosa]

I swear to god i lost it

[@tuumanka7974]

Oh god, true 😂

[@profnabeshin]

Those would slice your face up sooo bad

[@KingKhanate1997]

@@profnabeshin And it’s not like they’d cover your whole eye either, so you’d just wind up with this half moon shape of light spilling out which is even more annoying I’d imagine

[@delsol__]

i was already shitting myself when that popped up and then it pans to charlie’s stone cold face i lost it

[@rachelsullivan6641]

that spoon is gonna cut someone's mouth it would literally be better to just use a fork for your cereal.

[@amoththatthinks]

so you don't have a spoon

[@talibeyilm]

@@amoththatthinks just in case

[@firstnamelastname7298]

@@amoththatthinks i mean i could just wash the spoons right?

[@rottencandy2675]

@@firstnamelastname7298 I mean, someone could have broken into your house and stolen all of your spoons.

[@residentflamingo115]

@@rottencandy2675 damn

[@IsaacRussell707]

5:50 the face of a man who has no hope left in society...

[@LeonardoShellhead]

I died at that part. The fact that we just see his face in a moment of silence for a second 😂

[@fauhans1393]

Certified liquid ladder classic

[@Prod.RulaGettinMula]

400th like

[@CUTESE.CRYPTID]

@@LeonardoShellhead same tho

[@theweirdone6019]

I feel like part of him couldn't believe what he just saw

[@verminmartyr9494]

his complete confusion at the lemon titty always kills me

[@beary3067]

lmao i laughed so hard to the cola eyeglasses

[@blackpaint9093]

Me too lmao, that one killed me

[@ShanePhoenix5558]

Oh god me too holy shit that was great

[@IT__TI]

LOL

[@RealDaedric]

his reaction was perfect

[@missiletoad8488]

Same wtf

[@erikread3945]

6:49 The genuine confusion in his voice made me cry at this.

[@user-bn5xo4yh4j]

LeMoN tIdDiY

[@evanrussell2672]

This is the most straight forward TH-cam I've ever seen. He only talks about the video, and ends with...see ya.
There happy? One mistake geez...
Make sure to like and subscribe

[@CrisMinuano]

cr1tikal does his videos this way

[@HighFOurce420]

That's the way I roll too, no intro or asking for subs or likes
Short and sweet

[@jcm7367]

Thats why hes the best

[@anthonyj6092]

He’s literally he most negative person I’ve ever seen on the internet lol

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@anthonyj6092 He's actually a pretty sweet person, but you're right, he's very negative about stuff that pisses him off.

[@kirbygamer0640]

We need to make a point and click horror game or something where the character has to use tons of useless life hacks to make makeshift tools to help them escape monsters and survive.

[@gabby3036]

I dunno how much experience you have with 90s-era point-and-click adventure games (their heyday), but you've basically described it lawl.

[@quartnoire]

If your phone is broken just put it in the microwave then , behold now you have two destroyed devices. How convinient

[@professor_milk]

Now that they're destroyed, hot glue them back together.

[@wukennylee4926]

@@professor_milk Then add yarn and there you go, a pencil holder.

[@boundforward9469]

i love you

[@quartnoire]

@@boundforward9469 i love you too

[@boundforward9469]

Jan Marqui Carlos Awwww

[@МатвейКовалёв-т7ш]

The toothbrush thing really drove me out. Like, that shit will 100% break while one's brushin his teeth and one's gonna choke on it wtf

[@Gagem145]

But, what got me was that you need to cut the toothbrush to make it

[@arre314]

That's the point

[@cutler_beckett]

Not to mention graphite bits would fall into your toothbrush from the pencil. Graphite is slightly poisonous and can potentially lead to stomachache and vomiting resulting from bowel obstruction.

[@chimp4225]

@@cutler_beckett imagine dying from graphite bowel obstruction because you saw a Mr. Gear video that’s hilarious

[@drysoup3017]

@@chimp4225 that's just sad more than anything

[@bearyboy9088]

Technically a Life "Hack" can also mean that your life is getting hacked...
By mr gear
He is trying to waste as much of your time/life as possible

[@WeerdCh1ck]

Beary Boy ... _go on_

[@beanieboi7743]

By god we've been plaid

[@user-lc8jd6sn2b]

Some guy with a beanie *hacked

[@DunkaDunka330]

Hackerman

[@rhadorenteria6996]

Beary Boy mgs 4 guns of the patriots is life hack

[@DuckWithADagger]

that silence after the sleep mask was LOUD

[@RYAN64DS]

5:43
that will not hurt the outside of your eye at all.

[@SKaede]

the poor brain that could process these genius idea probably too overloaded to notice the pains anyway.

[@farizi9822]

and ur ear

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

I am a rat playing a flute.

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

@@SKaede , I am a rat playing a flute

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

@@violetrain4638 , I am a rat playing a flute

[@davedave1767]

5:44 imagine dying in your sleep and the police find you like that

[@ghostofcoolidge245]

*Officer glances at the body*
"This is definitely a coke case"

[@fancyfeast5086]

🤣😂 the first thought that popped into my head lol

[@Rykyuby]

Just throw them in a wood chipper

[@kingsarues1586]

If I was a cop I'd see that as a serial killers calling card.

[@Cyphlix]

Coke killer strikes again

[@_s_9920]

*"Welcome back to todays episode of Russian Prison Survival Guide, I'm your host Mr Gear and today we will be looking at how you can build your very own firearm using nothing but a window wiper, two paperclips, an elastic band, hot glue, a blow torch and a military grade assault rifle".*

[@KatSpicert]

Scar everyone has a military grade assault rifle sitting around somewhere

[@censorious_]

*a way to commit suicide

[@dilestvegenerate5294]

Hello mr gear here today im gonna make a nuclear bomb using only yarn,paper clips,a hot glue gun,and a "not stolen from the military." Nuclear core

[@unersame8253]

When Mr Gear uses American tools for surviving in a Russian prison.

[@doublejacketjimmy391]

Ashton Phillips NOW THAT A LOTTA DAMAGE!

[@rockandrollfantasy86]

How to make a pen: use a straw
How to make a straw: use a pen
wait...

[@akhileshsadhu7030]

Ah yes instead of a $1 sleeping mask or just using a shirt or something, I will use bottle caps that would probably cut my eyes out and rubber band that will pull out my hair

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Seriously, this shit looked like something Cenobytes would wear

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

My favourite part is noone just owns rubber bands. You would go out of you're way to get a 3 dollar pack of them to make this instead of paying like 1 dollar for a mask.

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

@@maxthepaladin2147 idk who that is. But i got a, it's wednesday my dudes vibe

[@StanbyMode]

@@assiaisindegyara4905 i keep rubber bands in my house lol

[@wedb4876]

I can pull out your hair for you

[@chohawk1]

What happens if we use a 100% of our brain?
I reply, *"Mr.Gear, and his life hacks."*

[@horrormovies7863]

We only use 10% of our brain

[@tyler2k25]

R/Woooooooooosh

[@gobackpls3029]

Skippy Dinglechalk that’s not an r whoosh. Can tell you don’t use reddit for shit

[@mrlolas5114]

@@horrormovies7863 if you had any hint of common sense, you'd know this possibility impossible.

[@SMG-vx3mu]

FUCK GO BACK
**instagram life hack accounts**
*I SAID GO BACK!!!*

[@Welldonebeefs]

If you’re feeling tired, stick a metal fork in a power outlet. It’ll give you a jolt of energy

[@814jonny]

@Alister Dante, because he loves you.

[@discofoxxy]

Actually i did this the week my coffee machine was broken to help me get up

[@williams5959]

I’m pretty tired right now I could probably get some energy from that and I’m eating food right now so I’m holding a fork let’s see how it goes

[@tylerpiton6502]

Instructions unclear got dick stuck in toaster

[@yanthipenrose9844]

Caramel Queen can i use a knife? I made all my forks into spoons

[@Iampaztro]

Seeing Charlie’s hair scared me for a second

[@negrito4646]

5:50 Admit that you laughed

[@basedintellectual9704]

I laughed when he put the goggles on, but Charlie quickly reminded me that this is rather depressing

[@kentstopme]

I literally had the same reaction as him

[@Hadfield15]

It’s impossible not to laugh or at least smile at that face

[@ToxicSkull0]

It’s Wednesday my dudes

[@abrahamdoucette]

when i saw your comment i thought that you must be wrong but when i clicked it i realized you linked to my laugh

[@fancyfeast5086]

I had already invented the coke bottle cap sleep mask, he stole it from me before I could patent it...my life is ruined. The man hours, the late nights, all my life’s work...gone!!

[@459sixtyfour9]

But man I could use those. Enjoy the eating of shit pants Charlie.

[@saturniidspectre]

I'm sorry bro. I hope his channel is destroyed one way or another.

[@LoveeTayyx3]

5:43 and then Charlie’s blank stare lol

[@onyxandtheoccult]

Just this man staring into a camera makes people laugh uncontrollably

[@digiiiii]

I burst out into laughter at that stare of disapproval

[@bijan2210]

"Cyberpunk 2077"

[@atas2561]

@@bijan2210 That was my reaction to how CB 2077 turned out.

[@Skeletron7]

Why not just close your eyes?!

[@RebeccaJayne5x5]

The Coke, eye shade, sleep masks thingy combined with Charlie’s satirical comments made me die 😂😂 I do not know why but I found it disproportionally funny lol 😂😂

[@strxfed.5643]

the way he looked at the camera after the coke cap eye coverings had me rolling for a good 5 minutes

[@WEREONFIRE111]

Me and a friend will send a zoomed in screenshot of this face to each other occasionally out of nowhere and it literally makes me geek out for a solid 10 minutes while I’m at work. This has carried on for two years.

[@anthonyiannello1889]

5:50

[@Ltwpe]

Lol

[@tj9508]

Mr.Gear: Coke caps eye covers.
Oakley : EUREKA

[@micahandrejczak3015]

T J underrated comment

[@Gooseberrius]

Micah Andrejczak not anymore

[@Byeahman]

The one where he cuts the Coca Cola can to make a spoon by using a fork makes my last brain cell want to commit scooter ankle

[@osamabeenlacken3658]

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[@RicoDuroska]

Probably the only actually useful lifehack here. I actually used this one while camping when I forgot to bring spoons for soup but had a fork and some cans.. lol.

[@han_solo-sl7ek]

@@RicoDuroska I feel like that Would really cut up you mouth if you didn't sand/dull the edges :/

[@DracoPadilla]

Best comment. People that don't get it never got a razor to the shin.

[@harukafan07]

Now, hear me out guys, this might shock you...but use a fucking spoon, not mouth papercut simulator.

[@MF-dz7cp]

5:45 Why is nobody talking about how those bottle caps have spiky parts that are probably stabbing into his eyelids 😂 i can imagine how bad that has to hurt

[@tats1218]

How to determine what month it is:
Look at Charlie's ever changing haircuts

[@randam1005]

Now this sounds like a life hack

[@bououdenahmed779]

He isn't a jesus yet

[@K10_Productions]

Genius

[@FamilyGuyRoks6]

Charlie: "who would need to protect their markers??"
*artists who own $1000+ worth of alcohol markers have entered the chat*

[@ChronicallyZER0]

Yes especially Copic

[@aqilrashidi1410]

Lol yea

[@marhan36]

i don't know about markers protection business, but if someone own a $1000+ marker they definitely wouldn't trust a balloon to protect that marker..

[@растишкамороженное]

jokes on you, I can’t afford that much!

[@no_one_important4210]

Who would steal markers?

[@DrShaym]

0:55, looks like something you would give to your cat.

[@Daniel-zx8zw]

How are the baby possums, Doc?

[@mihirkamat504]

Dr Shaym Daddy SHAYM?

[@itsRique_]

that's what I thought it was going to be😂

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

That would have been a much better use

[@lordofstalebread6020]

Definitely better than what it’s supposed to be

[@buliyonchik]

Dude, I unironically jumped when i heard scarlet fire playing at 7:18. Dank pods supremacy forever!

[@mfgoon97]

My coaster broke yesterday. Luckily I have a copy of GTA V, so no worries.

[@lokii5779]

Jacob Mull works like a charm

[@kenc5999]

Suck a fuck

[@Guy_-wt6rn]

I eat didlos

[@imaloony8]

I know this is a joke comment, but now I'm genuinely curious of how one would break a coaster.

[@Boooo]

By using it as a shield while sword fighting imaloony8

[@ye6942]

That's the 1000 degree knife guy.

[@149CreepingDeath08]

Well that sure explains it

[@pr4_kp]

That's the narrator guy.

[@bradybevibing-8003]

Wow I didn't think I'd see "NarratorHere."

[@yungdogger5897]

Whoa it's that podcast guy

[@al112v4]

At least those were entertaining, this is just pure trash.

[@Ciel1820]

Too dark for you to fall asleep?
*just hot glue lightbulbs to your eyelids*

[@aizercul]

i genuienly laughed at that

[@bobrutherson6417]

i laughed at this

[@BabyTurtoasa]

I would pay to see that XDD

[@FinesseTheBest]

or just hotglue your eye lids together

[@owenballeau1000]

Haha you are actually kinda funny but that would hurt

[@Dmac4Ever]

Here’s one, use two toilet paper rolls as binoculars

[@roxylalondes]

Quick 5 minute life hack! *brings out the power tools*

[@TheNo15]

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@beastyowo6229]

*HOW TO GLUE A BOAT BACK TOGETHER*

[@johndobersworth4224]

Get the 1000 degree knife!

[@aaqka]

nice pfp

[@bubbles8871]

Normal people: "I've been robbed!"
Cr1tikal: "I've been burguralised!"

[@Insane.I]

Who be steelin my pens

[@oulafursson]

that's kinda how they teach english in Russia smh

[@HybridFFC]

@@oulafursson same here in acelyity

[@Enneamorph]

Robbing: direct confrontation, something is taken
Burglarizing: indirect, most often breaking and entering.
Hence, a robber is someone that mugs you in an alleyway, a burglar steals from your house while you’re not looking

[@HybridFFC]

@@Enneamorph i object

[@ItsAlejandro]

too bright for sleeping?
CLOSE YOUR EYES

[@parkerc9816]

Instructions not clear enough, cat is now orbiting Saturn

[@pillarshipempireemployee0142]

But rly, sometimes it's not enough.

[@ItsAlejandro]

Dragon born fus ro

[@parkerc9816]

DA!
Ahrk fin horok paal graan fod hust hoh zindro zaan

[@deadpaul6587]

Ninjarabbit 2004 you made me laugh harder than this 5:49 lmao

[@steamyninja8881]

3:18 as a college student, this one could actually be useful. I remember one night I got back to my room at like 3AM with some food. I was fuckin starving. I got ready to eat.. then realized I had no spoon. I also had no fork, no chopstick, no spork. Nothing, I had forgot restock on plastic ones. So I used some folded up aluminum foil to make as best a spoon as I could and dug in.

[@zeus8603]

Imagine Mr Gears working at NASA:”engaging secondary engine.”
Mr Gears:”Oh I turned that into a barbecue with scissors and glue. Pretty cool right?”

[@bredboi8416]

NASA:you’re fired gears

[@ginoferrarese9440]

No you are dead

[@jimsidewinder8622]

"Huston, we have a problem"

[@someonexd482]

Dr gears from the fondation looking at you

[@shanethrelfall416]

“Break shit and glue that shit onto other shit”
😂😂👌🏼

[@ignashi7plays401]

I like how Charlie gets significant amount of views on past videos till this date.

[@fauhans1393]

Stay on ig

[@voidsmith8887]

@@fauhans1393?

[@brandonsavage7008]

shit shit shit!

[@monke980]

@@fauhans1393 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@apdsouza]

Why use coke lids when you could just super glue your eyes Mr Gear?

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

Allan Dsouza Lmao

[@flyingtempura4926]

The real life hack... Seriously.

[@thegrunch6448]

And the nice thing is after waking up those metal parts will be hurting like hell and leave a nice mark on your face same with the edges from the plastic. Absolute sleeping nightmare wtf!

[@XI_VII]

EUREKA!

[@CJ-ht4rf]

Can't deny I got a pretty good laugh out of Charlie discovering twine

[@Chucanelli]

Same, I was like “Buddy that’s hemp cord 😂”
But it was worth it for the “pile of pubes” bit

[@stayathomo8755]

ᶜʰᵃʳˡⁱᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒʳʳⁱᵇˡᵉ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ʰᵃᶜᵏˢ ᶠᵃᶜᵗᵒʳʸ

[@cloudy9607]

Ikr

[@katlynrobertson1051]

Facts

[@abdoonyt9049]

L M A O TRUUU

[@potat0a1m26]

RICHARD GET OFF MY HOTSPOT

[@axtra9561]

the spoon fork was pretty cool but useless

[@bokchoiman]

Thank you Mr. Gear for your Soviet era ingenuity. When I'm eventually thrown in American style gulag I will use these life hacks to make life a little less shit.

[@togross2216]

*USSR Anthem intensifies*

[@sadriposting]

cats dont go to gulag, only gopniks

[@convella1619]

5:50 that freeze frame legit made me laugh for like 5 minutes

[@evesuda4803]

hahahah me too

[@tomrudkin5042]

Made me wheeze

[@MrChill-bz3gc]

It made me cum🥴

[@tomrudkin5042]

@@MrChill-bz3gc sus

[@dumpsterchild131]

Mr. Chill bruh

[@skinnywhiteboy5590]

I've taken a few years of engineering, and I've seen people do some pretty creative things with the materials and tools he's using, but I swear to God I feel every bone in my body collapse everytime he reveals that absolute abomination that is his modern day art project

[@percivalyracanth1528]

"That's the dirtiest yarn I've ever seen"
Does Charlie not know what twine is?

[@fastpoptart]

No but he knows what a shit life hack looks like

[@Rebnobfulroar]

I was hoping someone would point it out lol

[@datboizamo1873]

I thought it was hemp wik

[@marcofernandez1857]

@@datboizamo1873 I still think it’s hemp wick lol

[@koppi732]

Oh my god! Charlie is such an idiot for not knowing what twine is! God, he must have the IQ of a bubble. His intelligence is a joke!

[@Phucketmcsucket]

5:40 "oh boy, I created a life hack for sleeping when it's too bright. Now if only I had a life hack that'll help me sleep when I have a couple of bottle caps digging into my eyes"

[@mythicallymoist9772]

That's the real life hack here.

[@zzombiedogg]

Put a dry rag under the Coke goggles, it'll stop the caps from digging into your skin, and it'll also help make the room less bright

[@CHLiechtenstein]

melt your eyes out with a blowtorch, now light isn't a problem at all!

[@Namelessstew]

CH Liechtenstein reminds me of the movie hostel

[@j2potter89]

Add cotton balls. Boom life hack. Mind freak

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Why not just use flex tape and fix all of your problems?

[@moistyboii3990]

There's a starman waiting in the sky because it only works if there’s a lotta damage

[@andysanchez5423]

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

[@kurros1270]

But can it fix depression?

[@mavolent6332]

wanna die right now?
NO PROBLEM!
junt drink Flex seal!
Or just Flex tape your nose and Mouth!
100% efficiency

[@QuandaleDinkle]

A question about your name. Is the starman waiting in the sky Kars by any chance?

[@mattk6827]

It kind of makes me want to write these all down. Then the next time I stay at a hotel, bust out all these hacks and leave the contraptions haphazardly around the room. Let housekeeping find it and wonder 'who the hell stayed here last night' and 'what on god's green earth were they fucking doing in here?'. lmfao.

[@shailanandakumar7868]

*Broken marriage ?*
*Use flex tape.*

[@nocomment2236]

Jontron

[@Mortis_]

information thanks man

[@MegaMGstudios]

IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WOTTAR

[@slycoopervaultmaster1256]

Works better then placebo

[@l_.f._v4650]

Try rice

[@InternationalSpaceForce]

*LifeHack #283*
Wink with both eyes at the same time and you'll start blinking in no time!

[@sunny_dany]

President Moore LOL

[@jeep1027]

That was a bit hard to follow. I still am not blinking. Maybe give more clear instructions?

[@alloka6713]

thx super Obvious

[@badwulff]

Instructions unclear, just microwaved a cat

[@MultiLililililili]

OMG it actually works!! I can't wait to tell all of my friends!

[@curvycroissant3979]

"Having trouble Breathing?" "Stick straws down your nostrils into your trachea."

[@TuncerDemir]

This is a legit lifehack

[@tuumanka7974]

Lmaoo, I laughed too hard on this

[@destinyrpga8118]

I wish George Floyd saw this lifehack

[@curvycroissant3979]

@@destinyrpga8118 he bouta go sicko mode

[@nowasfalsebanned2769]

@@destinyrpga8118 maybe then he would have survived

[@Illusivedropp]

This is literally "tell me you've ran out of life hacks without telling me you ran out of life hacks".

[@michaelmills622]

5:50 this is the look of pure disappointment

[@SilverEtherii]

@Cool and Smooth Tooth ooooooooffff

[@michaelmills622]

@Cool and Smooth Tooth same😎

[@eshock753]

Mr gear is truly a man ahead of our time

[@laggystand]

He studied in the college of winterhold

[@eshock753]

LaggyStand delier he must have spent a lot of time in the arcaneum to develop that knowledge

[@eshock753]

robert lynch he is a bus driver

[@pleaserespond3984]

We all living in 2018, but he's living in 8102.

[@dano5485]

1 0 0 0 degree k n i f e

[@ljwho9921]

No Charlie, the Pringles can was obviously a homemade fleshlight sleeve, the yarn was simply for added grip when things start to get a little messy

[@SunjungNam]

Smart

[@susmit1093]

Only thing I found strange about that life hack is why not use a bigger princles can

[@SunjungNam]

@@susmit1093 i found it stupidly funny

[@bruhman6079]

@@susmit1093 hey, its not the size that counts

[@susmit1093]

@@bruhman6079 what I meant to say was use the smaller prinkles can to put small things and use a larger one to put larger things. Why glue two small cans if there is already a larger one available

[@tweekkat]

Imagine if somebody made all of these hacks in these life hack videos and uses them in their day-to-day life. You'd just feel sad going to their house.
Also, on a side note, that Coke cap eye mask looks extremely painful